#PJ The Wizard

[hawnks]

I have to become howl pendragon. This will fix me.

#movie howl not book howl #for obvious reasons #as soon as I can get a pair of tapered trousers that FIT my hips I will just go around looking like him #I’ve decided to lean into my desired aesthetic #I have a lot of business casual clothes (like. all of my clothes that aren’t pjs are business casual) #I love a button down. but I need to go further. #I need to have 1000000 rings #and sexy little wizard heels #and I need my home to look exactly like his #I had to get rid of all my big huge antique stuff when I moved but I want it BACK #this is my vision thank u #anyway if u made it this far kissing u 1000000 times #mwah mwah mwah mwah—

[uniformbravo]

idk if anyone ever mentioned this here but zack tweeted this a couple weeks ago regarding ch8 and i am Afraid

#paranatural #pnat #pn blogging #so obvs we got max visiting the doctor abt his arm #that emoji did NOT fuckign prepare me for the doctor to be davy tho jgodnfjgmg ig theres no appropriate emoji for that freak #then isaac w doorman & king catnine?? idk if all 3 of those emojis are relevant to each other or if theyre broken up into different scenes #then the yarn + grandma im p sure is the vice principal/witch #turtle is obvs flipflop and karate gi is master guerra #i assume the boxing glove is related to them as well so like. isabel scene #then we got dr bigfoot and uh. a fish. and a wizard;;; #cult shit??????? i have no fucken idea #and then skull + vampire someone gets turned into a vampire???? OR the skull could just be referring to the death cult in general #the vampire could be related to either the skull or the other two emojis to the right #which i assume are the pk the doctopus and pj...? or any other ghost ig but. if its those 2 specifically it could be a max scene #and pj specifically would connect to the vampire bc of Theories #then some shit at the lakeside like. is that emoji meant to represent mayview's two hills Specifically or is it just. Sunset #or sunRISE i think that emoji is specifically sunrise but maybe zack picked it bc of the hills?????? #OR MAYBE TIME OF DAY DOESNT MATTER AT ALL AND IT'S JUST MEANT TO BE MAYVIEW IN GENERAL AAAAAHHHHH #also why is there such a long pause between everything and the last two emojis WHAT does that mean #honestly wizard emoji could be uhhh mousey death cultist fortune teller maybe. or even some kinda Leader #or it's just to refer to them (cultists?) doing magic At All and not necessarily a particular character #i am making no sense MY MEMORY HAS GOTTEN FUZZY....... i need to reread ch 6 & 7 smh #ANYWAY PLS ADD ON IF YALL HAVE MORE INSIGHTS/THEORIES..... this is all i can glean u___u

[eggs-love-loki]

I am not comfortable with the implication that the humanoid manifestation of a vengeful wisp spirit sent me on a fetch quest to get her 107 malevolent buddies to bring together in the form of a Spiritomb as her last act of “mischief” on the mortal plane

#no fr wtf is up with Vessa #why does either Spiritomb or a piece of Spiritomb not only have enough of a human concious to communicate with me #but also have enough power to manifest a human form in both day and night time 24/7 until I’m done collecting her buddies #did she scatter them or did the wizard that cursed her scatter them? #she says something about a magic guy right why are there magic guys turning little girls into wisps #like she does not do any bad at all other than make me interact with a ghost type Pokémon that is not vengeful spirit energy from her #maybe Spiritomb aren’t as fucked up as we thought? #or maybe Vessa is more fucked up than we thought lol also a possibility #also why did I have to chase 107+Vessa wisps all over the fucking country but Volo just gets to have a Spiritomb too #did he meet a different ghost child to go on a fest quest for different wisps and use a different old keystone to manifest them into spirito #I know the reason he has pjs is his team is a Cynthia clone but like I need Lore Reasons for him to have Spiritomb specifically #where’d he get it #pokémon legends arceus

[barely-living-wizard-apprentice]

there is just the saddest puppy dog crying outside right now and it's breaking my heart

#loud enough that it woke me up #i spent a little bit wandering jn my pjs to see where its coming from #but i have a terrible sense of directional sound #i hope someone brings that puppy in or is able to help it #not wizard #wizard apprentice problems

[deprecious]

I can't dress Gale in cunty clothes because I don't think he's comfortable in them 😭😭😭 ((yes he's pixels but the day I stop caring about made up worlds is the day I die))

#I CARE about if a charavter is uncomfortable #my first run through of bg3 was full of dread and despair #because i didnt save the tieflings #and that hurt so bad that when i messed up the second run through #i restarted again! #bg3 #so if gale is comfy in his camp clothes that are pjs #then i cant put him on uncomfy camp clothes even if theyre cuntier #same with armour #wizards robes and not the rare sea robes even if they work better #luckily i found some legendary rags that i know hes gotta be comfortable in

[absentmoon]

had lunch zelda time:)

#im thinking about ivor #me in my pink pjs cozing up next to a wizard while i play video games.Think about it. #daisy.txt #✨.ivor

[twinvenus]

new old man unlocked!!!!: retired wizard tourist with several screws loose

https://artfight.net/character/2147942.prof-pj

#original character #oriiginal characters #ocs #old man #wizard #oc: prof pj #character design #hes a real beach boy #my ocs

[ervona]

I redid that scene I first put these two in!

thank mr. of Waterdeep...

