shitty sketch for shawty cant tag his ass bc he doesmt have tumblr
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Following up on my thought about Ashlynn being not only the ‘Mom Friend’, but also having to deal with her absolute disasters for friends, I just realized how much funnier it is that both of her friends are like the gayest people ever.
Ashlynn, being a distinguished pansexual, having to deal with these idiots: Apple, Briar, I love you both so, so much, but I am this close to throwing these glass slippers out the window, and you know how much I love my glass slippers.
It’s so funny, because, bless her heart, she’s going to have to deal with, not one, but two horrible realizations.
Imagine Apple, bursting through Ashlynn’s door at 3 am, looking as if a revelation has dawned upon her: Ashlynn, I think I might like girls. I think I might like Darling.
Ashlynn Ella, running on 2 hocus lattes, and who was also present during all of Apple’s gay panics and when Darling woke her up: Oh, you don’t say?
Also, like, Briar realizing she might be in love with the VILLAIN of her destiny.
Briar, jumping into the room through the window: Holy fuck, Ash, I think I might like Faybelle.
Ashlynn, who has seen these idiots flirt for years, and who has heard Briar not only babble about how pretty Faybelle is endlessly, but has also had the Epic Winter dream recounted to her several times: Well, this is certainly unexpected.
Just Ashlynn Ella man.
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AMURO. 05
One would assume, that after all this time, even the day of love and pink and roses would lose its charm. Once you've had the joy of being with your loved one for so many years, one would assume the magic would've faded. Oh how wrong they would be. As both a hopeless romantic and a huge fan of pink, you believed you were born for this special day. And even after all this time, every single year you were unimaginably grateful to have a Valentine. The one you loved most, as your Valentine.
Yet the best part of this all, was that Amuro Tooru knew. Of course he knew. Every year, you'd pretend to not actually care. You'd say it'd be nice if you both had time, but it wasn't that big of a deal if you don't after so many years. Oh, how he saw right through your lies. If there was one person excited for Valentine's Day, it had to be you. It didn't matter if he had time or not, he would always make time on Valentine's Day. It was a day for him and you.
That wasn't all that you didn't know however. You didn't realize he was just as excited for Valentine's Day. The way you would still be thrilled when he says he has the night free, or the way your eyes would light up every year when he brought you red roses, or even the way you’d always end up sharing the whole box of chocolates he got for you, not him, would never fail to melt his heart. While you were always very obvious with expressing your love, Valentine's Day was special for him because it was so subconscious. Your love for him seemed to pour out of you and it filled his heart in ways you would never imagine.
So again, he waits for you with a bouquet of red roses, somehow nervous, praying that you would love them.
“Happy Valentines Day,”
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Posting 1 of about 151293050 mdyz drafts I have!
The artist, the fan, and their strange insane relationship that no one can really get a clear picture on due to conflicting testimony
When midori and yuzuru interact, gravity flips. when a name is dropped, the speed of light is halved. when they’re in the same story, energy is created AND destroyed. The universe is tearing apart as we speak and I plan to do nothing about it
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asked my irls if they would eat me if i HAD to have something amputated and i kept it and cooked it into a meal, like that poll going around, and they said no. fuck my stupid baka life
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>emerges from under my comfy rock
>hacks up a rushed concept for that tumblr sexyman descendants trend like way too late
>slithers back under rock
(check out @sexymandescendants it’s a cool concept)
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