The Twelfth Doctor and River Song are on another level. I love all Doctor/River, but they are something else. We were robbed of those 24 years, I'm glad they got to enjoy them though.
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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio), Doctor Who (1963)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: The Doctor/River Song, Twelfth Doctor/River Song, Eighth Doctor/River Song
Characters: Twelfth Doctor, River Song, Eighth Doctor (Doctor Who), Nardole (Doctor Who), Other Character Tags to Be Added
Additional Tags: Episode Rewrite: 2015 Xmas The Husbands of River Song, this has been MANY YEARS IN THE MAKING but only theoretically really it was just like january
Summary:
The TARDIS had been uncharacteristically overt in her displays of concern... She seemed to think she ought to keep cheering him up. This was at least the sixth time in as many weeks that she’d landed in the midst of Christmas celebrations on some planet, as if he still enjoyed that sort of thing. Well, if that overgrown child wasn’t dead, he was at least having a bit of a coma. Which sounded pretty attractive, actually.
There was a knock at the door. If it was more carol singers who couldn’t read, they deserved what they got.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/River Song, Twelfth Doctor & Missy
Characters: Twelfth Doctor, River Song, Missy (Doctor Who)
Additional Tags: Not Beta Read We Forgot Like Donna, Written from the prompt ''characters discover fanfic of themselves but with slow burn", the fanfics are featured but not really focused upon, i also kinda forgot about the slow burn part, and it's way angstier than I intented at first, because our two idiots just don't know how to communicate, Missy is stuck in the middle of a domestic quarrel, she actually kinda enjoys it, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Not Canon Compliant
Summary:
River lives with the Doctor after Darillium while he tries to teach Missy how to be good. She discovers fanfictions written about them by the students. Chaos and miscommunication ensues.
“Because!” River exploded, “Because those students that know nothing about philosophy, or literature or good writing according to you, those students write the most beautiful love stories I’ve read about us! Because, of all the stories I’ve read, those are the one that are closest to what we are. To what we should be. To what we promised we would be. And they write that even though they only pass us by in the corridors once a day. Do you even realise what that means?”
So, I wrote a thing. It’d been a while ^^
Hope you’ll like it 😊
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the doctor dances!
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ohhhh myyyyy GOD 🤯😱 .... IT'S BIGGER!! 🤯 on the inside..... than it is.... on the outside??? myyyy entire understanding of physical space 🌌🏠 has been TRANSFORMED!🔁 three3️⃣ dimensional euclydian geometry🔴🟥🔺📐 has been TORN UP! thrown in the air!☁️☁️ and snogged to death! 💋💋💀 my grasp of the universal constants of physical reality have been CHANGED 🤯🔁🤯😱 ........ ✨forever✨
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"Omg, this companion hasn’t been on the show in years, move on."
Like the whole show isn’t about a sad little idiot who doesn’t know how to move on.
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I was just listening to river say "He's the doctor. He doesn't just go around falling in love with people." And I'm just like babe, thats ALL he does! He's a whore. Falling in love with random people is ALL she does. They are a whore for humanity. That's the thesis of doctor who.
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Me, on a new date: Hey, have you ever thought about the fact that there are plenty of planets where "the Doctor" doesn't refer to the Time Lord carrying around the sonic screwdriver, but rather to the young women who swing through their lives and ask their names and demand answers and sacrifice themselves, to the young men who start off unsure and second-fiddle but bring a kindness, a loyalty, with them and end up finding their own voices and their own purpose? Do you ever think about the role that myth plays in Doctor Who, how so many companion exits and finales take on the role of storytelling, about how companions become gods and immortals and walk the entire dystopian earth and wait two thousand years and be the cause of every Cyberman's single tear and wrench the Doctor back into the universe and carry the story off of screen with them, that they birth myths in their wake, that Doctor Who finales so often leave science-fiction behind them and become mythology itself, when these humans insert themselves into the mythology of the Doctor only to usurp him, that they make themselves the Bad Wolf and Orpheus and the Woman Who Walked the Earth and the Doctor Donna and the Last Centurion and the Girl Who Saw the Stars and most of all, they become the Doctor themself, that the Doctor's story goes nowhere if Rose doesn't save him on Satellite Five or Amy doesn't pull him back into existence or Martha doesn't walk the entire hell-earth to restore him or Clara doesn't make him forget her or Jack doesn't sacrifice himself to stop the Daleks or Bill doesn't carry him away from the Cybermen or Donna doesn't stop him from drowning himself with the Racnoss or Yaz doesn't pilot the TARDIS or River Song sacrifices herself at the library or Sarah Jane and Mickey don't help restore the earth back to its place in the sky and that the Doctor is only a myth with so many stories to their name because their companions make it so-
My date, sliding the breadsticks out of their purse back onto the table, hopelessly intrigued: Go on...
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#the doctor will say everything but "I love you"
Bonus: #comeuppance
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AGAIN?
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i want everyone to remember that the doctor canonically sulked lived with otters for a month because he and river had a big fight
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