#Ted is a dumbass

[nabwastaken]

is this anything

Bonus:

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #the trail to oregon #mcdoon #ted spankoffski #ted is a dumbass #joey richter #Double joey richter let's goo #Mcdoon my beloved #Hatchetfield text posts #I can't stop making these help

[ricky-mortis]

Time Bastard trapped in Tinky’s blorbo box

#golly this was a lot to draw #seems like it came out pretty good though #I love this rat man #and the eldiritch god obsessed with him #favs #goats are hard to draw #and hands #and cubes #luckily I have the maze cube so I could take my own reference pictures #(btw I’m obsessed with this dumbass cube- I can now do the maze in 16 seconds) #(it’s so much fun tho) #doing the lighting for this one was a journey #hard but fun #anyways yeah have this #hatchetfield #team starkid #time bastard #nightmare time #ted spankoffski #Tinky #tnoy karaxis #joey richter #cw bright colors #cw horror #my art #:)

[coolpointsetta]

roy: being in love is not always cute and romantic.

roy: sometimes being in love means having viral bronchitis and pushing away your dumbass boyfriends face because he keeps trying to kiss you even though he knows you have viral bronchitis

roy: update, the dumbass boyfriend has viral bronchitis, and you’ll never guess how he got it

#ted lasso #roy kent #jamie tartt #royjamie #roy x jamie #joy #dumbass boyfriend #own post

[samwpmarleau]

jude bellingham vs. jamie tartt

#he's such a dumbass i love him so much #jamie tartt #jude bellingham #ted lasso #tl #tedlassoedit #tledit #mine #i was v lazy with this gifset but eh #didn't have to put the text on it was great

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 2

Bill Preston & Ted Logan (Bill & Teds excellent adventure) vs Jessie & James from Team Rocket (pokemon)

BOTH OF THEM HAD SO MUCH PROPAGANDA THAT THEY GOT THEIR OWN POSTS!

Bill & Ted's propaganda

Jessie & James propaganda

#dumbass duo showdown #round 1 #bill preston #ted logan #bill and teds excellent adventure #jessie and james #team rocket #tumblr bracket #tumblr tournament #tumblr poll #fandom poll #tumblr tourney #fandom bracket #polls

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: You know roxy i have just one question for you!

ROXY: whag is it jakey?

JAKE: What color is an orange?

ROXY: oh jakey ya bonehead, ist color is the same as its name lmao

ROXY: just like a lemon :)

#submission #source: bill and ted cartoon #roxy lalonde #jake english #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #give me jake and roxy animation antics NOW #they're a platonic d4d (dumbass for dumbass) couple your honor!

[dontcallmeeds]

I saw a twitter thread that was giving reasons for Nancy Wheeler being a lesbian and I gotta say, I agree. At least that Nancy is NOT straight. The way she interacts with Barb….dude, do you know how many of the stairs conversations (from season one before Barb disappears) I’ve had with friends who were secretly seeing me??? The whole “this isn’t you” after Nancy lies about where she’s going and the way she reacts with her facial expressions…..bro, they’ve kissed before. This has been said a million times here and otherwise since season one.

But with the level of grief and guilt she goes through in season two, I’m seeing that right now in myself as someone who just had one of their best friends pass away suddenly who was also an ex. The whole “bullshit” Stancy Halloween fight could be chalked up to grief and liking Jonathan sure, but I think it’s way more than that. I think she’s calling everything bullshit including herself because she lost the one person who saw her, someone she loved more than just platonically.

Then season three is mostly just her fighting with Jonathan if you really think about it, because she wants to be more than just a sandwich girl at Hawkins Post. Someone Barb would be proud of. We only see her really happy with Jonathan in season three when they wake up late and she sneaks out and the soft moment they have at the end when he’s leaving. Other than that they’re either fighting with each other or fighting monsters. Robin calls her a “priss,” but before Steve she was just kind of a…nerd. Like Robin. Maybe they ran in the same circles? We know they don’t know each other in person, at least Nancy doesn’t know HER.

FOLLOW ME HERE: What if Robin knew Barb?? What if Barb confided in her that she had feelings for Nancy, but that Nancy was dating Steve and we know how hard Robin goes for her friends so she just made this assumption that Nancy is a priss????

Then season four of course, we see Nancy not going to California. She’s frustrated that Jonathan wouldn’t be coming and she stayed for the basketball game for her front page news right?? Why didn’t she take another flight hmmm??? And we think she’s jealous of Robin, but what if she was jealous of Steve??? Because we don’t really have indication that Steve and Nancy have spent much time around each other since summer ‘85…but Robin and Nancy go to school together. Robin is in band which means they’re in the same room *hypothetically* for the important games that Nancy needs to document. We don’t know how many games Steve went to besides the one, he could’ve been working on some of those games or on dates. So ipso facto, Robin and Nancy have (probably) been in the same room more than Steve and Nancy….why would she suddenly be jealous of ROBIN???

