#OH and GABRIEL HOW I MISS U

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oh OH Ash supernatural my best friend my bestie Ash Supernatural how I miss you

#ash #and andy #and max #and meg #and charlie #TOOTTTTOTOTOOTOTOTOTOTOTO #OH and GABRIEL HOW I MISS U

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the unwanted guest reference compilation (revised, thank u tltblr!) (scroll down for additions)

every day i thank tamsyn muir for her planet sized brain (and the new short story). will be quoting heavily from TUG so spoilers under the cut!

woo this is a long one. (will probably miss stuff, im a non-western zoomer) 

References are in the order that they appear in TUG ->

Pal’s mask being a reference to his shattered and glued-back-together skull:

“This is PALAMEDES SEXTUS, whose mask is distinguished by being plain, of shattered wood clumsily taped or glued back together.” (page 480)

Pain (slight pain) (jk. pretty good amount of pain)

2. An Inspector Calls by JB Priestly: 

“IANTHE Oh — Inspector. How terribly good of you to call so late.” (page 483)

Ok there are so many other parallels to AIC in this story (the setting, the stage play format, overall message) and I’ve written briefly about it here

3. This better not awaken anything in me [original clip from community thank u @what3ver]

“[Ianthe gayly describing infinite strip poker with harrow] Yuck. I hope that hasn’t awakened anything in me.” (p492) 

(she’s tucking the image away in her mind palace as we speak)

4. Ace attorney (i LAUGHED)

"Palamedes slams both hands down flat on the lid of the upper coffin, then thrusts his arm out to point an accusing finger at Ianthe. PALAMEDES you're avoiding the question!” (p493) 

Insert ace attorney OBJECTION dot gif here 

5. and right after ace attorney, Monty Python:

“IANTHE No. It's a fair cop, guv'nor. But, in this instance, society really is to blame.” (p493)

Probably a reference to Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Church Police". Quote taken from tvtropes: 

Man: All right, it's a fair cop, but society's to blame. Church Policeman: Right, we'll arrest them instead.

6. Looney tunes: 

“IANTHE (Brightly) That’s all, folks! Back after the break.” (p495)

Here’s a clip of porky pig saying it bc why not: That's All Folks HD

7. Hamlet

“VOICE ‘Use every man after his desert, and who should ‘scape whipping?’” (p500)

Original quote:

“Use every man according to his desert and who should 'scape whipping? Use them after your own honor and dignity, the less they deserve ... the more merit in your bounty.”

notes: very hot of dulcie to know shakespeare

8. Haters meme (?)

does this even count as a meme at this point. Idk but i love that dulcie said it. 

“VOICE Truly, wonderful news for my haters.” (p501)

9. The bible (ofc)

“PALAMEDES (as if reciting) ‘And her body was like the chrysolite, and her face as the appearance of lighting, and her eyes as a burning lamp; and her arms, and all downward to the feet, like in appearance to glittering brass.’” (p502)

Palamedes quotes Daniel 10:6 when Dulcie reveals (?) herself to him. I'm not super familiar with the bible, but depending on dif sources from google (lol), the original quote describes either Christ or the angel Gabriel appearing to Daniel:

"And his body was like the chrysolite, and his face as the appearance of lightning, and his eyes as a burning lamp: and his arms, and all downward even to the feet, like in appearance to glittering brass: and the voice of his word like the voice of a multitude." (from the Douay-Rheims Bible)

ok finally stuff that might be a reference but I havent been able to figure out a lot has been figured out! additions from tltblr here:

p481 

> probably nothing, but any significance re pal’s calling card being the skeleton hand?  probably a reference to the skele hand harrow made him in htn (via @guyrunsbackwards)

p482

The Almond Room?? Is this anything. It seems so weirdly specific lol

 “IANTHE the master will see you in the Almond Room, sir.”

crowdsourced possibilities:

the almond room representing babs' borrowed amygdala, which is involved in processing memory, decision making, and emotional response; would make sense for the investigation/interrogation to take place here (via @confusedbyinterface)

may be a reference to the game Clue, where the individual rooms in which the mystery happens have specific names (via @the-light-of-stars);

a reference to cyanide, which smells like almonds (@the-light-of-stars, @satans-poptarts); + @winged mentioned that in a lot of early 20th century whodunnits, someone has a revelation about the real conclusion when they smell almond somewhere it shouldn't be (vs pal and ianthe having their revelations about babs' soul in the almond room)

p487

"IANTHE False things have a piquancy which the real can never match.  PALAMEDES     is that from something? IANTHE      Everything's from something.”

• ianthe is this actually from something. google yielded no straightforward results :(

p503

"IANTHE You look to me like a small boy holding a tail when he doesn’t even know where the donkey is.”

Nothing in particular just the image of tiny pal playing pin the tail on the donkey is so. He’s baby. Also he probably found a way to be very good at it via psychometry lol

@mayasaura: Under the circumstances, the donkey thing also reminded me of Buddhist parable of the blind men and the elephant, about the limits of perception in understanding the true nature of being. Or, to quote Wikipedia: "The moral of the parable is that humans have a tendency to claim absolute truth based on their limited, subjective experience" <- ianthe turbo roasting pal, love to see it

Miscellaneous / theatre techniques:

> What's up with the coffins?

@tangelotime: the coffins might be a black box theater technique, using boxes to represent certain settings rather than faithfully recreating them on the stage; @the-light-of-stars mentioned that the arrangement of the coffins depends on Pal's questions:

first he asks a philosophical question thus the arrangement in the style of a greek symposion - their style of dialogue also is in reference to Plato's work 'Symposion', as well as Ianthe offering Pal wine and the servants placing velvet cushions. The next question is about Babs' murder thus arrangement in style of a courtroom. Then a question about Gideon, the cavalier, thus arrangement in the style of a fencing ring. The last arrangement follow a question about Ianthe's motives for Corona and they are playing cards- both a classic trope symbolizing a battle of wits and a metaphor for Ianthe holding secrets (cards) that she has to reveal one by one (via @the-light-of-stars)

@transbutchbluess, @gwydionmisha also ID'd the greek symposium scene as a parody of a socratic/platonic dialogue, which "presents a discussion of moral and philosophical problems between two or more individuals illustrating the application of the Socratic method." (via wikipedia)

> continuing with the theme of theatre, @valence-positive also mentioned that the servants thumping the coffins at the same time after each question may be a theatre technique to underscore Pal's question; @winged made the connection to bells/gavels/gongs, which are often used for judgement (which occurs during the discussion of Babs' murder and Ianthe's intent/endgame.)

the coffin thumping might also be a reference to the bell toll in A Christmas Carol (via @winged again, you have a huge brain); it's also implied that Pal's visits parallel the three ghosts who visit Scrooge and induce a moral awakening:

"IANTHE Five minutes to midnight, I'd say. You can't last much longer, and we both know it. PAL You said that three visits ago." (p483)

vs the original novella by Charles Dickens (taken from sparknotes again):

“You (scrooge) will be haunted… by Three Spirits… Without their visits,” said the Ghost, “you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first tomorrow, when the bell tolls One…. “Expect the second on the next night at the same hour. The third, upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us!”

