#Im scared of everyone all the time. and unfortunately. this includes you

[pandoraslxna]

hiii omg i super fucking love ur step bro neteyam fic KALAMAKKAK the things it did to me 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 IM BEGGING for more  ゜・（ｘ ω ｘ）・゜。

Not good enough

Stepbro Neteyam x female Omaticaya reader

Words: 3.7k

Summary: Neteyam isn’t happy about the future mate his parents have chosen for you. Afterall, no one can compare to him.

Warnings: explicit smut, minors dni, stepcest (they’re not related by blood, reader is adopted), jealousy, extreme possessive behavior, light degradation kink, praise kink, queue play(?), creampie, Neteyam and reader are adults!, princess treatment, fingering, p in v

Notes: this can be read as a stand alone as well as a prequel to 'three is always unfortunate' 🫶🏻

Tarem was a good hunter and a well respected member of the omatikaya clan. Your stepparents were certain that he would make a good mate for you. And like the good and obedient daughter that you were, you agreed to anything your parents would ask for. You believed that they always knew what was best for you, and so you didn’t even doubt for one moment, that Tarem would be a good husband to you one day.

Neteyam on the other hand, was everything but happy about his parents pick. Truth be told, he wouldn’t approve any of his parents decisions regarding your future mate. He just didn’t believe that anyone was nearly good enough for his beloved stepsister. In his eyes, you were simply perfect and none of the men in his clan deserved to call you their mate. None of them were good enough for you.

So far, none of them had even dared to talk to you anyways –thanks to your big stepbrother of course. To everyone else, including his parents, he was just your overprotective brother and nobody dared to come in between you two.

Neteyam had always been a little more affectionate with you. If he could, he’d carry you around all day. He just loved to have you close, loved to show everyone else that you two were close. He would hug you whenever he could, he’d hold your hand or kiss your cheek, he would sneak inside your marui at night to cuddle with you and sometimes you did the same. He would even carry your stuff after you or do your chores, no matter how silly it may seemed because you were definitely capable of doing them on your own– but you wouldn’t need to lift a finger when he was around.

Neteyam was definitely a little possessive of you too. Whenever a man showed the slightest interest in you, whenever a man even dared to look in your direction– Neteyam was already standing behind you, scaring them away with only a glare.

But the future Tsahik would need a mate and since no one had dared to openly speak out their interest in you, your stepparents were left with no choice but to pick a mate for you themselves. Much to his annoyance. But he wouldn’t let just anyone come in between him and his favorite girl.

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Neteyam had been looking for you all morning, since you didn’t show up at his marui at the usual time. It was a little ritual of you and him, that no matter how busy you two were, you would always make time for each other for at least an hour a day. An hour that was spend strictly with one another and nobody else. You would ride your ikrans together, go on a little hunt, explore the forest, take a swim or just sit and talk for a while. Whatever you wanted to do. In all of these years, since his parents had adopted you, neither of you had ever missed out on this.

Which is why it drove him absolutely insane to see, that the reason you were late today, was another man. Tarem. The man that his parents had chosen to become your mate. The thought alone made his stomach twist in a tight knot. Why him? You were way too good for that guy! Neteyam was sure that he wouldn’t be able to treat you as good as he did. He was your big brother, your protector. He spoiled you whenever he could, may it be through gifts, words or actions. Neteyam always made sure that you knew you were his precious little princess. You were his.

Whatever you two were talking about quickly comes to an end, once Neteyam lays his arm around your shoulders, pulling you close to his side. Your face instantly lightens up when you see him, your big doe eyes looking up at him with so much love. "Neteyam, hey!", you greet him happily. But he wasn’t even looking at you. He was straight up glaring at the man standing in front of you both, with his ears flat against his head. He greets you with a small kiss to your temple, still glaring at that poor man. "I’ve been looking for my baby sister, thought you missed our date. Where have you been all morning, hm?" The eye contact he was holding with Tarem as he spoke was scary, yet you didn’t even realize. You somehow never realized when he did those things, blinded by the pure adoration and love you had for your older brother. "Oh, I’m so sorry 'Teyam. I’ve been talking to Tarem and totally forgot the time!" Neteyam knew you were speaking the truth. You would never lie to him.

Tarem swallows thickly, seemingly nervous before he greets your brother, "I see you, Neteyam. Great warrior, son of toruk makto and future olo’eyktan, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you."

"Save your breath", Neteyam quickly waves him off with a stern look on his face, "You’re not good enough for my little sister."

Almost immediately, your eyebrows furrow and you gasp, not used to your stepbrother being so unprovoked rude, "Neteyam!"

But before you can protest, he had already grabbed you by your upper arm and pulled you away, leaving a poor, dumbstruck Tarem behind.

Neteyam half marches and half carries you away from him, away from the village and to a lonely spot somewhere in the forest. It was rare to see him this angry, especially while you were near, which was why you‘d followed him without further questions or complains. But when he’d finally let your arm go, you couldn’t stay silent anymore.

"'Teyam, dad said—", you begin but your stepbrother was quick to interrupt you.

"I don’t care about what dad said. He’s not good enough for you. End of story." He was yelling at you and you can’t help the way your bottom lip begins to tremble. Neteyam had never yelled at you like this.

Once he realizes his mistake, he cups your face, his thumbs gently stroking over your cheeks. "Oh, cupcake don’t cry", he sighs, "I‘m sorry for yelling at you, I didn’t mean to."

"Are you mad at me?", you sniffle and Neteyam could feel his heart squeeze tight in his chest. He gives a small kiss to the tip of your nose before he reassures you, "I‘m not mad at you, I promise. But I don’t want you to spend any more time with that guy, okay? I don’t like him."

"But– But he’s supposed to become my mate! Dad said I should get to know him better before we—"

"So I‘m not enough for you?", he interrupts you again, "You have me, is your big bro not enough for you anymore?"

"You will always be enough for me, but…", you struggle to find the right words.

"But what? Why do you even need a mate when you have me? I can give you everything that he can and more. You don’t need him, he‘ll never be good enough for you anyways", he tells you and it sounded so desperate, like he was really scared to loose you to another man. Which was ridiculous, because you would always be his.

"‘Teyam, you know that’s not what this is about…", you sigh, leaning against the warm touch of his palms that were still holding your face.

"What? Because he can fuck you?", Neteyam scoffs and your eyes widen in shock, your cheeks instantly burning up in bright red. "Neteyam!"

"You think I can’t do that?", he tilts his head and some of his braids sway over his shoulder with the movement, "You think the only thing your big bro can’t give you is a good fuck and that’s why you’re so desperate to find yourself a mate, hm?"

Your mouth opens and closes, but no words seem to come out as you stare at him, dumbstruck. Neteyam looks at you, a smug grin on his face and it takes several seconds for you to gather your thoughts and form and coherent response. "T-That’s not what I meant!"

"Is it not?", he smiles as if he already knew the answer to it, "I know you better than you know yourself, sweetheart. I know everything about you. I know all your dirty little secrets, all the things you like and the things you don’t. I know that the name you whimper in your sleep isn’t his and you know damn well that he isn’t the one you want."

"That’s not true!", you protest, "Mum and dad have chosen him for me and, and—"

"Do you think he could even make you cum?" He was straight up teasing you now. He didn’t even try to hide it anymore, inching closer with every word. With every step that he took closer to you, you took a step back –until your back made contact with the trunk of a big tree.

"That guy couldn’t make you feel the way that I would, if you’d just gave me chance to proof it", Neteyams voice was low as he continued, "I could make you feel so good, baby. Just let your big brother show you how you’re supposed to be treated, yeah?"

You swallow thickly at his words and you don’t even mean to, but your gaze lands on his lips for just a split second and thats all he needed from you. He almost looses himself right there when he crashes his lips against yours. Your small arms wrap themselves around his neck and you desperately try to make yourself taller by standing on your tip toes, holding him as close as you can and he can’t help but chuckle against your lips. The kiss is soft at first, almost lovingly, but Neteyam‘s starving– starving for you. He barely gave you time to breathe before he was curling his tongue around yours. Your lips are smooth, warm and you taste so incredibly sweet that he groans into the kiss.

When Neteyam eventually breaks away, you mindlessly tried to chase his lips before your eyes fluttered open and you looked up at him, face flushed red, lips swollen and wet with salvia. You looked like a desperate mess, all for him and no one else. The sight alone was almost too much for him to handle.

His hands then slowly begin to untie your top, but when it falls to the ground, you instinctively cross your arms over your chest in an attempt to cover yourself. Your brother playfully tsks at that, "Don’t get shy on me now, pretty girl. There’s nothing I haven’t seen before anyways." And you know he was right. He had seen you naked countless of times, when you were swimming together or bathed in the river or when it was simply too hot to sleep with any clothes on.

Hesitantly, you lower your arms and expose your chest to him. A smile stretches over his lips at the sight of your soft looking breasts and he reaches out to touch and knead them. His thumb gently brushes over your nipple to pull these sweet little gasps out of you. The ones that he usually only heard when you were having those special kind of dreams or were touching yourself, without knowing that your stepbrother was just pretending to be asleep right next to you.

When he tugs on your nipple, you can’t help the moan fall from your parted lips and Neteyam could feel his cock throb at the sound. He then makes quick work getting rid of the only piece of clothing he wore, discarding his loincloth to the mossy forest floor. Your gaze instantly falls to his cock, standing hard and proud in the air. There was already a bead of pre-cum forming at the tip and you can’t help the way your mouth waters from just looking at it. Neteyam seems to realize that as well, now leaning in close so his lips were almost touching your ear as he spoke, "C‘mon, baby, touch it. It’s okay."

Carefully, you reach your hands out to touch his hard length. He‘s heavy in your palms, too big for you to entirely close your hands around it. You give him an experimental stroke, ever so slowly that his hips buck and you could feel it twitch in your hands. Neteyam grunts in pleasure. The friction of your soft palms was so pleasurable to him, that some of his pre-cum spilled over and dribbled down to land on your thigh. "Yeah just like that. See, I’m all hard for you", he whispers against the shell of your ear and you shudder, clenching your thighs together to gain some desperately needed friction yourself.

He buries his face in the crook of your neck, where your skin is so soft and he can’t help but kiss and suck on it, leaving dark purple marks for Tarem to see and hopefully make him never want to talk to you ever again.

