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scarlet-ancunin · 23 days

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·:*¨༺ ♱𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥 ♱ ༻¨*:·

Hey Everyone it certainly has been a while But I decided to make the Grand Master List which will have the links to each master list leading to their respective stories and shows.

An update as to the Rules of my Writing and Request:

I don't Mind most Nsfw Request but if i feel uncomfortable with it I will not do it and i will inform you through Dm and if anon i will request you send another :)

Im a sucker for Fluff and Angst most of the time.

All of the requests should follow one rule - have fun and think outside the box

I don't mind doing Canon / Alternate Universe Requests.

I usually have Gen Reader unless asked by request if they want it to be boy, girl etc

IF THERE IS TO MANY REQUEST I WILL CLOSE IT TEMPORARILY

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My Time Zone is Eastern Standard Time so i will try to post in the afternoon around the times of 12pm - 4pm

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⋇⊶⊰❣𝐶𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐹𝑖𝑥𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛❣⊱⊷⋇

Baldur's Gate 3 - strongly interested in Astarion - can ship him with Reader, Your unique Tav (be detailed about them), or a canon character (a few of them)

Sk8 The Infinity - Strongly Interested in Ainosuke Shindo/Adam - can ship with Reader, your unique Oc, Tadaai, Loveblossom, etc. (NO Minor ships)

The Sandman - Strongly Interested in Desire - can ship with Reader or Your unique oc.

Quantum Leap - Strongly Interested in Ian Wright - can ship with Reader or your unique Oc.

Hunter x Hunter - Mainly interested in Hisoka Morow, do not mind writing adult trio - can ship with Reader or your unique Oc.

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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖘

Baldur's Gate 3 Master List

The Sandman / Quantum Leap Master List (Under Construction)

Sk8 The Infinity Master List - Coming Soon!

Hunter x Hunter Master List

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miwakags · 1 year

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kaveh gives me such chaotic, unhinged energy . i know very little about him but i love him

#i once again return w me unhinged / stable simp dichotomy #in the form of kaveh / al haitham this time #also i think two scholars bitching at each other is so funny #reminds me of the econ dudes . i forget their names bjt iykyk #kaveh also kinda reminds me of wwx #like just absolutely brilliant . a little shameless . brimming w new potential and a desire to do what’s right #and i ahve . so many feelings ab wwx. esp in his first /old body #boba genshins

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landograndprix · 3 months

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╰┈➤ ❝ desire • l.n c.l ❞ ix

part eight - part ten

➪ Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.

➪ nothing in your life ever seems to go normal and it takes everything in you to not break down.

➪ mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando

➪ get y'all pitchforks ready, we're going to war

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📍 Melbourne, Australia

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y/nusername week 3. 🇦🇺

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milliexoxo great now I need a koala

↳ charliecharlie you already have one and her name is Zoë 🐨

milliexoxo zoë is a little monkey 🙊

yukisan thanks for the picture at the airport, you're the sweetest 😭

chilisainz praying for you bestie, hoping they don't put you with Danica again 🙏

↳ bott_ass one of these days y/n will loose her marbles

chilisainz and something tells me it's not going to be pretty

julieeeexo I need that hat for my daughter, where'd you get it from?

charlesgirlies zoë is getting so big 😭

charles_leclerc ma petite Zoë ❤️ (my little zoë)

↳ leclerc_16 something tells me she's a daddy's girl 🥰

norry4 girl open your eyes, she's mommy's girl through and through

norrizz did we all forget that moment at the airport where zoë didn't stop crying until lando picked her up? 😂 she's one of us, a lando girlie

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y/nusername week 4. 🇯🇵

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landoscar favorite gp! 😍

hamilt44n I hope you're doing okay bestie <3

lancestrollie thank god they didn't fire you 😅

↳ rizz-nolando why would they fire her? There have been people on the track who said more unhinged things..

lancestrollie yeah but she's a woman..😅

rizz-nolando the only woman they should fire is Danica lmao

carlandooo where's zoë? 🥺

↳ norrizz probably with her dad? Y'all are aware y/n is a person of her own right and not just zoë's mom, Charles ex, lando's gf etc etc 🙄

carlandooo wait..lando and y/n are dating? Did they confirm it???

norrizz no but it's obvious isn't it?

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Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-com @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalicinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader

Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie @pretty-little-bunny382728 @thatgirlthatreadswattpad @severewobblerlightdragon @cherry-piee @namgification @mycenterfold @devineendevers

Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2 @i83andrew

#lando norris x reader #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #lando norris x you #lando norris #charles leclerc #lando norris fanfic #charles leclerc fanfic #f1 x reader #formula one x reader #lando x reader #charles x reader

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elaemae · 3 months

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The premium version of human is here to wreak house, mfs.

Twst x Obey me!AFAB!reader

(Reader is Ob's MC)

CW:

•NO APPEARANCE SPECIFIED FOR READER.

•Poly.

•Cursing.

•Reader is referred to as "you" or they/them and even "he/him" because NRC boys refer to any living humanoid in the school as a male by default.

•Crowley.

•It's my first time writing a fanfiction, pls tell me if I should continue writing this.

(Random pic go brr—)

What will happen when a perpetually hungry-for-cuddles and tired-of-this-shit hooman gets kidnapped by a motherfucking horse and decides (kinda? Yeah nope. This wasn't by choice.) to enroll in a school full of problematic kids and their irresponsible af headmage?

Chaos. Pure and utter chaos with a lot of high-end simping in the mix (Along with the slightly unhinged urge to commit arson and burn a bitch to crisp)

So read as [y/n] tries to run away from the school-life while trying to just get back to their goddamn harem family (God saw this thought and decided that giving y/n more harem members is the appropriate course of action), all while juggling the harsh responsibilities of being a guardian, babysitter, therapist, healer, protector, local crush and celebrity for poor Yuu and the entirety of NRC.

("Pls send help" — y/n)

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Disclaimer: You may have been kidnapped to a whole 'nother world and you may be on the verge of a mental breakdown, but you're sure as hell gonna look hot and serve cunt while you go through all your problems.

Prologue: 1

IMPORTANT: Mc will be referred to as they/them in this story, but in these beginning chapters a lot of people will refer to mc as a dude because y'know; NRC is an ALL BOYS school and nrc students came to expect that those in the school are all boys.(this'll change dw)

In order to avoid confusion, every time that the MC is addressed by others as he/him or more; I will color it blue. why blue? I find it easier to read.

Sample; 'He turned to them.'

The "He" in this passage is referring to MC because the character referring to them thinks that they're a guy.

REMINDER: This is Fanfiction! Not everything will be the same as canon because of this thing called the 'butterfly effect'.

• • • •

The Dorm Leaders + lilia were just about to call this Opening Ceremony over.

So close to getting out of this hall and finally being able to go on their merry ways to escort the new students back to their respective dorms before the hectic-ness of preparing for hours starts to catch up to them.

Though, things are never quite that easy in NRC.

A commotion with the students quite far from them leaves the majority of them annoyed/disgruntled. (Kalim is just confused and curious)

The headmaster rushes to check what was wrong only for a student to point out that there is an unopened coffin floating in a shadowy part of the hall.

Armed with the desire to get this shit over with and to avoid embarrassment from missing a coffin when he was going around opening them and also, with Yuu waiting near the mirror, the headmaster opens the coffin to wake the new student inside.

