#Maa-chan

[hidari-works]

#hidari #usotsuki mii kun to kowareta maa chan #lying mii kun and broken maa chan

[akaashiwaifuuwu]

DURGA PUJA AHHHHHHHHH it's that time of the year, flowers, maa, saree, onjoli, food, lights, pandal hopping, food, meeting up with friends AHHHHHHHHHH im gonna kms. I have one felix story on my draft will post asap was busy with my exams, and shopping 😭🙏

#hyunjin #lee felix fluff #lee know imagines #stray kids comfort #stray kids fluff #stray kids smut #bang chan smut #lee know smut #hyunjin smut #durgapuja #durga pujo #durgamaa #maaasche #maa asche

[wearethekat]

Thinky thoughts from an excellent essay. Select excerpts:

What do you want in the marketplace for fantasy and science fiction?

What I want, as a reader, is good discoverability of things I might like. I want interesting reviews, critiques, and discussions of books both new and old. I want (and this shades over into my desires as an aspiring SFF writer) for writers to be paid well enough that they can continue to turn out a book every year or three, without burning out. In other words, I am fine with there being some major superstars, but mostly I want a solid midlist, with a broad and diverse (in every sense of the word) field of writers serving the broad and diverse SFF audience.

What we get is wild popularity for a tiny handful of authors, and… whatever’s left over for the rest. Let’s consider the Goodreads Choice Awards last year in the fantasy category. The top spot was won by A Court of Silver Flames, by Sarah J. Maas, with 111,498 votes. I’m sure this is a fine book! But I sort of doubt it’s twice as good as runner-up Under the Whispering Door by T.J. Klune (56,324 votes), or four times better than Shelley Parker-Chan’s fourth place She Who Became the Sun (28,661 votes).The slide in votes is so extreme that the 20th place and final book in the rankings, C.L. Clark’s The Unbroken, received 1,451 votes, 1.3 percent of the votes for Maas’s book.

It’s even worse over in the Choice Awards science fiction category, where the top vote-getter was Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary (92,831) and the 20th pick was S.B. Divya’s Machinehood (643).I am not saying that the top-ranked books don’t deserve their readers. I’m saying that the bottom ranked (and middle ranked, and dozens of books that weren’t ranked at all) deserved more readers, more reviews, more promotion, and more attention. 

It wasn’t supposed to be this way. We were promised better, back in the early days of the internet. ...

I don’t know if there’s a way out, but there are ways around.

For all that I’ve emphasized how Amazon, Goodreads, and booktube are flawed methods of book discovery, I don’t use any of them to find anything new, and I never really have.

There’s a division between two groups of SFF readers (probably the Pareto Principle at work again). It’s not an impenetrable wall; lots of people who read widely also read Sanderson or G.R.R.M. (if he ever publishes again) or Scalzi or whoever, but it’s a real, and often strange divide.

I was listening to Mur Lafferty and Matt Wallace’s Ditchdiggers podcast earlier this month, and they talked about the Sanderson Kickstarter, and Wallace noted “just, like, how disconnected a lot of us are from the reality of the market. ‘Cause like, me personally, my social media, my online community, the stuff that I watch, the news that I follow, even publishing-wise, I never hear about Brandon Sanderson’s books.”

He said that last year, Tor’s two biggest-selling authors by a wide margin were Sanderson, and Christopher Paolini. “Made them record profits. I never heard a word about either of them, in any of my feeds,” Wallace said. 

“I didn’t even know that the Eragon guy was writing again!” Lafferty replied.

These are mid-list, award-nominated authors who are plugged into the publishing ecosystem, and they’re not even registering the marketing hype that inevitably surrounds big releases like these.

Which is the same place I’m in. Remember A Court of Silver Flames? I’d never even heard of it before I looked up the Goodreads Choice Awards for this post. I’d definitely heard of Clark’s The Unbroken. And while I’d heard of Weir’s Artemis Rising, it’s Divya’s Machinehood that’s on my TBR list.

I think this is because if you are looking for something new and innovative, you are unconsciously ignoring most of that stuff I just complained about – the Goodreads reviews and contests, the most popular BookTubers, the social media accounts that exist only to hype the same dozen books by the same dozen authors over and over again.

#this really was a very good essay #explains for one why those goodreads choice awards are so very far from what I'd consider good #like. they're never even books I've heard people talking about #it's hard to believe that Paolini of all people is tor's big top seller #did anyone even read that new scifi of his? #and why on earth is Maas winning best fantasy over Parker-Chan?

[visualtaehyun]

MY GIRLS ARE FINALLY ON AIR

Disclaimer: not a native Thai speaker, still learning 🙏

Ongsa and Sun

At first, Ongsa wrongly assumes that Sun is older so she calls her พี่ /phi/, speaks respectfully and wais her:

ขอโทษค่ะพี่ /khaaw thoht kha, phi/

Then they settle into these pronouns:

☀ Sun: เรา /rao/ -> Ongsa (calls her เธอ /ter/ once when she asks her name)

🌐 Ongsa: เรา /rao/ -> Sun

-> เรา /rao/ is an informal 1st pers. pronoun that pretty much all the students in Ongsa's class seem to use

Later, when they're texting, it takes Ongsa entirely too long to catch onto the fact that Sun thinks Earth is a guy because-

คุยกันมาตั้งนาน เรายังไม่รู้เลยว่านายชื่ออะไร /khui gan maa dtang naan. rao yang mai ruu loei waa naai cheuu a rai/ -> นาย /naai/ is a male 2nd pers. pronoun

While we're talking about their texts, the subs have this weirdly mixed up:

1 - ฝันดีนะ /fan dee na/ = lit. dream well/good dreams, 'Sweet dreams' 2 - ราตรีสวัสดิ์ /raa dtree sa wat/ = formal, 'Good night' 3 - Similarly, Sun's มอนิ่งนะ /morning na/ is a more informal 'Good morning' compared to formal อรุณสวัสดิ์ /a roon sa wat/ or polite สวัสดีตอนเช้า /sa wat dee dtaawn chaao/

When Ongsa isn't gay-panic hiccupping, she's actually really clever and witty! I'll get to her ig posts in a second but there's also this moment:

ยังสวยอยู่เลย /yang suay yuu loei/ สวยจะ หมายถึง ซวยอ่ะ /suay ja- maai theung- suay a/

The difference in pronunciation between these two words is just the tone - สวย /suay/ (rising tone) means pretty vs. ซวย /suay/ (middle tone) means unlucky

from.the.earth__

ถ่ายรูป ด่วน สี-ขาวดำ /thaai ruup duaan see khaao dam/ = urgent/express black-and-white photography caption: ยกกล้องมาถ่ายแทบไม่ทัน /yohk glaawng maa thaai thaaep mai than/ = almost didn't raise the camera in time to snap this

caption: เงา-เหงา /ngao-ngao/ = shadow-lonely -> เงา ๆ /ngao ngao/ is an expression that means indistinctly, faintly

The difference in pronunciation is, again, in the tones - เงา /ngao/ (middle tone) means shadow vs. เหงา /ngao/ (rising tone) means lonely

caption: ว้าว! ปลาทับใจจัง /wow! bplaa thap jai jang/

I love this SO much omg It's a pun on ประทับใจ /bpra thap jai/ = impressed, but also a visual pun!!

ปลา /bplaa/ = fish + ทับ /thap/ = placed on top of + ใจ /jai/ = heart

caption: สู้ ๆ นะ เป็นกำลังใจให้ /su su na. bpen gam lang jai hai/ = Fighting! Rooting for/encouraging [you]!

Another visual pun! This one's only funny if you know what peaches are called in Thai: peach = ลูกท้อ /luuk thaaw/ - but the word ท้อ /thaaw/ in there? It means discouraged!

Alpha, Aylin, and Luna

🔝 Alpha is Ongsa's older sister: พี่ /phi/ (used as a 1st pers. pronoun) -> แก /gae/ (informal 2nd pers. pronoun)

👽 Aylin is their cousin, in the same grade as Ongsa, and speaks pretty curtly, almost like someone would on two-way radio: she doesn't use any pronouns apart from this once-

แกกำลังบุกรุกที่ของฉัน /gae gam lang book rook thee khaawng chan/

Omitting pronouns is possible and not uncommon in Thai but doing so constantly, combined with her monotone speech pattern, low voice, and mostly a lack of ending particles, it does stick out! It doesn't really come across in the subs tbh (apart from including the way she refers to people as humans = มนุษย์ /ma noot/):

ไม่ต้องแคร์ใคร /mai dtaawng care khrai/ = Don't need to care about anyone.

🌙 Luna, Alpha, the two bullies, and Mawin all seem to be in the same grade because all of them use the impolite pronouns กู/มึง /guu, meung/ (=I/you) amongst each other - how very fun to finally hear some GMMTV girls talk like this :D

I love Alpha and Luna teaming up to beat up scold these two dipshits:

Alpha: พวกมึงสองคนแกล้งน้องกูออ /phuuak meung saawng khohn glaaeng nong guu aaw/ Mawin, trying to defuse: พวกเธอใจเย็นก่อน /phuuak ter jai yen gaawn/

While the girls are furious, the guys are clearly fearing for their lives, wai'ing endlessly 😂

Lastly-

Sarah Salola

I gasped when I saw her name in the credits!! She's this handsome singer-songwriter with a lovely voice who's queer herself - she's talked about her sexuality and style before (interview is in Thai) but this Valentine's she revealed her partner :)

Here's a cover of Nont Tanont's รักแรก (First Love) she did with Jan 💕

Needless to say, I can't wait for her OST and the accompanying MV that's surely gonna be super cute!

#23.5 degrees #thai gl #milk pansa #love pattranite #milklove #ciize rutricha #view benyapa #june wanwimol #sarah salola #janhae ployshompoo #local woman harps on about linguistics #ongsasun

[j-u-u-z-o]

“A Snoozing Experiment” (Kisuke Urahara x F. Reader) NSFW‼️ 18+

AN: Hey guys! This is another kisuke scenario that randomly popped up in my mind right after I posted Kenny’s birthday fic last Christmas. I’ve never written something like this before. I kinda felt anxious about writing this new “kink” for this guy but I just know he’s the perfect person for it + he’d be down for it. I’m a pure person — end of discussion. I learn new things everyday lol. Anyway~ enjoy and Happy (late) Valentine’s Day! 😊 ❤️

Synopsis: This clingy guy just wants to try something different with his girlfriend. Is she willing to give him a chance?

WARNING: 18+, just an experimental guy *wiggles eyebrows*, NSFW‼️, kinky, oral f.receiving, Slight Male dom, smut, lazy reverse cowgirl, GRAMMAR

Extra note: the vibes of this scenario is whispering or low voice — you’ll find out why! 🫢 + I linked the outfit reader is wearing in the story!

Take your time reading due to pacing! It’s long but it’s Kisuke’s fault! He takes over my mind sometimes. enjoy! ❤️😇

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“This party is unauthorized! It is interfering with my 23 hours of beauty sleep!”

“You may want to shoot for 24.”

The living room suddenly filled laughter and after a certain blue character spoke to an older funny looking woman in the tv screen. The sources of laughter came from the two kids who were watching a kids tv show on an early Saturday morning.

Jinta and Ururu.

“Don’t you go anywhere! We’ll be right back with “the fosters home for imaginary kids in just an about a second. Right here, on Cartoon Network!”

“Bloo is one hell of a guy! I wanna be like him when I grow up.” Jinta shouted, revealing his canine teeth while he was pointing at the small screen. “Don’t cha think, Ururu?!” He turned and shouted at the shy young girl with two pigtails — sitting right next to him. “Right?! Right!?”

“J-jinta!” Ururu whined, turning away from the loud kid. “You’re too loud! I’m sitting right next to you!” She pouted and crawled next to a strange man dressed in a green kimono and is wearing a green striped bucket hat. Kisuke Urahara. “Yeeeaaah! Yeeeeaaah!” The redhead boy shouted, jumping up and down with a wide toothy smile. “Maa. Maa. Jinta. are you sure about that?” Kisuke asked, fanning his paper fan at the young boy to calm down. “Of course! I’M. A. MAN.” He pointed to his chest confidently. “Ma. Ma~.” Kisuke gave a breathless chuckle, “Maybe you should learn from Tessai-San and I — a thing or two about how to be a good man.” He chuckled, pointing sharply at the older man who was sitting against the wall behind jinta. “Hmmm.”Tessai nodded in agreement.

