#Moe rants

[moisok20]

I genuinely think “vegan robot” might be my favorite gag of the year

#it’s so stupid it’s hilarious #moe rants #scott pilgram takes off #spto spoilers #scott pilgrim spoilers #scott pilgrim vs the world #ramona flowers #knives chau #Lucas Lee #gideon gordon graves #matthew patel #Kim pine #roxy #bryan lee o'malley #animation #anime #cartoon community #young neil #wallace wells #todd ingram #envy adams

[princecoolkid]

I'm lowkey mad I can't obsess over Aristocats like I can 101 Dalmatians, THOSE DOGS GOT FUCKING 4-5 MOVIES [if you count Cruella] AND TWO SERIES AND TWO BOOKS AND AND AND grrr bark baRK BARK... lmao

I love aristocrats and will always be a cat person and never a dog person, but there's nothing to cling to for me with aristocats UGH I want more cat media that isn't them being assholes or enemies.

#moe rants #its dumb ik but ive felt this way since a kid #kid me would be so pissed we got into 101 dalmatians hahaha #journal. #tbf little me did love the live action sequel and we had the game #DALMATIANS GOT A LOT OF A GAMES

[moeblob]

You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)

#moe talks a lot #i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry #and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds #LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO #shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds #BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER #i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up #i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong #after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before #YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain #oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older #and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds #holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang #sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat #but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like #welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant #anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain #im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake #but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry #anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering

[faramirsonofgondor]

Jamie’s the type of friend who actually tries to pack himself in a suitcase so he can go on trips with you. Or he just genuinely considers kidnapping his friends so they don’t leave. I’m pretty sure half of the team would be happily kidnapped too.

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #afc richmond #friendship #mental illness #daddy issues #abandonment issues #he wouldn’t have to kidnap them he’d just try distracting them enough that they forgot they needed to leave #he’d try to trick sam but he’d feel to guilty so he just makes him promise to spend extra time with him when he gets back #he’d make pouty faces at dani every time he remembered he needed to leave and then go ‘5 more minutes?’ #he’d probably frustrate roy into ranting for hours and roy wouldn’t be able to think of anything but jamie #he’d bribe isaac with rolos and animal crossing #he asks colin about welsh independence #he’d get moe to tell him all his conspiracy theories and then disagree or say something absurd just so moe would go off again #he’d tell richard that beer is better than wine and wait patiently for his ranting to end before saying something rude about french food #they’re all mostly himbos they’d probably fall for his himbo tricks #they’re all so neurodivergent he’d just pry and make them talk about their special interests for hours

[dogtoling]

somebody needs to say it. back when splatoon came out i was super excited to see more of the worldbuilding because the game was full of peculiar character designs and i found myself thinking, wow, i CAN'T WAIT to see what splatoon's WILDLIFE is like, with all the sea creatures being terrestrial and with most previous land predators being extinct there's got to be some INSANELY COOL speculative biology bear-esque land sharks and monsters out there and I CANNOT WAIT! there's going to be Creatures we never would've even thought of. incredible evolutions of notable marine predators. marine creatures adapting to hunt in interesting ways because they need to be able to work with Land now. manta rays developing flight. smaller fish developing flight as well, but perhaps more akin to something like a hummingbird!? eels becoming burrowing ambush predators On Land. like 50 ft long moray eels. huge DRAGONS even maybe (not literal dragons, but you get the point). marine creatures adapting to the roles of land animals that preceded them

and every day we learn more that the standard of non-humanoid splatoon creature is Literally Just a Fish, but it knows how to Float in Air

#rambles #i. would LOVE for splatoon to prove me wrong in the future #BUT WHY IS EVERYTHING JUST A REGULAR FISH THAT NOW FLOATS #it is literally THE easiest way out and are you telling me every fish evolved a helium chamber in their bodies as soon as they popped out #of the ocean #this rant is propelled by “i was willing to accept the great zapfish because it's at least a deity and maybe it's using magnetism” #but frye's eels and shiver's shark. those are presumably wild animals #these apex predators are unchanged from living in the ocean #EXCEPT THEY FUCKING FLY??????????? WHAT!!!!!!!! #the worst part is that we have some creatures that are LIKE THIS (flying scallops. whatever horrorboros is also. zapfish) #but then theres. Moe

[toxiccaves]

Sworgrader Chapter 3 is out! I think we'll be looking at one chapter every 3 months.. but personally I'm a little more enticed after this chapter!

I was very surprised at the new guest we'll meet next time!

