#They’re time killers

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I think I’ve been horribly burned out for the past year ahaha

#Let’s be real: I‘ve been burned out since fifth grade… but it’s worse now than it ever was #I wake up at around 10:00 or 11:00 and loiter in my room until 2:00 and by that time it feels like I failed to start my day #and like everything is a waste so I do nothing #Can’t use the bathroom without interviewing myself in the mirror and whispering for hours on end #so I’m dehydrated from whispering #and for some reason I’m afraid to engage in all my hobbies #Tumblr isn’t a hobby #Reddit isn’t a hobby #They’re time killers #I don’t write whump on here anymore and I feel like a fraud keeping my username as it is #The only time I ever do things is when it’s for other people #and when I do things for other people it’s like a switch gets flipped and I instantly want to give them everything I have #because I won’t feel like I deserve the things I want to do for myself so I’m serially codependent apparently #and when I do try to help people; my best never ends up being enough and only exacerbates the situation #and everyone wants more from me than I can give #I just want one thing I do for someone to work right the first time and end cleanly so I can get some fucking satisfaction #And if I think it’s working smoothly; I never have proof that it came to fruition because I can’t read people’s minds #“There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving” my ASS #I don’t like receiving either… it’s uncomfortable #besides I don’t want anything that can be given to me; I want freedom and peace of mind and thunderstorms #that’s it #I will be happy if I can have freedom and peace of mind and thunderstorms

[ricky-mortis]

Holloweane… save me…

#holloweane #save me Holloweane #I’m actually going insane about them right now as we speak #so fuckin happy with how this turned out #going through Killer Track for references destroyed me #I forget how heartbreaking the end of it is #RAGHHAGGAH #sorry I just… I love them so much #also fuck yeah t4t Holloweane forever #massive shout out to my guy jetster for introducing me to that #huge #I would die for Duke btw #those heart eyes were made for looking up at his lover #this is true for all curt mega characters #plus also this was my first time drawing a Kim Whalen character #heheheheh #they’re so !!!!! #they’re so Kiki and bouba to me #duke keane #miss holloway #killer track #witch in the web #nightmare time #Curt mega #kim whalen #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #my art

[crushedsweets]

Oh. God. Oh fuck

#i should’ve given Toby crooked teeth they’re hot but I just wasn’t wise enough at the time of drawing this l… #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta art #jane the killer #ticci toby #marble hornets #ticci toby art #masky fanart #masky #tim wright #tim wright fanart #Jane the killer fanart #sweetart

[kodi-time]

jeff: toby, you really need to stop endangering yourself.

toby: no pain, no gain.

jeff: no pain, no gain? you almost fucking died today!

toby: womp womp.

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #ticci toby #incorrect quotes #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta memes #they’re silly #toby needs help #jeff is tired of toby’s shit #kodi-time #womp womp

[moon-draws-art]

So I’ve been a little obsessed with my baby Rose AU…

This is an absolute brain rot I’m having so much fun

Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

Cross belongs to JakeiArtwork

Rose belongs to me

#undertale au #sans au #nightmare sans #horror sans #killer sans #dust sans #dusttale sans #cross sans #horrortale sans #dreamtale nightmare #they’re such great parents <3 #rose sans #victoriatale sans #he baby #undertale au art #sans au art #murder time trio #bad sanses + cross #xtale cross #xtale sans #bad sanses #Victoria!Sans

[iridescent-glitter-dragon]

Love the scene on Onigashima where Luffy and Kidd are being Luffy and Kidd, and Zoro looks at Killer like ‘must be tough to have a captain who’s Like That’ and Killer says ‘nah, actually Kidd is The Best’ and Zoro just goes ‘guess I’m in the same boat’

#one piece #wano arc #monkey d. luffy #eustass kid #roronoa zoro #killer #two first mates who SHOULD be perpetually exasperated with their captains #but instead they’re both just into whatever shenanigans their captains have gotten into this time #like ‘I should be irritated about this but he’s having fun and so am I’ kinda first mates

[wickjump]

How often do you hear your brain sounding like wet rubber rubbing against each other in your head (very important)

