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reikunrei · 5 months

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it would actually be so sick (affectionate and derogatory) if like. it becomes true that el and jane really were two different kids. and thinking about this post james made re: blood transfusions and how it's very possible that some of the babies/kids who were born with/transfused with the "dimension x blood" rejected it and subsequently died. and that it would be really interesting if it comes out that jane ives really did die at some point due to this experimentation (shortly after she was born? not until after terry shot her way into hnl? could brenner have gone ham on the testing w jane as further retaliation for terry's behavior?) and that el really has no prior identity to speak of

i just feel like. it would be a really spooky twist to have el come across some sort of paperwork in hnl (still betting on "the crawl" to be a dungeon-crawl-esque scenario involving scouring the abandoned hnl for clues) that is supposedly about her (jane) only to find that she (jane) died

plus it would tie interestingly into "the whole creel family save for victor is dead" thing when henward was alive the whole time, vs the misunderstood identity within the mess of henry/edward/vecna/one and the wrong people being called the wrong names, vs el so desperately wanting to be normal and having this sort of distant/detached identity she can lean on if she wants to, only to have it ripped away??

something about that last bit just feels really appealing to me for el's character and her growth, especially since so much of it is about her finding her own identity. and yes, she can do that while having the "jane ives" identity in her back pocket bc it's about her taking it and making it her own, but also... it would be so neat if el had to grapple with the fact that she basically came "from nothing." like instead of having this "real world" history and mother and identity, she came purely from the lab (even if she did ultimately come from, perhaps, henward and brenner, etc. etc.)

#thinking about the lucas erica 'they're not even from the same planet' scene #and how that could tie into el and the 'other planet' being hnl and how it's a whole other world from outside #and actually. thinking about the babies being born w the blood and then rejecting it just made me think of smthn interesting #with stephen king's 'the stand' and how it was a select few people who survived cptn trips and then when #franny has her baby she's worried he won't live bc the father died to the virus so what if the baby can't survive it either #and they THINK the baby is gonna die when he's born. but because fran was immune to the virus. the baby was able to fight it off in the end #idk im really still sitting here like. i would read the stand again to look for more st parallels/possible inspo but it's SO LONG i can't #but im still Shocked that's not a confirmed inspo bc. i'd have to explore it all again/read the wiki or smthn but. there was a decent amoun #of stuff that made me go 'huh!' irt st. and this is one of them i guess lmao #i say things #eleven #stranger things

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x-heesy · 5 months

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SШΔG ΔTTΔCҜ 🤙🖕🏾👈🏽

One: Skits Vicious

If they thought rap was dead tell the headz shit is resurrected

Battle royale, ya wont last a second

The rhyme gets injected like smack in ya bloodstream

Dope D.O.D. is the code for the drugfiends

Grab the frontseat and witness the crispness

Six inch syringes turn innards to liquids

I'm like Keith Flint mixed with Sticky Fingaz

Or a cross between Jason, the Fly and the Riddler

This aint horrorcore, its a Stephen King thriller

I curse yo ass worse than that fat dude in thinner

I'm tippin' a stripper that's grippin' my zipper

She whispers she never had sex with a killer

Life on the streets from the pimps to the drifters

Seven sin sickness, I spit David Finchers

Get my hands dirty and chop of your fingers

For stickin' ya nose in my business... S.V.!!!

Countdown, step into the cockpit

Take flight!

Duckdown, when you in the moshpit

Fist fight!

Sex, drugs, yeah we gonna rock it

Get hyped!

Blast off! yeah we like a rocket

Two: Jay Reaper

Yes ya best believe

Ya shit ain't affecting me

Infectious I confess like STD

Test me please if you wanna rest in peace

I'm semtex put yo chest where ya legs should be

Explosive

My skin is corrosive

The state of psychosis

With coke that I sniff I'm in the state of being hopeless

Hiphop hypnosis

My flow so so soapless

And so

I'm the ghost of the Norths coast ocean

Harpoon topshotta stigmata on my body

Hear the devil say: Hakuna Matata

I'm a goon with a lotta

Pissed coons and we got a lotta shrooms in our system

Yet I'm cool with my kala

Going up and down like sisyphus

Niggas here they must be kidding us

Cause once I start to bust im Darth Sidious

Hart serious

Dark images

The force of the darkside is limitless

Countdown, step into the cockpit

Take flight!

Duckdown, when you in the moshpit

Fist fight!

Sex, drugs, yeah we gonna rock it

Get hyped!

Blast off! yeah we like a rocket

Three: Dopey Rotten

Ghosttown bombsquad we dropping it

We the shit and you full of it

I'm a old dog new tricks laughing at the punks in the bizz there's nothing left to do but reminisce

Still candy flipping got the booze in the mix

Britain's in my bloodline you out for six

Took ya spot easily ya didn't even notice

Fuck all these politics this rapgame is bogus

We coming at you ferocious the coldest hell freezes over we got it all fixed figured out the system there's more then one glitch

Reaper Vicious Rotten here to change the script

Noisia's in the house making atoms split

You can leave it up to us cause we master this

Dope D.O.D. is here just to end your bliss

There's a lot more victims on the waiting list

Countdown, step into the cockpit

Take flight!

Duckdown, when you in the moshpit

Fist fight!

Sex, drugs, yeah we gonna rock it

Get hyped!

Blast off! yeah we like a rocket

End.

@bigbonzo @boanerges20

Rocket by Dope D.O.D.

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elderrolley · 2 years

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thoughts from show number 13

if it’s too h-word blame @all-american-prophet for encouraging me

When Tom runs round and leans out from behind George pre-two by two, George looked down at him and smiled and waved hi 😭

Ryan as one of Kevin’s brothers ‘talking’ to Audibert by counting the travel pillows had me giggling

Tom dragging the glasses of George’s face is so funny I love-hate how much all the dad actors are ramping up their hatred for Arnold

Dom dancing a la Nic Rouleau in Hasa Diga is everything I’ve been waiting for

M-Jae dragging Dom away to hold the baby by his belt 😭😭😭 man corpsed

Rolley has nearly kissed Dom 3 times this evening what’s going on I’m so gay

He moved his hands down his body instead of holding them out to kiss him in turn it off??? let me blow u

Fuckin,,, forearm veins

im so gay he literally just called me a f4ggot

Tom looks progressively more scared as Rolley tells the Steve blade story,, homophobic Arnold era

he shouted ‘bam wham push it down’ and did a shoulder shimmy for push it down we love a camp king 💅🏻💅🏻

HE GIVES BEDROOM EYES SO HARD WHEN LEADING DOM like obvs stevie holds his hand too but bc he’s actually tall enough to make eye contact my god… mr rolley what if u held my hand like this… new bunda lengers CEO

Dom normally says ‘goodnight pal’ at the end of I am here for you but idk what happened, if he meant to say bud or whatever bc it just came out as ‘goodbye Ben’ and you saw him corpse

Rolley cocking his gay little leg up when Dom says to heck with rules lol f4g (affectionate)

Tom did the entire first half of Man Up up to when Dom enters with his trouser zip open funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

the interval was here but most of act 2 was spent being h-word so apologies for the lack of equal observation this is about rolley unless stated otherwise

his reactions in making things up… so camp omg stevie u might need to fight him

got picked out during hell dream my life is so fucking complete best day of my life dropping out of uni to be his footrest

DOMINUC??? LEANED IN FOR THE HELL DREAM KISS??