Pal makes Ianthe realise that Babs' soul has been slowly fusing with hers all along, which is similar what the third ghost does in ACC:

"The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come leads Scrooge through a sequence of mysterious scenes relating to an unnamed man's recent death...Scrooge, anxious to learn the lesson of his latest visitor, begs to know the name of the dead man. After pleading with the ghost, Scrooge finds himself in a churchyard, the spirit pointing to a grave. Scrooge looks at the headstone and is shocked to read his own name."

Finally, like other references in TUG (An Inspector Calls, Dulcie's Hamlet quote), A Christmas Carol criticises the treatment of a disadvantaged class. AIC and ACC both end with the characters faced with the morality of their actions. (intertextuality! delicious)

I also thought the thumping was similar to the synchronisation thing we see in ntn:

"[Ianthe] flounced up the dais, threw herself back into her chair—the dead bodies jerked their left hips convulsively, all in unison" (Nona the Ninth, p335)

Ok that’s it thank u for reading the whole thing ???? And thank you so much for contributing guys! Feel free to leave a reply or dm me if you have any additions <3

#the unwanted guest spoilers #the locked tomb spoilers #most revisions/additions will be further down in the post! #im surrounded by big brains here and i love it #the locked tomb meta #the unwanted guest #the locked tomb #text

[drconstellation]

Chiastic Structure of S2

The post preceding this is Chiastic Structure of S1.

S1 was neat, tidy and simple compared to S2.

S2 was...difficult. I have a feeling this is because of the missing minisodes. There felt like there were "holes" in places, where there was a strong scene with no corresponding pair, and yet in others there were single lines matching up.

You will also notice its quite...skewed? The hinging midpoint is right at the end of Ep4, which means the last two episodes mirror the preceding the four! So there are gaps. For example, the conversation in the pub in Ep2 doesn't match with anything specific.

One of the things I hoped it might shed some light on was the purpose of the trip to Edinburgh, which seems like a bit of a dead end. It does, in a way - I will discuss it a bit further below, along with some other parallels that didn't fit the structure.

A: Before the Beginning B: Aziraphale meets Crowley C: "How much trouble can I get into just for asking a few questions?"  D: "I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favourite things." E: Gabriel: "I love you, you're funny" F: Argument about helping the other G: Crowley offered Duke of Hell position H: Crowley apologizes to Aziraphale I: Hiding of Gabriel - 25 Lazurii miracle J: Shax threatens Crowley K: Jobs children are turned into geckos M: Aziraphale's Trial by Temptation N: Aziracrow see God talking to Job: AZIRAPHALE: I don't suppose he's getting any answers. O: AZIRAPHALE: That sounds, um…CRAWLEY: Lonely? P: An angel asks permission for entry to the bookshop Q: Aziraphale makes unauthorized changes to the Bentley R: CROWLEY: Oh, come on, Mr. Dalrymple, it's not brain surgery! S: BARTENDER: You'll be one of those investigative reporters, no doubt? T: Aziraphale goes back to offer assistance to Elspeth and wee Morag U: Aziraphale stalls on saving wee Morag, says he doesn't have permission V: The laudanum toast to wee Morag W: AZIRAPHALE: Will you get into trouble? X: Crowley does Operation Lovebirds - Calls tempest Y: CROWLEY: "What are we talking about now?" GABRIEL: "Who am I? What's happened to me?" Z: Crowley confronts Gabriel about Aziraphale - Its always too late AA: Shax saying to Aziraphale she heard Aziracrow were an item 90 years ago BB: Zombies kill - 1st brain eaten CC: Crowley talks Aziraphale into performing a bigger magic act DD: Aziracrow shake on deal to do more miracles if needed EE: Zombies kill - 2nd Brain Eaten FF: The Staging of the Bullet Catch GG: Aziraphale gives permission for Furfur to enter the dressing room HH: Furfur says to expect a legion to come for Crowley in the morning II: Furfur's audience with the Dark Council, is treated condescendingly 

● SHADES OF GREY  - you said "TRUST ME."

II: Shax is stopped by Demon Josh, is treated condescendingly HH: Shax wants a legion to storm the bookshop GG: Beez asks if Shax has permission to enter the bookshop FF: AZIRAPHALE: I can guarantee you it will be a night to remember! EE: Shax wants killers, 10,000 demons DD: Deal for Dr Who Annual with Mr Arnold CC: AZIRAPHALE: Maggie and Nina are depending on me BB: 70 demons and a malignant and creeping sense of unease AA: Nina asks Crowley about how long he and Aziraphale have been together Z: Crowley confronts Gabriel about Aziraphale - stops him before its too late Y: Nina: "I’m going mad" - is spoken to by all the people at the Ball X: Aziraphale does Operation Lovebirds - Maggie asks Nina to dance W: AZIRAPHALE: I think you're overestimating how much trouble we're actually in. V: SHAX:… they are toast. T-O-S-T E. Toast. Now! U: Crowley stalls Shax on attacking humans, asks if she has permission T: Crowley says he's coming back, won't leave Aziraphale on his own. S: CROWLEY: Officer, I need to report a crime. R: Aziraphale: It all looks so simple in Jane Austen… the brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell diamond robbery. Q: An unauthorized demon enters Heaven, changes P: Maggie gives permission for the demons to enter the bookshop O: MURIEL: It's a bit lonely. N: Aziraphale opens the portal to Heaven: GABRIEL: I told you you could ask. However, I am the only First-Order archangel in the room, or, you know, the Universe, so I'm not gonna answer so much. M: Gabriel's Trial K: Gabriel puts himself into the fly J: Aziraphale declares war on Hell I: Reveal of Gabriel - memories restored H: Gabriel apologizes to Beelzebub G: Aziraphale offered Supreme Archangel position F: Argument about helping the other E: The Big Damn Kiss D: "I forgive you" C: "Always asking damn fool questions, too."  B: Aziraphale leaves Crowley A: Beginning of  the End – Learn of Second Coming

Discussion on parallels that didn't fit the structure:

1. Crowley is given permission to destroy all of Job's possessions /  Gabriel refuses to give permission to destroy the Earth aka Armageddon II

There is a repeat emphasis on licenses, permits and authority throughout S2, so I really thought Crowley's permit to destroy of Job's possessions would have a match. It did, but it didn't fit the structure! If you look closely some of the other permits and authority lines do slot in. I'm planning some metas on these topics in the near future, as the use of language around these concepts is quite interesting, and there is some history to throw into the mix as well.

2. Crowley deceives the archangels with the help of an angel

This pair is a reference to Crowley and Aziraphale teaming up in the Job minisode to restore Job's children, and then Muriel aiding Crowley to sneak into Heaven. I'd just like to point out that Crowley could have gone to Heaven on his own - remember Eric went up with the hellfire in S1E6 - but he doesn't know where to go and get Gabriel's file, that is what he needs Muriel for.

3.  Popping up to Edinburgh

Ah, the trip to Edinburgh! Why? WHY!!! Why go all that way for ... nothing?