"'Teyam", you really had the nerve to whimper his name like that, like a plea for him to do something– anything, whatever he’d like. You would take it all, he was sure of it. Because you were his good girl. The absolute best.

"What’s wrong, my precious baby sister, hm? Tell me what you want", he says with a grin on his face and your cheeks turn pink as you’re forced to word it out. "M-More, please. Want more…" It’s barely above a whisper but Neteyam knows. He would know what you need, even without words.

His fingers slip under the waistline of your loincloth and he pulls it down, leaving you completely exposed before him. Neteyam‘s eyes widen slightly and then his eyes are narrowing in on you, like a predator catching sight of its prey, as he took you all in. Your tail nervously sways from side to side as you squirm under his intense gaze.

"You’re so pretty, baby", he sighs, his eyes fixed on your core, "There’s no way anyone else will ever be allowed to see that cute little pussy of yours, except for me." He then reaches out and gently slides a finger through your folds, collecting your slickness and smearing it up to your clit, where he lazily rubs a few slow circles. Instantly, your hips jerk forward to meet his touch.

Knowing that he was the reason for the slickness between his stepsisters legs made Neteyam feel dizzy. At first you were subtle about it, but now you desperately tried to grind against his palm, tears pricking at your eyes when his touch isn't enough anymore.

Neteyam chuckles and closes his teeth around your earlobe, briefly. He’s careful with the sharp tips of his canine grazing across your skin and you shiver under his touch again.

He hisses when he finally slides a finger into your waiting cunt and you moan, so sweet that it makes his cock twitch in your palms. He swiftly adds another finger, his pace increasing as he brings you to a begging, tear-eyed mess. The sound of your whines and moans start to increase in volume, your hands leaving his cock to find leverage on his arms. He adds his thumb to draw tight circles on the tiny pearl between your folds and instantly, he feels your knees buckle.

With a sound somewhere between a laugh and a purr, he curves his fingers a little more and thrusts them faster, matching the rhythm of his thumb until you’re moaning his name like a prayer.

"See how good I can make you feel? You think Tarem could do that?", he asks rhetorically and with a smug grin on his face. He could feel that you were close, your spongy walls pulling his digits further in and then he flicks his thumb one last time and you falls apart with a silent scream. "There you go, my sweet girl", he encourages and holds you firm against the tree trunk when your legs finally give out, "That’s it. Feels so fucking good right? Hm I bet it does, can feel you squeeze my fingers." You can only nod your head at that, face flushed and teeth biting into your lower lip to prevent yourself from being too loud.

He then slides his fingers out of you, in awe of the strings of slick connecting them. Your legs feel like jelly and you have to stable yourself on his forearms, your breathing still rapid from your orgasm. Neteyam leans forward to whisper lowly in your ear, "I‘m gonna make you feel even better now, would you like that? You’re gonna let your big bro fuck you?"

"Y-Yes", you splutter, a little ashamed that you answered him so quickly, "Please 'Teyam, I need it so bad."

"I know, baby, I know", he chuckles lightly.

His hands blindly find the underside of your knees and then he lifts you off the ground. You clutch to him, your arms thrown around his neck and legs instinctively wrapped around Neteyam’s middle. Like this, you could already feel the thick head of his cock prodding against your slick entrance. With both hands on your bottom, he carefully sinks you down on his length. He presses himself past your tight opening and further inside and relishes in the obscene sounds that you make. He let’s you whine at the stretch, moan with the effort of taking his cock and sweat beading on your forehead. "You’re so tight. Fuck– but you’re taking me so well, like you were made for me. That cute little pussy was made to take my cock, just mine and no one else’s", he moans once he has fully bottomed out.

Your stepbrother fucks you in shallow thrusts at first. Three inches in before he draws all the way out. You cling to his shoulders, your thighs framing his hips. It’s just moans and heavy breathing and the sound of flesh against flesh echoing through the forest for a while.

Vaguely, you feel yourself leak more and more of your slickness and your body welcomes him with every stroke. Snapping his hips forward, you moan out loud. Each pounding thrust he gives you knocks the very air from your lungs and you can feel yourself tightening even more. He slowly begins to set up a brutal rhythm, pistoning in and out of your body roughly, the tip of his cock pressing against your g-spot at just the right angle.

"'Teyam, feel’s so good, you’re gonna make me cum", you brabble out between high pitched moans. Hearing you call his name like that when you were squeezing him so tight had awakened a very primal part of him. Neteyam wants to mark you, to claim you, and so he reaches behind your back, feeling for your braided hair. With your tswin in hand, he presents those tiny, pinkish tendrils in front of your face. Your eyes widen when he sticks his salvia covered tongue out, teasing to touch them. "N-No, not there it’s— ah!", you squeak when he actually does, your tendrils making contact with that warm, wet muscle and it felt like he was actually fucking your brain out now. Simultaneously, his cock thrusts up into you and you choke on a moan. "Yes, yes right– right there, right there", you could feel that familiar, addicting, tension building up in your core and like the teasing big brother that he was, Neteyam chuckles.

He retreats his tongue, but swiftly moves to grab his own tswin and holds both of their ends close together. The tips of your tendrils dare to touch at any second and you’re too lost in your own pleasure to even think about the consequences. The coil in your stomach tightens dangerously, prompting you to curl your toes while he presses you harder against the tree. Your back stings from the friction of your soft skin against the rough bark, but you’re far too fucked out to care.

"Where, baby? Right here?", Neteyam thrusts up in you particularly hard and— he connects them, forming the tsaheylu bond.

Neteyam watches your eyes roll back into your head, your mind completely overcome by the sensations coursing through your body that you’re unable to respond to him with words, while his own eyes dilate. Both of you were now feeling not only your own, but also the other ones pleasure. And that’s enough to finally drive you over the edge. You cum with a sound that’s a mixture between a sob and a moan and your arms around him tighten enough to make him unable to breathe for a few seconds.

"Holy shit", Neteyam groans as he continues to pound into you, unable to think of anything else asides from the way your walls tighten around his throbbing cock. "Gonna cum inside you. Can’t hold back, I just need to fill you up, gonna fuck my cum into you and— ah shit!" He plunges into you, one, two, three more times and then follows you, coming with a groan of your name, his head thrown back and eyes squeezed shut. He fills you with his cum, all the way to the hilt and he could literally feel you feel it, thanks to the tsaheylu bond connecting you both.

He shivers once he has pumped the last bit of his pleasure into you, feeling it leak around his cock and dribble down his balls.

"Fuck", Neteyam exhales a shaky breath, once’s he’s able to form articulated words again, "You better keep it in there, pretty girl. Want you to walk back to Tarem with my cum dripping down your legs and tell him to fuck off, understand?"

You could only hum in agreement, a tired sigh leaving your lips as you continued to cling to him, relishing in the warmth and comfort of his body as he held you close.

#avatar 2 #avatar #avatar the way of water #avatar way of water #awow #neteyam #neteyam sully #neteyam x omaticaya!reader #neteyam x y/n #neteyam x sister!reader #neteyam x reader #atwow neteyam #neteyam x na'vi!reader #neteyam x female reader

[princess-of-the-corner]

Questions for Princess Bee au, since you said you were following but soft rewriting events in S4 and S5, if these are things that you've thought of:

How does Lila's whole 'three mom scam + lair in the catacombs' thing work? Are you ignoring it bc of how nonsensical it is? Bc like, the only way I personally can think to make that plot work at all, au or cannon, is by using that 'Lila has been a Senti the whole time who was made a long time ago with the purpose of stirring up shit and antagonizing Miraculous users and that how she's pulling everything off' idea that someone brought up a while ago.

Is the Derision prank being ignored or rewritten? I know you hate it and the episode, and Chloe being Heather Chandler levels of cruel and feared pre-Origins is not gonna be a thing in this, but the prank itself doesn't seem much worse than some of the stuff Chloe did in S1, at least to me, so im curious what you're gonna do with that

((is Kim still gonna be dumber than two turnips in a rain barrel?))

What happened with Gabriel? Are you keeping him going full bastard post-Miracle Queen, or going to go the HC route with him? If you're settled on the Wish being used by Adrienette to stop him, I'm assuming he soundly lost, no statue or being remembered as a hero for him. Is he in jail?

((Also, is Natalie just dead if Gabriel didn't get the Wish?))

If you're keeping Feligami but making it a bit healthier, are you working with them and Adrien being Sentimonsters, or is that being thrown out?

Okay so! Lotta things!

Lila may be put on a slight backburner for now. I will scrap the three moms plot, because that's just??? How the fuck does she pull that off?? As far as Canon, she was still a teen who was going down a dark path and in this AU she unfortunately didn't get help and has continued said dark path. How much she's done in the meantime is up in the air, but having her still as a con artist is probably on the table. That said, I need to hammer out her motivations and what she plans to do should she get the Miraculous because like. As petty as she is I'm not going to say she's still miffed about Marinette calling her on her shit.

Derision is.... kinda both? I have a rewrite for this anyway but short version: yes Chloé was a bully and pulled pranks. This was another prank. No, not everyone was scared of her it's still the Origins-level and the prank wasn't quite as cruel because no feelings were involved(also maybe fake spiders instead of real ones). I'm saving Kim's character by 1.) having him semi-unaware of the prank? LIke Chloé tells him they're pulling a prank and he's on board but he doesn't know what's in the box and also 2.) afterward he's like 'yeah no that one was mean' instead of 'it's just a prank bro!'. Mari was hurt by it but not Super Extremely Traumatized™, and it has nothing to do with her stalking Adrien(that was just her being a bit lovesick and she addresses it in a much healthier way another time)

Gabriel is.... a bit up in the air. I am going with his Season 4-5 self so I'm not redeeming him. I can't /quite/ figure out a way he'd win that would have Mari and Adrien resort to using the Wish to stop him without having him use the Wish first and they reverse it. So either they reverse his Wish, or Gabriel's Wish in the first place included blocking all of the other Miraculous Users from being able to use the Miraculous so they can't undo his Wish. I'll debate on what to do with this one, and we also debate on Emilie and Nathalie's fates. If they reverse the Wish then Gabriel's probably alive but in jail and the Team would spend time finding how to fix Emilie and Nathalie(probably gonna be nice and fix them). If it's just Gabe gets the Wish and blocks them from fixing it, then he's dead but Nathalie and Emilie are fixed. Sill have to debate on /how/ he manages to get the Wish because I don't want Marinette to be a fucking moron but ya know.