MY GOD HOW IS DOM DOING THE COME HERE HANDS INSTEAD OF STEPHEN UM

the was i in it is so camp stephen stop looking him up and down

when Stephen says they can leave Dom out of it and leads Tom across stage, he gave Dom such a gay bitchy look tonight purr 😻

white trousers bulge and white shirt veins return i have missed u

he looked disgusted when Jack said tribal woman w/o a bra that’s one thing I’ve always wanted stevie to do thank fuck

He was so touchy feely in pageant everyone say slay

Post pageant when they’re getting told off omg he fully looked like he was gonna burst into tears and the way he was shaking his head when Naba said they come from their sparkly lovely paradise had me writing a sad fic in my head in the middle of the show istg

Also I mostly just got a little hot at the end bc it sounded like he somehow optioned up in his little verse (also sorry to stevie but that little arm thing he does on his riff down is so him and not Connor I literally hate it)

Also took a picture of a certain slice of Mormon bundalicious cake so 💅🏻💅🏻

#théo rambles #the book of mormon #book of mormon musical #visit number thirteen #dom simpson as price #tom xander as cunningham #amandla elynah as naba #stephen rolley as mckinley #rolley thirst #WHEN WILL I SEE OLLIE JACOBSON

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theflirtmeister · 6 years

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hi i dare u to listen to death of a bachelor by panic at the disco and to think of reddie. love, a very nice friend ;)

hey very nice friend?? fuck you

#ANSWERED #Nice Anon #(this is sarcasm and i love u)#IM THINKING OF RICHIE AND IM SAD #THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER #IM GONNA FIGHT STEPHEN KING #Anonymous

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pandasaurio-espacial · 4 years

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I've seen Tom Rogan for only a few paragraphs and already hate him. Viciously.

#if he touches a single hair on Beverly's head im gonna fight him #it (book)#stephen king #books #livereading #m ya callate

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youcouldmakealife · 2 years

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YCMAL Superlatives Write-ins (Rd 3)

More write-in answers!

Most likely pair to rock a couples Halloween costume:

???? you know who we're all gonna say (scratchnmoney)

Derek and his reluctant co-conspirator Andy

Vinny and Anton and Anton would be SO BEGRUDGING ABOUT IT but he'd do it because he loves Vinny

Robbie & Matty & Wheels & Crane (& lauren) count as a couple right

ScratchMoney. No shame means unlimited room for creativity

Isn’t the answer clearly not a pair, but a throuple? (Evan/Harry/Roman)

Certainly not scratchnmoney, who we refer to as a collective

Bryce would want to but Jared would Not stand for it.

Most likely pair not to bother with costumes at all:

Mike will not comply

Jared and Bryce, but only because Bryce capitulates when faced with a petulant Jared

Stephen looks like he'd think dressing for Halloween is beneath him so

"Hey Mike?" "No."

... are we counting everyone who forgot it was halloween?

Stephen and Gabe, Stephen wouldn't dare wear a costume and Gabe's not fun enough to want to make him

Would be your favourite player IRL:

(huge variety of answers for obvious reasons)

Trigger (I love goalies and I’m not sorry about it)

Julius (I love talented players who don't know how to talk to media, their blunders give me life)

Probably Nikolaj, because I have a soft spot for players who end up with ~nebulous reputation issues

david, the boy too good

David Chapman (reminds me of my beloved Murder Swede)

Vinny (becuase who doesn't love an adorable goalie??)

Bryce Marcus the flow, the talent, the troubled authenticity

Harry Chalmers, that's my son and I love a depth player

Fourns, but please let it be known that I am super sorry I'm not saying Vinny.

Gabe, because he is handsome and sensible and I am always a fan of Jewish players unless they give me a reason not to be

i would be marc lapointe’s #1 defender but anton’s shot blocking makes a compelling point

David. His hockey would be sexy to watch.

much like Jake Lourdes, talented pretty boys with bad attitudes are my kryptonite so... David Chapman

Gabe. Love me a third line beauty with *intangibles*

Julius. Bitch recognizes bitch

Jordan! (competent red wings captain? yes please)

I am very very ashamed to say it would be Shithead, without a doubt

vinny (i have a thing for backup goalies)

Marc. I love a woke boy also good at hockey.

Julius (yes King give us nothing mcdavid vibes)

Fournier - everyone needs a friend like him, he is the best!

David. So fucking skilled, puts up points without needing the flashiness *cough* Seb *cough*

Annnnd:

Jared Matheson (my type is pretty and savage)

Jared (I'm a sucker for pretty white boys)

probably jared. unfortunately

Jared Matheson (im a simple gal with simple pleasures)

Jared (pretty so pretty)

Would be your least favourite player IRL:

..... Jake Lourdes (unless he's on my team)

Bryce would have been annoying but helpful while on my team, and absolutely loathsome once traded to our hated rivals.

I would have said Shithead despite my fondness for him, but then you introduced us to Holden Chase.

Brandon “shithead” simcoe who now plays for the bruins who I have consistently said I would fist fight myself

shithead, for obvs reasons

David Chapman because he plays for the capitals #goflyers

Brandon (yuck flyers)

i would hate every single one of the scouts for no reason

Bryce Marcus' fuckboi persona

i would spit on holden chase’s grave

Mike...why you gotta fight so much, bud?

I believe Benson would give off bad vibes

David with his perfect face and his perfect hockey. So perfect I'd watch him play angry because he is too good.

Most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse:

Luke with a goal in mind would be unstoppably brutal

There is no doubt in my mind that Devon Crane is running an incredibly successful fortified settlement/possible cult. Would like to join.

Marc out of spite

Dave, honestly. He'd have already prepared for every scenario well in advance.

Trigger and he has prepared for it

Chaz “I have no special skills but everyone likes me” Rossi

Benson. Fucker is probably like a cockroach.

I can see Robbie happily shooting everything in sight until he's the only one standing

Liam - He is sneaky and also bites.

Roman Novak (he has grown up practical skills)

Derek has highkey prepared for it

vinny (vinny doesn't need survival skills becuase nobody would let him get hurt. even the zombies wouldn't want to hurt him)

Jared and Bryce could survive if they managed to get to Jared's dad

Mike and Gabe, only ones with life skills. Or Jared, didn't notice it was happening until it was over.

And:

Mike Brouwer (has strength, practical life skills, and ruthless pragmatism)

We're doing this again: paradoxically, Mike

Mike Brouwer (and Liam by association)

MIKE. You know he has like, an emergency fire axe right next to his baking sheets. He is ready

Mike. Not even zombies would fuck with him

Mike, he's the only one, no others will survive

Mike Brouwer: strong, can throw a hit, can fish and cook, good taste in rock music

Mike Brouwer will fortify his home against all attacks

Least likely to survive a zombie apocalypse:

I know it my heart that it is Bryce

Nick "got stuck in a children's jungle gym" Angelopoulos

Bryce (the boy...does not have practical skills)

Mike, not because he wouldn't be able to, but because it would be a hassle

Bryce Marcus (like a delicate hothouse flower)

Willy (he’s the beautiful one who goes first as a surprise)

Joey - poor guy was not meant to be written into any sort of dystopia

Bryce, I’m sorry baby: too soft to kill a zombie, can’t cook, severely lacking in the practical life skills department, needs all his fancy hair and skincare products

All of them except Evan because he's not allowed to

ScratchNMoney. A fountain almost got the best of them, as did a playground slide.

nikita (nobody would help him and I feel like he has no survival skills. also, it's what he deserves)

Vinny. Doomed.

I’m not saying it’s Seb, but I am wondering if he’d know how to deal if money is meaningless

scratchnmoney are barely surviving as is

I am so sorry, but Joey. He's not final girl material

Jared would willingly die

Everybody not Mike

Thomas is probably too nice to do what is needed

And...

Liam, unless paired with Mike

Liam without Mike

Liam (thank god he has Mike)

Liam would only survive If mike kept him alive.

Liam if Mike wasn’t keeping him from taunting said zombies

Most likely to call their mom if they have so much as a runny nose:

Oh Scratch definitely be wanting his mommy

Liam. Except he'd probably call Mike.

Robbie. Canonically.

Nick “my mom scares me but also I’m very sick and need my mom” Angelopoulos

Jake has big sad sick momma's boy energy

Gabe - For all his maturity, he loves his mom, and she is great.

Totally Scratch. And Irene would baby the fuck out of him.

Bryce, canonically. Vinnie, but Fourns instead of his mom

But consensus:

Bryce, but only because he was calling her anyway.

Bryce Marcus (and who can blame him? Elaine is great)

Bryce. Like he needs an excuse to call her.