The dorm leaders walked closer to be able to quickly usher the new student to the dark mirror only to notice that the headmaster froze up.

"...Headmaster? Are you alright?" Azul "Boutta-do-sumthin-devious" Ashengrotto asked with faux concern.

"Ah– Ah yes! I'm alright Mr. Ashengrotto."

Crowley the bitch cleared his throat and reached inside the coffin to wake the student up.

"Hmm..."

The dorm leaders subconsciously or not, peaked inside the coffin before getting gobsmacked by the sleeping student.

Sure, the student looked quite cute ("New potential apple locked in" — Vil.) even with half of his face obstructed but what really drew their attention were the jewelries that he was wearing.

Three luxurious looking earrings on each of his ears, all unique from each other, all with a respective color and design except for that one earring with two gemstones engraved in it, orange and indigo. Seven gems, six earrings

An ornament on his forehead that looks to be a combination of a circlet and a Ferronnière made from gold, with intricate black bat-like wings surrounding the red gemstone in the middle.

And that's just the jewelry on his head.

There's also the sleek black choker with a golden sheen on his neck with a teal gemstone surrounded by small diamonds hanging in the middle.

They don't know if this guy has anymore but the jewels they can see for now is more than enough for them to make the deduction that this student has some alot of money on his hands.

No wonder the Headmaster froze up.

Azul subconsciously starts fixing up his appearance when he starts to wake up, wanting to make a good impression on a potential, rich victim client.

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"Mmh... What the hell.. Why is the bed so hard.."

You mumbled as you stirred, feeling someone lightly shaking you awake.

You opened your eyes, expecting maybe the brothers, solomon, dia, barbs, simeon or luke but you were instead met with a face obscured by a dark bird mask.

"..."

"You have two seconds to unhand me before you lose your hands." or your life. Depends on who I can summon first.

You made your voice as cold and unwelcoming as possible as the man with the bird mask squawked and backed away a bit in shock.

"H– How rude..! I'll have you know that I was only–"

"Where am I?"

You cut off the weird looking bird-man as you scanned your surroundings and moved to come out of the coffin why were you in a coffin? you were in, in fear of it closing and locking you inside.

You glance warily to the bird-man while keeping an eye on the huge number of robed individuals that you can see. are you in a cult? Damnit, did one of the Brothers' crazy cults decide to kidnap you out of jealousy again??

Especially the seven (reminder that lilia is there with the Housewardens) closest to you and bird-dude.

Some solomon-kinnie motherfucker is currently eyeing you down like he's about to sell your kidneys to the black market or something.. Hmm... Your fight or flight instincts are telling you to sell HIS kidneys instead.

*Ehem*

Burd-dude cleared his throat and addresses you.

"It seems that the teleportation magic has left you disoriented... No matter, I can forgive your offense of trying to threaten me for I am gracious!"

He then looked weirdly like a combination of preening peacock and a proud chicken.

"I repeat. Where in the unholy trinity of the three realms, am I?"

Now that raised a few eyebrows.

You feel for the necklace under your clothes that Thirteen gave you, filing the question of why you're also wearing the same robe as these people away, in your head.

While the guy that you now dub-thee as "bird-bitch" started gawking at you and going on a tangent of being disrespectful, you scan the big hall/room you're in looking for ways to escape.

• • • •

Hmm... This new student seems to be a knowledgeable individual.

Lilia kept his gaze on the student, studying how he took on a defensive stance the moment he got out of the coffin.

They need to calm this student quickly before something happens.

The student seems to be confused on why he's here and is looking for a way to get out.

If the way his eyes moved around the room in quick succession is any indicator.

Not the first time that something like this happens but add in the magicless student's appearance, he gets the feeling that something strange will happen once again.

Seeing him take out and grasp the palm-sized gemstone of a whole 'nother necklace hidden under his robe how many trinkets does this boy have??, Lilia got ready to jump in the fray should something happen.

There's a possibility that the student can use that necklace as a weapon if that was what he chose to hold in this situation and not his other shiny ornaments.

Lilia was proven right when the necklace and the gemstone glowed and formed into a fancy-looking staff that the student quickly pointed towards Crowley.

He looked at the dorm leaders around him to see if any of them will do something.

...

yeah no. If anything, they look like they're watching an amusing show. Especially Schoenheit and Kingscholar..

Though it seems more like Riddle is still assessing the situation before he brings out his infamous collar.

Haahh.. Youngsters these days..

Chapter list | → PROLOGUE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Elae: Sorry if my grammar is off, English isn't my first language.

Btw, Thanks for reading this far! Hope you enjoyed it😊

Srry if my format is also off, I've only been using tumblr for a few days now...

MOST IMPORTANTLY; Should I continue reading this fanfic? I wanna know if people still read Obey mexTwst stories here...

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youatemylollipop · 1 year

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What types of girls do u think the tokrev boys would like (separately), what type would u match the up with?

A/N: Not quite sure if I had understood your questions correctly, but here’s a list of TR boys and their dream girls based on my interpretation of your request.

Ft: Haitani Ran, Hanemiya Kazutora, Matsuno Chifuyu, Mitsuya Takashi & Sano Manjirō (Tokyo Revengers).

Part Two: Haitani Rindō, Hitto Kakuchō & Terano South ➵ Tokyo Revengers

Haitani Ran

➵ I can imagine our little Wednesday Addams being interested in two types of girls.

➵ The first type would be the “high-maintenance” type, obviously someone with a lot of demands and requirements that he cannot meet.

➵ She would be confident with a very high self-esteem and probably very fashionable, walking with her chin held high as if she owned the place.

➵ She would be mischievous and flirtatious, but still loyal.

➵ People would sometimes wonder who the bigger player was between the two before they started dating.

➵ The second type that I can see him being interested in is the quiet and reserved type.

➵ However, she still needs to have high standards and be confident in herself.

➵ The fashionista aspect is not that important, but there has to be something that caught his attention.

➵ If anyone has watched the series "The Queen's Gambit," then you must be familiar with the main heroine, Beth Harmon.

➵ When I say reserved, that's the type of reserved that I truly mean.

➵ The one who seems very shy, only to be interpreted as the incarnation of Satan once she's spoken her mind.

➵ Which could also be seen as the “freak behind closed doors” type.

Hanemiya Kazutora

➵ The "a literal angel" type is the kind of girl that our little banana boy is drawn to.

➵ He wouldn't be interested in just any girl, however.

➵ The only type that would catch his eye is one who is exceptionally gentle and patient, with a natural inclination towards helping others.

➵ The kind of person who can't walk past someone in need without offering a helping hand.

➵ Her kindness is not performative, but instead comes from a genuine desire to make the world a better place.

➵ Sometimes I wonder if this girl even exists.

➵ Someone who is very shy and sweet.

➵ She might have a tendency to blush when she's happy or flustered, which only makes her more endearing.

➵ Her voice is soft and soothing, the kind that could calm anyone down with just a few words.

➵ Can also be referred to as the "can't even hurt a fly" type. But to our banana boy, she is so much more than that.

➵ She is an angel in human form, a symbol of everything that is good and pure in the world.

Matsuno Chifuyu

➵ The "extreme badass" type.

➵ While Chifuyu is the type of guy who can get along with different kinds of people, he is instantly drawn to the badass type.

➵ He just thinks that she's so cool and can't help but admire her.

➵ I swear to god! This boy is such a big simp!

