"And I have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain."
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FAVORITE TV COUPLES 2/?: JESSICA DAY & NICK MILLER — NEW GIRL
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movies/shows will cook up the perfect ship and then just. not serve it????
or when they do, it comes with a side of nonsensical arguments, breakups, and random problems. WHY????
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Every day I look up for a few minutes and thank God or whoever else is out there, that the writers of Brooklyn Nine Nine never ever ever added a cheating plot line to any character. Didn't even make them think any such thing. Thank fuck. You can sing piña colada over a corpse but by God you WILL be madly in love with your partner
(Context: watching New girl. This is I think the third sitcom where they've put in a cheating plotline for NO REASON. )
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