Bryce of course but he was already on the phone with her when his nose started running

Bryce. There is literally no other answer but Bryce. And Elaine would instigate.

Least likely to admit they're sick even if they're running a temperature of 101 (38.3c):

Jared out of pure stubbornness because Bryce told him to wear a scarf

David, possibly beaten for the position in his later, less prickly years by Oleg and his Internalized Responsibilities.

Bryce if he has to play that day

You’d think it’d be David, but he’s very responsible about his health. It’s actually Harry, bc stubbornness.

Jared (he's just contrary like that)

Tate “no sick days, only hockey” Williams

Bryce again, no way he's not getting out on the ice for 104 fever (but he makes Jared stay home and rest for a hangnail!)

Maybe Francis is the worst at accepting that he, a doctor, needs a doctor

David, but he’s not lying, he hasn’t noticed yet

Anton. Russian machine never breaks.

Playoff Willy isn’t sick, the thermometer is just broken

Oleg, dude is too busy to be sick

Best choice for your pub trivia team:

Sven Olsen. Brilliant and terrifying.

Mike, if you could somehow convince him to actually go

Owen, who knows more than all of the hockey boys

The Caps—Quincy and Oleg alone would clean house

SCRATCH MY NERDY SON

sarah riley my queen

Stephen, snottily knowing the answers to everything

Raf, he'd know all the answers but he'd be kind if you got one wrong

Marc - He would get all the snooty questions.

I feel like Jared is too obsessed with being right to not know a bunch of random facts.

Feel like a team of Gabe, Stephen and Jared would clean up, can I have three? They're literally a family!

Jake obviously knows pop music and sports which are my weakness

Stephen he wouldn't want to go but he would crush it

Gabriel (for answers Stephen is just as good but for team morale, Gabriel)

Marc (not only bringing knowledge to the table but also the Need To Win!!)

mike (a good mix of practical and book smarts)

Stephen or maybe Kiro?? but more realistically Emily

Marc for politics and current events, mike for literature and history, willy for determination and stare downs

Worst choice for your pub trivia team:

Shithead. Provides no useful answers, gets kicked off your team, still somehow offends the staff enough to get your entire team banned.

Harry, we can't argue over EVERY answer.

David Chapman (too much of a perfectionist, will keep second-guessing everything)

David (unless it's hockey). Everything else is inconsequential

Sven (doesn't know the right answer, but will say something ridiculous with such confidence you will believe him

The Scouts—big hearts, too much chaos

jake. not a single thought in his head

Liam. He knows the answers and intentionally gives the wrong ones. Or Julius. He might know the answers, but he won't tell you until you give the wrong ones.

Scouts- they seem to consistently function at the level of the lowest common denominator..hijinks ensue as Scratch and Joey devolve into a side argument

Fucking Benson.

Bryce, love him, but sweetie has a very limited range of knowledge (2 topics) and there won't be many hockey Q's and NONE about Jared, so he's out

Bryce, bless his pretty little face.

Jared- you KNOW he would mutter the correct answers under his breath and then get mad at a teammate for not hearing and putting down the wrong answers, total mood killer :/ also Shithead, because Shithead

Anton (can you *imagine* the level of "i am not participating" he would radiate)

Kiro. No answers only trolling

Bryce bless his heart he is an expert in hockey and Jared, and clueless about everything else

ScratchAndMoney have not a single braincell between them

Joey. He's not good on the spot

Jared isn't the only person who will never let Bryce live this down, and that’s fair:

Bryce "truffles are chocolate" Marcus

Bryce “theres chocolate in my eggs” Marcus

Bryce. That boy has never thought about anything except hockey in his life (point: truffles!!)

bryce “chocolate? in my eggs??” marcus

The duality of man:

Marc - he has to explain every answer to you. And why it is oppressive. And what you should do to make it right. And would you like a phamplet?

Marc would lead his team to victory but at what cost

Marc, but not because you'd lose

#YCMAL superlatives

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incorrectdmp · 2 years

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DMP SERIES FINALE PT 2 OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS

well. it’s the end of an era. can’t say this is gonna be the *last* ooc spoilers because i may do one for the epilogue and i ever decide to do another full binge of the show i may go back and do all the episodes before i started doing these as a fun lookback/theme of the binge to separate it from my last but. we sure are here and at the end.

BUT FIRST, blog update:

before we start i wanna say my game plan going forward is in fact to keep up this blog. again, sorry for the lack of maintenance outside of OOC spoilers while prep for the finale happened, as you saw there was. a lot. i’m gonna say i’m gonna truly start giving this blog a fresh coat of paint and repairs IN THE NEW YEAR, because i need some time to crash and also it is in fact the holiday season.

I’ll probably be fixing the tag guide more thoroughly than last time i did, and start dedicating some actual time to finding more quotes and gaining a more fresh and up to date backlog. most of my quotes in the backlog are very much the dynamics and circumstances as they were late s3/early s4 and i wanna make sure everyone’s development shines through. i may add some new tag categories to specify whether this is during void or post-void interactions, as certain characters are not able to interact during post-void, and circumstances changing allows for certain things to be more likely to happen.

and finally for updates, i’ll put this behind a spoiler as it is episode spoils:

i will be adding a chaos van tag. if chaos van ends up being an actual project that happens i am more than willing to continue doing incorrect quotes for it, and it will probably feature a fuckton of new characters to add to this blog. i will probably have to separate tagging into two distinct groups: one for dmp and one for chaos van if this does indeed happen, but for now when i make the chaos van tag it will be stuff pertaining to the hypothetical interactions and vibes of that ending, until an actual project may be more on the horizon or a possibility.

anyWAYS on with M E M E S

Charlie dies of Typhoid

Cant believe gcmillicutty is fucking dead

LET THE DOG IN GUYS THEY WANT IN THEY SMELL PRISONER’S DILEMMA

Sad ste D:

Dmp is my favourite anime

THIS SURE IS SOME JRPG FINAL BOSS SHIT

Chicken goat eboy body

Alex gets a splitscreen of him talking to himself

CHILD ANGY

Ezra be like: “one of us had to be drawn from a cursed angle and it’s gonna be me”

Charlie’s reached it. Her final form.

Charlie is finally free of redesigns

Wow i love Hopes and Dreams from the hit indie game Undertale (2015) by Toby Fox

Time to bullshit a cosmic horror story with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BABEY

ITS CHARLIE’S TURN TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL

This is the only time charlie’s won in her entire life

GEEEEEEET DUNKED ON

FUCK the black stars, all my homies hate the black stars

“The black stars aint shit” -stephen

Black stars smoothie

Cant believe charlie just adopted ezra from her rat NFT bro brother

Thorin, an 8 year old child, be like: “yeah ill keep my memories of dying dozens of times because i wanna watch scary movies”

Ezra be like: “can i have anime wings pls”

Longinus selfie stick

One final “you have ten minutes”, just to fill everyone with primal fear

GET IN THE BACK STE

EZRA BE DAMMED IF HE HAS TO BE IN THE BACK FOR ANOTHER GROUP SHOT

Percy is 100% not aware he was not in frame

Stephen has the mii music playing in his head at this moment

One doc smile, as a treat

Stephen is a smart man, but every minute he spends with the awakened they rub off on him and he loses another brain cell

CG be like: fuck this shit i’m out

VALEZRA MIXTAPE IS FIRE

The crane/reid bloodline now spans MULTIPLE UNIVERSES

The pen is mightier than the sword but nothing is mightier than these hands

Valezra be like:

On god? On god. (you cant see it but im crying)

EZRA BE GETTIN THAT PRINCESS PEACH

King jock jock

CHOCOLATE THUNDER AND CARAMEL CHAOS

ITALIAN MUSIC FOR EZRA REPRISE

The crane/reid family: known for FIGHTING GODS

And then doc’s heart grew three sizes that day

I cant believe sprite’s gonna have to be brought to pravum

Artorius ponders the orb:

Artorius “penis hands” lynch (no i cannot BEGIN to explain the context of this)

Ezra Crane: Prince of Bel Air

Bring technology into pravum, but not enough to kickstart capitalism

Hailey gets infinite god power: asks for a ham sandwich

BYE HOES

T MOBILE NEVER DIES

Hailey giving yugo gambling info like

SO LONG CAPTAIN LASAGNA o7

Damn you hailey making me think my phone is winning

Yugo playing the long con, waiting 7 years to plan that phone call

Its better than being a colour

Coffee and prunes

Ive never cried more over mac and cheese and hot dogs

HONORARY DETECTIVE HERNANDEZ

Wow smh juniper CANT just live in the void?

