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restinslices · 4 months

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My Fandom Ocs

I was scrolling on tumblr and ended up seeing @mattmurdocksthighs (fantastic name btw) do this post showing off their ocs and I was like “I wanna do that” so here we are. No one asked for this but LISTEN- I don’t ONLY think about Mortal Kombat. And I’ll probably write about them at some point and get like, 2 cute lil like. I’ll keep updating this because my brain is always coughing up this shit. Their stories also got a lot of shit going on so I’m giving the very basic stuff so this shit ain’t too long. (Rereading this and the shit ended up long anyway). Last updated: 2/15/24

Kajsa Helvar

Universe: Six Of Crows

Related to: Matthias Helvar - Older Brother.

Sexuality: Lesbian

Love Interest: -

Faceclaim: Ivanna Sakhno

Summary: Kajsa is Matthias’s younger sister who is believed to be dead. She survived the village fire and was taken by Fjerdan officials to become an assassin (they got a bootleg Black Widow program. Shhhhh) for them since Druskelle take too long and are easily noticeable. After she finds out he’s alive, she leaves Fjerda and tracks him down but when she realizes his girlfriend is Grisha, she believes he’s being poisoned and wants to kill Nina. When Matthias refuses to let that happen, she thinks it’s too late and the only way to save his soul is to kill him. Will she succeed? Will they make up and undo her brainwashing? Who knows? Not me.

Marina Starkov

Universe: Shadow and Bone

Related to: and Malyen Oretsev - Dad. Alina Starkov - Mom.

Grisha order: Etherealki - Sun Summoner

Sexuality: Unlabeled

Love Interest: (I ain’t think that far ahead, ngl)

Faceclaim: Park Ji Hye

Summary: I was bummed we didn’t get the book ending with Mal and Alina so she was made. Mal and Alina did the dance as old as time when they found out Mal was the third amplifier and did not use any protection. This resulted in an accidental baby. Mal was at sea and Alina was married to Nikolai so they lied to the people of Ravka and said she was theirs. Mal only finds out years later during a random visit. Ngl, she was created for drama and scandal. I did not think her future through. All I knew was that she hated this Ravkan royal life and preferred to be with Mal and wanted more freedom. Typical princess shit.

Polaris Lupin

Universe: Harry Potter

Related to: Remus Lupin - Dad. And before y’all ask, her mom is black but she’s not a cannon character so I’m not putting her here

House: Ravenclaw

Sexuality: Lesbian

Love interest: Bounces between Luna and Pansy cause she loves a lil bit of toxicity. She get it from Remus fr

Faceclaim: Chandler Kinney

Summary: In my version, Remus is gay. I know fans debate whether he’s bi or gay, in this version he’s gay. He’s in denial and ends up hooking up with a female witch, and while that confirmed that he had to face the hard reality of another thing about him being different, her ass must’ve been listening to Usher cause she said she was three months pregnant and she was keeping it (some of y’all enjoyed that more than others and I’m ok with this). At first he wanted nothing to do with this kid but came around to the idea, which was real convenient cause her mom got killed by her own family. Guess we locked in for life now. She has his werewolf gene and is trying her hardest to succeed in school to hopefully make their life better.

Carina Min

Universe: Harry Potter

Related to: Sirius Black - Dad. One of my ocs I put in every universe is her mom. Don’t judge me.

House: Hufflepuff

Sexuality: Unlabeled

Love Interest: Fred Weasley

Faceclaim: Saerom from Fromis_9

Summary: Carina was born October 31st 1980, the year before shit went left. After Sirius’ imprisonment, her mom gave Carina her last name so she hopefully wouldn’t be connected to the Black family anymore. She is extremely sheltered and since her mom was raised after death eaters, she tries to shield her from everything wrong with the world, trying to give her the life she felt she deserved but obviously sheltering your kid as much as she did leaves them extremely codependent. Carina has always wanted for nothing and never had the need for ambition. She sees the world extremely black and white but when entering Hogwarts she finds out that’s not true and has to solve a huge question; who is she? She’s also a metamorphmagus like her mom but I didn’t know where to fit that.