➵ Pretty much like Baji, she can be unhinged and have serious mood swings.

➵ She can also be very sweet and bubbly.

➵ However, she's still the cool-headed and collected type of girl who manages to dominate any man she meets.

➵ Her aura is warm and inviting, but also cold and haughty.

➵ Blunt. Extremely blunt, but also surprisingly mature.

➵ She probably reminds him of a stray cat in a way, which is mostly because of her tendencies to go missing for a few days.

➵ Because of this strange combination of characteristics she can also be seen as the “self-contradicting” type.

➵ Overall, she is a walking oxymoron whom any other person would have problems getting along with.

➵ Well… anybody but Chifuyu.

Mitsuya Takashi

➵ Mitsuya would probably be attracted to two types of girls.

➵ The first is the “mother-like” type.

➵ One who is extremely mature, sweet, and caring.

➵ She is excellent with children and takes school very seriously.

➵ She’s a good cook and his sisters love her.

➵ Very hardworking to the point that he sometimes has to ensure that she is not overworking herself.

➵ She can also be seen as the “selfless” type because she tends to place others’ needs before her own.

➵ He would like her because they share a lot of common ground in their interests and values.

➵ The second type is the “she-devil” type.

➵ She’s mischievous and loves to fluster him on a daily basis.

➵ Makes sure to flirt with him and send him compliments and is very bold in showing her attraction.

➵ Still very good with kids and enjoys teasing him a lot.

➵ I think this would be seen as the opposites attract trope due to Mitsuya’s constant need to be like a parental figure for his sisters.

Sano Manjirō

➵ The “too strange for this world” type.

➵ When our little taiyaki (as well as dorayaki) lover had met her, she had immediately piqued his interest.

➵ Because it's a well-known fact that Mikey doesn't get interested in 'ordinary' people.

➵ She had most likely said something utterly ridiculous or done something weird.

➵ And even if she didn't, she probably has a unique sense of fashion that makes her stand out from the crowd.

➵ Typically, she's the type of girl who has an odd way of thinking, and most people can't grasp what she means.

➵ Mikey obviously finds her amusing.

➵ The “dreamer” is the other type that Mikey would most likely get attracted to.

➵ She is the one who has been held hostage by her overly strict parents and wishes for her prince charming to whisk her away.

➵ Or rather, her knight in shining armor, because let's face it, Mikey is nowhere near as sophisticated as a prince is supposed to be.

➵ But it doesn't matter, as long as he’s that somebody that’ll 'show her the world', take her on various adventures, and save her from monsters—or the evil wizard/witch that has been keeping her in confinement.

➵ As you can see, she is the biggest romantic on earth, and Mikey finds it adorable and would happily bring some new colors to shower her world with.

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honoviadakai · 2 months

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What you favorite Hazbin hotel song says about you 😈🎶😇

(This list includes songs from the pilot as well as a few others that are not official but are near and dear to the fandom's collective heart)

I’m always chasing rainbows 🌈:

…so how’s your relationship with your parents?

You have a good heart but you’re way too hard on yourself

You don’t always have to be busting your ass off, taking breaks is not a crime

Also failing is not the end of the world

I believe in you, please be kinder to yourself

Inside of every demon is a rainbow 🌈 😈:

Golden retriever energy

You are so sweet but so naive

I honestly feel like if this is your fav song, I could spit in your meal and you'd just smile and get a new plate

It's ok to go apeshit

If you did ever get mad I genuinely feel like you'd be absolutely terrifying

But you're such a sweet person, i can't imagine someone pushing you to that point

Inside of every demon is a lost cause/Alastor's reprise 🎶👿:

You're a cynical bastard and you wear that shit like a badge of honor

You're on the same page as Alastor in terms of redemption being impossible/pointless

If this song is your favorite, you laugh at children when they fall over

very loudly

You're the one in your friend group that everyone has to warn about before introducing you to knew people

You receive the bombastic side eye so often you smile every time it happens

ADDICT🕸️🚬:

You need a hug

All of the hugs

You're doing your best and I just want you to know I'm proud of you

Vox's Interlude📺🎶:

You like Dubstep

You like Dubstep to a concerning degree

You're also disappointed Vox doesn't have the same voice effect in cannon that he has in the song

You're a Vox simp, but you're really chill about it

Royal Flush🥃♥️♠️♦️♣️:

Hello my fellow Pansexuals and Husk Fans~

If this if your favorite song, you're a Mick Lauer fan and you were sad to hear he wasn't coming back to the official series and it made you even more jaded than you already were(I feel you)

You're also a fan of Johnathan Young and Rock music

You lowkey giggle every time you hear the "every hole is a goal" line

You probably have a sever resting bitch face that scares ppl sometimes, but deep down you're a softy

A jaded softy, but a softy

Radio Play📻🎶:

Hello Alastor fans that lament the recasting of Edward Bosco

Hello Black Gyrph0n fans that think he's not receiving enough recognition

How deep in the financial debt hole are you because of your love of Alastor and new found desire to have a retro 30's aesthetic once this song dropped?

You have good taste in music but I feel like you'd say out of pocket shit on accident

You probably know how to do the Charleston pretty well and that's pretty cool

Redemption arc🙏🎶:

Hello my depressed gifted child burnouts and Elise Lovelock fans

You're a girlboss, you really are, but I need you to take more breaks and drink more water

You strike me as someone who takes the phrase "act your wage" as a suggestion at best

If over thinking was an Olympic sport, you'd win gold, silver ans bronze

stop trying to carrying other people's baggage on top of your own, that's not building character, its building more work for your therapist

Assuming you've even allowed yourself to see one!

Insane🦌🔪:

You're unhinged

like Niffty levels unhinged

but you have good taste in music

You're also a very vocal Alastor fan

You need to be watched 24/7 because you strike me as someone who'd commit war crimes for fun

Eyes on me📺🥲:

You like Techno a normal amount

you're probably a Bo Burnham fan

You also give the vibe that you like anime like Evangalion

as well as the vibe of hiding behind a chill facade even though you're kinda depressed

you also give the impression that you're into enemies to lovers and once sided pining in romance

You ship Vox x Alastor in a wholesome way and you're foaming at the mouth for their backstory

You hate Val(as you should)

Change the order 👑🪽:

You lament that Lucifer doesn't have a British accent

You HEAVILY lament Lucifer not being a heartless asshole

You oh so desperately wanna see Lucifer and Lilith in their prime/as a united power couple

You have slight daddy issues

You're also probably someone who grew up with some religious trauma

You're in your villain arc but it's mostly yo protect yourself

i highly suggest getting a dog, a rubber duck collection and a therapist

Get hooked🚬🦋:

Your search history is not suitable for human eyes

You definitely have daddy issues

You desperately wanna see Val on the poles

You're fun at partied but you cannot be left unsupervised under any circumstances

You radiate bad bitch energy but I feel like you'd apologize to a kindly janitor if you had to walk on a floor they just finished mopping

You can run in heels and I respect that immensely

Smile like you mean it😁🦌:

I get it! You love Alastor! Please lower your voice a tad friend!