I am working with the Sentikids plot! But I'm adjusting a few things!!

1.) Adrien, Felix and Kagami are Special and the other Sentis aren't Sapient Beings, so there's no moral issue over how many Mari killed or Felix making tool ones like Red Moon and OUAT. With this also comes the option to free them from their Amok's control.

2.) I'm having Tomoe be a lot better. She loves Kagami, though she did have her business deals with Gabriel. She's not as much a part of the supervillain thing past 'Gabriel has the Peacock and he can snap my daughter out of existence so I will do what he asks'. She's far from perfect, but her hands are tied for a while. And even when Felix gets the Peacock, not only is she unsure of if Felix is a threat to Kagami or not, but she's also in too deep and if Gabriel goes down so does she

3.) I'm bringing Felix's whole thing down a LOT of notches. He doesn't hate all of Humanity, he just hates the few in specific who treat him and the others like tools. So in Emotion, he only kills Gabriel and Tomoe, knowing Gabriel is like Colt and assuming Tomoe is as well when he finds out Kagami is a Senti. He does realize he's wrong later when he's eavesdropping and trying to find ways to get Kagami out of her situation and sees that her mother loves her. Their romance is also more slowburn instead of immediately hooking up.

Also an overall change: Adrien knows about what's going on and we have a proper reveal goddamn it!!

#princess bee

[supermightyglue]

omgg im so obsessed with your jackass oc’s. i dont have a specific headcanon request but could you write more about a main cast girl?

yesssss yes !! & thank u sm that means the world <3 i have many more ideas and am gonna post actual headcanons and stuff but for now take this very random and very specific shit

her nickname is pissbaby. i have said it before but i must say it again so everyone is aware. she got it growing up and tbh there isn’t a real reason for it other than the fact that she has pissed herself a few times

went to the met gala with knox (was def invited before he was tho)

braids pontius’ hair a lot. does his hair in general. she’s good with hair styling nd even cuts her own

was the one to receive the off road tattoo

is always paired with knox (and tremaine sometimes) for press shit

has a lot of modeling/movie offers but tbh she just wants to skate and do stunts and travel and hang out with her guys

ik i said she cant cook but i changed my mind. cooking is lowkey her love language. she’s a vegetarian but doesn’t mind cooking meat if someone wants it. a long day filming? invites everyone over and cooks for them.

doesnt cook for herself tho. the queen of struggle meals. buys a lot of cereal

also always let’s ppl crash at her place. pontius is there a lot cuz the whole living in his van situation. he and steve were in her (iconic) cribz ep

present for most of the wildboyz trips even if she didn’t appear in the episode. she loves animals and traveling and learning about other cultures so it was like heaven for her

CRAZY stupid .. like, almost as bad as knoxville. she somehow was able to get in the bullpen and it scared the shit out of everyone (especially steve o)

honestly she doesn’t like fucking with animals and doesn’t wanna do anything to hurt them. she feels bad for certain things they do and regrets stressing them out

and she can be really sweet, but with animals? she is practically a different person. she turns into such a softie

has a few doggies. all rescues and with disabilities because she gets sad when people don’t want them

probably closest to the wildboyz, especially pontius. but knox too, and dunn <3

super fond of preston too. he’s so sweet and she can’t help but adore him

ppl swear either chris or pj is her soulmate (myself included nd i cant decide who pls help me)

always down for skate sessions

is sponsored by powell peralta (and is kinda at war with bam because he thinks his element sponsorship is better)

very fashionable. an it girl. (again, i picture her as devon aoki)

super scrappy and will fight a grown man

she knows how to fall because she’s a skater but she also has gotten some GNARLY injuries. usually to her head. always has bruises

knows first aid and she isn’t a medic obv but she has been SUPER helpful in certain situations

literally unable to drive, and yet, she drove for part of the gumball rally .. she managed to genuinely scare the guys. she doesn’t have her license for a reason.

one of those ppl who genuinely does not need deodorant but unfortunately the smell of jackass clings to her

has a lot of girl friends. she is a girl supremacist. we don’t blame her.

she can be really mean sometimes but most of it is on accident. she just doesn’t have a filter. the guys don’t really care tho, she fits in

ska music enthusiast. and a deadhead

so she doesn’t puke and doesn’t get grossed out HOWEVER she refuses to take part in that yucky shit. hell no. that’s what crosses the line.

once the guys collected a cup of their mixed sweat and poured it on her and she has never been so mad. like, she gets mad, she has a temper, but she lost her shit in a way that she never has before. made them turn off the camera. knoxville was the one to pour it—no one else was brave enough. tremaine was even on the fence about it. she ended up breaking knox’s nose. he was a good sport about it. they didn’t fuck with her in that way ever again

she can be kinda mean but it’s usually on accident cuz she has no filter. but for the most part the guys don’t give a fuck and it’s funny

interviewers and paps can be really really rude and sexist and the guys can’t help but get pissed and say stuff because they love her. BUT they also know that no one is better at defending her than she is. don’t fuck with her. ever. she will practically end someone’s career. she does not give a shit

#shit i write #my ocs #pissbaby #jackass #wildboyz #jackass fics #jackass oc #jackass fic #jackass x reader #jackass headcanons #jackass fluff #bam margera #johnny knoxville #chris pontius #ryan dunn #dave england #steve o #danger ehren #preston lacy #wee man

[lostinvasileios]

so... im scared of demons... specifically satan. but, i want to work with him.. am i just being delusional about working with him if im afraid of him?

Hi there, bee!! Thank you for being brave enough to ask. 💛🌺

No, honeydrop, you aren't delusional or anything of the sort for being afraid. Satan, just like the rest of the Ars Goetia/underworld residents, they've unfortunately been villainized and most of us have been conditioned to fear them at all costs.

But, I promise you, there's no need to be afraid of Satan or any other of the infernal deities.

I've met Satan, I actively hang around him from time to time. And he's nothing but kind. He's nothing but wise, someone warm to be around in your coldest moments, someone tough to lean on when you feel as if you can't walk. He'll help you up when you're ready, and shield you while you're down.

He's quite handsome, too. Haha.

If you desire to work with Satan, go for it! Feel it out and see what happens between you two. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if a deity doesn't want to work with you or anything of the sort, they'll let you know. If you feel drawn to him in one way or another, it's most definitely worth checking out.

A lot of the time, we have to deconstruct the fears we've been fed before we can enter deity work. And, believe me, it took me some time to be able to work with angels, or infernals, comfortably. Unlearning something is very, very difficult to do. And it's incredibly admirable for you to be stepping out of that comfort zone to try and rebuild yourself.

To be quite honest here, when Satan first appeared to me, I was startled. I didn't expect him, to be honest. I never thought of working with him. He, along with Baphomet, were deities I wanted to interact with, but - never put in motion. My deities have a habit of popping up out of the blue, lol.

But, despite how much I had learned about infernals and how normal they got to me, he still was... Mm... Surprising? Now, when he first came to me, I was - in my very early teens, I'm pretty sure. A while back. I was going through a hell of a lot, and my journey was pretty much rocketing.

I was going through my first trial, my patience one. And he - I'll... Never forget how helpful he was, and still is. He's so very gentle, he's so very understanding. When he first came, I was aware of who he was - but doubtful. And in my state of - panic, you could say, I ended up swatting at his hand when he reached to me to try and ease my worriedness. I immediately began to apologize when it had sunk in what I did, fearful he might've - I dunno - called me some slurs? I don't realistically remember what I was so afraid of. But, the point is, he didn't do anything I expected him to. Regardless of my irrationality, he still stuck around for this long. He still loves and cares for me.

Yes, just like every other deity to ever exist, he's complex and beyond our comprehension, he's intricate and different for everyone. But, if you approach him, if you approach any deity, with kindness, respect, curiosity, ect - you'll be fine. Apologize when it's due, allow them to teach and love you, allow yourself to grow with them. Don't put too much pressure on yourself to rush the process of healing, or the process of anything really. Because nobody has the expectations that you think they do for you.

Except to live.

Live, grow, rest, cry, laugh, whatever. They want you to experience. And if you feel Satan is the right deity to do that with, then by all means, I encourage you to answer that calling.

Not all deities are bad, not all deities are good, they aren't - defined by such terms. One of my unnamed spouses said to me how our ways of communication, like numbers, alphabets, ect do not apply to them. This also includes things like purity, and evilness. They are not contained by those categories. Because they have their own - inexplainable, celestial systems things.

Apologies if I went a bit overboard here, lol - I hope it helped! I wish you the best on your deity journey. 🫧❤️

#to: satanas #witchcraft #witch advice #deities #deity work #deity witch #mother witch advice #theistic satanist #theistic satanism #satanism #satan deity #satan #deity advice #deity comfort #beginner witch tips #beginner witch

[nerves-nebula]

I gotta say it’s definitely a Choice decision to have the brothers come across THAT memory immediately after the last memory of Leo acting like a major dickwad to Donnie

The absolute perfect storm for hella mixed up emotions that’s for sure

tho I gotta ask do at least ONE of the turtles attempt to immediately kill or attack Splinter as soon as the memory debacle is over? I know Leo of course would stop them, poor kid is still unfortunately very attached the Bastard but like still? would the others make that attempt? or at least trigger “The Reason Why You Suck” speech we’ve all been waiting for?

i’ll be honest i just really want see the boys finally knock their shitty shitty dad down a couple hundred pegs, push him off his high horse for once even if nothing meaningful changes afterwards between their dynamics

oversharing a little but many many times i’ve had screaming matches with my family and sometimes it would feel oddly cathartic because occasionally i would actually feel somewhat listened too afterwards?? and then would actually get better and be peaceful???

unfortunately that peace was almost always short lived and then everyone (i’m not above admitting that I include myself in that statement) would regress back to the same old shitty habits that makes living together so hellish for us all (

yea i just think its fun to hit em with the one two punch of Leo Being The Worst and Leo Being Abused. Just to really hammer home how much this situation SUCKS lmao.

