#LET ME JOIN THE RANKS

[aparticularbandit]

Top 5 Danganronpa Female Students?

Ask Me My "Top Five" Anything....

Puhuhuhu~

OF NOTE: I haven't played UDG or DRV3 yet and I haven't seen DR3 yet. So, while I may have favorites after that, I won't know until, you know, playing/seeing them!

Mikan. Mikan Tsumiki. Mikan Tsumiki my baby my precious child the one who deserves better my actual favorite Mikan Tsumiki? MIKAN TSUMIKI.

Mahiru Koizumi. Who I debated whether or not should be number two on this list, but I thought of her second, oddly, so she gets to be here. I don't know if the rest of these are in order after Mikan. Like. Mikan.

Junko Enoshima. I mean. Junko. I have complicated feelings about Junko but overall I love her and she is my favorite. Other than Mikan. Who is best girl. Junko's like. Worst girl (affectionate). My dumpster fire trash child. Who needs a good chew toy. Unfortunately, all of her chew toys are people.

Kyoko Kirigiri. Who would probably have been my favorite in DR1 if I'd gone into it blind because I have favorite character types, and she's one of them. She gives me Homura vibes so much. Anyway.

Aoi Asahina (HINA!). I love Hina. Unashamedly. Aroace ICON. Also swimmer who loves donuts. Also deserves better. Everyone on this list deserves better. Except maybe Junko. Maybe.

Honorable Mentions:

Ibuki Mioda, who I debated being in fifth, but I like Hina better. But like. I was neutral on her until 2-3, and then all of the lead up with her trying to encourage everyone? Adorable.

Ryoko Otonashi. Who really should be in the Top 5. Because I have very strong feelings about her. But...is being kept off for reasons. (And it's hard kicking Hina off.) ((If you know, you know. Shush.))

#musings #chrysalis the butterfly #bandit answers questions #meme response #danganronpa #i really debate whether junko should be actually second or not #but i think i'm gonna leave it like it is #i'm actually debating whether to cosplay mahiru #i could do that easily i think! #it'd be the first time i actually bought a cosplay outfit instead of piecing things together #i've also debated ryoko but HER costume is OUTRAGEOUS expensive #unfortunate #but man i saw a couple of dr cosplayers last year and just like #let me join you friends #LET ME JOIN THE RANKS

[ruffaloon]

the sleepies

#as i understand it drawing these two cuddling is practically a right of passage #i hope i succeeded please let me join your beejhawk ranks #mash #m*a*s*h #beejhawk #hunnihawk #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #mashposting #mash art #*mine #*art

[kalofi]

baron omatsuri and the secret island redraws!

#god this movie was so good #click for better quality #reblog this if ur gonna like it plz #art #op #one piece #monkey d luffy #luffy #tony tony chopper #nami #usopp #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #hello one piece fandom hello i’ve come to join your ranks i hope u enjoy my stay #also i love the hc that luffy is latino so yeah i’m adopting that #NVM BEAN JUST TOLD ME THAT LUFFY BEING LATINO IS TECHNICALLY CANON MANS IS BRAZILIAN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[alexcharmsyou]

Michael Afton: exist

and,

Me and fandom: blorbo headcanons

therefore,

Me: “THERE HE IS🫵 THATS MY FAVORITE BOYY🫵🫵”

#i love this guy #he’s so complex and im picking him apart like a surgeon #hes joined the ranks of blorbo 3.0 in my book #michael afton #thanks tumblr for letting me unleash my hell💕

[tequila-starlight]

Stormy Night, Warm Embrace

PLEASE READ ALL TAGS BEFORE STARTING! ALL TAGS BELOW CUT!

Fandom: Pokémon

Character(s): Friede, Amethio

Ship(s): Friede/Amethio, Mentioned Amethio/Zirc, Mentioned Amethio/Spinel, Mentioned Amethio/Sidian

Platonic Ship(s): -

Content Warning(s): Implied toxic relationship(s)

Rating: Explicit

While waiting out a storm, Friede spends the night in the arms of his unlikely saviour.

