#Sniper!Pea

[hashipebbles]

the sillies,,,,

#earthspark #transformers #bumblebee #breakdown #breakbee #tf earthspark #i wanna do so many things but midterms and life have a sniper rifle to my silly little pea brain

[lost-my-dragon]

*try’s consuming Jarate like a dumbass and chokes* CUGAJAGJABAKNA MEDIC HAG7HAHJHAAJN CUAGHHAHHAHA

Snipes it’s the 9th time this week with that and soldier getting his head stuck in a bucket he’s done with it

Pfft also my first thought was:

#tf2 #medic tf2 #tf2 medic #sniper tf2 #tf2 sniper #artists on tumblr #art moots #my art <3 #digital doodle #just you wait until my pea brain comes up with something funny #🫵

[halfagone]

A Mandalorian Halfa Jedi?

I am thinking... about my Danny Phantom x Star Wars AU again. I mentioned this in the Haunting Heroes discord server, but imagine this:

Danny gets lost in the Star Wars universe, maybe they're part of the same universe, maybe not. We know that Earth technically exists there, so it's possible. Nonetheless, Danny gets lost and is eventually picked up by the Jedi. It is during the Clone Wars era, at the height of the war. Ectoplasm either functions the same as the Force out in larger space, or it easily passes off as the Force. Therefore, Danny is considered Force-sensitive and brought to the Jedi council.

He's far too old, older than even Anakin was, but he already displays some skill with the blade (thanks to his mom's training), and he's far too powerful with the Force to leave for the Sith or Dark Side users running about to find him. Those like Count Dooku or Asajj Ventress or whoever Dooku's master is (and, depending on the timeline, Maul and his brother Savage as well).

It's decided that Obi Wan should train him, since he did well with Anakin despite Anakin's older age for a youngling and lack of familiarity with Jedi customs and culture. As well as Obi Wan's own young age as a Padawan himself at the time. Surely, Obi Wan could whip him into shape and they need all the help they can get on the field.

Anakin does not like Danny at first. Not at all. He might have joked all he liked beforehand about Obi Wan getting another padawan, but seeing it happen is an entirely different experience. Danny gets along well with Obi Wan, with his dry, witty humor and his tendency for unorthodox strategy. Worse still, Ahsoka likes Danny. These two are peas in a pod, partners in crime. It feels like he's been forgotten and replaced and by someone seemingly better.

And then one day, when the 212th and the 501st are stationed together, he finds Danny shaking with night terrors, the Dark Side so strong in him Anakin is literally freezing from the cold. It's only then that he understands Danny a little bit better, and sees himself in this kid. Danny fights the Dark Side within him just like he does, and he never lets it consume him. Maybe for once, he can learn a little something from this kid too, and not let it overwhelm him.

And here is the part where I realized a golden opportunity:

What if the Jedi think Danny is a Mandalorian that was cast out for being Force-sensitive? Danny has an affinity for weapons beyond the blade, like cannons and guns and snipers. He talks about how his family taught him to use these weapons, that he's known this all his life. He talks about how his family wears suits all the time and hardly ever takes them off. He talks about always being afraid to reveal his powers to his parents, and how ultimately he ran away because of them.

Oh all the scenarios that could come out of this~

But now I'm also thinking about how strong Danny would feel in the Force. How much Danny could do on the battlefield because now he doesn't have to hold back. Droids might have more intelligence than a lot of sentients give them credit for, but if it's between the very alive, flesh and bone, clones of the Grand Republic Army and the Separatists' metal droids, Danny is absolutely going to be ruthless if it means the clones are safe.

Danny can literally control the weather. Imagine what happens when Danny creates an electrical storm for the first time to take down an enemy starship and the clones just look between themselves, whispering about how: "I didn't know Jedi could do that." "Is that how the Force works?" "Kriff if I know-"

And that's another thing! Clones! Danny would be absolutely appalled that so many clones were created and their freedom at the end of the Clones Wars is still up in the air.

It also ties beautifully with his love for space and now he's living the dream! Except space isn't what he thought it would be. And there are planets out here that have barbaric standards. It's the adventure of a lifetime! But there's a part of him that still wants to go home.

Just- all the possibilities and shenanigans this could bring. ✨

#danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #star wars crossover #halfagone rambles

[lululandd]

being könig’s significant other would include:

ngl this one made me kinda emotional

♡ hiking.

könig’s true home that he loves going back to is the one by the mountains. yes he has a large apartment in germany for convenience but his heart is always in that old house in austria where he grew up. the one in the mountains where not even google maps reach, where the road to his house is half hidden by a large bush. if he comes home during summer he will wake you up before dawn and hurry you up the mountain to watch the sunrise together. sometimes if you’re too sleepy he will carry you on his back on in his arms so you two can make it. summer sunrises are his favourite and you almost always spend the summers and autumns in his childhood home.

♡ his grandmother.

the file in the nursing home says she’s ninety five but from the dates in the pictures könig has shown you shes way above a hundred. and you can see why people believe her words. she is indeed old but she has way more life than the other people staying there. you asked him one day why does she stay in the nursing home instead of his house and he said thats where she wants to to because all her friends are there. könig asks for time off work every autumn to spend time with her. (youd think hed be way more lenient with catching sunrise during hikes because shes there but lmao the old woman nudges you with her cane so youd wake up faster. he gets the hiking gene from her apparently.)

