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boxwinebaddie · 2 months

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Is Chef alive? Like please tell me that man is still out there living his best life.

chef is...Alive.

but i wouldn't say he's living his best life, no.

( sigh...tw for sexual assault, coercion and violence )

so basically, when stan figured out that e.t. tenorman was cartman, which, an anon asked if if stan knows e is cartman...yes, he does.

and all too well.

his music savant boy synesthesia went crazy when cartman started talking the first time they reunited and he couldn't place why this man he'd never met before sounded oddly familliar and why...

his voice sounded like the worst sound in the world.

but he didn't need to wait long for his answer, because right before their first big band meeting ended and all the music/marketing execs, scott, jimmy and kenny left the room, cartman caught stan by his shirt front, yanked him violently towards him and whispered...

"hello, shannon." ;)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU!!!!

so basically cartman is black-mailing ravenstan into being complaint and doing whatever he wants and honestly, more than telling people that raven is stan...e knows that stan doesn't care about himself, he doesn't care about getting hurt/what happens to him...but that the way to hurt him...

is by hurting other people.

specifically the people he cares about.

so when ravenstan tries to back out of the band bc fuck this, who cares if it's his dream, it's not worth this...it's fucking not.

so stan is like "what. do. you. want."

and cartman is like..."what i've always wanted, of course..."

"your compliance, your undying devotion..."

"your body."

AAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE YOU I HAAATE YOU

i want to Scream, oh my GOOOOD!!!!! FUCK YOU

and then he's basically like "here's the deal, sh@n..."

( he misgenders stan a lot by the way...please die )

"either you give me what i want, whatever i want, whenever i want or else everyone around you, all the stupid, silly little people you love...will suffer for your spite and disobedience. is that clear?"

and stan just rolls his eyes like "fuck you, cartman. you're all talk; that's all you've ever been. all bark no bite, you fucking purse perro."

and cartman is like..."oh?" takes his phone out, dials a number & says

"do it."

and about ten minutes later, kenny calls him and is like

"stan??? S-STAN??? ARE YOU THERE???"

"DAD HAS BEEN SHOT."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKFUCKFUFKC

and stan is crying and screaming like "oh my god, oh my god, fuckfuckfuck!!!!! is-is he okay...ken, is he--is he--"

glaring at cartman, ready to lunge, shocked, horrified...

Disgusted.

and ken replies "no...no he's...he's alive. it was just his shoulder, but, oh my god, stan--holy FUCK. we have--we have to go see him, stan!!"

and stan wants to tell them it's this PINCHE PENDEJO CARTMAN who terrorized him his whole childhood, but cartman just shakes his head and mouthes 'no' then lifts his finger to say 'shh' and then takes that same finger and runs it across his throat as if to say...

'talk and i'll kill him.'

so stan's face crumples bc he's Helpless and he has no choice, so he just chokes back a sob and is like 'no, we can't. we have this record deal. we have to sign the contract tomorrow. it's—it’s important."

and kenny is aghast like "mORE IMPORTANT THAN DAD ALMOST DYING??? STAN!!! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING, FUCK THAT WE HAVE TO SEE DAD, WE HAVE TO--"

and stan just goes "We’re. Not. Going." and hangs up.

cartman snickers and smirks and stan's face's so mad and sad. he wants to scream like this is so fkn horrible this is his worst nightmare

...then chef calls him.

dad.

the only dad he's ever known.

and cartman just smiles and goes

"tell him you hate him and you never want to see him again."

and stan is shaking his head, he's practically pleading, shouting

"nonoNONONO!!! anything. pl-please don't make me do this, p-ple--"

but cartman simply commands

"or else."

so chef on the phone is like "h-hey, blue. look, i'm okay, i'm okay. don't cry, i know how you are kid. i'm gonna be alright, it's gonna take more than some dumb bullet to put your old man in the ground. the whole thing was so odd...? they think it was...a stray bullet. crossfire. gang stuff. you know how it is out here. but it just 'minded me of how short life can be, how fast things can go. so don't worry. and i know...i know i was cross with you and ken for leaving. i know i said it was a useless dream and you two would come home all heartbroken with your tails between your legs...but you're making a real name for yourself! well, a fake one, i suppose, hah. but i just wanted to say...that i'm real proud of you, kiddo. and i--i miss you.

i love you, stanley."

and stan's just listening, crying wordlessly, clutching his phone so hard that his knuckles go white and all he wants to do is tell his dad he loves him and he's sorry, he's so fucking sorry, this is all his fault, this is all his fucking fault like always, for dreaming to big and being oblivious and a fuck up and getting everyone wrapped up in his mess

but he can't...so in a deadpan with his eyes shut, all he says is

"i hate you."

and chef's like "haha, real funny, stan. but if you're tryna hurt my heart to distract me from my shoulde--"

and stan just interrupts him in the same terse, robotic voice.

choking back sobs and screams, shaking so hard he can't see.

"listen to me. i never...i never want to speak to you again. ken...ken feels the same. don't call me. or them. don't call here ever again. ever. don't try and reach out, don't look for us. things are different now."

and chef is so confused and sad and scared like he literally just got shot and somehow this is worse...this is so much work. so with his heart breaking in his voice, he says...

"is that...is that really want you want, son?"

and stan just goes...

"it's..."

and he can barely say it, holy fuck. but he does and it's

"what i want."

but that's not all.

oh, no, my friends.

because it's time for the big finish.

the stan finale.

ravenstan grits his teeth, tears and blood in his mouth, then says

"and i'm not your son.

you're not...

...you're not my real dad.

never have, never will be.

goodbye."

and clicks off and FUCK. it's not true, it's all a fucking lie. but he needed to say something that hurt so badly that his dad wouldn't call him again...something so excruciating that it would end it all.

and cartman just gives him a round of applause while stan is sneering and seething and sobbing because he just had to do the second worst thing he's ever done in his life and cartman is...

clapping and cheering.

it's sick.

and cartman's like "bravo. that was quite the performance, marsh. you're quite the little actress, aren't you?"

AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO MAD!!! DIEDIEDIIIIE

this is all part of a very horrible flashback chapter way in the future and i will say that it ends...with cartman telling him to do something, the awful sound of his belt unbuckling...

and stan's knees hitting the floor.

I'M SICK!!!!! AAAA!!! and it's so horrible because it's his whole life, it's his dad all over again ( yes, i'm disgusted ) and him threatening to punish shelley and sharon if he doesn't comply, it's all the horrible men at ruffians, their horrible, hungry hands and mouths and stares all over him so he could sing on fridays. and now it's being indebted to cartman, being trapped again, forced to do disgusting shit. Again.

one bird cage to the next...who cares if it's golden, right?

but yeah, the boys get signed, everyone is super excited and stan's like yay...yippee...this is so fun. kenny, ofc, thinks that chef just cut ties, decided he doesn't support their dreams and that's that. also the other boys slowly get coerced by cartman in different ways...i will say that kenny is super addicted to coke and cartman is basically using that to control them and keep them disillusioned and devoted.

one last thing is that during marj's party in the cd manwhorsion during my second favorite chapter, cartman is talking to kyle and the blondies haus and is like 'i see you've met my songbird...pretty isn't she? well trained too. sings whenever i ask, isn't that right, raven?'

and idk his hand is like halfway up raven's shirt and raven is just laughing and nodding looking so ready to die, downing his drink.

and once he gets away, raven is bolting for the door and kyle's super concerned like 'hey...are you okay? that guy...i don't like the way that guy was talking to you." super protective crush mode jersey activate.

and stan's just like "don't, kyle. it's fine. i-i'm fine...."

and kyle is like "you don't--you don't look fine, raven...you look..."

and stan, who never raises his voice is like

"I SAID LEAVE. IT. ALONE. JERSEY.”

and storms out.....aaaaaaaaaa fuck we're in hell.

anyways! cheers! mazel! enjoy your horrible, deplorable, hurt no comfort lore that makes me want to literally Krill Myself.

-uncle nina, who is going to murder rm!cartman w/ my bare hands

#okay please don't read this post if you are at all uncomfortable with the tw topics or dark themes in general #unfortunately rm is not pep and while pep is dark...this fanfic is very fucked up v bad things happen to it and to the ppl we luv #god the way stan just continues to be trapped in horrible situations that make him sick and has no agency and is a marinette #i hate everything so bad he is just literally doomed i love him so much he sacrifices so much for everyone around him #my sweet sweet lovely kind angel boy #you don't deserve any of this i'm so sorry my love #oh my god i'm so fucking sad why am i like this #i couldn't just write a NICE fanfiction like man COME ON #oh i just know when kyle finds out its so over #like he is going to beat him bloody #everyone who has ever laid a hand on stanley marsh is going to lose it and then their life #not the kyle when he’s vulnerable and shaken but the jersey when he’s trying to push him away #I HATE IT HERE I LOVE U STAN I LOVE U BABY

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1moreoffkeyanthem · 3 months

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Oh my god ok so if y’all know me and neen you know that not only are we Internet Married and also constantly in Wife Jail, BUT!!!

We also both have cat ocs in one of our respective aus.

So I had an intrusive Thot about Curb from (rem)ember meeting Moose from the OrangeJuiceVerse, which led to me thinking… what would happen if rm style met ojv style? Chaos, that’s what

Jesus so idk how ojverse style got dropped into rm canon, but like they just APPEAR in the ravesey house and it’s so unserious bc Raven and his emo boy flair is all in his bleached hair pentagram belly button ring metal shirt tattooed up vibe and OJV Stan is just staring at him all clean cut all american boy in the Hike Bc People Suck shirt with his handful of tats hidden just like?? Why does this guy kinda look like me??? And the Kyles are both holding the cats but THATS where the similarities end!!!

And Jersey, my smart/smartass KING immediately puts two and two together and goes “good GAHD WHY is this alternate timeline me SHORT?” and ojv Kyle is like “dude you talk like my mom”

Like names are exchanged and they gotta work together to get ojv style back to their universe and stuff, but that introduction is SO funny. The Stan’s are over here gushing over each other like “oh my god you’re a ROCKSTAR?!? That so cool!” And “you work with animals that’s ~wowza~ oh! Are you best friends with Kenny in your world?” “Besides Ky yeah” lmfao they’re just bonding over being them and as the convo gets deeper ravens like “dude sry if this is too personal is your kyle all hot and demanding in bed?” And OJV Stan is all woah there’s a dom kyle out there? “I mean, sometimes? I think he has a praise kink if that’s what you’re talking about, don’t tell him I said that tho” smh it’s so fuckin hilarious if you’re familiar w ojv and rm nsfw hcs because nothing is common there besides our boys being down horrendous. And the STANS omg vegetarian legends and then Raven finds out ojv Stan is a few years sober and he’s so stoked it’s so cute

Meanwhile the Kyles are super serious trying to figure out what happened and poor Jersey is so put off by Kyle’s energy he’s just too friendly to an essential stranger and Jersey does NAUGHT trust that, his eyes are narrowed behind the sun and moon chain glasses the whole time and ojv kyle is just focused on the similarities like at least we’re dressed similarly and both with stan in our universes :) optimistic slay and then he’s like “so what’s your cats name?” “It’s Curb, you gotta problem?” “Dude, no, ours is Moose.”