Dorkus Fucking Dies.png

Yknow what, fuck you *unkills dorkus*

Fish soul got SNATCHED

TREE BROTHERS

Theres no choice, doc told you to. You have to now

SOUTHERN MOM RETURNS

Dorkus slides in on heelies like

Ranch (not farm)

Percy, like the rest of us, gets to suffer drawing charlie’s redesign

“TIME IS A HUMAN CONSTRUCT ANYWAYS BYEEEEE”

MORE KISS

Grace garden’s priorities: taking the chair with her

The world’s worst heirloom: cutaux

PAT. THE. HEAD.

Great we got a new handshake meme format

KISS PT WHATEVER WE’RE ON

HES HOME YOUR HONOUR. I WILL CRY.

Doc told charlie to go to horny jail

YA TRAUMA IS GONE WITH THE POWER OF GOD

Aaaaaaaallll according to plaaaaan

CG slipped on his ass and was like “yeah i meant to do that”

Get In The Van.

The second worst van in the multiverse

Me since the episode where the van was introduced:

One more stupid ste and stupid percy for the road (literally ig)

Special thanks to our dear friends kevin mcleaod and john bartman

YES CG WE ARE CRYING WHY DO YOU ASK?

And finally:

When i ascended i took dreamland with me

#out of context spoilers #dmp #discord murder party

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rare-and-beautiful-things · 3 years

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Thank you so much for that last one!! I love your headcanons for these guys, so accurate and cute!!!

How would the boys act if their s/o got them a present s/o thought was cute but it was actually super ugly? 😂 eungang-gang + ranked union members, please. thank you!!

Oooh, thank you! I do try to stay in character... Hope you like it!

S/o giving them an ugly present

Eunjang

Gray Yeon

Gray is kind even when he isn't nice. There's also his history with Stephen who could also be rather embarassing... What I'm getting at is that he wouldn't care in the slightest if the present he got from his s/o was ugly. He'll notice the ugliness of course but there won't be a single trace of disgust on his face, only tenderness. He'll wear it if it's clothes, use it if it's something that's supposed to be used, keep it if it's some kind of souvenir (he would prefer more or less useful things though). If someone says something rude about the present and/or his significant other, the punishment might range from mild tongue lashing to a violent beating depending on the tone of voice used and the things said.

Ben Park

The king ang god of all simps. No-one simps quite as hard as Big Ben. Wdym the present is ugly??? Where ugly??? He can't see it, cuz it's just so cute!!! Wears/uses it proudly. People can laugh at him, but he's just so proud of his s/o and that they got him a present he has no care for the fools. Everyone is getting used to it fast, and the next time you give him something ugly-cute no-one reacts. But he's gonna get you similar presents, y'know? They are going to ride the edge between the cute and the ugly, and he's gonna be very embarrassing about the whole thing.

Alex Go

Alex would love to be more like Ben but... he can't. He knows how most people view him - someone weak, dependent, little more than Ben's minion. Doesn't matter that it's not the truth, it's how he's viewed, how people treat him, and it's bound to affect how they treat his s/o. So when the s/o gives him the present, he simultaneously feels happy, sad, insecure, guilty. He knows it's important to them, so he'll use it - just not all that often. Will quietly blame himself for being a coward. But once he gets more confident (mostly in his fighting skills but overall too)? He's never gonna part with this present.

Gerard Jin

Gerard doesn't care. Period. I mean, man sleeps on school desks and in the bushes. He cares very little for random people's opinions. And people who are not random won't be assholes to him about the thing. So, if it's usable he'll use it, and if it's wearable he'll wear it. Won't be as over the top about the whole thing as Ben or as aggressive to commentators as some other people. Very chill.

Teddy Jin

You can see him cringe. Won't find it in himself to reject you outright seeing the hopeful expression on your face but as soon as he's out of your sight he'll stash it in some hard to reach place and hope you'll forget. Please be merciful and forget! But if you ask him why he doesn't use it and act disheartened... He'll brace himself and start using the thing. His cheeks are red for days. He's very sensitive to laughs and comments, so everyone who does that and some people who don't but he thinks they do are going down. His friend group may be partly exempt from the punishment - but more because they're too strong than because they're his friends.

Rowan Im

Uses it trying not to show how embarrassed he is. 'It's popular af in Australia dude. I tell you, Korea just haven't caught up yet, but it'll be a huge thing in a year or so'. Manages to convince half Eunjangs to use/wear the same thing. Everyone else thinks it's just weird Eunjang shit, cuz Eunjang is such a shithole.

The Union

Donald Na

A single raised eyebrow. Depending on the particular type of ugliness he can either be rather amused or not amused at all. Not a chance he's going to wear/use it in public, he cares too much about his image. Can be persuaded to keep in his office desk though... But if someone, except for Kingsley, somehow saw him with the thing, he'd act totally unbothered and start to actually use it as often as he can. It's the new cool now. Every Union member and even people outside the Union get themselves similar things and Donald can and will lord over them the fact that his thing is a gift from his s/o and thus immensely more valuable, but most Union guys are probably incapable of getting themselves a significant other.

Jake Ji

Jake knows the present is ugly and lowkey doesn't want it because he's got taste. Depending on the type of ugly will either keep it at home and use it there or actually make it a part of his style. Not embarrassed exactly but... He's got an aesthetic going, y'know? Gotta keep up!

Wolf Keum

Wolf doesn't care about the cuteness nor the the ugliness. What the present actually has to conform to is his particular style or maybe his senses. It can be not about how the thing looks but instead about how it feels, how it smells, what the material is like. His standards aren't very high, y'know? But even if the present doesn't meet any of his standards and he refuses to use it, he'll give in if you pester him enough. He'll actually be glad when someone laughs at him or makes a stupid comment giving him a reason to beat them up. Might just thank his s/o.

Jimmy Bae & Jack Kang

I'm writing them as a poly now cuz Jimmy alone manages to annoy tf out of me and I bet my ass he'd affect his s/o or even Jack's more or less the same... Neither of them are thrilled. Tf if this thing? Are you kidding them? Jimmy can actually say that, Jack will be a little more considerate (or maybe just colder). Jimmy can actually throw the present away but will feel so bad about it afterwards he'll get it back from the dumpster. They'll use it at home, alright? And maybe even in public on your b-day! That's super generous, y'know? So stop being mad at them already! (Meanwhile, Jack stoically explains to you how being seing with the thing would affect their reputation.) All in all, they can be persuaded to use the present on the daily basis... but will be unbearably grumpy and annoyed about it.

Forrest Lee

Won't outright reject your present but won't be seen in public with it either. It's hard enough for him already to appear powerful enough to be one of the Union's executives. He needs to give off threatening vibes, and your present certainly won't help with that. He'll treasure it though and apologize to you for not being able to use it as intended. Maybe will sleep with it or something.

Myles Joo

Define 'cute', and then define 'ugly'. He'd probably prefer ugly things over cute ones tbh. If it's an ugly sweater he may wear it at home in winter. Ugly hoodie? Bring it on. It just has to match his overall vibe, and then he's good.

Dongha Baek

Laughs super loudly. 'Fuck, it's so fucking ugly!' You may be anxious or disheartened for a moment, but he doesn't mean anything bad by this. He'll wear/use the thing, and every time someone says 'dude, tf is that ugly thing?' he'll be like 'Ikr? So fucking ugly! Love that shit!' He's thrilled. Will love it if you give him something else like this.