Poppy Ejiri-Finstock

Universe: Teen Wolf

Related to: Bobby Finstock - Dad. Mom is a non cannon character. Not the same as Carina and Lilith

Creature: Werejaguar and Kitsune Chimera

Sexuality: Bisexual

Love interest: Isaac Lahey

Faceclaim: Serena Motola

Summary: Poppy was born a human with heart disease and because of this, she has constant medical attention. She lives with Coach in Beacon Hills and is friends with Isaac, Erica and Boyd and has no knowledge of the supernatural. When Erica and Boyd go missing, she wants to investigate which Isaac is very against since the alpha pack traumatized him for investigating and he’s a werewolf. All this secrecy puts a strain of their relationship and she only finds out about the supernatural when Stiles is possessed. Lucky for her though her mom is like “bring my child back to my house” and she goes to live with her, which is also encouraged by Isaac. She only returns in season 5 because she’s experiencing heart failure and wants more time with her dad and also because her mom needs to work more. Good news, they got a heart for her! Bad news, the Dread Doctors are around. She’s kidnapped, experimented on, deemed a failure, brought back by Theo but sided with Scott and stays apart of his pack.

Wren Hale

Universe: MCU

Related to: -

Sexuality: Pansexual

Love interest: -

Faceclaim: Devyn Nekoda

Summary: She is from the universe that Dr. Strange destroyed in “What If?” Her parents were two Shield scientist sent to find the Infinity Stones. They found the soul stone, her mom killed her dad and since she was a witch who specialized in power absorption she was able to absorb the stone. Unfortunately though, she was pregnant and after giving birth to her daughter, Wren sucked almost all the power out of her, leaving her too weak to even stand. Wren became a test subject immediately and this went unnoticed since in this universe The Avengers were never formed because Loki never came to Earth. She ended up absorbing the mind stone after it crashed on Earth and absorbed the rest of her mom’s power. Wren ended up clearing Natasha’s mind after a failed breach, killed everyone else at Shield and began her new life with Natasha until Dr. Strange got everyone killed. Instead of dying like everyone else, she was able to jump from variant to variant thanks to the two stones working together and now goes universe to universe killing Dr. Strange so he can never destroy another universe like hers.

Lilith Lokisdottir

Universe: MCU

Related to: Loki Odinson - Dad. Mom is the same as Carina’s. She AU hops.

Sexuality: Lesbian

Love interest: -

Faceclaim: Lucy from Weki Meki

Summary: Ok so, Lilith is the product of Loki and an enhanced Midgardian. She is born during the snap which means she never gets to meet Loki and instead has a fatherly relationship with her uncle Thor. She’s still kinda in development but my idea rn is that because Loki isn’t there to teach her magic, she’s sent with Wanda. Unfortunately Wanda made a little pit stop and Westview happened. She ages rapidly in the hex and plays Wanda’s adopted niece in her little show. Because of her own magic trying to protect her and fight against Wanda’s, when the hex goes down she still looks the age she’s grown into, but her brain didn’t age as fast which causes her judgment to be skewed. So instead of being the new Goddess of Mischief, it slips into chaos and destruction. Will she be healed? Find out next episode.

Claudia Moore

Universe: Twilight

Related to: Billy Black - Dad. Jacob Black - Older Brother. Rachel and Rebecca Black - Older Sisters. Non cannon character is her mom.