And Curb and Moose are just on the ground staring at each other occasionally meowing back and forth and Curb (orange bastard man I’d die for him) is like WHAT is this thing while Moose is all I can Fix Him

Live laugh love rp/neen crossovers

#I went stupid w this #south park #am I actually insane prolly #I hope y’all know I bother the wife REGULARLY abt everything and I am very attached to curb #also moose #Mooseposting #seriously y’all read rm if u see this it eats #rm slay #RavenStan pls just one hug #Jersey my gorgeous king #OrangeJuiceVerse #dumbass #headcanons

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ineveryspaceandtime · 10 months

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there was someone who wore a Baggio jersey to one of Miles' shows and he acknowledged them 😭😭😭

#forget RM i now have another jersey to get shsgdgd #that's so cute honestly #Miles Kane #OMB era #lux.txt

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cant-get-no-worse · 1 year

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What do you think about real madrid

Boy you're asking that question to someone with a Camp Nou header on? You know what you're looking for. You're not gonna get it though. :)

I don't like talking shit about other clubs, exception made of course for our resident garbage trashcan here (👋 you know yourself babe) . I got RM mutuals here (hiii) and don't do to your neighbour what you wouldn't like to be done to yourself etc. Madrid's the rival, on all points, I wanna beat them and trash them like no others, I love a good Clasico, I stress about them because taking goals from Madrid or putting some past them always holds more significance, a win gets me light headed, a loss stings for longer than others. I'm not gonna talk about History and such, cause I'm not qualified to ramble on such serious topic. That's about it. :)

#anon ask #also: i used to date a rm fan #didn't knew he was one before we got together tho but like still #sweetheart on all accounts but istg those jerseys were staying IN the closet

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vimeluxerew · 2 years

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justisco · 2 years

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NOPE I AM ON THE BRINK OF TEARS

#isco jersey on #i am so upset #isco #marcelo #rm lb

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wags-and-kids-in-madrid · 2 years

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Real Madrid players celebrating their victory in Liga Endesa: Adam Hanga with his daughters Aylie and Sasha, Fabien Causeur with his daughter Valentina, Sergio Llull with his daughters Olivia and Gabriela, Guerschon Yabusele with his son, Vincent Poirier with his daughter Nola, Rudy Fernández with his son Alan and daughter Aura and Trey Thompkins with his daughter Charlotte (basketball)

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seoul-bros · 7 months

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BTS solo debut set visits

Tae visits JHope on the More MV shoot

Jimin visits JHope for Hobipalooza

JHope visits Jin on the Astronaut MV shoot

JHope visits RM on Wildflower MV shoot

Jimin visits RM on Indigo Launch Day

Jungkook visits Jimin at the Set Me Free Part 2 dance practice

Jhope visits Jimin at Like Crazy MV recording

Yoongi and JHope visit Jimin at music show recordings

JHope visits Yoongi for Amgydala MV

Jimin visits Yoongi for D-Day in New Jersey

Vminkook visit Yoongi for D-Day in Seoul

Jungkook, Jimin and RM guest in D-Day Concerts in Seoul

Jin and JHope attend last D-Day Concert in Seoul

Tae visits Jungkook at music show recording for Seven

Jimin visits Tae at music show recording for Slow Dancing

Post Date: 16/09/2023

#rm #jin #suga #jhope #jimin #v #jungkook #bts #bangtan #bts solo careers

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boxwinebaddie · 1 month

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Because of the RM New Perspective headcannon I genuinely cannot imagine anyone other than Stan singing the song

have a good day !!

AAAAAA!!!!! THIS MADE ME SMILE SO WIDE!!!!

i am like, genuinely shook, by the sheer amount of anons i get telling me that they exclusively associate new perspective with rm ( esp. since posting it embarrassed me so much that i deleted it several times??? ) or that they'd never heard it before, but now they listen to it all the time and have ravesey style brain rot??? AAAA

which!!! literally that song is such a fucking BANGER!!! like when i tell you it was my favorite song all through hs, it carried me. also yes, i'm aware my ( expensive ) taste(s) are flawless. and just like everything about it gives me ravenstan crimson dawn rm vibes? something about it being in the jennifer's body movie soundtrack, all the high highs and low lows ( i do think ravenstan's vocal range is incredible, it probably is kind of giving brendon urie but ~raspier~ ), it's ;) xxx <3

it's just The Song Ever. the rm flagship theme song, or rather, i think because if rm was ever a tv show, i'd have crimson dawn covering style be the intro...i think new perspective is the outro to every episode and might be...the acoustic version? we love a little contrast. i think about the rm tv show too much, i want to write it out.

speaking of writing stuff out tho, sometimes i kind of want to write that little new perspective headstannon scene out where raven is singing to him and kyle is getting very publically rizzed haha. we have to see the save rock fuck a rockstar tanktop and the mini skirt i fear. also jersey writing KYLE <3 really big across his collarbone n sending him out there to sign autographs with a nonexistent ass slap? iconic.

but yes, i love new perspective rem(ember) nation, omg. you guys are so cute. it also means a lot to me because my music taste sort of makes me anxious, so it makes me really excited to share something that i love/music i like and associate with the boys, with all of you and have you enjoy it and think about it also!!! <3333 ilyilyily

-uncle nina, new perspective ravesey nation

#new perspective is the most rm song ever #its just kinda cute punky poppy but also filth and really fun #actually incredible #also my panic at the disco phase was HUUUGE i loved panic at the disco i knew songs after like one note no joke #but honestly brendon urie is not a good person he run his voice so far into the ground doing gimmicky shit #panic released the worst fucking album ever recently #so i am ursula the seawitching his prefucked up voice and repurposing patd for my fake hot punk rock boy band #IM SO GLAD U LIKE IT THO #NEW PERSPECTIVE REALLY IS THE RM SOOOONG #i do think it plays in the outro while ur just sitting there screaming into ur hands bc raven just asked jersey on a date #or you watched a crazy flashback of the boys in middle school #and new perspective is playing and you and ur friends are just singing along and also crying help ashdkdsah #but i'm glad if i had any legacy at all i can at least say that i put yall onto the best song of all time and the worst fanfic #amen gaymen #these are my fave anons like my anons who just tell me how much they like new perspective & that they think abt the boys #every time they hear it...amazing....i love yall #ITS JUST A STAN SONG #ALL PTAD IS JUST RAVENSTAN NOW SO SORRY

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delvalentine · 1 year

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Ways they love you besides saying “ILY”

❥ Headcanons for: H. Chigiri, M. Bachira, R. Itoshi, R. Mikage, S. Nagi, Y. Isagi

❥ Notes/Tags: Implied time skip ages, SFW, love languages, no spoilers, gn!reader, established relationships

❥ WC: drabble (~400w each)

❥ PC: HDR ♡ YI ♡ SN ♡ MB ♡ HC ♡ RI ♡ RM ♡

♡ Yoichi Isagi

❥ He always wants to match. Matching sweaters, jerseys, jewelry, cups, pens, shoes, underwear—whatever. It doesn’t matter how cheesy it is. The subtle ones, like a small initial stitched into the sleeve, also make him happy. It makes him feel connected to you, a visual reminder that he’s your one person, and reassures him that you feel the same about him. He also feels like he has a boring sense of fashion and wears anything you want him to, and you can tell he’s a lot more confident with your help since people have noticed that he dresses well.

