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cosmerelists · 19 hours

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It's Quick, It's Easy, and It's Free! (Stormlight Edition)

It's a meme, kind of!

1. Lopen: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Eating crem!

Teft: Why would I do that though? Lopen: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

2. Lift: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Stealing food!

Wyndle: W-While technically correct in your case, I'm not really sure that's the best... Lift: Quick! Easy! Free!

3. Hoid: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Listening to my stories!

Kaladin: ... quick? Hoid: On my timescale, almost anything can be considered quick. Kaladin: What? Hoid: What?

4. Shallan: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Looking at a cool flower or a nifty bug!

Adolin: Uh, Shallan, my love...I saw you look at a cremling for thirty minutes yesterday. Shallan: 😅

5. Rlain: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Not treating other people like crem!

Renarin: Here, here! Rlain: Although people sure act like it's difficult, sometimes...

6. Szeth: It's quick. It's easy. It costs nothing…material. It’s Murder.

Nightblood: Here, here! Szeth: This is a lament, sword-nimi.

7. Moash: It's quick, it's easy, and it's freeing. Giving up your emotions to Odium.

Odium: Nice variation on a theme! Moash: Thanks. I feel nothing.

8. Lezian: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free! Killing Kaladin!

Leshwi: I have…doubts about each of your chosen adjectives. Lezian: Shut UP, Leshwi!

9. Rock: He’s quick, he’s easy(going), and - thanks to Kaladin- he’s free! It’s me!

Skar: you say quick but the stew has been cooking for nine hours Rock: I did not say my STEWS are quick

10. Dalinar: It’s slow, it’s tough, and it costs everything: taking the next step

Adolin: I can’t decide…do you not understand the meme, or do you understand it too well? Dalinar: (mysterious smile)

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Stormlight Archive #Lopen #Teft #Lift #Wyndle #Hoid #Kaladin #Shallan #Adolin #Dalinar #rock #Skar #Lezian #Leshwi #Moash #Odium #Rlain #Renarin #Szeth #Nightblood

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gebo4482 · 1 month

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GODZILLA X KONG THE NEW EMPIRE "Skar King & Shimo Breaks Out of Hollow Earth" Trailer

#godzilla x kong the new empire #godzilla x kong #gxk #godzilla #kong #skar #shimo #mothra #action movies #kaiju movies #trailer #gif

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nazrigar · 5 months

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2024 - The Year of the Tyrannical Monke Monarch

If I had a nickel every time I get to watch a movie with a dictatorial ape with tyrannical ambitions in the same year, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Seriously though, this is a hilarious coincidence and I love it. One is extra large and seems to rule through fear. One is man-sized and seems to rule through personal charisma.

It's going to be an interesting look on how to write two different versions of, essentially, the same archetype.

#godzilla x kong #kingdom of the planet of the apes #skar #king kong #planet of the apes

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mr-puas · 4 months

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#digital art #sketch #character art #cartoon #digital drawing #stormlight archive #art #bridge four #stormlight fanart #kaladin stormblessed #kaladin #Rock #Drehy #Lopen #Skar #Moash #Cosmere

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sebarial-the-economist · 11 months

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Logicspren poll

#Stormlight archive #Spren poll #Logicspren #Jasnah #Navani #Dalinar #Kaladin #Skar #Rlain #Rlain in a sweater vest #Shallan #bridge 4 #Lift #Lift gives you extra credit if you bring her donuts

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gijoe-forever · 4 months

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Iron Klaw operates under the alias of Count von Rani, the ruler of a small Eastern European nation called Kalistan who he kidnapped and stole the identity of.

#gijoe #iron klaw #skar #Gijoe extreme #custom

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princessnihilist777 · 21 days

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Song: Amén

#skar #666 satan #jesus christ #black metal #doom metal #amén #Spotify

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levityleviathan · 10 months

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More Transformers Art

#optimus #optimus prime #mirage #swindle #brawl #vortex #cliffjumper #grimlock #skar #slash #swoop #slag #snarl #sludge #redwing #transformers #transformers fanart

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pandagirl45 · 3 months

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Ultron: *in the dark with glowing red eyes*

Modor: *bright yellow glowing eyes*

Kurt: *dark glowing eyes*

Skar: *bluish green glowing eyes*

Steve: *half frozen in fear*...KIDS

Ultron, Kurt, Modor and Skar: *cackles running off*

Tony: *eyes peeks out glowing brighter*

Steve: °~° *faints*

Tony: oops...

