Tumgik
#Isn’t
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
idk how tumble works. look i drew ninjago
941 notes · View notes
criminalskies · 20 days
Text
GUYS IDK IF YOU REMEMBER I CHECKED MY PO BOX (mail security is not a joke 🤓👆🏼)AT LIKE CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS AND FOUND AN ENORMOUS BEAR PLUSHY IKEA (DJUNGELSKOG)FRIEND WAITING FOR ME AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT CAME FROM BUT ITS HAPPENED AGAIN?!
WENT TO CHECK IT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MY BIRTHDAY AND FOUND THESE IN MY FRICKIN SIZE IM SO BAFFLED
Tumblr media
15 notes · View notes
mrchalamet-mrstyles · 5 months
Note
If they are PR, why aren’t they taking advantage of the press coverage around the Wonka red carpet?
That is the million dollar question, anon. 🤔
12 notes · View notes
fatimahere · 7 months
Text
But if the story’s over why am I still writing pages
Tumblr media
2 notes · View notes
impreccusmeowmeow · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
LOOOK TUMBLR PLEASE LOOK it’s my first ever PMV and it took me over 8 HOURS
Video video video video : https://youtu.be/vgy2hG8T95g?si=Irkt0a1hJD9QXncv
youtube
LOOOK LOOK LOOKK PLEESASSE it has my fluffy baby Berrypaw and this asshole Beechshade
6 notes · View notes
thelanternofhope · 11 months
Text
Kya Kahein?
Khabhi elfaz he nahi milte
Joh keh es dil koh samaj payein
Khabhi ansoo he nahi aethei
Joh en nami ankhoon koh beegah kar jayein
Yeh dard keh chalejahne kah elan hain
Yah phir dil keh har darwaazey band hojana kah
- M.A
3 notes · View notes
cryptids-stories · 1 year
Text
Sometimes I realize I relate to some of my characters a lot more than I thought I did and I’m like “oh haha yikes”
2 notes · View notes
Text
they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
80K notes · View notes
pirateprincessjess · 23 days
Text
When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
37K notes · View notes
foundfamilynonsense · 6 months
Text
Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.
And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.
70K notes · View notes
sweaty-confetti · 9 months
Text
idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”
73K notes · View notes
firephoenix23 · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
28K notes · View notes
angelfic · 4 months
Text
annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice
30K notes · View notes
ciderbird · 3 months
Text
academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
27K notes · View notes
ekingston · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
107K notes · View notes
sivsii · 4 months
Text
also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!
24K notes · View notes