Guess what - it's a parallel sequence to Crowley popping up to Heaven.

I was going to write a companion piece to this but...my to do list is getting a bit long at the moment. Let me know if you want me to expand on it.

4. Ignoring messages

So this one started as "Nina gets txt messages from Lindsay, Mrs Sandwich says not to look at them," at the start of Ep3, then during the Ball Crowley is trying to lead the humans out of the bookshop and Shax confronts him with another bundle of mail. Crowley is succeeding in ignoring his messages from Hell, but Nina isn't.

5. Muriel and The Interrupted Tea Ceremony

In S2 it noticeable that everyone except Crowley needs permission to enter the bookshop, whereas in S1 they could just walk in. Originally I made a comment elsewhere that I thought this part matched with a sub-story to the Ball, the story of Sodom and Gomorrah and hospitality to angels, but then I came back and had another look and saw that there was a surface match - but I'm still going to do another post about the "cupperty" because it keeps getting lost in all the noise!

6. Threats and Declarations of War

Shax makes a number of threats throughout the series, to hunt Crowley down and to declare war on Aziraphale. So when Aziraphale inadvertently declares war on Hell with the halo toss, you'd think there would be a matching pair. There is, but not with a declaration of war, just a threat to Crowley. This is probably one of the weaker pairs.

7. Mysteriosity, audacity, ferocity and dangerocity

The Marvelous Mr Fell and his Mysteriosity has a pair with Shax's speech to her fellow demons about the unprecedented audacity of the attack on the bookshop, and how their lack of numbers will be made up for with their ferocity and...dangerocity. It should have fit, but it didn't.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens meta #chiastic structure

[yannisrandomstuff]

Ok ok, thus is my last ask foe the day I PROMISE

but you hurt me, HURT MY HEART POOR GABE😭

Could I get hcs for him actually being with his s/o? Without alt Gabe around, just him. Also how would he react to being called Gabe the babe? Also maybe nsfw hcs?? if your ok with it! Ok ok I'm done now, GOODNIGHT

A rainy day with you

Word count:3902

Fluff with Arch Gabe no angst I promise

Arch Gabe disguised as a human to spend time with you but he doesn't know how

He finally had the chance to talk to you face to face

He's happy :>

Spending rainy days with S/O makes him happy like REALLY HAPPY

Looked really calm but doesn't know what to say towards you or act around you since he's always behind alt gabe's shadow

It is a Saturday morning where you just woke up and had nothing to do but to read news paper and drink your coffee. You can't open your television since it is banned in the county to prevent alternate attacks. Your angel roommate isn't home too and would be back after 4 weeks since he's doing his 'angel' Business, it's just you yourself and you alone. It started raining and the sun light was gone, you frowned, one of your plans for today is go gardening to take care of your flowers but that was canceled since it started raining so now all you gotta do is clean your house so you can atleast entertain yourself. You suddenly heard a knock on your door, you didn't think it was "Gabriel" since he has your keys or he would just pop out of nowhere around your house, you then open your door and it reveals to have a man soaking wet from the rain

" I- excuse me-, may I come in?, I don't really have a place to stay for a while and I don't have a umbrella with me"

"Oh dear! Please come in! You're wet head to toe! Please sit on the chair while I get you some clean towels, please wait"

You hurriedly go to the bathroom to get some towel to help the poor man

"Here you go sir, help yourself"

"Ah thank you miss.."

"I must ask sir, what is your name so that u can know who I'm letting in my house"

"Gabriel. The names Gabriel miss"

You were taken back at his response but brush it off as normal since he have the same name as "Gabriel" Your roommate but oh well

"How about you miss?"

"Oh-! My name is Y/N, nice to meet you Gabriel!"

"Hahahaah me too, umm the floor has gotten wet I'm sorry for that and the trouble"

"Ah no it's fine really come in the table there's still a hot water left I should make you some hot coffee or chocolate what do you want?"

"A hot chocolate would be nice, you're too kind"

So then you began making him a hot chocolate to prevent him catching a cold

"Here you go"

"Thank you Y/N. May I ask you a question?"

"Oh sure!"

"Do you live alone or do you have a roommate?"

"Well I do have a roommate but he hasn't comeback yet from his work"

"Oh? I see"

He wanted to tell you and reveal all the things that you deserve to know but for some reason somethings holding him back from saying it, an alone time with you felt different it made him heart melt knowing you can see him and talk to him in a gentle way. He wondered what would happen if you know what alternate gabriel really is and his motives.

The rain had stopped and he's already nice and dry

"Oh I see that the rain had stopped miss Y/N, I must go now. Thank you again for the kindness good bye" he said happily

"Good bye sir Gabriel"

Both of you bid goodbye to each other

Closing your door and cleaning the mess

"He's really kind, but I can't help the fact that he looks like "Gabriel" so much, maybe they're Brothers??, no that can't be possible "Gabriel" is an angel while Sir Gabriel is human. I don't even know anymore I think im just hungry" You talk to yourself

He can never forget the feeling when you help him and smile warmly towards him it's like a dream come true for archangel Gabriel.

As for the nickname (*sigh* jk HAHAHAHAHA)

He would be very confused

Is there a meaning behind that nickname? Or you're just messing with him?

Poor man is confused

Though he liked it but isn't sure

" I didn't know you humans like to name people too but this one is rather confusing.."

He doesn't mind really

Either way hes happy that you gave him a nickname.

See I told ya no angst Here

Didn't include the nsfw one sorry KWKWKWK

#the mandela catalogue #the mandela catalogue x reader #toonbriel being sneaky with s/o while altbriel is not home #the mandela catalogue archangel gabriel #xreader #i have motivation left lmao #fluff #tmc toonbriel #tmc #alternate gabriel

[emo-emu64]

Sweets

Gabriel (Supernatural) x Reader request for @mo0nchan

Your eyes slowly open, adjusting to the dark room. As you blink away the heavy grasp of sleep, you scan your surroundings. A habit picked up after years of facing the disoriented confusion that comes along with being kidnapped on a hunt.

After thorough investigation you come to the conclusion that you are safe, in your room, in the bunker. You had been injured on a hunt, Sam had properly patched you up. You had been left here to rest while they finished up.

You weren't at all fond of Sam's suggestion to miss out of the rest of the hunt, but with Cas and Gabe both gone on an extensive and dangerous hunt, the only thing yo u could do to help the nearly 6 inch open wound, was rest.

As you leave your grogginess behind, you realize just how difficult it is to swallow, your mouth gone dry from t he nearly eleven hours you had been unconscious.

Before you can open the door to make your way to the kitchen, you pause. There are muffled voices coming from your previous destination. You recognize them almost immediately as two of the demons that you had just a day ago been fighting for your life against.

You can picture their faces, and you shudder at the realization that one of them is the reason you are here in the first place. Responsible for the painful gash running across your abdomen.

However, you still can't help but smirk at his next words.

"Can't wait to show that little bitch what she's in for, after the shit she pulled with that fancy fucking knife of her's."