♡ hunting.

because kortac doesnt let him be a sniper, he picks up hunting to scratch the itch. still very bitter because he knows he’s at least a sharpshooter, and expert with more training. mans has more knives in his basement than you have in the kitchen and can skin any animal with scary efficiency. he would share some game with the neighbours and come home with whatever they have. honey, fruits, or other types of game that they caught.

♡ handholding.

he is extremely clingy, and would just hold your hand no matter the occassion. sometimes pouts when you need both hands to do something. one day you squeezed his hand to show extra love and he squeezed back. so you squeeze his hand harder to show more love. so he squeezed even harder and you would end up in tears at the end from all the laughing. he would love to just do more than handholding out in public but he doesnt want bad rumours to surround you so he keeps the PDA to a minimum. the old couples around town secretly waits for you two to get married.

♡ so many plants.

he has so many plant babies that he babytalks when he gets home. when you wanted to prank him with the “creating a harsh and traumatising environment so my plant can grow big and strong just like my parents did for me” he gasped so loudly because he didnt think you know about plants!! and how this is good for them!!

♡ der tatortreiniger (the crimescene cleaner)

he cringes at the awkwardness, gets secondhand embarrassment from the interactions, and groans at how schotty’s unprofessionalism mirrors his own sometimes but loves the conversation happening throughout the series and the friendships he built along the way. mans comfort show tbh, knows lots of trivias about the show. watched it so many times he recognises the extras if they appear in another show.

♡ knitted sweaters.

just like ghost, he chooses comfort over everything else but prefers knitted sweaters over hoodies. buys local or from small businesses. he knows they use better quality yarn and takes extra care of them in the making. if you can knit? better. if you start learning knitting???? for him????? he’ll cry you a sweater of tears.

♡ bunnies.

gigantic bunnies. those flemish giant rabbits that can be as big as a sheltie. one of his uncles saw his growth spurt and just gave him one when he was young. two peas in a pod immediately. inseparable. he was heartbroken when he had to leave the little thing to join the military. even more heartbroken when he came home one day and his bunny wasn’t there anymore. he picked up a giant bunny again when he sees you cooing at some normal sized rabbits at the fair, and now you are three peas in a pod. the bunny would run towards the front door and then flop on its side the moment könig comes home.

♡ ointments.

mans old. come on now. he might be your little meow meow but dudes aging. bones not crackalackin yet because of all the excercise he gets. but he old. at least one joint has to be fucked up because hes always the first one to come into a contested room. on bad days, usually when its cold or when it’s raining you can see the discomfort on his face and you get the ointment for his broken joint. sometimes you sing a little while doing it to lift his spirits and boy it does. would pick you up and spin you around immediately after you set the ointment down. you’re his light, and he loves to see that light shine.

#konig x reader #könig x reader #konig x you #könig x you #call of duty imagines #call of duty #might be the last one of these i make #thanks for reblogging them! #scuffed writing

[k-marzolf]

My lover’s got humor.

Established relationship, kissing, reader with ADHD (my own experience with it, as someone diagnosed), fluff and angst, smoking, fem!reader.

914 words.

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“Am I boring you?” Billy asked, exhaling smoke, watching you bounce your legs.

“What? Huh? No.” You said, “I like the way your smoke smells. Reminds me of dad.” You said, scooting closer.

You hadn’t been listening to what he’d been saying, too lost in your own world. “Yeah?” He husked, smiling at how you played with a loose thread on his sweater.

“We should play cards.” You blurted, still fidgeting.

He didn’t mention how you’d get bored in a few minutes and want to move onto something else. He never did. Instead, he said; “Sure, sweet pea.”

He walked into your apartment after you’d invited him over for takeout the next night. It was a mess, and you played with the strings on the hoodie of his that you wore. “Not very organized, I know. I always get distracted.” You said sheepishly.

There were books all over the floor, piles of laundry laying around, coffee mugs on the coffee table, but at least there was no garbage. You regularly took your garbage out.

Billy rolled his sleeves up, “Let's get to work, sweet pea.”

He couldn’t count the amount of times you’d find something, and get distracted and ramble about the memory associated with it. He never complained. Never. Just guided you back to the task at hand.

“You got me this panda at the fair. It’s my favorite stuffy. My scout sniper specialist. 134 confirmed kills. My badass Marine.” You said, nuzzling the panda.

Billy smiled, putting your books in alphabetical order, heart aching at how much you clearly loved him. It made him awkward, having never been truly loved before besides Frank.

You were indifferent to Billy’s looks, and so he knew it was for more than he looks and money. You loved him as he was. Even when he was an asshole.

“I’m sorry, I’m distracted again.” You said, setting the panda on your couch.

Billy kissed your forehead. “I got you, sweetheart.”

You put your laundry in the washing machine, humming to yourself.

Billy walked by, squeezing your hips, and kissing your neck. You giggled. “Your beard tickles.” You said, throwing in a detergent pod.

Billy laughed, and scratched his beard purposefully against your neck. You squirmed, bottom pressed to his groin, and he groaned, pinning your hips against the washer. His tongue teasing your ear.

You whined, “Billy…”

He pulled back, “Do I have your attention now?”

You pouted, “You’re being an ass.” You said, wiggling against the front of him.

“And you’re bein’ a little minx.” He shot back.

You only smiled softly.

“Thanks for helping me clean my apartment. Takeout on me.” You said, eagerly pressing a kiss to his mouth. That was the one thing you never got bored of, kissing Billy.

He hummed against your mouth, fingers lazily stroking your hips.