#brave universe sworgrader #there are 3 people posting about this on here. its fine #anyway semi spoilers in my ranting or if u saw me on twitter but- #i am soooo obsessed with sworg and like. a lot of the concepts they layed out here. its so funny #i knew id love the food truck robot but he has his own KITCHEN in his CHEST and anyway i need sworgs asmr eating channel #can we get a cooking game with sworg. next cooking mama #but my usual complaints of the series still stand with the moe-ified women and the multiverse braves just feels like a quick nostalgia grab #and not much happens over the course of one comic either.. hopefully that changes but at least the main character is silly. i will make do

[imsosocold]

I don’t think just changing Regina’s age would fix all the issues of the love triangle in Big Top, with all the power dynamics and life experience at play. And maybe this is me talking out of my romance repulsed ass but I always felt having any sort of romantic elements took away from a case centered around found family which tied back into the last case. Honestly, just have Ben + Trilo, Max, and Bat being nice to Regina because her father is the ringmaster. Whether because they to want use her in some sort of way (to get closer to her father or to get some sort of position, like as her performance partner or something) or because they feel some sense of responsibility and gratitude to her in extension to her father. Add Acro feeling like due to this position Regina gets special treatment and excused for everything she does, now even for “causing” the coma of her brother. Adding to the overall tragedy of nobody recognizing Regina as her own person and refusing to give her any agency in her own life.

#also want an au where Ben and Max and Moe try to act as Regina’s surrogate fathers and are absolutely bumbling idiots #Acro is holding Bat close to his chest “don’t pay any attention to them don’t make any eye contact keep moving” #like a mom who doesn’t want their son to play with the neighbor’s kids #Capcom give me the rights to Ace Attorney NOW #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #turnabout big top #noelle's rants

[akashicpoint]

I hate when people discredit NMH's story because it's more on the comedic side.

#which again #i guess youre just playing the game with your eyes/ears closed? #Yea yea I get it #it looks like he jerks off when he recharges his beam katana/and he's a dude that says moe and all that funny stuff #Im back to ranting btw #I would say this would also apply to FSR because it's light hearted as well #but the 25 fans of fsr all get that I feel #But also tbf its not like people pay attention to serious stories either #Im writing in the tags so i dont just make this a long post #Im exploding you with my mind if you say this btw!! things can be funny and still have good themes/story beats!! #I just have a lot to say about it #Maybe it's because I dealt with smth similar during Drakengard 3/Nier automata #dom.txt

[90frogsinatrenchcoat]

Minecraft: A short Essay on Nostalgia

I'm writing this rather late at night so excuse any spelling errors (Sorry it's not in MLA format, I'm not back in school yet and need a break)

I often find myself scrolling online late at night, stuck in the rabbit hole of youtube shorts, wondering how in the world I'll be able to function the next morning. Many times, the only thing that puts me to sleep on those restless nights, are playlists of "nostalgic" minecraft music. Why is that? Why is the music considered "nostalgic" in the first place?

Nostalgia is defined as making one think of or long for a familiar or comforting time. When I first received Minecraft back in 2016, I was still a little kid. I was in fourth grade and was longing to know what all the fuss was about. I remember booting it up for the first time, my sister sitting eagerly next to me. We only had one controller, so we had to take turns. In true older sister fashion, I did not share as I was supposed to. Eventually, though, I learned to share the game and enjoy what my sister created. I found that I was a natural at this game, I learned all of the mechanics with ease. My sister was not so lucky, she still struggles to fight in the game to this day. We spent many nights playing Minecraft. My mother worked the night shift at her work, and my father was always working on schoolwork to get his second degree. This left me and my sister to eat our spagettio's and play minecraft all night. I remember one night in particular, playing the "Little Big Planet" Mash up pack for the PS4 Edition of the game. We knew that nothing we did would be saved, but oddly enough we liked it that way. I was usually a creative player and my sister liked survival, though she wasn't very good at it. When we did play on a saved world, we would build massive cities and marveled at our own architectural prowess (Or, more often, the prowess of those we watched on youtube). I still have these old worlds, I visit them from time to time. I used to entice my sister to play with me by telling her I would do whatever she wanted me to in the game. This usually ended badly. Still, there are many old save files titled, "E's the Boss". I was young and simple, a stable built out of pink wool was just fine for me.