#tony stark #steve rogers #kid ultron #kid skar #modor #kid modor #kid kurt wagner #kurt wagner #modor norse mythology #ultron #skar #skarr #ultron stark barnes #kurt rodster wagner lol #freaky eyes be like

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cosmerelists · 5 months

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Cosmere Characters in Costco

The title says it all, really.

[Previously: Cosmere characters in Ikea]

1. Wayne & Marasi

Marasi: Wayne...is that another new hat? Wayne: Why yes, dearie. I'm now Egrid Sternsberger, a little old lady who simply must try one of those mini hamburgers! Marasi: ...I think they'll give you multiple samples if you just ask. You don't have to keep switching hats. Wayne: Now, where would be the fun in that?

2. Shallan, Veil, Radiant

Radiant: Now, remember--it requires a majority vote before we make any big impulse purchases. Shallan: This vodka bottle is the size of my torso and will therefore last a long time. Veil: That's a good reason. Radiant: ...I'll just get another cart.

3. Ham and Dockson

Ham: Hey, do you know where Kelsier went off to? For that matter, where's Vin? Dockson: [Points silently upwards, to where Vin & Kelsier crouch on top of those big, metal, Costco warehouse shelves, mistcloaks rippling] Dockson: They like to be high. Ham: W-We're inside! How is there a breeze?!

4. Lift & Wyndle

Lift: Man, that was great! Lift: I stole food from every one of those little stands and nobody caught me! Wyndle: Mistress, like I keep telling you, those stands are giving away the free samples! There was no need to-- Lift: I am the greatest thief of all time!

5. Painter and Yumi

Painter: Please let me get another cart. Yumi: I said we don't need another cart! Painter: Y-You've stacked the cart so high that people are afraid to come within six feet of us! Yumi: Who do you think you're talking to? I can go way higher than this! Painter: Yumi please

6. Adolin & Kaladin

Adolin: Ta-da! What do you think? Kaladin: About your...clothes? Adolin: Yeah! It's all from here! Adolin: I got shorts with lots of pockets, this colorful buttoned shirt, this big hat, these sunglasses--even these cool plastic shoes with holes for airflow AND these socks! Adolin: I am going to revolutionize fashion. Kaladin: ... Adolin: What? Even Wit liked it! Kaladin: I'll be going now. Adolin: Wait! I got a matching outfit for you too! Kaladin come baaaack!

7. Tress & Charlie

Tress: Wow, this one is amazing too! Tress: It's a bit bent and a bit stained, but you can really see that it's been on a journey. Tress: Oooh! This one's an interesting shape! I think it was for strawberries! Charlie: Man, and to think they just give all of these cardboard boxes away for free!

8. Navani & Rushu

Navani: That is...quite the tower of toilet paper. Rushu: How do you suppose they get the top ones down? Some kind of machine, presumably? Do you think it's stacked for space efficiency or is it meant to inspire awe, as well? Rushu: ...Should I take one from the bottom to see what happens? Navani: ...Just grab one of the ones with the bear on it, for now. Rushu: Later then?

9. Rock & Skar

Rock: I love this place! All the food is sized for a while squad! Rock: Look at this! It's a cooked chicken the size of my HEAD! Skar: I found a rack of ribs that would take two men to carry! Rock: Tonight's stew will be a true wonder.

10. Nale and Szeth

Nale: And here is what I wanted to show you--this icon of justice. Szeth: ...A hotdog the size of my forearm? Nale: Yes. Nale: Do you understand what I am trying to teach you? Szeth: Hotdogs are...justice? Nale: This one is. Nale: The owner declared that the price would remain in stone, and that no change would be permitted while he yet lived. Nale: Lack of change? An enduring ruling? A man willing to stake his life on it? Nale: It is a hotdog of justice indeed, Szeth.