That was when it clicked. Or rather, it was when Friede was forced to acknowledge the feelings he tried so hard to ignore.

He had always wanted Amethio. Not just his body, but also his heart.

READ HERE ON AO3

Tags

•One Night Stands

•Jealousy

•Kissing

•Oral Sex

•Anal Fingering

•Anal Sex

•Barebacking

•Creampie

•Top Friede (Pokemon)

•Bottom Amethio (Pokemon)

•Aged-Up Character(s)

•Friede’s 23 and Amethio’s 21

•Amethio gets a little violent at times but Friede doesn’t mind

•Hints at Amethio’s toxic not good very bad workplace in the form of old injuries

•In this house we ignore canon when it’s convenient

•Written before horizons episode 44

•Mentioned ships are only touched upon VERY BRIEFLY

•Spinel and Sidian aren’t even mentioned by name

•Pocket Monsters | Pokemon Horizons: The Series

•Not Beta Read

•No beta we die like Wattrel’s screen time

#pokemon friede #pokemon amethio #freedexplorershipping #friede x amethio #amethio x friede #pokemon ns/fw #ns/fw #a drink to remember #I saw that as their shipname on other sites before but I’m not too sure #Trying to find a pokemon ship name is like trying to retrieve the password to a secret club #Like LET ME IN ONEBRAINCELLSHIPPING!!!!! And by speaking its name you bind your soul to it and officially join the ranks of the shippers #I don’t know I’ve never been in a secret club #Also most ship names either make no sense or can refer to ANY ship but they’re all cute as hell so I love them anyway #Shipnames aside we don’t have official age confirmation for our two leading gentlemen over here #No worries as I made everyone adults because I’m always super put off with how YOUNG some of these characters are #I cannot fathom WHY IS IT NORMAL TO SEND KIDS ON HIGHLY DANGEROUS TRIPS IN A WORLD WHERE A LITERAL CATERPILLAR CAN KILL YOU #Teens flock to gangs in droves like WHERE ARE THE ADULTS #fanfic #fanfiction

[pepprs]

got kicked from BOTH my cookie runguilds for inactivity 😔😔😔😔😔 pain and suffering

#i rejoined my ovenbreak guild right away but i have to wait 5 days to rejoin my kingdom guild and even then i might not get to bc it’s full #which is so upsetting bc i spent so much to get guild relics and unlocked a rly rare one and they still kicked me for being ia for like 2 #weeks??? 😐 like i get it i know they need ppl to be active and not dead weight and i already don’t help very much bc my cookies aren’t #leveled up or whatever but it irritates me that i keep being kicked. like let me in lol #purrs #cr #idc abt like anything else in these games anymore except playing my silly little guild runs and doing 0.5% damage on guild battles in #kingdom and barely squeaking into c rank on ovenbreak. and i don’t want to join other more casual guilds bc that feels like.. accepting #defeat esp w the kingdom one where i rly do take so much pride in unlocking the little dragon guy following u. like AUGHHHH. also i wish #ovenbreak in particular had just like.. a casual mode where u can play w any combi and choose any map and u can get tiny rewards for doing #it like it’s not a challenge or competiton or anything it’s just casual fun for ppl who don’t care abt the whole strategy and leveling thing #(me). i just think the designs are cute and the art is rly nice and i love platformers and find ovenbreak very satisfying but all the extra #bells and whistles are so annoying and overstimulating i barely play anymore and constantly getting kicked from guilds for checking in like #once a week (or more.. i know) is only reinforcing my burnout or whatever u call it. sigh

