#I'm. Scared. Tee hee

[shima-draws]

BROOK BROOK BROOK BROOK BROOK BROOK BROOK 👏

#OH WE IN IT NOW BABY!! IT'S THRILLER BARK TIME!! IT'S BROOK TIME!!!!!!! #Shima speaks #One Piece #I'm. Scared. Tee hee #I'm ESPECIALLY scared for Ace after that cliffhanger. Blackbeard I swear to FUCKING god if you hurt my boy. #(Already knows what's going to happen to him but pretends to be innocently unaware)

[catboygirljoker]

normal normal normal normal i hate the word normal. i hate people using it as a stand-in for "kind" or "compassionate". i hate people using it as an unmitigated positive. im white and able bodied and can pass as cis and neurotypical in a pinch but im autistic bi and trans i am not "normal" and even i have been hurt by uses of that word can you imagine how much worse it is for people who don't pass as neurotypical or cis or aren't white or able bodied. saw someone praising someone else for being "normal" about kink artists and you know what it looks like to be "normal" about kink? it means disparaging it. treating it as inherently dirty and amoral unless in the very specific forms that have become pop culture signifiers. it is in fact very "normal" to be awful to kink artists.

im still mad at that one post thats like "be normal about intersex people!" / "no, no, people are sexualizing intersex people in the reblogs, i meant be NORMAL!" and its like yeah buddy. sexualizing intersex people without their consent in inappropriate situations IS normal. if you wanted people to be compassionate to intersex people and humanize them you should've said that. instead of appealing to "normalcy". like even if the word "normal" DID mean only positive things you fucked up when you used an extremely vague word that means different things to different people in different contexts and expected them to know exactly what you meant

#sorry i woke up and chose violence today tee hee how are y'all doing #how is it that we have fucking REGRESSED from ''normal people scare me'' fuckin 2014 hot topic culture #to ''okay well actually im normal just like you and if youre not normal thats Bad don't be Weird be Normal'' #and YES. i do use the word ''normal'' still in some contexts. like Being Normal About That Old Man #but in that context it's pretty clear what i mean and that i'm being sarcastic #that i 1) am NOT being normal about that old man and that 2) Not Being Normal is a fun praiseworthy state to be in #intersexphobia #edit: the word the WORD the WORD NORMal. not world. FUCK #blakeposts

[ratpoizonz]

(wip) erm

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #tee hee hee >:3 #aubrey rambles

[bredforloyalty]

we had this um discussion today with the girls i'm doing the next social psych presentation with (i know right TWO presentations?? get off our asses) and well. i am not optimistic

#they're. they're nice. i just knew this would be difficult. and it has been‚ difficult that is #and this was just the first conversation #we need to actually finish it by sunday and present on tuesday. and we just don't even understand the topics in the same way #one girl is super quiet and never does much. the other two are confused but they don't seem to know it.. #and i am usually not the person who's like ouogh i'm too smart for this lot #i swear i never do that.... but that was painful. i love these girls on a personal level but that was not pleasant for me. i'm sorry #😭 #one of them had that misogynistic comment the last time that made my jaw drop btw. but that's behind us #i am scared though. how will we handle this #like. even if i could do it on my own and have an idea of what we should do they don't like. want to do that. #so...... tee hee! #i think i might be fucked i feel fucked. sorry for not putting more trust in them #kata.txt

[radellama]

Hmmm...

#just a personal rant for a bit cause I'm just procrastinating and wanna say this before getting back to work #but hmmmm about to graduate with a Bachelor in film and that's kinda exciting but I'm sooo nervous tbh #and even though that means that i should be excited and looking towards job opportunities that suit my skillset and use this Bachelor... #I'm like.... tee hee I wanna write novels and draw comics and make visual novels #maybe it's just cause I'm severely burnt out but i have no interest in making a movie rn... #maybe i just need to wait until I've had a break to recover and I'll be back on my bullshit #and wait until I can work with a great team or something.. really getting annoyed with our current director #sigh.... i just wanna make stuff cause i love stories... and I'm very very tired and scared about the future #whadda hell #delete later

[telffiin]

AAAAA MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK!!! I'm turning 15!!!!

#i'm kinda scared lol #14 february #valentine's day baby #tee hee hee

[chaosandmarigolds]

Tee-hee, next part because I have a lil bit of time.

