#THIS IS HALF A JOKE

[wolfofcelestia]

||| MDNI |||

Zayne and MC never pushed their child to become a doctor, but the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

Their child was a rising star and flew through exams with the loving support of their parents

Those who knew Zayne would not recognize him when they saw him congratulate his child with a wide smile and the look of a proud father on his face. The doting father and husband seemed to only warm to his family

The child seemed to be destined to become a doctor. They were born at Akso and now they began studying under their father and the doctors the child grew up knowing as “uncle/auntie” instead of “doctor”

What the child and the rest of the hospital didn’t know was that this destiny ran deeper than that

For it was in this same hospital that the child was conceived

#this is half a joke #mostly because who hasn’t wanted zayne to rail them in his office #love and deepspace #zayne love and deepspace #headcanons #scenarios #i didn’t turn the joke into angst this time #are you proud of me #im gonna shut up before my brain turns it into angst lmao #….whispers mc dies and neither zayne or the child can save her #ok that’s all from me bye!!! #:’)

[comicaurora]

Are the telepathic mouse people friends with the tiny fairy people?

bitter enemies

#this is half a joke #but the little flower fairy people are the only “shadows” that are close to them in size and that's freaky to them #the flower fairies (on the rare occasions they meet) #think the skittish forge mice are unsettling #asks #aurora

[melancholycatastrophe]

all these jokes about Kenjaku tapping his tongue on it, slipping it back in when it slipped out, doing cartwheels on it, using reverse curse technique to make it tighter, going up and down so Yuji could go left and right, face in the pillow and arched back, and yet, ONLY 42 KENJIN FICS ON AO3? HALF OF WHICH ARE EXPLICIT? I am SO disappointed in all of you for not exploring their evil scientist wifeXdownbad normal husband dynamic more, like c'mom!

#jujutsu kaisen #this is half a joke #kenjaku #jin itadori #kenjin

[imagefragrance]

planning out a bender for my 21st bday cuz ive never been on a proper bender… gotta stick to schedule… 💪

#this is half a joke #and i think it could be crazier #but giving myself a 48 hour window so we see #this js the opposite of self care i could probably book a trip to the canary islands for this money instead

[sergle]

happy birthdayyy I'll be honest I wish I was your friend!!

WELP I'll be honest back!!! I stopped knowing how to form friendships at age 22!! Happy weird al day!

#THIS IS HALF A JOKE #my closest friends are people I've known for a decade plus #and the messages they get from me are foul or deeply boring #sergle answers

[writeforfandoms]

Trying to decide what would fix me: new tat, twelve hours of sleep, or screaming into the void.

#personal #this is half a joke #probably #mostly

[the-ideal-iplier]

Should I add the pornipliers into the game? 👀

#this is half a joke #And only as a cameo ya NASTIES #I want my pizza delivery man #markiplier #theidealiplier #markiplierfangame #markiplieregos #markiplieregodatingsim

[rabid-citrus]

last minute predictions (might not be limited to the pilot)

Pomni finds the void goop room by accident

It's implied that there have been past attempts on Caine's life carried out by the humans (all failed, obviously)

Implied Jax assassination attempt (whether it was successful or not is up to viewers interpretation)

Jax is involved in some noodle incident (someone might have died in it)

sOmEoNe Is AlWaYs WaTcHiNg

an invisible audience laughs every time something gruesome happens on stage, and the trapped humans can hear it (and it freaks Pomni out)

Caine breaks the fourth wall and everyone wonders what the fuck he's talking about

Bubble SUDDENLY talks at the end

Gangle gets wrapped around something like a present's ribbon

tangled Gangle

fire breather trick gone wrong (someone gets their ass torched, most likely Pomni)

sawing a woman (gender neutral) in half trick gone wrong (heavily censored for extra funny)

GIANT HAMMER

void goop wants to assimilate

void goop is a foil to Caine (they're buddies of sorts)

OR void goop is still a foil to Caine, but they're enemies of sorts

The clown guy gets fed to the void goop tar pit and Pomni is forced to watch

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #this is half a joke #it might not actually happen in the show

[coveredinsun]

double life except they don’t share hearts. they’re only bound in death. you have no way of telling who you’re soulbound to until you both fucking die at once

#this is half a joke #like i know its comically bad but they could make it dramatic #you have to consider your enemies carefully because *gasp* killing them could also kill YOU!!!!!! #double life #double life smp

[fynn-arcana]

CERTIFIED GAY SITE HELP ME OUT

How the hell do you flirt with cute sapphics?? What do sapphics like? Can I bring them shiny rocks like I’m a crow??

Fellas I’m gay but I don’t know where to go from there

#this is half a joke #it’s not really an emergency #but it could be #I will actually take tips tho from successful sapphics #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #sapphic #lesbian #bisexual #wlw post #wlw

[buck2eddie]

basketball scene 🎹 🎤 just gonna be buck getting a concussion from being hit in the face with the ball then having a very realistic dream of everyone on the court performing getcha head in the game so he has to face his demons (bisexuality)

#and we thought musical episode would never happen! #this is half a joke #maya talks

[wrathofrats]

Do yall think I can get tentacle porn into mushy may or

#this is half a joke #wrath rambles

[cranberrysoap]

the correct way to write a british character in a medium without sound is in a way that americans are surprised to find out they are british years later

#irrelevant cran rambles #this is half a joke #i just like subtlety #if i see an accent written so phonetically it becomes illegible i die a little inside #that goes for all nationalities btw not just that one

[justsasuke]

Headcanon that Itachi is actually bad at ninjutsu (for a prodigy Uchiha anyway) but no one ever noticed it because he’s just that good at Genjutsu.

#only Sasuke knows and it’s because he’s seen Itachi practicing #Itachi #random #this is half a joke #Itachi uchiha

[quackoyesyes]

Realised its bi day (according to the pride month calendar) and I would like to thank my queer idols for making me feel proud of myself and massively changing myself to who I am today so I dedicate this post to them! We love you!

Happy pride month everyone!

#jesse eisenberg #andrew garfield #the social network #markwardo #jewnicorn #pride #bisexual #bisexual pride #lgbtqplus #this is half a joke #but my love and appreciation is true #happy pride 🌈 #lgbtq

[pidgeonline]

My new theory is that Michael, Uriel, and Saraqael/Sandalphon are going to be the catty mean girls of Heaven while Aziraphale is supreme archangel and Aziraphale is going to be the poor Cady Heron/Veronica Sawyer/Elle Woods

#crowley is allowed to be aaron samuels or emmett forrest but he’s not allowed to be jason dean #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens season 3 #aziraphale #crowley #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #this is half a joke