+ Grape

Now that's a bad idea. Grape is rather vain, so distasteful things are really not up his alley. Will look at the present with disgust and refuse to use it. If you're super sad about it or continue to pester him, he might give in... for a moment. He'll hold the thing in his hands, steeling himself for the utter embarrassment awaiting him... but he still won't find it in himself to use it in public. Will make it up to you some other way though.

#weak hero #gerard jin #alex go #gray yeon #grape #donald na #jake ji #wolf keum #forrest lee #myles Joo #dongha baek #rowan im #ben park #teddy jin #jimmy bae #jack kang #sam lee #headcanons

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lathalea · 4 years

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The Hobbit: DOS: The Appendices, Part 9 (1/4)

30 seconds into the BTS: Thorin happens *FAINTS* RA LAUGHED! SQUEAL!

All the dwarves are being assaulted with tons of real fish. So much fish! Oh my Dorsch! :D So much fish lake town is fishy XD

Which fish are better - the hobbit ones or lake town ones? The plastic ones or the real ones?

Ori gets a fish avalanche. And the fish as monstrously big. Omg ori and his new lover the shark have alone time in the barrel!

Dori can’t stop laughing at Ori’s misery. Sweet Ori so mad he tells people to fuck off

Thorin tenderly puts a fish on Dwalin’s head How gentle RA is o_o Now I know why Dwalin is so grumpy XD

Dwalin hates fish. [Protein] Dwalin just eating a raw fish as statement It is for the protein. Gym instructor Dwalin cares about the protein!

Orlando Bloom does his own stunts and gets hit in a very private part of his body. Ooooo no kids for Legolas

Orlando keeps doing his own stunts. orlando stop breaking the set! legolas: how dare you make me bleed my own blood! Not the face! Legolas being a pretty boy, never bleeding once until now legolas: .... blood is red? Legolas: ... this isn't supposed to come out of my nose... And kids that was the time legolas decided he never ever bleed again ..... red isent his color Makes sense in canon too because Legolas wouldn't have as much experience as he does in lotr Headcanon accepted!

PJ: Thorin gets to plead his case in Laketown... Thorin gets to plead? THE KING DOES NOT PLEAD

Bard walks among dwarves and he is not tall at all Bard is a dwarf after all they could put luke in high heels lol Bard: I AM NOT A DWARF! Dwarves: ONE OF US... ONE OF US... RA explains the details of a scene Oh yes, RA let’s listen to that deep voice of yours

Lots of scenes a re made in green screen. It wasn't the dragon sickness, it was green sickness! I feel like green room is a place naughty actors go to think about their behaviour Ian McKellen and RA were naughty boys then 13 men in a tiny green room Yeah sounds naughty alright

Dori flirts and does naughty stuff with a tall man dressed as a woman Dori the womanizer! :o

Stephen Colbert's cameo with family and a cute kitty He freaks out geek style THE TOLKIEN FANBOY Imagine Stephen and Richard in a nerd trivia fight

Stephen Colbert gets the replica of Sting I can feel RA's jealousy in this RA: Now he is just showing off... there can be only one... RA like I’m gonna steal that when no one is looking He got orcrist lol RA: *angry* mine is bigger

Denethor === Master of Laketown (being disgusting) Grima === Alfrid (ew)

PJ has a cameo of a man hiding in a basket The Basketman. The hero laketown needs, not the one it deserves

Stephen Fry eating a fake testicle Everyone tries not to puke. This is worse than the tomato scene...

James Nesbitt's wife and daughters acting in TH as well. Saint Bofur's family taking over the movie! We approve of that! Beautiful female Orc appears on the screen We Stan the female orc Someone write fic about her I envy her... those eyebrows! Ori and Tauriel fighting over who is sexier - goblins or orcs

Laketown toilet scene. How about some toilet humor? Dwalin, pissed: emerges from a toilet The engineering that went into a simple toilet ;) Dwarves are disgusted Lake Town gave the dwarves more PTSD than the whole quest

Time for Mirkwood extras Time for King Bitchface Fabulous Thranduil vs Majestic Thorin Celebrity deathmatch!

It’s not easy to walk in long, flowing robes. Thrandy: tries to be fabulous, falls down the stairs cuz of his dress

Angry Thorin speaking Khuzdul I need a cold shower here!

Thranduil and Thorin scene Oof the sexual tension is so strong!

Tauriel: the greatest dagger-spinning badass elf!

Alan Lee does his ASMR each time he appears on the screen. He needs to record an album with his voice.

Saint Bofur shouting in a barrel:

And then RA tries to recreate his epic line:

Dori is an opera singer:

Time for The Kiliel Scene...

... with Legolas.

Thorin randomly appears on the screen excuse me faint ok im good

Mirkwood. Everyone got so stoned that even Gandalf forgot his bike.

No, wait, they didn’t really get stoned. RA said so himself!

We believe you, RA. Totally. Ian/Gandalf is a bit lost at the gate to Mirkwood: What am I doing here? What am I supposed to do or say or...? That's Gandalf through the entire saga really.

Bombur falls asleep and the Company needs to carry him. Unfortunately Thorin has a small mishap:

... and that's how Thorin died. THE END. Saint Bofur smoked too much weed!

Thorin. Thorin is majestic. Thorin is fighting. The Hair. *fainting Elmo style*

The crew is handling the spiderweb-wrapped dwarves like pieces of dead meat (and we’re overprotective) That's the line of Durin you're touching!

Dwarves are wrapped in the cocoons. Someone calls Dean. lol the closed captioning said Dain instead of Dean DAIN WERENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE IRON HILLS RA speaks. It’s enough. “I'm not a RA fan but dear god his voice”

The dwarves are a tiny bit cranky.

There is no Fili for like 1,5h of extras :((( Finally! He appears They heard us complaining

The dwarves are trying to get inside Beorn’s house before the beast attacks them. no dwarves but thorin know how doors work That's why he's the king Thorin has the brain cell

Mikael Persbrandt (Beorn) has to play with sticks ending with tennis balls instead of real actors. Luckily, Thorin’s stick is (of course) the most majestic. Thorin the Oakenstick And Beorn grabs this Oakenstick and beat the shit out of Azog. THE END.

Work with greenscreen can be frustrating. Gandalf: I did not become an actor for this

Meanwhile Beorn:

Beorn loves his mice <3 Bombur is the most badass dwarf in this movie. Proof:

And that’s all for today! ---

Missed The Appendices part 7 & 8? Here they are: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Want to see how silly we were when watching The Hobbit? See here.

Thank you everyone, we had so much fun :D

@avaria-revallier @way-too-addicted-to-fandoms @bananzer @guardianofrivendell @bigsmallworld @oreo-cookies-fan @theresonlyzuul @shrimpsthings @ahshithherewegoagain

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letthefrogsbe · 3 years

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remember when I was gonna write that parkner fic?

cool so I've decided I'm gonna, but because I cannot write for SHIT and I hate my writing every time I see it, ill just share my outline of what I have so far. its not coherent. sorry.

Section one: aunt may dies. It’ll be like “it's been 3 months. 3 months since May was shot. 2 months and 3 weeks since she died.”

Something like that idc. Basically this section will base around peter living tony, because he’s not doing well, and he is only 17- which is not actually old enough to be on your own after something like this. Setting is established, with cameos from dr strange (who tony is dating and lives with (yeah bite me, this is my fanfiction i can make it what i want.) it will be made obvious that this takes place after endgame, which also means that tony is Not going to die. I’m not that mean lmao. The avengers are like largely together, there was not as much death in this as there was in endgame. Whatever. Everyone is very nice to peter because they know that for him its either this or him becoming a ward of the state so like.

