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girlygo2 · 3 months
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!!WILSON ASKS ALERT!!
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Have you (YOU. YES, YOU.) ever wanted to ask Wilson a question? About his family, past, childhood, dreams, or even his favorite color? well guess what YOU CAN NOW!!
RULES AND MORE BENEATH!
"but wait, shouldn't you start another blog-" No no no my friend. Simmer down. Listen here. Give an ask to this blog specifically! (to Girlygo2) and preface the question is for Wilson! I'll direct it to him and what not. (he just also doesn't want to run a tumblr blog)
SOME RULES BEFORE YOU ASK:
-SFW questions only please.
-Don't beg for an answer, because I'm very sorry, some simply either don't interest me, or I merely can't get to...
-Please try and avoid repeating asks from the past! to look through them all, I will be using the tag 'gg2wilsonask' in every post.
-If you send anything creepy or proshippy or whatever you're instantly blocked you sicko <3
-I won't be drawing in anyone's OC's
-Do not be angry with me if I don't ship your favorite Wilson pairing or dst pairing in general. Shipping wars are unneeded. No hate to you though <:)
(and if you're curious about the pairings I like, it's Wesson, Maxwil, and Warlson. I don't know what universe these are all in, probably the Retorateras universe, so mainly Wesson, but I mean you can make Maxwell and Wilson (not) kiss if you really want)
You're ALLOWED to:
-Ask about some things I've made, like Retorateras or whatnot!
-Ask other characters about Wilson or smth (I mean I hate to sound weird but this does revolve around Wilson after all...)
-Show him stuff or tell him ideas (like, you can show him your oc and get his opinion) (but he's kind of a jerk)
-tell him about science
anyways ASKS ARE CURRENTLY OPEN!!!
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Not Sick Fic
744 words of Eddie not being sick and Steve not finding him endearing.
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“I’m not sick,” Eddie argues, punctuating his argument with an aggressive sneeze followed by harsh hacking.
“Are you holding a loogie in your mouth right now?” Steve crosses his arms and tilts his head in what the Party has taken to calling his Mom Stance (trademark pending).
In a disgusting display of defiance, Eddie swallows. “No.” 
There’s a glob of neon yellow snot dripping from Eddie’s left nostril that he drags his crusty sweatshirt sleeve across before snorting up another drip of snot coming from the right side this time. 
“You are…” Steve sighs, exasperated, “so gross.”
The furrowed brows and grumpy pout paired with Eddie’s pink nose and puffy eyes could almost be considered cute if Steve hadn’t just witnessed him swallow a loogie.
“How the hell did I fall in love with you?”
Steve knows exactly how it happened. He could write a library’s worth of books about all the things he loves about Eddie Munson. That doesn’t change the fact that Eddie absolutely refuses to admit that he’s sick and is being very gross about proving his health.
“Because I’m so totally handsome and I can do cool guitar stuff.” His voice is scratchy and nasally and Steve can tell he’s trying very hard not to sniffle or cough. “And I’m super rich on account of the cool guitar stuff.” Eddie bats his thick black eyelashes and flashes a big bright toothy smile in Steve’s direction. It’s usually quite charming but the new bead of snot dripping towards Eddie’s upper lip causes his charisma to take a hit. “Gimme a smooch.”
Eddie sniffles harshly, sucking the snot glob back into his nose. He leans in, lips puckered up and chapped from extended forced mouth breathing, eyes squeezed shut. Steve reaches out a hand to stop Eddie from falling when he continues to lean forward. 
“You’re cute,” Steve admits, pushing Eddie back to balance on his own feet, “You’re also sick.”
“‘m not,” Eddie pouts again, opening his eyes and glaring at Steve.
Yes he is. Eddie is very sick. His nose is running a marathon and Steve could hear the congestion from a mile away. He’s running a 102 degree fahrenheit fever and shivering like a chihuahua on a sugar high. His eyes are red and puffy and his eye bags have eye bags. He’s sneezing and coughing and if the way he frequently grimaces and groans is any indication he’s nauseous too. 
It’s wild to Steve, how easily Eddie tends to ignore his own health and well-being. He’s going to work himself to an early grave and take Steve with him. It’s frankly astonishing how long Eddie’s made it and Steve is half convinced that Death is simply scared of Eddie. It wouldn’t be surprising. Eddie is absolutely horrifying when he wants to be. And also sometimes when he doesn’t mean to be. 
“Just lay down in bed, Eds. You’ll get better sooner if you rest.”
“Don’t need rest, ‘m not sick.” Eddie makes a noise like he might throw up if either of them make a wrong move. He clears his throat when the feeling seemingly passes. “Gotta finish planning out the next session for when the Party comes to visit next week and then work on some acous- acousti- ACHOO!” Eddie sneezes and a snot rocket launches toward Steve in a majestic arch of green and yellow nasal mucus. Steve, luckily, manages to move out of the way and not be hit by the bio weapon. 
“Did you just say “achoo” as you sneezed?” 
“I didn’t sneeze,” Eddie says, like a lying liar who lies.
Steve looks from Eddie to the small puddle of snot on the floor. “What’s that then?”
Eddie scoffs a couple of times, searching for a reasonable answer. His brain isn’t working at full capacity, which is reasonable considering he’s very sick, despite his resolute denial. “Science project.” 
Eddie lives and breathes gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, Steve will give him that, but Steve has mastered manipulate, mansplain, malewife. Especially that malewife bit. If the government ever comes around to letting Eddie put a ring on it Steve would make a wonderful trophy wife. 
“Yeah? What’s the hypothesis?” That’s right, Steve knows science words. He may be a certified Ken but he’s not stupid. Eddie, of course, is a Barbie, but that was never really a question.
“It’s about projectile paths and stuff.”
Steve cannot believe how endearing Eddie is even when he’s being this gross.