Demons don't normally travel in large groups, which is what made this underground network of demons so fascinating. It was a black market of sorts, gathering large groups of crossroad demons into one places to act as vendors. Rather than pay copious amounts of cash, patrons traded in their souls for illegal goods and favors.

You needed a place to start, and that place just so happened to be a demon by the name of Isaiah. Despite his high-ranking in the scheme he had slipped up one too many times, allowing you to find and capture him, using your angel blades to force whatever information out of him you could.

Now you grasp that very same blade as you make your way to the kitchen.

You stand over their bloodied and lifeless bodies, gasping for breath as you hold an arm loosely over the freshly opened and once again bleeding wound.

"Honey, we're home!" The cheerful voice you know oh so well booms throughout the bunker in a sing-song voice. You make your way through the bunker hoping to find one of the angels.

You do, Castiel unpacks a small duffle-bag, looking up when he senses you pesence,

"Hi."

"You are bleeding."

'Thank you, Captain Obvious, I hadn't realized.'

Your plan to have Cas heal you before Gabriel realizes is thrown out the window as the man of the hour enters the room.

"Cas, I really hope you're not startin' up that whole talking to yourself thing again. It was hella freaky," Gabriel looks up, and is unable to finish his statement.

"Is that blood?"

You look down, "No?"

"Sweets, that is not the type of question that should be answered with another question."

"Only like, half of its mine, if that makes you feel any better."

He squeezes his eyes shut a moment and sighs, before moving towards you. In a flutter of wings you are back in your room. Gabriel worked fast, grabbing a towel to set on the bed before gently pushing you to sit.

His large hand cups your face and you are immediately filled with electrifying feeling that comes with archangel grace. Your eyes close as he heals your wounds.

"Mind telling me what the hell happened here?"

Your eyes slowly open, "Only if I get to wash this blood off first."

He sighs, placing a kiss to your forehead, "Alright, I'll start the shower."

#supernatural #archangel gabriel #castiel #dean whinchester #sam whinchester #request #x reader #spn fanfic

[sugaroto]

Hazbin hotel x ouk crossover

I haven't thought this much, I just thought how some characters exist in both but my only example is Saint Peter

Ok wait, imagine Menippos, dying, and going to hell and he goes to the hotel to go to heaven-

Wait would that work? Gabriel kicked him out lots of times cause he's not a Christian

Well anyway maybe he went cause the rent is free(?) According to Angel at the pilot at least

Hermes and Charon went cause they missed their vacation boat and well its a hotel so it looks like vacation

Charon: this reminds me of home 🥰

Hermes: This shithole is nothing like the underworld

Ch: What would you know you didn't live there

H: oh yeah? Who was bringing the souls daily huh?! Χαραμισα τα νιάτα μου να πηγαίνοερχομαι σε αυτό το αχουρι

... Also he is the kind of person to try to make money out of some shady business so he could become an overlord by bullshiting around and getting souls

And then Charon ruins it stupidly

Oh also he probably goes on a journey to find his soul

BUT before that Alastor tries to make a deal with him for whatever reason not knowing Charon doesn't have a soul, so now whatever the deal was Charon wins and Alastor gets nothing in return

Maybe Charon, sad, tries to copy Hermes and buy some souls as well, "I don't even have a soul, why does he gets to have 25?" But he's pretty pathetic so no one want to sell their souls to him

Also, I feel like Cherri is his type, maybe he tries to flirt with her and she laughs at him

He then tries to take her soul (hey cherri would you give me your soul? I don't have one😭😭😭) but Cherri is smarter than him and he's desperate so it's like a deal that benefits Cherri like, bring me breakfast in bed and do whatever I say and when I want you give me my soul back and Charon is like ok

YAY I HAVE A SOUL GUYS GUESS WHAT I HAVE A SOUL I HAVE A SOUL

The guys call him stupid

Vaggie absolutely hates Menippos

At the start Nifty thinks the dark ripper is a bad guy and tries to get with him

She kicks him when she realizes he isn't

"Ouch! Why did I say ouch I dont feel pain" (he doesn't have muscles or something idk what he needs to feel pain)

It takes a moment for nifty to realize the bad guy is Hermes cause he looks good with his godly appearance or something

Menippos realized Angel dust is a porn star and tries to flirt with him thinking he's a girl and then starts questioning his sexuality when he realizes he's a guy

Hermes fancies Alastor cause he looks like a goat

When they realize what the hotel really is about and whats going on with heaven and hell one of them implies to bother Gabriel about it

And they text him on those I-gios(or what they were called) phones "can u let ppl in hvn??"

And he comes down cause that's how the phones work like "What the-... I mean, what does that mean?"

"ALSO WHY ARE YOU STILL BOTHERING ME HES DEAD AND YOURE STILL BOTHERING ME😭😭"

Gabriel didn't know about the extermination cause hes from a different universe and there's lot of paperwork so he's not sure how to get sinners into heaven but the more the better

This was not actually supposed to be a whole post, I just wanted to throw the peters in here yell crossover and leave, I suddenly had inspiration

#this was fun #hazbin hotel #ουκ αν λαβοις πάρα του μη έχοντος #Hermes #charon #Menippos #angel dust #alastor #nifty #vaggie #saint peter hazbin hotel #cherri bomb #sugarenia talks

[jennagrinsoverml]

⛽️👶🏻🥰🍭✏️

⛽️ Name a fic that you got energy from after reading.

I’m not entirely sure what this means, tbh. Maybe a funny fic like œuf ouch owie since I tend to get energy from laughing?

👶🏻 First fic you remember reading?

Answered here.

🥰 Your comfort fics that you can re-read several times and still love them?

Oh gosh. So many. I download all of my favourite fics as epub files onto my ipad and, especially when I'm tired and don't have the energy for something new, I'll just go through and read the same fics over and over and over again.

By no means an exhaustive list, but all of the fics off my Must Reads rec list, A Secret Worth Keeping, The Prescription and Super Fan by @gabriel-agreste-has-no-rights, Operation: Bisou and most of @ghostlyhamburger's smutty one-shots, i think it’s time i told you (i’m a fan of your universe), tell me what you want so we can do just what you like and the Hey there, hot stuff~ series by @clairelutra, Bad Week by @ominousunflower, Banter series, Stars series, A Cat of Their Own, Bet, Jealousy, Enthusiasm and The Open Line by @sariahsue, A Nice Matching Set by @bridgetinerabbit, The Pole Kit and Kaboodle by @chatonne-rousse,  rumour has it by @settledownsummer, twists and turns and your lips are meant to be kissed by @zimtlein, (Emergency) Boyfriend by @nomolosk, Maintaining a Professional Distance and Off the Mark by @buggachat, pretty lady, look at how he's smiling, our hands would not be taught to hold another's (literally just reread this Thursday night for the umptieth time) and Me, My Best Friend, and Her Cat by @ladyofthenoodle, and of course after reading that last one I have to read the sequel, A Miraculous Reveal: Locked in a Closet by you (and of course all your reveals but I linked those already in the Must Reads post) and The Five Minute Adventures of Snake Noir.

Also my own stuff because it's all written exactly to my tastes lol

Favorite fic trope?