“If kissin’ was an Olympic sport, you’d have the gold medal.” You giggled, nose bumping his. “You give me dopamine, or maybe it’s serotonin. I dunno. You get my chemicals cheering.”

Billy laughed, “How about some tacos?”

Your eyes lit up as you grinned, “Crunchy ones?” You asked.

Billy smirked, “Of course.”

“Billy, will you stay the night? Promise not to hog the bed. And it’s cuddle season anyway. Well, I like to cuddle with you any season, but this season in particular—“ You rambled sweetly, sipping from your glass of wine, tummy full of tacos.

Billy smirked, shaking his head, a cigarette in his hand. He liked to smoke after eating. “Yeah, you’ll hog the bed, but sure I’ll stay. I like your face.” He teased you, exhaling smoke.

You smiled, softly. “Love ya, Bill.”

Billy’s heart skipped a beat.

He laid with you that night, and as predicted he was clinging to the side of the bed, with you pressed into his side snoring. He looked down at you. Your nose twitched, and your leg was thrown over his hip.

He knew life had been hard on you. Your father loved you but your hyperactivity and tendency to ramble made it hard on him being a single parent, so you were often isolated and on your own sensing the people around you were put off by you.

It wasn’t until Billy. He’d met you at a bar, and you’d been drinking so you weren’t as guarded, and rambled about Henry the Eighth. “Some people believe he was a psychopath, or that he had repeated traumatic brain injuries that caused his raging and memory problems. I’ve read a lot about it, sorry I’m rambling. Infodumping. Whatever.” You’d said, turning shy.

But Billy had smirked. “You’re so goddamn cute.”

You scooted closer now, as though you couldn’t get close enough. And you probably couldn’t, being isolated you’d gotten very little affection.

“It was hard for dad to raise me. He was not verbose, and I was. I think it just stressed him out. You’re the only one that lets me talk. You let me be me.” You’d told him softly one night, legs tangled together in his bed.

“That’s because you’re mine.” Billy said, the only way he knew to tell you he loved you.

And you had understood as perceptive as you were.

He kissed the top of your head now, eyes feeling heavy now. The last thing he remembered was the feel of your fingers in his hair, and a contentment he’d never felt before.

Things had never lasted before for Billy, but god, he wanted it to last with you.

#billy russo #billy russo x reader

[honkshoo-zzz]

How I see the Mercs within the LBGTQ+ Community

cause i keep seeing people posting things and EVERYONE KEEPS GETTING IT WRONG!! /j who cares i jus wanna make a funky list too

Scout: Def Bisexual, Trans ftm (can take or leave)

Probably has a preference for women

Probably doesn’t realize he likes men until he works with them 24/7 and all of his coworkers are hunky n sweaty and maybe a lil flirty

If trans, used Sex Bom tattoo to cover top surgery scars. Even though it’s definitely just worse than just having ts scars lmao

Soldier: Bisexual and Poly

I just love him dating Zhanna and Demo honestly

Fuck it, other mercs too, if they wanted

Tbh I also fuck with aro/ace vibes for him, he’s just kinda around for a good time with the homies in my mind. Both is good

I do see his preference being fairly equal though. Too busy thinking about his love for the US to think too much about tiddies/ass/etc.

Pyro: Def Ace, and either Aro or Lesbian in my mind. Also Nonbinary.

Either gender-fluid or just straight-up no gender enby. no in-between in my eyes.

I’m mostly all for Aro/Ace Pyro but I saw some Pyro x Ms. Pauling art and. love that. ugh, decisions…

Feel like they use whatever pronouns. Don’t gaf, will never gaf

Also no sex cause the suit just doesn’t come off. Also too busy setting shit on fire to care. More important shit to do.

Demoman: Pansexual and Poly

Again, dating Soldier who is also dating Zhanna

He’s also in a longterm relationship with Eyelander. Don’t ask too many questions about how that works though. But they are.

Also doesn’t have a gender-preference (obviously, he’s married to a sword). Semi-opportunistic in that sense, I guess (again he’s married to a sword. how many times do i gotta—)

Heavy: Bisexual, preference for Men

Idk man but Heavy and Medic have been married for a long time in my eyes

Also I feel like he participated in his sisters’ longing to “see another man” while living in Russia, had a similar reaction to meeting Medic upon taking the Merc job as Zhanna meeting Scout/Soldier

(For those who have yet to read the comics, that reaction basically just being: “you are man. I am horny. let’s bang.” and Medic would just be like o///o “aight” I think)

Biggest trans supporter tho, idk why but it just makes sense he would be the first to punch the teeth out a transphobe. Defends other mercs when confronted about gender shit 100%

Engineer: Bisexual, preferring Women; ftm Trans

The more top surgery art I see of him, the more I fall in love with trans Engie. It’s basically canon to me now. You can take this from my cold, dead hands.

Idk not much else to say. He’s a switch, though, if that adds much of anything HXSKFJEJX

No bottom surgery in my mind, either. Just makes his own straps n shit, cause he can (one of his 11 PhDs was in sex, actually, did you know?)