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fear-is-truth · 3 months
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𝜗ϱ 𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴 𝑶𝑭 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 ── kai anderson
꒰ 𝒌𝒂𝒊 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍 ꒱
˚₊ ⊹ 𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚: @yoursweetestgirl ˚₊ ⊹
𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒔: college student!fem reader. legal age gap. sfw + nsfw content. probably ooc. typical kai behaviour (toxic, controlling, sexist ) talks of murder, blackmail.. spanking
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𝓐/𝖭 : sorry it’s super ooc.. but i heavily relate to being stressed out by school, so here you go.
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imagine yourself stressing over a very important exam:
okay first of all, kai would use this as an opportunity to mansplain his philosophy on “self-growth”.
you know, that speech about “a larvae bee has to shed its skin to become queen”. etc.
and if you’re crying, don’t expect kai to go soft on you. he’d tell you point blank to stop being so weak.
then, he’d do a pinky power ritual with you and ask: “how bad do you want this?”
you can might as well kiss your moral compass goodbye because kai is very persuasive and there’s a good chance that he’d successfully corrupt you.
“in an unfair world, there's no such thing as ‘cheating.’ it's a quicker, smarter path to success. if you don’t seize the opportunity, someone else will take it.”
being a man of action, kai will do anything for you. fuck morals (as if he has any, ha)
given his computer programming skills, he'd hack into the system to steal the answers for the upcoming exam.
also ‘modify’ your grades a bit while he's at it, maybe even sabotage other peoples’ too.
if you’re immune to kai’s gaslighting and insist that you want to study yourself, then fine. he’d let you skip a couple of cult meetings.
when you’re studying in the house, kai would tell the rest of the cult members not to stick around after meetings.
you’d have to make up for it, though. like clean up the trash or something.
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imagine yourself in danger of failing your worst subject:
failing your classes? leave it to kai. he would find a way to blackmail or threaten your professor into letting you pass.
if the subjects that you’re struggling with happens to be mathematics or science, you’re in luck because he’s very good at it.
fair warning, kai is not the most patient teacher. he’d get frustrated and think that you’re stupid if you don’t get it right.
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imagine yourself being bullied at school
if someone at school is giving you shit, he’d stalk them on social media and send winter to spy for him.
a few days later, that person won’t be bothering you again. or breathing.
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imagine yourself experiencing study burnout:
on more than one occasion, you experience study burnout, skipping meals and pulling all-nighters.
kai would get super pissed. like how dare you wreck your body over something stupid like this?
the unhealthy lifestyle will affect your reproductive hormones and menstrual cycles, ultimately reducing your chances of fertility success. (sorry i had to add this)
he’d enforce a bedtime on you. lights out at eleven thirty– no ifs, ands, or buts.
“if you're incapable of handling your own sleeping schedule, someone else has to step in and do it for you. bed. now.”
and more mansplaining:
“why’d you seek academic validation to prove superiority? a perfect gpa or fancy diploma won’t help you change history-”
despite being his annoying self, kai would still take care of you. in his own way.
he makes sure that your basic needs are met, like having three meals a day, staying hydrated etc.
kai doesn’t cook, (kitchen work is for women, in his opinion) so he either orders takeout or microwaves pizza for you.
kai very skilled at reading people, to the point that it’s kind of scary. he can easily pick up on your frustration just from the smallest signs– a faint furrow of your brow, the way you purse your lips or tap your foot.
when this happens, he’ll snatch away your textbook or laptop and insist that you take a quick shower.
“get yourself cleaned. no point in sitting here, growing mold and not achieving anything.”
kai joins you in the shower, saying that he was gonna do it anyways and you might as well shower together to save water (oh so now he cares about the environment)
he washes your hair for you, acting like it was no big deal. needless to say, one thing leads to another..
- venturing into ˚₊ ⊹ NSFW ˚₊ ⊹ territory, mdni!! -
kai has an very… interesting method of helping you improve your memory.
he’d have you over his knee and quiz you with textbook material.
you’d get spanked for every wrong answer.
every time you make a “breakthrough”, for instance finishing that assignment or finally grasping the difficult material, he'd glance at you with the faintest hint of approval in his eyes.
followed by celebratory sex. (a win-win situation)
after a long study session, you can count on him to fuck the stress out of you.
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lethalchiralium · 11 months
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Diamondback | Prologue
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a/n: HEIBDEJFB i’m so excited for this one don’t even. I know it’s short, leave me alone 🥲
warnings: cussing, mentions of cheating/pregnancy (not reader), maskless!simon riley
summary: The heat was something else. With a heavy heart and nothing to lose, you’ve ditched your ex-fiancé to chase your childhood best friend across the country to a small town in a wildfire prone area of the United States - Pine, Arizona. It’s nestled in a valley and is where your best friend, Alex Keller, calls home. He’s following his passion, his dreams, and it soon enough, you’re following it too; but the flames are getting too close and soon you’ll be in the line of fire of your best friend’s superintendent, John Price, and his assistant, Simon Riley.
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Alex Keller was a man of his word. 
With his phone now slipped into his pocket, he moved with light steps from his locker and across the room to his Superintendent’s office. It was getting late, most of his fellow Hotshots had already gone home for the night. He was almost set out to leave too, having already put on his street shoes and his bomber jacket when you had called him. You’ve been his best friend since the first grade, essentially his second sister; he’d do anything to help you, so when you had called, his heart broke and anger flooded his body.
“Where are you gonna go? Your mom’s not the best choice-“
“Please tell me I can crash with you.”
“What?”
“Please. I’ll even work in your little firefighter station too.”
“You can’t just join a Hotshot crew, Y/N-“
“I know as much about fire and firefighting as you do, maybe even more.”
“That doesn’t mean you have the physical capabilities for it! It’s grueling, it’s exhausting-“
“Oh, I know you are not trying to mansplain your job to me.”
“What? No! No, it’s just-“
“A little hiking and extra upper arm workout is nothing. Put in a good word, would you?”
“I mean, I can- But be for real, you can’t uproot your life! You love being a fire watch.”