Also I feel like Killer would own a Rubik's cube that will forever remain unsolved because he can't figure it out

no i have not….??.? is that something i should hear? because i don’t and i’m sort of glad because that sounds horrifying

ANYWAY YES he would. ok since killer is a master at repressing his memories i like to think that his days of being a scientist are close to nonexistent to him outside of faint flashes and specific small memories, same as i think they’re scattered and broken for horror, and perfectly intact to dust.

so killer has a rubik’s cube and he knows deep down ‘yeah i should be able to solve this’ but he can’t because he forgot how. horror has a head injury and he cannot remember how to do it for the life of him. dust offered to help because it was frustrating him that nobody else had solved it yet but killer refused just so he could piss dust off more, and wanted to see if he could do it himself. he could not. so it remains unsolved. and killer has made it very clear dust is not allowed to touch it.

essentially we have killer who can’t figure out the rubik’s cube but will not let dust touch it under any circumstances, horror who gets too frustrated looking at it, and dust who’s nerd ass wants to solve it SO BAD, but is not allowed to.

and then we have nightmare who has no idea what a rubik’s cube is and sees zero point in their existence

#i know this was supposed to be killer centric but i love the mtt #they’re the trio ever #murder time trio #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans

[starlooove]

Ppl will say fanon v canon doesn’t matter and it’s all jokes and I’m sooooo close to going sure sometimes and then I remember y’all removed a major role of one of the if not THEE most prominent black character in Bruce’s story who was created a whole decade before tim and gave it to tim based off a run where he literally handed the role back! Like IN THE COMIC Tim was CEO in name only and handed it back to Lucius relieved when he didn’t need to front anymore like.

#also if I said y’all took a lot of what tam does and her character traits and handed them off to tim…. #like from that run #it’s crazy bc I always say that’s like the only comic tim stans read #but if that’s true the racism isn’t even covert anymore el oh el #tim Drake #it’s actually about him this time #I’m not gonna clog Lucius or tam tags any further tho #oh and on the tam note #her quick thing and sheer insanity was seen as naivety from tim even tho it saved his ass quite a few times #mainly that Vicki vale shit #which is hung up on LUCIUS’ wall #bc it’s HIS office #bc HE is the CEO. #I think it’s so funny how Bruce quest was like unreliable narrator knows their unreliable and thinks that knowledge means that everything t #they say is true bc they acknowledge that maybe they’re not thinking healthily #which is so fucking fun #but y’all go ‘yesss this is Tim!’ #like no! it’s not! and tim knows that! and he’s too high strung to be pissed or scared about it! #AND THAT IS WHAT SHOULDVE HAPPENED NEXT #IK cómics don’t like to acknowledge that kinda trauma and shit #but something going deep into Tim’s mental state at the time and how he was impacted in daily and personal life #(bc instead of black characters being written out and ignored I’m choosing to believe tam distanced herself bc he was such a Dick) #Like that would’ve been craaaazy #like even tims lack luster reaction at seeing Kon in Paris after he was DEAD #And then later having the emotional reaction like he really kept that shit on the backburner #but noooo he’s so badass and a killer 🥺 #anyways justice for the fox family #at least for Lucius like he and cyborg are in the same boat for me #where they’ve been around for so long and have been so important (cyborg on a waaaay wider scale) #that the fact that they don’t get their flowers in favor of making shit up for tim is SICK

[nethhiri]

Party on, Kil.

Party on, Kid.

Excellent.

This came to me in a vision this morning.

#oh no they’re still hot #scha-wing #i’m not sorry #eustass kid #massacre soldier killer #one piece #my art #fanart #fan art #wayne’s world #Garth #Wayne #party time #excellent

[dayurno]

omg reverse riko au is making me feel so ill..... please let us know if you have any more thoughts abt riko kayleigh and kevin legend.....

