#Im tired and thought this was funny

[justseveralowls]

That's a pretty flower, so bright and happy

This flower wouldn't hurt anyone, I'm sure its just delightful

#medical meme #plantblr #plant biology #nursing #healthcare #this is foxglove #digoxin #nursing school meme #why does it look tasty though #me want bite #i believe there are nursery rhymes about this plant #funny #poisonous flowers #I want to be sparkly and pinks and purples but the world is on fire and I am angry #Im tired and thought this was funny #Digoxin is a really intense med that treats heart failure but will also kill you dead

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

At a Wayne family dinner

DICK: You don't have to hide your powers here

Danny: I'm not trying to hide them, I'm trying to control them

Duke: Wait, I thought you got intangibility two years ago?

Danny: Yeah. It was a lot worse back then. High school is bad enough without your clothes falling off

Tim: *spits out his drink*

#dpxdc #danny phantom #batfam #danny fenton #thought this was funny but im tired and on pain killers so my judgement might not be very good rn

[heartorbit]

holy quintet looks kind of different

#project sekai #emu otori #nene kusanagi #tsukasa tenma #mizuki akiyama #rui kamishiro #pjsk #prsk #proseka #pmmm #i tag then i scream #UAUUUGUUUUU im tired. smifnfile. I didnt mean to draw finish this i kind of just did and now its 2am. and i have #9am lifedrawing class. sniflfmelfle. Goodnight. IM TIRED. #this is my way of practicing rui i think i finally got him down. ambrose im coming to get you #here comes emunene doomed yaoi and mizurui doomed yuri and tsukasa doomed in general #fun little things: emus hair bows r based on her kirapipi card #mizukis hair bow is the one from the ribbon event and tsukasa hat is torpe card #nenes soul gem is a shell for her mermaid card and ruis is an hourglass for his curtaincall card. and i thought it was funny #and i couldnt draw the balloon nice. LOL. he gets ramune candy for compensation #didnt draw it yet but like when homura takes out her braids i thought nene could take out her front hairties. cg/o hair style. you know. #I got my cat a laser pointer and im so glad it fucking tired her OUT chasing it she sleeps like a rock. me next. OK FUCKING GOODNIGHT. #STUPID 9AM CLASS. EXPLODES. #i know its kind of funny to just have mizuki be there but im a wxs oshi and nenerobo wasnt going to be here sorry. cant draw her a mech. L #but to me they arent just there. thats MIZUKI. theyre a celebrity to me. wxs is just next to them.

[obsob]

something something i am made up of multitudes

#mine #original #ough kittie.s...little kitties #ive been busy n tired so no fancy drawing #we r heading.....to the city im getting my top surgery at today... #surgery is TOMORROW. okay #im like not nervous about the surgery im more nervous abt being reliant on my mother jfdbgfgfdj hmm #this morning she was like why are you in a funny mood and i was like i NERVOUS and she just said nothignn gbkjbgkjbgjkre #if my child was nervous about life changing surgery i would maybe say something to comfort them #anyway #anyone in their early 20's living w their mother deserves some kind of medal #shes like insane. shes asked me three time if the breast tissue will. grow back? no? it will not???? #she use to be a NURSE #whatever #keep me and my insane mother in ur thoughts i may lose the will to live in the next coming weeks

[marsbotz]

maybe its already too late for me

#spamton #deltarune #spamton deltarune #spamton g spamton #big shot spamton #animation #fuck it all this took so long i can even tell if its good or not anymore #JUST TAKE IT!!!!! #lol i have.... so many thoughts abt his big shot era. that man is SPIRALLING!!! #ughghhg [starts losing touch with reality epically] #btw the stuff on the walls issss. swatch pic.. cungadero ad (w funny legs).. tasque pic and pipis #and a like 'salesman of the year' magazine cover tee hee #i imagine spamton to rlly like the tasques.. cat guy #and everything else is like his obsessions with his public personal etc etc ehatver. im tired #theres like issues wparts of this but ive been working nonstop on it for like 2 days im so done. im so done LOL #prommy ill do more low effort fun stuff now i jsut had this Vision in my brain. i had to do it like this #sorry if it looks bad on mobile btw. tumblr sizes r so weird #ok. done now #artsbotz

[freaky-flawless]

Dead Tired Honey Swamp

Shout out to @deuces-stone-cold-style for the nightgown inspo!