“Yeah, and I loved Justin. Shit can change, Alex.”
Alex knocked on the door, hearing faint voices of approval granting him entrance. He opened the door, revealing the warm light that had been on for a few hours. At the desk sat his Superintendent, John Price - a man with expertly groomed facial hair and the drive of a wildfire. He was physically and mentally maintained; he was everything a Superintendent should be. Across from him sat Alex’s Assistant Superintendent, Simon Riley - a man with the sense for fire science and for weather. The more physically maintained of anyone in the crew, he was the best at keeping the 141 Hotshots on their toes. The two of them worked incredible as a team and were the reason why the Pine Fire Department in Arizona was allowed their own Hotshot crew - Alex respected them.
Both looked to Alex, equally surprised he was still in the firehouse.
“What do you need, Keller?” Simon was the first to speak, Alex took a breath.
“Look, I know you guys are still looking for a new Hotshot, I may have a possible candidate.” He placed his hands on his hips, watching as Simon looked to Price. 
Price’s eyebrows furrowed. “Go on.”
Shit, how do I tell them that she’s just leaving her job ‘cause of that douchebag? “Uh, so she actually does- did, did fire watch in Yellowstone, she was a Hotshot for like… a year before? Anyway, she’s uh, she’s coming to live with me and wanted to know if she could interview.”
Price looked to Simon, who looked back to him. With a knowing glance shared between them, Price looked to Alex.
“She do drugs?”
Alex shook his head.
“Convicted of a crime?”
“No sir.”
Price’s next question was as blunt as it could’ve been. “Did she kill somebody?”
Alex blinked for a moment, stuttering, “Well-Well no! I mean she might, she has a good reason right now.”
Simon snickered, “Doesn’t everybody?”
Price glared at his Assistant Superintendent before he looked back to Alex. “When’s she gonna be here? ‘Cause we might be mobilizing soon.”
Alex looked at his watch. “She’s on a plane now.”
His Superintendent looked pleased before looking at Simon, then to his own watch.
“Have her be here by 9 tomorrow morning.” The man’s blue eyes were sharp as they looked back up to Alex. “If she washes out, it’s your ass on the line.”
“Yes sir.” 
The Hotshot still stood in the office, the Superintendent looked to his Assistant, who spoke. “Why are you still here, Keller?”
Alex cleared his throat. “As a good employee, I’m saying that she would be a great hotshot. As her friend…”
Both Price and Simon’s eyebrows raised. 
“She’s a bit… intense.”
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“You son of a bitch!”
“Y/N, I swear! I don’t know a Natalie!”
A vase shattered against the wall next to your fiancé’s face, he shouted in fear - but you wanted him to feel your fucking rage. 
“You are a fuckin’ liar!”
A mug nearly hit him in the face, only to explode into a million pieces next to him. “Stop!”
You weren’t done. No, you were far from done. With a quick hand, you grabbed your former favorite framed photo of your engagement - a time where you were truly happy. It was a stark contrast to the scene now; you had made your way through the kitchen into the living room, throwing things to keep your fiancé, Justin, far away from you. “You got her-“ You chucked the picture frame at him, it barreled against the wall and shattered on impact. “fucking pregnant! You got a girl pregnant!”
“I didn’t!” He tried to take a stop forward but your hand was on another picture frame, ready to throw it, so he paused as he held his hands out. “It’s not fucking mine! I don’t know her!”
Another picture frame was thrown at him, he moved out of the way as you made your way to the front door. Your hand fished into your jacket pocket as you threw your backpack over your shoulder, throwing the small keyring at Justin. He took two steps closer, but you ripped open the front door.
“Where the fuck are you even gonna go?!” He shouted, face red with anger. You gave him a nasty look.
“Somewhere you won’t fuckin’ find me, ‘cause we are over. We will stay over, so if you harass me,” You snarled at him, taking a step backwards and out of the house. “So help me God, you’ll be meetin’ Him faster than you can say sorry.”
And you slammed the door behind yourself, hands shaking and tears threatening to fall. You had no one here in Montana, no one where you could hide and you sure as Hell weren't going to have your mother say "I told you so". With a shaking hand, you dug your phone out of your pocket and dialed the one person you always knew you could count on.
With two rings, he picked up and tears pricked your eyes. "Alex."
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jaytriesstuff · 6 months
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Tim/Kon Sick Fic snippet that I started when I was sick and haven’t finished.
like 750 words ish
“I’m not sick,” Tim argues, punctuating his argument with an aggressive sneeze followed by harsh hacking.
“Are you holding a loogie in your mouth right now?” Kon crosses his arms and tilts his head in an attempt to mirror the infamous, and seriously effective, Dick Grayson Mom Stance (trademark pending).
In a disgusting display of defiance, Tim swallows. “No.”
There’s a glob neon yellow snot dripping from Tim’s left nostril that he drags his crusty sweatshirt sleeve across before snorting up another drip of snot coming from the right side this time.
“You are…” Kon sighs, exasperated, “so gross.”
The furrowed brows and grumpy pout paired with Tim’s pink nose and puffy eyes could almost be considered cute if Kon hadn’t just witnessed him swallow a loogie.
“How the hell did I fall in love with you?”
Kon knows exactly how it happened. He could write a library’s worth of books about all the things he loves about Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne. That doesn’t change the fact that Tim absolutely refuses to admit that he’s sick and is being very gross about proving his health.
“Because I’m so totally handsome and I can do cool skateboard tricks.” His voice is scratchy and nasally and Kon can tell he’s trying very hard not to sniffle or cough. “And I’m super rich.” Tim bats his thick black eyelashes and flashes a big bright toothy smile in Kon’s direction. It’s usually quite charming but the new bead of snot dripping towards Tim’s upper lip causes his charisma to take a hit. “Gimme a smooch.”
Tim sniffles harshly, sucking the snot glob back into his nose. He leans in, lips puckered up and chapped from extended forced mouth breathing, eyes squeezed shut. Kon makes use of his tactile telekinesis to stop him from falling when he continues to lean forward.