I DO my idea is that its around the same age kevin and riko met in canon so tetsuji kicks the bucket when riko is 7/8 and riko is (very forcibly) removed from the nest and sidelined to kayleigh as a new moriyama asset from the main branch takes over the nest. riko struggles a lot with the change because he is very young and very scared and he’s used to horrible things at tetsuji’s hand, which means that he doesn’t trust kayleigh and finds kevin entirely too weird. it’s honestly really cute because i think at this point obviously 7 year old kevin wants to befriend him but riko is such an anxious ball of anger that most of their interactions are like

baby riko: what do you WANT from me. go AWAY!!!! NOW

baby kevin: (heavy irish accent) nothing i think. do you want a bite of my sandwich?

anyway i think riko and kayleigh do get along but he never really considers her his mother or even godmother, for a long time he thinks of her as his Benefactor until the child therapy starts hitting and she becomes Aunt Kayleigh and then after a few more years he can be loosely convinced to refer to her as auntie once or twice a year. his second son syndrome never really leaves him; in the upcoming years riko struggles with the idea that he’s anything But an add-on to the days and still overworks himself to death trying to be acknowledged by kengo, but it’s leaps better just from being outside the nest and having people to look out for him

riko and kevin have some rough patches, especially during riko’s first years with the days. because kevin is an easy target and riko is afraid of kayleigh he ends up letting a lot of that anger out on kevin, though obviously at this point they are children and riko’s anger manifests in some mild bullying and name calling. i think kevin doesn’t even understand it most of the time 😭 riko has been around grown ups his entire life so his adult level insults make no sense to kevin’s seven year old mind. nevertheless after kayleigh tells him to stop picking on kevin riko does respect it (first out of fear, then later because they actually get along) and they go on to become brothers with only a slight tendency towards antagonism. riko’s jealousy of kevin is still a big part of their relationship and i think even more so when college applications roll around, and he’s even more worried when wymack comes into the picture, but it never culminates into anything as horrible as hand breaking because riko has an actual outlet and a support system :) it’s mostly a yelling match that eventually turns to getting scolded by kayleigh for acting like barbarians

#i know kayleighs sermons go hard kevin and riko are sitting there head bowed like yes maam….. #i havent yet decided where they both go to college in this au #but i think for one that the nest still exists and jean still gets sold to the moriyamas but it’s the main branch now #however without riko there jean’s experience in the nest is. Hard but not brutal #anyway i think riko would apply to edgar allen but he would be rejected on the account of being second branch raised by foreigners #but how horrifying to think about jean in the nest bossing riko around right. kind of a slay though #i think kevin goes to palmetto still Because he wants to reconnect with wymack and riko is very divided but ultimately chooses usc #because they’re the best and he doesn’t want to play second fiddle to kevin and his father #also i imagine his time in usc sucks a lot for the first months because it’s so different LOL #and he’s never been alone before like this with kayleigh and kevin so far out of reach #but :) hed make friends. maybe even… captain jeremy knox….. whos to say? #! #meanwhile kevin (a normal boy at this point) has to deal with the foxes being a trainwreck and the new serial killer dad recruit #he’s got a lot on his hands #ANYWAY this is entirely unrelated and indulgent but i want this kevjean to meet so bad #riko on the phone: we played against the ravens that jean moreau is a scoundrel and a monster and he almost broke my arm kevin: woaw #he’s gonna be so pissed off three years down the line when jean moreau shows up at christmas dinner with the days #you think theres any worse dynamic for jean and riko than master and slave? of course. Brothers in law #wouldnt you just kill to be a little fly buzzing around that christmas supper #asks #riko #kevin&riko

[hawnks]

weird teenage girls who become obsessed with what they fear, who learn their fears inside out, who ascertain expertise on their fears, and then when someone is like “wow, you know a lot about wasps, you must really like them :)” they just have to be like no <3

#tw insects #cw insects #there were these huge wasps that would swarm the street next to mine by the dozens #they’re extremely curious and will come after people and bump into them #and they’re LOUD too so even if you can’t feel one sniffing around u u can hear it #they come out of holes in the dirt. for years I called them sand bees #it took me a long time to figure out what they actually are #they’re called cicada killer wasps and they go to ground the same time perennial cicadas do #they lay their eggs inside the sleeping cicadas and come summer the babies eat their way out while the cicada is still alive #they rarely sting humans. but they can #my best girl who’s afraid of whales has a tracker for them up on her computer always #we are what we fear #squawk tag

[paintedkinzy-88]

Gotta admit... that's a hilarious concept xD

I wonder what the Swap family's reactions to Blue literally full body tackling this random guy, killing st him, and threatening him with a particularly nasty prank is?