Species: Witch Shifter Hybrid

Sexuality: Bisexual

Love Interest: Paul Lahote (I don’t wanna hear about Rachel)

Faceclaim: Kiana Madeira

Summary: Going back in time Claudia’s mom was best friends with Billy and Sarah, Jacob’s parents. She really wanted a baby and the two volunteered to have Billy be a donor for her and she accepted. She had Claudia months after Sarah and Claudia and Jacob became best friends. Years pass and she’s friends with the kids on the reservation and has no knowledge about Billy being her biological dad. Then New Moon happens. Cullens leave, Bella drops her, and her main friend group including Jacob and her boyfriend seem to abandon her and it’s clear her mom and Billy know something and they aren’t letting her know what. After a huge fight with her mom she takes off this necklace her mom gave her that she said she enchanted so vampire powers would not work on her and has a tracking element. She runs off, sees Paul, the imprint shit happens and this triggers a change and after getting angry she turns into a jaguar bitch. So that necklace she got wasn’t just used to protect her from vampires and to track her location. It was also to suppress her shifter abilities. Now everyone thought shifters wouldn’t happen anymore and it was always sons, but her mom was like “imma just be careful”. It was like she had a protective bubble around her so that’s why the smell of vampires didn’t trigger her. When she took off the necklace that bubble was popped and when the imprinting shit happened it triggered her shifter gene. Basically saying “hey y’all can do this now! Hurry up to make up for lost time!” And that necklace wasn’t gonna work anymore. She’s a wolf not a jaguar because (I like it) it works differently for witches. In my head I have more lore for witches and how they used to assist the packs and also turn into animals but their animal would be a symbol of who they are as a person. The inside showing up on the outside type of thing. Maybe I’ll make a separate post rambling about it.

Minnie Thompson/Cullen

Universe: Twilight

Turned by: Carlisle Cullen

Species: Vampire

Special ability: Power mimicry

Sexuality: She just be living

Love Interest: -

Face Claim: Vanessa Morgan (specifically as Sarah Fox)

Summary: Minnie was born in 1906 to Robert and Mary Thompson and was soon followed by a younger brother named Joseph. Growing up, Minnie had a tendency to mimic others actions and predict what they’d do next, which was usually used to avoid conflict. This increased when her father started taking her hunting, which allowed her to gain the mindset of a hunter. She meets Carlisle when he’s volunteering to help the injured in her neighborhood and finds herself enjoying his company. Her brother dies of an illness and that plus other stress drives her father to attempt to kill his wife, Minnie and himself. Luckily she survived and was turned by Carlisle, who she’d grown close to by then. She was 18 and is the first adopted daughter he gets. Over the years their relationship went downhill because of multiple situations I don’t wanna ramble about here (maybe I will on another post), but it all comes crashing down when Jasper and Alice arrive. After finding out Jasper was a proud Confederate, she gets into an argument with Carlisle and says he has to leave. This leads to an ultimatum; they stay or she stays. Carlisle continues making excuses and she leaves. She has her own solo shit she’s doing but if we skip all that and look at the books, she’s an ally sometimes. She is still angry with them and keeps her distance but they reunite and there’s some of them she cares about and doesn’t want to die, which causes her to become a temporary ally. This is the best way I can summarize this. I have an embarrassing amount of lore in my head for her.

Medora Montgomery

Universe: PJO

Cabin: 10 - Aphrodite

Fatal Flaw: Recklessness

Sexuality: Demisexual

Love interest: I ain’t think that far

Faceclaim: Cascina Caradonna

Summary: She’s still a wip but as of right now her story is that she is from a wealthy family and her father despises Aphrodite for what she’s done. Growing up her father talked horribly about Aphrodite and made it seem like she is nothing more than a “whore goddess” with no real significance. She also has experienced being over sexualized like many other girls and it always being her fault has been drilled into her head. When she is sent to camp and claimed by Aphrodite, she hates it. She doesn’t hate her cabin mates but she, like others, mistakenly believe that Aphrodite only represents sex and she blames her for all the sexualization she’s faced. She is desperate to prove that she can be more and throws herself into situations that are way too big for only her to handle. She has to figure out what Aphrodite means to her, how to love herself as she is, how to get her inner light back and has to learn how to recognize that she is a victim and that creeps exist. It is not her job to make sure they keep their comments and hands to themselves.