As I work with my therapist to uncover certain things about my past, I remember the nights that I would spend playing this game, desperately avoiding my bed time. This game, this simple game comprised of blocks and some funny red powder, had become virtually the only escape I had from the harsh reality that attacked me every time I left that infinite green wasteland that was a superflat world. Long before the aquatic update or the remodeled horses, I was building houses to replicate my own, creating worlds to escape the one that so vehemently tortured me each day. I remember, on the days that we were aloud to have the sound on on the TV, I would always play my favorite music disc. It was the one simply titled C4-18. I have so many memories attached to the music that plays in this game. And the only reason those memories mean so much, is because that is how I coped. Gen-Z, the silent generation, the generation that inherited all of the problems that everyone else was to stubborn to settle, has been left to our own devices to find some way to be happy in a world that revolves around hate. And for many children, including me, that device just so happened to be digital. We found some sliver of hope in the notion that we could still shape out destinies. The thought that we could choose to survive, adventure, or create was so enticing that we put hundreds of hours into buildings and bases, maps and achievements. On the occasions that we couldn't play the game, we would watch others play it. Roleplay channels like Little Kelly and Little Carly, mod channels like Unspeakable and Moose, Pat and Jen, even DanTDM, shaped out childhood. Often these channels exposed us to more mature themes through contact with more mature channels, such as Markiplier, JackSepticEye, and Pewdiepie. Now, we're all grown up. Many of us are going to college, getting jobs, some are even starting families. And so are our heros. Dan is a father, and Felix will be too. Mat has a son and wife, Pat and Jen split up, Jack has Evelyn, Mark has Amy. As we matured, so did our heros. And what does it al come back to?

A simple video game based on mining blocks, and using them to craft different blocks. I guess, what I'm trying to say, is that the Minecraft soundtrack is so nostalgic, because it takes us back to a *bad* time. It reminds us of when everything was going downhill, and all we could do is watch and hope we didn't get hit when crap went flying. Minecraft, for many of us, was our first step into healing, our first step towards maturing, and our first step towards becoming our own people, all be it far to soon. Minecraft music makes us cry, makes us feel this deep nostalgic sadness, because we don't know if we'll be able to find that again. We're grown ups now.. there's no one else to guide us, and video games can only take us so far. How do we know what to trust, what to watch, what to smile and laugh at..

We don't. That's the unfortunate truth of nostalgia. We don't have that wonderful thing, that guide to help us through the tough times. Now we are the ones guiding, building, surviving.. In a weird way, Minecraft prepared an entire generation of struggling kids with a blueprint for life. It's as simple as this:

Start your Journey

Find someplace you like, and settle down there.

Go on adventures, make friends, learn new things, and never go into the dark without a light.

And if it all comes crashing down...

respawn.

#minecraft #nostalgia #nostalgic #youtube #video games #gen z #late night rants #thank you for coming to my sleep deprived TED talk #I need to do this moe often #it's like releasing all of my silly little internal thoughts into a wonderful void #It's nice when the void shouts back.. unless its in Minecraft #then you should be aftaid

[moisok20]

Canon Deaths in Spider Verse

Peter B Parker: Uncle Ben

Spider Noir: Uncle Benjamin

Spider UK: Big Ben

#LMFAOOOO #I’m sure this has been before but idc #Moe rants #spider man #into the spider verse #across the spider verse #Spiderverse #miles morales #peter b parker #Gwen Stacy #spider woman #hobie brown #spider punk #pavitr prabhakar #spider man India #miguel o'hara #spider man 2099 #Jessica drew #margo kess #spider byte #prowler #the spot #uncle Aaron #Earth 42 #meme #humor #peni Parker #Peter porker #ganke lee

[moonsidesong]

don't think i can fully articulate how bad i hate the freeing 1/4 scale reimu. like literally who is this. not reimu i can tell you that much

and something i really love about touhou's character design is the fact it's really easy to make major or minor tweaks to the character in several different ways and still have them not even look out of place. like reimu has a different haircut in almost every game and different artists take a lot of liberties in details of her design but they're all so easily believably reimu.

so. idk. making this figure that contains all the same key elements that make a character recognizable and still somehow making it not look like the character is almost impressive. great(bad) job freeing you made the least reimu-y reimu

#the. I hate how they did her face so bad #i think that's it i think it's her face. it doesn't suit her at all. and like. #what is up with her shirt are you gonna do stupid vacuum sealed shirt or are you gonna have it all floaty. you can't have it both ways #also like. why does like every single unofficial reimu art/merch give her a visible midriff when there's next to no official material- #-that reflects that design. #like im not ... Mad? about it? like it's not necessarily done to even sexualize her it's just treated as a real facet of her design #but almost every single official material Zun drawn or not either makes her outfit baggy with a high waisted skirt #OR gives her a visible undershirt #i just think it's weird idk. it's cuter when it's baggy imo #anyway thanks for coming to my rant post. freeing's koishi figure is even worse somehow<3 #also. one more thing to end this post on a positive note. #moe harukawa's depiction of reimu (the one in the top middle from forbidden scrollery) is like. my favorite reimu design ever #moe harukawa's art is So good i'm forever obsessed with it #bri talks

[divinely-yourz]

i scroll through three' apps all day and i still haven't seen nobody say nothin other than buuullshit

#!! lia speaks !! #seeing our own damn people act like some fuckin uncle toms after the montgomery brawl #seeing people STILL TO THIS DAY talk shit abt halle for her hair not being red enough #doja cats new music... i ain't even gonna talk about it moving on !! #more people supporting tory lanez's fivehead goblin lookin ass after he was found guilty LORD #the shit goin on w lizzo. oh jesus i can't do dis no moe #something has got to give #black people desperately need to have madea fix our shit up cause ain't no damn way #¡lia rants—>°`*•☆•*`°