I don't think anyone of them would try to kill Splinter, or even attack him tbh. but I can see Mikey blowing up at Splinter over supposedly unrelated shit afterwards. Like, he's mad at Splinter and he's mad at everyone but they all just kind of unspokenly agreed to not talk about it. And it'd be unfair and cruel to leo (no matter how shitty leo is) to bring it up.

Mikey is the most confrontational when it comes to Splinter. Raph is the one who tries to reason with their dad, but they're all pretty scared of him, so Mikey is really the only one who, like, SCREAMS at him. and this memory adventure shit would probably make Mikey furious at him for weeks afterwards so. it'd be unpleasant hah.

honestly tho it'd be a bit hard for me to write that cause im more of the Shut Down and Wait For It To Be Over because I'm Scared Of Yelling type of person. my siblings did the screaming matches. At most I would have a slightly heated/frustrated argument.

#nnstuff #ask #asks are sweethearts #teenage mutant neglected turtles #tmnt mikey #tmnt leo

[caelum-et-ocean]

This is getting a bit long and emotional so i’m gonna put a cut in case you don’t wanna read all of it

tldr: i’m reflecting on my time on tumblr and thanking some people (DW IM NOT QUITTING, I JUST FEEL LIKE BEING NICE TODAY LOL)

i’ve always felt like i could always just be my true self here on tumblr ngl. like, i could be free to just post about whatever interest i had and then i wouldn’t get insulted or bullied for it 😭

i remember being super scared to even start posting about Yuurivoice in the beginning since i thought i would get teased for liking asmr, but i was pleasantly surprised with how kind and accepting everyone was!!

now that all this time has passed, i would like to say that i am really, really glad that i was able to make so many friends here, and i love how we all made such a great community 🫶🫶

i’m doing some individual shout outs now, i’m sorry if you weren’t included here, these are just the people that really made all the difference in my little tumblr journey

@tqnk and @milosirlgf i think i already said this in jay’s inbox before but no joke, you two were the reason i wanted to make a tumblr account and start posting here LMAO

i think i still remember both of your old urls (i believe they were hhawks and gay-jay?) and i also really enjoyed seeing both of your posts when i first started listening!!

you’re both really funny and amazing to talk to, and i’m glad i got the chance to be able to meet both of you personally!

@p0pp3t and @sweetangle8 I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCHHH Una you were also one of my first moots LOL Both of you always make me so happy when I see you <33

And Tallu, you were the entire reason i actually gained the courage to start tuning into calls on Discord + being able to form a closer bond with everyone else, so thank you so much for that! You and Una brighten my day every time I talk to you, and I love all the jokes we end up making, whether it’s about Redacted david specifically or OCs!!

@anunmarkedface You are honestly such an amazing person to talk with, especially about Redacted, OCs, and just general topics! I love how you care about everyone in our group, and how you always know the right thing to say to people when they need it. You are one of the best people I’ve met, and I’m glad to have you as my friend :D

@yourunderratedbix I love hearing your stories and interests on call so much! You’re a really sweet and funny person to talk to, and even if we don’t speak too much personally, it still makes me happy whenever we do have those times! (Btw I also loved seeing your outfit plans for theme parks)

@lunamoff You’re a really cool person to talk to in general! Even though we unfortunately don’t share many interests outside Redacted and Yuurivoice, it’s still interesting to see you talk about other things you like (even if it takes me some time to process it lol)

@sethsbooblicker (nice username) You make my day every time we talk LOL I love your art, and your personally is just as amazing!! You make everyone feel happier whenever you start talking in the GC or in the server and I enjoy reading our chats together

@eulogylullaby Aaaa I love it whenever we talk!! ^^ Whether it’s about Redacted or Limbus, I always end up feeling really happy inside whenever we speak! You’re such a kind person, and I always feel like it’s really easy for me to open up to you and just be myself, even if our interests are completely different

People who I also have a special place in my heart for (but just don’t know how to express my thoughts without repeating too many details from above snelsnwlsnw):

@sunfl0wer-h0ur @bunrubyy @oceanlue @outofthebluemoon @peacefullibrarian @rose-the-witch1 @emmaoftoomanyfandoms @4letteraroace @phantom-face @blissful-clown

thank you again for making all of these memories with me, i love you all so much <33

#ALSO IF U WERENT TAGGED WE EITHER NEVER SPOKE OR I JUST DONT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU #i remember when i became mutuals with most of the people here hehe #also aaaaa sorry if i worded any of this weirdly i’m a bit tired rn </3 #calypso’s stardust dump #calypso💞everyone

[pansyboybloom]

What is is like going to the gyno while trans? I’m 19 and haven’t gone to one before, as a trans person the idea scares me. I don’t mind being referred to as a girl or women and I’ve accepted it’s not something I can change in my life right now, but I know the whole situation of being at a gyno will make me start to feel even worse about my situation. Do you have any tips on hyping myself up before and then calming down after wards?

so, it really depends on your doctor imo. I've worked with mine since I was 19, and while I don't necessarily like her, I trust her to respect me and my body. i went through my local lgbt clinic to find her via requesting some recommendations for trans/nb experienced and affirming gynos, and made sure to contact her ahead of time to let her know any and every detail she might need regarding my gender to make our appointment go more smoothly, including anything medical ive had done or plan to do. Obviously, this is the best-case scenario and not possible for everyone, but if you're in the central texas/austin area i def recommend the Texas health action's list of trans-friendly doctors. I see dr. kaufmen and even if she's a bit cold, she's always been respectful.

as for getting there and hyping up/down, unfortunately, im not the best to ask. i have a major fear of doctors and extreme dysphoria regarding others touching my genitalia so i usually cry the entire time :| but bringing a trusted friend to hold your hand and getting ice cream (or other treats) as a reward is what i do! Does anybody else have tips they'd be willing to share? i'd super appreciate it

all and all, having people to help affirm your gender prior to and after the appointment helps the most for me. it's very personal and takes time to find what works and what doc you like, but gyno health is important, esp if you start T. it doesn't get talked abt as much as id like, but t can cause vaginal atrophy (which is fully treatable!) and trans people w vaginas often develop vaginismus, which is when trauma/sex anxiety/fear of penetration/dysphoria causes an involuntary tightening of the pelvic floor, causing extreme pain and difficulty during penetrative sex, and so talking to a gyno can be helpful to have a healthy sex life. also, cancer screenings are important, so finding a way to make the gyno work for you, while hard, is really necessary!

Anyway, off my soapbox. if anyone else has advice, pls pls pls reply/reblog/send an ask in!!

[eldritch-spouse]

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE HUMANFUCKER!WYRM LORE IM SO IMVESTED ON THIS??? MY EYES ARE NOW WIDE OPEN WHEN I FINISHED READING THAT POST IM ON MY KNEES PINNIE

I NEED TO KNOW MORE

FINALLY. YES YES YES- An opportunity to be unhinged about Wyrm. Give me a sec, all these thoughts are scrampled and I need to make them sensical.

First, I have to say that a good portion of this is heavily based on Hoops, String and Other Placebos, so no, the concept is not entirely mine at all. Also, this is insanely off-character and canon. It's also made with a female reader in mind.

Putting this very long mess under a read more...

So, quite like the fic, reader gets somehow thrown into this unknown world full of sentient bugs and whatnot, yadda yadda- A very painful adaptation process follows wherein you have to learn to live there, and blend in. I have in my head that you spent a good portion of your first months or so here known as a "beast" from the depths of Deepnest. You're much bigger than basically every bug in this entire place, not to mention a lot more dense and therefore stronger, so not much constitutes as a threat to you. To survive, you probably had to eat bugs at some point. Because, let's face it, these poor people never saw a human before, they're either scared shitless or attempt to kill you anyway. You don't feel too bad about it, telling yourself you act in self-defense.

You eventually start gathering the material possessions of perished bugs, including one who had a mask big enough that it could fit on your face. You've also befriended a small group of weaverlings by tentatively feeding them. I have a design for the way the reader "looks" in this scenario.

Let me explain a few things about you.

To the few bugs that have bothered to know your person, you are addressed as Venne, or Woevenne. You coined the name when you were pressured to introduce yourself, remembering your weaverlings and the reputation you had acquired along time as a strange "bug" with many woes. At the time, it sounded ridiculous to you, but everyone you got to know seemed to accept it instantly, some even going as far as to compliment it. The mask you wear is one you picked up from a long-perished husk, painting a couple of patterns on it both out of creative impulse and to distinguish yourself from the previous bug who wore it, in case anyone could recognize the mask. The cloaks you wear share tints of red, purple and pink, you've mastered how to arrange them in a way that leaves no inch of skin exposed. Even when your hands must be used, your weaverlings managed to craft very delicate silk gloves that hide the coloration of your skin- Though nothing can mask the malleable nature of your digits/hands;

You avoid speaking for a multitude of reasons. You've learned from experience that your voice carries itself in a much more imposing way than any other bug's. They say you're loud, that the vibrations of your vocalizations resonate within rooms, shake the people near you. You never thought being "too clear" was a real issue, but it seems that is the case. This tends to intimidate most bugs, with some either branding you a beast or questioning if you are of higher status. Not only that, human voices apparently have a wider range of pitch than a good portion of bug vocal chords, the ranges your voice can reach beffudle some bugs. Noises such as whistling, clicking your tongue and popping your lips rise unwanted attention as well. You have taken to remaining quiet for the most part to not raise suspicion, though unfortunately, this silence makes others fear you more when paired with different uncanny features of yours;

As I mentioned before, you hold a level of strength that is concerning to most bugs in Hallownest. Even if certain breeds are bigger and wider than you, they are nowhere near as compact and dense as a human. You could lift a watcher knight if you tried, you could rend their flesh from its shell. You can and have cracked the masks of many, deformed chitin beyond repair even. It is easy to kill bugs, have you ever a need for such. It's not much of a problem, since you avoid touch as much as possible. Direct contact with you will instantly let others know you are "weirdly soft" and inordinately warm. Bugs will still gawk when you casually move something that would otherwise require a herculean level of strength for them. Sometimes you have to pretend to be burdened, not that you're very good at it;

Most bug magic does nothing to you. This is purely because their brand of magic requires a connection to function properly. A projectile blade cannot pierce you because you have no "soul" which is compatible with the attack, therefore it simply phases through your person as if you are nonexistent. Healing magic also does little to nothing for you, so that's a downside. Regal seals meant to block pathways will have no effect for you either, you can venture into places that are usually off-limits for all and can even touch or harm objects supposedly protected by high-level seals. This makes you a bit of a hazard, and it is one of the blaring clues to others that you may not be a bug at all. Are you overpowered? Yes. Do I care? No, it's funny, let me be cringe;

You tower over most bugs. Including the Pale King. You're basically almost as big as Root herself.