#with an accurate dhourn though he still looks wrong to me #and i finally got him in a more fitting outfit than wizard pjs #lu hair down so i can differentiate the sessions more easily? #bg3 tag #oc tag

[friedricebunny]

i'm over here thinking shino and heath were friends but they got beef apparently 😭

#pj talks #pj's wizard game liveblogging

[hayleyolivia]

PJ, the one and only ‘lil guy! 🍄

(He is a semi-sentient mushroom companion created by a wizard in our DnD party, and we all love him. He’s got no brain, but he is baby.)

#art #artists on tumblr #dnd #fantasy #dnd character #digital art #dungeons and dragons #adopted party member #shenanigans #animation #walk cycle

[xysidhe]

My dash makes no sense y'all. I've been sticking to Harry Potter stuff, specifically the Marauders Fandom and yet tumblr thought I needed to see ST and Percy Jackson stuff (how small is the pipeline from dead gay wizards from the 70s to demigods and kids fighting demagorgons?)

But I liked two ao3 posts and now it's showing me nonstop posts from the outage in june.

Help why is tumblr like this😭

#tumblr makes no sense #this makes no sense #i just want to see posts about dead gay wizards #and the occasional dumbledore and snape slander #but tumblr said "no heres 100 posts on the ao3 outage in june #is tumblr trying to rpedict an outage or is it trying to make me abstain from my dash #i dont even watch stranger things #i dont know who these people are #i onlt read like 3 PJ books i also dont know who these people are #send help #dead gay wizards #harry potter marauders #hp marauders

[slytherinsallows]

Random HL Boy headcanons! (SFW)

Sebastian

☆ If you don’t send him to azkaban he has a full turn around and becomes an auror against dark wizards, to make up for the death of his uncle

☆ He loves home cooked meals because he never really had them for long

☆ He’s terrified of spiders but would get rid of / kill them for you

☆ Overthinker

☆ Loves to be big spoon and has to cuddle something to sleep

☆ Can lie very easily but hates to do it as he feels guilty (he would never lie to you)

☆ Has ADHD and insomnia ✨ from all the thoughts in his head

Ominis

☆ Will stroke your hair and read to you softly to help you sleep

☆ Drinks a lot of tea

☆ Loves cats

☆ Just wishes for a simple life in a cottage in the highlands with his beautiful wife

☆ When mc gets pregnant with his baby he ghosts his family and changes his name to hers, as he doesn’t want that baby to go through what he did

☆ His number one priority is to protect his family

☆ Has a lot of nightmares from his ptsd

☆ Writes love letters

☆ Spoils his wife

☆ Loves naps

Garreth

☆ Sensitive skin and hair

☆ I feel like his kids with mc go onto make the Weasley family we know today? And his lighthearted courageous personality is passed down with that

☆ When he starts getting feelings he doesn’t blush subtly

☆ Becomes a potioneer/potion professor when he’s older

☆ Hates wearing formal wear, as much as he looks good in it he loves pjs and sweaters

☆ Will do anything you ask bc he’s absolutely head over heels for you

☆ Probably has a lot of kids (in true Weasley fashion)

Feel free to comment others!! I want to hear them to incorporate into my fics <3

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow fanfiction #garreth weasley #ominis gaunt fanfiction #ominis x reader #hogwarts legacy headcanons #sebastian sallow headcanon #ominis gaunt headcanon #garreth weasley x mc #sebastian x reader #hogwarts legacy fanfic #hogwarts legacy fluff

[pendragon1400]

Build-A-Bear

Modern BG3 where you can take Karlach to Build-A-Bear and she is thrilled. And Tav makes everybody get one.

Karlach makes a friend for Clive, just a regular teddy bear with a bowtie she likes. You press it's paw and it's Karlach saying "F*ck yes!" in the happiest tone.

Gale makes a scholar cat with glasses as well as wizard robes and it has the cat meow.

Astarion surprises everyone and goes all out with a white bear. Like he gets a suit, a sparkly outfit, a pj set with eye mask. A pop song plays when you press it's paw. Later he stiches on little fangs.

