talk about mommy or daddy issues but back in 2012 I had a crush on both lana winters and oliver thredson
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The Sarahs and their love languages
(NOT the main 5 languages though!)
Billie
Reading out loud to you, telling you the truth without sugarcoating or pretending, hand kisses
Lana
Sitting together in silence or having long engaging discussions, loving looks, discreet kisses
Cordelia
Lying together until late afternoon, protective spells, small yet meaningful gifts, slow dancing together
Sally
Singing for you or with you, smoking together in silence, long eye contact, emotional vulnerability, she might sew you into a mattress actually
Ally
Holding you tightly and protecting you, being open about her emotions, mindless hand holding, caressing your hair as you fall asleep
Haven't finished Freak Show or Roanoke yet ): would you like the same but with the Evans?
Deeply apologize if this has been done before.
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Sooo I recently started AHS.
I'm currently watching Asylum.
This ain't even scary at this point, it's just proof that my humour is broken as fuck.
Dr. Thredson is such a fucking dilf with mommy issues and I love it.
And I know that people might come for my ass with the whole "HE IS A VILLAIN HE RAPED AND KILLED JZUSIBWU", while there are people that have a crush on Tate Langdon (and honestly good for them, go for it) who did the exact same shit. My taste for murderous people consists of FICTIONAL people ONLY.
So yeah Oliver could call me mommy any time.
Sister Judy is literally the baddest bitch of them all and I fucking love iiiit.
My poor Lana Banana needs a fucking break though, my dear darling ain't getting paid enough for this shit.
Also, I love the fact that even Satan is oblivious when it comes to aliens, that it's hilarious.
Sister Mary Eunice needs a break (and no, not her head) and happiness.
And extra protection from demons, obsessive nazi doctors and psychotic nuns.
Oh and lying, stupid ass Monsieur virgins.
Kit and Grace, need fucking vacations at this point.
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