Changes I made to the Pale King

My ""interpretation"" of PK is not canon compliant physically speaking thanks to the height I have given him. Everything else about his structure can be excused and safely incorporated given he wears robes that eclipse basically his entire form. What I can try to do, is use degeneracy to explain this sudden development (because, let's face it, at the end of the day this is largely made for porn purposes). Like sure, in the beginning Wyrm is rather small and rounded, maybe even quite worm-like, but he honestly dislikes his incarnation in spite of what his wife and consorts may have to say regarding it. Selfish as he is, he finds a way to induce changes in his form, via the bodies of others. Hence why he initially starts eating others. It started as just criminals going missing, but as his form shifts to something more regal and desirable, his appetite opens up and he starts taking people that just get on his nerves, then vessels, then just outright random bugs. Hence why he suddenly starts gaining a lot more height and refined structure in his form. He grows stronger and elegant the more he consumes. When asked about it, Wyrm excuses it all on a molting process that's been a long time coming;

Coming as a surprise to probably no one, I made Wyrm into a bit of an arrogant cock, a very fake king who seems calm, collected and benevolent to his subjects but is actually a very rotten, angry man deep down. You get to see this basically in your first moments alone with him.

How you get to meet him

I'll admit, since I never took this too seriously, there's a gap in logic I haven't quite worked out here yet, which is how exactly you get in contact with the king.

My current vein of thought is that someone discovers you're not a bug in public and gets a scene started, guards are called to capture you. Afraid of certain death, you retaliate, eventually accidentally killing someone in your attempts to break free, before you're swiftly hit unconscious by someone who finally manages to fetch enough blunt force to knock you out. The reason you're directly lead to the king is because you're deemed too dangerous to stay with just trained guards, seeing as you easily ripped one to shreds, and the rest only managed to get you because you froze in shock at your own actions. The King is probably strong enough to handle you, they think, plus he'll know what to do with the likes of you.

The thing is, you're delivered to Wyrm's office during a phase where he's extremely stressed out for a variety of reasons. The infection's spreading, his subjects are starting to question him, and his marriage with the queen is hanging by a very thin thread due to both their actions in an effort to stop the infection. Wyrm doesn't want to have to deal with this supposed ""beast"" that honestly just looks like a large, quiet bug to him. You're even civil, whatever is the point about making such a fuss, can't his people see he has bigger fish to fry?! Of course they can't, because they're like needy, dependent, intolerable children who can't do anything for themselves! Nonetheless, he thinks about simply executing you, but he's sure you'll be hard to kill, and Monomon would likely strangle him if he didn't let her have a chance to study you up close. But Wyrm doesn't have the time to make preparations to send you over either, there's just no time in his life to deal with you.

What ends up happening is that he forces you to stay in his office, whether he's working or not. He makes servants brings food by, he lets you bathe yourself (though with him there, it's sort of invasive, even if you're offered a mockery of privacy via curtains), it's awful but it's not the worst, you're just very confused as to why you're essentially held hostage in a cage inside the king's office. The more time passes, the more stressed and depressed he gets, spending more time in the office with you. He's frustrated, you get to see Wyrm throw massive fits, destroy his own property, going as far as to stay inside those very same walls essentially the entire day- Not working, purely as a means to escape his responsibilities and especially avoid his wife.

It's odd for you to see this, pitiful even. You never though you'd pity a God-King.

Eventually, perhaps in his loneliness and mania, the king starts talking to you. You don't really converse back, soured that he kind of treats you like a mindless brute, but you let him rant and rave about what drives him up the walls, about how his kingdom is nothing but a huge disappointment and he was expecting so much more and everything's out of control and he hates his fucking wife- It's honestly so amusing. You find yourself listening avidly to these little spiels, nodding along every now and then to let him know he's not talking to thin air. More and more, the Pale King begins finding it cathartic to vent his feelings to the supposed beast in his office. The "beast" that hasn't tried to harm him once, that behaves like any other person, that listens and agrees with him- Really, you're better than most of his subjects at this point. He's glad they brought you here.

Wyrm gets so comfortable that he starts talking to you about things he shouldn't. About how he sometimes eats his own peasants and servants. He might be a bug now, but he was once a formidable, massive god entity, and his instincts still flare up from time to time, so he indulges a couple of forbidden meals here and there. You won't judge him, will you Venne? You've eaten bugs before too. He can tell. He talks about how much Root gets on his nerves nowadays, how he wishes he could simply separate from her but that would further ruin the kingdom's very tenuous calm and disorient their plans for dealing with the Radiance... You won't say a peep about this to anyone, of course, you're always so quiet. Even if you did, Wyrm could easily convince most of the idiots he rules over that you're simply a lying, poisonous creature trying to slander him.

Overtime, the Pale King gets so sick, so tired, so stressed and angry with everything happening outside his office, that he starts romanticizing you. You're the only positive constant in his life anymore. His silent listener, his source of peace. He can be himself around you, and you never seem to judge him, or at least you don't care to, but that's a freedom he doesn't have with anyone else. He likes how warm you are compared to the usual coldness that follows him everywhere. You hardly say a word but you're so alive... One day, he demands to see you uncloaked. You hesitate naturally, but this bug is already such a freak, would the sight of a bare human really scandalize him? At most, he'll be disgusted and that'll be the end of it. Au contraire...

Wyrm is stupefied when he first sees you. Everything about you reminds him of the Root, but even more alluring. Your body is softer, more inviting than hers ever could be. Your eyes may not be as big but they shine brighter with a fantastical color to them, you have these wonderfully plush-looking lips with very strong teeth behind them. Even the mane of hair on your head, it contrasts with the rest of you but flows beautifully (let's face it, you probably don't get the opportunity to take cut it much)... There's these appendages on your chest that fascinate him endlessly, a strange crease on your belly and your genitals certainly seem built different than a bug's. He thinks you're the most gorgeous thing he's ever seen. What a fool he was, thinking you to be some brute beast, when you're actually a goddess. He falls in love near instantaneously, seeing you is the final nail in the coffin for his sanity.

You're now the mad king's object of desire, and in his mind, the queen's replacement.

His lust is also immediate, and instead of keeping himself chaste, Wyrm will take any opportunity he can to touch you. He's not gentlemanly about it either, unlike anything you'd expect from someone of kingly status, this guy rubs his hands everywhere on you while he speaks, slurring about how pretty and full you are, how he'll stuff you full of his eggs one day, acting like a completely lovestruck pervert. You allow him to do this, because you've grown attached during your months in captivity, he's also been the one constant thing in your life. And maybe, just maybe, you also think he's elegant, in a way. It's been so long since anyone looked at you with love in their eyes, it's been so long since you were wanted, appreciated for who you are as opposed to the carefully woven facade you wear. You let yourself indulge, the two of you budding a sickly romance amidst a dire situation.

Excuses are continually made so the king can keep you around. Oh, he's studying you personally. He's testing if you can be affected by this type of magic or if you react to void- He needs to evaluate your strength- But the best one, aka, the thing that makes people not question your continued presence too hard, is when he says you must be kept around because you're immune to the infection... And the more time he spends "picking you apart" in his office (fucking you stupid more like), the faster alternative cures may be reached! Soon, you're accompanying him everywhere.

Some of the king's consorts spot rare instances in which Wyrm forgets to be stoic around you, moments where his carefully-contained hysteria surfaces and he coos something at you, holds your hand even. Murmurs spread, you start being referred to as a "concubine" of sorts, a plaything, a mistress even. While the queen herself never paid you much mind, you know it's only a matter of time before she catches wind of the palace's gossip, until she starts questioning why Wyrm is ever so distant and always so irritated when you're away, why he won't even kiss Root anymore.

You feel a bit like a homewrecker, but at the same time, you have nothing to lose ever since you were dropped into this world. Why not let her find out and watch the fallout of a royal marriage brought to ruin?

[If you've read this far, I honestly applaud you, because this is the basic gist of my brainrot so far.]

#pinnie's art

[youve-doomed-us-all-jerk]

and finished it ,got dat true ending yes def had a great time on the game 8/10 (but yeah performance def docked some points as well as some writing threads that felt kinda dropped, but am trying to in good faith piece it together in me mind so just gonna ramble spoilers under the cut:

when people said this is what they wanted the original DD to be i can see that but like i feel like the lead up to the game kept hearing people who know more about the originals history talk about how "40-60% of the original vision was cut down" from dd1 and i feel like my brain unfortunately interpreted that as "oh cool so were gonna have 100 new vocations like the monk and 100 monsters and the parallel worlds(technically true☝🏽🤓) and the moon stuff, neat" thats on me lmao but yeah removing those expectations and seeing it for what it is, its def the spirit of the the first game but its systems deeper and more fleshed out not good at all the techny terms but im not very into or good at action games but this one made me want to be cuz the combat was fun haha hmm writing wise there was a point where i felt like everything just suddenly got dropped once the godbane stuff started happening and youre suddenly barreling to the ending while everything else just wasnt important anymore lmao, but trying to interpret the story as a story the pathfinder is weaving, i think its meant to feel like that cuz we see the pathfinder essentially write us out of problems, give us a griffin to escape slavery, gives us a clue to where were supposed to go and the big one he like straight up changes ambrosius mind about giving us the godsbane when it wouldnt make sense for him too, the old man by harve even alludes to this by saying the real world is much messier when hes telling you about how fake everything is, like the watcher said everyone there is there to play a part in a tale hes laid out and i think he wanted to get to the ending faster. It's definitely another layer they added from the first games cycle, but do wish if that is what theyre going for(and if im not delusional lmao) that they did more like the ambrosius thing just watching as he ass pulls us out of dead ends making us feel what rothais felt when he realized all his feats and hardships didnt matter, also just would have liked more sidequests with fun characters lmao.