[captorsicallfriends]

i'll be so honest, i am only in the swiftie fandom for the music atp

#diya says #it's gotten so exhausting lately #i unfollowed a few swifties here simply because i needed to step away and didn't want to see so much content no malice behind it #not my mutuals though i love you all and will never unfollow you #you're my main source of swiftie updates now #this was the first fandom i've been in where it wasn't just about the music and i really enjoyed it when i first joined #but the way everyone is obsessing over her love life 24/7 is pissing me off and it's just really tiring #i love posting about her tour her easter eggs her music FOR SURE #and i love all the music related discussion re album rankings certain eras of music ofc #but so much talk lately has been about her love life #how joe is this evil man who has not been letting her bejeweled and how travis is a god on earth #and i'm here like #no one was talking about any of this to such a huge extent this time last year #i will always be here for the music and i love love analysing her music and career but i genuinely don't think i can handle any more #of this love life discourse #and which songs are for which exes or whatever #anyway there's my spiel #and i sincerely don't want anyone to misconstrue this as hatred for swifties it really isn't #it's more so a criticism of the fandom space and why i don't want to be so involved anymore #ts

[hirazuki]

Characters that I think are very me-coded

…. but I can't possibly explain how (tag game)

Thanks for the tag, @ruiniel!! ♡

Tagging, no pressure: @melkors-defense-attorney, @baked-hylian, @nomadicism, @general-illyrin, @dear-kumari @narisz

#'can't possibly explain how' as in i'm not going to lmao #i absolutely can explain but let's just not put it into words XD #i don't think i have characters that i think are me-coded that i don't know why; whenever i relate to someone i take a lot of time #to sit down and think about it and analyze it and pick the character apart XD #i stuck with chars that have visuals (so no mai//ron; etc.) to help narrow it down otherwise i'd still be trying to decide who to put here #also shoutout to ge//to sug//uru; i think he's gonna be joining these ranks ^^

[marwari]

so real

#commemorative screenshot before i go beg the higher ups at <evil> to let me join their ranks

[chaosintheavenue]

I wish we could run across Mole Miner settlements and even if we can't be friends with them.

At least be at peace with them like the Raiders and Settlers. In one of my fan fiction stories the Mole Miners help the Union of Appalachian Settlements set up large scale mining in exchange for protection from the Scorched

Yes, 100%!

#thanks for the ask! #7-cities-journalist #I so wish they weren't just treated as another hostile enemy for the most part #I have Many thoughts on mole miners but I'm unsure if I'm too tired to articulate them properly #regardless here goes nothing: #it's definitely not easy to quantify 'humanity' #but if I had to vaguely rank fallout's once-human creatures (ferals ghouls. scorched. super mutants. spore carriers. etc etc) #mole miners are by far the closest to human of the lot #I believe that they still consider themselves to be human which is a big jump from something like a scorched or super mutant #I don't want an option to 'join' them or anything. just let me let them live in peace

[theuniceon]

every day I fight the urge to become a furry

not for any aesthetic or artistic or genuine reasons

just because it’ll piss people off

furries make people irrationally angry by just existing and there’s nothing I don’t admire about that

#I’ve decided being queer and nonbinary and riddled with mental ailments wasn’t enough #is this how people become furries? do genuine furries exist or is it one big con to Be Annoying? #let me join your ranks I will be so annoyingly Existing

[sleepingdeath-light]

I’d give you the one anon code you can become an honorary anon in the process too!

I’ll happily learn it!

#sleepingdeath #re: random #let me join your ranks! lol

[depresseddepot]

I am going to make an anime applique quilt that is so bad and poorly executed

#thats it. end of thought #i will NOT let quilting join the ranks of me worrying whether or not i can do it and thinking abt failure as a waste of time #i will do it. i am bad at it and it will turn out bad but i will do it badly regardless!! #did i choose the most complex screencap to applique? yes. do i give a single shit? no #i will do it and it will be bad! and i will have enjoyed myself regardless #anyways. if anyone has any examples of quilt blocks made of anime screencaps i would love to see them

[tojipie]

bundle of joy <3

prison bf toji series linked here <3

this man was forged and handcrafted to be a girl-dad to a little sweetheart. i love him w all my heart.

the rasp of your husbands voice is so soft that you’re unsure if you’re still dreaming, head spinning from the IV cocktail the doctors had pumped into you the day prior.

toji sits with his back to you, your daughter cradled in the crook of his arm. your little bundle of joy so gently, letting her mindlessly grab at the cuff of his sleeve.