Medic: Gay, ftm Trans (again, can take or leave)

The most bottom-gay I’ve ever seen, personally (idk how else to phrase it, forgive me)

Again, I feel like he’s been married to Heavy for a long time

If trans, did his own top and bottom surgery, probably at the same time, cause he knew he could and he’s fucking insane (scars are a little wild as a result but he wears them with pride)

Sniper: Gay. das it HFSKFJEK

Gay, but the type of guy where you’d never know til his fuckin boyfriend walks out and kisses him or sum

Also he’s exclusively a top in my mind. Idk why but I feel like he’s got control issues HHEEKLEDP

Again, not super out-spoken about his sexuality, but *will* go out of his way to stab a homophobe. Not kill them from a distance, specifically stab. Shit’s more personal that way (is that too morbid? sorry)

Spy: Bisexual, Genderfluid

Another bottom, but will top if needed (like with most women, if he somehow gets with *another* bottom, etc.)

He’s also a whore. A slut, even. Good for him.

OH AND GENDERFLUID omg. Saw some stuff about that recently so it’s new to my pea brain but I like it.

Again, like Sniper, I feel like he wouldn’t really talk about his gender stuff a lot, but would discover this of himself when disguising himself as women and just feeling. Just as comfortable, if not more comfortable as them at times.

Kinda sensitive about it, though, probably. Will stab anyone who mentions it while he’s figuring it out. But gets better upon meeting the mercs and their gay-asses, lmao

“holy shit it’s not that crazy to like to have boobs sometimes” type-beat.

ok i’m done. again feel free to add stuff, fight me (like, as a bro), or whatever. Love talking about it cause I love these lil weirdos. Probably too much. oh well hdkafjejfk

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #scout tf2 #soldier tf2 #pyro tf2 #demo tf2 #heavy tf2 #engie tf2 #medic tf2 #sniper tf2 #spy tf2 #zhanna tf2 #ms. pauling #tf2 shitpost #gay tf2 #lgbt tf2 #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #trans engie tf2 #gay medic tf2 #gay sniper tf2 #bisexual scout tf2 #could do more but i’m tired #gonna go play tf2 #believe it or not #lmao #ok bye kids love you #honkshoozzz #honkshoozzz post

[sensivs]

The other man

First angst on here 🫡‼️

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Basic summary: Ghost and you have been together for so long, you knew that ghost loved you and you loved ghost. But the moment ghost met soap, you knew that he found someone else to tend his wounds… (I’m gonna cry myself to sleep after this)

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You and ghost, you two were like two peas in a pod. If ghost was being invited into 141, then you would have to be invited as well.

You noticed ghost looking for a simple someone, but that someone wasn’t you.. it was soap.

You just thought that, hey! They’re best buds, nothing could go wrong between them.. right?

You then started noticing that Simon grew more distant by the day. He stopped talking to you and started treating you like everyone else..

Everyone else but Johnny. You grew more jealous, I mean, who wouldn’t? Simon was YOURS first.

And now after 4 years of marriage he leaves you..? You couldn’t take it. It was so clear that ghost had.. lost interest in you.

“Ghost what the absolute FUCK?!” You yelled, you had cornered ghost in a corner, demanding answers from him.

“What?” “Don’t you fucking ‘wHaT’ me, you know exactly what your doing” ghost’s eyes grew wide..

It was at that point when he realized what he had done.. he wasn’t stupid when it came to realizing problems.

But he’s been so fixated on soap that.. he just forgot about you. You saw as ghost’s eyes were filled with tears of guilt.

“Look I’m sorry y/n.. I pro-“ “bullshit, your so fucking dumb, it’s fucking taken you SEVERAL months to realize that you caused a problem? How fucking stupid do you have to be?”

You saw that your words stung him like a wasp, but you didn’t care. He needed to realize that his actions had consequences.

He let out a shakey breath, “give me my ring.” “What?” “Give me back the ring I spent YEARS saving up for”.

“Your not..” ghost sighed, he then took off his glove and then took off the ring. It shined like the brightest star in the galaxy.

“I’m fucking leaving this task force, have fucking fun with soap” you choked back pain from your voice. You didn’t want him to see how vulnerable you were at that moment.

Ghosts eyes overfilled with tears, they then started slowly poured out. One by one, tears fell from ghost’s face.

He knew he had made the biggest mistake in his life, and he was too stupid to realize it until now.

The scene of you walking away from him made ghost break down. You were the most valuable thing in his life, but he knew that you wouldn’t take his word for it.

Memories of you two together made ghost break down even more, he just couldn’t stop himself from sobbing as loud as he was.

You then saw soap run to his aid, but you didn’t care, tears of anger spilt from your own eyes. You hated soap, and you hated ghost even more.

Ghost’s sobs filled the night, you cherished the feeling of finally letting go of someone who no longer loved you.

You met up with price the day after at the most earliest convenience, you told him that you were leaving the task force.

Price fought against it, you were one of the best snipers that anyone could have. But he finally let you go, with a nice tight hug.

You then went on to tell everyone else you were leaving, most of them were in tears, but they all accepted the fact that you were leaving.

Gaz sobbed in your arms, not wanting to ever let you go and Alejandro held back tears but said his farewells.

You didn’t dare step foot anywhere near ghost or soap. Wanting the pain to sink into ghost into the last inch of his body.