#my ocs #my fandom ocs #my beloved #six of crows oc #shadow and bone oc #teen wolf oc #harry potter oc #marvel oc #mcu oc #The way none of them are straight-#Just girls wanting to smooch other girls your honor #I actually gotta stop making their lives depressing #Twilight oc #RestInSlices Ocs #pjo oc

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yellowocaballero · 11 months

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Trigun 98 really is the anime of all time. It did absolutely say "Here is the biggest idiot you've ever seen in your life. It's going to be four episodes until he does anything that is not blindingly moronic and it's going to be five before he says a sentence that is not a lie. We are now going to vaguely imply that he has a dead girlfriend and that's why he's sad. You will learn ten episodes later that the dead girlfriend is his mother. In episode nine a random man is going to call him depressed and they will spend the next three episodes doing absolutely nothing important but forming an unshakable bond of friendship, and we are also going to learn that they are in space."

What are we supposed to do with any of this. Insurance agents with fifty guns and one gigantic gun respectively are the only reason we have a plot at all. An entire episode's resolution only makes sense with information we are never told and barely implied. The main character is Jesus but also a deconstruction of Jesus. I feel like the show is giving me a rabid guinea pig and leaving me to wonder why this guinea pig is on crack before telling me three hours later that he's a robot guinea pig, answering no questions and raising so much more.

#trigun #as you can tell i am rewatching the anime.#this show was bizarre as a kid and it's bizarre as an adult #trigun 98 #trigun 98 genuinely fits adjacently in a lot of boxes but perfectly in none of them #it's just similar enough to a normal show that human beings would watch #that you let your guard down and are once again blindsided by how weird it is #its so 90s anime in the same way a closeted queer teenager is straight #oh and its like deep or whatever I guess #show was a weird-ass fever dream as a kid

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pigeonwit · 4 months

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you all need to stop forcing the newsies into nuclear family dynamics please im begging you

#'what if x was the mom friend' stoooOOOOOOOP-#it HUUUUUUUUURTS...#1) none of them should be the mom/dad/whatever friend because they are CHILDREN.#the whole point of santa fe is that jack (a child) cannot bear the responsibility of everyone counting on him (A CHILD) to save the day #davey (A! CHILD!) is put under ungodly amounts of stress having to be the provider of his family at age 16 (yknow! A C H I L D!!)#2) why do they even need these nuclear family dynamics?? for a fandom that adores queerness yall are getting way too straight in here #the newsies do not NEED a set mother figure or a set father figure. they just need a stable family.#and like. surprise! a stable family can look like anything!#newsies

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homewrecking-lore · 1 year

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gays in engineering solidarity.

#b'elanna torres #geordi la forge #geordi laforge #daforge #harry kim #data #star trek voyager #star trek tng #star trek next generation #you can tell by the way they all sit that none of them are straight. wlw and mlm bonding by the warpcore.

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vimbry · 3 months

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it's sad how many reviews and stuff around tmbg seem to centre linnell as the sole dark and creepy writer of the band, never really crediting flansburgh too. do "hide away folk family," "dirt bike," "rabid child," "black ops," "cloisonné" mean nothing to them, smh.

#tmbg #this rigid dichotomy they tend to get forced into even tho linnell has written some happier songs and flansburgh plenty horrific ones #I'll be honest tho. I fully went into tmbw-interp-tab conspiracy when I first heard ''sleeping in the flowers'' lmao #I thought that song was about somebody getting murdered #the title seemed like a euphemism to me #it's actually. according to flansburgh. just about getting high in central park #and it's inspired by itchycoo park by the small faces which I knew and loved before and it's GREAT go listen to that. it's '60s psychedelia #so the lyrics are prob fantasising about spending time with the crush and essentially playfully talking sweet nothings together #bc they're stoned and in love #but honestly I thought ''you proclaim that you're an island. I proclaim that I'm one too''#''I declare that I am england. you declare that I have drowned''#sounded to me like someone trying to get away and be alone but the other person not getting the hint #esp bc the narrator introduces themself as not wanting to be ''known as the creep''#the part about getting a ride home with a drunk guy ''who showed me how to spin my head round and round''#sounded like the driver helping them get their story straight/take their mind off it #and the narrator feels they came across as ungrateful about their advice in their shocked state #plus the way the instrumental between the verses and chorus changes from fuzzy and gritty to lighthearted brass #like it's catching you off-guard #but it's not about any of that it's about being high #anyway none of that is an example of a genuinely creepy flansburgh song but