“what’re you doing, huh?” he mumbles, stroking the softness of her cheek with his thumb.

the baby ignores him, opting to try and get the fabric of his shirt into her mouth. soft, pink little gums bite down on freshly washed cotton, her feet kicking in excitement at the new texture.

“aht— hey!” he mumbles, gently pulling the soaked fabric from her grasp. “dirty.”

you sit up from your spot on the bed, inching over to the two of them.

toji truly can’t take his eyes off her, nodding intently while the newborn babbles nonsense to herself. he quickly switches her to his other arm once you join him, letting you lean your full weight on him.

tiny, pruney little fingers close around the bottom of his index, soft skin contrasting against the blues and blacks of his tattooed knuckles.

“is she supposed to be this tiny?” he whispers, half in awe half out of concern. your heart melts at how soft his voice is, eyes blown wide.

“f’course,” you giggle tiredly, still woozy from the epidural. you nose at the curve of his shoulder with a hum. “doctors said she was perfectly healthy, remember?”

“right, shit,” he mutters, tensing up at the freudian slip. “oh— sorry,” he says it to your daughter this time, clearly embarrassed at his lack of a filter.

toji’s lifestyle change had been a gradual process. a culmination of a life spent on the streets, moving up the ranks year after year until he’d forged an empire built on the bodies of his enemies.

then you came along, holding him down through a 7 year sentence while the world threw its worst at him, testing the integrity of your relationship as you both struggled to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

somewhere along the way nights at the club together turned into nights spent inside, planning out your future.

you had wanted to give him this for so long. to raise a child together and complete your little family, fulfilling both your lives just a little bit more. toji had dropped to his knees when you brought him the positive test, burying his face in your stomach to hide his teary eyes.

you can’t help but laugh to yourself at the irony of it all. that the man in front of you with the word “greed” gracing his knuckles in bold letters was holding your baby with all the generosity in the world.

“she drank a ton today.”

“oh yeah? big appetite huh?” he coos, pulling her pink baby hat up to let her little ears breathe.

“takes after her dad.”

your little blessing lets out a tiny yawn before closing her eyes, tuckered out after a long day of adjusting to her new world.

“should i put her back in the crib?” he whispers, so scared of waking the poor girl up.

let her sleep on me for a little, i’ll be up for a while anyways,” you explain, reaching for your daughter to let her settle onto your chest.

“my girls,” he mumbles, so full of love when he says it.

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#toji #toji fluff #toji x reader fluff #toji x reader #fushiguro toji #jjk toji #toji headcannon #toji hcs #toji drabble #toji drabbles #jujutsu kaisen #girl dad toji #girl dad! toji

[lxkeee]

MY LOVE, IS MINE ALL MINE

PART TWO

pairing: Lucifer x fem! reader

fandom: hazbin hotel

genre: fanfiction

notes: lmaoo sorry it took awhileee I'm actually a very busy college student while simultaneously having so much brainrot for this man so... Be patient omfg, I just posted part one a two days ago 😭 also, don't mind the warnings too much as it doesn't specifically for this specific chapter but it can be future parts of the story. So yes, hand holding before marriage will happen between Lucifer and [y/n]

warnings: none except hand holding before marriage lmao.

PART ONE | PART THREE

The princess of hell along with her girlfriend was just settling in the guest room heaven provided for them temporarily as they had an important meeting with them.

Charlie and Vaggie stopped talking as their was a knock on their door, “Who do you think is it?” Charlie asked and Vaggie shrugged and Charlie decided to open the door.