“Wha-“ jinta frowned, but quickly turned back to the television screen when the show came back on.

“And how to especially be more mindful of y/n-chan.” He mumbled lowly, hiding his mouth behind his fan. Of course, the redhead haired boy wasn’t paying attention to him since he was more focused on the show. “What was that Boss?” Tessai looked at him from across the room. “E-yaaa~ nothing, nothing ~ Tessai-San .” He chuckled, lowering his folded fan a bit, smiling at the man from a distance. Now that he mentioned it, you were watching tv with them about two hours ago but went back upstairs lay down for a bit. Kisuke thought about this in silence while his eyes were hidden under his hat, as he stared at the tv screen.

He quickly closed his fan and put it back somewhere in his green kimono and uncrossed his legs. “Hm? Boss?” Tessai said, curious about the shopkeeper’s sudden movements. “I’ll be right back. I want to check up on y/n-chan.” He said, standing up to brush his green pants and walking out of the small living room. “Please look out for the kids, Tessai-San” He said to the older man, dismissing himself. “Yes, boss.” Tessai nodded and turned his attention to the tv screen. Kisuke smiled shortly before turning to the staircase.

He hummed while he walked up the steps until he got to his bedroom door. Quietly, he slid the door open and smiled. “There you are.” He whispered to himself, watching you in his bed sleeping. He walked into the room slowly and closed the sliding door behind him. He turned back around and carefully walked to the other side of the bed where you were sound asleep. With each step he took, the sounds of the wooden floors creaked a bit until he reached his destination. He leaned over and noticed how peaceful you looked in your state of unconsciousness. Beautiful. No, Angelic. He watched how your body rose and fell. Your gentle breaths came out softly and slowly. A small smile crept up on his face and his hand reached out to your lower back. He caressed it while he admired your natural beauty. “Mm.” You groaned, feeling the warm source on your bare skin. Your head shifted on the pillow as you were trying to open your eyes. His hand slid side to side, gently.

You opened one of your eyes to see who was caressing you and it was none other than your boyfriend. “Kisuke?” You said sleepily, blinking slowly to get a better look at the man in the murky room. “Hey there, princess.” He mumbled, resting his hand on your lower back, smiling at how cute you look in your awoken state. “What’s happened?” You yawned, still trying to fight the urge to go back to sleep. “Hm? Oooh. nothin’. Just wanted to check in on you.” He said, looking at you softly. “Oh.” You sighed, “how’re the kids?” “They’re fine.” He smiled softly, feeling a warm sensation in his chest. He loves how you think of the two kids as if they were your own.

“Hm. That’s good.” You sighed again, your sleepy eyes looking at the man while your head remained on the pillow. A comfortable wave of silence followed while the two of you gazed at each other. You reached out a hand and caressed the side of his neck. “You okay?” You asked, your soft hand mimicking the way his hand gently caressed your lower back earlier. “Mhmm.” He hummed in agreement while your dainty fingers gently scratches his bristled face. “Did you hear what jinta said?” “Hm…No? What did he say?” You mumbled, curious about what the rowdy young boy said; you were sleeping. He hummed. Thankful that jinta’s loud voice didn’t wake you up. “He said he wants to be like Bloo when he grows up.” You giggled at the thought of him being like that character. “He’s so silly!” You snorted, your hand dropped onto the pillow to rest it while you continued giggling.

“Yaa…he’s too much.” he sighed. “Do you want anything to eat, baby?” He asked, still looking out for you, caressing your back again. You shook your head. “You sure?” You nodded with a soft smile until it dropped when you felt his hand grab your ass cheek, sneakily. “Hey!” You frowned. He gave a throaty chuckle. Of course! you forget that he’s a pervert —sometimes. “You sure?” He smirked, still chuckling until you smacked his hand away from your covered ass cheek. “Maaa. You’re so cruel, y/n-chan.” He pouted, Rubbing his hand as if it really hurt. “I thought you were checking on me but I guess not.” You said, already annoyed by his childish behavior. “I was! I can’t help it, baby. Your shorts look so cute. It even fits your ass perfectly.” He continued, gazing at the ruffled cartoon printed cows on your shorts. “Just how I like it. It even says “moo” on all over it”. He added, unashamedly staring at your plump cheek peaking under the shorts. “Good lord.” You mumbled, rolling your eyes and turning your head to the other side of the pillow — focusing your attention on something else. which is going back to sleep. “Enough. I’m okay, kisuke.” You said, closing your eyes, not wanting to fall into his trap; not sure if you were already in it in the first place. You sighed. He’s a tricky guy you mentally noted. But you love him for what he is — which defeats the point. “Go annoy someone else. It’s too early for that.”

“Hoo…my love is so mean.” He whined playfully. “I just wanted to check up on you—” “You did.” You cut him off. “Now let me sleep. In peace.” You sounded annoyed. A mischievous smile crept up on his face while his eyes hid under his hat. “Sure~” he chuckled breathlessly. You hummed. Feeling relieved that he’s going to leave you alone. However, a sudden shift on the bed stopped you from attaining victory when you felt something dip into the bed. The odd sensation was making you feel uneasy that You opened one of your eyes and saw a familiar hand land on the side of your pillow, blonde hair shifting a bit from your peripheral, and the feeling of a soft fabric brushing your back and your legs. it was your annoying ass boyfriend again. who was caging you from above, on all fours. A vein popped in your temple and you closed your eyes and took a deep breath to calm yourself; you really wanted to push him off the bed so so bad.

On all fours, kisuke looked down at you with a mischievous grin on his face. You looked like a piece of meat laying below him —ready to be eaten. He bent down and slid his right arm under you — resting his hand on your tummy. His chest rested on your smooth back and he looked over to the left to see your pretty annoyed face. His hand felt so warm on your skin well as his chest on your back that it made you flutter inside. You ignored him though. “Y/n.” He said, wanting your attention. No answer. He chuckled. He knows you’re awake. “Were you dreaming about me while I was gone?” “In your dreams, kisuke.” You mumbled annoyingly, your eyes still closed, refraining yourself from pushing him away. Even though it’s a bit too late to escape from his embrace. “Of course!” He whispered, “I’m quite a catch, you see.” He said, looking at you lovingly, “I should be in your dreams though.” He smiled softly. “Hmph. Why?” You said, feeling his warm weight applied on your back and his chest rub against your smooth skin. He chuckled and your eyebrow twitched. “Because~!” He whispered playfully, “I’m your extremely handsome and perverted shopkeeper, baby.” He smiled, nuzzling his face in your neck. “S-shut up.” You giggled softly, feeling his bangs brush your cheek and his lips graze your neck, softly.

kisuke remained in this position for several minutes while he cuddled you. Embracing your warmth. You liked it too. But you didn’t want to admit it. “Get off me.” You words came out slurred as yours eyes were starting to get heavy with sleepiness again. He chuckled. “Maaa…” he breathed out, you felt it brush your neck. “You’re so cranky, y/n-chan~~” “Yeah because you’re too hot. I’m literally sweating on my back.” You added as sleep was taking over your mind. “Why thank you~” he lifted his face from your neck. “that wasn’t a compliment.” You mumbled. “Sure it was~” he gave a throaty chuckle, looking at your soft lips. You ignored him. “Hmmm.” He hummed, leaning over to your lips. His lips met yours gently. Nibbling it softly until you gave in. Your lips wrapped around his slowly and steadily. Hearing the soft lip smacking sounds echoing in each of your ears. He gave a throaty groan and tilted his head more so his lips could fully grasp yours while your head remained on the pillow. “Mm.” You moaned, His warm exhales brushed your face while his lips massaged yours.

A few minutes passed, and you had forgotten why you were annoyed at him. since his kisses were expertly distracting you. His messy hair kept tickling your left cheek while he explored your plump lips. Your mind was still fighting the urge to go back to sleep. However, that got intercepted when his crafty tongue slipped into your mouth — searching for yours. “Mm!” You whimpered, your hips jolted up and you gasped in between the gentle tongue kissing when you felt his hand sneak into your shorts and cup your bare pussy. “Mmmm.” You moaned, the source feeling so warm and comforting on your pussy that you began kissing him a bit deeply. Ultimately, failing to protest his sneakiness. Kisuke laid his head on the same pillow — his face closer to yours, while he kissed your needy lips and rested his hand right where it belonged. “Mmmm.”You moaned softly in the kisses, relishing the sensations of when he began caressing your pussy slowly. Up and down. “K-kisuke.” You breathed out, the sheet shifted under your feet due to spreading your legs apart underneath him, to feel more of his warmth on your flesh.

Your cheeks were feeling so hot that you broke away from the kiss and pushed the side of your face deeper into the pillow and whined from the extremely warm source. “Ahhh.” You panted, Your body was relishing the fluttering sensations from his measured ministrations. He watched you up close while he slowly grazed your pussy. Deeply observing you while earning gratified sighs from your plump lips and your natural beauty expressing such pure satisfaction. His cock twitched under his green pants — at the sight of you being this way in just a matter of seconds.

After a while, you began rolling your hips in up and down to get some friction from his palm. It rubbed against your clit pleasantly. His rough skin grazing your clit so well. His breath hitched when he felt your ass rub against his covered cock. He leaned back on one hand to see the way your neediness was rubbing off on him. He stared hard at how his covered cock was getting shifted around by your covered ass. He gave a throaty moan whenever the tip randomly dipped in between it and slid up against it. “Ahh.” He panted in a low voice, his cock twitching from the soft friction between the fabrics and your warm ass. With his legs on either side of your own, he dug his knees into the mattress and pushed his hips down and slowly rolled his hips up against your ass, to feel the feather-light frictions on his twitching cock. His gasps echoed in your ears whenever you circled your hips up and down until you felt his girth pushed in between your ass cheeks. A breathless moan came from him when he felt your warmth embrace the tip. His breathless moans brushed your back that you shyly brought your left hand close to your mouth and blushed.

The two of you moaned in tandem while you pleased one another. “Mmmm.” He hummed, circling his hips relentlessly to not lose the sheer friction of his cock hugged in between your ass. The rhythmic rolling of his hips felt so good on you. Making you feel needy for more of his touch. Your right hand reached down to cup his hand that was rubbing your pussy. You bent it and you started to grind against his fingers. “Mmph.” You moaned softly on the pillow, your clit throbbing from the sheer sensation of his rough pads. To reward you, he began flicking his fingers to help you to get off. “Ah.” You sighed, circling your hips for more until his fingers were starting to get covered by your warm arousal. “Oooh.” He quivered, relishing the tingling sensation as he pushed his hips down deeply and bucked against your ass in a steady pace. The tip poking in between your ass so well that he was getting harder by the minute. “Oooh…baby~” he breathed out. You whimpered. If you could only see the way he looked above you. His eyes shut as he but his bottom lip and then letting out gratified moans as he gently bucked his hips. He was in pure ecstasy — just from dry humping you. But you could only tell just from how good his hips felt circling against your ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Soon after, he ripped his hand out of your shorts and quickly got off the bed. You whined when you felt the sudden shift of the bed and the absence of his warm embrace. "Mmmm." You whined again, hearing him walk away from bed. You raised your head from the pillow — one of the straps on your top fell down your shoulder when you turned back to see where he was going. You didn't want him to leave you alone, now.

"Kis-"

Clack! The sound came from lock of the sliding door.

"Oh." You sighed, watching him lock the door with his back facing you. You gasped when he turned around and took off his green kimono top. His happy trail caught your attention. Especially, the tip of hip of his noticeably hard cock poking through his pants. You were staring down at the source not knowing that you were breathing a bit heavily. "See what you like?" He gave a knowing smirk when he caught you. He slowly walked back to the bed — letting it hang and swing up as he so. Your neck was beginning to strain while you still looked at his covered cock poking around in the green fabric — searching for you while you laid flat on your stomach. A grin never left his face as he crawled slowly into the bed. The bed dipped by his weight as he so. You gulped slowly without leaving his grey eyes — looking up at the man, speechless.