Also did enjoy the endings of the 3 major peoples in the unmoored world and felt like their side quests really fleshed them out and led them there to their endings well,mostly, very cool idea to bring it all together like that. elves wanted to stay isolated but they needed outside influence to break tradition, to save their tree and how it all built to them agreeing to seek refuge with the other races rather than die with their way of life. Ironic that disa was half right about sven needing to inherit the throne but ofc she was also half wrong cuz she a tyrant and wants him to have it mainly cuz of blood, but he deserves it cuz his sidequests were about him getting to know the common folk and becoming self assured lmao battahl tbh full disclosure i messed up the queen nadias sidequest to the rose chateau, tried to scare the dick head shopkeeper into giving me the medicine for the beastren and got arrested so idk how that one ends(will find out in NG+ lmao) but based on the ones i did do, it seems like the nations whole thing was about always being in conflict with each other and how the unmoored quests there are about making people put there differences aside and band together, including the arisen teaming with phaesus. Also like the irony of their view on pawns being right at first but by the end of the game they end up being wrong. but yeah do feel like they didnt get into that more, along with what the lambent flame is? (googled that there was lore texts you can find that explain how an earlier emperor is deceiving the people about it and what it really does) they also dont go into the fact vermund was a nation of beastren, started by a beastren and then history was wiped?? and how theres vermundians fear of beastren and human children always look like beastren and yet wilhelmina is a direct contradiction of this?? that seemed like a really juicy plot point but they didnt really do anything with it. and lastly idek where to start with the pawn and arisen ending, found out theres slight differences in the affinity ending (got the high affinity one cuz reds my my gurl i always revive run straight to her to revive her🤗) but watching them talk about how happy they are to have their own will while saying theyd still do anything for you filled me with something, dont even know what but was crazy.

oh also before i forget another way its in the spirit of the first game for me is just like in the original i also forgot to talk to the person i was romancing and giving them flowers before the endings and got diff people appearing there just like my first playthru of the dd1 lmfao( got manela with grigori and sara in the true ending, was going for ulrika this playthru lmfao) def gonna NG+, maybe do a magic archer and get the stuff i missed and try and get the other endings. Also hoping for another expansion/dlc like they did with dd1 down the line with more vocations and monsters.

#dragons dogma 2 #dd2 #dd2 spoilers

[pokegalla]

Decided to work on a little chaotic collab with my mutuals.

(Marco belongs to @marco-here

Rebel belongs to @tryslogic

Hero, Lisa, and Bunny belong to me)

@tryslogic and @marco-here

I’m sorry I included you in this chaos- 🤣

They will write the other parts. (Yes there is more-)

Enjoy the chaos✨

A Drink Too Many

“Wanna run that by me again-“ Hero asked.

“I said I want to strengthen the truce between The Star Sanses and Bad Sanses by bringing them closer!” I say with an innocent smile.

Hero pinched his nose ridge, “And to do that…..you want to take them ALL out to drink??? You know this is not going to end well…..I mean in general their teams are already barely getting along. But they are MORTAL ENEMIES. I doubt just a few drinks will-“

“Mi amor? You think too much. And since you also work too much? Take this as an opportunity to unwind for the love of your SANITY-“ I said while pulling him along.

“But I have files to do-! Dammit…..,” Hero ends up getting dragged by me anyway.

And when we go inside the room I rented however?

Utter.

Chaos.

“C’mon ol pal, I know you can go faster than that!” Ink taunted Error.

“I SWEAR IM GONNA FLING YOUR SHORT ASS OUT THE WINDOW-,” Error screeched.

Dream gulps, “H-Hello brother…..”

Nightmare chuckles darkly, “Hello brother…..I see you brought me the golden apple…..”

“Eek-! Brother no! Remember the truce! REMEMBER THE TRUCE-!” Dream had to hide behind Cross.

Let’s not even mention Dust messing with Swap, Killer and Marco pulling pranks, Rebel just either messing around or flirting- so what do I do? Blow horn into a megaphone- everyone stopped and covered their ears or held their heads.

“SIT YO ASSES DOWN-,” I shouted, “God…..listen. Here’s what’s gonna happen. We drink, we have a good time, might get drunk, and we GET. ALONG. You understand me?”

“And if we don’t? We don’t have to you do realize that…..” Nightmare said in a taunting tone. He caught the Chancla I threw at him.

“Don’t get smart with me Jackass! NONE of you are leaving until you’ve had some fun!” I huff.

Ink laughed and wrapped an arm around my shoulders (after standing on his chair to do so-), “Trust me Lisa! We’re having plenty of fun! Ow-!”

I pinch his cheek, “Having fun being a little shit? Yeah I see that.” I grab Error’s cheek too “You two are sitting together until you get along-“

Error wriggled around, “DON’T SIT ME WITH THAT PIECE OF SHIT SQUID-“ I sat them down anyway, “Shit…..” Ink was giggling with his shit eating grin but I bonk him.

“Don’t start yo shit either. And Marco sit with the Murder trio and Cross. No funny business. Rebel don’t start yo shit either or I’m getting Lust and Fresh on yo ass- And Nightmare let your brother sit with you WITHOUT scaring him-! Swap? You will be helping around as well,” I take a deep breath finally, “And waitress? You got drinks? I’ll take your entire stock- We ALL drinking tonight-“

Bunny jumped, “Lisa you can’t handle your alcohol!!!”

“I WILL TONIGHT-,” I stomp away.

XChara sighs, “……We’re gonna have a rough night huh? Watching these idiots.”

“Yup,” Bunny says, “And unfortunately I gotta do it with you.” She walks away, leaving XChara to process that and shout a loud and offended ‘Hey-!’

Some time went by and everyone was finally unwinding. And I was not slowing down in my drinking- some of the guys were already getting drunk.

Ink was hugging me and giggling nonstop, “This really is fuuuuun! Thanks for the idea Lisa!”

I was suddenly yoinked back via wires, Error huffed, “Hands off the chocolate supply!”

Nightmare suddenly slams the table, making us jump as he suddenly yoinked me away with his tentacles, “You fools…..she’s MINE.”

Small squeak of literal fear, “Help meeeeeee-!”

“I-I’ll help!!! Brother please let her go-!” Dream said, prying at the tentacles.

But Nightmare was too drunk to care, having me near him just to piss off Ink and Error and laugh like a maniac. I definitely need more drinks after this- Hero eventually comes around to help, though it was a struggle. I went to get more drinks, running off before the three got me again.

Hero went to check on the others, “Is everyone alright here too? ……I hope-?”

Hopefully Marco and Rebel are doing better.

#my writing #undertale au #self insert #funny #unitytale #random Oneshot #the star sanses #the bad sanses #murder trio #a collaboration between mutuals! #chaotic #ink sans #error sans #nightmare sans #cross sans #dream sans #original characters

[wolfblood-of-anubis]

ALFIE TRIBUTE VIDEO NOTES!!!

alfie’s video is probably the one i was most inspired to make, he’s my favorite (idk if you know im kinda subtle about it)

the song 'experience' was def an easy first choice for alfie (but guess what it was almost the song i picked for eddie) it’s a song about gaining experience and maturity and that’s exactly what Alfie does

im still using imovie, nothing new there

im writing this before starting the video so hopefully i managed to keep it in the 5 minutes that is the song (future caroline laughs in mocking, then proceeds to cry)

i got it to 8 mins, which imo is progress to my editing

but the uncut version is 14 mins

(so by that logic... Patricia's could end up being around 4-6 mins long while her uncut version could turn out to be 8)

but at this point it's anyone's guess

the opening for alfie being put down or called annoying or how he ‘ruins everything’ etc was in the back of my head for two months. during recording, during editing nina's video, i knew exactly how i wanted to start his video. (that's in the uncut version, and Sneak Peek 3)

then i listened to 'cult' by gabriel saban and realized oh no... no we can't start there unfortunately.

we needed to feel as terrified and as anxious as alfie got when he went through all that trauma (and future trauma)

we get this class clown causing mischief with his best buddy and then this traumatic event happens to him in the cellar.

something he can barely comprehend, and it involved people who are supposed to be taking care of him in this academy. he sees victor drink out of a skull and anubis dog masks and chanting and becomes catatonic by the end of it.

then he drinks who knows what and has to be hospitalized.

then he slowly becomes part of sibuna as they finally tell him the truth and he is eager to prove himself to them, that he isn’t scared and he’ll help (cut to him telling amber 'im part of the club now' to then him being traumatized multiple times from it)

what i love about this is that he IS scared, he’s terrified but he still does it, and he screws up, he gets tricked by jerome into spilling secrets, jerome just takes the ankh piece he was guarding, he messes up a lot but it was mainly in part due to jerome just being a bad friend

and then INSTANTLY i paired it with s3 Alfie telling Jerome after his advice to keep Amber in the dark about fashion school, “See that’s the great thing about having you for a friend, whatever you suggest I know I should just do the opposite.” and then he takes his sandwich, what a boss (ok so i didnt end up using this scene, but the scene exists and i wanted to remind people)

that’s just one little thing Alfie has matured in from S1 to S3, already in S2 he’s very careful about what he lets Jerome know. especially when everyone knows that Rufus is alive, Jerome is jumpy and thinks that whatever Sibuna is doing it could be Rufus-related but Alfie promises him it’s not. but he also never tells him anything else.

alfie's video weirdly gave me less of a headache than nina's if that makes sense. it's probably bc it's my second time doing it. with nina, that was my first tribute video ever. (very different from just pairing a song to silent clips)

when choosing subtitles, pick English bc i spent a lot of time on them, thank you.

i didn't include a lot of willow scenes (or amfie) because well, while he and Willow developing a relationship is sweet and healthy, and they're perfect together, it wasn't necessarily that big for the video

but if anyone wants an alfie + willow video, i have the content to do it, i just need a song to pair it to, so feel free to send me some!

i intentionally made the first part of the video, Fear, be very out of order, it's messy, and for me it's like it's Alfie trying to remember what happened and while he does, it's still fuzzy

the audio at the end of the video is from Doctor Who's S08 E04 Listen, where the Doctor tells a little boy to use his fear to empower himself. (the little boy could also easily play a younger Alfie)

if you want to watch it just type 'doctor who don't look. listen.' in yt, it's the first video that pops up.

however, there's other audio during the scenes where Alfie is running with the fake mask, "Fear is fear. It doesn't speak in riddles. Fear means you're smart. You understand the risks." (and that is from Star Trek Picard S2 E06 (no i dont want the show or anything to do with star trek, but the audio is fantastic and i really liked it)

anyway, that audio is probably my favorite part of alfie's whole video (including the uncut version)

#house of anubis #hoa #alfie lewis #alfie tribute #alfie tribute video

[hamsamwich23]

hello, it is I

I'm emotionally attached to Nick so I'm both curious and scared of the angst [/j I love angst] but getting to the point of this ask basically I'm saying I wanna hear about him in your AU hygtfrds

ALSO Twenty seems really cool and interesting, lowkey gives me confidence to work on my own OC yhgtrfds 👀

[it took me forever to gain the confidence to send this ask]

AAAAA NO YOUR FINR MATEE I GET IT. EVEN SENDING ANONYMOUS ASKS MAKE ME NERVOUS ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS A BLOG I NEVER INTERACTED WITH BEFOREm AND THANK YOU IM GLAD! if you have any questions about him feel free to ask :]

Unreality Nick-Nack facts!

