#Which is funny

[flunflun]

Gonna go ahead and post my fave iwaois from 2023 here too bc the crop is way nicer than twt 🌺

#iwaoi #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #flun art #more than half of this is for cj #which is funny #we got same iwaoi taste tho what can i say!!

[squash1]

i’m loosing my fucking mind. no actually i’ve Lost my fucking mind because when ronan is helping to restrain adam in the whole demon takeover fiasco ronan whispers “forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit” (“maybe we'll be laughing about even these things in the future.”) in his hearing ear. and ronan saying that is finally what relaxes adam.

and as if that wasn’t enough for one chapter ORPHAN GIRL THEN COMES AND GIVES ADAM BACK HIS WATCH AND GIVES HIS ARM A LITTLE KISS. THE SAME WATCH THAT ADAM GAVE HER BECAUSE HE KNEW WHAT IT MEANT TO BE SCARED AND ALONE IN A NEW PLACE AND FINDS TIME AND BEING AWARE OF TIME TO BE COMFORTING AND A CONFORMATION OF HIS AUTONOMY AND WANTED TO GIVE HER THAT SAME COMFORT.

sorry for yelling but it’s been a big night and as previously established i have lost my mind.

#guys it’s getting too real #that moment with orphan girl did me IN #also that line is from a epic poem #which is funny #the raven king reread #ronan lynch #adam parrish #pynch #orphan girl #trc #the raven cycle #blue sargent #richard campbell gansey iii #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #the gangsey #gangsey #mine

[abrielarnold]

When most people ranted, their emotions were stuck firmly in -annoyed!- mode. Sam drifted constantly between -annoyed!- and -frustrated!- and, surprisingly, -jealous!-. It was a rainbow of emotions tapping gently against his nerves.

Real Life by @cordria is the fic that hooked me on spooky!danny fics. Ghosts are blind and feed off emotions. Everything is deliciously tactile, and Danny is Conflicted.

The first few chapters are on ao3 here, and there is a wonderful oneshot here [StarShots 85: You're Not Being You] that takes place a few months afterward and offers a ton of closure.

(Also here's the OG oneshot Real Life is based off of-> StarShots 49)

dannymay prompt: monster

#danny phantom #abrielart #fanart #illustration #dannymay2023 #real life #cordria #spooky!danny #also the ghosts are allergic to cheese #which is funny #but also very very tragic. salt in the wound for danny boy. #he's so crispy #also this is the first time i've actually drawn tucker in a beret. i think i still like the beanie better- but we'll see. #also val is a medium in this?? which is super cool. #cujo is a grody little lad #ficrecs

[deermouth]

Thistle backpack x2. Btw

#i think the only panels i personally have posted here have just been silly thistle #which is funny #but look: hes cutiepie #dungeon meshi #desc in alt text

[bunnygirllover45]

Can we get some random Johann head canons?

Yeah, of course. - He only talks in short, straight-to-the-point sentences, Johann isn't the best at talking and hates small talk, most of the time he's just quietly creepily staring at you. - Nobody knows how the fuck he gets money to support his... hobbies (keeping his partner locked up in a basement) but he used to hunt before, so maybe his new secret job is related to that? - Some of you asked this before, but no, he doesn't like being called by pet names nor has any preferred ways to be called, "Johann" works fine for him. - He used to train hunting dogs, that's why he has many scars around his body. - Johann is an avid fan of Hatsune Miku (?)

#yandere oc #yandere boy #male yandere #chrona... answers things? #johann the bastard #I almost forgot he was a thing... #which is funny #bc he's my sona #lol

[shinolavolume1]

Transgender and palestine sweeping the floor in the one piece chapter announcement reactions

#What fucking clown is out here reacting with the Israeli flag #you can see who reacted too #which is funny

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Everything I Know About Twilight (I've never read the books OR watched the films)

They're all EXTREMELY Catholic/Mormon.

Edward and Bella are. Boring.

And also like the worst characters in the whole thing.

There's loads of really cool supporting characters.

Bella and Alice are basically a couple. And have like. Way more chemistry than anyone else.

Bella is "not like other girls"

The werewolf guy is for some reason in love with Ratatouille or whatever the fuck the baby is called (a LITERAL infant)

Edwards immediate reaction to Bella is to cover his nose (which is fucking hilarious)

One of the Cullens became a vampire because he fought a bear too hard

They… Can't eat food?

The books are Painful

The movies are WORSE

I'm not even going to go into the honeymoon thing bc it all freaks me out anyway and this? This is just too much.

LOTS of weird religious subtext.

By subtext I mean Chibnall levels of subtlety (smashing-people-in-the-face-with-a-sledgehammer style)

Apparently there are lines about collarbones being exposed and Edward being attractive in khakis. Again, weird Mormon subtext.

Bella nearly dies like. Too much.

