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#IT’S THE DUALITY OF MAN
mishacakes · 1 year
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i just think theyre neat….
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One of my toxic traits is not only fully believing Sam Winchester has suffered more than Jesus Christo himself, but also Sam Winchester has suffered enough.
An example, his birth flower being lily of the valley.. WHY! It’s pretty but poisonous, are you trying to tell me that not only was he demon blood poisoned but his birth flower is literally poisonous on the inside as well? HAS HE NOT. SUFFERED. ENOUGH?? CAN HE NOT GO ONE DAY WITHOUT BEING REMINDED—
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boorishbint · 2 years
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Getting an anon message on here saying they like my stories while getting a comment on AO3 saying they wish they’d never read one in the same hour is honestly peak online experience
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dayoldpepsi · 6 months
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Just read a post with a whole hell of a lot of pics of the world basically burning down but that’s not the main point here, the main point is that in the “post similar to this one” there was a thirsty drawing of Tony the Tiger
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furiosophie · 10 months
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i think it's good to remember sometimes that at their core they're all fucking idiots
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selenityshiroi · 11 months
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Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'
'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'
'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'
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otterlyart · 7 months
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"The last thing you hear is… 'I don’t want to go back!'"
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disastervaxildan · 8 months
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my favorite thing about griffin as a dm is that he taught himself how to write and produce original music for taz but refused to learn the 5e ability checks
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thatone-highlighter · 7 months
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I love you albums. I love you songs connected by similar themes. I love you listening to songs in a specific order picked by the artist. I love you reoccurring motifs throughout the same album. I love you album covers. I love you albums with extended editions. I love you songs that reference each other.
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icaruspendragon · 4 months
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which do you think caused more damage; your father’s absence or your mother’s presence?
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haleyusesherwords · 10 months
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Brennan when the Queens realize he’s the villain:
“The dungeon master is a position of both collaborator and at times opponent”
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Brennan when his friends call him a villain:
“I’m all the bad guys”
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rebeccathenaturalist · 6 months
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Me: Cats are an invasive species that, when allowed to free-roam, slaughter massive numbers of native wildlife worldwide, are frequently subjected to horrible diseases, injuries, and deaths outdoors, and should only be allowed outdoors on leashes or in catios.
Also me: *trills to Random Outdoor Cat in the hopes it will come over so I can pet it*
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alwaysshallow · 3 months
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ghost is the type of man to text you randomly that if you'll ever cheat on him, he'll rip this man's bones from his flesh and will make riley run for them:/ you think it's the most romantic thing ever, your best friend calls him crazy.
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sillyfairygarden · 1 year
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[h20 voice] oh no, cleo!
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sneakingpasta · 2 days
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He’s coming over tonight!
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He’s coming over tonight
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arrokett · 2 months
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chibo save me chibo
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