❥ He wants you to mark yourself onto his things too so that even when you’re apart he has visual cues of you. He daydreams about sportscasters gossiping about whom the signature scrawled onto his dominant foot’s cleat belongs to.

❥ He loves when he catches hints of your perfume or other fragrances rubbed off onto him. He’s addicted to your smell for sure. He cuddles up to you extra hard and close in the hopes that it’ll stick to his clothes.

❥ He always gives you his hoodies and would basically rip the clothes off his body if you said you were cold, but it’s extra special to him if he notices you wearing something of his that you took yourself because you wanted to. You look way better with his shirts oversized on you than he does.

❥ He knows your ring size and has it written down on a cloud-saved note so he wont forget. That same note has detailed descriptions of what he’s heard you mention you like over the years. He remembers the day that he decided he wanted to marry you. He plans to surprise you with the perfect ring and holds himself to incredibly high standards. He can hardly wait for the day you’ll have matching rings on the same finger.

♡ Seishiro Nagi

❥ Physical touch wasn’t that important to him until he met you. After that, he’s always finding some way to touch you. He likes holding your hand and being taller than you; he finds you cutest when you’re right next to his side, looking up at him with that smile that makes him feel so safe.

❥ He really likes back massages. It’s a domestic, intimate but non-sexual, and inherently human interaction that he treasures. He gets so childishly excited whenever you offer and basically flops down so you can climb on. He always ends up falling asleep with you kneading his back, and he’s always sore somewhere from all the training he’s putting himself through. When he returns the favour for you, he always does it so lightly as if he’s scared of hurting you, especially over any knots or pressure points. You can almost feel his nervousness. But, after listening to your cues, he works out the perfect pressure with you.

❥ He demands hugs and kisses. He is not shy about PDA, but he (begrudgingly) listens to you when you remind him that there’s a right place and a right time. On the busy rush hour train, he likes when you hang onto the crook of his elbow, unable to reach a pole or hand-held loop. When you step down from something, he always puts out a hand to steady you. His knee always finds a way to brush yours under a table. Sometimes you’ll feel him poking you even if he’s looking away while you’re busy talking to somebody else, like a bratty kid forcing you to give him attention instead of the other person.

❥ He’s usually low energy and likes long, slow embraces. In the morning, he basically won’t let you get up unless you really try to squeeze out his arms. He likes how you’ll let him touch and hold you however he wants when in private, since he can’t do this in public. When he’s excited and exhausted, though, like after winning a huge match—he loses his inhibition and sprints to you, kissing you so deeply it knocks the two of you into the turf. It’d probably go viral and they’d make a GIPHY out of it, which was embarrassing at first, but it’s an immortalization of how much Nagi, one of the world’s best soccer players in history, loves you.

♡ Meguru Bachira

❥ He’s obsessed with finding ways to make you laugh. Your laugh is his favourite thing in the entire world, even over soccer or sleep. He knows how to tell the most ridiculously bad jokes or pranks that they’re actually hilarious. He makes weird faces and noises and has no concept of bashfulness. He doesn’t feel like he needs to water himself down around you, or that he has to be scared that you’ll get fed up with him and leave. It took him a long time to trust you to that extent, so he’s willing to protect you with everything he’s got, because he knows you’d do the same for him.

❥ It took him practice to learn about being tactful, but he’s the only person you turn to after a bad day. He’s so unbreakably upbeat that you snap out of your mood with ease, something that might be challenging to do on your own. He makes you dance with him to move your body. He gets you into the shower and helps you wash your hair, humming your favourite songs and using your favourite soaps. He’ll try to make you a dinner, though it’d probably end up burning. He always has back-up takeout from your favourite place, though, and at least he tried for you. No matter how difficult, tiring, challenging, or grieving the day was… he always manages to make you smile again. He refuses to stop trying until he does.

❥ He can’t stand being away from you, even for a day. He always asks you to come to his games, even if they’re international, so that he can still come home to you. He’s mature enough to understand that you have obligations and can’t pick up and go every time, even if you want to, but it doesn’t stop him from asking with high hopes. Once, you tricked him by pretending you had important work and couldn’t go to Brazil with him. You hugged him at the airport and gave him the “last kiss of good luck for a week” he begged for before he left. You showed up in the stands right in front of his team’s box with a cheesy handmade sign that killed you with mortification when it showed up on the big screen—but the way he almost cried with happiness seeing you is worth it.

♡ Hyoma Chigiri

❥ He is a big fan of the quiet romance. His off days are his absolute favourite. The two of you will dress up to go to a cute cafe in the morning and enjoy each other’s drinks, sipping the others and discussing the flavours. You enjoy brunch at another place, somewhere elegant with bright decor and tasty food that uplifts your face. You check out a vintage bookstore and the ultra-modern mall. You go home and relax together after that. Some evenings you would both be so enraptured by a new anime you’d both be up in the middle of the night binge watching because neither of you can bear to go to bed with such cliffhangers. Other days you cook in the kitchen together, listening to music and chopping vegetables before enjoying the fruits of your labour. Some days he reads while you play a game, the two of you silent, but incredibly together.