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cokekkaine · 8 months

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did some “subtle” redesigns of the dokis so i can finally draw them without wanting to rip my hair out !!! [august 2023]

#doki doki literature club #ddlc #ddlc monika #ddlc sayori #ddlc natsuki #ddlc yuri #none of them are straight by the way #natsuki’s ear piercings are clipons #cokekkaine

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bitchthefuck1 · 1 month

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In case anyone else has the brain worm that makes them want exact details anytime people talk numbers, in Too Much Birthday the offer to buy Kendall out says that he has 12,904,663 shares of Waystar (worth ~2bil at $156/share), so assuming he didn't sell any stock after that and also that Shiv and Roman all had an equal stake, which the show implies, that means that when they sell the company at $192/share in the finale, each of the siblings gets just under $2.5 billion, half of it in Gojo stock, not counting whatever they inherit from Logan.

#this is way higher than the combined 3 bil they say they said they'd have when they're trying to buy Pierce but the deal is #a 50/50 stock cash split so that doesn't factor in the $$$ they'd get in gojo stock plus its before ATN is valued in #i did some googling earlier out of curiosity but all of the articles/posts about their actual net worths either use old info #or guesstimate the number of shares the kids have based on other things the show tells us or are just straight up #inaccurate even to the info they had and none of them actually used the pretty significant info we get in that doc #their actual net worths are obviously a bit higher than this since we know they own property and it doesn't account for any #other investments or what they may have inherited from Logan (which also likely includes more stock) but waystar stock is #definitely the majority of what they have value wise so the only unknown that would make their net worths significantly #higher than this (when the scale is billions) is any stock they may have inherited from logan #succession #roman roy #shiv roy #kendall roy #connor roy #siobhan roy

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imissthembutitwasntadisaster · 3 months

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#My issue with side y discourse generally is when they say you shouldn't use queer lables because your identity in Christ should be first.#like yes it should but if you're also comfortable calling someone straight then you're being a hypocrite #because that is an identical kind of lable #and same with other labels! are you comfortable calling yourself your ethnicity? your age? your gender? your job title?#then you're doing the exact same thing and in none of those cases is it considered that you're not putting your identity in Christ first #if I said I'm british people wouldn't be like ooh you're prioritising being British above God #like I COULD but not by using the label itself #I'm British. I'm female. I'm 21. I'm straight.#vs I'm british. I'm female. I'm 21. I'm bisexual.#I think if people have an issue with the latter but not the former that logic just doesn't follow through #and i know some people are more comfortable saying SSA #which I totally respect #but a. I personally am not because it feels stigmatizing and b. that's still a label in the same way #idk man I just don't get this specific approach.#also I know that's not all side y. but it defo is some of them!!!