M U T U A L P I N I N G ! ! !

I go absolutely wild for two people being absolutely stupid in love with each other and thinking their feelings are unrequited and pining away. Far and away my favourite trope! (Honourable mentions go to fake dating and identity reveals.)

✏️ Ever gotten inspired to write your own fic after reading someone elses?

Experimental Kisses by @komorebirei. Basically Ladybug agrees to kiss Chat because it's not fair that he doesn't remember his first kiss. She sets some ground rules including that it doesn't change anything or mean anything. Except that after she experiences "what it feels like to be kissed by someone who loves you with all of their being" well....it affects her.

There's some fantastic flirting and banter, and then Ladybug leaves and the fic ends. And it's wonderful! But I'm obsessed with what happens next.

In my head, that kiss keeps her up at night for weeks until she finally caves and asks for more. I just love her not being able to stop thinking about it. And it driving her absolutely crazy. Because she wants to kiss him again.

But she can't, obviously. Of COURSE she's not going to kiss Chat again. But she wants to.

It's all she can think about. She's distracted in class, distracted out with her friends (she was so distracted she even missed Adrien greeting her once! Alya thought she was sick)

But the worst is when there's an akuma attack or they have patrol because Chat is RIGHT THERE and she knows how easy it would be to kiss him again and she wonders if it would be as good as she remembers or if she's built it up to something bigger than it was in her mind

And then one night she lets something slip, maybe asks Chat if he's kissed a lot of girls before or something like that. And he catches on right away: "you're still thinking about it!" Excited. Hopeful.

And she tells him to shut up but her cheeks are on fire.

And then he's like "we could kiss again, you know. If you want."

And she should say no, right? This is a terrible idea. She never should have said yes the first time.

But.... she can't stop thinking about it. Maybe one more kiss will help her finally put this out of her head.

She agrees.

And he kisses her again, gently but insistently like before, but this time SHE KISSES HIM BACK.

And it's EVEN BETTER.

And then I'm imagining like weeks of ladynoir makeouts...and that was as far as I got!

I've also got a partially written fic playing in @buggachat's Bakery Enemies AU, but giving Adrien's POV.

(For the Fic Readers Ask Game)

#my thoughts #ml fic recs #jennarecsml #jennawrites #ask games

[prettyinpurplelights]

care part 6 sneak peek bc i feel so bad (this is the first few hundred words and i’ll probably rework it once i come to edit the whole chapter but yeah, i promise it’s coming ☹️🫶🏿)

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It had been several weeks since you’d seen or spoken to Kylian, having lost count after the third week or so, when Mia had gotten so sick of him calling her to reach you because you’d blocked him on everything, she’d threatened him with something you wish you hadn’t heard because it definitely would’ve made you an accessory should she have followed through on her words. It had worked though, because you didn’t hear from him again thereafter. Especially a few days following that, when you had been absent-mindedly listening to a popular music station on the small cream and grey retro looking radio Mia had forced you to purchase because it was “oh so very Parisian don’t you think?”. She had been sitting on the island in the middle of the kitchen, feeding Elliot strawberries while you had been stuck with the job of cooking dinner for the three of you. You didn’t even realise the station had stopped playing music to give their usual 8pm news update until you heard his name.

“And in sports and entertainment news, Kylian Mbappé was spotted for the first time since his injury last week, hand in hand with his on and off beau Renee Gabriel entering a restaurant an hour ago. The couple were all smiles, looking very cosy while seated. Fans have taken to the internet to gush over their favourite supermodel and football superstar duo, happy to see the two of them in public together after several weeks of the stars not being seen together, raising speculations as to whether they may have broken up. Now for the weather with Nicolas…”

Your ears felt like they had been filled with water at this point, the voice of the radio presenter fading out into nothingness after confirming your worst suspicions, bringing up feelings and memories from that wretched morning you’d tried to bury away with the hectic environment of your workplace, sleep and ice-cream. Despite your best efforts to move on, there had been times however, more often than you’d like to admit, deep into the night when you’d feel the pillow that was pressing into your cheek gradually get damp, not even knowing when you had started crying. Moments when you were missing him so much, it felt like you were never going to get past this slump, that the fake smiles and convincing facade would eventually crumble and fall, leaving everyone to see how broken and empty you were truly feeling without him.

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pt 6 is deffo going to be a little rollercoaster ride it won’t be smooth at all so brace yourselves hehe i love u all sm and thanks for sticking with me mwah! <3

#pt 6 is coming promise #it’s gonna be a storm tho #sorry in advance #ilyyyy

[transmasc-wizard]

Song of the year?

Movie of the year?

Best month for you this year?

What’re you excited about for next year?If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?

Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one

:]]

song:

its not like my top song on Spotify (my spotify stats are whack i switched to it in september) but it is something I listened to on a weekly to daily basis depending on the month of the year and. oh boy. it sure is a song

movie:

scream (1996) I watched it like 5 times

best month:

uhmmmm. I'm gonna say March. started dating my partner + went to see a production of Rent that changed my brain + just generally felt better bc it was so much better than how shit February was

excited:

im excited for drama class and English class!! i don't have them till next semester and I miss them

message:

the people u care about are gonna stay. for at least another year. and you're not gonna know why but they will and they'll mean way more to you than they even already do

characters:

yes!! one of them is Gabriel, my religiously traumatized transgender lad who realizes he's a linchpin in the coming apocalypse and copes with finding beauty in tragedy :]

#ask game #me #asks #funky!

[ultrakart]

Seeing double

I’ve seen some out of context screenshots of this episode. VERY interested in what that’s all about...

-Ooooh so THIS is the episode where we get Marinette’s running outfit!

-A big step up from that instagram post from ages ago where she is on a run with Kagami and she’s just in her pajamas lol

-COSPLAY BUG COSPLAY BUG HELLO IVE BEEN VERY CURIOUS ABOUT U

-Shoutout to @overworkedunderwhelmed​ for dubbing this girl as Dopplebug lol

-Ohhh Marinette knows her!

-I was expecting them to be total strangers

-Of course cosplay girl just so happens to be a classmate

-Ruh roh, THIS conversation is gonna go over well

-Ohhhh so Marinette and Socqueline have known each other for like... years

-I HAVE to know the full backstory to this

-Is Socqueline also have Chinese? This shop

-Is this your family shop

-IS THAT A BANANA OUTFIT YOU CAN PUT ON ADRIEN

-IF I HAD ONE OF THESE RINGS I WOULD TOTALLY USE THAT EXCLUSIVELY

-Bruh the Jurassic Park lady from earlier is back

-Random animal dna go BRRRRRR

-So......... the alliance ring tracks literally your every move...

-Recording TWENTY FOUR SEVENNNNNNNNNN

-And Marinette had it on when transforming

-This gon be gooood

-Oh and we get to see a different section of Paris in this episode! Neat!

-CGI EMILIE AGRESTE????

-Noooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ://///////

-OH OOP. Now that’s really clever of Gabriel! Alerts for when someone with a ring moves around like a superhero

-It was Tomoe’s idea wasn’t it

-Gabriel you ain’t THAT slick lol

-Ooooh

-Her name is Socqueline Wang!

