#IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[cosmic-kaden]

Lol

#watching Jabo slowly lose his mind while levelling im order to get the proper perks for Benevolent Leader achievement is the funniest shit. #and it's only been 46mins 😂 The vod is 3hours 39mins. #2nd favourite streamer tbh. bro makes me gut laugh sometimes and his chat is also hilarious 😂 #once I'm able to watch twitch streams again I am soooooo watching him live to partake in the fun #*runs up to sleeping Yao Guai. Yao Guai wakes up* THATS NOT DEAD! *PANIC RUNS AWAY* #IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #not self ship

[geombyu]

SHOULD'VE DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY

summary: your last time with your beloved.

pairing: husbang!nanami x gn!reader

wc: 0.4k | warnings: nanami isnt in malaysia (hes dead)

genre: short lived fluff before angst

The last time you saw Nanami was on October 31, just thirty minutes before 7 pm. 

Your husband grabbed his tie from the table—he was supposed to be done for the day and was already preparing dinner as you changed from your work clothes, but they called him for an emergency.

This wasn’t rare, it happened on the night parade of a hundred demons too. Still, you were slightly upset that he had to go so abruptly.

You hugged him and gave him a short peck on the lips, “Love you, be safe out there ‘kay?”

“I love you too, and in case I’m late coming home, please don’t stay up like last time,” he sighed, recalling the time you were still on the living room couch at four in the morning because he was out on a mission. He could tell you were just a few blinks away from completely blacking out, and he was correct because right before he could tell you he was home, you fell asleep.

He carried you back to your shared bed, tucked you in, and changed before laying beside you, hands holding you with so much care.

Waking up to find yourself in bed, Nanami’s arms still wrapped around you securely with a soft smile on his features will always be your favorite memory.

“You better be quick then, and knock them out with your extremely strong punches or whatever.” He laughs.

“I can’t promise I’ll be quick, but I promise I’ll be back.”

He hugged you one last time before going.

If you knew that you’d lose him forever that day, you would’ve never let him go. You would’ve held onto him tightly and selfishly told him to just stay, to quit being a sorcerer—quit risking his life every day and just move somewhere without the stress and noise of the city already.

But you didn’t know anything.

So completely oblivious to what would happen to the love of your life, you let him go.

Nanami Kento broke his promise and never returned, instead, the next day Shoko was the one who knocked on your door, head hung low to tell you the unfortunate news.

You wish it was just a joke, that Nanami was actually just there and he was waiting to jump out and surprise you, but no matter how long you waited, he never appeared. No matter how late you stayed up waiting, he never came back to scold you.

You cry despite not having any tears left at all; maybe this time he’ll come back to comfort you.

Maybe, just maybe, he’ll be able to glue the promise back together.

© geombyu

#first nanami fic being absolutely TRASH whatre we saying gang #i js Had to write abt this tho like i HAD TO #who else ugly cried during his death scene bc i totally didn't 🤣🤣🤣 #and dont ask me how the megumi fics doing IDK WHERE IM GOING W IT IVE REACHED A DEAD END #give me a couple of yrs ok #nanami kento #jjk nanami #jjk x reader #jjk angst #jjk scenarios #nanami angst #nanami x reader #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento angst #jujutsu kaisen angst #jjk imagines #jjk fanfic #jjk x you #nanami fanfic #nanami x you #nanami scenarios #nanami headcanons #classic tiff not knowinf how to end a fic 🙏

[oldfarmerbillswife]

Marston is coming

#rdr1 #javier escuella #John marston #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 1 #my art #digital art #well i partially traced a screenshot then started tweaking his face around so... i kinda cheated 😕. i cheated #😭😭😭 #please I'm still practicing my crappy digital art #IM IN DEEP FOR RDR1 ESCUELLA. WHY NOT THE YOUNGIN? idk. his long hair ain't it for me. #🤣🤣 #billie ross is my pen name btw

[rainbowcolored7]