It would be a lie to say he hadn't done his research, he had looked into every aspect of your life. Family, work friends, friends, even ex-friends and middle school crushes, so, of course, he knew of the ex-husband. He knew of the dishonorable discharge for assault and he knew the reports and he knew the case hearings and the restraining orders violated. He knew it. Simon had done his research.

Yet hearing the words that you were scared of him, of being with him for that reason made his heart sink.

"I know your type." You go on, whispering with a shaky voice, "I trust you with Oliver because I know you would never hurt him, but you would hurt me. I can...I can't, Oliver needs a good man in his life and you are that for him and I am so grateful but I- you're just...I know the type."

He didn't think words could cause him so much pain but everything just seemed to...crumble around him. "Y'er not gonna let me change your mind."

"I don't think you could." You sniffle and then motion, "You're a good father, so much more than Caleb was- and...you're too good to be true so- lets not mess this up?"

Simon tried to read your expression, fatigue, exasperation, stress -all of it, and he so he relented, "I'll show you."

"Mm?"

"I'll show you tha' I'm not the type. I don't care if it take years, I'll do it."

You look down and shake your head, "Simon it's not that easy-"

"Dont think it will be."

A short silence that was staggered by Ollie opening the door and then screaming with glee, "ISTER RILEY! ISTER RILEY! HI! WANNA COME SEE MY ROOM? MOMMY CAN ISTER RILEY SEE MY ROOM??"

(annnn now I have an exam, so that's all! <333)

#simon ghost riley #simon riley fanfic #cod x you #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon riley imagine #coco's chaos <3 #cod fluff #simon ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #x female reader #xfem!reader #x fem!reader #coco’s pre k universe! <3 #coco’s chaos <3 #mw2 ghost

[haruchi-slit]

BAD (GOOD) IDEA!

synopsis: Summoning a incubus, Sukuna

warnings: Sukuna has horns, he's a demon/curse, monster fucking, Sukuna has 2 pps and a mouth on his belly, dub con, MENTIONS OF BLOOD AND CUTTING (IT'S FOR THE RITUAL) fucking against the wall, THE RITUAL THINGY ISN'T REAL! English isn't my first language so please forgive me if my grammar's wrong and yeaa a lot of other kinky stuff ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ

a/n: might do a Higuruma, Gojo, or Toji smut/ff/fluff next, any ways isn't Sukuna's just such a cutiepatootie i also tend to use complete English words for sukuna instead of Contractions, like: isn't - is not cause, get it? he's a 1000 year's old tee-hee this is a late Christmas present ;>

After you applied and got accepted at the company your friend's working, you visited your local library to read, and maybe borrow some books, a particular book, caught your attention, it's designed with eyes and plant vines, so curiosity got the better out off you.

"Miss can I borrow this?" you asked as you put the book on the counter,

"Oh hi!, yes, yes you can ma'am, but be really careful" she said, not paying attention to what the librarian, you carelessly dug your own grave, or maybe..not.

"Your Id please, ma'am" the employee says

"Yeah, here" you said looking for your Id in your wallet, once you found your Id you gave it to the librarian.

You got home, completely tired, you placed the book down on your study table, you sat down and decided to read it once you opened it, you realized that the pages only contains pictures, you saw a four armed human with horns, you're not quite sure if it was a demon or a human, while looking thru the pages, a particular page had your eyes dazzling.

it was an instruction on how to summon the

"human" in the book.

You knew it's not a good idea to build and set a little shrine to summon the "human" in the book, but you thought,

"Curses, demons, or other evil spirits don't exist" you scoffed "what else could go wrong"

you shrugged snickering to your self.

You deeply cutted the tip of your finger, you watched your blood drip to the palm of your hand you drew a box with a mouth and four eyes on the paper, As you were doing the ritual, the little shrine you made lits up and turned into ashes, as a portal appears on your bedroom floor, it was the "human" in the book,

he wears a woman's kimono, he has horns, four eyes, you can't help but to look on his stomach with a huge mouth, his about 8ft tall, he has tattoos all over his body and only two arms?, you we're taken a back as you screamed in terror, which made the demon shot the deadliest glare.

