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#Sick burn
maxwellatoms · 4 months
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Cartoon Network posted this on Christmas Day. What do you suppose Mandy is smiling about?
Her utter disregard for IP.
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jakexneytiri · 8 months
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tsu’tey was a savage for this and that’s why it was cut 😂😂
jake: “well i’m sorry” 😭😭
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theriu · 5 months
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Hey ya’ll just wanted to share one of the best/funniest burns I have ever read.
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zee-rambles · 1 year
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Villain: AAAAAGH! Why? Why must you always ruin my plans?
Raph: Because we’re heroes and it’s our job!
Mikey: We be saving the day, baby!
Leo: I don’t know. Maybe cuz you just suck?
Donnie: Calculating your win to lose ratio, I concur. You suck.
Leo & Donnie: 🤜*🤛
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rvspecter · 2 months
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Robespierre declares that he doesn’t believe Philippeaux deserves to be expelled from the Jacobins: 1, because he never was one; 2: because he never professed the principles of the Friends of Liberty and Equality.
Robespierre at the Jacobins January 7 1794
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mechxel · 6 months
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Duck: How would you describe my wonderful personality?
Tech: That it rhymes with wit and is the same color as chocolate.
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demonmew25 · 5 months
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Bunch of Pricks
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I can just imagine Muzan and Kagaya bickering when they meet making mean little quips at eachother 😂😭
Kagaya won this one, sorry Muzan 😹😭
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Here is the outline too 😸 look at how innocent Kagaya looks too 💀
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shiftythrifting · 2 years
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Found in Austin, TX.
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(via "If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole..." Classic T-Shirt for Sale by cosmic3000)
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tskei · 6 months
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This is worse than Vicious Mockery
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My bf shaming me for simping. Literally speechless right now. I didn't know about the children at the time!
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idol--hands · 10 months
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Sela: “Does it bother you?”
Lore: “Does what bother me?” Sela: “That Kahless might in fact succeed where you failed. In terms of, you know, galactic conquest.”
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sauronnaise · 1 year
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Fingolfin: Everyone is entitled to their opinions!
Fëanor: Nobody allowed you to think.
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queenlua · 9 months
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Among Europeans, at least privately, there was a touch of cynicism. Of [Woodrow] Wilson’s Fourteen Points, French prime minsiter Georges Clemenceau remarked, “Le bon Dieu n’avait que dix.” The good Lord only had ten.
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earhartsease · 10 months
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We get that it's more alliterative the way it is, but we feel strongly that people ought to have called it Dracula Nightly
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ndyp-thot · 8 months
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What's Psy's biggest weakness?
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Psy is a habitual liar. He will always paint himself in the best light he can and no one should ever believe him. He will lie through his teeth til the sun comes up.
Art by: https://x.com/crypticpineappl?s=21&t=67zEKgLk9tRL6ukBW6V4lw
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