#monster high #monster high fanart #monster high g1 #honey swamp #dead tired #finished this a couple days ago but couldnt post it #cuz my laptop battery decided it had had enough and finally went caput on me #i have a replacement coming within a i cant really draw until then and im super bummed about it #anyway this drawing was funny #i kinda hated it but thought if i could just add some color that it would help #and it did i love her #shes one of my most detailed mh designs so drawing her is always a doozy #i wanna design a dt wydowna to match because they are ghoulfriends #also sorry the nightgown isnt that accurate to the actual reference #i dont think honey is particularly a lace ghoulie which is why i went with the wispy plant fringe #and i really dont like drawing floral patterns i just used the csp presets 🥲 #i know the dt dolls come with little accessories but she gets a blankie #and i couldnt fit the sleep mask because i refused to get rid of the bow on her bonnet #id in alt #my art #sabz art

[humans-are-tasty]

#marshall d. teach #blackbeard #blackbeard pirates #one piece #whitebeard pirates #my art #so sometimes i think about how teach stayed on WB ship for close to 30 years #now i know he was fighting and doing his part but still he never tried particularly hard and he was basically living under his dads roof #for his entire adult life #and would have continued to do so if not for the yami yami no mi #anyway after talking with a friend it got me thinking about him as a neet so there #really loose concept and this is just me procrastinating but kind of funny i thought #neet au #about marco since someone mentioned. since he was ship dr and 1st commaner i wouldnt consider him a neet #marco had a lot of responsibilities while teach was just a regular member #so marco would be the more mature and successful older bro #anyway with this i finally drew bb with tired eye bags #like this man doesnt sleep. he should look tired as hell #i feel like im going crazy #i want to draw highschool luffy and discord mod teach having a brawl on the street

[aftout]

There’s a Spider in my Breakfast Cereal and She Refuses to Leave but I’ve Honestly Grown to Like Her Quite a Bit <- normal au title

#NO IM NOT JOKING ABOUT THAT BEING THE NAME I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE RLLY FUNNY #IT IS FIVE AM AND I AM JUST NOW FINISGING THIS BLESSED BEEEEEEEEEEE #'whats the synopsis' I couldn't even begin to tell you but thoughts are forming. dw about it. #I'll find a tag for this soon whatever im so tired #my art #the hex #inscryption #daniel mullins games #spider cereal (au)

[encion-posting]

More low quality Shitposts? More low quality shitposts.

#shitpost #kinito pet #kinitopet #kinito #uuuh #did tumblr #uhhh #did tumblr compress the image to make it extremely low quality or is that just on my device #because if so #funnie #low quality context #im tired + have lots of stuff to do but i wanted to get my thoughts out on paper(?)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

What if Barnaby accidentally cut himself or something and Butterfly Howdy just started to suck on the wound for the blood as Barnaby just stood there and let it happen

i love that but puppets do not have blood <3

#ohhhhh my god im so tired im sorry this is such low quality im #falling asleep at my desk... #but this was too funny in my head to leave until later #It Did Not Translate As Per The Usual Oopsie #but hey... barnaby tried his best.... #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #ohhhh ok thats why i like this whole 'butterfly howdy is Full Cryptid and drinks blood thing' #its like. werewolf + vampire in a blender w/ some added Flair thrown in #blood drinking animalistic monster... yeahg..... #ok im exposing myself i need to go Sleep goodbye goodnight #gonna pass out to thoughts of barnaby trying to connect with feral yass!howdy etc etc

[girl-named-matty]

"But Sebastian killed his uncle!"

Womp wompppp.

#hogwarts legacy #hl #sebastian sallow #Solomon Sallow #the sallows #THIS IS A JOKE I PROMISE #im very tired atm and thought this was funny #90% of it was self defense

[bulkhummus]

its all mush in there carlos, come on

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@princess-of-purple-prose (ty!!)