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This was so shitty pls have mercy on me 😞😞😞😞

#angst with no happy ending #ghostmw2 #mw2 #male reader #i cant take it anymore

[clover-exe2009]

Nicknames I think the Tf2 men would give their s/o

Heavy: “little lady” “my sweet”

engineer: “Sweet pea”, “pumpkin“

Demoman: love,

pyro: “mhmhm”(honey)

scout: “baby doll” ”toots” “cutie”

spy: “dearest” ” darling“

medic: “star/my star”

sniper: ”bub” “little Roo”

soldier: “Bonnie/bunny”

#tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy

[tf2heritageposts]

There is: (i got too excited and it's a bit long sorry)

What kind of brazillian foods/drinks the mercs would like the most

Scout:

He would love any kinds of street foods, his favorite ones would be coxinha, a fried snack stuffed with chicken; Hot dogs in the São Paulo way, they usually have mashed potatoes, corn, peas and shoestring potatoes above (with ketchup and mustard, of course) and pastel, a fried dough (the texture is similar to a puff pastry) that can have many kinds of fillings, the most usual one is mozzarella cheese. He also would love eat this while drink sugarcane juice (it's a classical combo).

Soldier:

This one is funny, bc in my head all the other mercs had to lie to him that they were getting 100% american food so he could at least try some, and he keep eating it without knowing the thruth. His favorite ones would also be ones of the most iconical ones, by irony of the destiny, such as feijoada and pão de queijo. He would also love farofa (is made either with corn or cassava, braised with oil and can have diverses other igredients too) but since Soldier is build diferently, insted of eating it as a side dish he just cook a huge ass pan of farofa and eat all of it with a spoon.

Pyro:

He would love brigadeiro, because is sweet as him (awwn). He would love churrasco (brazilian barbecue), so much that he, engineer and sniper would be the ultimate churrasqueiros of the team (however only engineer and sniper are alowed to touch on the grill since the incident). From the many things that can be made in a churrasco, Pyro likes garlic bread the most (because it gets burned at outisde really quickly but still ok to eat). The last thing from his list would be cuscuz paulista, recipe that blend corn flour and many other igredients, and that people from other brazilian states keep saying its ugly but THATS UNTRUE YALL JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT - me, a sad paulistana.

Engineer:

As said before, he would love churrasco, and any kind of red meat should be his favorite (picanha, striploin…). He would also like the local beer options and condensed milk pudding (pudim). No special rasion on the last one (besides giving all the mercs at least 3 itens).

Demoman:

He would LOVE drinking cachaça (alchoolic drink made with sugarcane) and caipirinha as well (drink made with cachaça, lime, sugar and ice). For eat, his favorite food should be torresmo (pork skin with fat cut into small pieces and fried until crispy), that is also a good side dish in brazilian bar's.

Heavy:

His first favorite option would be estrogonofe, wich is actually a brazilian version of a russian recipe (stroganoff), with some alterations. He would also enjoy virado à paulista (plate composed of a beans and cassava flour mix, together with pork chop, tuscan sausage, fried egg, braised cabbage and a piece of breaded banana), it's a really big meal to a really big guy. Finally, he would go for "caipiroska" for drinking, with is a caipirinha variation but with vodka in the place of cachaça (wich i didn't know existed until i started writing this kkkkkk)

Medic:

Cuca de banana (a cake with bananas and a sugar & cinnamon on top) would be one of his favorite desserts (it also has a germanic origin i also didn't knew kkkkkk). He also would like specific foods from Bahia, such as Acarajé (dumpling made from black-eyed pea dough, onion and salt, and fried in palm oil, can be stuffed with shrimp or other options of filling) and cocada (candy made with coconut), but I can't specify why yet bc it envolves a headcanon/AU i'm still making and i want it to be a silly surprise, i'll edit here once it's done.

Sniper:

The last one of the ultimate churrasqueiros, his favorite item would be chiken's hearts. Aparently pumpkings are very used in australian culinary, so i like to imagine he would also like doce de abobora (dessert made with pumpking). Finally, i guess tapioca (cassava gum, can be fried like a pancake and stuffed to taste, among other uses) just suits him idk.

Spy:

He would love Carolina (looks like a éclair, but is smaller, rounder, and filled with dulce de leche) and sonho (fried dough, usualy filled with vanilla cream and with sprinkled sugar above. The name of this recipe translate to "dream" in a literal form btw kkkkk). Ending this list, Spy would enjoy queijo com goiabada (a slice of minas cheese thogeter with a slice of guava paste).

Thank you for reading until here, and sorry if i made you fell hungry hihihi

holy shit this is so good

also i want carolina that looks so good

i also want the sugarcane drinks, please god i’ll do anything

#not a heritage post

[brain-amoeba]

still battling writers block but wanna stay active so here is all my pea brain can muster at the moment

Even More Random HCs: Spy x Reader

-Let me start this with some of my general Spy HCs-- I don't think he's necessarily as cold and distant as Sniper but I also disagree with the notion of him being very lovey dovey and affectionate. Spy is a gentleman, romantic and full of charm, but still a mysterious gentleman nonetheless (I mean, he's always seen wearing a balaclava ffs), so there is a definite wall between him and those around him. Basically, he's always in control of all his relationships--through his wit and understanding of the human psyche, he can always make his own outcomes, and decides when and how to act to get his desired result every time.

-That's not to say it isn't possible to break that wall down tho, which is what I want to explore in my writing :3 and just another random one is I know Spy doesn't have a canon name and i dunno if theres like a universally agreed upon fanon name for him but I always pictured him as a Maximilien.

-Spy is very picky when it comes to those who pique his attention--he may be a romantic, but he's not just some sleazebag who flirts with anything that has a pulse. He likes to think of it as some kind of game, or scheme. A variety of worthy contenders, but only 1 he ends up meaningfully pursuing (enter reader stage left!!!)