It's concerning how quick you'd sell your soul to this man

You like jazz unironically(nice)

You wanna experience one of Al's radio shows

...I'm not entirely sure if you wanna hear it or be the victim...and that deeply concerns me

Use me up🕷️🥲:

You wanna see Angle Dust fuck shit up(same)

You don't make friends easily but you're the loyalest son of a bitch anyone could ever have and more people need to recognize that

You probably had a really rough childhood

You give ppl middle fingers and sass the way Oprah gave out cars back in the day

You just want a hug, someone to say they're proud of you(I'm proud of you friend) and a month long nap

We're sure to drown🐈‍⬛🥃🥺:

Hello again my fellow Pansexuals and Husk fans

Specifically the ones with severe depression, trust issues and think mixing Tequila and monster energy drinks will help with the abandonment issues

yeah, i see you, put the bottle down mf

get therapy, this a threat

You're so cynical that even shadow the hedgehog would ask if you're ok

asking for help doesn't make you weak fam, i get where your coming from but you need a good plucking you prickly cactus

oddly enough, you give the best advice to the few friends you keep in your circle but take none of your own advice

You listen to country rock with lyrics so sad that everyone in the car with you immediately get concerned

definitely a cat person

POP!👁️💥:

You either wanna be stepped on or do the stepping on

You probably watched Black Lagoon and loved Revy

If you don't know what I'm talking about, look her up, that's your type

Low key probably a pyromaniac

You're that one friend that's ALWAYS ready to punch your friend's ex's in the face

Honestly, I feel like you're scrappy enough to fist fight god with the confidence of someone who thinks they have a shot at winning

My machine 🐍 ⚙️:

You were really excited to see Pentious be one of the show's antagonists

You're still a little bitter about not getting your mad scientist, steam punk, snake man

You did love his War General outfit though

You probably really like shows like Arcane

You really wanted 'Enemies to lovers' CherriSnake or platonic/rivals CherriSnake

You probably have reptile as a pet

most likely a snake

Happy day in hell🎶🎤:

You're a basic Broadway bitch but your optimism is a tad infectious so I'll let it slide

You're a tad too optimistic though

Like, to a concerning degree

Someone could punch you and you'd ask them if they were ok despite having a split lip

you're definitely a workaholic

take that PTO sweetie, work will be there when you come back

Hell is forever😇😈:

you either really like Alex Brightman or you LOVE villains

you also love rock

You kicked your feet like a love sick when Adam did the guitar solo bit

Probably a fan of bands like Skillet

You have religious trauma but your coping mechanism is to crack jokes about it

some of them are probably inappropriate

Stayed gone📺🦌:

You ship Vox x Alastor a "normal" amount

You'd sell your soul for Vox and Al to have more duets together

You're probably a Vox simp

If you're not, its cuz you're an Al simp

You giggled at "That's the tea"

You also drooled at Al's demon form towards the end of the song

It starts with sorry🐍🥹:

friend, you are way too forgiving

someone could steal your life's savings and I feel like you'd just let them have it because "they probably need it more"

You were very proud of Pentious

Respectless💅📱:

You radiate chihuahua energy

You are 5'2 or smaller and 90 lbs soaking wet

someone need to make sure you don't run these streets lawless

don't get me wrong

You are absolutely a bad bitch that serves cunt like a 5 star restaurant serves gourmet steak

but you're gonna say the wrong thing to the wrong person one day

you cannot afford to fuck around and find out when they're over 5'9 my friend, sit down please

Whatever it takes🦋🩰:

you're the eldest child of your family aren't you

You don't need to prioritize everyone before yourself!

Love yourself first damn it!

You probably like Milfs or goths

You also probably wish Zestial had more songs

I have a feeling your favorite Disney movie is Encanto...

Poison🚬🕷️🥺:

Holy fuck you need a hug

You're either a survivor of some kind or life has just been kicking you in the balls for no god damn reason

Come here, I'm adopting you and making sure you're actually happy

You're low key an amazing dancer

literally one of the best people to be friends with

Loser Baby🐈‍⬛🕷️:

hello my fellow queers, Keith David fans, Blake Roman fans and Huskerdust shippers

You are a connoisseur of slow burn romance

You're probably a depressed hopeless romantic

friend, if you want the Husker to your dust...the loser to your baby...you gotta talk to people...

go touch grass

you're that one friend who bullies your bestie but that's cuz that your guy's love language

If anyone messed with your bestie, you'd fight that person to the death the way Husk and Angel did to those loan sharks

Hell's greatest dad🪽🦌:

You either beef with ppl for fun or you're a very flamboyant theater kid

Its probably both tbh

You probably fell in love with the blonde short king after this song

You ship Radioapple

you want a sitcom ft Radioapple and you'd sell your soul to get it

Your fav Disney movie is probably Aladdin

You totally play "HaHA! Fuck you..." on repeat

More than anything🪽😭:

So how's your relationship with your dad...

You cried so hard to this song that it scared you

grab the tissues, get your coziest blanket and go get your favorite treat

and some therapy

Welcome to Heaven😇🎶:

Emily is your favorite character

Your gaydar was going off when St. Peter started existing

Your a chill person

A little too chill though…

You might still be an active member of your community

Ya might wanna consider reducing your hours, there is such a thing as too much loyalty

Treat yourself to a vacation

You didn't know😧🪽:

Hello fellow black sheep of the family with severe religious trauma

You freaked the fuck out when the “If Hell is forever then Heaven must be a lie” line dropped

You felt so vindicated after this song and honestly, same

You LOVED Emily by the end of this song

Out for love 💗 🩰:

You like MILFs

You want Carmilla to kick/step on you

You’re either a magical girl fan, a fan of Latin music or both

You cheered so hard for Vaggie at the end you definitely got a noise complaint 🤣

Ready for this🎤⚔️:

You have anxiety

Your favorite character is probably Charlie

Your favorite movie is probably Marry Poppins or something in the same time period/genre

You’ve dealt with Karen’s before and watching Susan become tolerable was so satisfying for you

You want Alastor and Rosie to adopt you

More than anything(reprise):

You're the poster child of sappy hopeless romantics

You cried a little from joy here

You’re definitely not straight

You want this moment, go get yourself a Vaggie cuz you’re definitely gonna be the Charlie of the relationship

Finale🎶🎆:

You're the ultimate theater kid

This song hit all the sweet spots in your depressed brain for you

Let’s be honest, your favorite part of the song was either the Vees or Alastor

It’d your favorite part was with the Vees, your a huge chaos gremlin

You cannot be trusted with information but you’re very fun at parties

If your favorite part was Alastor’s part, get therapy

If you related to that part on a spiritual level, you mask so hard I’d believe you if you said you were born wearing a mask

#Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin music #musicals #Hazbin meme

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genshingorlsrevengeance · 3 months

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New Series I can write for!

Now, this is a truly momentous occasion I'm announcing. ESPECIALLY for my older followers before the original Genshingorls came into being.

I can now write for Fire Emblem: Three Houses and AU's for it!

This game means so much to me, it's what led me to some of my closest friends and what got me to love writing after being burnt out.

I used to write for FE3H until 2020ish then it moved onto House Isekai, I didn't want to come back to it until I felt my writing was improved enough.

Thanks to 2-3 years of with you guys, I finally feel like I'm ready.

So much so, that almost the entire cast is joining, even the guys!

That's about the gist of it for those wanting to simp, but if you want to see some of the crackhead energy I've been keeping inside when it comes to crossovers you guys can ask for, take a look below the cut!

And now, with Three Houses finally making its re-debut in my writing, that means The original 3H AU's will be available as well, should you desire them!