He gave a throaty chuckle and lowered himself on your back. “I love the way you look at me like that.” He whispered closely, moving his hand up and gently wrapping it around your neck, caressing it. The feather-light grazes on your neck was fluttering all over your body. He leaned closely to your face and said, “There’s something I’ve been wanting to try.” He muttered, his fingers brushing your neck softly. “For you.” He whispered before leaving soft pecks on your left shoulder. You shivered when he slid his hand down from your neck and gently pulled the strap off your right shoulder. “What do you think, baby?” He asked, waiting for you to answer as he slowly pushed his hips down against your ass. “You can go back to sleep and I’ll be quiet as an owl.” He added. You nodded and laid your head down on the pillow. He kissed your temple as a “thank you” and leaned back.

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Quiet as a bird, kisuke meant what he said. The soft and wet lips grazed your smooth skin as he kissed your back. The gentle kisses sounded faint yet you could hear a gentle pop from his lips as he so. Taking his sweet time. Ultimately, your exhales came out soft - you were already feeling sleepy again. After a while, he peppered you all the way down to your lower back and sat up — staring at the waistline of your pajama shorts. His slid his hands up from underneath and gently kneaded your ass. His thumbs massaging the crevices of your cheeks as he so. “Mm.” You whimpered, still sleeping but aware of his ministrations. He gave a throaty giggle and playfully jiggled it around earning an another sleep-like whimper from you. “Don’t worry. I just want to see something.” He mumbled, pushing the hem of your shorts up and leaning forward to kiss your ass cheek. He kneaded them again and leaned over to kiss the other cheek and bit his bottom lip. Slowly, he pushed the material aside to get a full view of those cheeks. Licking his lips, he slowly spreads them apart. He pulled back and licked his lips again as he stared at your rear and your cunt. Without a doubt, he leaned in and left a soft, warm and wet kiss on the ring of your rear. You gasped and he did it again with his eyes shut. His kissed it gently — listening to his lips smack against the skin softly. “Ugh.” You panted, relishing warm lips kissing it gently. He pulled back to see his a work for a second and went back in. “O-oh.” You breathed out on the pillow, tucking your lips and licking them. Kisuke kissed it deeply as he held your cheeks apart. The sounds of his deep kisses started to echo in your ears as he so. Making your lips tremble as you panted. He pulled back again and saw your rear glistening in the sun-lit room. You felt a bit strange about this new feeling but your stomach was fluttering, nonetheless. The warm and wet sensation felt good. He smirked as he looked at your rear throbbing in front of him. Clearly, you’re enjoying it.

He dived back in and stuck his tongue out. “Unh!” You quivered, feeling the appendage lick on the center of it. He looked up at you as he so. Circling the wet muscle against your throbbing rear. You gripped the pillow and whimpered. It felt way too good. You spread your legs apart. The tingling sensations were dancing around your body, feverishly. Making your pussy throb. “K-kisuke.” You breathed heavily, feeling his tongue flicking against it, gently. “Aaahh.” You hissed, rolling your hips back up against it. Your rough grunt were music to his ears as he circles his tongue around your rear messily while his eyes were shut and gave it a loud kiss. He leaned back and brought his finger up and rubbed it, gently. “Mmmmm.” You moaned, throbbing from the gentle strokes on your rear, making you arch your hips. He grinned softly as he spreads his saliva around it. “How’s that feel?” He looked up at you, sitting up to see your flushed face. “Good?” He asked, spreading the wetness down to your pussy and rubbing your folds with his fingers. You felt shy to answer him. So you nodded shyly. Throbbing against his crafty fingers. “Im glad.” He smirked, leaning down. He brought his hands up to the waistline of your shorts and pulled it down. You didn’t protest. He threw it to the side of the bed and gently pushed your left leg up. “Just go back to sleep, baby.” He said, spreading your cheeks out and tilting his head to explore your pretty pussy. His forefinger dipped into your folds and glider it up and down slowly. Spreading your pussy open. He then brought two digits up to leave it open and leaned in to kiss your pussy. He kissed it again and again — softly yet deeply. “U-unnh~” you moaned, your mouth slightly ajar as kissed your needy lips. Soon after, he dipped his tongue into your folds and slid it up to your clit. Your breath hitched and you grabbed the the side of the pillow. “Uuuughh.” You groaned, relishing the tingling sensations of his tongue exploring your pussy so well. He kneaded your ass and smacked your left ass check as he circled your cunt. He flicked it side to side and glided it up to your clit and circled it the pulsating nub.

Feeling too hot, you lifted your head from the pillow and relished the way he expertly explored your throbbing pussy. Your lips trembled and your mouth widened when he flicked your clit. Lean up a bit and roll your hips against the warm muscle you know too well. “Oh!” You twitched, dropping your face in the pillow as you bucked your hips against his tongue with good measure. Your hands gripped the pillow as you breathed heavily into pillow. “Oh fuck~” you whined, your clit throbbing as you rode it, slowly. You heavy pants echoed in his ears as he was lost in his task — drunken by your wet puffy pussy. “Mmmmmm.” You bit your bottom lip, moving your hips back against the warm muscle as he sticked it in your cunt — but not going in completely. He gave a guttural moan when he felt your cunt clench his tongue. “Oh yeah~.” You moaned, wanting him to go deeper. But he didn’t. Of course. He loves to tease you. You hand reached out and grabbed the back of his head to keep him there and you rolled your hips up and down against the appendage. “Mmm~” you hummed erotically. “Haaa…yeah~” You sang out breathlessly, clenching around his tongue to push it in deeper. The wet sounds of his tongue fucking your cunt rang in his ears as you so. He watched as it entered your sobbing cunt. Which seemed extremely lewd. He didn’t mind. Your warm arousal covered with his saliva smothered his mouth and dripped on the sheets. “Oh yeah~baby~” you breathed out, rolling your hips in circles.

Ah!” You gasped. His tongue wriggled in your cunt and you saw stars. You leaned on your elbows on the pillow and rode the crafty muscle, feverishly. “Ah! Ah!” You panted, twitching as your clit was throbbing from the overtaking sensation that you cummed in seconds. You dropped your hips down on the bed and breathed heavily into the pillow — still pulsating from the fierce relief. “Ooooh.” You moaned, his lips moving around your soaked throbbing pussy to drink you up. The wet kisses echoed in the room as he so. “Mmmm.” He hummed, smothering his mouth against your pussy messily. He was hungry. He licked your pussy with so much want — the sounds of his ministrations ringing in his ears. “O-ooh!” You gasped.” K-kisuke!” You whispered loudly, twitching as you were cumming again He sucked his breath and pulled back. The stings of his saliva and your arousal stretched out and fell on the sheets and from his bristled chin. He smacked your ass roughly. You whined lazily. “Ugh. God help me.” Post orgasm taking over your mind. He chuckled and leaned over. He suddenly kissed you deeply. You whimpered at the sudden action and tasted your yourself as he so. His tongue expertly glided with yours, lovingly. “Mmm.” He groaned, his hand reaching down your ass and dipping it between your cheeks — his fingers rubbing your soaked pussy and then smacking it gently. The gentle slapping sounds rang in your guy’s ears.

After a while, Your back started to ache. You turned around and spread legs apart and wrapped them around his waist and went back to kissing him passionately. The cool air brush your soaked pussy as you so. He lowered his hips down— pushing your thighs back. “Oh” you gasped, your pussy throbbing when the covered tip poked your clit. You looked down and saw the fat covered tip laying right on your puffy clit. Your mouth slightly ajar, you pushed your hips up to it. your clit began to pulsate as you felt the pressure gently push your clit down — making you shiver. “Unh.” You moaned lowly, already brushing your clit against the covered tip, steadily. Up and down — not breaking away from the warm friction. “Ha…ha…” you hiccuped, relishing the fluttering sensations of your puffy clit pulsating lovingly from the feather light strokes it was feeling. He gave a soft chuckle and rolled his hips down. “Ah!” You sighed, The soft fabric was brushing against your folds and your clit — making you shudder. You kept hiccuping as he so. it felt so good. Your dainty hands reached up to brace him by his arms. Gently holding on to him as He watched you slowly falling apart, again.

Your body was getting rocked up slowly by his own. “Mmmm.” You hissed, pushing your head back against the pillow. Your mouth widened slowly. you couldn’t form any words as he grinds against your needy pussy. his pants was getting smothered by your sloppy pussy, lovingly. He bent forward and nuzzled his face in your neck. You raised it to give him all the room you wanted to give to kiss your neck while circled his hips down against you. “Unh.” You shuddered, his soft lips grazed your skin gently while your toes were clenching from his perfectly measured thrusts of his tip rubbing against your throbbing clit. A few minutes later, You began rolling your hips up with good measure. His tip kept remained on your clit, lovingly as you so. “Oooooh.” You drawled, your clit was pulsating endlessly. “Fuck.” You whispered, working your hands up to rest on his broad shoulders. You enjoyed the way your body rocked up and down. Slowly yet steadily. relishing your warm arousal smother your soaked pussy messily. Your soft moans came out rhythmically with each stroke — earning a few gentle pecks on your favorite spot of your neck. Making your pulse flutter quickly. “Mmm. Kisuke...” you breathed out, sliding your hands down to his ass. “Oh…baby.” You sighed, looking up at him with pure satisfaction as you grabbed it, gently. Your toes curled from the sensations. However, he quickly pulled away from your neck and sat up. You were about to pout. He smirked and slowly pulled down the waistline of his pants. Your eyes were automatically glued down to his fingers. His grin widened when he pulled out his cock, slowly. Teasing you until it flings out.

You eyes widened from the sudden movement. All bushed — Curved and thick with a few veins around it and a pink mushroom tip. How lovely. You mentally noted. Your eyes never ripped away from his hand as He stroked it. His grey orbs glanced down at your sloppy pussy glistening before him. Both of you were “star struck” in the thick atmosphere. You could only imagine how good he’d feel when once he gets inside of you. But he enjoys taking his time. You looked up at him and pulled him closer to you. He followed. You rolled your hips up and rubbed your glistening pussy against the warm source. The soft skin was grazing your folds and your clit made you twitch. “Mm!” You throbbed, looking down at your pussy stroking his girth. He watched as you so. “Look at you.” He said, observing his cock getting embraced and covered by yours slick folds. “You’re so needy, baby.” He mumbled lowly, watching his cock twitching against your pussy. He leaned over to kiss your soft lips as he took of his pants and you pulled your strap top down to your waist. You giggled when you saw his pants hanging around his right ankle. due to him being impatient to take it off completely. You kept giggling at the man when he went back to kissing your lips.

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The sounds of the mattress creaking below you echoed in the room. His hands gripped your knees from underneath and your hands on either side of your head. Your pussy looked so pretty in his eyes. Full spread, soaked, and perfectly sandwiching thick cock. “Mmmm.” You moaned softly, getting rocked by his ministrations while your breasts bounced gently from his gentle pace. “Oooh.” He groaned, listening to your sticky arousal ring in his ears as he so, covering his cock so much. “Haaa~” you breathed out, grounding your hips up to meet his strokes glide through your folds, slowly. Soft groans and whispered praises bounced off the walls. After a while, he bent over and rolled his hips to your own. the bed creaked roughly yet slowly. A gratified sighed left your lips as you pushed your head back deeply into the pillow. The thick sounds of your arousal echoed in your ears as he so. “Yeah…” you praised him, resting your hands on his neck, relishing the warmth rubbing against your soaked pussy as he pushed your hips deeper into the bed and started to kiss you deeply.

Hypnotized by his deep kisses, he increased his pace by bucking his hips against you. “Mm!” You whimpered, quickly rolling yours up in tandem to not lose any of the tingly frictions. You grabbed his ass as you so — moaning breathlessly in the kisses. “Ahh…yeah.” You broke away from the heated kiss and looked down to see both of your ministrations. You watched your wet pussy getting slapped by his girth while His thighs slapping against yours. The wet sloppy sounds grew louder and louder when you started bucking your hips up feverishly. “Agh!” You quivered when your clit was getting slammed from a good angle — upwards. The sounds were filled with grunts and wetness. “Mm-unh!” You whined, your nailed digging in his arms, getting closer to your release. You started twitching underneath his watchful eyes — arching your back and pushing your shoulders back into the pillow. Your mouth agape, you grounded yours hips and let him slam his hips against you, quickly. Your pussy started pulsating with excitement as you remained grounded. Soon after, a quick violent rush of relief rushed through your body and you began spurting your fluids as he slammed his cock against your soaking pussy. You wished there was a big mirror to see him slamming his hips against you, his balls slapping your ass, and the mess you were making splattering on your pussy. “U-uunghh” you drawled lowly, feeling putty while your legs were dangling in the air, and you kept releasing your fluids. The filthy sounds splattered all over his midsection, and yours pouring down your hips and down your ass as he so. “Mm!” You whimpered, looking in between the splashes of your mess covering you two until he slowed down. “Haaa….fuck.” You panted, trying to cool down. He chuckled and bent over to kiss you deeply. Your hands brushed his hair messily as he so. Your lips smacked against his with passionately — ringing between you two.

