#Noahgettheboat

[patricksteel]

Patrick Steel - Noah get the Boat (official Audio version), music video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_p6uKDGEMM

#original music #original song #original drawing #drawings #music #song #hiphop #rapmusic #rap song #Noahgettheboat #noah song #noah get the boat #noah #gritty #new song #official audio #Patrick Steel

[transingthoseformers]

I keep seeing this add and

I can't stop thinking about them next just shoving the toothpick in the charging port like some sort of heathen

Maybe in the aux port if they're feeling kinky that day

#Aaaand now my thoughts are impure. Where are the rule thirty-four artists that end up on r/HolUp or /NoahGetTheBoat? #suggestive #but because it's me making it weird #okay but how much would that fuck up your phone 0-10 #what if you get splinters in your phone. what then. #what message are they trying to send here with the thumbnail

[loving-n0t-heyting]

r/NoahGetTheBoat (a subreddit whose premise is: “these ragefuel stories prove God should send another flood to genocide our species”) seamlessly interlacing stories of anti-lgbt hate, homeless abuse, and violence against animals with stories decrying weirdo sex freaks, degenerate junkies, and crazy animal rights activists is a pretty vivid microcosm of the liberal approach to social issues!

[theliterarywolf]

Oh God you dug up a suppressed memory. A friend sent me a tiktok clip some time ago, and it was a school "prank" where they somehow got the mothers of a bunch of teen boys to agree to join. The teen boys go blindfolded, and they'd "kiss a cute girl", well, as you can imagine, it was the mothers. It was so creepy, because some of them really went at it, touching and all, and I mean both sides, just that, you know, the boys were blindfolded and thought it was girls their own age, not their moms.

I remember seeing that clip in a reddit compilation (it was either for r/noahgettheboat or r/iamatotalpieceofshit)

But, yeah: I don't understand how during the brainstorming phase of that event, no one put forward the idea of 'Hey, this seems like it could turn into a PR disaster so maybe we... Shouldn't'

[arson-jellyfish69]

Noah get the boat!

I was browsing r/noahgettheboat on Reddit when I came up with his personality

#original character

[lyxm-wxke-up]

24 days until 2020 is over. Start the countdown until freedom guys, gals, and good looking pals. 

#2020isalmostoverparty #bruh i can't wait #i'm so done with this year #this whole year needs to be put into r/noahgettheboat #hopefully 2021 is better

[synthetictelepathy]

#r/NoahGetTheBoat

[vixven]

I've watched enough r/noahgettheboat videos to traumatize you all for years

#r/noahgettheboat #save me #i need jesus

[antagonistchanremade]

Thank you, youtube, for reminding me that the world sees trans bodies as something so horrifying that you should literally end the world over them, what a beautiful thing to wake up to

#because that's what NoahGetTheBoat is about #it's like... talking about noah's arc #like literally saying 'this is so terrible we should literally wipe the world clean' #tw transphobia

[patricksteel]

Patrick Steel - Noah get the Boat 2 (Intro Teaser), full song here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAl4JTI85tI

#intro #teaser #music #song #noahgettheboat #noah get the boat #noah song #loosing my mind #original song #original music #music video #rap #rap song #hip hop #hiphop #hip hop song #rapper #singer

[theforestknowsmydreams]

Late Night Thoughts...

We all know r/NoahGetTheBoat, right? If you don’t, you might as well look it up. 

You’re on Tumblr, I’m sure you can stomach it.

My question is... What if Noah’s boat of incest isn’t the solution, but the problem itself? 

#tw mention of incest #don't read through NoahGetTheBoat if you think it may cause you harm in any way #also it's 6AM #scrambled brain #late night or early morning #late night thoughts

[x-e-n-0]

Family is normal Stockholm Syndrome

#*dank noahgettheboat

[godmeld-archive]

Riain has a reddit lbr

#‛|● ℛ EC┆“OUT OF CHARACTER” ⌦ ᵍᵒᵈ ʰᵃˢ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵒᵐ #‛|● ℛ EC┆“FILES” ⌦ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ #( thats it thats the hc #he does and we know it #probably subscribed to like r/cursed and r/noahgettheboat )

[thehumorbot]

So I was just scrolling through r/NoahGetTheBoat and I really needed this subreddit. To all of my fellow friends who are here for the same reason I am, here's a picture of me and my dog, Lyla. via /r/Eyebleach https://ift.tt/3BLkral

#cute #wholesome #funny #happy #reddit #animals #puppy #kitten

[shigure]

r/wellthatsucks r/murderedbywords r/awfuleverything r/noahgettheboat r/facepalm r/justiceserved r/fuckyoukaren r/trashy r/mildlyinfuriating r/quityourbullshit

something gets posted to one of these and bounces around all the others over the course of a few days hitting the front page every time. it's no wonder redditors have brainrot they're surrounded by constant negativity in the from of brief snippets of bad takes and get all their internet points from screaming about these nameless people they've never met

to say nothing of subs like justnomil that are just more finely tuned echo chambers

the entirety of reddit is a cesspool and it's had a notably negative impact on my psyche since joining

#even when i try to use it only for things i actually care about i still get makemesuffer posts recommended to me #every day. every day. i need to block it out from my life. abysmal

[not-sewell]

I think the reason N still has so much faith in humanity is because they haven’t really been on the internet that much. Yeesh.

I just came back from going through reddit, r/NoahGetTheBoat and r/TiHi, and I am just-

I want to show N and just watch them absolutely struggle with holding onto their faith in humanity. Then make it up to them by showing them the more wholesome subreddits after.

the way the preview of this ask in my notifications had me believe this was going to be an angsty ask,,,,,,,,,

but OH MY GOD i feel like such a horrible person to love this idea.

i like to think M will...make an effort to teach N tech stuff, especially in N's route because they so dreamily said they'd fight any kind of technology if it meant that the detective was on the other side. *sigh*

anyway, i so badly want N to accidentally open a tab on M's computer with some horrendous shit loaded and them just helplessly try to rationalise whatever they just saw. like an absolute...

...moment and then an incessant 'no what the hell this isn't real please oh god no what the FUCK no no no no no it is actually something very different from what i see, yes'–kinda not-so-internal monologue.

and then maybe F overhearing and taking a brain-broken N away and loading a playlist full of cute dog video compilations for N to bleach the content from M's computer out of their brain, yes please.

#oh my god N honey i'm so sorry #the wayhaven chronicles #twc #n sewell #nate sewell #nat sewell #seraphinitegames #queue