-Spy, a master manipulator and well-versed in the art of conniving, knows better than to go all-in once he has his heart set on you. What kind of mercenary would he be if he didn't have some kind of master plan? There are still 8 other men he has to compete for your affections with, you know.

-He strings you along, always giving just the right amount of flirtation or romance to keep your dopamine up while still leaving you begging for more. His psychological approach to winning you over is to ensure that once you fall, you can't won't want to get back up :)))

-And if he finds that perhaps you've taken to one of his colleagues a little more than him? Ohohoho, a true gentleman fights for his lady! But in this particular case, Spy is no stranger to fighting dirty--he takes it upon himself to disguise as whichever merc you're crushing on and will gaslight you and manipulate your feelings against (insert merc here). He knows better than to outright crush you and give you a cold rejection while in disguise, though he dreams of it; the moment you'd come crying to him about your broken heart, and how terribly sorry you were for not coming to your senses and being with Spy instead--it's almost enough to get him hard

-He doesn't mean to manipulate you so harshly, honest! He just wants what's best for him you. He will treat you right. He will make sure all your needs are taken care of, and take you to the highest heights of carnal pleasure you've never known before--even if you don't, he knows that you see it that way too.

By any means necessary.

(also just wanna say i have seen all the asks in my inbox and i promise I am working on all of them! writers block is really just kicking my ass when it comes to writing actual fics, which is what i'm doing for quite a few of them, but I promise i'll get them churned out!)

#headcanons #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 spy #tf2 spy x reader #team fortress 2 spy

[heseipikmin]

Fuck it, almost every Plant in PVZ 2 compared to what AK Operator they correspond with (As well as Event Stages) (sorted by World) (Plants that don't seem to represent any Operator not accounted for)

Starter:

Sunflower: Myrtle

Peashooter: Adnachiel, Rangers, Durin

Walnut: Beagle, Noir Corne, Friston-3

Potato Mine: Robin, Frost

Cabbage Pult: Totter

Ancient Egypt: A Walk in the Dust

Repeater: Kroos, Jessica, Tachanka

Bloomerang: Caper, Jieyun (Skill 2), Shirayuki (Skill 2)

Bonk Choy: Any Brawler Guard

Iceberg Lettuce: Kafka

Twin-Sunflower: Elysium, Sailech

Pirate Seas: Heart of Surging Flame

Kernel Pult: Erato

Snapdragon: Any Reaper Guard, Any Spreadshooter Sniper

Spring Bean: Shaw (Skill 1)

Spikeweed: Bena, Kiara

Coconut Cannon: Pozemka (Skill 2), Fiametta (Skill 2)

Threepeater: Blue Poison (Skill 2), Fuze

Spikerock: Specter the Uncained, Kazemaru, Manticore

Cherry Bomb: THRM-EX

Wild West: Darknights Memoir

Split-Pea: Jessica the Liberated

Lightning-Reed: Any Chain-Caster

Pea Pod: Ling

Melon Pult: Catapult

Tall-Nut: Cuora

Winter Melon: Greyy the Lightningbearer

Frostbite Caves: Break the Ice

Pepper Pult: Catapult, Meteorite, Fiametta

Chard-Guard: Shaw (Skill 2)

Stunion: Kafka

Lost City: Gavial the Chief Returns

Red Stinger: Melanite (Skill 2)

A.K.E.E: Any Chain-Caster

Endurian: Bubble

Stalia: Ela (Skill 3)

Far Future: Dorothy's Vision, Lone Trail

Laser Bean: Melanite, Corroseum

Citron: Any Mystic-Caster

E.M Peach: Kafka

Magnifying Grass: Swire the Elegant Wit

Dark Ages: Maria Nearl, Near Light

Sun-Shroom: Poncirus

Puff-Shroom: Deepcolor

Fume-Shroom: Ifrit, Corroseum

Neon Mixtape Tour: Lingering Echoes

Phat Beet: Ethan

Celery Stalker: Mountain (Skill 2)

Spore-Shroom: Muelsyse

Jurassic Marsh: A Flurry to the Flame

Primal Wall-Nut: Gravel

Primal Potato Mine: Dorothy, W

Big Wave Beach: Dossoles Holiday

Guacodile: Iana

Bowling Bulb: Any Mystic-Caster

Banana Launcher: Goldenglow (Skill 3)

Modern Day: Integrated Strategies

Dusk Lobber: Sesa

Premium:

Snow-Pea: Orchid

Japaleno: Ifrit

Imitater: Muelsyse

Pea-Nut: Liskarm, Blitz

Sap-Fling: Greyy the Lightningbearer

Hurrikale: FEater

Strawburst: Any Mystic-Caster

Wasabi Whip: Any Instructor-Guard

Seed Packets:

Blooming Heart: Click

Aloe: Tuye (Skill 2)

Boom Balloon Flower: Dorothy

Mega Gatling Pea: Ash, Exusiai

Levitater: Qanipalaat, Ho'olheyak

Bamboo Warrior: Lin

#plants vs zombies 2 #pvz 2 #arknights #if theres a plant unaccounted for that actually represents an Operator please comment it down incase i missed one

[maccreadysbaby]