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jasontoddssuper · 5 months

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The wave of Gwen Stacy hate now that Atsv is out is literally just transmisogyny.Yes,that includes from black non-transfems and that's coming from one.It's one thing to point out the misogynoir in parts of her writing like the Margo thing and it's a whole different thing to insistantly demonize a trans girl who's not even a senior in high school and has to deal with an abusive dad who's also a cop that claims to support her but threatend to kill her over being a superhero for everything she does.No,Gwen is not an intrusive jerk for accidentally unpacking a collectible of her friend's because she thought it was just a regular figure.No,she's not abusive for trying to be happy with said friend while hiding something from him for the sake of keeping him safe for at least a little.No,she does not see Jessica as her m///ammy for instantly wanting her to adopt her because HER DAD HAD JUST BLATANTLY THREATEND HER LIFE AND LEFT HER HOMELESS.Jesus christ,i cringed so hard while typing this out and i don't even agree with any of the takes,aren't y'all niggas embarrased when you say them unironically and thinking you eat by turning over a leaf on a female character the second she was given actual depth with an emphasis on transfemininity?Especially because i've barely met any minors who dislike her and in fact they're the ones stanning her half the time!You're grown,go pick on people your own age or better yet go talk to irl transfems so you can learn to treat them as people

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sea-jello · 7 months

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Morrotober Day 5/October 5: Fly || Sunset || "Time to go home."

RAAUUGGHH HAPPY LATE MORROTOBER EVERYBODY FIRST ONE OF THE MONTH AND EVERYTHING I DID HERE I HAVE NEVER FUCKING DONE BEFORE SO IM KINDA PROUD OF IT LOWKEY

slight variations under the cut lol

i tried doing the yellow filter thing they had in the show but i dont know how to do that so i just put like brown over top and hoped for the best and idrk how i feel about it tbh tell me which one yall like better

#HELLO MORRO ENJOYERS HOW ARE WE DOING #DO. YOU RMEMEBER ME YET #i’ve never done hugs i’ve never done sunsets i’ve never done rocks hoooLY #IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK THAT BAD LOWKEY I LIKE THE CLOUDS #I BULLSHITTED MY WAY THROUGH ALL OF THEM #i googled tutorials and none of them helped so i did it myself based off of the thumbnails LMAO #morrotober #morrotober 2023 #morrotober2023 #i don’t think i’ll be doing every single day simply cause i don’t have ideas for all of them #and also i don’t have the time #but OO I HAVE THINGS PLANNED IM EXCITED #lets see if i can fucking finish them in time first #au week is gonna be MY WEEK #hopefully #i didn’t want to start morrotober off with a doodle so unfortunately i skipped the first 4 days #i straight up used a picture for the floor lmao i didn’t want to do it it would have taken forever #this new program doesn’t tell you how long you spend on one thing so we’ll never know #but it was at least like a good 5 hours #it also doesnt have a fucking blend tool for some reason i had to use smudge #ninjago #lego ninjago #morro ninjago #ninjago morro #morro wu #wu ninjago #ninjago wu #sensei wu #master wu #jellos scribbles

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saltpepperbeard · 5 months

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no because i'm over here trying to maintain a steady course and trying to not jump to conclusions and trying not to panic over out of context articles/questions/pieces of texts where i can't properly read the tone

and then rhys rolls up with-

#LIKE????#HELLO???????#i'm so #like i was kicking my legs and giggling all the way through that entire article #because it was so nice to see him so excited about getting to be a mermaid #and so so nice to finally hear him talk #AND THEN THAT JUST #WAS A SUCKER PUNCH STRAIGHT TO THE JUGULAR RIGHT THERE AT THE END?????#but like #i feel like david wouldn't........right?#RIGHT???????#*stede voice* jodi you're panicking!#*Ed voice* I'M NOT PANICKING ALRIGHT #y'all know that one spongebob gif where he's just looking forlorn at a table #that's me right now PFFFFF #like many thoughts head full but none of them are Forming Into A Fully Coherent Piece #something something piracy did end up getting killed off by the british indeed #and something something that violence is realistically going to be a threat for them #but also something something these pirates wear crocs and say 'for the lols' and bowl with british soldiers like it's nothing #so i would be SHOCKED if they did indeed get an unhappier more historically accurate fate #idk what's everyone thinking lol HOW ARE WE FEELING #BESTIES/ANONS PSSSPSPSPSPSP #OFMD #OFMD Season 3 #Rhys Darby #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet

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the-crow-binary · 1 year

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What makes each (canon and playable) Belmont unique, because they deserve it

Leon: The clan's founder, very first Belmont to use the whip, the one who completed it. He's the whole reason why the clan hunt the night and he also killed his own vampire lord <3 Also, he used to be very close to Mathias.