"Is that how you greet your guest?, humans." he rolled his eyes as he unclasped his arms,

"F-fuck!" you exclaimed, while you ran fast as you could to unlock your door, but unfortunately the demon appears in front of your bedroom door in a matter of second, which results you bumping on his muscular stomach,

"Summoning me and then running away?, that is quite rude for a lady is it not?, come on do not be scared of me, brat." the demon said forming a devious smirk.

"What-what in the hell are you!?" you breath uncontrollably.

"What do you think human?, I'm a Incubus, you did not read the book?"

you tilted your head, "A what?" you asked, he chuckles at your naive response.

"I'll show what an incubus can do" he once again plastered his devious smirk.

He throws you on your soft mattress causing you to lay flat, you were completely frozen, he towers on top of you, with his muscular and obviously strong structure, you knew you were hopeless.

He lightly sat on your knees, traping you, making sure you can't move,

he removes his kimono, revealing his other set of arms

"Hey- what do your think you're doing!?" you stutter,

he shot seductive glares and you can't lie he's damn fucking attractive!, he acted like he didn't heard you, as he remove his undergarments and tossed it to the ground, he then shook his head as he shushes your mouth, he lifts you up and makes you sit on his lap, you were still in shock so tried to look away, he grabs your jaw forcing you to look at him.

"Eyes on me little one."

you bit your lips trying not to cry, but it was no avail your tears dripped down your cheeks and the demon found it pathetic.

"Humans are so emotional" he chuckles as he leans close to your face, he then licks your tears of, "I'll make you cry in pleasure too" he said and kissed you, you responded to the kiss, you don't know why but the kiss was sloppy, rough, he was dominant, and he doesn't hide it, he bits your lower lip to open your mouth in which he succeed, he roams his tongue in your mouth transferring some of his saliva in you, tongues currently fighting for dominance, you were so lost in the deep kiss, so he took the opportunity to slide the tongue on his belly in your shorts taking you by surprise, you let out a breathy moan as you once again latched your mouth on his lips, his belly tongue draws up and down licking every cornee of your vagina, your short were completely wet by how the demon was spitting on your pussy and abusing it, you broke the deep kiss as soon as you felt his dick erect, you looked at your back as you realized he has two dicks you gasp, you couldn't believe a living being could have two!

"What?, are you surprised little human?" he asked his tongue still moving down your pussy, "Nnn~ ha!" you whimpered as you nodded several times, "feeling good brat?"

"Ha! ugh hah!" you nodded once again, your hand going up to your tits squishing together,

the demon, once again, laughed at your pathetic state

"still not enough?, human are soo greedy" he says as he stood up and lifts you up high against the wall then tore your shorts and panties off, he uses his lower set of arms to hold your lower thigh as the upper set of arms was used as a support to your waist, he leveled your body to his mouth and remember his 8ft tall, so your literally high up against the wall, he spreads your legs wider as he latched his mouth on your pussy, sloppily eating it, focusing on your clit more, so you'll lose your mind faster, he fucking knows how to work that tongue up, his a 1000 years old curse after all, you were above the cloud, in how fucking good he was,

"oh fuuhh!!~ demon, hah! incubus! what ever you are nnn~ so fucking good!" you moaned

"Don't call me shits you brat, Sukuna or Ryomen your choice, little human."

he said while you didn't respond, he latched his mouth on your pussy again, burying his face furthermore making your back arch, against the wall, the room was filled with slurping sounds, whimpers and moans, you feel your walls starting to twitch you knew you're close, and Sukuna noticed so he fasten his pace flicking your puffy clit, spitting on your pussy with no remorse.

"R-ryomen!~ Fuck!" you screamed, as you orgasmed on his long tongue,

"You like that hmm?~" he asked but you couldn't respond cause you were still high,

"ok that's enough foreplay." he said as he aligns his dicks on your pussy and ass.

he slams his dick in you while his arms still supports your little body, he pins your whole body against the wall, his cocks were thick, and quite long, "So- f'king big! i can't!" you cried out "you'll tear me up Ryo!" you added scratching on his shoulders and back,

"oh come on little human, you can do it" he laughs as he pushes his dicks in you,