❥ Ever since he hurt his knee, he’s always been wary to see anybody he loves endure that same traumatic pain. He worries about your health like an anxious mom. When you get a cold, he all but drops everything to make you feel better. He brews you a ginger and lemon tea even though he hates the smell of it; he gets you medicine and makes you drink water in bed, refusing to let you leave. If you have work, he makes you call in sick and promises to take care of whatever responsibilities you might’ve had that day.

❥ As we all know, he is masterful at skin and hair care. He practically pampers you every day and is strict about making you follow his regime. It gives you such baby-soft, clear, and dewy skin that you can’t deny his magic works. Your hair is glossier than ever, too. He likes the time the two of you scan spend together in the bathroom: washing your face together, doing a mask and laughing at each other’s ridiculous look, chatting about the day, massaging your temples, etc. He’s always so busy in the day that he can’t spend as much time as you as he’d like to, so the moment of getting ready for bed becomes almost like a sacred ritual with you.

♡ Rin Itoshi

❥ He’s terrible with words, and at texting, and at calling… so he writes them down by hand. He has excellent penmanship that makes you jealous of how pretty it is; he writes in calligraphy, which is definitely extra, but it’s Rin so of course it’ll be dramatic.

❥ You end up amassing drawers of his letters because you don’t throw any away. Often times he’s away, travelling, so you get postcards from all the different places he visits. He’s made this a tradition—his teammates always make fun of him for making a point to stop by a souvenir shop so he can get you a postcard. Sometimes he includes pressed flowers or a regional specialty snack in the letter.

❥ Some of his messages are short sticky notes on your mirror, like: “remember to eat well” or “home late”. Some are long, sappy love letters with words so raw and passionate you can hardly believe it comes from the hand of a guy who can barely say “I love you” out loud without grimacing or turning away.

❥ If you speak or are learning another language besides English or Japanese, he researches how to write to you in it without being grammatically incorrect. It’s just as poetic as his writing in the languages he is fluent in.

❥ Despite investing most of his time and energy into soccer, he’s quite good at art. He writes you poems that make you blush because you can hardly believe somebody loves you like the way he describes it in his abstractive writing. He might also include sketches, his style very neat with almost perfect realism. He draws you most often because you inspire his desire to create something beautiful and soft the most.

♡ Reo Mikage

❥ Money is of no concern to him. If he sees you put something back because it was “too expensive”, he’ll get it for you. If you try to refuse, he sneaks it back to you as a surprise gift that he refuses to let you return. He loves seeing your face when you open gifts from him. It’s worth more to him than any price tag, which he reminds you of sternly if you ever feel guilty.

❥ He loves to take you shopping for this reason; seeing you happy, energetic, and finally being able to afford everything you’ve ever wanted when you weren’t born into the same circumstances as he was makes him embarrassingly giddy. He feels important to you. The quality time is precious; he treats shopping dates with you as importantly as a candlelit dinner.

❥ He loves to sit on the “boyfriend chair” and show off his strength by holding all your bags. He insists you go into every store you want to and never makes you feel bad for taking your time browsing. He’s actually quite helpful in stores with you, even if it’s for stereotypically girly things like makeup. He loves getting to answer you if you ask him which he likes better on you, even if he wants to just say “both”.

❥ He has an instinct to mark you as his so he can visually cue other men to back off. It’s in the branded jewelry the two of you picked out together, the violet silk scarves, the dresses that he picked for you to wear to your dinner date. You being able to say “oh, my boyfriend got me this” whenever people compliment you or ask really kicks up his ego.

❥ His favourite part of the day is when you put on a mini fashion show for him, trying on outfits he picked out for you. He’s got a surprisingly good eye for fashion and knows your styles and aesthetics well. He’s too selfish to pass up a chance to see you in what he wants to see you wear, though. Sometimes it really pushes you out of your comfort zone, but the pleased expression on his face makes all your insecurities vanish. He makes you feel so incredibly beautiful in his eyes.

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Smol Brainstorm: Jennie The Jock

Author's Note: Found a smol brainstorm based on BTS Run Episode 11. This episode is so funny lol. Can't wait to write the full episode when I get there.

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For today’s Run episode, the members filmed inside a classroom where the skit is about a female transfer student, and the rest of the members had to make a good impression on her. Jennie was beyond excited and received the role of a Jock for this skit. Meanwhile, Suga was chosen as the female transfer student which made everyone laugh. For filming, the members wore school uniforms while Jen wore a long-sleeved BTS jersey and track pants to portray that she was into sports.

For the skit, she sat behind Suga and next to RM. Jen couldn’t keep a straight face as she had to cover her mouth and not laugh out loud during filming. Because of her, it had to take quite a few retakes, and the staff was bound to show a montage of bloopers for the episode.

As the skit went on, V grabbed a chair and sat next to Suga. His character was a nerd and the smartest student in the class.

“You know the exam is in two days, right?” V asked.

“It’s in two days?” Suga repeated.

“I’ll teach you English. I am good at it,”

“You’re good at English?” he asked with suspicion.

“I’m pretty good at it,”

“What does this mean?” he pointed out a word in V's book.

“Classification. It means to categorize,” V spoke the word fluently.

Jennie smiled softly and nodded in approval at V’s English.

‘As expected from my bestie,’ she thought.

“To categorize?” Suga repeated.

“What do you think about a guy like me?” V randomly asked and removed his glasses. “And these…these are the glasses I’ve had for the past 19 years,”

“How old are you?” Suga called out, which made V pause.

‘Eyes wavering.’

“I’m 19 years old,” he answered.

‘He’s been wearing them since he was born.'

Slowly putting her head down, Jen muffled her laughter. This skit was ridiculous and V was effortlessly funny.

‘Jennie can’t hold it together!’

“These help you to concentrate really well,” V went on.

“Thanks,” Suga put the glasses on his head.

“But even with these, I haven’t been able to concentrate ever since you arrived. I’ll only concentrate on you from now on.”

“Go back to concentrating on your studies,” Suga rejected him and handed the book back.

V began to flip through the pages, chattering on until Jungkook stood up.