“You’re cute,” Kon admits, pushing Tim back with TTK to balance on his own feet, “You’re also sick.”
“‘m not,” Tim pouts again, opening his eyes and glaring at Kon.
Yes he is. Tim is very sick. His nose is running a marathon and Kon could hear the congestion from a mile away without using his super hearing. He’s running a 102 degree fahrenheit fever and shivering like a speedster on a sugar high. His eyes are red and puffy and his eye bags have eye bags. He’s sneezing and coughing and if the way he frequently grimaces and groans is any indication he’s nauseous too.
It’s wild to Kon, how easily Tim tends to ignore his own health and well-being. He’s going to work himself to an early grave and take Kon with him. It’s frankly astonishing how long Tim’s made it and Kon is half convinced that Death is simply scared of Tim. It wouldn’t be surprising. Tim is absolutely horrifying when he wants to be. And also sometimes when he doesn’t mean to be.
“Just lay down in bed, Robbie. You’ll get better sooner if you rest.”
“Don’t need rest, ‘m not sick.” Tim makes a noise like he might throw up if either of them make a wrong move. He clears his throat when the feeling seemingly passes. “Gotta finish this report for WE and then file some evi- evid- evid ACHOO!” Tim sneezes and a snot rocket launches toward Kon in a majestic arch of green and yellow nasal mucus. Kon, luckily, manages to move out of the way and not be hit by the bio weapon.
“Did you just say “achoo” as you sneezed?”
“I didn’t sneeze,” Tim says, like a lying liar who lies.
Kon looks from Tim to the small puddle of snot on the floor. “What’s that then?”
Tim scoffs a couple of times, searching for a reasonable answer. His brain isn’t working at full capacity, which is reasonable considering he’s very sick, despite his resolute denial. “Science project.”
Tim lives and breathes gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, Kon will give him that, but Kon has mastered manipulate, mansplain, malewife. Especially that malewife bit. If Tim ever wanted to put a ring on it Kon would make a wonderful trophy wife.
“Yeah? What’s the hypothesis?” That’s right, Kon knows science words, Kon was a science project. They implanted all kinds of information in his head. He may be a certified Ken but he’s not stupid. Tim, of course, is a Barbie, but that was never really a question.
“It’s about projectile paths and stuff.”
Kon cannot believe how endearing Tim is when he’s being this gross.
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sullyfortress · 1 year
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I’m not a hater whatsoever just thought the chemistry Jake and Neytiri had in first movie was kinda…. Not there? Also it only took 3 months for them to mutually decide to be life partners idk maybe I’m a cynic. Like for Neytiri especially I think there should’ve been WAAAAAY more turmoil about having feelings for a dude who’s race is like destroying (has destroyed) everything you’ve ever known.
I've been so ready for this discussion.
One, I agree with you that its a little interesting to look at the chemistry between the two in the first movie. To me, its because a lot of their connection and underlying relationship isn't necessarily about surface level 'romance.'
First off, Neytiri, and the Omaticaya up until meeting Jake, had only really dealt with scientists. Scientists who as Mo'at says, had already full cups.
These scientists already had preconceived notions about Pandora and how the planets life worked. It was therefore harder for them to connect spiritually with the Omaticaya, because anytime the Na'vi spoke, the science avatars would immediately translate and treat everything as data.
Also, for the sake of more research I imagine previous avatars were sickly sweet. They want to get in to do research of course, so they would exhibit alot of grace and hospitality. Which is smart, but I image for the Na'vi, they've been so use to the fake kindness that its fucken annoying. They'd have previous avatar claim they want peace meanwhile their home is being torn apart.
I think we've all experienced false kindness before - its more annoying that straight up rudness I swear - CONDESCENDING
Anyway, then Jake comes along, he's I think easier for Neytiri, and the Omaticaya to relate to, because he's a warrior and he doesn't know anyting. He doesn't show up mansplaining to them about how their world works. He understand the battle mindset.
Any militant aliens the Na'vi had met up until that point had been hostile, but Jake shows up ready to learn and submissive to the people.
I understand why they chose him because I think he was just such an interesting concept: A alien who's not there to poke and prod their lives for data, mansplain or shoot them. Just to learn.
Neytiri is a warrior at heart and also very spiritual. I think the sign from Ewya, coupled with the fact that she say how unique and also vulnerable Jake was, it drew her towards him.
As far as how she could forgive him and fall for a skyperson. I don't think its that simple. For one, if you look at some deleted scenes, we see more of Jake's turmoil about lying to the Na'vi, at one point he says that the Na'vi didn't have a word for lie before humans showed up, that we taught them the word.
I think the Na'vi are just far more trusting and forgiving than Humans, and also capable of seeing people as individuals.
Again, Jake showed up vulnerable - "like a baby" as Neytiri puts it. I think Jake has been isolated and alone in much of his life, moreso since losing the use of his legs. He just lost his brother and is basically winging life at this point, he's lost.
Note: I think Ewya's signs: Seeds of sacred tree and Toruk Makto GREATLY impacted Neytiri's draw to Jake. Which look at it anyway you want, Omaticaya are deeply spiritual and that guides them - so I think if you take their viewpoint, those signs around a single skyperson would help them see past some mistakes he's made. Also I have this suspicion that its the raw dumb-himbo/boldness of Jake that also makes Neytiri go..... damn. Like to become Toruk Makto you do put your life on the line - and this skyperson risked his life in such a profound way just to show how dedicated he was to her and to her people.
Neytiri, is a way I think is also lost. Her home is being invaded, her sister was killed before her eyes, and she was then betrothed to her sisters lover. (Tsu-tey was Sylwanin's love and they were suppose to lead the clan next). Which is part of the custom, but still - could not have been easy for her.
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As I see it, both of them bonded over loss, being warriors, and the desire to be more.
I don't know if that really justified the lack of chemistry in the first movie - but to me it was more of an innocent, learning to trust and to break from their own isolated 'shells' so to speak.