Those AU's are the following:

Persona 3, Persona 4, Persona 5, Overlord, Konosuba, Gakkou-Gurashi (School-Live!), DOOM, Trails of Cold Steel

And those AU's had some of my favorite interactions to write to date because of how unhinged/funny/great the pairings were! Examples such as:

These interactions are far better if you played their respective games obviously, but most of these interactions I got to write thanks to you guys requesting them. I hope I can do so again!

Of course, now that they're here on this blog, that means things like Genshin Characters in 3H and vice versa is fair game.

But that's if one desires crossover hell, I'm just happy to be writing for one of my all time favorite games/casts again!

Long rant over, thanks for reading if you even cared to!

And for my House Isekai followers, kept you waiting, huh?

#not an ask #chris's thoughts

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wen-kexing-apologist · 3 months

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14 and 17

Shan! Hello and Welcome to the SECRET CRUSH ON YOU ASK GAME RESPONSE!!!

Shout out and appreciation for the the perfect combination with which I get to talk about a show you have been torturing me with gifs of for the last couple weeks. I blame you for the internal war that has been brewing between me wanting to rewatch this show and knowing that I have a never-ending list of other content I need to get through.

ANYWAY

14- Sunshine/Sunshine

Daisy and Intouch

This may perhaps be a little untraditional because I know that Daisy does carry a sadness within her, but my GOD when she smiles? The entire world lights up, and Intouch lights up with her. These two are fucking adorable and I really wish we had gotten more time with the two of them. I mean, look at my girl. She is just so sweet and full of life, and she knows herself even if she struggles with it at times. And Intouchis just so enamored with her in the kindest and sweetest possible ways. I will never forget the translator’s note that made sure international audiences knew just how respectful of Daisy’s identity Intouch was being. I LOVE THEM, YOUR HONOR!

17- Ugly Duckling

Now, we all know Seng and Surprise are beautiful, attractive people HOWEVER Secret Crush on You does not treat them this way, and that is fantastic because it means that we get to watch these boys go from being seen as “losers” to being seen as attractive and desirable. I appreciate that we got a story where the usual side characters are actively being pursued by the conventionally attractive and popular boys in the school. And honestly, I consider Khaojao x Sky to be a wonderful Ugly Duckling trope in the way that Khaojao starts to see himself as desirable and attractive and becomes more confident and secure in his relationship to Sky without really changing…anything about himself. It’s phenomenal.

Gonna give you a bonus, non-SCOY response to 14...

14- Sunshine/Sunshine

Akafuji and Aoyanagi, BL Drama no Shuen ni Narimashita: Crank Up Hen

My loser simp, his leg kabedon, and his bright, smiley, anxious main. This entire show was sunshine so maybe it just bled in to everything else in the show. But dear lord I loved every minute of their unhinged, fanboy interactions.

BL Romance Trope Ask Game

#secret crush on you #daisy x intouch #khaojao x sky #sky x khaojao #scoy #bl drama no shuen ni narimashita: crank up hen #i became the main role of a bl drama

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nozunhinged · 7 months

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Noz vs. reality vs. fiction

As I have experienced my very first unhinged, real person character crush in the form of Boeing aka Mond Tanutchai, I would like to digress into the topic of fiction vs. reality (mainly for myself 🤓).

The carnal desire Boeing awakened in me was absolutely UNMATCHED, nothing I've ever experienced before. I mean, look at him????

I have been an unhinged simp for 2D characters since my teenage years and all my fantasies also lived in this world. It was a separation easy to make and I have to admit I never really knew how to be a fan of irl people, be it actors, singers or whatever their profession.

And then Boeing happened. This man took my moral compass and smashed it until I felt like nothing was left of it. The unhinged in my blog name finally reached its final form. It was a trip.

For the first time I found myself reading all the information about the actor the internet has to offer.

But as it turns out, Mond Tanutchai as a person, as the actor he's existing in this world — does nothing for me. That 1. shows how good he is at his profession and 2. that my carnal desire exists for Boeing and Boeing only.

And this is where it gets interesting.

Where do I choose to draw the line between fiction and reality in the future? Am I now fan of Mond because he plays Boeing so well or am I a fan of Mond because he's playing Boeing in general? Will both options blur the line between the two and and make me want to start to look for traits of Boeing in Mond? Am I even able to separate both of them completely?

This is so extremely interesting to go through right now, because I feel that is the core of the whole reality vs fiction discussion.

Even if I might be able to separate the two — it's so easy to cross that line. To dehumanize this very human being and make them what I want them to be. Fanservice is the perfect example for that and I'm happy in doesn't exist for Only Friends.

It's also kind of scary and I don't know how to move further yet.

And just to be clear: this isn't meant to criticize any form of fandom experience.

I just really like taking a step back to look at how my fairly new fandom life is playing out :)

#noz learns about fandom #only friends the series #ofts #only friends boeing #mond tanutchai #fandom culture #fandom

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scarlet-ancunin · 2 years

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✞ঔৣ۝Sandman/Quantum leap Master List۝ঔৣ✞

Request: Temp Closed

Unless stated or requested by Reader, Desire's pronouns will always be they/them, but for nsfw purposes, they will be male unless stated otherwise by request of the reader.

Also, If I reach a certain amount of requests I will temp close the request in order to fulfill the ones received. Also i clearly dont own Sandman lol this is just to satisfy the Unhinged hoes here.

~ ♡ ~ ♡ ~ ♡ ~

⚠️Please Read ⚠️

~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o

The Sandman - Desire

Hold On

Meeting Desire For The First Time

Meeting Your Parents

My Personal Hero

Sneaking Off

A Jealous Endless

Desire Edging The Reader

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Changing It Up

Wrong Realm

Desire Helping You Through Doubts

You Are Perfect

An Endless Soulmate

Desire Dating A Werewolf

I’m Always With You

Dancing With Desire

Its Me You Feel In Longing

Desire Dealing With A Nightmare

A Twins Experiment

Desire Of The Endless

Your Belong To Me

Beautiful Just The Way You Are

Not Again

First Kiss Butterflies

Shhh Your Sleeping

No More, I'm Sorry

Desire Reacting To You Passing Out From Pleasure

Don’t Test Me

Desire Dating A Vampire

Meow Meow

Not This Time

Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile

2 Times You Saw Them, 1 Time They Saw You

I'm Not Giving Up

Business Meeting

It Started With A Song

What Do You Desire?

Red Stained Kisses

Simple Distractions

Who Would Win

Desire Helping You Through Head Pain

Tolerable

Family Dinner

It's Just A Dream

Starting A Family

Desire Dating An Ace S/o

Come Back

Desire Dating A Tall S/o

Look At You

I'm Right Here

What Do You Desire

Desire Punishing The Reader

Epithumia & Their Immortal Lover

Hush Love, I'm Here

My Cat Is An Endless

That Won't Work

My Werewolf Lover

My Perfect Munchkin

I'll Fix Your Broke Heart

Nice Underwear~

Desire Dating Lucifer Morningstar Child

Rocky Horror Night

Please Don't Forget Me

Desire dating the god of mischief

Desire Dating A Neko Reader

Taming My Werewolf Lover

Will You Join Me

Quantum Leap - Ian Wright

Teaser Fic: To Help You

Teaser Fic: Wasn't A Suggestion

The Cutest Thing Every

Giving Ian Nicknames~

I Told You Not To Overdo It

Shut Up, Let Me Kiss You

I Can't Think Of Anything But You

Dating Ian Wright~

Hold My Hand Please (Spooky Fic)

I'm Trying To Seduce You!?