How do they react when Blue, with Killer's "help," is finally able to sit down and explain everything?

A chaotic mix of shock, concern, pride (on Alphys’ side), and mass confusion, man.

Cuz Blue’s personality, from their view, just suddenly changed like. A month or two ago fhsjfbjs. Resets stopped, they got settled on the Surface, and Blue just starts dropping his act to try and be a bit more honest. But hot daymn, even then, this is hella extreme. And with the bombshell of a multiverse and gods and guardians and a group of Sorta-former-insane-murderer-versions-of-your-bestie just being buddy buddy with someone you viewed as the sunshine personified??

It’s hard to say how they’d react, cuz I’m sure they were trying to figure it out themselves fbsjbfjs

#lot of awkward silence for a bit I’m sure #watching Killer and Blue wrestle for a bit before the silence gets to Blue too much #I imagine Alphys is the one to step up the first and start fawning over the fact he’s a protector of WORLDS #but even then it’s mostly to just break the awkward worried tension so he doesn’t feel so bad ;w; #they’ll settle into a new normal… #but it’ll take a while #considering they’re basically meeting him for the first time all over again #asks #undertale #undertale multiverse #underswap #swap sans #swap!sans #winged au

[glittter-skeleton]

Today I bring you 80’s celestial holloduke

#inspired by ponyo’s mom obv #they’re sooo Greg rose and ponyos parents coded!!!! #starkid #holloduke #duke keane #miss holloway #holloweane #nightmare time #killer track

[dreamsb0u]

Horrordust but they met bc Dust said something mean to Horror after he beat him in an online game and they fought in a McDonald’s parking lot at 3:28am

#horrordust #horror x dust #i like them as rat bastards they’re just so #💀 #They keep meeting up again at increasingly unreasonable times i.e. in the middle of a job #during a meeting or while in the shower #They get high and buy the grimace shake together and fight the grimace monster (they got two straws for the cup) #Horror ate Dust’s Denny’s pancakes while Dust was in the bathroom and flipped him off when he got back #(I have never been to Denny’s) #In this AU Horror doesn’t work for NM but Dust does #Killer snitches btw #tw drug mention #in tags

[quietwingsinthesky]

new reason for lucifer!claire truthing. this is literally the only way she can get these three terrifying assholes who ruined her life to leave her alone and stop stalking her. she takes an archangel inside her because that’s how she can have any control over this situation.

#lucifer in return gets a vessel (and a feral blonde lesbian to latch onto) and also a way to fuck with tfw #genuinely Claire is in a horrifying situation. and these guys literally will not leave her alone. she keeps running and they keep finding #her. Castiel has TOLD her that he can find her anywhere she goes. #like in the show it’s more played as they’re worried about her they’re very sweet to check on her but to be clear: #Castiel is her Azazel. sam and Dean are serial killers that she does not know beyond the fact that they never questioned what happened to #her or her mom after they left her behind. despite Castiel’s literal actual face standing as a reminder of the man he killed. #these guys are not her friends or her family she has met them like three times and each time has ended violently #so what I’m saying is. when someone gets desperate enough. and has lost enough. that’s where Lucifer comes in. #spn #claire Novak #lucifer spn #lucifer!claire

[juniperhillpatient]

Mysteries that make everyone a suspect are hilarious because it’s like either this person is the killer or they acted insane & suspicious & ominous as fuck in various situations for no reason could go either way

#school spirits #is the primary thing I’m thinking of here #I’m sorry but there were times I was cracking up #also it’s happening a lot with scream au where it’s like either this super bizarre excuse is true or they’re the killer #tee hee guess you’ll find out! #I decided to start a few scenes for scream au chapter 7 #chapter 6 is a turning point where things get real bleak but some parts are still funny To Me