Before bonding to one another, they both were rather grumpy people - I think they free'd something in each other.
AS FOR THE 3 MONTHS: they spent every single moment together( apart from the like 5 hours a day jake was in human body). Plus war and trauma bonds people we know this. 😁
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14carrotghoul · 5 months
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WIP Wednesday!
Thank you to @sherryvalli @dumbpeachjuice @cha-melodius @suseagull04 and @happiness-of-the-pursuit for tagging me in various things!! Here's more from my Christmas fake dating AU!
Henry is treated like a king, waited on hand and foot; Alex insists it's more like the treatment toward a particularly fragile Victorian child. Nora unknowingly tilts the argument in Henry's favor when she genuflects for getting Alex out of his dating funk. “Jesus, enough,” Alex grumbles. “He's only human. You've seen him like a hundred times.” Nora chirps, “Henry's such an outlier, though: an actual, decent human being. One we all saw coming but an outlier nonetheless.” Henry chokes on a bit of egg while Alex retorts, “Then you know to ignore outliers and leave them fucking be.” “What MIT degree in data science gives you the goddamn right to mansplain outliers before I've even had my morning Redbull?” “Simmer down, kiddos,” Ellen warns from the head of the table. “Eat up, Henry. Don't be shy about seconds. We've got plenty to go around.” Leo makes Henry's choking worse without meaning to when he asks, “So how did the two of you finally get together?”
No pressure tagging @read-and-write- @indomitable-love @inexplicablymine @raysletters @cultofsappho @ssmtskw @tintagel-or-cockleshells @xthelastknownsurvivorx and anyone else that wants to share their wonderful words!!
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chifuyusgangshirt · 2 years
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Add Kakucho alongside Rindou as the type to like gym girls.
Okay hot take but:
The types of girls the tenjiku boys would like:
Izana
Sweet girls. Kind ones, the kind of girls you can manipulate easy and who would devote themselves to saving you. Izana obviously needs a lot of attention and affection, preferably for himself alone. If you date him, you are his best friend, family, lover, mom, maid and therapist.
And you'll have to be build for that. You can't just say no to him and move on he makes sure to call and message you everyday to ask if you still like him. You need to be somehwat mother-like too. He has mommy issues and it shows man, don't be surprised when you find out he has a mommy kink in the bedroom too - just accept it man. It's Izana, he does what he wants.
Also, be interested in him and only him. He loves nice girls who hang on every word he says. Maybe even a bit dumb so he can scold you and make you feel less than you are to keep you close.
"I can change him" "babe look at me, this isn't you" and "you just don't know him like I do" are things he feeds right into. Tbh he is a bit of a pick me boy. So if you are a lovely "not like other girls" he would appreciate that. Be his and he is yours and you both can be emo together.
Mochi
Also nice girls. But normal ones. You know, not the girls who have a tumblr Account and relate to Ramona flowers, more like girls that don't judge a book by it's cover. He is a scary guy and is afraid to intimidate his crush so you better be nice and outspoken.
Tbh I see him as possibly shy around girls? Doesn't know how to act and talk. He needs someone who makes the first steps and has the pants on in the relationship. Just be honest and open to him and that's enough.
Also big eaters. He'll invite you out to eat constantly and hopes to have a little eating contest with you. Competitive Bastard loves to win against you.
Mucho
Say it with me; mucho likes nerdy girls. Mucho liked nerdy, mature girls.
He is the kind to fall for the type who wear the typical "nerd" thick rimmed glasses, tom-boyish style, are coffee addicts and draw a fake mustache on their finger or even better, have a necklace of it.
Oh and science. Cool, funny girls who know biology! Idk but he seems like a wise old man in the body of a body builder so I think he likes smart girls, people who can match him in any way and make him feel challenged.
Shion
Punks. Loud and nasty dirty punk girls who throw the first punch and kick him in the balls when he says too much.
Girls who love blood and spit on the ground, girls who tattoo his name on their tits and bring him to tattoo theirs on his neck.
Punk girls who kiss his snotty nose and then finish off the guys who hurt him, yes call him babyboy! He says he hates it but he doesn't. He actually dreamily writes the words next to a couple that is supposed to be you two but no one can actually make out humans in it.
Rindou
Rindou is the type to say he wants a goth girlfriend but actually wants an e-girl. Rindou is the type to show you his remix on your first date and calls it art. Rindou mansplains protein-shakes to you.
But you know, he wants someone like this and that but what he needs is a girl that can pin him against the wall and make him blush like a school girl.
Rindou needs a best friend he can hang out and talk about his day with, venting about his brother and who he can show the weird rash on his butt without judgement.
Rindou would love to game with you and hold your hand, he needs a kiss on the nose when he wakes up and a knee in his stomache when he pushes you into the dirt. Fight with him, kiss him, please give him attention he needs it :(
Ran
Himself but with boobs.
But you know what he would also make do with, someone just as tired as him. Someone who laughs at his jokes and does face masks with him.
Someone who likes it when he is soft and understand him, who does his make up and let him do theirs.
You should be funny, witty and kind of sarcastic but deep inside just as vain and pseudo as him.
Pleasw visit an art gallarey with him where you both stand before a painting and literally don't know what the theme of the gallarey is. Like, absolutey not. You don't get it. When someone comes up to talk with you two about the art displayed because you both look so fancy and artsy you both just talk total bullshit and look how long it takes until the others catch on you two are total dumbasses. You stand before a statue and kiss each other and Ran makes pics and then you both read what it means and it's actually a child starving because of idk society. Do you care tho? Nah.
Kakucho
Kakucho likes gym girls. But the Yoga ones. He wanna see you bend like a freaking boneless demon and will be soooo happy about it too.
Kakucho likes a challenge, someone who knows what they want and talk loud and clear. Someone with confidence and who jogs at 6 am - that freak.