-That’s like... the third person named Wang in this show

-Wang Fu, Wang Cheng, and now Socqueline Wang

-ok?

-Lol using voyage to expedite shipping that akuma

-Darker Owl

-OK

-Yo Adrien still playing on his gamecube

-He even got a wavebird controller

-Lol Plagg really hates the alliance ring

-OH OOP DEFEATING THE AKUMA IS JUST A VISION ISNT IT

-I see that pink shoujo filter

-But whose fantasy is this

-WHOSE PERSPECTIVE ARE WE WATCHING

-Lol wedding scene

-Hang on lemme just hit the print screen button so hard that it breaks

HELLO. MIRACULOUS WORLD CHARACTERS MAKING A CAMEO IN THE MAIN SHOW. HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Like a couple weeks ago I was searching the #fei wu tag and I found a post marked as a spoiler and I was like wut??? She shows up in season 5?????

THIS must be the reason why!

So happy to see muh gurl show up in the main show. If even as a vision. Definitive proof that the specials ARE canon. 😊😊😊😊😊

Anyway let’s resume the episode shall we.

-Aaaaaaaaand they’ve woken up from the Matrix lol

-OH. CHAT NOIR. PISSED BEYOND ALL BELIEF

-BROOOOOOOO

-Ohhhh nooooooo even getting rid of the akuma no longer feels victorious

-Because they’ve made no progress. The kwamis are still missing

-OH OOP MARINETTE GOT A RING

-But she already knows how dangerous it is for that thing to track her every second of every day o_o

-POST END CARD SCENE?

-They are in DA NILE

That episode was a RIDE. Like?? I remember ages ago saying that it would be super cool to see some sort of Ladynoir shared dream where they both exist in the same dream world together and???? IT HAPPENED?????

And we have a CANON Marinette lookalike character. She’s cute! And she really just wants to be as helpful as possible but her way of helping is super dangerous. Girl I love your energy but plz be careful!!

Also also also also also also MIRACULOU WORLD. MAH GURL FEI MADE AN APPEARANCE (...not physically but anyway) IN THE MAIN SHOW.

This episode really did have everything a girl could ever ask for. Good stuff, good stuff.

Can’t wait for the rest of the season to obliterate me.

#ml #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #ml season 5 #kart reacts #jubilation

[oumaheroes]

So i went to reread the three other oneshots you tagged in your recent of Gabriel leaving Arthur and Francis home but it doesn't make much sense

In the one of them at the party, at/towards the end you mention Alfred being caught by Antonio having "a lot of fun' meaning he was caught doing something naughty 👀

And then you mention Matthew hiding the good wine from Alfred, meaning they're AT LEAST 18 years old to be at this party, drinking and going into lewd acts with others.

But in the Marriage Counseling AU, they're both kiddos being told "your dad and i got into a fight" and how kids can tell that something is going on between their parents

Also.... Uhhh, just my own opinion about what Arthur's feelings... Uhhh

Is it Wrong that I really want Francis and Arthur to divorce?

I'm not sure what Arthur did that was bad aside from missing out on couples therapy, and him mentioning to Gilbert at the bar that he ALMOST fucked up, but catching or finding out your husband fucked some other person isn't something you can simply move on from, and if Arthur isn't ready to forgive or forget, and if he doesn't want to at all then thats a valid response from him. Lord knows i wouldn't but i guess he just loves Francis so much that he's willing to stay with him still, or maybe he's doing it for the kids like he tells Gilbert .

I'm also assuming maybe it's Antonio that Francis slept with, since they mention their absence when it's him and Gil at the bar drinking , like he had something to do with it.

Not sure, but yes, the whole au seems a little confusing now

Oh Anon, you speak such truths!

TLDR:

The Couples' Therapy AU exists in scattered parts and, as each part was written so far away from the parts before, the story has changed from the original design (where Al and Matt are Arthur and Francis' adult friends) to what they are in the next three installments- their children.

I've never revealed (aside to NeedCake hehe) what the storyline actually is, or what Arthur and Francis are actually fighting about or have done to each other. This is a secret for now and the stories posted are little flashes into it!

Rather than go back and edit the first part to fit, I'd rather write the whole thing out officially and prettily ;u; Thank you for your patience with me! I'm sorry things are a little confusing

Okay, long detail under the cut:

The Couples' Therapy AU originally started out with this. I had a vague idea of what I wanted but it was only going to give context to the -this was never meant to be anything more than a one shot! Arthur and Fran were a newly married couple sorting out some jealousy issues, Al and Matt are there but aren't related to them, and it was all going to be fine and dandy

And then Whumptober happened

Whumptober did things to me, Anon. I saw Day 2's prompt and the whole AU came back to me with a bang but this time, in my Whumptober fuled mania, it came back evil

From this point I fleshed the entire story out, each character's involvement, and then let it simmer. In this fic, listed as part three of Couples' Therapy, I kept the core idea of jealousy issues but redesigned the whole structure- Fran and Art are now a family, they've been married for years, but over those years cracks have begun to show and someone from Arthur's past comes along and inadvertently, innocently, steps on some fragile ground and breaks the whole things apart

The second listed part of Couples' Therapy then, written near the end of Whumptober, is the direct aftermath. What has happened has happened, everyone's hurt and split by it all, and we get a glimpse into what really went down

As for the truth of what happened, you'll have to wait and see. I've been waiting for the motivation to sit down and write the thing from the start but cake's birthday gift makes part number 4, which is chronologically the second story in teh timeline of events. It's about to kick off and we just need to watch it happen

'Is it Wrong that I really want Francis and Arthur to divorce?'

No it is not, they have done terrible things to each other

#heroes answers #couples therapy au

[aleniksimmer]

Evolution spoilers

I’m finally watching evolution and omg the new intro??? Love the ending Ladynoir energy so much

“It’s me and you”...you forgot “against the world, mylady”.......

Poor little terrified kwamiisss :(((

And Gabriel looks as ridiculous as ever..but I’m not surprised

Sass always the voice of reason, my beloved

Ohhh f u Gabriel, you DON’T treat kwamis like this, stupid man

Slaves, slaves??? You gianormus piece of bs

I just see ONE stupid creature, and it’s none of the kwamis..hope you choke with all those necklaces, Gabe

This man really CAN’T think, almost waiting for him to summon mr pigeon back

Nathalie, you really ruined yourself for this idiot

HE IS UGLYYYYYYY WTF GABRIEEEELLL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS HAHAHAHAHA

ehm...WHAT. IS. HAPPENING

Bunnyx thanks god, I’m so happy to see you

You REALLY wanted to go back to your stupidest plan??? REALLY?? 

Btw, he sounds like a f creep

wait..he has purple eyes...he’s basically a purple crayon

shouldn’t surprise me he talks to himself considering he’s been doing monologues in his liar since s1

Bunnix, please don’t explain him how it works

Volpina really didn’t teach you anything (sorry I’m so salty but I hate Gabriel righ now)

BUNNYYYYYYYYYXXX NOOOOOOOOO

Awwwwwwww I LOVE them *-*

Hellow gorgeous!