"my dicks just half way there don't pass out"

penetrating both of your holes

"Ryomen Oh my!" you bit your tongue in result it bleed, "shushh" Sukana says as he kissed your lips, you tasted the metallic taste of your blood while kissing him, as his dicks finally enters both your holes, you can feel his other cock moving in your ass, making it more ten times good, tongue lolled up, saliva dripping from both ends of your mouth, eyes almost crossing, his cocks hits every spot, with every thrust, you scream, and each scream was punctuated,

"Ah~hah, your pussy won't let me move that much, so t-tight" Sukuna states, as he buried his face to the crook of your collarbone, you can feel your pussy latching on his cock like it was it's life source, like if it disappears it would die, "Sukuna nnn!" you moaned your brain turned into a mush with all the pleasure, his cocks hitting each and every g-spot in your body, his cock kissing your womb with his thrust after trust, he lifts you up once again toward your mattress making you sit on top of him, letting you take control,

"come on little human show me what you got."

you bounced up and down holding on to his horns for support as his lower set of arms is buried deep on the flesh of your hips, as his top set of arms was on top of his head,after bouncing on top of him non-stop he came after, your eyelid fell after that, and then you woke up, with heavy breaths, you observed the room your in, you're still in your bed room, fully clothed under your blanket, you looked at your digital clock beside your bed, and realized it was time for your work,

"Thank god it was just a wet dream haha~" you yawned,

"oops, can't be late for my new job" you lightly laughed. Unfortunately you we're late.

Upon arriving at your workplace, you we're 20 minutes late. your friend, Geto greets you after coming out of the elevator,

"oh good morning~, the boss is waiting for you" Geto says and points a the door, that you assumed the boss's office,

"uh-oh, is it because im late?" you asked

which made Geto shrug " I don't know" he says "just goo aheadd, I'll grab you some coffee, see you later" added.

You knocked on your Boss's office

"Come in" a familiar voice, as soon as you opened the door, your boss greets you,

"Did you have fun last night, little human?"

"Ryomen..."

a/n: no part two👹

#jjk smut #sukuna x you #ryomen sukuna smut #sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna smut #incubus sukuna #jjk #toji smut #sukuna x y/n #ryomen sukuna x reader #smut sukuna

[tonberry-yoda]

LAST ONE I SWEAR: Hermes with the Love at first sight thingy? You are the best thank you omg🤍✨️

Love - Hermes (f!reader)

notes - I havent been feeling 10/10 SO HERE I AM WRITING FOR MY COMFORT CHARACTER IN ROR!!! How can I not?!??!?! It got a little self inserty, BUT I DONT CARE I LOVE HIM SM HOW CAN I NOT?!?!??!?! I'm kinda obsessed with his design tee hee. I had a ton of fun writing this, so thank you for the request!! ily and i hope you have an amazing day <333

word count - 717

You were just a human. A human that was bored of life.

You sighed and spent your time studying Greek Mythology. You seemed to be very fixated on it recently. It was so interesting, the way that the gods would live. And who knew, maybe they were wonderful people. You laughed at the thought. How stupid. If a god met you, you would probably be dead.

You were especially fixated on Hermes though. He was a god that never stopped showing up in every myth you read. He was fun to read about. He was always saying something witty or just being the most reasonable god. He was the most... human, you supposed.

You only wondered if these stories you escaped with were real at all. You wished that you could meet someone like Hermes.

Walks were close enough to your escape though, especially the woods by your house. They were full and green; very fantasy-esque. You loved them. Especially getting overdressed to go on a walk. A long dress and a pair of thin flats. You would read stories to deer and bunnies that weren't too far off from you and you would sometimes just take your shoes off and stick your feet in the mud.

It was freeing. And it was all you needed.

You didn't mind going there by yourself as often as you did. It was nice.

But it was off putting when you heard a voice for the first time.

"Can I ask why we're all the way out here?" A deep, yet smooth voice said.

You quickly hid behind a rock. You weren't used to hearing anyone out here, so you were definitely scared.

"Oh, come now, my boy," a raspier voice chuckled. "I like visiting the world down here every now and again! It's not like anyone's going to be out here!"

And right as the man thought that, your dumbass stepped on a stick that made a loud ass sound. Great.

"What was that?" The raspy voice said.

"I don't know," the smoother voice said, his tone slow and soft. "Let me go check it out. Stay here."