“She said to focus on your studies,” Jungkook, portraying a tsundere guy, stated and lightly pushed V. “Go back to your seat,"

‘Jeon Jungkook: Cold on the outside but sensitive inside.’

Suddenly Jungkook took off his jacket and placed it on Suga’s desk.

“It’s cold. Put this on,” he bluntly said.

“I think I like your shirt better,” Suga replied while Jennie covered her mouth to muffle her giggles.

‘The cool guy is taken aback and peeks under his shirt.’

“You can have these instead,” Jungkook began to take off his shoes and placed them on Suga’s desk. Once he was seated, Jungkook grabbed two small boxes of food and gave them to him as well. “I picked this up on the way. Have it. Oh, lastly…don’t catch a cold,”

Suga watched as Jungkook tossed a hot pack on the desk and responded, “I think you’re going to catch a cold. It’s minus two degrees Celsius outside,”

Once it was her cue, Jennie had stopped spinning her basketball and placed it down. Standing up, she picked up Jungkook’s jacket and shoes. Tossing the shoes on Jungkook’s desk and throwing his jacket on top of him, she turned to Suga.

“Anyway…” she showed no remorse for what she did to the Golden Maknae and had her full attention on Suga.

Jungkook, in character, did not take too kindly of her actions and stood back up to confront her.

“Did you just throw this at me?” he demanded with annoyance in his voice.

Turning around to look up at him, she responded, not intimidated, “I did. And your time talking with her is up so take a seat,” she gestured. “And if you don’t move, well then I have no problem moving you myself,"

They faced off while Jen crossed her arms. It appeared like neither of them was going to let up as they slowly began to glare at each other. But soon after the two lovers snickered and broke character as a series of laughs escaped them.

“You made me laugh!” She giggled as the director yelled cut.

“You made me laugh!” Jungkook responded with a huge grin.

Once getting situated again, Jennie and Jungkook refilmed their face-off and Jungkook took his seat again but made a promise that this standoff was not over. Smiling victoriously, Jennie turned back to Suga.

“You ball?” she challenged.

Suga flipped his short wig. “Better than you,”

Licking her lips, Jennie briefly struggled to keep a straight face as her body wanted to let out a laugh.

“Oh? Is that so? Want to test that theory? You. Me. One on one after school. Basketball court. Best out of 10 points. 1 point per shot, no matter what kind of pointer it is. If I win, we’re going on a date,”

#smol brainstorm #smol drabble #smol oneshot #jungkook fluff #jungkook x oc #bts 8th member

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Matters Most

a micro for @jilymicrofics using March prompt 2: infatuated. Words: 999

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James had been infatuated with the sport since – well, at least the age of two, given the photograph commemorating his birthday party saw him in a jersey that fell to his knees, holding a football bigger than his head.

From then, there had never been anything else. Even his best mates – the groomsmen at his wedding, the godfather of his son, Harry – had been recruited from the very first team he’d played for, in the under-six division. The most difficult part of the game had been remembering which direction they were running in, and not dropping the ball in favour of watching passing seagulls. Tonight was the culmination of the past nineteen years. His life had been dedicated to footy since he could kind-of toss a footy, and in a matter of hours, he would run out in front of eighty-thousand people to represent his state. Despite the rigours of training, the last few days had proven sleepless. What if he screwed it all up? He was good, of course – good enough to be picked – but he felt like all the attention would be on him. His coach, his teammates, his enemies, the audience – he was fresh meat, and they’d all be eagle-eyed to watch him fumble a pass or knock the ball on. He had to be unimpeachable. Nineteen years of devoted focus needed to pay off.

In all that time, there had only been one blip on the radar. She pressed a kiss to the side of his head. Well, two, actually. The first looped her hands over his shoulders and fixed her green gaze upon him, a smile glimmering at the corners of her lips. Sirius – the aforementioned forever teammate and godfather – bounced the second in his arms on the other side of the maroon-drenched room. They weren’t quite at the point of the changing room itself, where the anxiety would boil into insurmountable adrenaline.

“We’re going to get those nasty Blues and beat them bloody,” Sirius cooed. “Yes, we’re going to make sure all of them end up on the green whistle. Yes, we are! Yes we are!” Harry was ten months old and didn’t appear to have the faintest clue what Sirius was on about, but James couldn’t hold that against him, really.

“We’ll make sure Harry takes some of those rock and water classes or something, keep him nice and peaceful,” Lily said, following James’s line-of-sight with a twisting grin. “No footy for him.” James’s mouth dropped open at the jest. Lily’s nose wrinkled as she laughed. He could’ve kissed her. His hands laid upon her waist.

“Evans,” he said hoarsely.

“Potter,” she corrected, eyes flashing mischievously. “All right, all right. That was too far. We’ll just put him in Aussie Rules.”

James flinched. “Don’t you even say that word.”

“He can be a – lion. Or a sun.”

“God.” James’s head swum. “I’d rather him play for New South Wales, if it came to it.”

“Sacrilege!”

“Better than air-jumpy pirouette circle-field rubbish.”

“Next time you say that, I’m dumping you in Melbourne.”

“I thought you loved me.”

“Only when I’m breathing.”

Lily pressed her lips against his, and James shut his eyes, losing himself in her warmth. The tension knotted in his neck and through his back melted away. His childhood dream loomed on the horizon, growing nearer with every tick of the clock, but win or lose, tonight he would go home to Lily and Harry.

Lily leaned back, one hand cupping his face. Her dark red hair rather matched his shirt. His hand closed over hers. Their foreheads met. Their lungs worked in sync. She wrapped her other rm around his neck, and he held her close. The rest of the world fell away. It was just James and Lily, as had always been, since that fateful night when they’d been seventeen. The erratic race of his pulse slowed. She was crystalline water and sunny skies. Summer, as the winter cold crept into the stadium, day falling to night. The camera crews had been lurking for hours. Fans hovered outside, waving flags or howling threats.

“I only ask one thing of you tonight,” Lily whispered, her words soft flutters on his lips.

“Anything.” He squinted one eye. “Well, anything but putting Harry in AFL.”