I FUCKING SCREAMED

#ofts #only friends the series #i was screaming and crying this whole scene fr #🤣🤣🤣 #i cant believe they kissed #im obsessed with them #and the cuddling?!??! #im dead im fucking dead #the way nick was so sad ray interrupted their cuddle sesh sttooppppp #my heart was pounding #theyre soooooooo 🥹🥹🥹

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

#im dead 🤣😂 #whyyyyyy #yungblud #dominic harrison #dom harrison #black hearts club #bhc #doms tik tok #yungblud tik tok

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Tmi warning (is this even needed on tumblr? Really?)

It's been a "I need to stick a finger up my 🐈‍⬛️ to remember if I've put in a tampon already" kind of day....🤣

I'm not quite sure how else to accurately describe my current state of mind, but yeah, that happened and it aptly describes my mental state 🤣🤣🤣*

*I mean, the hoe train did put tampons in cleavage and next to dildos once 🤣

@whosthisfkingguy @newhazeleyes2 @trubiz @veraroaddixie @fullmoonbunnyjunction @sassysarcasticcherry

#that's quite enough of adulting today #funny #yes im that brain dead 🤣

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Now why tf Embiid foul that man that hard 🤣🤣🤣 went flying like a bug

#I choked on my belvita 🤣🤣🤣 #like sir 🤣🤣🤣 #but also it's prolly dramatics too #lmaoo #im dead

[texasbama]

Oh the Fox España page is WILDIN!

#YALL IM CRYING😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #i saw this on twitter and did a spit take with my coffee #i am DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #911 #buddie

[taechnological]

the funniest moment from 2021 was definitely when jungkook yelled HYUNG'S FACE IS GETTING RED in front of literally everyone when anderson paak's wife (WHO BTW IS KOREAN HERSELF) was taking a picture just with seokjin while paak was filming it all on his phone for his insta story and their kid was in hearing distance JUNGKOOK IS A TOTAL MENACE 🤣🤣🤣

#im still not over it 🤣 everything about this is so hilarious #seokjin saying YAH SHE IS A MARRIED WOMAN #mrs paak laughing and saying it's okay (bc ofc it is 🤣) #anderson getting haunted with seokjin content literally everywhere he goes (source: his insta stories) #im dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #seokjin #jin #jungkook #bts funny #bts text

[guinevereslancelot]

i don't care abt spn and didn't watch probably the last ten seasons but with the way death was so often impermanent i think it would have been really funny if they just brought back jess in the last episode

#not necessarily as sam's endgame romantic partner but i understand they replaced a well liked one with a rando in the epilpgue #and i just think it would be really funny if the og dead sam love interest came back and was endgame after all 🤣 #i cant remember if her name was jessica or jess for sure but you know the gf from the pilot #forgive me for spn posting in 2023 its not even november 5th im so sorry #supernatural #spn #mutuals avert your eyes #this has been a shitpost #spn crack #listen every main character died and came back like ten times why not a woman for once why not one of sams ten dead gfs #in fact sams gf curse should have been treated as a real literal curse that they had to break that should have been an episode lol #maybe jess was a Creature all along

[nako-doodles]

shirley bae when i tell u my dash is so dry 😭 where did all our ccs go god do i miss them 😣 do u know any active jin and yoongi creators because ive been holding onto my old gif blogs too long n they aint coming back 😭😭

bro tumblr shrivelled up the fuck up like tardigrades during drought season but i vaguely recall seeing @hobis-suga @namchyoon @yoongi-bts @scokjinkim @bangtanger @kimtaegis @tonymontanaftjm @daechwitas @rkivedfiles @jiminn @v-hobi @yoongikook @yoonamgi @myork @taeyungie @jung-koook @joenns @love4hobi @mintvae @jiminswn @hoseokah @namjaan @yoonsguk @taeyoonge @y93 @userhobi @jiniekook @taee @dumpling-yoongi @gukgi @jhopeinthebox @kth1 @boyswthluv @euphhorias @taechnological @taetheists @anpanmann @hyunsung @seokjinite @jeonjcngkook @honsool @heybaetae 💖