[chaoswillcalmusdown]

re-watching ted lasso with mum (who watches prem football regularly) is fun bc she'll be like:

holy shit the goalie is black!!!

and then she's like 'is there not a story about that??' bc even in her limited experience, she has noticed that black keepers are rare.

which once again brings me back to my frustration about the way they've done colourblind casting (i assume?) and then just gone 'wow so diverse' and made 0 changes to the storylines.

having a black goalie in the premier league isn't unheard of but it's rare. and it's so weird to have a show about premier league football with a black goalie (and a black captain. and a south asian manager!!!). to have gone 3 seasons being cutesy and 'light entertainment' without a single mention of like 'this is rare!!'...... it's so hard to connect to this show when it's so surface level and it has so much potential just like. lying there, ready for the taking.

#there's a way to not ignore the character being poc while also not subjecting them to so much racism that the show becomes depressing #you know? #it's just weird and dehumanizing for the writers and the fandom to be like: the racism you experience irl would make the show #depressing so i'm glad we don't have to deal with it on the show at all!!!!! #you know ????? #i blame my (white) mother for this whole rant bc i've been barely paying attention to the re-watch but even SHE is reacting #this also started with me being so annoyed with the way they only let moe speak to say some outrageous zinger #ted lasso #in three (?) weeks when the show ends i'll stop talking about it but in the meantime. block me or blacklist the tag ✌🏽 #my biggest tv pet peeve is when a show has massive potential and then fumbles it incredibly. so. yeah

[moecartoons]

Some people have to do better when it comes to making headcanons on things outside of their experiences and identities. You really don't have to go that far into research, but you can't just rely on a bunch of yesmen for input.

In the end you can do whatever you want, but you either have to take others voicing their opinion on it with maturity or you have to admit you never cared about those exps or identities you're incorporating into your work. Admit you only used it as fluff or clout.

Again. You can do whatever you want. I'm just personally tired of certain shitty hcs and people being careless and then being upset when people are POLITE and GENTLE in correcting them and then throw a hissy fit.

#Moe Rants. #Again. You can do whatever the fuck you want. #But so can others. #They can say whatever they want. #And before someone @s me no this doesn't include death threats. #Focus on my point Please.

[tokyossimpsonsideblog]

Small rant (TW: Mentions of Fetishes)

Sometimes I feel like one of my Simpsons OCs is being fetishized (Rhonda) on DeviantArt because of her thicker body type. Ik someone’s gonna say “Tokyo, it’s DeviantArt. Ofc they are.” And yes, I agree. But it’s still disgusting to me. Especially because I’m a literal minor (yes, I make sexual jokes, but fetishes are not okay to me at all.)

Honestly, I feel like it’s being done in silence. Nobody’s said anything or put her in a special fetish favorites stash, or privately favorited any art of her. I’m just kinda paranoid tbh

Anyways, here’s Rhonda, cuz the last few artworks/posts have been Terwilliger related

#rant post #rambles #ramblings #simpsons oc #And a lot of people on DA love her for normal things like how pretty she is and her personality and stuff #They also like that I ship her with Moe lol #But I’m still sure there’s a few people fetishizing her #Also sorry it’s not my usual silly content I just need to get this off my chest #Also a lot of the people who I assume are doing it probably aren’t following me. Which means I have to search through favorites on drawings #And I don’t have the time for that :/

[sleep-0-deprived]

They don’t love you like I do

Yandere vampire x male reader

Yandere vampire who kidnapped you and takes you to his old castle and worships you like a god and does anything to please you. Yandere vampire who buys you the finest clothes and anything you want.

Yandere vampire who makes you start to fall in love with him over time and listens to you rant and vent and always comforts you while kissing and hugging you to “help all your problems go away”

Yandere vampire who starts slowly making romantic gestures until you share them back. Yandere vampire who kills anyone who ever hurt you because you “deserve better”

Yandere vampire who fucks you for the first time in his bed while praising and worshipping your body saying like “your so perfect” while he kisses and bites you from head to toe

Yandere vampire who is obsessed with drinking your blood from your thighs and chest while watching you moan and groan in pleasure.

Yandere vampire who fucks you like there is no tomorrow while milking your prostate over and over while biting your neck and overstimulating you until it hurts to cum anymore but he continues event after your legs go numb and start shaking.

#male yandere x male reader #yancore #x male reader #x reader #yandere cw #yandere character #yandere x reader #yandere x male reader #sub male reader #x male reader smut #bottom male reader #Spotify #mlm ns/fw #gay mlm #yandere mlm #mlm thoughts #mlm nsft