Section two: harley gets kicked out. His mom finds out that he’s gay (from gossip sources idk) and kicks harley out. Im not going to write them having a big fight like in the moment, but harley will recount what happened somewhat to tony in this section, and then more to peter later in the story. Gay ppl trauma dump, we know this. Okay anywaysss so harley calls tony literally sobbing and like freezing fucking cold. IM SORRY IM BEING SO MEAN TO THEM I PROMISE THEY'LL GET A HAPPY ENDING. Okay. harley explains how his mom kicked him out. Tony asks why, harley says something like “she didn’t agree with my lifestyle choices” like bitterly. Tony is a good person in this (i know, im really taking some character liberties) and he’s in the mood for collecting strays apparently, so he has happy send over the quinjet. He can’t make it himself bc hes in fucking japan or something for the next few weeks,, but. Yeah! Tony also calls peter, who is presumably in bed and feeling depressed. “Hey pete. How ya feeling? Any better?’ ‘Not really, tony. Sorry.’ ‘you don’t have to be sorry-’ ‘damn tony you sound like my therapist.’ “sorry pete, but i do have something to tell you- you know harley?’ ‘only from what you’ve told me about him, but yea. He was the tennessee garage kid, right?’ ‘i mean. Yes. so- he’s gonna come stay with me for a while too- it might not be permanent but it will probably be a bit. He’s about your age, and he just has no where to go (just like u). He’s not going to stay in your room or anything, but with bruce and thor here, he will be in your apartment area.’ ‘okay tony.. Will i have to talk to him a bunch?’ ‘not if you don’t want to- i already warned him about you, so it should be okay. I wouldn’t worry so much pete- you guys are so similar in a lot of ways that i wanted to introduce you two long before he called me.’ ‘okay tony, i trust you. Thank you again for letting me stay with you :)’ (yeah that kind of got away from me)

Section 3: build up. this is a shorter section. Harley and peter are gonna meet in section 4. This section is harley’s jet ride (with an intuitive happy) and harley’s nerves about how he really isn’t worth this (i mean hes pretty intimidated tony sent a private jet just for him) and happy like reassures him. Hes still insecure though. Peter is also nervous bc what if harley doesn’t like him? What if he doesn’t like harley?? Tony did say they would get along, but peter hasn’t really been himself recently, so who knows? Yeah lots of that. I do want to emphasize though- peter is not completely unhealthily coping. Like he has a therapist and he has been reaching out to ned and mj, but its still an open wound for him. Obviously. He still has a sense of humor though, but its to cover these deep insecurities. Like the first month or so that he was with tony, he was reallllyyyy trying to not get close to him bc he sort of thinks he kills everyone around him. Like logically he knows this isn’t true, but he does really think the that non superheroes that he surrounds himself with are very at risk if they know about his spider-man-ness. The only people who know now are ned and mj (may knew too).

Section 4: the meeting of harley and peter. Keep in mind peter has been living in this apartment/area of stark tower for about 3 months now. He actually moved in while may was in the hospital because he couldn’t stand to be alone in the apartment when he knew why may wasn’t there. And um. Yeah. so peter is like comfortable in this space, basically. Also- the reason theyre in the same apartment is because stark tower was not really created with the idea of housing broken orphans in mind, so it only has a certain amount of residential space. Thor and bruce are currently staying there together (although no one really knows if theyre together, or if theyre just best bros who went through some extreme trauma together and are now inseparable. Hmmm wonder if thats gonna come up later) and theyre using one apartment, and happy lives there with his own apartment, and tony and stephen are currently sharing the penthouse, even though thats not public knowledge. Really only the people close to tony know that he’s dating stephen. So. this leaves just the one other 2 bedroom apartment for peter and harley. It has one bathroom, and the bedrooms are connected by a door but theyre pretty big so like. Theres a kitchen, a living room with a fancy ass tv, and a really pretty view (with a balcony bc <333). May died in march, peter got leave from the school in april, and it is now the middle of june btw. Tony is now peter’s official guardian (he was before may died anyways) and now has sole guardianship over him which he has fully accepted, even though peter and him both know that there are going to be times where he has to go out of town bc he does own a company after all. Times like right now. Harley is pretty nervous that tony isn’t going to be there to greet him and that he is going to have to like introduce himself to peter and everything. Cmon, theres no reason to feel like that, he’s the one intruding after all, he should at least be able to handle himself. (<--- harley’s thoughts). Yeah so theyre insecure super cool. A n y w a y s so peter was stressing about harley as he arrived, and so when harley walked in they were both complete bundles of nerves. Harley walks up but knocks. Peter actually jumps (bc spidey sense okay whatever) and goes to get the door. Oh my god these awkward teenagers i hate them so much (i love them). Peter kinda looks like shit, sorry king. He was a little bit crying earlier, then tony called and he switched into stressed out ball-of-anxiety mode. Distractions are good, its okay. Peter opens the door for harley and they like introduce each other all awkward (again sorry) and peter shows harley where he is staying. Harley doesnt really have muchhhh bc he was kicked out and all. He just has a suitcase full of clothes, his favorite blanket, his favorite stuffed animal (yeah whatever bc ofc he does) and his phone/charger. He sets all his stuff down at once. He thanks peter for letting him stay in his apartment and also said sorry. First thing peter noticed was harley’s accent. Stfu. peter asks why harley’s here- ok. Harleys had a long ass day. Too fucking long. He- he breaks down. He tells peter a lot. About how his mom found out that he was gay, and how she told him never to come back. Yikes. Anyways, this is establishing the beginning of their relationship as friends. Peter is there for him even though he doesn’t know him at all. Peter sees some of himself in harley in this moment, even though he’s not talking about himself yet. Eventually harley does ask about peter, and they really just get to know each other really quick. They have these deep scarring individual traumas, and neither has nearly recovered, but they find comfort in just knowing that theyre not alone in their suffering. At least for now. At least in this moment.

Section 5: the next day. Peter and harley spent that whole night talking about what they were going through. Peter said good night at around 5 am (there were no adults around they can do what they want to) and they both got good sleeps. In peter’s case, one of the first solid nights he’s had in a while. Harley was kept up a little longer after peter left, however, because he just couldn’t shut off his mind. It was really cathartic for him to just lay everything out there and for someone to just accept him. Peter told him he was bi, but he was.. Lucky. He had accepting people in his life. May was accepting. God, harley couldn’t fathom having lost everyone in his life, everyone he ever cared about, and still having the heart to sit and talk with the dumbass anxious gay kid who can’t go home anymore. His problems felt so small compared to peter’s, and all he could do was admire peter’s resilience and how he was seemingly able to bounce back from anything. God, peter was something. He couldn’t wait to get to know him more. With that thought circling in his head, he finally went to sleep at oh shit 6:30 am. Peter woke up around 1. Harley at 2. When harley woke up, peter was watching tv and eating cereal on the couch and he just sat down next to him. No words, just sleepy children being sleepy. They stayed like this for like an hour when someone knocked on their door. Enter stephen strange!!!!!!!!!!! Get excited people. Hes just coming in to check on them bc tony told him to, and he didn’t get the chance last night bc he was _busy_. K so now he’s here and hes awkward and he just wants to make sure these boys r okay bc theyve both been through too much recently, and it would be just the cherry on top if they didn’t get along. Him and harley had never actually met before so he like introduced himself and all that. Offered like if they needed anything he was there, and its only gonna be a few days until tony gets back (did i say a week earlier? Im retconning that bc i cannot find it in my writing so it is now retconned). Peter and harley just have to sort of explain to dr strange that theyre getting along gREAT and there is no need for concern….. And peter was even thinking about showing harley around the city a bit that night (something he had not yet told harley, but wanted to make it seem like he was doing well and not acting too depressed in front of Dr. Strange) so dr strange is like yeah !!!!!! do that, that sounds super fun petey !!!!!! and so now they have evening plans

ok ps I wrote this like 2 weeks ago and completely forgot I posted something on Tumblr about this fic idea, and so this is literally just how I talk to myself. was not gonna ever post this but then I decided to because I'm bored. there are more sections but I'm not gonna post them rn because this post is really fucking long already!!!!