#this ended up being a final hunger game vicotrs of ccs and moots than anything member specific im sorry #i mean theres a lot of reasons why ccs are leaving but i have no idea where one would find pleasure on sns anymore yknow? #honestly the only reason why i still log on is to see seom content in my inbox and support whatever moot i still see on dash 🤣🤣 #i also recommend tracking tags i usually look at my tracking tag shirleytothesea btsgif sky's tracking tag usersky #network tags like hyunglinenetwork dailybangtan bangtanarmynet armysource etc... #feel free to add blogs and mention ppl!!!! my dash is more dead than the poor succulent i forgot to take care of #hello darlings i hope this find you well i love you and send you many smooches 💖 #muwutuals #ans

[nightshark327]

For more memes follow-

r/memesThatUCanRepost/ #meme #memes

#best memes #memes daily #memesdaily #me #slapping #slappin #meirl #yessss #yesss #yesssssss #true #i love it 🤣 #i cant 🤣🤣🤣 #omg 🤣🤣🤣 #lol 🤣 #omg 😂 #im dead 😂😂😂 #lol 😂 #lmaooo 😂😂😂 #😂 #lmao 💀💀💀 #please 💀💀💀 #bruh 💀💀💀

[brightokyolights]

I hate when im trying to explain something to someone and they literally do not Get It until I can successfully find a comparable anecdote that they personally relate to. I am always just like

#i have a rule about comparing situations because people get so annoying being like 'oh thats not the same' or 'i wouldn't care' #and it gets SO pendantic #like yeah its different for you!! #hence why i try to just explain the sitch as is because im sorry but you should be able to feel empathy for people without directly being #able to relate to them. apologies for the controversial take #and its EXACTLY why people who have so much priveledge and dont really experience discrimination get away with not worrying about so many #issues. because for a lot of people if something doesnt directly relate to them/impact them they dont think its an issue and they dont care #why oh why do i have to be so hell bent on being a just person when i could instead be a brain dead bigot instead 🤣😭😭 #anyways. its fine. i will get over it. you win some you lose some. but i thought a good tumblr rant would help me process my emotions lmao #le text post

[venusiangguk]

writing oc thinking about dasom/ dasom and jk n aur... im so sad for her </3

#like she is Hurting #n i feel like it's going to be a longtime Hurt #bc even irl when there's an ex that still has such a strong like... affect?? on the person u love?? #im sorry that would take me Years to heal from if i even survived 😭 #feeling a lot of animosity for our dilf rn 🫤 #actually u know what??? #what if i just kill him 🤣 #dilf jk dead the end #tao jk

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

@ yungblud: happy fuckin easter 🐣

#😂🤣😂 im dead #did he read my fic? 🫣 #happy easter #yungblud #dominic harrison #dom harrison #black hearts club #bhc #doms instagram #yungblud instagram

[soldmysoultobkdk]

Bakugou Katsuki is not going to die and I can't wait to see all the haters currently celebrating his death cry ✌️

#mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #bnha 362 #mha 362 #bakugou katsuki #I'm surprised that do many ppl not only think he's dead but are also celebrating it 😂 #yall!!! it makes no sense for him to die #Hori just wants to make us freak out. It's the last arc of the manga! He has to go all out #Like remember when the war ended and we had to wait FOREVER for bkg to appear in the hospital bed very much alive 😂 #I'm pretty sure it took over a month 😂 and hori was showing everyone but him 😂😂😂 #REGARDLESS!!! #I'm dying to find out what's going to happen 😂 #And Im pretty sure Horikoshi Sensei is going to make us wait for it. I don't expect answer next ch 😂 just more stress #I can't with the bkg and bkdk hate #It's pissing me off. And I now live to see them realise how wrong they are #Just 1 month to go 🤣✌️