#IM SORRY CHARLIE
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Vaggie: “Charlie? Can I have a pick-me-up?”
Charlie: “!! YES!!! OF COURSE ALWAYS!!!”
Charlie: “Uh- where to start, um- Oh oh oh! You have the most AMAZING laugh whenever you to relax enough for it and your voice is INCREDIBLE really easy to get lost listening to- You take skirt wearing to whole other level, you snore SO cutely in your sleep, and even if it’s a little concerning how fast you are with that spear, it’s also really kinda h-”
Vaggie: “I meant literally, babe. Like, thanks for making me blush, but…”
Charlie: “Ohhhh you want UPPIES?”
Vaggie: “Girlfriend-based personal vertical augmentation- yeah. I’d, I’d like uppies. Please.”
Charlie: “One vertical upgrade via your girlfriend coming right UP!” (giggles) (picks up) “Heheh, how’s this?”
Vaggie: (is up picked) “Perfect, sweetie. Now carry me over to Alastor?”
Alastor: “?”
Charlie: “Okay?” (starts walking) “…why…?”
Vaggie: “I wanna punch him in his stupid smiling extremely punchable face.”
Alator: “Oh I AM flattered!”
Vaggie: “Great he’s given implied consent to a beating, let’s go.”
Charlie: “Okay.” (turning around) “We’re not doing that.”
Vaggie: “We don’t have to. I’ll do the punching, all you have to do is go over there and hold me at eye level.”
Charlie: "Vaggie-"
Alastor: “Get on a level with ME? Rather impossible for you, I’m afraid. You simply lack my, dare I say DEPTH of vision, ha ha! DO take care you don’t suffer from altitude sickness in the attempt through, hmm?”
Vaggie: “Two seconds of being held up to his face, Charlie, that’s all I’m asking.”
Charlie: “Vaggie, that’s still assault on my part. That’s assault with a deadly weapon, even!”
Vaggie: “I’m not armed?”
Charlie: “Are you breathing?”
Vaggie: “Uhh, yeah..?”
Charlie: “If you’re breathing then you’re a threat.”
Vaggie: (grinning) “Aww, Charlie.”
Charlie: “ESPECIALLY to guys like Alastor. No offence, Alastor.”
Alastor: “Compliment accepted!”
Vaggie: (beaming) (didn’t hear him) “You’re just saying that.”
Alastor: (annoyed dial tune) “Ahem. Well, I just said-”
Charlie: “I’m saying it because it’s true, and my ex still instinctively flinches at any HINT of a red hair bow at around chest height.” (switches to cuddling vaggie) “So let’s go be a threat over here instead, okay? Out of Alastor punching range.”
Vaggie: “Still within spear throw.”
Alastor: “Ahh yes, your darling divine toothpick. How quaint!”
Charlie: “Would you really wanna get his blood all over your spear?”
Vaggie: (HEAVY SIGH) “Nnnnno… I guess not.”
Alastor: (honestly insulted) “Rude.”
Charlie: “Didn’t thinks so!” (muttering) “The way you fawn over the stupid thing when it get’s so much as a stupid little smudge from me poking it in it’s stupid perfectly polished face…”
Vaggie: “What?”
Alastor: (evil static) “SHE said-”
Charlie: “Nothing! Petty revenge always ends up biting you in the ass! Anyway.” (grins brightly) “We’ve got better things to do than punch people in the face!”
Vaggie: “Good point.” (touches charlie’s jaw thoughtfully) “...this angle is pretty useful for more than just punching.”
Alastor: “AhaHA! And there is my cue to get off the air!”
Charlie: “Yeah…?”
Vaggie: “Yeah..”
Alastor: “Indeed!”
Charlie: “Like for tongue wrestling~?”
Vaggie: “….”
Alastor: “….”
Alastor: “Oh dear~!
Vaggie: “….”
Vaggie: “What.”
Charlie: “Well if it’s combat you’re after- we COULD have a battle for dominance. Y’know. With our mouths.”
Charlie: (wink)
Vaggie: “….never mind. You can put me down now.”
Alastor: “Oooh~”
Charlie: “!! NO NO WAIT I TAKE IT BACK-”
Vaggie: “Charlie. It’s seared into my brain.”
Alastor: (grinning) “Dreadful! Truly dreadful!”
Charlie: “NOOOO NO NO UN-SEAR IT! UN-SEAR IT FROM THE BRAIN!!!!”
Vaggie: “I don’t feel up for punching anyone either anymore, so don’t worry.”
Charlie: “Would, would punching put you back in the mood!? Vaggie please wait hold on just one sec-”
Charlie: “ALASTOR! CAN YOU COME OVER- NOOO DON’T WALK AWAY, I NEED-”
Charlie: VAGGIE!!! Wait!! I’m sorry! Please wait up! Please I’m sorry I just got SO in the mood and kinda COMPLETELY lost my mind with your talking all low right next to me like that, like when we-”
Alastor: (distantly) “Dear ones~ I am not yet out of hearing range~”
Vaggie: “Good. Suffer.”