#hope this is marketable??#sort of just wanted to share my 4 am writing tbh #it doesn't make sense just go w it #parkner #peter parker #harley keener

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kalsiferdraws · 15 days

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My fav it characters in order before reading the book:

Richie, bev, Stan, Eddie, Ben, Mike, bill

My fav characters in order halfway through the book:

Richie, BEN, Mike, Eddie, stan, bev/Bill (they're pretty tied they know what they did)

To clarify I don't think any of them are bad characters, they have flaws of course but I do think the movies take a lot out

I fucking love Ben Hanscom so much

#im gonna fight stephen king #stephen king’s it #it fandom #the losers club

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gausses · 2 years

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so i was tagged by @laudnaum and i just woke up from a 2h nap, hoookay let’s go ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

name: Lu

age: 27

height: 1.69m i think?

where do you call home? middle of nowhere in southern lower saxony

any tattoos or piercings? 4 in my ears, little kiwi on my right arm, a skull with a snake on my right upper thigh and a ...sleeve on my left arm. there was very much no concept behind it so its kinda patchworky. love the raven in the middle of it tho. and a bee on my left hand. all bw except the skull

last song you listened to? I was cleaning my flat earlier and i love dancing to upbeat/embarassing pop music during it so it was “I feel good” by Pitbull... but before that i listened to KIZ “Lecken im Puff” (why yes my music taste is garbage)

last movie you watched? aftermath i think it was called? it was boring i turned it off half way.

last book/fanfic you read? currently reading Stephen King’s The Dead Zone

do you collect anything? plants. weird/embroidered pictures.

morning person/night owl? depends on the time of year, currently very much a night owl but as soon as summer hits im gonna be up and at it at 5am. catch me in the gym at 6am running my 5km

optimist/pessimist/realist? eet is what eet is-st ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

a quote you live by? idk, i’ve learnt in the past year that it’s better to be yourself than a well-liked person that you cant stand. also you should always give everything a try, even if it’s just to find out you hate it.

introvert/extrovert/ambivert? ambivert very much

do you believe in the afterlife? i wish i did

a weird or fun fact about yourself? idk i feel like im such an open book? im oversharing most of the time so i will just ramble a bit here abt stuff, enjoy: I have no taste, my mother will tell me that a lot. and other people told me that- i get it, i dress weird sometimes but it makes me happy. i still love patterns with animals on them, no not leo print. i mean; give me actual leopards on the shirt. after 5 years i had to retire my bird rain jacket (picture) but found one with dogs on it (picture). Older women love this jacket, i got some compliments for it. one time i was i was in line for the register in edeka and the lady behind me asked me where i got it bc she has the same dogs that are on there. love it! And I can finally deadlift my own body weight! cant wait to wear spagehtti straps in summer bc my upper body/shoulders look so good. very happy with my fitness journey considering i had to lay low for 4 months and still struggle with my foot on some days. dont shatter your foot bones children. lastly; i started playing the guitar and its so much fun. but i havent had any lessons this year bc of miss rona and currently not the time to look for a new teacher; nor the money to go to an actual music school. so im just playing the same 5 songs over and over. my darkest secret? I started listening to country music to find songs to play/practice and i love it so much in a completly unironic way. Mason Ramsey’s “Before I knew it” SLAPS and i will fight you over it. yee haw!

if you could have coffee with someone, dead or alive, who would it be? im having a really bad crush on someone and im probably going to see them again in a few weeks but it would be nice to see them sooner aaahhhh. also any of my mutuals reading this, idk im not very talkative and always nervous but uh yeah- i have normal coffee, decaf and far too much tea. so uhm mh im tagging??? @davinciae, @sorrel-ly and @anakinskvwalkcr if y’all want to maybe, i thought this was fun but no pressure (○｀ 3′○)

anyway now i have to go back to my rheology exercises ┗( T﹏T )┛

#THANK YOU LUCE :*#yeah this is very long so a read more.... i ramble #also im so mad i just found the bird jacket on ebay #i love my dog jacket but the birds are *chefkiss*#i shouldnt... or should i?... no... i have a rain jacket.... AAAAAHHHH #lu labert

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thekingofwinterblog · 3 years

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What was the original ending of attack on titan?

So, there has been a lot of talk about wheter the mess we got in AOT 139 was the original ending.

For one thing, we know at least one part of the story did change, as the orignal final page was reduced to a quick sidepanel you might easily miss.

and instead we got this as the final chapter.

Working from the assumption that the ending WAS fully changed from whatever he had planned, lets ask the question. What WAS the original ending for Attack on Titan.

And to that, im gonna turn to the story that the ending was Supposedly gonna take inspiration from.

That being, The Mist, a movie based on a story from Stephen King.

Now, spoilers for The Mist movie below.

The movie’s premise is that one day, suddenly and out of nowhere, a thick, heavy fog rolls into the east coast of america. No one knows where it came from, and we arent given clear answers about its origins. The mist is clearly supernatural in nature though, as monsters stalk through it, causing quite a bit of death and suffering for the main cast.

The entire movie is just about dealing with the aftermath of the mists appearance, as a family struggles to survive, and plenty of people just fucking lose it in the mists.

Lots of stuff happens, lots of deaths, but in the end, the family is driving in a car, until they have no gas left. they hear rather disturbing noises in the distance.

Now the family isnt completely defenceless. they have a gun. with 4 bullets.

Now, with everything that they have learned across the movie, its pretty clear that this is not going to be enough. they ARE going to be killed by these monsters.

So, rather than being painfully torn to shreds by the demonic invaders, the adults make a decision. They have a gun. they have the option of dying quickly instead. only one problem.

The gun only has 4 bullets, and there are 5 of them. meaning someone is going to have to do the deed, and then have to face the monsters alone.

in the end, the father does the deed.

He kills his wife, his son, and two others.

Not surprisingly, he does not react well at the aftermath.

He screams, cries, and jumps out of the car, tries to futilely kill himself in his grief with the now empty gun. slams his hands down on the car, stared hatefully, suicidally off in the distance, and yells “COME ON!” clearly, desperately wanting an end to this as quickly as possible.

However, he is not met by a monster. instead, reality ensues. The sight that greets him is a tank from the american army.

He just stares at it in horror, and, as the mist begins to clear, the army is followed by a more army troops. convoys of rescued civilians. Because of course, the army would actually react to this stuff. monsters are being killed, civilians are being rescued.

And the protagonist finally realises the reality of what just happened.

He slaughtered his family and killed two more, for absolutely nothing. the movie ends with the MC just having a complete breakdown as he’s approached by soldiers who have no idea about any of what just happened.

Now, this was apparently the kinda ending that attack on titans creator wanted to give the series.

There are two ways to look at this, and two potential endings you could reach.

either Eren wins and finishes the rumbling, or The alliance wins, and the aftermath is predictable.

Now, i know that a lot of people think the Eren wins ending was originally the ending, but frankly, i dont think so.

I think the original ending was supposed to be the Alliance actually defeating Eren... Only for reality to ensue, and the survivors turning their guns at the now defenceless eldians and mowing them down.

Why do i think this? because this would line up really well with Eren mocking the very idea of humanity teaming up to fight a larger, common foe despite all their diferences early in the story, as well as adress the main reason why people hated the alliance.

The Alliance... Had no plan. They had absolutely no plans for what to do after killing Eren. they didnt have any ideas for how to achieve peace with the world, how to defend paradis, or anything really.

they chose to oppose and kill Eren Anyway, because as Henge says, Nothing justifies Genocide.

Having an ending where the guys they have been fighting and killing during the final conflict, that wanted to murder all of them, responding to their great heroic struggle to save the world, by gunning them down and killing them all, would have adressed their complete lack of a plan with the most brutal kind of consequenses.

They did the right thing, and they were NOT rewarded for it. Just like Eddard Stark was not rewarded for his mercy towards the Lannister Children.

It would also just have made so, so much more sense than the non ending to the conflict that we got, and been an incredibly bittersweet note, but withouth any real hope. Just like the Mist.

The alliance did it. they killed eren. they saved the world. they are the greatest heroes of all time. and all it cost was the life of them, and everyone they cared about, as wheter its shown in the final chapter or not, Paradis is going to wiped out as a result of their actions. but hey, at least they stuck to their guns all the way, just like eren did.

