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ross-hollander · 9 months
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How was Corvo opening those cans in Dishonored?
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they're pull-tab cans or similar: rational but not funny, plus I don't see that kind of thing on the tops at least
he just cracks them open on whatever surface: could be but lacking in creativity
there's a can opener on the folding sword: innovative, excellent, he probably just jimmied them open with the one he stole before he got it
the Outsider gave him mystical can-opening powers: outstanding, see above for how he did it before then
the Lord Protector has a bite force of several thousand pounds per square inch, just eats through: unparalleled, amazing, perfect
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blobee · 21 days
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Put Clef in a blender
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Eheh
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akiranzee · 4 months
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★ • ° ` — “Men who push you towards the wall impatiently, hurriedly taking off both your underwears, as he immediately stuffs his cock in your warm pussy that’s still loose from last night’s activity.”
a/n: happy new year everyone!!🎇🎇
childe, kaeya, caelus, kaveh, kirishima eijiro, kaminari denki, connie springer, gojo satoru, geto suguru, toji fushiguro, itadori yuuji, jean kirstein.
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nightmonkeysstuff · 1 year
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I saw this on instagram and literally thought
“tech v. me”
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officialelon-musk · 1 year
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As I near 120M followers on Twitter, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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twilightmite · 4 months
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What block is the tastiest....no food items that's cheating
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"Shame my stash is already running out! We don't want to go back to the nether either..."
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murdrdocs · 4 months
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Oh holy fuck we need more best friend’s dad snow
i'll keep this in mind tehe hehhe
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purpleminte · 10 months
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testosterone sounds kinda like a pasta when you think about it
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deathbydelete · 5 months
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me eating the raw uranium :3
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clayykaczmarek · 2 years
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This came to me in a dream
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guest1300 · 10 months
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thelazzyblogzz · 7 months
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Mickey Mouse brownie with strawberry speaking water :]
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i wish the zillo beast just ate palps when it was on coruscant
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vomitdrink · 1 year
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puts it in my mouth and chews it like a chew toy
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wizard-eater · 10 months
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Would you eat the Lizard Wizard and their beloved friend King Gizzard?
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riff-raaf · 1 month
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Raw garlic
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