You were starting to feel sleepy from the post-orgasm. “Mm.” You moaned softly, circling your hips, feeling your clit get stroked lovingly by the mushroom tip, since the cool down was still taking a while to dissolve. Your fingers bumped his hat and you frowned. Still kissing the man, you opened your eyes and stared at the green source in disbelief. “Take that stupid thing off!” You blurted out, ripping it off his head and throwing it back somewhere in the room. “I can’t believe you had that thing on. Christ.” You mumbled. “Hm?” He leaned back a bit and looked at you in surprise. “Get off me! You mumbled annoyingly. “Aren’t you sweating up there?” You pointed out. He chuckled at your cute pouty face. “Maa~ I thought you wanted to go back to sleep, y/n~” he smiled, looking at you expectantly. You looked away from him. Escaping his knowing gaze, you shut your eyes. He knows you’re blushing — inside. He gave a throaty chuckle and stroked your thighs from underneath. “just say you love me, y/n-chan~”. He added, playfully teasing you. You forced open your eyes — staring sharply at the cunning man in front of you. “Shut the-“

Clomp…

Clomp…

Clomp…

“Hmm?” He slowly blinked his eyes and looked away from you and turned his head back. You stared at his long structured neck. Then his collarbone and back up to his jawline while he stared at the closed sliding door. That’s hot. You mentally noted. The slow footsteps came from the very creaky wooden staircase. It sounded like someone was coming up from downstairs.

Clack…clack…clack….

Kisuke listened to the slow foot steps and remained still while he waited for the next step. He thought that it was ururu that wanted him to come back downstairs. However, the footsteps stopped in front of his bedroom door.

Knock…knock.

“Yes?” He said, curiously.

“Excuse me…Urahara-Dono.” The gruff voice came from the other side of the door. “Oooh~.” He chuckled. “Tessai-San. Is there something wrong?” “No. I’m making a little snack for the kids and want to ask if you would like some?” He asked. Kisuke turned to you and whispered if you wanted some but you shook your hood as a “no”. He turned his head back to the door and said, “A-ahh. No thank you, tessai-San.” “Is y/n okay?.” He asked politely. “Yes, yes. She’s okay. She’s still getting her beauty sleep.” “Does she want some-” “Oh! Wait!” He grabbed an empty glass cup and quickly got off the bed. In nude form.

“I almost forgot.” He said, turning back to put on his green robe. You sighed and watched him walk to the door. You’re so wet and still sleepy. But, you still had some energy to let him to flip you over and turn you upside down. With your legs still spread open, you hand slid down to your pussy and you dipped a finger into your cunt — but not all the way in. You saw the long strings of your arousal stretch while you were looking at it. Glistening on your fingertips. You brought it down and spread it on your clit. You did it again; listening to the light wet sounds of your arousal in your cunt and spreading on your pussy. On the other hand, “could you fill this up for me?” He opened the sliding door a little bit and quickly outstretched his arm reached to give Tessai the glass cup. “Hmmm.” The spectacle guy nodded in agreement. “I’ll be going, then.” “Yeees~ just leave it by the door” kisuke said, poking his head out the door, watching him go down the stairs and far away. “Good.” He sighed, closing the door and then locking it. “He’ll back with a cup of water for you, y/n cha-” he froze, watching your finger your soaked cunt slowly. “You’re a very interesting one, y/n-chan.” He smirked, taking off his robe as he walked to the side of the bed. You stared at his cock swaying until he got to your side. “Mmm.” You moaned, sitting up and facing it the sheath. You slowly wrapped your mouth around the mushroom tip and sucked it gently. “Ahh.” He moaned lowly, relishing soft warm lips around it. You bobbed your head slowly as you sucked it; looking up at him with your dowey eyes. “Hmph.” He chuckled, watching your pink tongue lick around the tip like a lollipop, slowly. After a short while, he pushed his hips up to your mouth, gently. “Oooh~” he mumbled, feeling your appendage glide around his cock and under the tip. He brought his hand around your head and the other kneading your breast. “Mmm.” You moaned, feeling his girth push into your small mouth gently and your tongue brush the veins around it. “Good girl.” He whispered softly before pulling back to kiss your soft lips. He cupped your cheeks while he kissed you, slowly. “Get on your knees, sweetheart.” He whispered softly, brushing your cheeks while he looked at you gently.

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The glass cup of water was delivered to you not too long ago. Sitting outside the door, waiting to be drunken by you. However, the sheets shifted while the two of were getting in a promising position. Kisuke laid his hands on your thighs as he laid on sat up on a mountain of pillows and your legs were on either side of his thighs. Your ass was in full view in front of him as he sat comfortably on the bed. “Maaa~ you look like even more lovely this way.” He caressed your ass softly. “A lovely cat stretching out, in fact.” He added, taking his cock and stroking it while he looking at your soaked cunt. “Mm.” You hummed, laying the side your face on the bed and your arms on either side of your head. You can go back to sleep this way but you have better plans. “Look at that.” He mumbled to himself, sliding the tip against your folds, slowly. “Mmmm.” You moaned softly, circling your hips to feel it rub your pussy. “Wow.” He said, looking at his cock getting smothered by your warm arousal. Soon after, he aligned himself to your entrance and you slowly lowered your ass on the curved length. “Ahhh.” He breathed out, feeling your plush walls embrace him lovingly. He rested his hand atop your ass and you began bucking your hips down on his cock, slowly. Kisuke leaned back on the stacked pillows and watched the scenery. “Mmmm~” you moaned, relishing the feeling of his girth stroking your walls as you’re circling your hips up and down. Getting adjusted to his length. After a while, he rolled his hips up at an extremely slow pace — watching his glistening cock enter your cunt as he so. “Mmmmm.” He moaned, feeling The rise and fall of your ass on the palm of his hand. he pushed it down gently to match his strokes whenever he entered your core. The full view puts him in a daze. He spreads his legs further apart and increased his pace a bit. Your ass started bouncing on his thighs. The light skin slapping sounds rang in his ears. The curved length grazed your walls so well — making you even more wetter. Rewarding him with a gratified sigh from your lips. “Ah..yeah.” He whispered, grabbing your ass cheek to his cock slide in and out your glistening cunt. You clenched around the length when the tip poked your g-spot.

You lifted your head up quickly and moaned from the fluttering sensations. “Oh..fuck.” You breathed out lazily while your plump ass bounced on his cock. You heard a light chuckle behind you and he smacked your ass. His throaty moans echoed in the air while his cock was getting embraced by your needy cunt lovingly. “Oooh.” He said thickly. “Your pussy feels so good, baby.” He praised you, rolling his hips up rhythmically while watching the whole thing before his eyes. The sheets shifted from under his feet and you opened your eyes to see his knees pushed in a bit. Soon after, he started slamming his hips up against your ass. Roughly yet steadily. “O-oooh.” You croaked, feeling your ass slap against his hips as he thrusted deeply into your soaked cunt. Your nipples were rubbing against the soft sheets and your head was shaking as he so. The sloppy skin slapping sounds and the bed creaking echoed between the two of you. You arched your back and saw stars. “Uuuunnh.” You moaned, shivering whenever he hit that spot over and over, deeply. Your breathless whimpers were music to his ears. His mouth wide open, he couldn’t form any words. His breath was hitching from the relentless clenching of your throbbing cunt around his cock.

You rested your head on the bouncing surface and slid your hand in between your legs and started rubbing your clit in circles. The feather light strokes on your clit made it pulsate that you let you a gratifed sigh. “Mm!” He groaned and smacked your ass while the thrusted feverishly. You were getting wetter and wetter that sounds were becoming more sloppy with each deep thrust. “U-unh!” You quivered, rubbing your clit faster as you were getting closer to your release. He hissed and gripped your hips, marking your skin. “Ugh!” He shivered, breathing heavily as he started feeling your walls tremble. You lifted yourself up and started bouncing on his cock, quickly. Your pants quickened while he slammed into your sloppy cunt. “Yeah. That’s it.” He said thickly, watching your warm white fluids cover his cock. He gripped your hips and pushed your hips back and pulled it down. And bucked into you roughly. The gushing sounds grew louder. “Oh!” You quivered. A fierce and violent rush of flutters danced through your body and you squirted. “Awh!” You moaned, spurting your fluids from the overtaking pleasure as he fucked you to oblivion. You managed to turn and look at him while he was catching on to his release and listen to the filthy wet sounds. His head was pushed back to pillow and his mouth wide open while he let out a long open mouth groan. “Ug-ugh!” His hips started stuttering as he tried to catch his breath m. And, he cummed. “Unh!” He moaned breathlessly, twitching while he thrusted into your warmth and shoots in your core. “M-mggh.” He shivered, dropping his legs.

He opened one of his eyes and saw his cum around your cunt and covering his length. “Damn.” He muttered, his chest heaving and he closed his eyes. “Mm.” You sat up and looked back at the now-putty man. You rolled your hips and bounced on the creamy length, and he winced. You giggled breathlessly when he tried to follow but to no avail. “Feelin sleepy, kisuke?” You teased. He gave a breathless chuckle and smacked your ass lazily.

You giggled. Your pussy really knocked him out. He’s getting soft now too. He deserved it. You mentally noted. You pulled his cock out and turned to straddle him. “Do you want anything?” You teased him as he was cooling off.

He chuckled. “A glass of water would be nice.” “Sure~” you said sarcastically, getting off the bed and heading to the door to get the cup of water that was sitting in front of the door. “Anything else ~ baby?” You emphasized, walking towards the now-sleepy shopkeeper who looked puffy and soft. You snorted at the last thought.

“And a change of new bed sheets.” He mumbled.

You frowned. “Do it yourself, old man.” You placed the cup on the night table and turned to grab your shorts. “W-where are you going?” He looked at you with a worried expression, not wanting you to leave him alone.

“Downstairs. To eat with the kids — ” You said, walking to the door. “For a while.” You gave him a smirk as you closed the sliding door and then headed downstairs.

“Heh.” He dropped his head back on the pillow and stared up at the ceiling. “You got me.” He whispered to himself — with a soft smirk.

Oh how the tables have turned.

End.

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[beebee18]

My life?

Chan x Reader

(Inspired by @cheeseceli )

Super self indulgent (had a dream about it)

Reader speaks English and Hindi. (She's me)

Genre: Major fluff, curious Chan, whipped Chan.

(Not proof read)

Would LOVE some feedback, it's my first piece to ever be posted on here. Thank you for reading 🎀

He loved listening to you speak Hindi/Urdu. He thought it sounded sweet from you. True you did speak Hindi softer than English, you just thought that the language is 'softness' personified.

So when you were on your phone with you mom, he sat down beside you smiling to greet you. You smiled back and kept speaking into the phone now thinking to cut the conversation short as Chan was finally home, at 2am mind you.

"Accha maa abhi rakhti hoon, raat ke 2 baj rahe hai idhar." You say into the phone

(Okay mom I'll hang up now, it's 2 at night here.)

"Haa beta, so jaana and tell Chan I said 'Hi'." She says.

(Okay baby, go to sleep...)

"Haa bol doongi, love you." You says lastly, your finger hovering over the screen to end the call.

(Yes, I'll tell him...)

"Love you mere jigar ka tukda." With a kiss into the speaker she hangs up as you turn to face Chan.

He looked at you with awe and a little preplexed.

"Bed?" You asked getting up and stretching, looking at him for response.

"Bed." He nods taking your hand and leading you to cuddle you to death. (probably)

Next morning was something else...