Is she falling for him? :333

Awwwww their first kiss

Hasn’t he already use Pollen? I’m confusion

Quick, take all the miraculous and save the kwamis

Oh fuuuuuck not nowwww

Nathalie the kwamis nanny, I like it xD

Master Fu..I really missed you T-T wait, so he knew all along before they were even born??? That’s why he stayed in Paris???? Did he remember them????

That’s bittersweet Alix

Wait...her dad knows everything??

The dog is the one who has more single owners??

Awww I’m crying

Confused more than ever but it’s a trust the process moment

Nathalie looks so worried it’s not fair :(

Apparently Nathalie is the one of the duo who can think, Gabriel........

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GABE YOU ARE NOT BLONDE?????? GABE???????????

Fucking proposing with a broken miraculous?????

You don’t want LB to destroy your “future” but you want to destroy it yourself with your own two hands...self made man, got it

YOU JUST HAVE TO LEAVE THE FUCKING PENDRIVE THERE GABRIEL WTF YOU ALREADY HAD IT IN THE RIGHT TIMELINE GAAABEEEEEEE WHY I FEEL BAD FOR HIM NOW

I KNEW we were going to have teen bunnix, I knew it (but I didn’t count for the trillions of transformations in between c_c)

No Gabe, you are totally wrong, but shouldn’t have the lucky charm brought it to his timeline?????? Mom come pick me up, I’m scared

Thanks god, bunnix

She has to forgive you for what exactly? Leaving her in a coma in a glass coffin and neglecting your son or destroyng and terrorizing the f world???

Tell him, Queen!! Tell him!!!!!!!!

GO QUEEEEN!!!! Don’t die now please.

Lila, stay the fuck away.

#delete later #no sim #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #ml spoiler #mlb spoiler #mlb spoilers #miraculous spoiler #miraculous spoilers #miraculous season 5 #ml season 5 #mlb season 5 #miraculous evolution #ml evolution #mlb evolution #long post

[robotpanties]

Yeah!! Just thinking of them doing normal human shit,,, snuggling up into covers and being able to feel the soft bedsheets, being able to feel the details of their work (Yo ferryman what are you doing to the statue of Gabriel you made-), feel their throat vibrating as they hum.

The worst part (for them) would probably be the fresh flood of Gabriel fantasies.

aw hehe.. when you think abt how something might feel once they have flesh again after a long time of lacking it, its kind of interesting to think harder abt what you yourself would miss abt having flesh if u were them.... little things you might forget abt... esp the vibrations of humming that i truly love

also. yeah that WOULD be the worst for em bc its the 'oh i have flesh now. flesh that i want to indulge in.' and yknow. Gabriel thoughts never go away that man has a grip on that dude

however. would be the best part for me i would want to watch,

#.txt #ferryman just like me fr. thinking abt gabriel. forever #ask

[good-enemy]

Hey!! This is your Maisie Peters Secret Santa 🎉🎄🎅 I'm so excited to get to know you better this month. Oh boy I have so many questions - how did you find out about Maisie? And how feral do you consider yourself compared to her? I saw you were a bookworm. What are some of your favorite books lately? Gabrielle Aplin has been one of my favorite music artists for awhile. Which of her songs speak to you the most? For me dear happy the album broke me then healed me during the panini

Hiii!! Omg this is so exciting

Hmm I can't remember how I found out about maisie actually, I remember I heard John Hughes movie on a Spotify ad & thought it slapped but I don't think I deliberately listened to her until ysuft dropped bc everyone on discord was raving about it, lol

Oh I am infinitely more chill than maisie definitely. Like I understand her sort of in theory but in practice I just don't have that kind of energy 🤣🤣 cba telling the whole of America, ygm?

Ooh well lately I've been trying to read TLOTR but I can't really get into it rip, im also back on my Sherlock holmes bullshit 🤣 but my fav book series of all time is the school for good and evil <3 i still haven't had time to watch the movie tho :((

GABBYYYYY 🧡💕💞❤💙💕💛💕💚❤💙💗💙 okay so . I was worried i wouldn't like phosphorescent bc i wasn't vibing much with skylight or call me but then don't know what i want, never be the same and don't say dropped + let me tell u i am OBSESSED but other than phosphorescent songs, what did you do has always been one of my favourite favourite songs in the world and my mistake also has a special place in my heart <3 whole dear happy era was a trip tbh, she literally got it in there JUST in time 😭 I went to the dear happy tour literally like less than 2 weeks before the UK went into lockdown so that was a relief 😅 my best friend missed her though bc i think she was seeing her in April? and she was so upset :< hopefully the phosphorescent tour goes smoothly 🤞 I think I listened to dear happy pretty much every day of 2020 but order has been restored to the universe and light up the dark is back to being my favourite 💕

#MPN secret santa #magicasklin #i didnt rlly know how to end that djdhsj #tysm secret santa <3!

[tommyspeakycap]

little robbo dating gabriel martinelli - insta files

you and gabi have a surprise for the world

i don’t own any of the photos. all were found in pinterest - so credit goes to original owners

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yourinstagram andy’s princess’ baking day 👑

trentarnold How do you feel about not being his main princess now?

↳ yourinstagram that’s literally not true trent WHY are you lying

↳ andyrobertson94 I love both my girls equally trent!

yourinstagram ps baby aria misses baking with u gabriel.martinelli come back from international duty already 😩😩

↳ gabriel.martinelli Be home soon ❤️

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yourinstagram in a little chalet in brazil, we discovered we have a perfect little bean growing into our lives 🤍 we are young, inexperienced and terrified but we are so ready and so happy to have this gift in our lives. we cannot wait to welcome our little beautiful scottish-brazillian bean. little bean, you are already so, so loved by me and your dada. gabriel.martinelli 🤍

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perrieedwards OH MY DAYS!!!!!!! I’m seriously so happy for you guys!!!! Cant wait for your little bean to be besties with ours❤️❤️❤️

granitxhaka Congratulations kids!

andyrobertson94 Heart attack aside - very happy for you two!!

↳ yourinstagram love u my best friend

arsenal Congratulations!!! New arsenal baby incoming!

kierantierney Already bought them my kit!

↳ esr not funny they’ll have mine first

↳ bukayosaka Not a CHANCE

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gabriel.martinelli Not what we expected, but everything we could ever have wanted ❤️

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yourinstagram holidays over, back to london and back to reality :( what a fanatic time we had in brazil resting, recuperating and growing little bean🤍 getting more excited by the day to meet them <333

gabriel.martinelli 😻😻😻😻 Você é linda minha vida

perrieedwards You are absolutely unreal girl!!!

↳ yourinstagram thank you queen 💞ilysm

leonita.x You are stunning (y/n)❤️❤️What a woman!

↳ yourinstagram as are you hot mama!!

sophiaaemelia Oooooofffff milf!!!!!!

↳ yourinstagram ily my bestie!!