Trevor: First Belmont to kill Dracula. The whole country rejected him and he still came forth and defeated the bitch. Probably the SASSIEST of his clan, holy shit, i mean look at his scenes in CoD, i'm crying. Also the first to befriend Alucard. And if it wasn't for him, Sypha and Grant would still be cursed, trapped respectively in a stone statue and a monster's body.

Christopher: The only Belmont who failed to slay Dracula in his first attempt. It lead to Drac' kidnapping his son years later and Chris having to go save his boy and finish the job. (he's trying his best)

Simon: Killed Dracula twice. The second time he was cursed (by him), actively dying from it, tried to get help from the people but a good chunk of them either didn't help or gave him false informations so he would fail... He's the reason why his clan became liked by the people again, and who's success let to a whole village being build around them. <3

Juste: The most magical Belmont boyo. Didn't exactly fought Dracula but his wraith is close enough (who knows what would've happen if he didn't succeed in killing it). His best friend almost got him and their GF killed but it was because he wanted Juste to be relieved of his fate, he didn't mean for it to go this far :( (it also hints at Juste wishing he had a different fate, aka not having to spend his whole life hunting) Also the only Belmont we know the passion of: Interior design <3 (his "nice room... maybe a bit tasteless" dialogue and overall rude speeches makes me wanna put him second in the sassiest Belmonts list)

Richter: OOOOOH BOY. The one Belmont who adores hunting mayyyybe a bit too much... so much it got him to get hypnotised and possessed by Shaft <3 Interesting to think about <3 He did not save one, but four girls, and one of them is a 12 yrs/old who helped him defeat Drac and became his little sister. Adorable. <3 Also, not many people can brag about having dolls made of them. Oh, and HYDRO STORM-

Julius: He "destroyed Dracula for good". Basically the opposite of Leon who kinda helped in creating him. Cowboy Belmont. Lost his memory but never stopped kicking asses. Also, 55 yrs/old ?? He OLD.

#they all influenced the lore in one way or another #or just straight up brought something interesting on the table #none of them are the exact same #respect my men >:l #castlevania #belmont clan #richter belmont #simon belmont #trevor c belmont #leon belmont #julius belmont #christopher belmont #juste belmont

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moregraceful · 1 month

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@patrichornkissed THANK you for this WONDERFUL THOUGHT JOURNEY!!! under a cut

who came out first -- matty came out to brady first but brady came out to their parents + young sister first. matty came out to their extended family first but brady came out to all their shared friends first. it absolutely was the most headass competition after that initial fear when brady came out to matty, a couple months after matty came out to her.

not to eldest-daughter code matty but sometimes u set an example for your younger siblings and the things that brady had been wrestling with that felt too big and too much suddenly felt accessible and manageable. once she reconciled that with herself, she came out to matty, and the two of them engaged in the world's stupidest game of one-up-womanship. this caused so many problems in their personal life and they loved every minute of the chaos.

did quinn and brady get married immediately -- SORT OF. they get married when quinn graduates college. childhood sweethearts, broke up in college when quinn went to umich and brady went to a state school. and yk how it goes with teenagers going to college they're like, this CANNOT work bc now we are ADULTS in COLLEGE, we need to SEE OTHER PEOPLE because young love ISN'T REAL, and then brady makes it through one year of college and goes this SUCKS!!! academically and emotionally, drops out after one year. spends a year bouncing around trying to make her life work without quinn and having an low-stakes but meaningless fling with timmy from her beer league team. and her life DOES NOT MAKE SENSE without quinn. so in quinn's junior year she comes back to quinn and is like hello. you are the love of my life. i want to be with you forever. and quinn has been in a strange little polycule with various swedes and americans and he's like ...yeah. no. i miss you too. this is great but it's not right.

