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sashi-ya · 1 month

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𝐊𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐚 🌸 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐑𝐢𝐧 「𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫」 𝐌𝐕 iloveyousomuchit'snotevenpossible

#why is he not real #help #why is he so fine #explain that to me #I just wanna cry because he is so pretty #byakuya kuchiki #kuchiki byakuya #byakuya sama #bleach byakuya #byakuya #bleach #bleach spoiler #bleach tybw #bleach anime

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dragon-ascent · 5 months

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MORE ZHONGLI BRAINROT, MORE ZHONGLI BRAINROT! Just imagine you and Zhongli finding an abandoned white kitten w/ semi-large black eyes on the rural streets of Liyue while y’all were on a late-night walk. It was soaked in water from a nearby lake and shivering due to the cold. It was probably starving as well, so you and Zhongli decided to take it in. Caring for it and giving it thousands of belly rubs a day, making the playful cat all excited and happy. Mewling and clawing at your touch along with Zhongli’s touch. Zhongli just looks at you in adoration while you play with the kitten, whispering sweet words to you.

AUGH if only Zhongli was an actual real person 🥹💔

eeeee this is SUCH a cute cute cute scenario, just imagine! The three of you would make your own lil cuddle pile and it would be so warm and comfy and safe and ahhhhh- Zhongli's heart (and yours too) literally can't get any fuller than this!

Also consider! Kitty would love to curl up on Zhongli's lap and purr softly as he reads a book, one hand petting the kitty as it slowly falls asleep...and when he's done with the book he wouldn't dare disturb the eepy baby by getting up; instead he patiently waits for it to wake up, no matter how long it takes~

Y'all would even name it and ooh! Zhongli could even knit a sweater for it for the winter! And the kitty would kind of unofficially become your child <3

also that last line: YES. my poor heart cannot handle the fact that our favourite person ever literally doesn't exist :')

Thank u thank u thank u for sharing~!

#sini answers #zhongli #so cute #why is he not real

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eeryghost · 1 year

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bark

#itto my beloved #arataki itto #itto #god i love this man #fanart #genshin impact #genshin itto #why is he not real #sobs violently

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garouaddict · 4 months

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HELP HE IS SO CUTE

#lil garou #lil guy #one punch man #garou #opm #stfu i love him #he’s so cute #wishing he was real #why is he not real

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yoomiomiki · 2 years

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Little shit

( He’s a little shit , but he’s yours )

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“No “

“ what do you mean no ?! “ he sputtered in disbelief . “ I said no omi , no cuddling this week “ you stubbornly said , disregarding his shirtless figure and the blatant pout that sported his face when you said that .

“you never let me pay for anything , i need to contribute to our house too , it’s completely ridiculous how you don’t even let me pay for anything . “ you angrily muttered , referring to when you went groceries earlier and he refused to let you pay even though you both were getting groceries for your shared apartment .

Slipping into bed next to him and turning to face him . “ but you love me for that don’t you sweetheart ? “ placing a hand over your hip trying to pull you closer , a smirk gracing his handsome features . Mindlessly playing with your hair once you were deemed ‘ close enough ‘ with his free hand and getting all up in your face .

“ absolutely not “ immediately shoving his way too handsome-adonis like face away from yours . However , the growing blush on your face disagreed with your actions . In your defence , it was because he was too close to you , that’s why you were so flustered

“C’mon sweets . ‘M sorry , forgive me please . You know I can’t sleep without your cuddles . ” You really tried to keep the most stoic face you had on. But it was hard , ridiculously hard , almost impossible. With the way kiyoomi had the biggest pout possible and his hand that snaked up your (his) shirt , rubbing comforting circles onto your waist , saying no was just out of the question .

Letting out the most dramatic sigh you relented , throwing a leg over his hip and snuggling even closer to him . Burying your face into the crook of his neck .

“ you’re such a little shit “ you grumble , voice muffled . “ but I’m your little shit “ you didn’t have to look up to know that kiyoomi had a shit-eating grin plastered on his face .

“Shut up omi “ He of course , retaliated by snaking his hand down to your butt and giving it a slap , eliciting out a shocked whine of his name , that earned him a slap on his chest .

Kiyoomi was a little shit alright , a 6’3 little shit , but he was your little shit .

©yoomiomiki 2022

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moriartyluver · 1 year

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I am so obsessed and in love with him it’s not even funny anymore

Me when I see him

#moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #william moriarty #mtp william #william moriarty x reader #yuukoku no moriarty #yuukoku no moriarty x reader #moriarty the patriot x reader #yuumori x reader #sherlock holmes #mtp x reader #—a’s rambles ☕️#ONE CHANCE LIAM #GIMME FIVE MINUTES SIR #IM ACTUALLY BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY #why is he not real

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miraathegreat · 5 months

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Does anyone else feel lonely 😔😔😔😔(Johnny Cage isn't real)

#johnny cage #mortal kombat #mortal kombat johnny cage #i love him #why is he not real #i want him #johnny cage edit #johnny cage mortal kombat

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loveshotzz · 21 days

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Florist Steve has a make your own Perfume shelf where you can mix floral fragrances together for your own unique scent. You can decide how to insert reader into that 🤭

omg I think @fairyysoup would fall even harder 🥺 ME TOO!!!!!!

#asks #stop this is the cutest idea ever omg #WHY IS HE NOT REAL #older!florist!steve

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emissaire · 2 years

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[ 11:23 PM ]

My mind is once again plagued by the thought of Geto Suguru being a menace. This video is the reason why I am very convinced that he is the type to say "yeah?" with that god damned smirk on his pretty face when you tell him you're about to cum. He's also the "hm? what was that, baby? speak louder" kind of guy if you ask him to go faster just to tease you even though you know he heard you loud and clear.

He'll make you repeat yourself before giving you what you want, I'm sure of it. He's the biggest tease ever!!! One minute he's all over you, spitting in your mouth with his fingers down your panties and giving your pretty clit the nicest rubs ever, all the while maintaining eye contact with you then the next thing you know he's leaving you high and dry: "What do you mean, baby? Just tryna give you a quick massage, that's all."

#stel: speaks #livre: lilac #fae: thirsts 👅#i want him #so so bad #why is he not real #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen imagines #geto x reader #geto suguru #geto thirst #getou suguru x reader #tw: spit

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frozenhi-chews · 1 month

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Its now "the yearning is starting to hurt" hours

#WHY IS HE NOT REAL #WHY IS IT LIKE THIS #PLEASE FREAKING #i wanna be loved by Stars so badly #DRAWING HIM ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO SEE HIM IN REAL LIFE AND TELL HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM #DRAWING HIM ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO BE PHYSICALLY HELD BY HIM #THIS ISNT FAIR AAAUAGHH #self ship stuff #🌵💫

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sashi-ya · 8 months

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