And you can see her genuinely enjoying being around Robin after her monologue at the psych ward when she was being “annoyed” and “on edge” with her before that. I don’t see that as “oh well she started considering her a friend” I think she had a crush, she was on edge because she had lost Barb and didn’t want to feel that way about another girl. But the monologue relaxes her because she realized Robin is just as unhinged as she is, but in a different way. Because Nancy Wheeler is IMPULSIVE. She’s smarter than hell, but she is so careless with her own safety.

Also every time the Bylers shippers contrast the Wheeler siblings really they’re just giving us Nancy Wheeler is gay proof too. Because look at their similar behaviors. They fight and bicker in a way that says “i know what you are, NO I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE”

NOT VERY STRAIGHT IF YOU ASK ME.

Also, while I now understand my attraction to men is because I was a queer trans dude the entire time, I used to think it was comphet. But everything I feel about men is different than the way Nancy feels about men. It feels forced, it feels like she thinks she HAS to have a boyfriend and HAS to force a real connection with them. COMP. MOTHERFUCKIN. HET.

In conclusion, for the love of god, let Nancy Wheeler kiss girls. Natalia wants it, the fans want it. Give us a SMOOCH.

#Ive never got so many funny tags on a post (on my fandom tumblr) before thank you guys lmaooo #whoa buddy i meant to write a PARAGRAPH not a ted talk #goddamn i guess i have stronger feelings about this than i thought #also i love nancy stop putting her in these weird boxes duffer brothers #she is so much more than stancy or jancy she either needs a girlfriend or just herself #she is stronger than every man in her life esp her dumbass dad Ted #I love steve and i love Jonathan but she deserves the world i am pro nancy every day #stranger things #nancy stranger things #nancy wheeler #ronance #bancy #barbara holland #barb stranger things #anti stancy #anti jancy #robin buckley #jonathan byers #steve harrington #bi nancy wheeler #lesbian nancy wheeler

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

hannah isn't even hiding that she thought tedbecca were getting together and that she wanted them together. and honestly, as upset as i am, i cannot imagine how upset she is still about it all.

#ted x rebecca #hannah waddingham #dumbass js upset her too like wow that should be illegal #keeping stuff relating to her ship #ohhh hannah i feel you on this #im still not ok about it months later #the og tedbecca shipper #the ship captain #id take hannah's ted lasso any day

[orangesartblog]

Traintober day ONE it counts it's still day one in like America or Australia

Free day!

My first thought was immediately Henry's forest.

I wanted to do something with halftones, cause I think in the original inktober you're not supposed to colour? but fuck that everything else I'm doing is coloured cause while I love the look of halftones they are a ball ache LMAO

I went into this not knowing how to draw Henry, and came out not knowing how to draw Henry.

#traintober 2023 #digital art #drawing #ttte #ttte Henry #ttte crews #if you think im not shoving the people into all of these your wrong #also this is henrys crew in my AU #fireman near the tree is called Ted #Driver near Henry is called John #John loves plants #Ted doesn't give a shit about plants #dumbass duo

[strawbs-screaming]

looking through my old messages is so traumatizing i want to go back in time and kick myself in the stomach like what possessed you...

#biggest “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT” moment in my life tbh #the only thing that didnt make me cringe is me calling my brother a “mayo snorting goblin” #2020 me kinda ate that up #2021-2022 was def something tbh #i wore pink cat ears. i think thats all you need to know #ohh this is def going to keep my dumbass awake at night #ı was cringe but i was free and im proud of past me for that #it was one of my worst years but like... kick ass #<- by worst i mean mentally horrid in a way that changed me forever #speaking of 2021-2022.. my old chosen names were absolutely CRIMINAL #the first one was felony (which i still kinda dig but in a cunty way) the second one was ciel which i think is cool #but heres the bomb: one of my old chosen names was cereal. CEREAL #i think ted takes the cake tho. what evil soul possessed me to choose ted as a name #also constantine waa one of my old names which is actually fucking awesome #eıhjfjfjf i have a science exam tomorrow and im on tumblr infodumping about 2021 me uhhhf #i jumped through so many hoops to get to this blog #2020 somehow knew something transgender was going down and decided to get a haircut and boom. gender #DYSPHORIA THAT IS GET PRANKED LOSER #shout out to 2020 me for figuring out whats up #not sorry about the incoherent screaming. im autistic and i am full of violence

[iamthehamburglar]

#random crap #funny #meme #funny memes #ted #ewoks #ted show #star wars #pool #my dumbass

[nabwastaken]

Cookies- 12 days of Hatchetfield day 1

On the first day of Christmas, a relatively innocent sign was placed outside of not just CCRP's main entrance, but the Starlight, Lakeside Mall, The old Waylon place, Hatchetfield High, and even the Witchwood.