The final shot of the manga would have been an ironic flashback, as in the end, Eren’s idea that this conflict would have ended in genocide would have been vindicated, with the most important line of the manga closing out the depressing story of Attack on titan, while also acknowloging and hammering in the the tragedy of Eren’s life.

The boy who sought freedom more than anyone else, was never, ever free.

And it would have ended on a note very similar to The Mist.

A Tragedy where the characters stuck to their guns, and paid with everything for it.

#attack on titan #attack on titan ending #attack on titan 139 #original ending #everyone dies ending #alliance wins

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Review/Reaction of IT Chapter Two

Let’s just start right off the bat and let me just say that Bill Hader better get a fucking award for his performance.

Alright. Here we go y’all. im trying to stay in order with what happened but so much happened in the movie that my brain is just all over the place so excuse me while i try to form words

UNDER THE CUT CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS

• first opening scene is a fucking LOT okay like i sobbed my eyes out and it was just not cool. adrian and his boyfriend? CUTE AF. Him getting brutally beat up and then killed by Pennywise while Don just watches? NOT CUTE AF

• Mike is a precious boy and I love him so. He cares about his friends so much holy shit. they all get mad at him for lying to them tho.But he only did it to protect them. Mike knew some SHIT(tm) our boy is so smart?? I’m glad they kept to his original storyline

• Older Bill gave himself so much shit this film and i just felt so bad. like we know it isnt ur fault okay?? We know you loved your brother, stop putting yourself down. also?? him becoming protective over dean? please stop my aching heart.

• Jessica Chastain owns my whole heart and she can kick my ass anyday. She plays Bev so well and captures young bev’s personality so well. her scene with mrs kersh was very weird. i knew the second she ran naked in the hall i’d be seeing some weird fucking shit okay

• Jay Ryan could kick me and I would personally thank him like?? wow what a man. He immediately recognizes bev when he first sees her and im just?? im happy. so many hidden new kids on the block reference and it had me fucking rolling in my grave

• JAMES FUCKING RANSONE MY DUDE OH LORD okay listen. he gives off young eddie’s panic and chaotic energy so perfectly i felt like i was watching him as an adult, who just never grew up. I think thats what he was going for honestly. He played eddie SO FUCKING WELL

• I’m so sad about stan. THats all you need to know okay. I’ll talk about his letter later on in this. Stan deserved better. that’s all.

• if you are not a fan of vomit you’re not gonna enjoy richie tozier. literally any time something bad happens hes just like ah shit here we go again *vomits* and honestly? that made me laugh. like hes just like oh shit something is happening let.. let me just.. no no its fine guys ill catch up.. EHBWFIJHDFSIJ no okay but bill hader stole the fucking show. his acting was phenomenal and,, again,, i’ll add more onto that later.

• richie scares the shit out of dean. because he thinks hes pennywise. but can you blame him? the kid just. stared at him all creepy and shit. but its so funny. the losers make fun of him bc he doesnt know his own lines from his acts and richies just like “I dont write my own material” and eddies just like “I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT” dead. goodbye.

• Young losers were still my favorite part honestly. Eddie kept bouncing that stupid ball in stan’s face in the clubhouse and i was waiting for him to get punched in the face tbh. That didn’t even seem like eddie, that was Jack’s energy bursting through the seams lmfao

• young eddie runs into a fucking box and shrieks and if that isn’t me idk ewhdfiajksjdoi

• THE FUCKING. HAMMOCK. SCENE. okay listen to me. thats gay. hammocks are now gay. gays only. gay interacts only. the bickering between reddie had me in TEARS. eddie kept kicking at his face and just?? casually??? lays on him when richie wont move??

• stan’s fucking shower cap ehfdiujasdiosa and then richie being like “nobodys afraid of spiders stanley okay” and eddie slowly removes his because he cares what richie thinks more than spiders ok

• a flashback from after they defeated IT in the first move with reddie “eddie youve been gone for 24 hours your face is most likely on a milk carton by now” “shut up richie”

• yong Richie has me weak af this whole movie, like always. just getting on Eddie’s case. HE PINES SO HARD OH Y GOD Like wow my sweet boy is so fucking in love ouch. which?? BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT??

• THE ARCADE SCENE?? he checks out the kid standing next to him and tries to get him to hang out more and then the other kid tells him to stop being weird because he’s not gay, too, and then uses the F slur. richie was just so hurt. paul bunyun scene happens after that and hes just like “I just shit my pants” and i cried.

• pennywise screaming “lets play truth or dare, you wouldnt pick truth! you dont want them to know your secret” gave off the same energy as eddie’s leper blowjob scene from the book. same energy. do with that as you will.

• they had some flashbacks that included pennywise and im not sure if this was before or after they had defeated IT in the first movie but i interpreted it as after and if thats the case... hes supposed to be dead. but now thinking back on it, it was probably just more scenes before they put pennywise to rest for 27 years.

• young richie went to the kissing bridge after that and we ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. fucking.. r + e :((( although we don’t see him carving the E. but reddie is canon so suck toes antis

• stephen king pretty much being like “I know u and ur endings really do suck” to bill when he comes to buy his bike was so fucking funny. it almost felt like a self insert lmfao. ALSO HIM MAKING BILL PAY 300 BUCKS FOR THE BIKE BC HE KNEW HE COULD AFFORD IT? iconic.

• richie and eddie opening the door to the dog had me laughing. pennywise was just mocking them at that point. they’d be such good dog dads and now im sad

• i was really confused because they added part of stan’s bar mitzvah?? like it wasn’t even the same from the first movie. like they should’ve just put the deleted scene in from ch. 1 and then added that part. thats one of my very few complaints. im slowly hiding them in here.

• henry bowers was kinda irrelevant in this honestly but thank you eddie for stabbing him and richie for killing him for trying to kill mike yall heroes

• BEVS BLOOD SCENE ?? CORRESPONDING WITH BENS BURIED ALIVE SCENE? poetic cinema. 10/10

• the big fight really disappointed me in all honesty. but i think thats because andy said he cut so much from there. i expect it to be better with the director’s cut

• eddie saving richie and then immediately being stabbed by pennywise’s claw? IM DEPRESSED.

• “Rich! rich, i did it! i think i killed him!” Our boy was so happy with himself :(

• eddie’s last words WERE NOT “i fucked your mom”. he was talking to richie and you can hear them talking while the rest are preparing to end pennywise. so im hoping we get that as a deleted scene.

• richie goes back to help finish pennywise but when he goes to check on eddie.. he’s dead. ://// and bev is like “richie, come on, honey.. im sorry” and richie does not want to believe him. he grabs and hugs eddie so tight i swear i could feel that hug from the audience.

• another thing im disappointed in and am sliding in is some of the animations? Like. fucking weird. but okay. luckily i didn’t care too much.

• THE SOB that richie lets out when he holds eddie really hurt my fucking soul jesus christ just kill me

• the losers try cheering him up after and like. thats their friend too but you can just totally tell he’s crying in a different type of grief. THAT WAS HIS FIRST FUCKING LOVE.

• they all remember after and thats really important to me okay

• stan writes letters and its spoken outloud while the other losers get little montages of what theyre doing with their life after the battle. Richie goes back to the kissing bridge and recarves- YES RECARVES AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE E BEFORE HE DOES- he recarves the E and while doing it, stan’s voice says “be proud of who you are” and im fucking cry ibg okay

• in the end, i give this movie a 7/10 rating. although some of the animations were weird and some of the flashbacks had pennywise in it (like hes supposed to be currently dead but ok... maybe nightmares??) the actors were PHENOMENAL and the chemistry between older richie and older eddie made me so happy. my ship is canon. but im still sad about stan and eddies death.

• ignoring canon in 3.. 2.. 1.. now

#it chapter 2 #it chapter two spoilers #IT CHAPTER TWO #it chapter 2 spoilers #IT SPOILERS #reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #stanley uris

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