Charlie: “I’m suffering IM SUFFERNG! PLEASE!!!” (trailing after girlfriend) “Vaggiiiiieeeee..! S-smooches????”
Vaggie: “Sweetie, I can’t even look at you right now.”
Charlie: “We could do the smooches without looking!!!”
Vaggie: “Even worse. Every time I close my eye I see your tongue suited up in armor, waving around a sword.”
Charlie: (horrified) “No! NO!!! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR!”
Vaggie: “Metaphorically speaking, I’ve been scarred.”
Charlie: “Th- then let me kiss it better!”
Vaggie: “Not how it works, babe.”
Charlie: “ARGH!”
Angel Dust: “Hey’a tootes! Guess who’s back from LONG and HARD day of… the fuck is wrong with her?”
Vaggie: “She’s fine.”
Charlie: (clutching vaggie’s arm) (wailing) “FANFIC RUIN LIVES!!!!!”
Angel Dust: “Ain’t that the truth. Porn tip- NEVER try adapting a smut fic for the screen. Choreography’s a nightmare…”
Vaggie: “Wow thanks for the amazing advice that we definitely needed.”
Angel Dust: “Ya welcome.”
Charlie: “We might still need it! Right Vaggie!? We might still be doing stuff like that in future-”
Vaggie: “What we could really use right now is a few drinks. Angel, I’ll spot yours if you can convince Husk to open early.”
Charlie: (slumping over bar) “I hate my life.”
Angel Dust: “That’s cute, Charlie-horse.” (lean down to whisper at vaggie) “Ya sure she hasn’t already had any...?”
Vaggie: “I’m sure-”
Charlie: “-the whole PROBLEM is me NOT GETTING ANY!”
Vaggie: “Annnd now everyone knows it, perfect.”
Angel Dust: “Oh now this is JUICY!”
Charlie: “What everyone? I only told Angel…?”
Vaggie: “Angel can’t keep anything to himself, including himself.”
Angel Dust: “Spittin’ nothin’ but truths tonight, huh Maximum Vaggige? Cherri will love this- I’m gonna need ALL deets! Wait right here and I’ll get Husker fluff to loosen those gossipy tongues right up!!”
Vaggie: “Great. More tongue stuff.”
Charlie: “UGH.”
Vaggie: “….”
Charlie: “…”
Vaggie: “Charlie.”
Charlie: “Meh?”
Vaggie: “I swear, if I could kiss you right now without physically cringing, I would.”
Charlie: “...Vaggie.”
Vaggie: “Yeah?”
Charlie: “What if we’re never able to kiss again?”
Vaggie: “…”
Charlie: “…Vaggie this is the part where you say don’t be silly and reassure me.”
Vaggie: “I know.”
Charlie: “Tell me I’m being silly, Vaggie.”
Vaggie: “Charlie, I… I will always love you, no matter what.”
Charlie: “That’s-”(sitting bolt upright) “THAT’S NOT REASSURING!”
Vaggie: (slumping next to her at the bar) “Where the FUCK is Husk and those drinks.”
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#alastor the radio demon#angel dust hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#utter silliness#i don't know it just happened#im sorry charlie
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Uhhhhhhh Fools Paradise was uhmmmm totally great...!! It definitely didnt feel like the first act of a movie dragged on for 97 minutes...!!!
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My dog is judging me so hard right now.
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Obsessed with Charlie and Vaggie's harmonies in the More Than Anything Reprise. I just had to sketch that one frame reeeeaaaal quick.
#hazbin hotel#chaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#my art#im sorry but the lovestruck way charlie looks at vaggie here has me DEAD
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okay i might've gotten carried away with making minimes ....... they're just so fun to make ....
my hc for the minimes btw
#buniiarts#qsmp#btw im Pretty sure i missed a few peoples minimes#sorry about that 😭#jaiden animations#tinakitten#quackity#foolish gamers#antoine daniel#charlie slimecicle#felps#roier#cellbit#etoiles#badboyhalo#WHEW THATS A LOT OF TAGS#um .#qsmp minimes#shrugs idk
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Screencap painting from "The Gang Goes to Hell: Part Two" (oil on paper, 30 cm x 52 cm)
(prints here!)
#iasip fanart#iasip#the gang#charlie kelly#mac mcdonald#dee reynolds#dennis reynolds#frank reynolds#oil painting#myportfolio#its been a while since posted my art im sorry#life stuff happened (capitalism)#but i promise that im still very much obssesed with sunny lmao#i have two other sunny paintings i made that im going to post#so watch out for that
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I wanted to draw emo Charlie so bad and Vaggie with short hair
Need a childhood friends AU or something
#chaggie#chaggie fanart#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#Charlie Morningstar#Vaggie#phuezo art#sorry for the lack of activity out of nowhere im having a mental crisis bc my economy... need to get comms or job or something
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Some more smiling thangs
#my art#artists on tumblr#fanart#smiling friends#charlie dompler#dont look at the charlie art im sorry
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#charlie day#iasip#i dont have a good caption for this lol#passion is a kind word charlie#im mentally ill about this show#but i like your word#oc#im sorry but hes so smiley#learning theres ppl who LOVE love love his show
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i need to go home soon. hmm no. my mum will be annoyed if i'm late!