and then they're together for the rest of their lives, hanging out and doing whatever. getting married literally like two months after quinn graduates. they spent about five minutes trying to plan a wedding and get bored and annoyed and then handed it off to brady's mom, who has a blast bc she has realized that matty is at least twenty to thirty years off of being functional enough to get married and brady is going to be way less fussy.

important wedding notes because i am an incurable romantic when it comes to parties:

takes place at some random lake in michigan, no one really cares about the ceremony except parents and grandparents, the reception is in a big banquet hall but the afterparty is in a barn, matty and timmy hook up in a random shed, it's magical, everyone has a GREAT time, including matty, up until she hooks up with timmy

elias and brock and thatcher are there, deeply involved in day of wedding prep and making sure everything goes according to plan and they're so helpful and so competent, and no cishet family member realizes they're quinn's ex-polycule for a solid six hours, like until WELL into reception, at which point it's too late for anyone to say anything

the tkachuk sisters are brady's bridesmaids, the hughes bros are quinn's best men. obvi. the hughes bros are the ones crying during brady's deeply stupid vows though

quinn wears a suit and he looks so handsome. brady wears a dress but the hemline is literally mid-thigh and it has no sleeves. she is a bombshell ofc

brady and quinn's first dance is to "suga suga" by baby bash. the closing song in the afterparty (post-reception) is "moment's silence (common tongue)" by hozier which brady picked and quinn didn't look at the lyrics beforehand. and is thankfully too drunk to notice, but luke and taryn do and they're both so stressed out by their older siblings having oral sex that they leave immediately with matty beniers, and josh norris to go sober up in a denny's at like 2am lol.

sorry i know you are anti-marriage, but i love to think about queer weddings bc the only lesbian wedding i've been to was so clean and heterosexual that it makes me actively sad to think about lmao. brady and quinn's wedding is like...bro queer

does matty ever get her shit together -- like. a dozen years in the future after her final trainwreck relationship with leon. it takes a lot of therapy bc while she came out first to brady, she never really felt safe or comfortable as herself around anyone BUT brady. and obvi brady cannot be there every moment of her life. and part of the reason every relationship she's in ends up being kind of a wreck because she hates herself so much but covers it up with so much bravado and big energy and zero honesty or emotional intimacy. like u cannot be inauthentic in a relationship and expect it to work out yk?? but then she meets sasha (i changed my mind, they use any pronouns) who is like ok. i am willing to try this. i am very attracted to you and i could fall in love with you easily. but you NEED to figure your shit out if you want this to work in the long term.

and no one has ever made that kind commitment to matty, so she tries her hardest to reconcile the parts of herself that are ugly and cruel to herself, and turn it into love. and it takes like. over a decade. because she's also a corporate lawyer. but she finally gets there in the end 😭

sasha is quite happy to live in sin for several years lol he grows heirloom vegetables and works on a farm doing most of their farmstand and farmer's market stuff bc they are gentle and kind, but she's also like yeah now that i'm dating someone in corporate law, i do not have to worry that much. so he waits for matty to get right with herself, and she raises some heirloom chickens that matty does his therapy homework with. a fun (???) digression

thank you for asking!!!!! i love them 😭😭😭

#butch transfem brady #to your other point abt when all your children are queer. i think often abt how i came out as queer before my literal gay parents did #and i think that colored a lot of the way i see the world and interact with queerness and queer identity #among other things lol like never being able to trust myself to read people as queer or straight accurately. my gaydar is nonexistent #but like sometimes all your kids are queer! don't worry about it! and the hughes parents and tkachuk parents discussed it together #landed on: how our dumbass beautiful children identify is simply none of our business and we don't understand and that's ok #and now just watch them go through trainwreck relationships or get on prep or get married to their childhood sweetheart and they're like #👍 are ya winning kids?#unfortunate birdcage fanfictions #rpf for ts

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