She snorted. “Just – it’s just a game.” James opened his mouth to argue. Lily raised her eyebrows sternly. “It is. I know it’s your first State of Origin, and you want it to be perfect, and to prove yourself – I know. I know how important it is. But at the end of it, it’s just another game of footy. Trust yourself. You’ve played against every one of these blokes before. They’ve been in different jerseys, but they’re the same players. Have tickets on yourself.”

It was James’s turn to arch his eyebrows. “I thought I was too cocky,” he whispered. Lily rolled her eyes.

“It goes without saying – pass the ball, for God’s sake.” She kissed his cheek. “Don’t get in your head about it. You deserve your spot on the team, but you’re not the only person on the team. Unless you pass it to Sirius’s bloody brother at the ten-metre line and he immediately throws himself into a try, the fate of the game isn’t on you.”

James took a deep breath. “I know.”

She disentangled herself from him for a moment, leaving his exposed and afraid as the room swirled around him, full of players and families and overexcited children and teary fathers. But in a moment she returned, Sirius behind her, complaining of kidnapping.

“Quiet,” Lily said briskly. “A Current Affair will hear you.”

Harry, now safe in her arms, reached for James. Their faces lit in twinned amazement. Harry’s tiny features beamed. James’s heart swelled three sizes. This was what mattered.

“Harry,” he choked, eyes dampening. He pulled his wife and son into a hug. They were the biggest victory of his life.

“We love you,” Lily said. “Now go smash them.”

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Hi Kanmom,

I have a theory I would like your take on. Of course as a theory, it’s my opinion, yet I rarely see any Jikook blogs or obviously Army blogs speak to, actually I see most Jikook blogs vehemently deny the notion.

My opinion is that the Tae kook ship acts as a protection for Jikook. (I know you must be tired of hearing of taekookers)

Here is the moment that made me have this opinion solidified, well enough that I have it in my head as a theory.

In the infamous New Jersey Live. I remember watching it for the first time after seeing an analysis video that someone was in the room.

Anyway, like I always do I watch OG content and noticed something strange, which was Tae’s actions.

He came in the room, for the first time to me as a viewer, considering he didn’t know who’s room it was.

Anyways, fast forward someone speaks in the background and Tae in turn says “Weren’t we sharing the same room?” to JK.

Of all questionable Jikook moments this is the one that has me like ?????? and it isn’t even Jikook lol.

But then I thought about it from Tae’s perspective.

He clearly knows JK whispering to someone in the bathroom(fact). And, honestly like a good friend, he tries to cover it up (my opinion).

What I find interesting is that his way of kinda “not revealing” the secret or divert attention is by drawing attention to him and JK. That’s interesting, and I don’t understand why there is no thoughts on that.

My opinion is that Tae maybe was trying to normalize the behavior, and he thought well if I say we’re sharing a room, then ppl will focus on that instead of the secret rendezvous in the bathroom.

Which leads me to a bigger theory: Taekook normalizes Jikook.(totally my opinion)

imagine Jikook being a strong force, imo taekook is a strong force in the opposite direction.

I think if taekook wasn’t around, Jikook would stand out like a sore thumb. There are the first to negate even the most obvious Jikook moments. In my baby army stage even when every logical part of my brain was screaming there’s something up with these two, I watched taekook videos to shut it down. Like oh it’s just shipping, and move on.

I mean no one wants to even acknowledge the notion taekook acts a diversion for Jikook why? “If taekookers say this. Then I can’t think like this cause tkkers are crazy”

My point ^. The presence of tkkers make Jkkers so insecure all of a sudden they forget Jimin bit JK’s neck and JK sucked his ears.

Anyone feeling like Jikook could be real? Lemme just watch a Taekook video to remind myself I’m just a delulu shipper like them. Hence why I think RM said film a video with Tae after JKs very sis GCF in Tokyo.

Anyway, it’s clear as day to me when vminkook are together. Take the ppyong live. JK came in and the atmosphere changed. JK does a very imo bf thing and moves Hobi to sit next to jimin, then you know it’s all over.

All of a sudden they are kekekeing in a corner and what is Tae’s response? “JK didn’t you and I do boxing something like that”

Which wasn’t true as they said in the same live “lying is his charm” JK just shut it down,

I think Tae is “protecting” them in the best way he knows how, by absolutely trolling the hell out of army.

I think if Jikook accidentally kissed on stage. Hobi would freeze, namjoon would die, yoongi would stare, Jin look away and Tae would just kiss Jk or Jimin to even it out and divert attention lol. Either that or smile idk.

I think that’s his way of protecting them and now that he’s possibly in a relationship, maybe protect himself.

My 2 cents.

@jacha101 I hear you. I do.

I even want to say that in the past I thought it to be somewhat of a possibility. And not in the TKKs sick way of thinking that one queer relationship is showcased (JKK) to protect the second queer relationship (TKK), but more like Tae inserting himself into the mix to balance out the JKK interaction (like putting them on the same level so their interaction doesn't seem too suspicious). More like showing "we're all friends here, nothing queer going on..."

I thought it might be a possibility, even as close back as late 2021 (and only on certain occasions, because on other occasions it was as clear as day that Tae was there to troll them, as in to get in their faces and piss them off, lol).

I have also seen moments where Tae will be gatekeeping Jikook, but I don't think it was in a sense of pushing TKK, but more nudging the two out of a moment.

This one I'm not sure if is policing or trolling, lol.

And if we are talking about trolling...

There are so many more examples of Tae 'inserting' himself or policing Jikook or trolling them, whatever the reason may be.

In any case, unlike you, I don't think that TKK as a ship was ever there to protect JM or JK.

Ok, I think I have to start from the beginning here though.

Shipping two people together does not necessarily mean you see them as a couple. It is a slippery slope and many do ship that way, but as a whole a ship can mean you like the connection between two people, and it can be a totally platonic one at that. Many Vminers are not about Vmin being a couple, and more about their close friendship (although there are those that still live in a dream that it has even been more than that).