I think he doesn't really has a type besides mature and older girls that work out and could sucker punch him into another dimension. He is all about the vibe and if you are ready to share your boo with a sociopathic gang leader with mommy issues. This could (probably) end in a poly relationship btw.
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shmules · 8 months
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charles cuevas headcanons bc he is rotting my brain and these have been sitting in my notes app for like 3 weeks. slight drdt chapter 2 spoilers lol
 
he actually has like. curly/wavy hair but he straightens it bc he doesn’t like curl maintenance. his hair is literally fried beyond repair 
he gets really bad motion sickness but won’t admit it bc he’s stubborn
he owns a ton of those corny science shirts
he hates mornings, but pretends he’s a morning person bc his job requires him to get up early. he’s constantly running off of 3-4 hours of sleep and an entire pot of coffee
he’s not too keen on romance, but a couple coworkers have caught his eye before. they were all men LOL
he can’t drive, he insists it’s unnecessary but he’s rlly just afraid of getting into an accident 
he can’t swim either lol.. he used to be able to but then his brother died and his parents stopped taking him
his nails r actually super well-maintained.. not super long but they’re pretty
he took academics veeeery seriously. he’d lose his mind if he ever got below a 95 on an exam or something 
he took hs chemistry class way too seriously.. his poor lab partner always had to listen to him yap on and on about how they were doing it wrong or how the experiment was too easy
he probably homeschooled at some point to focus more on chemistry
he tried to make microwave mac n cheese once when he was like 14 but forgot the water and nearly set his house on fire
he mansplains. he mansplains things all the time to both men and women. he tries so hard to sound smart but he just sounds like a loser lmfao
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wendytestabrat · 6 months
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i swear kyle kept getting pissy throughout this wholeass episode that everyone was listening to cartman and not him on how to catch the serial killer or whatever like bitch kyle that’s bc cartman has RIZZ and you don’t sweetie. he’s mad that cartman is pretending to be a psychic and they’re all buying it but when kyle is bringing them actual science and evidence they’re looking at him like he’s crazy LOL. kyle maybe if u were more sure of urself like cartman is people would take u seriously. bc when u have confidence, charisma, & good persuasion skills u can get pretty much anyone to do anything or believe anything u say even if it’s all a bunch of bullshit LOL. that reminds me of that jimmy neutron episode in like s1 when they had that fundraiser to sell more candy and jimmy was all butthurt cindy was selling way more than him. that’s bc cindy had RIZZ with the customers and made a good salesperson even tho she was just manipulating everyone and telling them lies lol. jimmy was boring everyone by telling the customers science facts about chocolate so yeah why is he surprised people were slamming the door on his face? that’s what kyle is doing in this episode he’s being an annoying mansplaining science prick in this episode like jimmy LOL. there was also that spongebob episode “chocolate with nuts” that had the exact same message where spongebob & patrick realized to sell more chocolate bars they had to stretch the truth.
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round 1: Thoma (Genshin Impact) vs Gordon Freeman (Half-Life VR but the AI is Self Aware)
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Thoma (Genshin Impact): manipulate, malewife, "Literally a housekeeper, cares about you very much, he cooks, he cleans, he gets discounts everywhere he goes bc he is somehow friends with everyone, willing to use this power to sneak people into the country, total sweetheart, chugs respect women juice like a frat boy chugs bud light" "cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping, making tea, laundry"
Gordon Freeman (Half-Life VR but the AI is Self Aware): manipulate, mansplain, malewife, "he thinks hes soooooooooo normal he is such an odd man i want to put him under a microscope and observe him with the rest of the Science Team"
this person misspelled freeman as "feetman". idk, i like that but i hate it at the same time
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depressedraisin · 8 months
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ok brethren rant incoming
so ytd i was at this paper presentation competition with my very mediocre paper (the sole reason to that was bcs i am not a banking public finance girlie i never will be) but that's not the story. the story is that i met this dude from a year above me and he's from this very presitigious old traditionally left leaning and social sciences focusing college and i thought ha he might be interesting lemme chat him up. now usually i am decapacitated by social anxiety at events like these but i thought no girl you can't let your demons get the better of you and stare at him for the rest of the event, go talk to him maybe you could get a friendship out of this. i CANNOT tell you just HOW MUCH it took for me too even get up and go say hi. but i did, and i was so proud of myself. he was since enough and we started chatting.
and then.
then, Dude turned out to be a Finance Bro. not just any Finance Bro but an elon musk stanning borderline fascist bullshit spouting "there is nothing wrong with exploiting power if you have it" "why should the rich pay for the poor" Finance Bro.
*loooooooooooong sigh*
spent like 3 hours econ-mansplaining how capitalism is a meritrocracy to me. which was yeah okay im used to hearing bullshit like that i just silently rolled my eyes but then. BUT THEN. man said TO MY FACE "what's there to research in economic history 🥴" when i told him abt my future plans. FUCK HIM. HOW DARE YOU.
yk mama raised a polite girl who is slightly terrified of confrontation or else Dude would've been shredded to pieces.
like fucking nincompoop do you think you dropped on earth outta nowhere do you think scholars who spend years and years studying and trying to understand how our current economic situations have evolved from those in the past are idiots.
im so amused by Finance Bros' complete and absolute inability to wrap their teeny lil heads around the fact that you can study for personal satisfaction. yeah my good sir it is, in fact, possible that someone dedicates their life to the study of something just because they like it and they think it's interesting. only things that bring you lotsa cash aren't the only ones that hold value in life- wow surprise.
like yeah i had the grades to go for stem i still have the grades to go for a cushy corporate job and just count banknotes for the rest of my life but NO im not gonna do that bcs i have this one life and thank god i have the priviledge to dedicate it to pursuing academics long term in a field that interests me so im gonna do that. he was like "if you were confident enough in taking maths and economics then might as well have gone for STEM" NO DUMBWIT. i DID NOT have the interest. it's really just that simple. and yes i can love maths and be interested in history its not that hard. economics is not an isolated science it is literally ABOUT SOCIETY its a social sciene you cannot cut it off from politics or history or sociology. fucking idiot
so yeah. im so annoyed. day ruined totally.