Never Letting Go

It's Time to Wake Up

Please Contact The Manufacturer

Come Back Please

A Kiss Solves Everything

Stay With Me

My Rock' n Roll Lover

A Touch From You Is All I Need

Spending A Rainy Day With Ian Wright

Losers Win To -

Maybe You Want All Three

How You Know When They Are Horny

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ozzgin · 7 months

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Yandere Jane The Killer with Female Reader who is like Mary Bloody Queen from Identity V(It’s ok if you don’t know Identity V. I adored Mary/BloodyQueen. I feel like Jane The Killer would simp over her. So yes, Yandere Jane x Bloody Queen Reader.)

Sadly I’ve never played nor heard of the game, but it seems there are several essays of character analysis for this Madame Red, which makes it easier for me. I think I have a good idea about her and I do agree the two of them would make a tragic but well fitted pair.

Yandere! Creepypasta x Bloody Queen! Reader

Featuring Jane the Killer and a female reader that strongly resembles the Bloody Queen. TW: May contain violence

Jane has made a promise. She vowed to dedicate herself to a single purpose, that of seeking vengeance. She has abandoned her previous life, the friends she’s known and any hope of normalcy given her fate of an unfortunate test subject. Yes, that much is clear to her. So why, oh why, is she in such pitiful state right now? She’s crouching like a thief in utmost secrecy, hoping to catch the smallest glimpse of your presence. That’s all she needs, nothing more. Why is your sight so soothing to her? She cannot answer. Perhaps it was the way she instantly recognized the look in your eyes, because it’s very much similar to that of her own. The bitterness, the betrayal, the resentful hate boiling within the depths of your black irises, ready to spill over. You’ve been hurt in your past.

She had hoped she’d be satisfied with just observing you from afar. With each day, however, a certain longing seems to bloom and branch out, with powerful tendrils grasping her heart and clouding her mind. She sees your lonely figure and can’t help but fervently wish she could take away your misery. Your only sin is being naïve. Misunderstood. She wants to claw and tear this treacherous world apart, until all that’s left is you and her and…peace.

Once you start dating, Jane is over the moon. Being with you feels like a nightmarish veil has been lifted, and her former self, buried and forgotten in time, digs its way out once again. Warmth floods her body and her lungs expand with fresh, calming air. On your end, you’ve always been somewhat egoistic and burdened by greed. Yet this time it’s different. It’s a paradoxical, directed egoism. You’ve selfishly fallen in love with this mysterious, ghastly stranger that spontaneously invaded your life and your senses. Her bottomless orbs glisten with adoration, but something isn’t quite right about it. It’s twisted, unhinged, a maddening frenzy that traps your being into submission. You don’t mind. You’re a glutton for many things, and nothing is sweeter than unadulterated love. It’s the loyalty that you always desired.

Alas, she hasn’t abandoned her goal. Once you become aware of her intentions, you offer to join her on this intriguing quest of revenge. You can’t say no to such a story of redemption. You arrange your sleeves in the mirror and listen to the worried warnings of your partner. Jane would rather be certain of your safety. Once the outfit appears to be of your desired standard, you linger before your reflection and thoughtfully trace the stitches on your neck. “Have I ever told you why they call me Madame Red?” You turn back towards the pallid woman. A chuckle escapes your mouth upon noticing her nervous expression. “You needn’t concern yourself with my wellbeing. I have faced my fears once and defied my fate.” You pause and search for the words, muddled up in distant memories. This time, when the guillotine falls, you shall be the executioner. At last, it’s your turn to lay the final piece as you glare victoriously at your opponent and announce it: checkmate.

#creepypasta #yandere creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta headcanons #jane the killer #yandere #yandere x reader #jane the killer x reader #identity 5 #bloody queen

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dianadeadwing · 6 months

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Tell us more about Gene x Peter. Gush to your heart's desire!

Well if you insist… here’s my ~*~Genecadero~*~ essay!

There’s this old article on the internet somewhere about romance writing that I’m trying to find that talks about the key to a good romantic pairing being love interests who appear on the surface as being very different but are very similar at their core. They talked about Buffy and Spike I think, but I think more Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji (essentially rule boy x class clown). Rudy and Louise work really well on this level. Louise is being the spunky kid in detention and Rudy more of a soft spoken rule-following hall monitor. But at their heart they really care about their friends and families and doing what’s right.

This got me thinking about who could be a love interest for Gene, the loud, attention-seeking, middle-child who’s actually really gentle, sensitive, and insecure at his core. And, well, Peter Pescadero does seem really different from Gene on the surface. Him being soft spoken but sassy is the opposite of Gene being loud but sweet. They’ve got that cat and dog energy. Yet they are also very similar. They both love unconventional music. Neither of them seem interested in traditionally masculine things like sports and have a lot of girls for friends. Peter has repeatedly gone out of his way to help Gene with things. Most recently letting him borrow an expensive piece of musical equipment in “Amelia" that belonged to his older brother. (Gene who always has sticky hands and is forgetful, it just seems like alot to trust someone with)

My personal head canon just based on vibes and queer wish fulfillment is that Peter has a crush on Gene that Gene is completely oblivious to. He keeps joining all these projects with Gene to be around him and trying to drop awkward hints but Gene either consciously or unconsciously doesn’t notice. Unconsciously because he states himself that he’s not good at picking up on vibes or consciously because he really shies away from anything that would be too much like growing up and especially with Tina as his older sister he might equate any kind of romantic relationship with teenagers.

I think if Gene ever did let himself think about it he would get hit hard. Gene is someone who is extremely affectionate and enjoys being around people. Eventually I think he’s going to find someone to redirect all of the devotion he has towards Linda and just be a total simp towards whoever he ends up with.

Also more pragmatically, stories are conflict driven and Gene is conflict avoidant. Peter has the potential to be unhinged enough to drive conflict in any writing about them. And then Gene’s extreme affection for the people close to him will drive him into the conflict as well.

#bobs burgers #txt #gene belcher #peter pescadero #genecadero #rarepair #Courtney is too similar to Gene #Alex and Gene fight too much #imho #headcanon #rare pair hell #thank you for pushing me farther down this rabbit hole #im suffering #but it’s a good suffering

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nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos · 3 months

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Taking a bit of an advantage of the fact you're drawing Doffy now, (my autpcorrect wanted to call him Dodgy), I'm curious! Why do you think people simp for him? (This is a genuine question!! No hate and no sarcasm and no hidden intentions behind it, I just don't see the appeal and have been curious about what other people might see in him!)

Probably because muscles

No but in all seriousness. I honestly don't simp for him myself. I think he's interesting, but he's the very definition of narcissism and I'm not into that.

That being said, I completely get the appeal of villainous characters, but unhinged villains in general? They represent freedom from the restraint of a conscience. The little nudge that reminds you that getting revenge against people who wronged you is BAD; that you can't just steal things you want or need because it's BAD; that loving yourself is good but belitting others is BAD. And when you do bad things, whether intentionally or by accident, you're stuck feeling guilty about it.

Characters like Doffy don't really seem to have to deal with that. The nudge, the subconscious reminder that you should feel guilty when you do wrong. That you should empathize with your fellow humans. They're free from all the guilt and the pain, and are free to focus on their goals and desires without any hang-ups, thus frequently achieving their goals where characters with more sound morals might have a harder time.