"I want to call you something in Hindi, like a nickname. " He says from the dining table chair, as you prepare breakfast.

"Is there a special reason?" You ask plating the French toast now.

"No reason, I just want to." He says pulling you into him, smushing his face into your chest. You giggled at him.

"Okay" You replied, moving back to sit down next to him.

(Later)

"What about 'love'?"

"Pyaar."

"Princess?"

"Rajkumari."

"Angel?"

"Pari."

"I don't love any of them." Chan whined, looking up at you from his head placed on your lap. Doe eyes on complete display with utter annoyance glazed over them.

"You don't have to use them Channie, just call me 'baby' or something. I really don't mind." You assure him, not wanting to make him feel worse.

"But you call me 'jagi' sometimes and it makes me feel all tingly. I wanna do the same." He says, a little sad.

"Oh, what did your mom call you last night? Right before she hung up." He says sitting up straight and turning to you.

"Jigar ka tukda?" He nods violently at your words.

"Chan that means 'piece of my liver', it's not very endearing when it's translated but it's the sweetest thing in Hindi. Also, that's more of a parent-child nickname." You say as his expression turned from excited to grossed out to sad, again.

"Do you think we'll find something cute in animals?" He asks clearly determined to find a suitable name to call you.

"Maybe, I don't know." You shrugged.

"Bunny?"

"Khargosh...nope."

"Agreed, pup?"

"I'd rather you don't call me that at all."

"I was just teasing. Butterfly?"

"Titli."

"Why does it sound weird?" He asks as his face scrunches up.

"You're just saying that cause all you hear when I say it is 'Tit'." You giggle pinching his cheek.

"I do." He laughs, a light blush covering his neck.

"Let's pause this topic here, I'm hungry." You say to him pouting.

"Let's go out, I know this dude, that is an a-mazing chef." He gets up from the sofa pulling you up with his hand in yours and walking towards the door.

A few minutes later you were inside the cuties dorm.

"So by 'going out' you meant the dorms?"

"I meant, anywhere but home."

"And by 'a-mazing chef' you meant Minho?"

"Yep." He pops the 'p' at the end, kisses your temple before informing you that he's gonna go annoy Felix in his room.

You sit down beside Seungmin and Jeongin on the sofa as they play Mario Kart, very focused.

They greet with smiles and nods and hums.

You don't say much either as they seemed engrossed and you didn't wanna see them whine about loosing because of you later at lunch.

"Lunch is served." Says Minho standing in the middle of the dorm in an cartoonish voice.

Everybody settled on the dining table, Minho began to describe the meal he had prepared as the maknaes looked impatient to dig in.

Jeongin taking a bite as soon as Minho finished so everyone could start eating, earning an eye roll from Minho making Chan laugh a little.

"Jaan, could you pass the salt."

You pass the salt to him before fully processing what he said and freezed...

"What....did you call me?" You look at him, a little shocked but also curious.

"Jaan, do you like it?" He asks, looking at his plate, a little shy now as the boys were looking at you both in interest.

"Do I like it?? Channie that's like the best nickname anyone could ever use!!" You smile the widest with a blushing face and kiss his cheek while hugging his side, almost falling down.

He hugs you back of course (saving you from face-planting) laughing to himself.

A gagging sound from Seungmin brought you back to reality, as you looked around you saw a smirk from Felix.

"Did you use Google?" The first thing you asked as soon as you were out of the cuties dorm as your curiosity got the best of you.

"I didn't, jaan." Be says glancing at you with a proud smile before looking back to the road.

Everytime he used it, it felt unreal.

Did he even know the meaning. Of course he did. He wouldn't use such a word all the time without knowing the meaning right?

"Do you know what it means?" You ask, wondering how he found out about it if not for Google.

"Yeah, means you're my life." He answers grinning wide, glancing at you again to gauge your expression. You looked just about ready to be a ripe tomato wanting to melt away.

"How do you know it?" You couldn't just leave it, he could've seen it on the internet somewhere, Hindi wasn't exactly an unpopular language.

"Okay fine, I called your mom and she said she didn't have any but your dad always uses the word for her, so I asked her for the meaning." He says parking the car and coming around to open your door for you.

"So now you're besties with maa?" You snicker at him and walk towards your apartment door.

He's right behind you, his hands on your waist walking into the flat with you and kicking the door closed behind him.

"Can't blame me jaan, you're besties with my entire family." He says kissing your cheek and plopping down on the sofa, patting the space next to him.

"Hayee meri jaan, mera to dil aa gaya." You say kissing him and snuggling in his chest.

(My life, you've got my heart)

"I'm too tired to look for the meaning today. Let's sleep." He says kissing the top of your head and leading you to the bedroom.

"Old man needs his sleep." Seungmin's jokes rubbing off on you was not something Chan was pleased about as he mumbled a 'sure old woman' before pulling you into bed, into his chest to waft away into dreamland.

"Jaan, meri jaan." A soft whisper left his lips before kissing your temple and falling into a deep sleep.

#stray kids #skz #bang chan #skz fanfic #jeongin #lee felix #lee know #seungmin #yang jeongin #kim seungmin #skz x reader #skz x y/n #bang chan x reader #skz fluff #bang chan fluff #bang chan fanfic #skz stay #desi tumblr #desi tag #my life?

[mephinomaly]

[TL] The Occasional Family TLC

Summary: Ritsu wants some attention, and Kaoru suggests he pays his brother a visit. Reluctantly, he does under the guise of passing along a message from Kaoru.

Character(s): Ritsu, Kaoru, Rei

Season: Winter

Location: Café Cinnamon

Ritsu: Yaawnnn, hng… so tired.

(The only time all of Knights were available was early in the morning so I had to get up early…)

(Everyone but me had somewhere to be afterwards, leaving me on my own. They’re all heartless.)

(I have plans in the afternoon so if I go back to sleep, I probably won’t wake back up again…)

But I’m soooo tired. Haa~...Maa-kun, help mee~

-that's what I texted him but he didn’t reply…? Oh yeah, didn’t he say he was busy with a photoshoot all day?

Even though I need to be cared for right now? Maa-kun’s a cheater~

…Maybe I’ll give up and go back to sleep.

Kaoru: I was wondering who was grumbling. What are you doing here, Ritsu-kun?

Ritsu: Ah, Kaoru-san. Finally, someone’s come to look after me~♪

Kaoru: Come to look after you…? Sorry but I’m not your guy.

I have somewhere to be after this so once I’ve finished my coffee, I need to head off.

Ritsu: Ehh~, don’t say things like that and just pay more attention to meee Kaoru-san~

Spoil me more. Spoil me like you’ve never spoiled someone before~...

Kaoru: You’re more needy than usual and you’re really begging, huh. What’s up?

Ritsu: I actually got up early yet no one congratulated me for it?

Now I’m struggling not to fall back asleep. I’ve been betrayed. I’m still waiting for my praise.

Kaoru: What an adorable reason~.

Then I’ll give you what you need. Good boy, well done on waking up early~♪

Ritsu: Nn~, that’s the stuff ♪ That’s the sort of praise I want. It would be so good if Kaoru-san was my brother…

Kaoru: I’m pretty sure Rei-kun would praise you too for working so hard.

Ritsu: Um, who is “Rei”? I’ve never heard of that person before. My onii-chan’s name is Kaoru.

Kaoru: Don’t joke around like that, okay? If Rei-kun heard, he'd burst into tears.

Ritsu: Yeah I know. But If I texted anija about it, it would create an even bigger problem.

He’d flood my inbox like he’s commenting on a video.

Kaoru: Probably. But considering it’s Rei-kun, he’d probably call you.

Ritsu: Yeah and I’d block him if he did. He’s not my brother but I’m still scared.

Kaoru: Haha…Well, Rei-kun’s used to being ignored. But I thought your relationship was on the mend after what happened during Operetta.

Ritsu: It’ll be embarrassing if I let him get too comfortable.

Anyway, Kaoru-san’s used to me acting like this anyway…

Kaoru: Yeah I guess but you should show Rei-kun some affection every once in a while.

He’s trying his best, so wouldn’t it be good to reward him for that?

Ritsu: ...

Kaoru: I’ve got it. Do you think you could pass on a message for me?

Ritsu: Ehh~. Isn’t that what HoldHands is for?

Kaoru: That doesn’t matter. And I think Rei-kun would much rather hear it from his cute younger brother ♪

Ritsu: I’m not a bootlicker. How troublesome~...

Kaoru: Please. If you have enough time to take a nap here, you can surely deliver a message for me?

Ritsu: ...Sigh, fine. I’ll sleep wherever I am, just so you know…

Kaoru: Thank you Ritsu-kun ♪

Well, I’ve got to go in a few moments.

I didn’t see Rei-kun when I went to the office earlier, so he’s probably sleeping at the dorms. It’s still early after all.

Ritsu: Okay. What am I telling him?

Location: Rei, Eichi, and Aira's dorm room

Rei: Well I never. To think the first thing I’d see when I awake would be sweet Ritsu ♪ If the day ended right now, I’d be happy.

Come hither, my lovely cute angel~! Come rest upon my lap~♪

Ritsu: No, I'm okay. More importantly, are your roommates not in?

Rei: Mhm. Tenshouin-kun and Shiratori-kun both did not return to the dorms last night. Now you can spoil me to your heart’s content~.

Ritsu: Ah, lucky me.

Rei: Say something more! If you act so uninterested you’ll hurt my feelings~

Ritsu: You’re annoying as usual. Just so you know, I’m not planning on staying long.

I’m just here to deliver a message from Kaoru-san.

Rei: Kaoru-kun? Has there been a change of plan?

Ritsu: You have a meeting about some program you’ll be in tonight, right? The meeting place has changed. Kaoru-san will tell you where later.

Rei: Ah, I see. Thank you for telling me. Then Ritsu, come here.

I must praise you for being a good, good boy for me ♪

Ritsu: How many times do I have to tell you to stop with the “good boy”? Are you so old your ears have started to rot?

Jesus, I didn’t even do much. Besides, Kaoru-san’s already given me all the TLC I need.

Rei: Fumu. I’m a little confused as to why Kaoru-kun sent you to tell me.

Surely there’s something more to it? It’s unlike you to come all this way just for that.

Ritsu: ...

Rei: You’re always welcome to come talk to me, cute Ritsu. Never hesitate to come and find your oniichan ♪

Ritsu: …Uhuh. You’re reading too much into things. I just came to deliver a message for him.

Rei: Well that doesn’t seem to be true. To go out of your way for one singular message is not very Ritsu of you.

Ritsu: You’re beyond saving, you senile old man. Can’t you just accept that that’s all there is to it?

Rei: Umu. If you insist, I suppose I’m misunderstanding.

Ritsu: …Well, even if there was another reason… which there isn’t, by the way.

That reason would be that it’s early in the morning and I was sent to deliver a message that totally could have been sent via Holdhands.

Rei: Huh…? Sorry…? W-what do you mean?

Ritsu: My loser brother’s complimentary service has run out~.

Yaawn, mm… this sucks. I can’t stop yawning so I’m going back to my room for a nap. Bye~.

Rei: ...Service?

So… could it be true that…Ritsu came to see me for the sake of…seeing me…!?

W-wait, my sweet Ritsu. If you want to take a nap you can here! We can share a bed!

I’m begging you! Let me love you with all my body, Ritsuu!

#ensemble stars #enstars #translation #ritsu sakuma #rei sakuma #kaoru hakaze

[haropro-confessions]

10ki will always be my favourite gen for their “enemies to nakamas” dynamic. That first meeting where 3/4 was hiding with varying success the thought “really? HER? FML” and the last one going “ehehe, Maa-chan’s gonna die~ <3” was just comedy gold.

Nowadays I feel like the girls interact with their seniors and KKS gen mates more than playing off of each other.