So, when we talk about TKK as a ship, if we were talking about normal human beings and not a fucking cult, they could totally be perceived as a cute ship, AS FRIENDS, partners in crime (in the past), and more recently too (bowling buddies, gaming buddies, not going live buddies, cause that was just way too awkward).

If this fandom was constituted from mentally stable people, indeed I could maybe say that at times TKK as a ship can even out the JKK interactions and be used by them to balance things out a little and take the attention off JKK and their very suspicious interactions. Although, while writing those lines I can't help but think to myself that Jikook's chemistry and closeness cannot be compared to TKK's. They are just not the same, no matter which what way you look at them. If you are a person with common sense and life experience (including a basic level of emotional intelligence) you can see there is clearly a difference between the two couplings.

But in any case, you and I know that is not the case. This fandom is flawed, no secret there.

And we also know that the members and company know exactly who TKKs are and what they do and are capable of.

The vile hate JM gets from them is not an unknown. The harassment of whoever shows some sort of closeness or support for Jikook is also not an unknown. Their verbally violent behavior towards anyone who does not fall in line, and that includes JKKs (I'd say that is inconsequential to the company), people that may have interacted with Tae or JK or the two (including different brands or professionals) or even total strangers that they deem relevant to their sick fantasy about JK and Tae. All known to the members and to the company.

I really don't see JK nor Tae going to the lengths of promoting TKK as a ship to hide JKK knowing what they do about the consequences of pushing this ship.

That, by all means, does not mean the two will not interact and showcase their friendship. But JK, for one, has been trying for some time now to make sure the line in the sand is clear, that it's friendship and no more. Tae does not tread as carefully as JK does.

I'll go back to my initial statement. I do think that at times Tae pushed the TKK to 'change the subject' if you may. Or as you put it, take the attention off the Jikook elephant in the room. But many a times it's just Tae being Tae. Trolling both JM and JK and Army at the same time.

I kind of think at times that Tae is an anarchist at heart, lol. Or more so an agent of chaos. He loves to throw the stones and just see where they fall. He'll do it with JM ("I think JM likes men"), he'll do it with JK (take that NJ live and him unwilling to leave all while JK is doing everything possible for him to leave other than say "get the fuck out already"), he'll do it with Jikook ("JM is hanging out with JK") and he does it constantly with army, and I'd say even more so with TKKs. And here comes into work his lack of care as to the consequences of riling them up. I kind of think he, and I'm going to be careful with my wording here, doesn't care for big parts of this fandom (cough TKKs cough), and definitley doesn't think much of them.

If Tae was doing this out of the kindness of his heart or wanting to protect Jikook as a couple or JM and JK as individuals, if that was his objective, then he wouldn't, for instance, post a Jikook photo for Hobi's birthday, for example.

One thing I want to add here.

If TKK were being used to nullify JKK why is it that JK is constantly continuously doing things to show us that Jikook are more than friends? If JK himself wants to show us they are closer, they are just MORE, why would the whole TKK ship be used to nullify that? JK sucked on JM's ear in front of 10s of thousands of fans, knowing he's also being filmed. He wanted us all to see it. JK signed "I love you" to JM at the TMA's, knowing everyone saw it. JK tattooed the J over the M on his ring finger. JK outright said "I love you" to JM for all of us to hear it during the LV tour, and so much more. They have both done so much more to showcase their relationship. They don't want to be balanced out. And even more so knowing what they know about TKKs. JK doesn't want to be thought of as Tae's boyfriend, not when he's going out of his way to show what JM is to him.

At the end of the day, I do get what you're saying, but I don't think that JK nor Tae, nor JM for that matter, are people that would play along with this kind of game.

Ships are a thing, there is no escape from that. And the members know it. I mean they themselves have thrown around ship names once in a while. They are aware of the ships, they are aware of the shippers. Tae doesn't have to go live for 3 minutes, mention JK's name and leave for TKKs to be TKKs. If you get my drift. He didn't do that to balance out some kind of Jikook interaction.

Pretty much since the Busan concert we had close to no Jikook interactions. We got a few Run BTS episodes, which were mostly filmed before the concert. They themselves, until JK's Feb lives, were in radio silence. And once they became loud it was of their own accord, they wanted to be loud. They wanted to show us stuff. They didn't want or need Tae to balance out whatever we were getting from them (and all of this happening without even seeing them in the same frame). Tae showing up in JK's Feb live and the IG TKK live, all those happened during that radio silence period. During a time where the rejoicing sounds of "Jikook are over" were ever so loud. There was no need to push TKK to balance out non existent interactions or suspicions (cause they just weren't there at that point).

What I'm saying here is that Tae is doing whatever he's doing, not to balance out JKK.

And for those that will be coming at me, I'm not saying he did it necessarily to push TKK.

I'm saying he didn't do it to balance out JKK.

His reasons are his, whatever they may be. And there could be a plethora of them: he was bored, he wanted to do the live with a friend, he feels awkward doing the live alone and doing it with JK was a good way of being in touch with army all while not having all the attention on himself, etc.

I will end by saying that they all do love each other dearly. They have over 10 years of together, and although there might be ups and downs in their relationships, they do care greatly for each other and are good friends. Said care/love/friendship is showcased in their interactions with each other. Mostly good, at times not so much (we obviously do not get to see the full picture, and the big fights or blow ups we won't be privy to too much, I mean we just discovered from JK, and still not getting the whole story, that the dumpling fight was way bigger than what we were told for years). JK and Tae are good friends. Mates. And we will be getting a lot of them in the near future, mainly because the others won't be around soon. We need to overcome our adversity to TKKs and remember that this is about TKK, their bond, their friendship, not their shippers.

Karmy know how to enjoy their interactions. We need to be able to create a disconnect between the cult and these two people. They are friends, they interact, they most likely will be supporting each other through their solo debuts. It's about them and us supporting them. Not about demented fans that don't know boundaries or lack common sense. And we also need to remember that both JK and Tae have zero control over these fans, their behavior or actions.

Let's enjoy what they give us before they leave us.

#ask

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