I personally think that's the reason, whether anyone realizes it or not. Even though Doflamingo is oppressing an entire nation, he represents freedom from the restraints that are put on us by both the expectations of society and the restraint of conscience. He's confident, charismatic, and unapologetic in everything he does, and isn't tied down by fear of repercussions from himself or anyone else.

All of these can be good personality traits, even enviable personality traits for someone who lacks self-confidence; but when you shove them all together into one person, you can and often do end up with an arrogant and uninhibited villain that has no concern for anyone but themselves and sees nothing wrong with it. And that's pretty much what Doffy is. A character that isn't afraid to take what they want to make themselves happy and achieve their own goals.

#doflamingo #one piece #rambles

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riddle-me-ri · 1 year

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So we've had the pengys go through nnn (and honestly props to MOST of them lasting so long cause i know id be pouncing on them just 2 weeks in 🥴) what about the Eddies? How did they do?

A/N: asdfghj uhhh the absolute rush to get this done before november is over lol. Also I’m not gonna lie I was reluctant when I saw @finniestoncrane upload the follow up to her nnn with the riddler’s earlier lol. It just seems weird lol and I don’t wanna repeat what she wrote or seem like I’m copying lmao (even though we mutually agreed we’re symbiotic and often travel the same mental wavelengths, but I’ll do my best), I will say some of these answers are inspired by her though. Please give hers a read when you get a chance! Here’s a link to the follow-up and the original challenge (it even includes daddy oz my beloved)

Trigger Warnings: highly suggestive? Lots of teasing for both parties, mentions of masturbation (blatant hints lmao), and suggestive language that’s about it.

Also the Riddlers have a ranking system too. Same as with the Pengys:

1: being absolutely weak, thirsty simp energy, lost on the first day

10: being resilient, confident asshat that managed his impulse control just once for 30 days, but once its over you’ll both be out of commission.

How The Riddlers Handle NNN

Now, I know what you’re probably thinking, Ri these numbers are pretty high, well…that’s because if there’s one thing most of these Riddlers can’t stand…is to lose it’s almost as bad as proving him he’s wrong. Just based on that principle alone, his resilience is peaked, but then you get whores like Zero Year or baby girls like Young Justice that just don’t make it. Bless them.

Arkhamverse Riddler (9.5 out of 10):

He was close…so close…figuratively and literally. When you first mentioned the challenge to you, he scoffed. Such a childish game, only a baboon would lose at something so primal and pointless. Of course, having to prove how easy it was he took on the challenge.

Little did he realize just how much feeling your soft warm skin actually effected him. While he was tinkering away at his projects or slamming on his keyboard…he’d see you doing something mundane out of the corner of his eye. You sit on the couch, you watch TV, read a book. Your shorts riding up, the rise and fall of your chest.

Damnit, damnit, damnit.

He does make it through though, how he did you had no idea. Every time he looked at you it seemed likely he’d pounce but he did pounce finally by December 1st.

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler (3 out of 10):

This Edward just got used to you touching him. To the idea of jerking one out to you when you were at work or if he got particularly fired up and you were preoccupied with something. You were the perfect thing to relieve his stress…and for a whole month he’d have to find something else? After being spoiled with you?

His online chess games, incessant scribbling in his ledgers, crosswords scattered complete everywhere. Nothing helped, nothing like you. Ed is an absolute mess. Feet, hands, fingers constantly shaking and fidgeting.

It’s November 5th, you come by and barely greet him with your sweet voice and he’s gone. You probably should’ve brought an overnight bag, you’re not going anywhere for a few days…maybe not for the rest of the month.

Gotham Riddler (10 out of 10):

It doesn’t matter what it is. If it’s the world’s most complex Rubic’s cube or seeing if he can go a whole month without cumming. A game is a game.

Edward doesn’t lose to games. When he plays he plays for keeps. Especially if that prize means he gets to keep you under an undisclosed period of time, doing only what he asks.

He won’t lie though. Ed’s a victim of often counting his eggs before they hatch. Already assuming his win, sometimes he’ll catch himself getting hard at the faintest idea of what he wants to do to you when he wins. Which costs him to swiftly remind himself that the game is still on, he can’t lose himself to his unhinged carnal desires.

Not yet. There is a game to be won.

BTAS Riddler (9 out of 10):

Oh, well…this is a different objective to most challenges. Edward can’t say he’s not interested though. He is adamant that it’s an even playing field for the two of you.

Every time your kisses to his cheek last longer than usual. So will his hand that’s wrapped around your waist. For every tempting kiss there’s an even more persuasive touch to combat it. It’s an alluring power struggle of who can snap first.

Edward has to admit, you were far more resilient than he gave himself credit for. He finds himself lost in thought of your latest tactics…

He groans in frustration, rubbing the temples of his head. Ed tries to think of anything or anyone else to get his emotions elsewhere and for his second head to calm down.

It’s November 29th, he absolutely despises the concupiscent mess he’s become over this past month. But he can taste the finish line and it tastes like you. The moment it hits midnight on December 1st. He’s gone and he’s taking you down with him.

Zero Year Riddler (3.5 out of 10):

This dick head. This candy ass…

Listen, listen, he’s too much of a greedy attention whore to stop getting what he wants. He doesn’t care for some stupid challenge. What good is it if it’s just going to keep him from doing what he wants? That just seems highly stupid and counter intuitive.

He wants you, he’ll have you, don’t think he won’t make you break your streak as well.

No if, ands, or buts about it. Good luck coming up with a decent argument.

Twojar Riddler (7 out of 10):

This Edward I imagine has partaken in this challenge, like…just cause? I don’t know I feel like he sometimes gets his kicks by refraining himself from doing tasks that normally compel him. So when he’s with you and you challenge him. He thinks he’s got this in the bag, but that competing with a partner makes things way more tantalizing.

He didn’t stop to think what would happen if his teasing tricks were ever thrown back in his face. It becomes less about keeping himself in check and more about getting you to lose first.

It’s barely the 10th of November, neither of you have made a provocative move yet. Albeit at this point just about everything you do turns him on. Ed misses touching and holding you, and as much as he hates to admit it, it’s frustrating as hell for him.

You bent down to pick something off the floor and before you know it, you’re launched onto the couch with Ed instantly hovering over you.

You both may have lost, but you never felt more like a winner seeing how you made Gotham’s enigma snap.

Gotham City Sirens Riddler (10 out of 10):

Oohh, this seems fun.

It’ll definitely break up the monotony of you two’s day to day. Especially seeing as how after particular difficult cases, he either rushes home to you or puts in a call from his office for you to…um…visit.

The lengths he goes to to distract himself from wandering about you however, proves to be the primary challenge. More often than not he’s rubbed one out at his desk when you weren’t available or he was just too wound up to move anymore.

You may find a dart board with ten darts in it and littered with various miniscule holes. You’ll see stacks of files. One day organized by alphabet, the next shelved by chronological order.

Edward is a mess that’s one more bad day away, one more outlandish case from absolutely railing you on the nearest surface. However, he finds relief when he glances at his calendar and sees it’s December 1st. Grinning, he decides to close his office early and come straight home to you.

Young Justice Riddler (-5 out of 10):

Okay, first of all. How dare you, t-this is just absolutely cruel. The poor baby girl can’t even handle holding hands or cheek kisses??