im going back to chatting up only women. cishet men are trash
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ofskellingtcns · 1 year
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𝚃𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝟸𝟻; 𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙶𝙴𝙽.
                     wesley skellington.
wes would argue that he’s not his father’s son but the truth is he is exactly the piece of jasper he lost. if you ever wanted to know what a teenage jasper skellington was like just take a look at wesley skellington. a menace with a hunger for knowledge and starry eyes, wes is known to get himself into situations but he always manages to get himself out. as the only skellington son, the people of hallow falls except him to fulfill the role that jasper left behind but wes isn’t interested in playing into their hierarchy and games because of his last name. 
inspired  by  : richie tozier (  it 2017  ) , mike wheeler (  stranger things  )  ,  donnie darko ( donnie darko ) ,  charlie kelly (  it’s always sunny in philadelphia  ) , boys will be bugs by cavetown , wally west  ( young justice ) , shane madej ( watcher / buzzfeed unsolved ) , jj maybank ( outer banks ) , borderline by tame impala , lip gallagher ( shameless ) 
𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻
birth name. wesley lavandin hamato-skellington nicknames.  wes, weast, wessy date of birth.   october 29 age.    twenty-one. gender.   cis male. pronouns.  he/him. species.   half skeleton monster / clone powers.   skeleton form, flexibility, detach-ability & strength sexuality.  bisexual. place of birth.    elias, california. current residence.   elias, california. occupation.    university student / intern at genius built 
𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴
height. 6'2" build. muscular. thicc boy like his dad hair colour/style. blonde. the blondest boy you will ever meet.  eye colour. blue. piercings.  a nose ring on the right side. tattoos. ( x ) notable markings.  tw* light gore ?? since he’s only half skeleton monster he has faint scars from where he detaches himself. the darkest one is around his neck. glasses/contacts ?  neither. faceclaim.  rudy pankow. voiceclaim. rudy pankow. ( x )
𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙷
physical ailments.   none. allergies.   n/a. sleeping habits. he’s a night owl. his sleep patterns are horrible body temperature.  cold lil boy. dominant hand.    right. drugs / smoke / alcohol ? no / yes / yes
𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈
tropes.   beware the silly ones, genius ditz, plucky comic relief, the stoner, wild card positive traits. laid-back, humorous, intelligent, compassionate, protective, imaginative, innovative  negative traits.  irresponsible, impulsive, impatient, rowdy, reckless, sarcastic, stubborn usual mood.  silly goofy mood. likes. french fries, skateboarding, scaring people for funsies, science, spiders, moths, dark chocolate, surfing, the ocean, sitting on roofs and talking about life, his little experiments that challenge the natural order of things, the smell of pine trees, rainy mornings, christmas lights, autumn leaves crunching under your feet, baseball caps, punk rock aesthetic  dislikes.  the weight that comes with being a skellington, mustard, country music, his grandparents, hugs from people he doesn’t like / not comfortable with, snow, people who feel entitled to his family, people talking about his family, how angry he gets sometimes  bad habits.  getting into fights. letting people underestimate him so he can have the upper hand in situations. very mansplain, manipulate, malewife ♡
𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂
mother.   n/a. father.      jasper skellington, donatello hamato siblings.   lilith, diana & calliope hamato-skellington. pets.  he shares a dog with harry named rocky, their child. on top of that his pets are a snake named cleopatra, a tarantula named xeno and a squirrel named igor. birth order.   middle of four. significant other.  harry teague, boyfriend. closest friends. the jones family, bria utonium, caspian mcqueen, reggie rogers, lucien reyes-park.
𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚂
zodiac sign. scorpio ( derogatory ). mbti. ESTP. temperament.   sanguine. hogwarts house.    slytherin.  moral alignment.  chaotic good.
𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚂 & 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚂
languages spoken.   english, japanese, various dead languages ( ancient greek, old norse, akkadian, mandan, latin, gothic and coptic. ) drive ?      yes. jump start a car ?       yes. change a flat tire ?     for sure. ride a bicycle ?       yeah. swim ?     yes and he’s that kid that pretends to drown all the time. play an instrument ?     yes, piano.  play chess ?     yes. braid hair ?    yes. tie a tie ?          yes. pick a lock ?          yes. sew ?      like the basics.
compassion.          8/10.
empathy.         8/10.
creativity.          10/10.
mental flexibility.          8/10.
passion.         7/10.
luck.         8/10.
motivation.  6/10.
education.          10/10.
intelligence.          10/10.
charisma.       10/10.
reflexes.          9/10.
willpower.          5/10.
stamina.          9/10.
physical strength.         10/10.
battle skill.          6/10.
initiative.     6/10.
restraint.          5/10.
strategy.       5/10.
team work.         6/10.
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they shouldve made kyle a robotocist (hell a counselor and like, what, retired robitoscist? bc counselor/therapist kyle is so good too actually) in sp post covid so that kenny and kyle could be scientist buddies and so that kenny's death wouldve hurt more
i just want kyle's programming/coding action in bigger longer and uncut to come back. also bc i think kyle would be the kind of psychopath that would willingly go to college for both of those things and survive god bless
random sidenote: from what i can infer with my limited knowledge on the University of Colorado and how its programs work and looking at the degree in kyle's office, its seems likely that he studied clinical psychology and could actually have a job as therapist if he wanted, fun! this isn't really related to k2 but i wanted to tell someone about it anyways. if you already thought of this forgive me for mansplaining
Woah thank you so much for this message anon!! I always love talking about SP no matter the contexts so you never need to apologise for that.
I don't know a whole lot about how degrees work in America but I love the idea of Kyle majoring in clinical psychology with a minor in computer science. When people are like "woah that's kind of a weird combo, why'd you pick that?" he looks them dead in the eye and says "So that my life will be spared in the inevitable AI uprising," and walks away. Yeah, he- he's not very popular at parties. Kenny thinks he's hilarious though, even (and especially) when he's not actually trying to be funny.