There stood a rather tall female angel with three pairs of wings and a golden halo on her head, the short white dress accompanied by gold compliments the woman's figure beautifully.

Safe to say both Charlie and Vaggie were mesmerized, the woman before them was drop dead gorgeous. Though, Vaggie was still cautious, despite a former angel, she doesn't know who this woman is as some seraphim angels tend to not show themselves to the lower ranking aside from Sera.

“Are you Princess Charlotte? The daughter of Lucifer?” the woman asked with her [e/c] eyes sparkling in excitement, the woman quickly placed her hands over her mouth in embarrassment, “Oh! Sorry for the intrusion, I forgot to introduce myself,” she says with a small smile before giving the two girls a curt bow, “My name is [y/n], a seraphim. It's a pleasure to meet you two.”

Charlie gave her a big grin, giving the woman a curt bow. The princess of hell decided to trust her as she couldn't sense any bad intentions from the older woman and to her, the name [y/n] sounded awfully familiar, she just forgot where she had heard it before. “It is so nice to meet you, I am Charlotte but you can call me Charlie.” Charlie said and [y/n] just grinned as Vaggie decided to just watch the two, still cautious. The older woman's eyes landed on Vaggie and she gave her a grin, “And who might you be?” she asked her and Vaggie just glared at her before avoiding her gaze, “Vaggie.”

[Y/n] just grins, her eyes analyzing the gray haired woman before letting out a small hum before shifting her gaze to the princess. [Y/n]'s heart ached a little to see how much the girl looked exactly like her father. [Y/n] misses him, she wished she did something that could have prevented his fall. Regrets always comes last. She took a deep breath then once more wore a bright smile on her face. Charlie noticed the shift of her mood but decided not to question it.

“So Charlie, I came here as I was curious what your plan for hell is about.” [y/n] says softly, she wasn't there during the meeting Lucifer requested for hell and this time, she promised to be there for his daughter instead. Charlie's eyes sparkled excitedly, excited that an angel aside from that bitch ass Adam would finally listen to her. “Really?!” The princess asked excitedly and [y/n] can only let out a soft chuckle, “Of course, why don't we take a walk while you tell me about it? Your friend can join us too.”

Charlie calmed down and gave the older woman a smile, “Vaggie here is actually my girlfriend.” she says, expecting the older woman to judge her but she was surprised when [Y/n] just ruffled her hair. “My apologies, I didn't know.”

The younger girls were surprised, that an angel didn't show any disgust to their relationship and she even looked like she approved.

“Now then, how about that walk?”

“And that's what I'm planning, I wished for my people to find redemption and join heaven.” Charlie explained softly, taking a bite of her strawberry cheesecake. Both [y/n] and Charlie sat in a rather peaceful cafe in heaven, angelic sigils circling around them as [y/n] casted them for their privacy. [Y/n] can only smile as she listens to the younger girl who rambles about her plans for her people, [y/n] can't help but remember how similar Charlie is to her father, oh heavens... She missed him so much.

Vaggie didn't join them unfortunately, she said that she wanted to rest a little bit in the guest room.

[y/n] gracefully placed down the cup of coffee she was sipping and gently wiping her lips with a napkin, “That is truly admirable Charlie, to see you have so much hope for your people really reminds me of your father. I really hope it will come to life.” the compliment was almost enough for Charlie to burst into tears, to hear someone praise her plans and believe in it, it felt like a mother praising her.

Though, she was able to stop her tears as she realizes something. Reminds me of your father. [Y/n] and her dad knew each other.

Then Charlie remembers, the stories her dad told her about heaven and the stories he told her about his closest angel friend—the only one who believed in him. She remembers thinking that she felt her dad loved that angel in one way or another, with how fondly he spoke of her—with so much adoration.