[ID: Colored WTNV fanart. Carlos grips Cecil by the shoulders with a pleading expression and says, "Cecil--look at me. Please--" He pulls Cecil down by the face, surprising him. "Pick up ground turkey." Then a full-body of Cecil stands to the side, smiling vacantly and labeled "On line and absolutely forgot to grab ground turkey." End ID]

#me and cecil never remembering anything 🤝 #i just thought this moment was funny #even tho it was just them teasing us #lol #im so tired #art tag #wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecilos #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist

[voydhund]

google slides x stranger things x letters i found part idfk

#i used the same one twice but its funny so shut up!! #yep #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #byler #miwi #lucas sinclair #im really tired and thought i should share these !!!!!!!! #stranger things memes #yeah

[blighted-lights]

i could recognize him from tits alone

#transformers #transformers art #prowl #idw prowl #my art #art wip #maccadams #maccadam #this is part of a larger wip but i thought this was funny #forgive me im tired lmao

[queenofbaws]

hey, so, with people starting to talk about until dawn again, i think i'm gonna do something i swore many many years ago that i wouldn't do. i'm gonna ask the hard questions, the tough questions, the questions that will likely get me blocked, muted, and blacklisted seven ways from sunday. these are questions i've asked before, questions that bothered people, questions that made people look inside themselves for answers, questions that, dare i say, had people rioting in the streets, but you know what? someone's gotta tackle these issues. it might as well be me.

perhaps some of you already know where i'm going with this. perhaps some of you don't. either way...

why the fuck did the washingtons put so many goddamn couches in that lodge?!

"it's, like, a ski resort, isn't it? people gotta sit." THE LAST TIME I PLAYED THE HIT 2015 PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE UNTIL DAWN I THINK I COUNTED 31 COUCHES BEFORE I GAVE UP. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY VISITORS YOU'RE EXPECTING, AT A CERTAIN POINT YOU GET BANNED FROM FURNITURE WHOLESALERS FOR THAT KIND OF DEVIL-MAY-CARE PURCHASING ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!

DO THEY NEED A DIFFERENT COUCH FOR EVERY DAY?! IS THAT WHAT IT IS?! oh, this is my monday couch! i couldn't possibly sit on it today, what with it being wednesday and all! WAS THERE A DEAL GOING ON?! WHEN THEY WERE FURNISHING THE LODGE WAS SOMEONE DOING A BUY 1 GET 5 FREE DEAL?! DID NOT PURCHASING THE COUCHES MAKE LESS SENSE THAN OVERINDULGING IN THEM?! I ASK YOU!

but that's not even the worst

no, no it's not even close

the sheer number of couches is irresponsible, yes. baffling, even. but i could overlook it. y'know? i could. i'm a chronically fatigued little so-and-so, and i appreciate a couch when i see one, okay? i see a couch, i feel safe, i get that. fine. sure. give the people what they want - seating. plentiful and varied seating. whatever.

no, my problem comes from one fucking couch in particular. one. horrible. terrible. inscrutable couch. i speak, of course, of thE BATHROOM COUCH

WHY IS IT IN THE BATHROOM?! THE ROOM SPECIFICALLY FOR THE BATH?! WHY IS IT DIRECTLY BESIDE THE FUCKING BATHTUB OF ALL PLACES?! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW THAT THING'S JUST FULL OF MOLD!!!!!! ITS FIBERS ARE RUINED. ITS UPHOLSTERY IS RANCID WITH MILDEW

"oh but queenie, it's just a little stand you can put your clothes on and stuff!" NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT - I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS SPORE-MAGNET RIGHT HERE!!!!

THAT'S THE BITCH! THE FULL SIZE FUCKIN COUCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE KING SIZE BATHTUB. WHY DO WE NEED THIS?! WHY ARE WE WATCHING PEOPLE BATHE? ARE WE LOUNGING ON IT WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE TUB TO FILL?! WHY IS THERE A BLANKET OVER PART OF IT?! WHAT IS THE PURPOSE?! WHY DO WE HAVE THIS?!DID AN INTERIOR DESIGNER GREENLIGHT THIS DECISION?!

AND WHY IS NO ONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT IT?!?!?!??!?!?!

#queenie rambles about supermassive #im just gonna keep askin the tough questions over here #fr tho when i was writing t(a) i literally started a playthru to count because i thought it would be funny #it quickly became not funny #the washington family made a lot of questionable decisions throughout the game but this one is...this one haunts me #i'm too old and tired for character discourse but this???? THIS??????????? supermassive EXPLAIN

[artofkhaos404]

I'm convinced that folk punk is crack cocaine in disguise and I will not elaborate on this theory any further.

#folk punk #punk #punk music #funny #ak thoughts #ak rants #the anatomy of ak's brain #shitpost #im tired