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andyrobertson94 Little sisters all grown up 🥺 And yes she’s absolutely desperate to get this baby out🤣🤣

jhenderson Send her round, the mrs has the pineapple and curry’s at the ready 🤣

↳ andyrobertson94 I’ll let her know

↳ yourinstagram i am literally on my way rolling rn

jamesmilner Hope she’s earthside soon yourinstagram, we have a tens machine if you need ❤️

↳ yourinstagram thank u jimmy ily

johnmcginn Looks comfy

↳ yourinstagram it’s not.

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gabriel.martinelli Baby girl Martinelli is here - 24/3/22. We are so happy to have her here, she is doing very well. (y/n) is still poorly, so she’ll get to all of the congrats messages in time, but she is healing well. She should be home with us soon, me and baby cannot wait to be a together as a family

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ben_white6 So happy for you mate ❤️Congratulations

aaronramsdale Congratulations mate!!!

kierantierney Congrats bro ❤️

andyrobertson94 ❤️❤️❤️

_gabrielmagalhaes Congratulations irmão

esr Congratulations brother!!

bukayosaka Congrats my man❤️❤️

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yourinstagram Hello instagram! Childbirth didn’t treat me the way i had hoped/expected :( had quite a lot of bleeding and wasn’t conscious for a few days but i’m certainly on the mend now so i want to introduce you to our beautiful little brand new baby girl! Alana Gabriela Martinelli🤍 life with you is already ever so perfect.

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gabriel.martinelli Beautiful, perfect, god’s gracious gift of strength🤍 Truly blesses to have my girls.

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yourinstagram we are so lucky to have you gabi❤️

↳ gabriel.martinelli i love you, minha vida

andyrobertson94 Beautiful picture mate❤️ So happy my little sister found you

↳ yourinstagram awwwwwww you’ve gone SOFT

↳ johnmcginn He always has been for you🤣

aaronramsdale Bring them both to all our games, they’re some good luck charm those two!

↳ gabriel.martinelli Will do!

perrieedwards Oh my god gabi those two are gorgeous i can’t cope

↳ gabriel.martinelli They very much are ❤️

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yourinstagram alana is as obsessed with her dada as he is with her🤍 i’m dying from cuteness overload rn

gabigoalsarsenalfan I’m dying this little fam is so adorable i love you guys!!!!!

andyrobertson94 You used to follow dad around like this constant

↳ yourinstagram and now aria follows u around like this i’m crying again 😭

gabriel.martinelli In love ❤️❤️

jhenderson ❤️❤️

bukayosaka Bring her to training gabi PLEASE

↳ esr i agree

↳ granitxhaka Me too

↳ kierantierney Me three

↳ ben_white6 Me four

↳ yourinstagram i’ll bring her by tomorrow x

#gabriel martinelli x reader #gabriel martinelli imagines #gabriel martinelli imagine #gabriel martinelli insta files #football fics #footballer fics #footie fics #football imagines #footballer imagines #insta file imagines

[aerequets]

hello I am obsessed with you and your mind, and I must ask you for recommendations of miraculous comics/fanfics/artist/etc because I trust your opinions and I am in love with you okay thanks

the way this made me laugh SDKLHSLHFW if i was not on my computer right now i would spam with the sparkly eye emoji (pleading emoji? idk what its called but its like O_O but less. creepy. okay im done)

i made this mini rec list a short while ago for some of my favorite fics off the top of my head. i would dig through my bookmarks on ao3, except i made it really recently and i only have like 7. rip

as for fancomics:

@hamsternamedmarinette invented comedy. literally so funny like.... how does her brain work? if you want a good laugh (like a full on belly laugh, wheezing laugh, painful laugh) this is the blog. every comic is just whiplash in the best way

@anna-scribbles draws them so soft???? AGAIN if i could use emojis YOU KNOW THE EMOJI IM TALKING ABOUT.... LIKE THE o_o CUTE ONE? her art is the personification of that. and its also so funny and the punchline always hits just righttt

@zoe-oneesama i think pretty much everyone knows about her Scarlet Lady AU, but just in case you don’t, it’s a reimagining of the show where chloe steals the ladybug miraculous from marinette and becomes a superpowered pain in the butt. it’s,,, so well done and really funny and lots of things that bother me from the show bother the author too so she fixes them LMAO 

@buggachat again, i think everyone knows about this blog but just. top tier comedy. such funniness. but also hella angst sometimes. they’ve got a baker enemies AU going on rn and its DELICIOUS. basically hawkmoth has been defeated, everyone knows it was gabriel agreste, and adrien (who was chat noir, but never revealed his identity to mari/LB) is suspected by everyone and ostracized :( this “everyone” is namely MARINETTE who thinks he’s after her bc he found out she’s the guardian and. it is a lot so i won’t try to explain it all but hopefully that gives you the gist of it LOL

@carpisuns was debating whether to put this blog under fancomics or fanart BECAUSE SHE DOES BOTH AND SHE DOES BOTH AT THE SAME TIME AND SHE DOES THEM SO WELL !!!! FULLY COLORED COMICS? SONG LYRIC COMICS?? AND THE FEELS.... the feels hit you hard here. but the fluffy feels too so dw

now FANART

@rosekasa CUTE. SO CUTE. LIKE U JUST WANNA KISS THE ARTS LIKE MWAH they’re so cUUUUTEEEEE her style is like a marshmallow, it’s so fluffy and sweet and. its just so cute oh my god i have no other vocabulary for it 

@jjuuppiter artwork? ON POINT. aus? ON POINT. ANIMATIONS? SO ON POINT !!!!! THE ANIMATIONS BLOW ME AWAY you might have seen one where it was like an anime opening as miraculous? like i didnt know the anime but i cant tell you how many times i’ve rewatched that animation BECAUSE IT IS JUST SO COOL. i love it sm its crazy good

@lc-holy this is another one of the fancomic/fanart crosses because ALL HER COMICS ARE COLORED AND SO BEAUTIFUL... i put carpisuns in comics so im putting this blog under fanart, that is the only reason LOL but PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT the work she puts into the comics is amazing and you can just see it ....... so good. such good food

@picayunearts  (for some reason tumblr wasnt linking this blog so i manually did it and hopefully i did not mess it up) literally jaw dropping. their use of colors and mood setting is GORGEOUS and as a chicken-scratch artist who never colors i am so envious LMAO. it’s just like... u can just stare it at for at least six minutes straight. at least i did 

now for headcanons and stuff (there’s only 2 but i had to mention them)

@gale-gentlepenguin amazing AUs, amazing headcanons, you get the whole package, angst, comedy, fluff, NAME IT. (also amazing april fools jokes LOL)

@sariahsue lots of incorrect quotes!!! was lowkey stalking the blog to see if i could draw any LMAOOO (i think they write fics too, and im pretty sure i have read them before i had an ao3, but because im 99.9% sure and not 100% this is not under fics) 

okay this got super long and i just KNOW im missing so many blogs. these are the ones i could think of off the top of my head while im in english class (oops). i will definitely add on more when i remember them, but theres just so much TALENT IN THIS FANDOM this post could be miles long and still not include everyone