Your heart dropped and you panicked a bit. What were you supposed to do? You spent so much time thinking that you didn't move an inch, so a head peeked out from the rock.

You and him both seemed to be in shock as your eyes went wide as you looked at each other.

You stood up from your spot and muttered something that was supposed to be an apology, but more sounded like a bundle of words. You were blushing, dammit.

The man in front of you was handsome. Super handsome. He had jet black hair and bright red eyes. He was wearing a black tuxedo and you couldn't help but stare at him.

He did the same though, without your knowing. You in your dress, god, you looked like a fairy out here.

You both must've realized that you were staring for far too long and you both blushed, looking at the ground.

"I apologize, miss," the man bowed at you and looked back up at you with a small smile. "I didn't mean to scare you."

"I didn't mean to scare you." You peeked out from behind the rock and saw that an old man was admiring a butterfly.

"You're beautiful... if you don't mind me saying."

You turned back to the man with shock. "W-Well, you're very handsome."

"Well, I don't want to doddle. I apologize for the scare," he pulled up you hand to his lips and pressed a kiss upon your knuckles. "I do hope you have a lovely rest of your day, though."

You were sad to feel his touch leave, sighing. "Wait!" You called off as he went to walk back to the old man.

The man turned to you, his hair blowing in the light breeze that blew over. "Yes?"

"I never caught your name."

He hesitated for a moment, but smiled. "It's Hermes."

You froze and watched him leave. Oh my god, that was like a dream.

"What was that all about?" Zeus asked Hermes.

"Oh nothing. But love is a funny thing, don't you think, Lord Zeus?"

"Aphrodite can be an awful woman."

Hermes chuckled. "I suppose she can be."

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#tonberry answers #asks #requests #moots <3 #writing #my writing #fanfic #fanfiction #ror #record of ragnarok #ror x reader #record of ragnarok x reader #hermes #hermes ror #hermes record of ragnarok #hermes x reader #hermes ror x reader #<3

[eyesofshan-if]

I gotta say I love and HATE how secretive/non-spoilery you are with your future plans and what can/will happen with everyone.

Most other IF authors I've seen are way more happy, cheeky, and gushy about sharing spoilers/hints/characters interactions that haven't been implementing yet but so far as I've seen you keep on giving these ominous hints and when someone asks or has a theory (right or wrong) you're ALWAYS just "tee hee maaaaybe!! 🤭"

Absolutely wild and I'm both scared and hooked dawg

i have to admit this is not because i'm tying to edge anyone 😭 or trying to be mysterious, but because i cannot confirm what i'm going to put out. i'm the kind of writer that just sits and writes without planning too far (woe to me, who apparently loves writing complicated stories). sometimes, things change, so i don't want to promise anything too soon!! i only share things that i am sure will happen, like hansol and mc's relationship perhaps probably maybe going through massive upheavals in the future <3

#asks #you are right to be scared

[speedystarshine]

Howdy!! So may I get a headcanon with Alt!Gabriel x Reader? (If possible, can you do a platonic relationship? If you can't, that's totally okay <3)

Hope you have a great day/night!!♡♡♡

ofc! I haven't written anything for tmc yet, so this was fun! <3

Alt!Gabriel x Reader (Platonic)

I'm sorry but I'm such a simp for the scenario that he saves you from another alternate

It's a kind of "oops sorry wrong house tee hee" scenario, but your confused because why the heck is this big goofy ahh looking 'angel' not killing you?

He's uh...been watching you for a while :)

You were home alone, tired, and looking absolutely terrified. He didn't know why, since there were others like you, but he felt an urge to protect you from everything.

If you were to hug him, he'd be really really really soft but also like.... inhumanely freezing cold.

He can't always be there, despite how desperately he may want to, so sometimes he send some of his little alternates to come play with you :)

He gets frustrated sometimes since you seem scared at him, but he always calms you down. It would be a joke to think you could escape this entity.

Honestly though, from your pov? Probably confused as hell. I mean c'mon. Some creepy ass demon was about to murder you, then suddenly this goofy ahh clown who calls himself an "angel" comes outta nowhere and kidnaps you??

Yeah.....

He would be mad at you if you tried to call the police or someone else to help, but he knows they can't help you. <3

Will most likely screw up your technology so there's no chance of you reaching out in the first place. But, it someone were to come, he would take care of them, no problem!