Fem!Sole and Deacon Best Friends Headcanons

deacon immediately hopped right on board when Sole first walked into the Railroad HQ

he’d been watching and to be honest, he just liked her

she was exactly like him in so many ways, he didn’t even know it was possible

they clicked like puzzle pieces

they do every mission together

desdemona even started telling them incorrect time frames for missions because she knows they’re going to take 3x longer from laughing the whole walk

supreme sniper rifle / shotgun duo

seriously, she will charge and shoot for the face, and the whole time sniper rounds are flying over her shoulders from the shadows

sole often knows when he’s lying and she’ll add things to it like “oh yeah I remember that, it was right before I killed elder maxson and taped him to the moon” or “yeah, I was there. you were totally hot when you were younger, by the way”

it doesn’t take very long for deacon to get strangely comfortable around her

they like to go to diamond city and walk right past people and say bizarre things with straight faces just for the stranger’s reactions

“yeah, my dads decapitation went well, he just doesn’t know what kind of head he wants yet: deathclaw or yao gui”

”no, no, no, you don’t put a leash on a feral to walk it, you have to use a muzzle! like for a bad dog! you should know this by now!”

they have taken on so many different identities for missions that they basically don’t know who they are anymore

they slowly become more and more of why the other looks forward to the day ahead

once deacon did a prank on sole to make them think he was dying, and it worked so well that sole became a gigantic mess and it really shocked him to know that she cared that much

they quote shakespeare and old literature together and suddenly everyone in the room thinks they’re distinguished and cultured but really they’d only seen it once in the library

they have a particular fondness for quoting hamlet when desdemona asks them to do something for her

they end up bonding over their dead spouses

deacon gets really antsy when sole goes anywhere without him

their sleep schedules are so messed up that they will spontaneously disappear and other people in the settlement will find them clonked out somewhere

they become two peas in a pod

the peanut butter to the others jelly

the spider to their web

and they would literally die for one another, and even though deacon is closed off when it comes to his past, sole gets to know all of it because they deserve jt

(oh yeah, and he totally falls for them)

#fallout oc #fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 companions #fallout four #fo4 #fo4 oc #fo4 deacon #deacon fo4 #deacon fallout 4 #fallout deacon #diamond city radio #railroad #the institute #brotherhood of steel #drummer boy #minutemen #travis miles

[justaholycorpse]

“The Giant and The Bird.”

|| König x gn!reader pt.2||

some touch of angst, no comfort, detachment, jealousy if you squint

“König, I..” Your voice trailed off, brows furrowed together as you lost yourself in thought. “Oh gods, König, you are such a nerd.” Your words spilled from your lips, he was confused by what you were saying. You looked at him, eyes softening as you traced over his hooded face, you began to speak again but his anxiety pulled his feet to move in the direction of the door. He didn’t want to move anywhere but his body wasn’t his to control, it was either he zoned out while you spoke and didn’t realize you had felt the same for him or you would turn him down. He didn’t want to find out. His body carried him to his room while you tried to keep up with him, calling out to him in a soft yet desperate tone. You didn’t want him to leave, hell if anything you wanted to crawl into his arms and be with him until each star in the sky died.

You mentally beat yourself up about it for weeks afterwards, he never looked at you anymore, he seemingly moved on from you. König followed around the medic more now, becoming her giant. It was a change you hated, seeing him with her of all people? being close to her and looking at her with the same softness he looked at you with? It ate at you, breaking open your ribs and hollowing you out until it was all you felt. Rage and sorrow carving you into a husk, if he was her giant now, would you still be his bird? König along with a handful of others called you “Birdy” since you were silent and, at times, was a sniper for the team. You pushed past the medic holding onto König like she was dying, pulling them apart and drifting past, not so much as a glance their way. König, despite not admitting it, had missed your soft smile whenever he locked eyes with you, he had missed everything about you. You voice was always hollow and void of anything but the mission at hand.

After a few months had passed you became more reserved, not talking unless you were called upon, not leaving your room for anything other than what was necessary. You had become the person they all met when you first joined the team, it was chilling, like you weren’t their “Birdy” any more. You had slipped out of your room, suited up and ready to head out, your gaze never fell on König even if he was stood right in front of you. You never talked to König directly, even if it was about the mission, you always made someone else give him orders. “Y/n, do you have eyes on the target?” A familiar voice rung over your comms and to no response. You did have eyes on the target but since he asked it, you didn’t respond even though you enjoyed the sound of his voice finally saying his name after so long. “Y/n. Do you have eyes on the target?” A different voice rang out, it was Ghost’s, the slight hint of softness hidden in his tone. “Yes, sir.” Your voice rang back, hearing a soft german curse after you gave an answer. “Wait for my orders to take the shot.” Ghost spoke again, earning another ‘yes sir’ from you. It didn’t take long before you got the order, calming your breathing as you followed the person in your scope, you emptied your lungs and pulled the trigger. It hit home and the person came tumbling down. “Good shot, y/n. Head back to the heli for evac.” Ghost commanded and you followed, hitting any enemies that shot at you along the way.