“I remember now, you were my father's best friend!” Charlie gasped, a hand over her mouth and [y/n] can only chuckle, a hint of sadness in her eyes. “Were? I still think of him as my best friend.” She chuckles softly, “Though, I don't blame him if he doesn't think the same way as I wasn't able to help him back then.” she continues sadly and Charlie had to wave her arms around to stop her, “Nonono, my father doesn't think like that. You're still his best friend.” Charlie reassured the older woman.

“Really now? How is he these days? I haven't heard from him after so many eons.” [y/n] asked softly with a slight chuckle and Charlie can only sigh with a small smile on her face, “Well... He's still how he usually is. Kind, trying his best for me, and lately he had an obsession with making rubber ducks.” she says with a small giggle making the older woman chuckle, “Thay sounds like him, though surprised that he still loved ducks. He used to ramble to me about random duck facts when he was still here. He was such a dork, I truly missed him.” [y/n] says with a chuckle, a longing look in her eyes.

Charlie was able to put two and two together, her father and this woman loved each other and she can only assume they didn't confess in the fear of ruining their friendship. Charlie loves her parents but a part of her is hoping in a different universe, her father and [y/n] are happy together.

Charlie decided not to mention it to the woman and just continued hanging out with the older woman. “I am sure he misses you too.”

“The meeting will start in a few hours and Charlie?” [y/n] says softly before summoning a wax sealed white envelope out of thin air, gold sparkling from where the envelope is as it slowly falls into her hands. Charlie looked at her in curiosity, “Can I ask you a favor?” [y/n] asked her hesitantly and Charlie just nodded, “Of course!”

“Can I ask you a favor of delivering this letter to Lucifer?” She asked and gently extended her hand towards the younger girl in which the girl accepted the letter and placed it in her chest pocket. “Of course! My father would be delighted to hear from you.”

“Thank you, Charlie. I appreciate it dearly.” [y/n] smiled softly as she stood up from her seat, extending her hand to help the hell princess up from her seat. “Now, let me walk you back to your room so you can get ready for your meeting.”

Now the princess of hell wishes the other angels were just as understanding as [y/n]. Even though the meeting didn't go as planned, she felt reassured as both Emily and [y/n] were there in the court room.

“What are we even talkin' about? Some crack-whore who fucked up already? He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth. This discussion is senseless and petty.” Lute sneers with an annoyed glare, putting on her mask. Though, Charlie can feel her patience thinning, her eyes glaring at the angels.

The other angels looking down on the scene happening below, [y/n] looking worried for her while glaring at Adam and Lute. “There's no question to be posed, he's unholy, case closed. Did you forget that 'Hell is forever'?” Adam and Lute sang mockingly and [y/n] could feel her anger starting to boil. She always hated Adam, that egoistical prick, she looked up at Sera as if asking her to stop this nonsense.

“A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month. Gotta say, I can't wait to—” Adam sang and [y/n] noticed Sera getting worried, “Adam.” Sera says sternly but it seems the man was too busy to hear her, “Come down and exterminate you!”

At that moment, loud ringing was only what [y/n] heard as she was shocked to hear him say that. Exterminate...? Don't tell me...? [Y/n] asked herself before glaring at Sera, the other angels were also shocked by the reveal.

“Wait!” Emily exclaimed, shocked by the reveal and Adam just noticed his slip up, “Shit.”

“What are you saying? Let me get this straight, you go down there and kill those poor souls?” Emily asked, horrified as she slowly flies down towards Charlie, holding her hand, “You didn't know?” Charlie asked and Emily shook her head. “Whoops!” Adam says, not a care in the world, “Guess the cat's out of the bag.” Lute says with a smirk, “What's the big deal?” Adam asked with a condescending smirk and [y/n] wished she could go down there and punch him.

“Sera, tell me that you didn't know...” both Emily and [y/n] asked simultaneously, though, Sera was just looking at Emily. [Y/n] was pissed at this whole revelation, human souls are killed in heaven by the hands that are supposed to be pure holiness. To think about blood staining those hands, fills her with disgust.