He's a bit stilted with affection since he's....not really used to it. He most often asks you to help him with stuff like that, or sends one of his followers out to get information.

Sometimes though, if you really piss him off, he forgets that you're a human compared to him. Goes off the rails, glitching reality, probably traumatises you. He always apologizes for it though, (in his own way) and immediately demands forgiveness. He's new to this, okay? He's trying!

4/10 actually terrifying and could accidentally kill you at any given moment

Hope that was okay, anon!

#the mandela catalogue x reader #the mandela catalogue #alternate gabriel #alternate gabriel x reader #platonic yandere #platonic #sussy gabriel #WHY IS SUSSY BUSSY A TAG #sussy bussy

[muffinrecord]

Himena's magical girl story was really good but also really terrifying and I don't mean the part where Himena tells Sasha, "If you wanted me to, I would kill your uncle for you tee-hee."

The earlier bits where she has anxiety about if her friends were leaving her was absolutely anxiety-inducing for me, but mostly because... I've had friends like this and we do not mix whatsoever. Personally, I'm the kind of person who needs her space. If I couldn't hang out with someone and they sent me a thousand texts and phone calls: that would be the last time I'd ever talk to them because you bet your ass I'd be afraid of them. The Hiko bits in particular made it hard to watch. It was suffocating!

I think Hiko genuinely loves her, probably. But god. Imagine if he wanted to escape her and was lightly rebuffing her this whole time out of politeness, then he started getting bullied... and then things got worse, and he couldn't escape his bullies or Himena. Then he commits suicide to escape the whole situation. AND THEN SHE BRINGS HIM BACK IN HER FUCKING BRAIN.

This is peak nightmare fuel for me specifically. Being stuck in someone's head. Without my permission. Forever. I'd beg Himena to kill me again a second time, probably.

Oh but to add, I stand by my earlier comments on Himena, that I don't think she's a bad person. Like for me she is terrifying, but that's cause of my own issues specifically. I think she's a person who really needs therapy and validation. I think she's been alone and ostracized and surrounded by fake friends for a long time, and it's led her to a lot of pain. She's so scared of going back into that whirlwind of pain that she's willing to do anything, be anything, as long as she never feels it again. And I think that's a very human thing to feel, whether it means you're scared of losing people or if you're scared of being around them.

I have a few thoughts that she might have Borderline Personality Disorder but... that one can get stigmatized badly and I hate to put that on the character that tried to genocide all of Kamihama at one point. BPD gets enough shit online, I don't want to add on "hey this homicidal character looks like u lol," you know? :/

She also seems very teenager to me, and not just in the manner she speaks. Girl hasn't experienced enough of life yet to realize that sometimes people are just busy and it's not all about you. I mean that in the kindest way possible.

...

Actually, having said that-- you know, there are a loooot of people online who dislike Himena, who act like Hikos. But having met a few of them, they tend to have a lot more in common with Himena than with Hiko-- particularly with that self-centeredness. If you don't talk to them every day, they think you hate them and lash out and want to hate you more. Anything you do is a sign meant for them to interpret. That sort of thing.

It makes me wonder if (some of) the Himena haters look at her and see an aspect of themselves that they don't like.

Anyways, I definitely recommend watching her Magical Girl Story. Some parts of it feel a little exposition-y, but it's all good and it's an interesting dive into her brain. I'd actually be really interested to hear from someone who can relate to her more than I can and what they think of her MGS.

#Magia Record #Himena Aika

[ratpoizonz]

it's so funny to me seeing ppl lose their minds over the fact that i draw red guy with top surgery scars. i'm actually surprised i don't see more ppl draw him like that

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #ty all I make him so transgender tee hee #i'm a big red guy kinnie so i am indeed projecting actually #aubrey rambles

[daegall]

SOFT HOURS!!! Chenle being the most two faced person ever literally threatening to murd3r the boys and then turning to you like “baby are you okay? Do you need anything?” 🥹

MMM ALL THESE SOFT ASKS YESSSS

no bc zhong chenle . rich boy and literal PRESIDENT he has absolutely no fears against the dreamies they could try and he would just cackle LOL

they'd playfully threaten to steal his house, his car, HIS MOM FOR HEAVENS SAKE and he'd just nod and say 'mmm yeah go ahead and try.'

the only time where he actually breaks is for 2 things, daegal, and you!!!!!! obviously, one matters more than the other. daegal means the world to him (IM KIDDING I MEANT YOU OFC)

so when they ask him if it's alright to take you away form him after asking if it was okey to take his literal nephew his face scrunches up and his posture straightens in his seat.

