its still soooo fucking funny to me that philza ‘4th wall? what wall?’ minecraft is the one to parent the egg that is also the maybe evil sentient census robot of the island. like out of all of the potential parent matches, chayanne got stuck with the one who was going to latch onto that bit of knowledge and absolutely never let go of it. its my favorite bit in the world
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watching history channel is a lot of fun because they're always either way too serious about their subject or not serious enough and it leads to some of the funniest out-of-context moments.
how the states got their shapes: *jaunty upbeat music* the word "cracker" comes from the crack of the whip when slaveowners would whip their slaves! :3 the first known usage of the word is from shakespeare, but it rose to prominence in 1700s florida plantations! XD isn't that neat?
the food that built america: *deathly serious* although he was forced to compromise his ideals and americanize his name, things were looking up for chef boyardee. but then, japan bombed the american port of pearl harbor, plunging the united states into world war ii -
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I'm bored, scared and pissed off Boston Dumb Fuck!
So I just wanted to remind you, you are a fucking disappointment and I am scared shitless because people hate me and probably want to harm me for actions I had no part in, nor at all agree with.
But hey, at least you got on the trend early by attaching yourself to the racist, antisemetic wifey and her Nazi-loving friends. Maybe now you and David Duke can bury the hatchet.
I remember in an interview you said you couldn't wait to call someone your wife. Now that you have it, is it everything you hoped for? Is it special and precious? Does the gooey feeling inside make up for the fact that you sacrificed everything to get it?
Don't like what I am saying? Good! I don't like saying them. So come clean. Apologize. Work on creating authentic amends. And connect again with who you are- you burned it all down anyway, so make some major changes to your now pathetic life. Or do you want to stay in this dissociated, stoned fugue state forever?
PS- is this why I am shadow banned? Am I cutting too close to the quick for your handlers?
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one side effect of my affinity for mixing various drinks & putting them in random unlabeled bottles is that I just took a big gulp of what I thought was sparkling water but was in fact very strong tequila soda
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i could open you up with a speculum and fill you with koolaid. a nice refreshing snack!
I HAPPEN TO ENJOY MY PH BALANCED!
the power of christ compels you, UTI
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Wait.
Archivist is based off of Grimora, right?
And Grimora is based off of a Vampire/Witch in Slavic Folklore.
Meaning Archivist would therefore also be a Vampire/Witch.
Vampires typically need...red kool-aid..
.....
Guys ya boi’s fucked-
Like, Archivist please I’m an anemic and my iron meds expired :(
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Happy New Years everyone! My year started off by trying to explain the Guerrilla-Halazia events/timelines.... to an extremely patriotic, American father. Yea... ateez got called communists ect.
ANYWAYS I wish you all a Happy 2023!!
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Wavy Winona Forever keeps it interesting on this sleepy track.
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