Wyll enjoys himself thoroughly and makes a classic bear, with a tasteful little outfit+pjs and the roaring sound.

Shadowheart originally thinks its dumb and picks out a black cat that she dresses in a black dress. Shadowheart doesn't pick a sound, but she does add a flower scent. She does not name the cat Karlach names the cat Shades for her.

Lae'zel was forced to do this, and makes a wolf (dog) that is put in anything remotely armor like she can find. She has a roar sound effect and loves him now.

Edit :I did in fact google Build-A-Bear to see what they had for this post since I have not been in about 10 years.

#bg3 #astarion #funny #gale #karlach #shadowheart #tav #wyll #lae'zel

[racheljosblog]

tulsa jesus freak

theodore nott x fem!reader

WARNINGS: smvt, drvg use, hard drvg use, dealing, c0ke use.

minors dni

i rolled over onto teddy’s bare chest and slowly opened my eyes.

8:07 AM

“shit!” i hit teddy, “we have to wake up, it’s sunday.”

he groaned and his rippling abs curled inward as his head rose up my bed frame. “baby. what.”

“we’ve got church come onn”

i got up and saw Theo’s eyes look me up and down. i was wearing his Slytherin sweater and his boxers. i knew he liked seeing me in his clothes so i made sure i would wear them around him.

i walked into my bathroom and heard the familiar click of his lighter and started to smell his smoke. once i was in my bathroom i got ready for the day. pulling my hair into a loose ponytail and putting on some makeup. i grabbed my red rosary and placed it in my pocket.

“theo, are you ready to go?” i asked.

“yea” he muttered and he took the last drag of his cigarette. i can’t believe he just smoked a whole cigarette in…

8:34

27 minutes… wow ok.

he got out of my bed and we walked downstairs. my parents weren’t home that’s why he was sleeping over in the first place. i wasn’t hungry this morning and theo already had his breakfast of nic so we were off to go.

i held his hand as we walked through the little town. we got to church and went in through the door.

꧁༻༺༻༺༻༺༻༺༻༺꧂

After we left the service Theo told me he had to go meet with someone. So I sat on a bench. when he came back he concealed two bags of white powder and slightly showed them to me.

“Thought we could have a little fun today”

Theo grabbed my hand and took me to a daytime bar. He whispered something in the Hosts ear and he was led to a back room taking me with him. We walked into a smoke filled room and other wizards doing drugs.

“baby, are you okay with this?”

“yeah why wouldn’t I be?” I responded

“I just know you don’t really do this kind of thing.”

“Well I do so go let’s do this.”

he spread out the lines of the glistening sugary substance and got an $100 bill out of his pocket to snort with. he hit two lines and obviously had no reaction. i had smoked before but i had never done something like this and the drugs hit hard. My brain was clouded and I felt light, and horny. I looked at Theo and blatantly said,” can you eat me out.”

His face looked bag and me and a surprised look on his face appeared. “hell yeah y/n/n.”

He pulled me into the bathroom of the secret room we were in and immediately pulled off my skirt and panties.

“God damn you are hot”

He grabbed me by my bare ass and sat me down on the cold bathroom counter. Theo spread my legs and hungrily lapped up my pussy.

“oh my god.” I quietly said.

KNOCK KNOCK

“YES?” Theo yelled

“HURRY UP IN ERE I GOTTA PISS.”

some angry man called out.

Theo lifted me up and whispered.”we’ll finish this later.

we got back home and my parents were both obviously doing hard work for the ministry because they weren’t back yet. so that meant theo could stay overnight again.

we sat on my couch and he held me in his big arms. “do you wanna go change baby?” i nodded my head and picked up my feet to go upstairs.

i looked through theos bag to grab something to wear but i thought of something better. i shuffled through my pj drawers to the back where hidden from everyone was a black lace lingerie set. it was a see through push-up and a set of see through shorts with a skirt attached. they also had a lacy thong that i knew theo would like. i put on black heels and strutted down the stairs, faking my confidence in the extremely revealing clothes. he saw me out of the corner of his eye. “holy fuck”

i grinned cheekily as i continued to strut over to him.

“come ‘ere baby”

i saw his growing bulge through his pants and i settled myself right in front of him. his and my high started to wear off but i didn’t care i wanted this.

he looked me up and down and licked his lips then he hungrily grabbed my ass, but hesitated.

“baby are you ok with this?”

his asking of consent just turned me on even more.

“yes” i said with a slight groan that slipped out.

“remember our safe word?”