Nick always knew he was his father's least favorite. However he ended up being a very relatable character for children and teenagers who watched the show.

He's one of the most popular characters from the entire series

That didn't make Owen care about him any more or less unfortunately

Nick disliked his father's clear distance and neglect towards him. But he wanted to be loved by him, he craved to be cared about by his fucking parent

Unfortunately it never happened

He wasn't that surprised

Nick is trans in this au! He's got added top scars to his design and he's trans coded in the actual show

His powers include him being able to paint dimensions or rooms of his own that all exist inside of his paintings. All he has to do is add a drop of his blood to the painting and the effect takes place.

His paintings are his, he controls whatever happens in them. Who lives, who dies, it's like a game

Many hosts/humans that trespassed have been trapped inside these paintings. They're either still trapped, part of the attraction forever, or dead inside of those paintings. He didn't let many go free

He is technically the youngest out of the four Handeemen (by six hours), but was the first one to be affected by the curse at age fourteen.

He can also teleport between paintings or paint himself an opening to places. He does have to mark where the way back would be is though. Because if he gets lost far away from his home...well.... he's fucked unless he can get a ride home

He's closest to Daisy and Scout in the au. Daisy being the only one there after Mortimer and Riley began spiralling and Scout seeing him as her favorite uncle (he still Is their favorite)

His relationship with his brother (Mortimer) is a bit rocky due to them having past issues and disagreements with each other, as well as Nick being upset that Mortimer was barely around to a concerning point. They're working on it right now and are decently getting along. They can joke about some things from the past, but it's best not to bring it up completely with them

He and Riley don't speak to each other often anymore. They've had a LOT of physical and verbal arguments that have ended in themselves and even sometimes overs getting hurt if they came at the wrong time. They're trying to work on it. But it's difficult

He vents out frustrations and other negative emotions through painting.

He's still very upset with Owen. He knows he was an asshole and he's simply tired of hearing any mentions of his dad and what a horrible person he was. It's stressful enough on him and everyone else.

#hello puppets #shut up sam #unreality au #unreality nick #nick nack #hello puppets nick nack #twenty #hello puppets au #hello puppets midnight show #tw blood #tw slight blood

[cartoonemotion]

after a million years plus an addition million years post the show ending i am finally just now scribbling out my takes and stuff on fethry's immediate family a la how they would fit into dt17 canon

the breakdown in my mind is that all 3 of eider and lulubelle's children are Strange and Ambiguously Disordered (fethry taking the most after his mother) and also to some degree have inherited eider's legendary strength (abner being basically on par with his father and fethry as the baby and the runt of the three being much more close to just having normal person strength, though still a bit surprising for how noodly he is)

more specific points abt the family under the cut bc i dont want the post to be too long @_@

abner

definitely autistic (as 3 and also lulu are) but its like in that. i dont have healthy coping mechanisms to deal with how alienated from ppl i feel so im just gonna fish and carve wood and if anyone enters my space i will burn it down with both of us still inside it. way

that being said abner’s still plenty capable of being a compassionate guy deep down. he cares a lot about his family and takes whatever responsibility u entrust him with extremely seriously

comes off as emotionally stunted bc he doesnt really show affection in the “normal” way, including and especially physical affection and also. saying shit  out loud. he has his own love language its called * noncommittal groan of acceptance as you enter his house *

in my brain i know he should have a job but all i can think about is him fucking off in the woods so he doesnt have to talk with people. maybe one of those people who sit in towers all day to make sure forests dont burn down. i dunno

mary

loves acting and wants to be a professional stage/screen actor so bad but is unfortunately terrible at acting. probably been in like a few commercials or something

very very dramatic, im talking full comedy sketch of a julliard actor levels of melodrama and stage fainting, whether onstage or not. this makes it hard to tell if her reactions to things are genuine or not unless u are her brothers or parents who have been dealing with this forever

since the acting career is not really taking off Yet she has maybe ripped off 1 or 2 or 20 or so people maybe more just to keep the lights on. ironically when shes conning people she can actually act convincingly (my leverage fans out there. you know)

some of you will probably ask about dugan and while i do absolutely love dugan personally in my mind marys not ready nor interested in motherhood. so. maybe some day i will reveal my own dt17 dugan origin concept idk

eider

something of a local folk hero due to both his truly legendary strength and his equally strong inclination to lend his neighbors a hand, or really anyone else who may need a little help for that matter

as exceptionally goofy and loving as you could want any dad to be, though he can also be a bit stern when he needs to be, and a little prideful

in my mind i think it would be very cool if he had moved his family into granny elvira’s farm to give her a hand bc while shes a tough old woman everyone still needs a hand from time to time but i dont know if this contradicts any serious duck lore so forgive me

lulubelle

full loon baby ! none of this “looks like every other member of clan mcduck” shit !!! yes this includes the blood red eyes #epicloonwin

many make the mistake to count her as an absent minded spooky insane woman but this could not be further from the truth. she is very sharp-witted, observant, and is only spooky simply because its pretty near impossible to creep or gross her out, and even harder to full-on scare. and also because she makes long uninterrupted eye contact all the time

fethry definitely inherited a lot from her, but one of the main things they share is the tendency to cycle through all kinds of seemingly unrelated hobbies and interests; but much like fethry’s chief passion seems to be marine biology, lulu greatly enjoys botany and all it’s practical applications, as well as music

#ducktales #dt17 #ducktales 2017 #fethry duck #abner duck #mary duck #eider duck #lulubelle loon #my art #continuing my niche of fethry and/or general fethry metaposting #that being said i am often charmed by the extended duck/mcduck family #and given that theres so little established information for most of them its just a fun exercise to think of how they might be adapted #and i just zero in on fethry bc hes my favorite and i miss him every day

[pokemonswshfics]

hello-hello!! it's ice-type trainer anon again ✌️ if you're not too busy, may i please request some headcannons of raihan, kabu, and milo's reaction to male s/o's eiscue? i just think it'll be kinda funny considering that eiscue's such an awkward and cute 'mon. thanks in advance!! ✌️💙❄️

hello, anon! i hope you're doing well, and yes of course you can request that :D have a good read everyone!

Raihan/Kabu/Milo × Male!Reader || Meeting Eiscue Headcanons

Raihan (Sfw)

Although Eiscue are very laid back, they get frightened easily. It takes them a while to warm up to even their own trainers, especially if they're scary looking.

So meeting your boyfriend; Raihan, the large, intimidating, dragon taming man with a single fang.. was not exactly on it's bucket list.

Meeting it was a surprise for both Eiscue and Raihan, you only placed the Pokeball in his hand and said "Open it." while Raihan had his own Pokemon out in the Wild Area.

The Pokemon's ice cube head was lost almost as soon as it saw Raihan, who was grinning and flashing his fang, hiding quickly behind your leg and gripped onto it.

"Eiscue, it's fine! He won't hurt you- Rai stop smiling like that!"

While you're trying to pry Eiscue off your leg, Raihan would stop grinning and replace it with a small smile proceeding to squat down to it's level with ease.

"C'mon.. I won't hurt you. Y'know Ice Types got an advantage to Dragons right? Right. Come on outttt."

After coaxing it for a few minutes, it eventually would let go of you to go up to Raihan.

Your Eiscue plays surprisingly well with his Flygon.

After the first few meetings, Eiscue is definitely attached to your boyfriend.

The first time Raihan saw it without its ice head, he had to run in order to not laugh in front of the Pokemon.

“WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?”

Kabu (Sfw)

Prior to telling him you have a rather awkward Eiscue, Kabu would ask to see your Pokemon, wondering what level they're all at.

"If any need extra training, I'd be happy to help, darling."

Even if Kabu can seem intimidating to some, he genuinely is a softie to pokemon. Being a leader and all, he has a soft spot for them.

Eiscue, unfortunately, didn’t see his kindness at all when they first met.

Their first meeting involved chasing around a very frightened Eiscue around his gym.

Once you calmed your Eiscue down, Kabu applogized to both, which is when your Pokemon saw how nice he actually was.

Kabu definitely has a spot in his gym away from his fire pokemon specifically for Eiscue if it ever needs to cool down.

Milo (Sfw)

Loves all kinds of Pokemon, is just confused on how to care for some, including Eiscue.

“It’s head won’t melt in the sun?”

Milo got genuinely scared seeing it’s head come off for the first time. As in full on freak out.

“It’s gonna die-“

Genuinely tries his best to bond with it, just that they can both be awkward on their own with one another.

Tries to bond with Eiscue with farmwork.

“Are you supposed to have sunscreen on?”

Eiscues aren’t very good at herding Tauros.

Regardless, Milo doesn’t give up at gaining the Ice type Pokemon’s trust.

Has his Pokemon play softer with Eiscue because of how anxious it can get.

Through all of this, Eiscue barely gets comfortable with the farmer.

By surprise though, you caught them one day together in Milo’s fields. Eiscue cooling Milo down in the Galar heat, asleep while holding onto the farmer’s back. Milo kept raking the hay with no idea you were watching.

When he turns finally, he makes a motion to his back for you to look, and silently asks for a picture to be taken of the new bond.