The whole courtroom was a mess, [y/n] doesn't remember what exactly happened. The reveal that Vaggie was an angel didn't surprise her, she can sense the girl's angelic blood but the reveal that Sera was the one who ordered for the extermination to happen, filled her with rage.

“Charlie! Don't lose hope! We will find a way to help you!” Emily says as we watched Vaggie and Charlie be sucked by a portal back to hell, “Don't give up! We'll find a way!” [y/n] added, making sure the two girls heard. Sera glared at her and [y/n] glared back.

That's what Charlie last saw, Emily looking worried and disappointed but what worried her was Sera and [y/n] started arguing, angelic powers starting to spark between them and that was the last thing she saw as she returned back in hell. Thankfully, the letter was safe in her pocket.

#lxkeee hazbin hotel masterlist #lucifer morningstar x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer magne #lucifer #“MLIMOM” — LUCIFER X READER

[sistertotheknowitall]

Some Guy Bingo

Masterpost.

Nearly three months into (what Jason called) The Haunting, the siblings kinda started a game. (“Either we're haunting him or he's haunting us, I haven't decided yet." "Considering he's the one appearing randomly, I'd say he's haunting us.")

Technically Tim had started it with, “five bucks says Danny went to class today.” (Gotham university was having an out break of fear toxin curtesy of Dr. Crane.) However, it was Jason who kicked it off with, “ten if he says something about actual scarecrows.”

Dick had snorted and said, “fifteen if it’s a personal experience about a farm.”

“I call bingo if he makes a vague statement on agriculture.” So it was actually Steph who started it.

“Bingo? We were placing bets.”

“Unlike you Hood, some people don’t get adopted by money.”

“As if Bruce doesn’t give you an allowance.”

(“As if he didn’t offer to adopt you,” Tim tacked on.)

It became a running joke where they started calling out "bingo if -" whenever they had to go out on a call. The joke had later formed into a running game when Danny had told Cass, “fighting gods is a pass-time, it is humanity that the real fight is against.” (He had trip over a curb and laid on the ground for several minutes before she asked if he was okay.) She said it wasn’t the most concerning thing he said to her and Steph chimed in claiming, “on a scale of one to ten that statement rates at a three.”

Jason had asked why Cass and Steph always got the weird ambiguous statements and he got cryptic shit about his “soul”.

(Damian had pointed out that at least he wasn’t being constantly referred to as a baby.)

I Call Bingo, which they still played whenever a situation required more than one of them, became “on a scale”

Dick was sure that “having given up on optimism, I find your enthusiasm to be overly bright” should be ranked higher then “I don’t like two-stepping but I’m from the mid-west, so do you know how to line dance?” (Danny and Duke had gotten into an awkward side step where they kept blocking each other.) Damian said the wording seemed passive-aggressive but the tone was too positive to be rude so he gave it a three. Jason said it sounded like a bad pick up line and gave it a two.

They often debated and defended the score they gave with Barbara chiming in over coms. She had never met Danny as Oracle but he was a regular at the public library. He was always polite and respectful and had quickly become one of her favorite patrons. Like Steph and Cass she also got odd statements but hers felt more like half-hearted jokes.

Bruce didn't always join in on their game but it wasn't surprising to see the occasional score placed in their reports. (They had a file dedicated to Danny's remarks. Originally it was to keep track of what they knew about him but at this point it was just to let the others know what he said this time.) Alfred was roped into it even if he didn't really participate unless asked. ("Hey Alfie, what would you give 'i'm glad i don't have to fight my food to eat it but if Batburger keeps giving me the wrong thing I'm summoning Lunch Lady.' Cause Tim says two but I think it's a five.") (He gave it a four.)

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#I just realized that i'd been forgetting Barbara and that is unacceptable #i hope this is coherent #danny is just some guy #the batfam are mostly use to him #batfamily #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #danny phantom