#Ishida Ayumi #Iikubo Haruna #Sato Masaki #Kudo Haruka #Morning Musume

[feride11]

Türkçe – Seni Seviyorum❤️✨

İngilizce – I love you❤️🔗

Afrika Dili- Ek het jou lief🐰🔗

Albanian – Te dua❤️💍

Arapça – Ana behibak❤️🔗

Arapça – Ana behibek 🖤✨

Bambara – M’bi fe♥️💦

Bangla – Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi♥️🤞🏻

Belarus Dili – Ya tabe kahayu🖤🔗

Bisaya – Nahigugma ako kanimo💙💍

Bulgarca – Obicham te💍❤️

Kamboçya Dili- Soro lahn nhee ah🐰💜

Cantonese Çince – Ngo oiy ney a✨🐰

Catalan – T’estimo💜💨

Cheyenne – Ne mohotatse❤️💍

Chichewa – Ndimakukonda❤️🔗

Corsican – Ti tengu caru 🐰❤️

Creol – Mi aime jou❤️🔗

Hırvatça – Volim te❤️😍

Çekçe – Miluji te😍✨

Dan Dili – Jeg Elsker Dig❤️✨

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Esperanto – Mi amas vin💍❤️

Estonya Dili – Ma armastan sind💍♥️

Ethiopya Dili – Afgreki’❣️🔗

Faroese – Eg elski teg🐰🔗

Farsça – Doset daram❤️💍

Filipin Dili – Mahal kita❤️✨

Fince – Mina rakastan sinua❤️🔗

Fransızca – Je t’aime, Je t’adore🐰✨

Gaelic – Ta gra agam ort🖤✨

Georgian – Mikvarhar💙💦

Almanca – Ich liebe dich💍❤️

Hiligaynon – Palangga ko ikaw♥️🔗

Hawai Dili – Aloha wau ia oi💦🔗

Hebrew – Ani ohev otah ♥️🔗

Hebrew – Ani ohev et otha ♥️🔗

Hiligaynon – Guina higugma ko ikaw💦🔗

Hinduca – Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae♥️🔗

Hmong – Kuv hlub koj😍🔗

Hopi – Nu’ umi unangwa’ta♥️🔗

Macarca – Szeretlek♥️🔗

Icelandic – Eg elska tig♥️🔗

Ilonggo – Palangga ko ikaw♥️🔗

Endonezya Dili – Saya cinta padamu🔗💚

Inuit – Negligevapse💚🔗

İrlanda Dili – Taim i’ ngra leat🔗💚

Italyanca – Ti amo💙🔗

Japonca – Aishiteru💦🔗

Kannada – Naanu ninna preetisuttene♥️🔗

Kapampangan – Kaluguran daka💚🔗

Kiswahili – Nakupenda♥️🔗

Konkani – Tu magel moga cho💚🔗

Korece – Sarang Heyo❤️🔗

Latince – Te amo✨❤️

Latvian – Es tevi miilu✨❤️

Lebanese – Bahibak✨❤️

Lithuanian – Tave myliu✨❤️

Malay – Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu✨❤️

Malayalam – Njan Ninne Premikunnu✨❤️

Mandarin Chinese – Wo ai ni✨❤️

Marathi – Me tula prem karto✨❤️

Mohawk – Kanbhik❤️✨

Moroccan – Ana moajaba bik❤️💍

Nahuatl – Ni mits neki❤️💍

Navaho – Ayor anosh’ni💙🔗

Norwegian – Jeg Elsker Deg💙🔗

Pandacan – Syota na kita!!💙🔗

Pangasinan – Inaru Taka💙🔗

Papiamento – Mi ta stimabo💙🔗

Persian – Doo-set daaram💙🔗

Pig Latin – Iay ovlay ouyay💙🔗

Polonya Dili – Kocham Ciebie💙🔗

Portakizce – Eu te amo😌❤️

Romanya Dili – Te iubesc😌❤️

Rusça – Ya tebya liubliu😌❤️

Scot Gaelic – Tha gra’dh agam ort😌❤️

Sırpça – Volim te✨❤️

Setswana – Ke a go rata✨❤️

İşaret Dili – ,,,/✨❤️

Sindhi – Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan🐰❣️

Sioux – Techihhila🐰❣️

Slovakça – Lu`bim ta🐰❣️

Slovenya Dili – Ljubim te🐰❣️

İspanyolca – Te quiero / Te amo🐰❣️

Swahili – Ninapenda wewe♥️🔗

İşveççe – Jag alskar dig♥️🔗

İşviçre Almancası – Ich lieb Di♥️🔗

Tagalog – Mahal kita♥️🔗

Tayvanca – Wa ga ei li💍❤️

Tahiti Dili- Ua Here Vau Ia Oe💍❤️

Tamil – Nan unnai kathalikaraen💍❤️

Telugu – Nenu ninnu premistunnanu💍❤️

Thai – Chan rak khun 💍❤️

Thai – Phom rak khun 💍❤️

Ukrayna Dili- Ya tebe kahayu💍❤️

Urdu Dili – mai aap say pyaar karta hoo💍❤️

Vietnamca –Anh ye^u em❤️🔗

Vietnamca – Em ye^u anh ❤️

Welsh – ‘Rwy’n dy garu❤️🔗

Yiddish – Ikh hob dikh❤️🔗

Yoruba – Mo ni fe❤️🔗

Azerice-Seni Sevirem

Yunanca – S’agapo🔗❤️

Gujarati – Hoo thunay prem karoo💙🔗 choo♥️🔗

Hiligaynon – Palangga ko ikaw♥️🔗

Hawai Dili – Aloha wau ia oi💦🔗

Hebrew – Ani ohev otah ♥️🔗

Hebrew – Ani ohev et otha ♥️🔗

Hiligaynon – Guina higugma ko ikaw💦🔗

Hinduca – Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae♥️🔗

Hmong – Kuv hlub koj😍🔗

Hopi – Nu’ umi unangwa’ta♥️🔗

Macarca – Szeretlek♥️🔗

Icelandic – Eg elska tig♥️🔗

Ilonggo – Palangga ko ikaw♥️🔗

Endonezya Dili – Saya cinta padamu🔗💚

Inuit – Negligevapse💚🔗

İrlanda Dili – Taim i’ ngra leat🔗💚

Italyanca – Ti amo💙🔗

Japonca – Aishiteru💦🔗

Kannada – Naanu ninna preetisuttene♥️🔗

Kapampangan – Kaluguran daka💚🔗

~s~

Götürəndə zəhmət olmasa emoji atın♥️

[hidari-works]

#hidari #usotsuki mii kun to kowareta maa chan #lying mii kun and broken maa chan

[sixx-writes]

                       _experimenting

Kurotsuchi Mayuri x Reader | Urahara Kisuke x Reader

Word Count: 3,569

cw: noncon, light bondage, sub!Mayuri, pervert!Kisuke, threesome, creampie, anal, double penetration, fingering, rough sex, cuckolding, insults, edging, orgasm delay

AO3 Version | Masterlist

Summary: I just had the funny idea of what would happen if Kisuke got sick of seeing you fighting with Mayuri all the time and decides to do an ‘experiment’ to fix things. (There’s barely any plot tbh just an excuse for a threesome lmao)

Other Works In The Series: observing | experimenting alt ver.

18+ ONLY NSFW BELOW THE CUT

"What is the meaning of this?!"

It was the question you should be asking right now, but instead it was uttered by none other than the unpleasant Vice-President of R&D, Kurotsuchi Mayuri. What a sight he was restrained to the bed and fresh out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel and his enraged expression. You couldn't begin to fathom what your Captain wanted from you or Mayuri. For it was Urahara Kisuke that had brought you here with obviously mischievous intentions.

He'd almost comically beckoned for your attention when you'd passed by outside only telling you that he needed to "Show you something interesting."

Well, it was indeed interesting.

Actually you had to smother a laugh at the idea of Mayuri being grabbed and dragged here like this for all his pride you couldn't imagine how humiliated he must be right now with both you and Urahara staring at him.

"Um, Captain..?" Since Urahara wasn't being very forthcoming with whatever this was you ventured a questioning look his way.

"I can't help but notice the two of you not getting along very well lately and well it's starting to get a bit excessive," your Captain said, scratching at the back of his neck in that way of his when things were awkward. "So I thought maybe a little intervention was in order."

"This is what you call an intervention?" you exclaimed. "More like a kidnapping. And why did you take him from the shower?!"

So what if you tended to break equipment in your anger around that arrogant ass and his always dismissive attitude towards you. No matter what you did it was as if nothing was good enough. He was only the Vice-President after all. No matter how upset you got towards him he just sounded bored as if you were a child that refused to learn a valuable lesson.

"Maa, think of this as an experiment if you will. I'm sure the end result will be quite fascinating. Right, Mayuri?"

"I doubt it."

"What the hell, Captain?!"

Both you and Mayuri spoke up simultaneously.

Urahara smirked at you, his playful nature slipping for just a moment giving you a look into something darker behind his eyes. Two of his fingers were suddenly brushing back a stray lock of your hair that had came loose from it's bun in his haste to drag you here. The gesture was far too intimate when his face was still so close to yours and you couldn't stop the flush that crept into your cheeks.

"How do you feel about me, y/n-chan?" Urahara asked without a trace of humor.

 What the hell kind of a question was that all of a sudden?!

"I-I respect you."

It was true, despite his sometimes lazy and aloof attitude.

And his questionable employee choices.

"Is that all?" he made a thoughtful noise. "And how do you feel about Kurotsuchi Mayuri?"

Your eyes darted to the man still restrained next to you on the bed, his arms above his head, and his mood having calmed somewhat. You could still sense an aggressive rise in his spiritual pressure which told you he was only outwardly controlling his emotions. For now.

"He's an arrogant ass. Trying to accomplish my work here is insufferable," you answered without breaking eye contact with the soul reaper in question.

"This is all very amusing," Mayuri said in his usual bored drawl unaffected by your honesty and you gritted your teeth. "Whatever foolish nonsense you're planning get on with it. I have work to do." He finished with a theatrical roll of his eyes.

It dawned on you this was the first time you'd ever seen Mayuri without his makeup or his ear.. things. The gold of his eyes contrasted against the dark tone of his skin in a way that wasn't all bad even you had to admit. The lack of ears and blue hair still made the soul reaper unusual looking just.. not all bad.

Urahara sighed, "I suppose it can't be helped then. Might as well begin this experiment."

"Urahara-taichou..?!"

Your brain lagged momentarily when Kisuke's lips were suddenly against your own. There was no warning and you barely even sensed him moving next to you until he made contact. Your face burned and shock left you too stupid to react right away but when you did you slapped him.

 Hard.

"That was out of line," you spluttered. "What the fuc-"

You tried to hit him again only this time he caught your wrist pulling you into him, into another kiss. The entire scenario felt like some weird dream and maybe it was because of how you tentatively responded to him, your tongue lightly probing into his mouth as if he would bite you. He moaned lowly into your mouth and it shot tingles up your spine.

It wasn't like you hadn't noticed that your Captain was attractive or how he casually flirted with you before now. It had just felt playful like everything else when it came to Urahara Kisuke. Or so you'd thought. The way he was hungrily devouring your mouth with his own in that moment told you a different story. It left you trapped in a loop of endless what if scenarios all of them ending badly for getting involved with a Captain in this way. Your Captain.

It had been a roller coaster ever since Kisuke had brought you here, one that had you so caught up you had momentarily forgotten Mayuri's existence until he spoke again, "So, you're a pervert as well. Am I to be a witness to your vulgarities as some form of punishment? How stupid."

Your eyes flew open with a startled gasp and you broke away from Kisuke panting and confused.

"Is it?", Kisuke said with wry amusement clearly not phased in the same way as you. "I wonder."

Before you can even begin to process Kisuke's hand is around your arm dragging you towards the bed, forcing you onto it with Mayuri. He climbed in behind you making the mattress dip and you half tumble backwards against his chest. His grip is like iron around your wrists as he holds you against him chuckling darkly at your ear; the size difference between the two of you has never been so painfully clear as it was right then. The two of you are between Mayuri's spread and restrained legs with Kisuke radiating calmness as if it's a normal occurrence that happened every Tuesday for him.

"You see, y/n-chan, he likes to watch," Kisuke said it softly as if it were for your ears only but you knew that Mayuri could hear as well with his modified auditory systems. "I thought what better way to relieve the tension than to put on a nice show for him, hmm?"

"What the fuck are you saying, Urahara-taichou?!" you nearly screamed at what he was implying and his long fingers came up to cover your mouth.

"Shh," Kisuke hissed. "It's late you know. People are trying to sleep."

The fingers of his other hand trail lightly across the curve of your breast where it had partially slipped out of your hakama in your struggles and you yelp.