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thank you all so much for reading! im so excited to return to writing and i hope im not too rusty 😅 while i was gone, i set up an official ko-fi for anyone who wants to leave anything even if it is 100% not necessary! :) the link is in my bio as well ❤️ have a good day/night everyone, thank you! - 🥝

#pokemon shield #pokemon #pokemon gym leader #gym leaders #pokemon swsh #fanfic #raihan headcanons #milo headcanons #sfw headcanons #kabu pokemon #kabu headcanons

[scarlet-ancunin]

Hello, May I please request.

My first time asking for Dr.Ian Wright, how would they react to Reader being the child of Sam Beckett that they have been working on QL project from the start, and Reader doesn't want what happened to their father happing to Ben. They yell saying " I don't want you guys more so Addison to know the pain that I had to watch my mother or Al go through as a kid."

Thank you

Oooh interesting lets try it.

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You Guys Shouldn't Have To

When Ian and you first started dating it was perfect, but they loved you very much and soon enough you both been together for two years.

During those two years you and Ian shared everything that made you happy, sad, excited everything and anything. Good and bad time basically. However there was one thing you never shared with Ian and that was who your father was. You always said they left you when you was young which was true just not the story you told.

Unfortunately it was on your file but your file was more encrypted than Magic who your father leaped into. Yes, your father was Sam Beckett and you refrained from telling everyone including dr Ian Wright.

Of course your stomach dropped when you found out what happened to Ben and you panicked helping the facility by any means necessary to bring ben back even slipping when you mentioned certain things that no one should know.

"Wiat how do you know that?" Ian asked while looking at you along with Magic, Jenn, and Addison. "Y/n?" you stopped typing and slammed the table making everyone jump slightly

You turned to Ian shouting "because i don't want you guys, especially Addison to go through the pain my mother and Al went through and i had to deal with that pain personally until now okay!?"

Ian's eyes widen slightly and everyone was shocked but ian was more surprised than anyone and a bit hurt by the fact you kept this from them.

"Your the daughter of Sam Beckett?" Magic asked and you looked down nodding slowly "yes magic im his daughter a-and i don't want to talk about anything dealing with my father right now. I just want ben to come home to us...."

Ian just walked away "i got to go check Ziggy...." they said but you called out to them watching them ignore your calls. Addison taps your shoulder. "Give Ian time....maybe talk to them later okay im not mad just surprised we hired the orginal leaper's daughter thank you for helping us.." Magic and Jenn agreed and also told you to give Ian time.

After a couple of minutes you went to find Ian seeing them in one of the computer tower panels checking the data. "Ian please...please look at me" you said going on your knees to look at them.

Ian does sporting a poker face. "Please Ian its not that-" "we told each other everything even the ones i would naturally not share with anyone but you couldn't tell me that... I wouldn't have said anything until you was ready..." you look down. "I just didn't think"

"You right you didn't think What did you assume that i wouldn't love you anymore, that magic would take you off the Quantum Leap project?"

You nod and look down "im sorry love i didn't mean to think that i just....i was scared" you mumble softly and Ian hugs you suddenly and cling to them. "I will always be there for you Y/n don't ever think i won't and we are all family here...we will bring Ben back home."

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#unhinged desire simp #quantum leap #quantum leap 2022 #quantum leap ian wright #ian wright quantum leap #ian wright headcanon #dr ian wright #ian wright #quantum leap ian wright x reader #dr ian wright x reader #ian wright x you #ian wright x reader #join me in mason alexander madness

[orowyrm]

brooo do you have a laz lore master post i wanna see more about this guy . blorbo from my person i follow on tumblr

waaa im so glad u like him!!!!!! his lore is kinda.....scattered all over unfortunately hdsjnkfdjkfn im very unorganized. the main big posts that ive made about him in recent memory that i havent accidentally retconned are here (eternalism bullshit and how the his drifter and operator selves tie into the version we know and love) here (answering a bunch of questions about him) aaaaaaaaaand here (explaining a little bit about how his oculus and void echolocation works)

his tag is kinda sparsely populated cuz a lot of his character building has been happening behind the scenes and i havent shared much due to being forgetful as hell and for the longest time sorta just assuming nobody cared about him but me lmao BUT i can give you a rundown of everything ive got so far: (it's gonna be long, sorry in advance)

on the zariman, he was separated from the other kids and ended up hiding in a ventilation shaft to avoid the adults. he hid so well, in fact, that the orokin actually almost missed him entirely and nearly left him there when they were collecting the tenno after the void jump. he was so paralyzed by fear and pain that at first, they had assumed he was a corpse, and only realized otherwise when he freaked the hell out and blew a massive hole through the poor bastard they sent to go drag him out of the vents.

in the aftermath of the zariman and for most of the old war, he was sort of just... squirreled away and treated more like a feral animal than a kid. he was jumpy and uncooperative, his connection to the void was strong enough that he could do some serious damage when startled, and he didn't remember most of his life before the zariman incident at all, so he was difficult to reason with and in their eyes a waste of time. he didn't even remember his own name, so they called him 'Lazarus' as a reference to the fact that he was assumed to be dead when first recovered, and seemed to be pretty good at surviving against the odds. eventually he just accepted this as his name.

im not entirely sure if margulis knew about him or not... i feel as though she would want to help him, but he probably wouldn't trust her one bit. ive been tempted to go all in and say he couldve been the tenno who accidentally blinded her, which would lend credence to why the orokin felt the need to isolate him so thoroughly from everyone else, but i dont know if im gonna commit to that. as far as being a 'weaponized' tenno, he was treated as sort of a last resort.

he only had the one frame during the old war - he was paired off with a particularly uncooperative umbral ash that they weren't sure would even be able to be 'controlled', but despite most of the handlers assuming theyd tear eachother to shreds, they ended up sharing a really close bond. This ash is his primary frame, Styx! styx is like a father to him, really. they only ever had eachother for a very very long time.

he only ever saw combat once before the war ended. the orokin were getting desperate, and threw pretty much everyone they had at a particular area-- including laz. he had no idea what to do with himself, but he was suddenly outside of his 'room' (more of a holding cell, to be frank) for the first time in years, so he did what any sensible scared kid would do-- he ran for his fucking life. before his handlers realized where he'd gone and tried to interrupt his transference to his frame, he transferred out of his chair completely and essentially escaped for good. they assumed he wouldnt survive on his own and marked it down as a loss, but he was ultimately forgotten. one less little void demon to deal with, really.

he ran for a long time, just sorta trying to get as far away from anything and everything orokin as he possibly could, but too afraid of being recaptured to dare trust anyone he met along the way. at some point before the end of the war, he had a run-in with a lone sentient that cornered him, and he had no choice but to try and defend himself.

he lost this fight. the sentient very much killed him, but in his final moments, all of the void energy trapped inside his body was released like a bomb going off, which killed the sentient pretty much instantly. the implosion also created a weird little pocket void of sorts that pulled in his body and the bits and pieces of the sentient that were left behind. slowly, over the years, the void pieced him back together, replacing whatever was destroyed with pieces of sentient technology, essentially creating the first amalgam.

the entire time laz was in his void coma, styx was helpless to retrieve him. he knew he wasn't gone - he could still feel his presence - but he couldn't get through to him.... so he waited. and waited. and waited some more. eventually, the ruined old building they'd been in all but collapsed, plants began to grow through the foundation, his joints began to rust and his blades tarnished. grineer and corpus and infested alike discovered the place over the years and all were promptly slaughtered in fits of protective rage. by the time another tenno stumbled across his resting place, the old war was ancient history, and the lotus had already located and awakened most of her children-- but laz had never had a chance to form that connection with her. he barely knew margulis, let alone natah.

the tenno who eventually found him and woke him up was none other than @helmofhades' specialest boy Rigel! they have a very special relationship. i love them both deeply. by the time rigel had found him, he'd been mostly put back together-- but the somatic scars on his face had progressed to the point where his eyes were damaged beyond repair. rigel and the other tenno who eventually made up their little clan helped him get back on his feet and adjust to this strange new world he found himself in.

laz and rigel are basically married if it wasnt obvious already. they are boy best friends <3

he went through the main story quest more or less the same as happens in the game, although he never really had a very close connection with the lotus and was more wary of her and confused by her for than anything for a very long time-- at least until the new war, anyway

the drifter and the operator are two separate entities - but there's also a third, completely separate laz who is basically a conglomerate of all of his alternate selves. i call this special third guy 'laz prime' to make life easier for myself, but neither of them are any more 'real' than the others.

operator laz is him but in babymode. nothing much else to that. hes just a little guy, and its his birthday, hes a little birthday boy!!!

drifter laz i uh... kinda havent touched on much. im waiting for duviri to drop so i can really get into the nitty gritty of all the time loop bullshit. hes kinda a bitter asshole though. not that i blame him.

laz prime is the funny guy i post about so much!!!! after the cutscene in the new war where the drifter and operator meet, neither of those two actually LEAVE that dormizone, at least not in the version of reality we see-- their meeting causes laz prime to just sorta... start existing! he remembers being both of them, although only vaguely. it's him who finishes the quest, and it's him who eventually returns to the zariman for the angels update and all that fun stuff. im sure driftlaz and oplaz are still out there, doing their own thing, but i havent the slightest clue what that may be.

laz prime is more severely amalgamated than either of his counterparts-- while theyve got the horns, hooves, and claws, laz prime takes it up a notch with an extra set of arms and a tail! he's also absurdly huge.

he has a cane to help with the mobility issues caused by having to balance on those teeny tiny itty bitty stick legs-- it's actually a little sentient! he calls it a mobilyst. it's his little buddy. i really like it

laz prime can't really use amps in the traditional way, considering his sentient parts react very poorly to large concentrations of void energy. he pieces together makeshift weapons with cores and fragments he scavenges from other sentients or amalgams that he kills to make up for it. he can also breathe void-fire, but he doesn't do that very often because it singes his scruffy little beard :( love loses

his lack of ability to effectively channel amps makes him VERRRY very interested in traditional weaponry. he's especially fond of incarnons-- JUST because theyre cool weapons. no other reason. none at all. unrelated, but do you think cavalero likes men? asking for a friend.

#TUMBLR YELLED AT ME FOR MAKING THIS POST TOO LONG LMFAO SO I HAD TO CUT IT SHORT #OOPSIES!!!!! #anyway i hope this doesnt break i poured my heart and soul into it. thank you anon for caring about him #long post #ocs #laz