my roommate just told me she's gonna "speedrun cleaning her room" and then i heard the mario kart race start sound
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Yo- okay, so, not a crossover, but I got a cute idea:
Assassin’s Creed reincarnated pet AU
Congratulations Desmond, you’ve got an army of cute animal pals.
The ancestors are reincarnated as cats, dogs, even pigeons, whatever, they have a good time and can understand and recognize each other through Eagle Vision/Gray bullshit.
They eventually find Desmond and start following him around, at first at a distance, where Des would leave them some food given the chance, before full on letting them sleep in his apartment or hotel room.
Then he gets kidnapped.
Fuck.
Oh good Assassins are here.
Oh shit, the “prophecy”.
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Billy, whispers to Steve: Steve has no idea we’re high
Steve: You two are high?
Billy: I’m sorry
Billy, whispers to Eddie: Steve has no idea we’re high
Eddie: Hello!
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I love that Tinn has only called Charn "asshole, devil, bastard" and Charn has only tell him he is "hot, cute, looks good in his clothes" but they are virtually doing the same thing because the receiver of those words perceived them as compliments
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Recs for rom-coms and/or just general feel-good movies please? I'm never up to date about what's out and I don't care about good reviews or critical acclaim and tbh bonus points if it's a bit dumb or ridiculous a la The Proposal. Just... what movies did you enjoy lately? Favourite rom-com(s)? Movie that always cheers you up? Anything like that, please!
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Henry Cavill as Randy in Whatever Works (2009)
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i need aziraphale to come back to earth to reunite w crowley (bc he desperately needs his help) just to find him in a full fledged drag career with a massive following and he Will Not Quit
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Ngl learning hebrew at this time is extremely difficult because the main method i use when im tired is consuming media in that language, and most of the hebrew speaking media at this time is either People being extremely violent and vicious and basically calling for my people to die. Or People celebrating and having the time of their lives because my people are dying. There's no in between.
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Amy's ready to throw hands, she's got a huge hammer and she ain't afraid to use it :3
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Overheard at (toddler) soccer
Kid: not participating
Parent: it’s very simple. You kick the ball and you get treats, a cookie, a lollipop.
Kid, still refusing to participate:
Parent: and a trip to the toy store.
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