You risk a glance at Mayuri and your heart stutters. His eyes are hooded now, and maybe it's because he's without his face paint, but he seemed almost-

Kisuke's hand is beneath your hakama interrupting that line of thought when he felt your resistance waver, cupping and squeezing your breast, his palm rough against your nipple drawing it to immediate hardness. Your back is a tight bow reacting entirely on reflex to escape the unhinged situation you were in but it only served to press your hardened nipple more firmly against his kneading grasp.

"Mhf-!"

The noise you made wasn't one that you wanted to hear, your rational brain still telling you, screaming at you to leave.

"See? You like it too, right?" Kisuke's voice was a purr against the sensitive skin behind your ear. You hated how quickly you'd became responsive to his whim and didn't fight when he took both of your wrists behind your back freeing your mouth. You were already mewling softly as Kisuke started tugging your hakama open exposing more of your flesh to his and Mayuri's gaze. The air of the lab is cold against your breasts in contrast with the hot soft kisses being placed all over the column of your throat as Kisuke toys with you.

You hate yourself even more feeling the erection pressing against your backside and only feeling a flutter in your lower stomach. It should be distressing not turning you on as much as it is when you realize just how big your Captain's cock is.

"You have to stop," you said with the last strands of your sanity. "I can't-"

Not with Mayuri looking at you like that.

It was wrong and yet.. why did it turn you on so much?

"Why?" You could feel him smirking against your skin. His fingertips started to move lower from where he'd been tracing small circles between your breasts, over your navel, "When you're already so wet for me."

Your protest died on your tongue as he silenced you with another kiss, his hand dipping down to seek out your arousal. When Kisuke brushed your swollen clit you couldn't help the cry that slipped out. He continued circling there, collecting your wetness and spreading it around for easier friction, stimulating you to greater heights with skilled precision. Unconsciously, you spread your legs wider to allow him easier access and he laughed quietly at your willingness.

Your hakama had fallen down your waist, pooling around your hips on the bed, the last barrier covering what was left of your dignity. It didn't stop the lewd wet noises coming from your cunt when Kisuke slipped his fingers inside you continuing those same circular motions around that sensitive spongy patch that had your toes curling.

"Ura.. hara-taichou," just getting his name out was difficult through the static that filled your head. Kisuke seemed to know just how to move and how fast you liked it as he finger fucked you in a way that felt better than most cock you'd had up until this point.

"Are you going to cum for me, y/n-chan?" Kisuke's voice was against the shell of your ear, his breathing a little harder than before as he fingered you.

"Even I didn't think this would be so easy but I guess I underestimated how much of a slut you really are. Look," his grip was on your chin forcing you to look at Mayuri as your eyes flew open. "Mayuri-san would agree I think."

The scientist was the most disheveled you'd ever seen him, strands of damp hair stuck to his forehead above hooded molten gold eyes, his mouth set in a sneer. Most notably was the tent in the towel covering his hips. It was somehow the most shocking thing that had happened so far. You had never imagined Kurotsuchi Mayuri as a sexual person, for that matter you barely even saw him as a person.

"Urahara," Mayuri said, seething with suppressed anger.

"I feel a little bad for him, don't you, y/n-chan? Let's help him out."

You were shoved forward, forced to catch yourself on your hands so that you landed on all fours to keep your face from hitting Mayuri's dick. Kisuke meanwhile took advantage of his new position behind you, shamelessly grinding his clothed erection against your ass. You realized what he intended to do just as your hakama was yanked off down your legs the rest of the way.

Mayuri spoke again, "I'll never forgive you for this. Never. You truly are despicable, Urahara Kisuke."

Kisuke huffed out a laugh licking the last of your juices from his fingers before responding, "That may be true but I don't need to hear that from you. Now then, y/n-chan. I think we have teased him enough."

"W-What are you saying?" you said it even though you already knew exactly what he was getting at.

"Maa, don't play coy now. I'll stop you know," the blunt head of Kisuke's cock was stroking tantalizingly at your entrance without actually going in. Just smearing the mess he made of you earlier all over. "Such a lovely wet cunt you have, too. Would be a waste."

Your head was spinning, you were so close, so needy from Kisuke's words and skill that even sucking Mayuri's cock sounded not unappealing in that moment if it meant you would feel Kisuke inside you.

Besides that there was something strangely erotic seeing the arrogant scientist in such a compromising position beneath you, aroused by you. Your hands shook as you slowly dragged the towel off of his body, his swollen erection springing up from underneath. It lay heavy and thick against his stomach in a pool of precum, the head flushed an angry red, and it twitched as your breath ghosted over it in your surprise. A row of gold barbells adorned the underside; like everything else about Mayuri his cock was modified as well.

It should have bothered you how easily, hell, how eager you took Mayuri's cock in hand dragging a wheeze out of his chest just from touching him.

"Stop-!" he said. "Don't touch me, woman."

You ignored him and ran your tongue over the slit feeling a fresh bead of salty precum coat your tongue. You were feeling nearly drunk with arousal by then just wanting to see Mayuri's composure shatter entirely more than anything at that point. You took him fully into your mouth and started to suck in earnest, rolling your tongue around the head and bobbing up and down his length, maintaining eye contact the entire time.

Mayuri tried to hide how good he was feeling until you took him all the way down your throat and held him there, snaking your tongue out from underneath to run it over his balls. He moaned loudly, brokenly, finally giving in to pleasure just as Kisuke took you from behind, your own moans drowned out by Mayuri's cock. The force of Kisuke's hard thrusts coupled with the bruising grip he had on your hips and the feeling of being filled at both ends had you spiraling into orgasm almost instantly.

You were thankful there was something in your mouth to silence your screams because you probably would have awakened the entirety of Soul Society.

You had never even entertained the idea of being a degenerate but Kisuke's experiment was making you discover all kinds of new things about yourself. Kisuke didn't give you time to recover and kept fucking you through the remnants of your orgasm, the sound of his thrusts turning wetter and louder than before while you rested your cheek on Mayuri's stomach, his neglected cock giving a few twitches next to your face.

"Ah, fuck, you're so tight," Kisuke groaned.

No, you're just big, you thought, able to feel every inch of him, every vein that stroked the most sensitive parts of your walls perfectly.

Kisuke's rhythm started to falter and turn erratic and you knew he was getting close too just as your second orgasm neared. When he came he pulled you into him, his chest against your back, kissing you sloppily and moaning into your mouth as he filled you with his cum until it dripped over his balls.

"Pervert," Mayuri hissed in disgust while still being frustrated himself. Your blowjob hadn't nearly been enough to satisfy him.

You slipped off of Kisuke feeling his cum drooling from your cunt in ropy strands as you climbed over Mayuri, straddling his slender hips, positioning him at your entrance. The slide onto Mayuri's thick length was smooth using Kisuke's and your own cum as lube. He let out a bitten off moan as you rode him, reveling in the new texture that his piercings gave. Mayuri's expression changed to something absolutely feral as you slowed down to an unsatisfying level as you felt him getting close edging him on purpose.

He wanted nothing more than to take over and fuck you into the mattress until you screamed his name.

How dare you deny him like this.

"Whore," Mayuri cursed you feeling you tighten around him at the expletive and he had to suppress a gasp. "You're no different than he is, perverted woman."

Once you had waited long enough for his orgasm to subside you started moving again with reckless abandon, your breasts bouncing wildly each time your ass connected with a slap. You were impatient for your own end as well but you wanted this, needed this. To see Mayuri suffer beneath you was exhilarating even if you should be horrified at yourself for having such thoughts. Eventually, you tired yourself out and laid across his body into a more intimate position pressing your breasts against his chest and rocking your hips instead, Mayuri's face only inches from your own.

It gave Kisuke a better view of your pussy being stretched out from behind as he lazily stroked his own cock, still hard from watching you fuck Mayuri. A devious smile played across his lips as he had a most interesting idea watching your second hole winking invitingly.

You jumped in surprise when you felt Kisuke's thumb dragging wetness from your cunt upwards over your asshole circling there until there was enough for him to press inwards past the resisting ring of muscle.

"Urahara-taichou!" you said with an edge of warning. "What-?!"

"Try and relax, y/n-chan."

 That was hard to do with Kisuke's finger invading your virgin anus.

At first it just felt strange and uncomfortable but as he worked deeper you keened overly-loud before you could stop yourself his exploration having found a new source of your pleasure. He worked patiently to relax you until he could get another finger in, collecting more of your slick to thoroughly lubricate your ass. Knowing what was coming after Kisuke's fingers made you shaky and unable to do anything but pant against Mayuri's throat.

You were just so fucking overwhelmed by everything already when you felt Kisuke teasing entry with his cock you nearly panicked.

Until Kisuke trailed his hand over your spine in a comforting gesture, "Be a good girl for me and relax, ok? I won't do anything to hurt you." His voice was soft and you knew he was telling the truth. You relaxed your body's natural resistance as much as you could with the pressure of having your cunt filled from below as Kisuke attempted pressing inside you again.

You felt gut punched once he managed the tight slide into your empty hole and you let out a soundless cry. You'd never known such fullness before now and Kisuke showed enough mercy to allow your ass to adjust to his size. Just having both men inside you without moving had you nearly crying.

The last of Kisuke's restraint broke when he saw you looking back at him with teary eyes unable to speak. When his hips started to move you did let out a sob, gripping the sheets until your knuckles turned white. Mayuri let out a hiss next to you feeling Kisuke move through that thin wall of tissue separating the two men's cocks.

"Hmm, guess it's no good for you, Mayuri-san," Kisuke let out a resigned sigh and weakened the kido around his Vice-President enough so he would be able to fuck you. "Doesn't seem like she can take anymore, ufu~."

Mayuri wasted no time snapping his hips up into yours making you wail.

Unlike Kisuke his pace was brutal only seeking his own release forcing himself inside your overly-tight hole and not caring how rough he was being with you.

It was for that reason that it felt fucking amazing.

You were mindless between them, having already came twice within a few minutes.

"Stupid woman. Cumming from something like this. You really are.. a whore, aren't you?" Mayuri was continuously whispering filth to you the entire time making your eyes roll back in combination with the punishment from his cock. You can't do anything but take the abuse of your holes by the two men until you feel Mayuri go still inside you with a low moan. More hot wetness leaks from inside you with Kisuke not far behind leaving you an absolute wreck.

Once your thoughts have came back to something coherent you slowly raise yourself up off of Mayuri on shaky limbs, feeling his softening cock slip from you with a grimace.

You made the mistake of looking at his expression and immediately regret it as he gave you a thin smile that sets your cheeks aflame with embarrassment.

 What did you just do?!

"If that's what you wanted you could have simply asked," Mayuri said with his usual arrogance back in place.

"Shut up! I'm going to bed. Urahara-taichou I'll deal with you later."

Kisuke yelped as you landed a kick to his shin on the way by gathering your crumpled hakama from the floor and nearly falling several times on the way out as your legs didn't want to hold you up.

Yes you would be thinking of many ways to deal with your Captain just as soon as your ass stopped being sore.

#urahara kisuke x reader #kurotsuchi mayuri x reader #bleach #urahara kisuke #kurotsuchi mayuri #mayuri kurotsuchi

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Tasty Travels - An Unexpected Journey 1

Writer: Mitsuki

Character(s): Suou Tsukasa, Tsukinaga Leo, Sena Izumi, Sakuma Ritsu, Narukami Arashi

Translated by: jewwyfeesh

Leo: Suo~ Why’re you asking such simple questions hm~? Are you still sleepy? In that case, you can sleep by Rittsu’s side! I prommy I’m a real good driver!

Season: Summer Location: Outside Ensemble Square

Izumi: Even if you did manage to make it by our meeting time… Kuma-kun, don’t you dare go back to sleep! And don’t drool on my shoulder!

Goodness, if it weren’t for you lazing around in bed, there’s no need for us to rush like mad. Speaking of which, where’s the driver? He’s supposed to be here already.

Ritsu: Secchaaaaan, don’t just complain and complain okay~ It’s something that couldn’t be helped… Maa~kun’s always so busy with work nowadays, there’s no one around to wake me up…

Moreover, I am being independent today. I even woke up all by myself~ I’m doing my very bestest right now.

Arashi: Oh my. I think the reason why the driver isn’t here yet is because someone’s missing.