"Lee Donghyuck if you even think about taking Y/n from me, you better be sleeping with one eye open. I'll take YOUR mom and YOUR car and all your money if you even suggest it one more time."

BROS ARE SCARED BC THEY KNOW HES CAPABLE OF DOING IT LOOOOLLL so they're SO relieved when you enter the room a moment later.

"Hey Lele—I'm sensing some tension. Who broke a mug."

Chenle grins up at your suspicious stare around the room, grabbing your hands. "It's nothing, what did you want to tell me?" His voice is so SICKENINGLY SOFT AND FULL OF LOVE IT SCARES THE GUYS

"Weren't we gonna go to the library...? You said we would 3 hours ago,"

nah man if chenle sees just the tiniest bit of sadness or disappointment in your eyes bro is going to go punch a wall and scream urm. "Oh, sorry baby, we can go now, yeah?"

and so in conclusion . everyone should be scared of chenle but love him a thte same time TEE HEE

soft hours open!

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[ivysangel]

def big. it’s got girth and length and i do think he keeps it trimmed!! he doesn’t like it being bare cause it looks weird…definitely has two prominent veins and i think his tip would be like a reddish brown?? like it’s not dark but it has a subtle hint of brown but mostly pink!!

- written by a lesbian who’s terrified of men and gets repulsed at the sight of a man’s genitals </3 (jason’s an exception)

ughhhhh this is so real !!!!!

i agree he's definitely packing like i'm thinking 7.5-8 inches, and mostly a shower (a little bit of a grower). thick like really...girthy. need to prepare kinda girth, split you in half kind of girth (i'm drooling (i'm a virgin and i'm scared of men)) i also think he keeps it trimmed but when he's away on a mission or some shit for a prolonged period of time it gets grown out bc he's focused on not dying. so when he comes home and you guys get to business it's like a bit of a shocker (he trims it the next morning tho). pink tip and veiny but not super veiny, like you said a couple of prominent veins. sensitive ones too, you give 'em a lick and they make him twitch. tee hee i need him really really bad !!

#★ dirty laundry ★ #★ lumi ★ #jason todd lover

[hirokari]

cat got your tongue?

wc: 1.1k | g: fluff, superhero!au, chat noir!jaemin, gender neautral reader | w: profanity | a/n: tee hee chat noir jaemin tee hee ps. little personal mentions of the murder mystery novel i've been reading + the cat beanie i've been talking abt w sunny

Beyond the swaying trees and the dimly lit street lamps of the park, Na Jaemin manages to spot you between little gaps of the canopy above you, smiling a little fondly at the sight of you getting lost in another book you'd gotten; knee perched up against your chest and your book perched right up against your thigh as you indulge yourself completely in the plotline of your novel.

Though the hour is late, he knows all too well that you'd lost track of time already. Hopping off of a roof he'd been resting on, Chat Noir quietly sneaks behind the bench you sit on, pressing his hands next to both your shoulders.

"I believe someone should be heading home at the moment?"

At the slight upbraid, you can't help but jump with shrugged shoulders, turning around with what Jaemin thinks is the cutest bewildered expression.

"Chat Noir," You huff, pausing to mark the page you'd last left off. "Would it kill you to not give me a scare every time we talk?"

"It would, actually, yeah."

"Oh, very funny." Rolling your eyes, you stuff your book into your olive green satchel, fingers brushing against the faded denim.

Your "coincidental" interactions with Chat Noir had been an ongoing thing for months, though at this rate you're convinced he's monitoring you.

"Cute beanie," Jaemin comments, eyes casted to the headdress snug on your head. It's cat shaped, which makes him a little giddy. "What is this, a tribute to yours truly?"

"Sure, you could say that." You laugh softly, adjusting the beanie and brushing stray strands of hair behind your ears. Your response is like a little cup of serotonin shot into his veins, and he smiles.