You have to go over the rules with him a few times. One is to make sure he understands, the second is for it to sink in how royally screwed he is…ironically. He tries, the sweetheart absolutely does try but he doesn’t even last a day.

Ed couldn’t help it, you just looked so pretty and you just had to kiss his cheek cause he “looks so cute.” Whatever blood was there that flushed his face went straight down to his groin and he was bricked up before he even got to the bathroom.

Telltale Riddler (11 out of 10):

This old bag rolls his eyes at the challenge. Much like Arkhamverse, he finds it extremely primitive and stupid waste of time and energy. He indulges you though, on the sole purpose of seeing you get riled up and flustered.

You don’t even get to try and tease him or make him break. He’s already somehow three steps ahead of you. He infiltrates your thoughts and gets under your skin like a crusty rugged viper. All of a sudden it became a test more so for you than him.

He wins by a dumb landslide. Ed chuckled pleased, of course he’d win, you shouldn’t expect any less. Now…his prize?

Hush (DCAU) Riddler (4.5 out of 10):

Much like a few other Riddlers on here, this Ed tries fumbling convince you that he would win. He won’t fall for your flirtatious wiles…however that’s not what he had to be concerned with.

It would be the middle of the month, like November 20th or 25th almost more than halfway through. He’s bound up tight, his stress on the brink of tipping over, but he tries to remind himself the reward will be worth it. Not to mention the absolute bragging rights…

Until he has a run-in with Batman or he’s the butt of another joke among the Rogues Gallery. His confidence is crushed. You don’t even have to ask him what’s wrong, you can just tell. You’re the only one that can make him feel like he’s worth something, that he is a somebody.

You make all the mocking sneers, jeers, and cackles go away.

Let the poor man lose, and let him lose sweetly. There’s always next year.

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A Simple Fate

A Simple Fate https://ift.tt/x1sqBTA by lizz505 "She was smiling like an insane person. He liked it. "What do you feel about me?" "I'm obsessed, I'm infatuated, I desire you." "That's a lie." She retorted. "What do you feel about me?" It was his turn to ask. "I'm interested in you, I desire you, and if you think you're obsessed with me, you have no idea what obsession truly is." The smile never left her lips. "Do you think you're capable of murder?" "Maybe, you?" She asked "Yes." He answered and went back to his book." ____ A story where Hermione and Draco join forces to overthrow Voldemort and become the New Dark Lord and Dark Lady, the dawn of a new era is approaching. Will they execute their plan successfully? Will their new reign survive and thrive? Will they become everything they dreamed of? A story of thirst for power, violence and love. Words: 1516, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Categories: F/M Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Daphne Greengrass Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Dark Narcissa Black Malfoy, Inspired by Hades and Persephone (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins, Muggle Technology, Dark Lord Draco Malfoy, Dark Lady Hermione Malfoy, Dark Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Secret Relationship, Overthrowing Voldemort, Wordless Magic, Occlumency (Harry Potter), Legilimency (Harry Potter), Inappropriate Use of Legilimency (Harry Potter), Torture, Murder, Spell Creation (Harry Potter), Explicit Sexual Content, Consensual Non-Consent, Rough Sex, Dacryphilia, Spanking, Impact Play, mild degradation kink, Praise Kink, Breeding Kink, Table Sex, Dom/sub Undertones, Simp Draco Malfoy, touch her and you die, Revenge, Mental Health Issues, Toxic Draco Malfoy, BAMF Hermione Granger, BAMF Narcissa Black Malfoy, Ron Weasley Bashing, Order of the Phoenix Bashing, Everyone is going through some shit, very very descriptive torture, Draco and Hermione are extremely toxic and unhinged, touch him and you die, Extremely OOC Hermione, Extremely OOC Draco, Muggle technology mixed with Magic, Draco collects mugs and odd things, Domestic Fluff, Draco spoils Hermione, Supportive Narcissa Black Malfoy, Reference to art and literature, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Draco likes Tesco, reference to movies, Underling elements of WWII, Underling elements of fascism, Developing Relationship, Possessive Draco Malfoy, Possessive Hermione Granger, Obsessive Draco Malfoy, Obsessive Hermione Granger, Magically Powerful Draco Malfoy, Powerful Hermione Granger, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Happy Ending, Cannibalism via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/AJOrSUN March 28, 2024 at 12:36AM

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Anonymous Asks: "Curious, but how do you think Jean is like in bed? What is his cute side like? Does he even have a cute and wholesome side?"

Oh he definitely has a cute and wholesome side!! I think if he were less unhinged he’d be more like my headcanons for Joseph where he’s just soft and sweet and wants to be loved and to have his tough appearance looked past.

But as for your questions…

Content: Obligatory content warning for Everything About Jean but this one’s actually mostly chill, spanking, handcuffs, blood kink, knife kink, d/s dynamic, sadism, soft domming, 24/7 dynamic, mentions of kidnapping and manipulation

What He’s Like In Bed:

This really depends on what his sweetheart wants from him, he’s a versatile man and he can make anything work

He’s a kinky fucker, so whatever you want he can easily match

You want it soft and sweet? Vanilla lovemaking? He’s holding you so gently and whispering praise against your lips

You want it a lil rough and fun? He’ll break out the fluffy handcuffs and spank you a little

You want it real freaky? He’ll bring out the knife and make you bleed for him, if that’s what you want

But if it’s up to him, it’s 24/7 dynamics, sadism alternated with soft domming, a total exchange of power where he’s in control of you and can take both his anger and his love out on you <3

He likes being in charge. He’s a dom top through and through, and if you try to take over he will make you submit (have fun with that, brats ;3 )

Well, he says he’s a dom top, but if you really get him to let his guard down and make a good argument, he will bottom and/or submit for you…

His dick game is unreal, and he gives head like a GOD

Like yes he’s a walking red flag and you should run away immediately, but he will make it worth your while if you stick around~

His Cute Side:

When he’s feeling secure in the relationship, he’s all soft and sweet

Even if he’s trying to manipulate things behind the scenes, he’s nothing but an angel to you unless you try to leave him

Listen, no PDA unless he wants it, and that won’t be soft or sweet. If there’s PDA, it’s to stake a claim on you. But behind closed doors? He’s the biggest cuddlebug!

He doesn’t want anyone else to see him as anything but cool and aloof, but when you’re alone, the simp comes out

He needs physical contact with you at all times. Even if it’s just a casual arm around your shoulders or you clinging to his arm, he needs to feel you next to him, even in public

In private, he needs more. He needs you to hold him and to let him hold you. He’s always touching you so lovingly, a hand on yours or his lips on your shoulder or his arms around your waist

He brings you so many gifts! Flowers and stuffies and sweets and whatever else your heart desires

He never lets an hour go by without telling you he loves you, without telling you how you’re his world and he’d do anything for you

He’s all smiles and compliments, and all of them are genuine and heartfelt. He really does adore you, in his own fucked up little way

Sometimes he’ll hold you in his arms for hours, telling you all about the future he imagines with you and asking what you want from your future together too (yes, he is making notes for when he inevitably kidnaps you, he wants to make it a nice kidnapping!)

#swwsdj #something's wrong with sunny day jack #sdj jean #jean laurent x reader #gn!reader #sdj headcanons #18+ only #sunshine #dark side of the sun

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