Tsukasa: Leo-senpai’s still not here, but it’s almost past our scheduled rendezvous time… He’s always running late and causing trouble for everyone else. Does he seriously not have any knightly Pride? No? None at all?

I don’t think I’ll get a reply in time even if I were to send him a message now… Argh!! If I had known, I would’ve sent someone to track his movements yesterday!

Arashi: ……Um, Tsukasa-chan, something tells me whatever you’re saying right now isn’t particularly… knightly, either.

Ritsu: Uuu~ I think there’s… some sort of weird noise… it’s keeping me awake… do you not hear it too…?

Tsukasa: It sound’s like a trumpet, but this Rhythm…

Why on Earth would someone try to use a car’s horn to play ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’!?

Izumi: Haa? Kasa-kun, you were able to tell?

Arashi: Hold on! I think there’s a really flashy car coming our way!

Eh? The one in the driver’s seat… Leo-kun?!

Tsukasa: WHAT?! Leo-senpai?? No, no no no, we need to board that car and stop him before he does something stupid!

<After the four of them board the car>

Tsukasa: I know it’s a little late to ask this now, but the Agency told us they had arranged for us to go on a short trip in a Jeep… So, why did that suddenly change into Leo-senpai being the one to drive us around?

Ritsu: True~ The type of car is completely different too. However, this one’s more spacious, and the interior is super duper comfy… Mhm, rated 10/10 for sleepability ♪

Leo: Wahaha ☆ That’s because there’s been a change, and now the tour’s driver and tour guide is-a me!

Suo~ Why’re you asking such simple questions hm~? Are you still sleepy? In that case, you can sleep by Rittsu’s side! I prommy I’m a real good driver!

Izumi: The problem isn’t as shallow as you think it is! Not to mention, I would’ve let it slide if Leo-kun’s just driving us around, but to be our tour guide too? Why would the agency allow that? Are you going to take us to some weird place?

Arashi: Ufufu, well, I’m completely fine with it~ The most important thing is that the five of us are going sightseeing together.

Leo: That’s right, that’s right! Kudos to Naru for explaining on my behalf! Sena, you don’t needa be so uptight about it, kay? Not to mention, I’m clearly doing a good deed!

Without further ado, off we go ☆

chapter 2 →

#enstars translation #tasty travels #an unexpected journey #suou tsukasa #tsukinaga leo #sena izumi #sakuma ritsu #narukami arashi

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[kyabetsuhime]

Rinne Amagi 4☆ – Please, God☆

Writer: Yuumasu Characters: Kanata, Hiyori, Rinne, HiMERU, Kohaku, Niki Season: Autumn Translation: ksts Proofreading: mai (ENG)

Rinne: (So my next job is in an hour... I wanna play pachinko, but guess I'll only end up gettin’ there and comin' right back.) (And there's no point in goin' to Cinnamon either as Niki isn't there.) (Well, it seems I have no choice but to stay here and kill time. If only something could keep me from gettin' bored...) (...Oh.) Hey, Hiyori-chan♪ What a coincidence, nice to see you. For some reason, your mere presence is like a good omen. As if I'm gettin' an "fine weather" blessing...♪

Hiyori: Rinne-senpai, I know you're tearfully happy to see me, but now it's terrible weather…

Rinne: Hm? What's the matter? You don't look well. Did you caught a cold or somethin'?

Hiyori: I wanted to pick up some snacks for a light meal, but the quiche I was looking for was out of stock. Even though I was the one who wrote the letter asking them to add quiche to their repertoire, me not getting it in the end is simply unforgivable!

Rinne: Ehh, so your favorite food is tissues? Are you a goat eatin' paper?♪ Come on, Hiyori-chan, say maa maa...☆

Hiyori: I won't! And I'm not a goat! I'm not in the mood to be teased, why do you keep messing with me?

Rinne: But isn't it natural to greet acquaintances when you meet them in your free time? Why don't you get along with me since we're roommates? Gyahaha☆

Hiyori: Roommates, huh... Then you should ask Kanata-kun to keep you company. He'll bring you luck too, though not as much as me.

Rinne: What do you mean?

Hiyori: It's just a rumor. When I was still at Yumenosaki, I've heard that some people worship him, believing that he can make any wish come true for them.

Rinne: Any, huh? Gyahaha, that definitely isn’t true then. There's no way he could be a god, is there?

Hiyori: Fufun. Whether you believe me or not is up to you, Rinne-senpai.

<6 hours later>

Rinne: (Phew, all done. Good job, me~) (Now I'll drop my stuff off here and leave. My beloved gambling is waitin' for meee~♪) (There's a new pachinko machine, so should I try that first?~) (...Hm?)

Kanata: (Sleeping sounds)

Rinne: (So Kanacchi's back too. I didn't notice him at all.) (He looks so peaceful sleepin'. Is he havin' a good dream?) ... ("Make any wish come true", huh...) (I know it's just a baseless rumour, but... Guess it can’t hurt to try—) (In a low voice) May I win big! (Aight, I'm off now♪)

<Several days later>

Niki: Thanks for waiting~ Here are your two daily special sets~

HiMERU: Thank you.

Kohaku: ...Hey, Niki-han. I wanna ask you somethin'.

HiMERU: Oukawa.

Kohaku: But HiMERU-han, you're curious too, right? If we can't get anywhere on our own, then let's bring in Niki-han. Look... See Rinne-han sittin' at the counter?

Rinne: ......... ...(Sigh)

Kohaku: He's been lost in thought like that for quite a long time now. Did somethin' happen? Maybe he ate somethin' strange?

Niki: Eh!? Please don't suspect our food! But it's really weird that he didn't try to pester me. Well, now that I think about it, he sure looks different from usual~

HiMERU: So in other words, you don't know anything either.

Kohaku: HiMERU-han, where are you goin'?

HiMERU: To ask him directly. Since we don't know the situation, our discussion is just a waste of time. Amagi, can I have a minute?

Rinne: ...Hey, Merumeru. Do you believe in God?

HiMERU: ...What.

Kohaku: Oh no, Rinne-han's snapped!

Niki: Uwah, it's quite troublesome. Who can fix him then? Little brother-san?

Rinne: Nah, I'm totally fine. I don't know how it works, but lately I've been winnin' big at pachinko every time I pray to my roommate, Kanacchi. I suspected it was just a dubious rumour, but turns out he might really be a god of gambling... I haveta cherish this bond♪ Gyahahaha!

<Several days later>

Hiyori: I'm home! If there's anyone here, greet me with open arms!

Kanata: Welcome back, "Ohisama"-san.

Hiyori: Kanata-kun, what's the matter? Even though I'm back, you're in such a bad mood!

Kanata: No, I'm "fine". Just a little "bewildered". Lately, "Chief"-san has been "pampering" me so strangely often.

Hiyori: Pampering?

Kanata: Yes. Like giving me a "vinyl pool" or trying to take me to a "fish" restaurant. And now I'm stumped as I don't understand the "intention" behind it.

Hiyori: Ah, I think I might have an idea. Let me tell you.

<Some time later>

Hiyori: ––So it looks like his gambling luck increases in proportion to how much attention he pays to you. And now he seems to be completely devoted to the "god of gambling".

Kanata: Uu... That's why he's been "cozying up" to me... I don't like to feel used at all…

Rinne: I'm home~...

Kanata: Oh, "Chief"-san. We need to talk. I'm not a "god of gambling", you know!

Rinne: Eh... Haha–– So you found out about my prayers? Wish I had known this sooner. I lost big just now. (Sigh)... It really was too good to be true after all…

Hiyori: No sighs in front of me! If not Kanata-kun, you can worship me! If you treat the one of "Eden", named after the paradise ruled by the omniscient and omnipotent God, respectfully enough, you will surely earn His favor!

Rinne: Oh nooo~ Are you imposin' a religion on me~? What should Rinne-kun dooo~���

Hiyori: It's worth a try! You'll have a bronze statue of me, so you can worship me everyday!

Rinne: Hehe~ Hiyori-sama~☆

Hiyori: Hmph, I don't like the way you say it! Show me more seriousness, will you!

Rinne: Oh, this god is so demandin'. ★ directory ★

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Right right right! Also I accidently deleted someone's request for oshi no ko... I think they wanted to do one together with me hehe...

Sorry buddy pls send me another ask... I'm so clumsy! Teehee

Anyway, I'll write one as a sorry

Soooo watch Oshi no ko the new anime

Soooooo warning spoilers alert as always I saay!!!

Btw way have I ever told i aquamarine, and midnight blue are my fav colours geeeheee u know why I love him!

Ai always had to be cheerful around them. Aquamarine Hoshino, looked at his own childish form as he had been reborn as her child. He enjoyed it to such a great extent but then again, he had so many troubles with it despite his mentality being of an adult more older than Ai.

He watched his twin sister Ruby, the clingy otaku, who's more creepier than himself. Her side eyes showed rivalry and she had more affection as a girl. Not like Aqua desired any...

He began watching the room and rolling over like any baby, but then Ai lifted him up.

"Aww, my little Aqua is more grown up than me!!! Riiiight?" She teasingly giggled now spinning him around. He didn't find much thrill in it but then again her smile was alluring.

Ruby was alseep, so they were alone this time. Seeing how she was petting him and cuddling him, he felt anxious and had concerns for his mental rights. This could be harassment for his part, but in appearance is a motherly love.

Gaaah! God, why did you make me have memories now of all time! Aqua huffed now.

Ai pouted. "Are you upset, baby?"

Aqua widened his eyes realising a mistake he made, shaking his head he gave a smile and a grin that was childish enough.

"Aww so adorable, thats my Aqua, cuter than most boys!"

He blushed but then jumped at the tingling touch at his sides.

"Oh... ohh?" She teased more."Are we ticklish?"

It's strange how Gorou was actually ticklish in his previous life but somehow assumed he grew out of it, but it's been a while since he's been tickled like this.

He curled to her side to escape the touch, unintentionally being a child for his appearance.

"Well, Ruby has her laughter and bubbly joy despite not being ticklish, but I guess it's luck that you..." she poked his belly again "happened to be sensitive... rwaaar! Tickle monster's attack!"

Mostly, Aqua's squeals and laughter made Ruby open her eyes from her nap. Speaking of Ruby, Aqua was bewildered that someone of her personality was not in the slightest ticklish!

"Mahaha... hahaha, maa..." he was embarrassed by that unwilling sound he said to call her. She was more joyed by it and buried her nose into his belly again "kawaiii (cutee) kawaiii needed Aquaaaa chaan!"

Aqua noticed how Ruby was snickering at him but then Ai picked her up too who was clueless to why she wasn't ticklish.

Disappointed by that Ai's purple eyes glimmering softly "Aaah seems Aqua inherited Ruby's ticklishness as well... which is why he's this sensitive"

"Oh, I'm gonna enjoy that, oni chan!" Ruby giggled making Aqua uneasy as he was constantly being picked on by his little sister from then on.

At least he made Ai smile...

That's what's worth of all this humiliation.

#ai #aqua #ruby #oshi no ko tickle fic #lee!aqua #ler!ai #ruby hoshino #aqua hoshino #ai hoshina

[daily-mao-isara]

Day 289 : Happy birthday ritsu!

I'm looking forward to staying with you in the future.

May it continue forever... ♪

Birthday introduction because it had a mao mention

Ah, Anzu. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you for hosting the party today.

It was so fun. All kinds of people came.

>I'm glad you enjoyed it

It's my birthday so I can do whatever I want to everyone♪ I asked a lot from Maa~kun and Aoba-onii-chan.

Yeah. It was a good day thanks to Anzu.

I wish today could continue, but it's a shame that it's over in just a little while.

#enstars #mao isara #ritsu sakuma #tling that office convo was so hard bc they both say yoroshiku which can mean nice to meet you pleasure working with u and whatever #and its just weird localizing it ive troed my best its probably not that good but i didnt want to steal sm1 tltion yk #also i couldve put staying friend but ill allow a lil bit of delulu iva had terrible gacha luck today #once again i really dont like the fact that we dont have actual birthday convo anymore they seem to have at least some stuff in minktalks bu #t thats just one person :/ just feel kinda empty yk the good thing abt enstars is the interpersonal relationships btwn idols imo