#heartstopperedit#heartstopper#narlieedit#nick x charlie#usergay#dailylgbtq#useranne#usermiraa#userrjoana#userjake#useraurore#userkimmy#tuserlucie#tusercarolina#noalook#usertix#gifs*#6 gifs of them being cute and cuddly im not sorry
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charlie kelly is really the dude ever made. I've never seen another character in any media exude the same weirdness he does. It's not a bad weirdness it's just charlies type of weirdness. he thinks he has seen ghouls.he has bitten santa claus in the neck. he tortured a random guy because he thought it was a leprechaun. he's a musical savant. he looks like a butch lesbian whenever he has a tank top on. he really likes cats. he's somehow a genius at managing the worst bar in philadelphia. he likes magnets. he's the prettiest mf ever. he has been wearing the same green jacket for 18 years straight. he didn't even know pineapples were a thing. he eats stickers all the time. there's a good chance he's covered in grime.he was immediately ready to kill himself when mac's dad was released from prison before considering any other option. he faked his own death with a shitty video where he and his boy best friend do a thelma and louise reference. denim chicken. he has hallucinations. he can't write in english but can both write and speak irish. he is everything to me.
#its like 1.30 am where i live i have to get up early tomorrow. i also puked two times at ab amusement park.#the only coherent thought i have rn is Charlie kelly.#also I'm pretty sure ive seen this type of post be made with at least another member of the gang so im reallt sorry to the ops 🙏#im not trying to copy you i just felt the need to list the top charlie kelly moments#he is the dude of all time#charlie kelly#iasip#its always sunny in philadelphia#it's always sunny in philadelphia#charmac#mac mcdonald#mac iasip#always sunny#rants
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mission start!
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#took a tiny break from this comic to finish some jobs but im back into it#someone on patreon said that theyre like charlie's angels but more murderous#someone ELSE on tiktok said they looked like mean girls#which would make ghost regina george for what its worth#both interpretations hold water#also i sorta see this as starting a new arc in the saga#post-locker-room-tryst#interesting dynamics to explore#im very excited#ALSO#this is the first time ive drawn price#isnt that fucking nuts#im sorry it took me so long to get to the resident dilf#i love barry sloane so much#anyway#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#konig#captain john price#ghostsoap#ghostsoapkonig#soapbox saga
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Little things I'm catching on a rewatch:
From "who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?"
To
"Last day of the afterlife and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?"
"Eh. You fucked one cannibal pool boy, you've fucked them all."
"I guess you have changed."
"Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted, so pour me a fresh one! And lets get to living!"
(I am sobbing, you hear me? SOBBING)
(Also if you listen very closely to this scene while they talk at the bar you can hear a slowed down version of Loser, Baby in the background) (Once again: SOBBING)
"I can sense they're planning to kill me. But when?! How?!"
(Bro thats's so meta. They didn't need to do him dirty like that.)
"Don't worry mom, I'll make u proud."
"Only...seven...years. Off doing something important, I'm sure! But this kingdom was really something she cared about"
Welp. She's relaxing is heaven.
(Really love how Lucifer was built up to be this awful person, and Lilith a very loving person, but so far it seems to be the other way around.)
Funny things I missed the first time around:
THE TEXT.
"Bad. It makes us look bad!"
"Funny, I was going for hilarious."
Vaggie doesn't know what she's saying. Alastor was right. The text had me dying fr.
Never noticed Alastor had a little tux get-up for a few seconds I feel so robbed. Also in the commercial, he has his back to the camera and I just LOVE the possibilities as to WHY.
Did Vaggie force him to participate?
Did he still want to be included bc he's a little egotistical attention seeker?
Did he do it it bc he knew Vox would see it and it would fuck with him?
I need to know because like why are you even there little red demon man if you're gonna be barely out of frame and looking away??
Either vox had two mugs made except one with extra text OR (and my personal headcanon) he rushed to write "FUCK ALASTOR" on his mug just before Stayed Gone.
#not hxh related sorry#don't mind me im still hung over on this show#Alastor in the last ep just DOES things to me okay#Angel Dust#Husk#charlie morningstar#Vaggie#sir pentious#Alastor#vox#lilith#hazbin hotel#Jades chats
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Yeah!!!!! Kartye!!!
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Picked out my favorite looks from my sketches and now they're going on a date
#wip#their height difference drives me insane btw#im not normal about it#charlie breaking her back just to kiss vaggie#im aware Vaggie's look would look better with heels but i feel like that's where she draw the line at femme clothing#like that woman definitely hates heels#tho i might look up cuter flats later#(sorry fashion isn't my strong suit)#hazbin hotel#chaggie
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Sorry boys fans should be called apologists
#sorry boys#wilbur soot#tommyinnit#charlie slimecicle#philza#ranboo#wearesorry#mcytblr#mcyt#improv#youtube#im so sleepy#i need them sleep gummies
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