As you say the idea of a K2 mad scientist duo is top notch!! Especially considering how Kyle is very moralistic, I picture him frequently having crises over the ethical implications of robotics/time travel/whatever scheme they're working on next. Meanwhile Kenny is like SCIENCE AW YEAH >:) out here inventing death rays and disco laser beams and useless gadgets with the suffix -inator. They're like Perry the Platypus and Doctor Doofenshmirtz if they were lab partners and also in love. (Not to say what Perry and Dr D. had wasn't true love ;) The fate of humanity is in their hands. What could possibly go wrong? Pretty much everything, in the best possible way.
Anyway thanks for your ask!!! I loved hearing your thoughts so by all means, keep 'em coming :D
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saintseverity · 1 year
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[ 🔒 ] what are your muse’s most negative traits? how do these traits influence their lives? (ex. if a muse is aggressive, they may have trouble forming lasting friendships.) — for arthur
(from here)
being a capricorn man ://
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the biggest problem with artie is that he can be very insensitive. he himself is a pretty sensitive man, (though i doubt he realizes it) so it can be kind of a shock to people. he really does mean well, but sometimes he is So Focused on his end goal that he only makes room for the facts tm instead of considering how others might feel. this will often happen while teaching, though it happens in other social settings as well. my man forgets sometimes that other people aren’t as nonchalant about the subject of death / the science of what happens, and it just makes for awkward situations.
he will also get carried away over explaining things and can sometimes come across as a mansplainer 😔 sometimes this can be a little tough especially on his students bc he can sound condescending and they can get discouraged. also i can imagine a first date or two has been put off by this. again he truly does not mean to cause harm but he will truly not notice he’s doing it unless you say smth. (however if you ever find that he is in the wrong about something, if you can disprove him he will hold you in a higher regard for pushing him to challenge what he knows.)
and then sometimes he just has a hard time masking when someone is annoying him. he does his best to be patient and polite but sometimes the gloves come off. for example. mikkel lmfao.
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Girlies im here to update on my tinder adventures. i had my 2nd call with another tinder dude. It lasted two hours 😃
Hes okay! But maybe i am picky dear Allah please so help me but theres just something about him that gives me the ick. Well not ick but like eh... he might not be the one.
heavy smoker: wont smoke in front of me out of courtesy but doesnt believe the science that inhaling toxin can legit kill you all bcause his grandma whos also a heavy smoker died of something else and not cancer. Like he doesnt care about the consequences at all.
2. privileged af and so ignorant about it: hes travelled once for a month last dec and will be traveling again THRICE this yr and he thinks that going for umrah is not a vacation/“travelling” bc its a spiritual journey like do you hear yourself and how in your bubble you are. Anything thats going out of the country for something thats not work AND going for a peace of mind is VACATION. his mom shops for branded stuff and he gets bored waiting around and sitting inside the store. Like some of us wouldnt even dream of stepping in. and i told him honestly, do you know how privileged you sound (entitled actually) and he said what do you mean?? and I'm like most people don't get to experience going out like that. and he was like yeah I'm thankful, grateful. mmm......
3. mansplainer (biggest ICK): he said hed bring me outdoors and i told him i cant and i dont like it and he said that he will force me but will bring an umbrella. Then i told him i have eczema and he gaslit me saying IT CANT BE THAT BAD. HIS EX HAD IT WORSE IT WAS SEVERE And i was so pissed. And so i said. Well. I had been admitted three fucking times for it and was on 4 different medications for it and going to biweekly appointments and blood tests and so i said im SURE. CERTAIN that i have it MUCH WORSE than your ex. he did not spare me a breath and came up with his own conclusion. also he says that eczema HAS A CURE. HES CERTAIN OF IT. bc he's saw it in his ex. and I'm like ............................ i had it since i was a baby. the fuck you mean there's a cure. there are treatments for it okay but not cure. i hate when people who don't have eczema say nonsense like that.
Which brings me to point no. 3: religious. Nothing nothing NOTHING wrong with someone who’s religious, i am a practicing muslim. I pray 5 times a day and i value my relationship with god too. But what i dont like is how he pushes his personal religious values or agenda onto me like i dont know shit. Your relationship with god, and my relationship with god is no ones business, its your own so dont try to police how i do it with god. Like i told him i “had” to quickly pray before calling him. And he stopped me saying i shouldnt say “had to” bc that would mean being forced/its an obligation so i have to change that bc “context is everything”. Like its something to fix. i really HAD to make it quick or else i wouldnt know what time i'd be praying.
4. With that being said, he is also homo/phobic..................... well yes and no? i don't know. he said he doesn't want to talk about it bc its controversial and he is against t/rans ppl and its changing the essence of what god has created for you. i just don't like that argument because . if there's one thing you cant change about me, it's my morals.
5. hes so into himself that he was basically pitching himself like a project. but ok, its my fault, i asked. but was there any reciprocation? did he ask me back about me? not really. i found myself having to jump in and add in what i had to say. he would say things like, I've been through a lot, you have no idea. and I'm like don't we all??? you arent the only one whos experienced the lows of life. you arent the only one who had a hard time.
6. his approaching his 30s and he treats me like I'm a kid bc I'm 26? "oh huwaina you still so young. when the pandemic hit, it was like 3 fucking years of my youth taken away from me now I'm almost 30" and i jumped in and said like "yeah me too" and he was like "no, I've already reached 30, there's no more 20s for me but you do. you still have time to experience things and enjoy life. i was 21, 22, 23 when covid happened i felt like i didn't experience the life i was supposed to at my early 20s. also does life end at 30 ladies and gents? he keeps telling me how gen z i am, and I'm like okay????????????
7. HES NOT GOOD LOOKING IM SORRY I SWIPED BC HE SEEMED LIKE HE HAD PERSONALITY 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
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