It was simple, only reading 'Free Cookies!' In bright green glitter pen, under it being a tray of exactly 25 cookies- 5 different kinds with 5 of each type. Gingerbread, Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, Sugar, and also Oreos for some reason. Everyday, even if all the cookies were eaten and when one of Hatchetfield High's jocks would inevitably vandalise it, the same sign with the same cookies would reappear the very next day and no one had any idea who was behind this.

Paul was the first one to notice this strange little phenomena on his way to work that day. He stopped and stared at the cookies right beside the door in. It was completely untouched and all the cookies were placed in neat little rows. Normally, Paul would brush it off and think it was Mr. Davidson's antics again. But this time... it felt different. Like something might be up. Something sinister.

The next member of Paul's friend group to notice the cookies was Charlotte. He heard her park her car and she got out of the car, only to freeze as soon as she saw Paul and the cookies. They looked at each other.

Paul mouthed, "Did you do this?" With Charlotte subsequently shaking her head. She reached for a cookie but Paul pulling it away. They didn't know if they were safe to eat or not.

Bill eventually found himself parking his minivan to see Paul and Charlotte both staring at something in front of the duo, with Bill seeing the same thing as them. A tray of 25 cookies of 5 varieties. Bill stopped in his tracks and slowly tiptoed over to their location, with him slowly bringing out his phone and pointing at it. Paul and Charlotte shook their heads. No way that the authorities could do something about it.

Charlotte turned her head and saw Ted sauntering up to the office, humming a song from that Christmas Carol musical Sam liked so much.

"Christmas Electricity- hmmhmmmm- Christmas electricity is heeeereeee bum bum bum bum~"

Ted made it all the way to entrance with his hands stuffed into his coat pocket, continuing to loudly sing the song out as the others would continue to stare at the pastries in horror. Ted eventually stopped in his tracks as he reached the cookies.

"The hell are you guys standing here for?" He read the sign. "Oooh! Free Cookies! Now that's what the fuss is all about! And they have Oreos? Don't mind if I do-"

"Ted, no-"

He grabbed an Oreo and stuffed it into his mouth before they could stop him. The group was silent as Ted chewed the cookie in his mouth.

"This- is the best fucking cookie I've ever had."

And so it was. As the rest of the group slowly one by one picked up a cookie and realised the same thing Ted did. These cookies were delicious.

And so, whenever Paul would walk by one of the locations, he'd make sure to pick up a cookie from the tray.

After all, what's the worst thing that could happen?

@12daysofhatchetfield

#12 days of hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #starkid #Creepy cookies #charlotte sweetly #paul mathews #bill woodward #ted spankoffski #ccrp #christmas #Ted is a dumbass

[taylorkellyreporting]

this is sending me so bad

#dumbass (affectionate) #jamie tartt #ted lasso

[starlahuskyz]

So I've had this idea for quite sometime now...their asses could not survive five nights at freddy's 💀💀💀

#art #bill and ted #ted #bill #bill s preston esquire #ted theodore logan #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf fanart #freddy fazbear #the worst crossover imaginable #they ran out of power trying to play their music #dumbasses

[blurrycow]

no but the sad thing is that ted’s got no one now!! rebecca has taken a backseat as one of the main characters and she seems to mostly be there in the front of the background- and she’s just not THERE for him anymore !! All of her and ted’s interactions now are literally just her drilling it in and giving him so much pressure: BEAT RUPERT. BEAT RUPERT. BEAT RUPERT. I know what that over enthusiastic encouragement was, rebecca. Ted was right, you’ve already won- you cut him out of your life! The hard part is over, just disengage. Let the shit flow. meanwhile we haven’t seen ted talk to dr sharon in a while but she’s been cutting their talks as short as possible!! Nate’s being a dick as usual but at least the people he’s got in his corner are actually picking up on it at long last! Beard and Roy’s defense and exposure of the video reminds Ted: he does have a team, even though it doesn’t seem like it all the time. He’s got people willing to beat up west ham for him. He’s got trent, who is willing to dig up the evidence. however, teds entire conversation with michelle made me so sad. ma’am is ‘goodbye’ really all you have to say to your depressed ex husband who just poured out his heart and soul to you. ma’am im not kidding. anyway I love this man and will defend him till the end of my days

#Ted lasso #toby speaks #(<— read: rants) #Ted lasso s3 #Roy kent #nate shelley #rebecca welton #trent crimm #look I would sell my soul for these goofy soccer boys #can’t wait to see how the next episode goes #i was hoping I wouldn’t have to see Nate’s stupid face but at least I didn’t have to watch zava be a self centered dumbass again #meta #(I guess)

[bilandi-shmandi]

This shit is so funny it's unreal

#dumbasses (affectionate) #bill and ted #animation