“mhm” i said as i pushed my pelvis onto his erection. which exited a a grunt out of him. theo then started to kiss me, first soft and slow. then he picked up the pace as i grinded on his clothed dick. he moved down from my lips and started to leave harsh bruises on my neck. his hands moved from my ass to my tits as he massaged them. he unclipped the back of my bra and mumbled,”is this ok”

“mhm” i lustily responded.

what little fabric had been taken off my skin left me fully exposed and Theo liked the way i shivered. again he moved down and started to suck on one of my nipples. My eyes rolled to the back of my head because of the pleasure I was feeling down there. the crackle of the fire made the ambiance even more special. like the fireplace next to me the fire in my stomach grew and i motioned for Theo to take my panties off. he gladly did and with a swipe of a hand i was fully exposed. he took his large hand down to my lower region and slipped a finger in. i yelped out in suprise and Theo’s grin grew wider. he pumped and curled two fingers in and out of me and I groaned with pleasure.

Then we heard my parents apperate onto the property.

“Fuck, Theo, shit shit shit”

“Don’t worry I’ve got this” he grabbed me bridal style and apperated upstairs to my room.

Hi!!! Thank you for reading!! Sorry there was a bit of c0ckbl0cking there LMAO. That was also my first time writing yk stuff soooo. But I hope you enjoyed. I’m gonna post more and I am OPEN to ideas pls.

if you like rafe Cameron, jj maybank, Draco Malfoy, and coryo snow then you have come to the right blog. Stay tuned

#writers on tumblr #theodore nott #smut #theo nott #theo nott smut #slytherin #slytherin boys #harry potter #sex and drugs

[from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras]

Théoden rant incoming:

It is and always will be absolutely inexplicable to me that Tolkien makes Théoden a kindly and loving uncle and friend and king and ally but an apathetic and insensitive father who doesn’t seem to care about the death of his own son.

We aren’t there when Théoden is informed of Théodred’s death, so who knows how that went. But even if he grieved then, it is WEIRD that he basically never speaks of Théodred again or shows any emotion about him, even in scenarios where he’s directly prompted to.

When—only days after his death, mind you—they ride right through the place where Théodred was killed and buried, Théoden has no reaction. He laments the general loss of men in the battle but doesn’t acknowledge that his own son was among them, and he expresses no interest in looking on his son’s grave. Then they arrive at Isengard and Théoden says he wants to confront Saruman for having done him so much wrong and you think, “Yes! Finally! Tear that old wizard a new one for having murdered your only child!” But again he…doesn’t. He registers a number of righteous complaints (ravaging of the Westfold, killing and maiming of Háma, etc.) but not one of them is about Théodred. The murder of his son just days ago is absent entirely from Théoden’s list of grievances.

It’s not like Tolkien makes up for this silence by giving us ANY indication that Théoden is just too overcome by emotion to speak about Théodred. And it’s not like Tolkien just dropped the narrative thread and forgot about Théodred entirely, because Éomer brings him up (this is why we love Éomer) and reminds (!) Théoden that Saruman killed him. And yet Théoden still says and does nothing about it! So it was a CHOICE to make Théoden seem unfeeling and cold here. And I just don’t get it, because that’s obviously not what Tolkien was going for with the character over all. And it serves no narrative purpose. So why not just toss in a sentence or two to prove that Théoden isn’t a monster about his own son’s death???

(I've seen it suggested that Tolkien is trying to reflect Anglo-Saxon tradition--in which kings sometimes or often preferred their sisters' sons to their own sons because they knew for sure that the sisters' sons were blood relatives and couldn't always say the same of their own sons if they didn't trust their wives--but this...does not reflect any better on Théoden if it's true.)

Ok, rant over. Let’s all palate cleanse with the face of a father who actually did love his son and grieve his loss because PJ understood that this is IMPORTANT:

#lord of the rings #lotr #tolkien #eomer #éomer #théodred #theodred #théoden #theoden #rohan #tolkien really did théoden dirty on this #have some decency sir #and let the man grieve for his only child

[kairolee2004]

*Y/n walks out of the bedroom with ACUTAL clothes, other than ripped Pj’s*

Me: Yo April! Can you make me some fluffy waffles pls!

April: Sure thing y/n- holy fuck

Me: What’s up?

April: You’re actually wearing clothes today! And oh my god you look sexy as hell!

Me: Omfg girl- shut up!

*Bring in the boys*

Mikey: Yo April and y/n! What’s up girl- Y/N! YOU LOOK SO GOOD!

Me: Mikey please, I-

Leo: Their right, you look very nice.

Raph: Hate to agree with dumbass and fearless but… you look hot as hell, shorty~

Me: I-I ummm wait, this is just-

Donnie: You look so cute y/n!

* y/n.ex had stopped working *

Me: guys! Thank you so much for saying this but… I’m only wearing this because all of my sweat pants and T-shirts are dirty…

April and the Turtles: YOU LOOK AMAZING EVERYDAY!

Me: Awww~

The end!!

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