"Come on," Urges the nation's greatest hero, tugging on the sleeve of your sweater. "I'm seeing you off to your home."

"You know where my home is?"

Yes, Jaemin resists the urge to bite out. You'd taken me there to work on a pair assessment together.

"Yes," Chat Noir drags out in a small voice. "A hero should know where everyone belongs, should he not?" Scrunching your nose up at him, you begin walking by his side. "No," You reply. "I don't think Seoul's mightiest hero should personally know where I sleep every night."

"Don't twist the story!"

"I'm not twisting shit and you know it, Chat Noir. It's as creepy as it sounds."

"It's not like I'm selling your information or anything. I doubt anyone would want that anyway." Jaemin says, a tad sour. You laugh at the slight bitter tone in his voice, bumping your shoulder to his in a playful manner.

"What book are you reading, by the way?"

"A murder mystery. Why?"

"Nothing, I'd just like something to do to kill time now and then."

You give him a sly, cheeky smile, "Heroes have time to kill?" To which Jaemin scoffs through thin lips, "More time than crimes to kill, trust me."

"Alright," You trail off. "I guess I could lend you my copy." Jaemin almost trips against the gravel below him. "Borrow-? Your copy?" Your head cocks to the side as you meet eyes with him through his jet black mask. "Yeah, it's cheaper that way, is it not?"

"Sounds like you're looking for more reasons to see me."

"That too, maybe,"

Now Jaemin freezes. He can't help the halt of his legs when you retort back. You'd always been witty with your responses, but never had you been so... bold. Nonchalant. He didn't know what to think of it.

"What? Cat got your tongue?"

Now you're doing cat puns? You'll be the death of him.

With dusted cheeks, Jaemin stretches his arms out and kneels down on one knee. At the action, you give him a strange look, grip tightening a little on your satchel.

"What the fuck?" You give him a confused laugh. "Are you, what, proposing?"

"I'm proposing to give you a ride home."

"What? How?"

You never thought you'd ever have your arms wrapped around Chat Noir's neck, let alone see him give you a charming, boyish smile as he jumps from one rooftop to another nearing your apartment.

"This is literally crazy." You mumble, eliciting a small yell when the hero jumps a little too high, though you can't deny the small rush in your veins when he does. "This is literally safer, you child."

Your roll your eyes at his childishness, but still laugh. Frankly, he could not blame you for the way you're acting right now.

"I'm not a child, and I'm not a fan of cold winds." You complain, referring to the cold gust that bites at your cheeks. The skin of your face is cold and numb, and you bit the inside of your cheek to maintain any form of sense on your face.

"Sorry, love. We'll be there soon, I promise."

You can't argue with that. At all. He'd whispered it in your ear with his stupid soothing voice, you'd melted into putty in his arms at this rate. All you're left to do is watch the scenery of silhouettes contrasted compared to the dark blue that paints the sky.

"Blue hour," You mumble with a sense of admiration in your voice. "Your favorite," Jaemin adds. You hum, recalling when you'd told Chat Noir that on your way to your favorite bakery, around the same hour.

It doesn't take long for Jaemin to arrive at the balcony of your apartment. Perched up safely, he helps you out of his arms and into the safety of your home.

"Thank you," You chime, leaning closer against the same railing he rests on. "Oh, before I forget: here's the novel." You hand it to him. He admires it, the pages already slightly worn out, the paperback cover having been bent a little by your little habit of picking the corners of it.

"How about this," Starts Jaemin. He sets the book back into your hands, softening at the surprised tilt of your head. "You can give it to me the next time we meet."

"When will that be?"

"On our date. Next week Thursday, blue hour. I'll pick you up here."

You can't seem to form words, mouth slightly agape at the idea of going out with the city's greatest, most charming hero. Jaemin gives you a warm smile, letting a finger rest under your chin just to lift it up.

"What, cat got your tongue?"

You can't help but laugh, closing your eyes to relish the warmth from the proximity. Standing against the tip of your toes, you shift and press your lips against his warm cheek.

"Okay. A date."

Pulling away, you lean back down to your original height and step away slowly. "Good night, Chat Noir."

Slowly, Jaemin wears the shyest smile you must have ever seen him with, "Good night, Y/N."

© hirokari, 2023

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