You made it back to base relatively safe, save for the bullet wounds in your body, nothing life threatening but it still hurt like hell. You resorted to taking the things you needed to mend yourself. You didn’t want to deal with that medic, she wouldn’t shut up about who ‘liked’ her or whatever crossed her pea sized brain. It saved you the headache and the time it took, she would be busy talking your ear off rather than fixing you up, even if you were bleeding. You trudged to your room, peeling off the layers once the door clicked shut behind you. You made the habit of checking around your room for people or things out of place, just for safety. You let your muscles relax when everything was in place and no one was hidden in your room, you began to fix yourself up, almost finishing when a knock cut the peaceful silence of your room. “For fuck sake..” You grumbled as you reached for the door handle, cracking it open to find a familiar sniper hood waiting for you on the other side.

||another cliffhanger, i hope your enjoying the story so far, the next part will be the final part so i have a few things in mind for that. thank you for reading the first part and hopefully enjoying this part too. Reblog as well since it helps my works get out there more!!||

#könig #x reader #i love him #angst #cliffhanger #gn!reader #i’m going to combust #please enjoy

[charliemwrites]

Hey fellow charlie, since everyone is dropping ocs i kinda wanna drop mine off here too for the lil playdate goin on

Her callsign is emerald and she is known to be very bubbly and chaotic but we love the madness she brings

the loudness is kinda a front for her so when shes not talking to people or shes with her close friends shes quieter than normal

can clap back at a bitch if necessary tho

while em is very loud and talkative, she can be very stealthy and sneaky (she loves a good prank on an unsuspecting victim)

she is very good at knife combat as well as being a sniper

IS THE COMEBACK QUEEN IN AN ARGUMENT OR AT ANY GIVEN TIME

she is very perceptive about people and notices more than people give her credit for due to her rambunctious nature

i feel like she would just be an overall fun/sometimes calming person for the team to be around

She and Duke would be two peas in a pod. Duke doesn't do pranks much, but she's always down to engineer something. And also chitchat, spar, cause a bit of chaos. Any base they're on together has their hands full with these two

#asks #rook “duke” alistair

[k-marzolf]

We became violence.

Friends to lovers, domestic violence, mentions of cheating (reader’s ex), protective!Billy, kissing, language, fem!reader.

Imagine Being Loved By Me.

377 words.

x

You wrung your hands, standing at his door, cold from the blowing snow outside. “Who hurt you?” Billy asked, roughly, eyes narrowing at how you shook. At how timid you were, how you flinched at his tone.

“My ex, he—“ You bit your lip, trying to breathe through the fear and anxiety. Your father set the precedent for every man you’d ever love. You’d been young when he divorced your mother, but the damage had been done by eight years old.

You couldn’t find the words to tell Billy.

His fingers curled around your fingers sighing at how icy your fingers were. He wondered if you had walked here, and how long you’d been out in the cold.

He pulled you down the hall into his bedroom, and pulled his duvet back, “Get warm.” He said, tone leaving no room for argument. Your heart warmed at his care for you, and you crawled in shivering, and only then did he see the bruise on your cheek, making it swollen.

Anger simmered underneath the calm exterior that someone would touch you, lay a hand on you.

Billy kissed your mouth, tucking you in. “You never haveta be afraid again.” He hummed, stroking your hair.

“What are you going to do to him?” You murmured, sleepily.

“I’ll break his fingers for touching you. And his cock for dipping where he shouldn’t when you were together.” Billy said calmly, eyes like pits, intense.

Your Marine, as your mother always said, noticed the way you and Billy danced around each other.

Marine Force Recon, scout sniper specialist, 134 confirmed kills. And your best friend.

“I love you.” You told him, softly.

He kissed you hard on the mouth, fingers tangled in your hair. “I’ll be back, sweet pea.” He husked, before straightening up, and moving to leave.

Your eyes fluttered, reaching for him and grasping his sweater. He smiled indulgently, pulling your fingers away, and turning and leaving. Your tongue was too thick to beg him to stay. It was Billy, it would always be your best friend that you loved.

And you weren’t sorry for it, you thought drifting off, peaceful and warm. A relief your ex would suffer, in the same way he’d made you suffer for two years.

Tags; @idaofinfinity @e-dubbc11 @rosaleenablack @firexfate @aoi-targaryen

#billy russo #billy russo x reader

[rodolfoparras]

Just out of curiosity because I never see you talk or write about them, how do you feel about characters like Keegan (and the rest of Ghosts), Konig, Horangi, Alex and such?

I know a lot of people have polarising opinions on Konig and Keegan is so severely underrated imo (my babygirl 🖤) and I don't think I've ever seen you mention any of them so I just wanted to ask.

First of all thank you sm for caring about my thoughts and opinions sugar?33??4😭🫶🏻 second of all I’d just like to say I have not watched nor played ghosts but I have contemplated on doing so, third of all I’m just a silly kitty so if u like these characters then don’t take anything to heart

So I have a wee bit understanding of Logan and Keegan and from the bits I’ve seen I really like them! Someone made a compilation on Keegan on tiktok and he came off as a mix of soap and gaz kind caring attentive and funny i think if I watched or played ghosts I’d probably like both Logan and Keegan a lot! I think I’ve also written a Drabble for both of them or maybe one of them? My pea brain can’t seem to remember 😭

I’ve written one or two drabbles for both König and Alex! I think könig is hot and I find his very character arc interesting. He choose to become a sniper to prove he could be one despite his social anxiety. I completely understand the polarized opinion on him. He has a shitty va and many times he replaces Gaz in tf141/ot4 content which is just strange 💀

When it comes to Alex, I admire his relationship with Farah, there’s a clip where Alex’ actor explain there’s a lot of depth to their relationship and I really enjoy seeing it on screen

Then we have horangi who’s hot and that’s really all I have to say about him I think there are way too many characters in cod to the point where there’s bound to be a group of characters that are perceived as hot, you acknowledge they exist in the game but you don’t really care to write for them

If I ever write for these characters it’s bc I know there’s lack of content for them but I usually stick to the characters I enjoy writing about the most which you can see is my beautiful wife price which is funny bc I joined this fandom as a big alerudy fan and didn’t find a single thing attractive about price and now we’re here 😔

#alec answers