There's a bit where Eddie tries to kill himself in the most EXTRA way possible.

The town is called Forks

Vampires ✨SPARKLE✨

"Hold on tight, spider-monkey" ?!

Weird age gaps are all👏the👏rage👏

Full on glorification of abusive relationships

Apparently Fifty Shades is based off it like literal fanfiction

Bella's dad is low-key trying to murder Edward

The baby grows up REAL quick

There's a whole fight sequence that just. Didn't really happen.

Everything's filmed with a really weird filter?

Edward is SO Catholic

The Cullens suck at pretending to be human.

#I know way more than I thought #twilight #my dad calls it Twiglet #which is funny #idk #personal challenge

[hollownest-whore]

Woaw last ant in hallownest someone should preserve that

#was listening to sweet bod drawing this #not important but if you think of the song looking at this it might just be enough to make you uncomfortable #which is funny #tiso #collector

[frobby]

Bokuto: me and akaashi are getting married, so I wanted to ask you something

Kuroo, thinking he's gonna ask him to be best man: yeah?

Bokuto: will you *gets down on one knee* be our husband?

Kuroo: 😯 YES!

#For my grammar friends I'm aware it should be 'akaashi and I' I just thought bokuto would say it like that #Also the framing of this implies that bokuto kuroo and akaashi weren't dating before hand and bokuto jumped straight to marriage #Which is funny #I thought of this cuz last night I was telling my friend about how I don't really ship kuroo with anyone except bokuakakuroo #But it isn't my main ship cuz u know bokuto and akaashi are literally married af #Bokuakakuroo #Bokuaka #bokuroo #haikyuu

[avi-wings]

okay love the buttercups but now Mumbo NEEDS a secret identity

#the buttercups #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #please let me know if he’s had a secret identity before #he needs one #either that or it’s just Heroes and Some Guy #which is funny #but not nearly as funny as mumbo creating another identity

[bedazzlecunt]

"good girls edge" can be rephrased to "nice guys don't finish"

#which is funny #wren speaking!

[iamsuperwholocked]

Jack: Here's some advice,

Tosh: I didn't ask for any.

Jack: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

#this is 100% there relationship #which is funny #because jacks thoughts are the only ones that tosh couldn’t hear #and while ianto and Owen are fighting like cats #and Gwen is talking about helping people #tosh is just stuck there with Jack while he judges her crush on Owen #and tries to help her #even though he killed his boyfriend’s girlfriend #toshiko sato #owen harper #towen #ianto jones #janto #captain jack harkness #gwen cooper #jack harkness #rhys williams #captain jack #torchwood #incorrect torchwood quotes #doctor who #incorrect quotes

[shkika]

Riv is a complicated one I think. It as well as SM as far as I remember have no special ascension cutscene which I think implies the ascencion ending is only available due to devs not wanting to lock out the main "point" of the game aka the travel towards the void. As in, they might actually be Not The Thing That happened. Tbh the canon explanation seems to be that if you enter the slugcat campaign after ascending it, you actually just have it awake from a dream of ascending (and we know that in proximity of void it is possible to have weird dreams so), while in universe it didn't actually reach the void Yet.

Actually one of the things that inspired that train of thought was if we be honest Artificer's inability to ascend if you complete her Vengeance quest (as in, the only way for her to escape at this point would be to trace her steps back to the beginning of her journey). And then I remembered that the second endings for Monk and Surv only were possible After Gourmie (an event that must have happened before their campaigns!) campaign completed. And while It was likely just a game design choice - to provide an opportunity to have an "original" game experience before letting the player experience a different kind of closure - I was already on a train, I was already excavating

Really fun ramble anon!

I don't have much to add here aside the fact that there are sort of "canon" events to most of the slug cats and it's very interesting to me.

Artificer killing off the scavs on Pebbles' back. Because other campaigns after don't have them.

Hunter succeeding on giving Moon the slag key. Moon is very much working for the slug cats after.

Monk meeting Survivor at the tree implies Survivor is there too canonically I suppose?

Monk giving Moon neurons is canon! We see it in an overseer projection.

So is Rivulet dying of old age and never ascending. Moon tells us that.

I like these little details quite a lot! I find them rather neat.

#ask #anonymous #long post #the whole surviie and monk ending also feels like a #“to those who wanted them to actually find their family instead of going to the void” #which is funny #personally i love the void ending to bits #it is satisfying in its own way #but i like the fact you can choose now #i think having the choice is cool #also starting a new family.. its cool

[theresthesnitch]

James and Lily come along, of course. James because Sirius had to ask him for his tent and James declared himself coming along, and Lily because she didn’t want to stay home without Remus. 

“What do you two do when we go camping,” Sirius had asked. 

Lily pushed up on her toes and kissed his nose. “Nothing you need to concern yourself with, darling.”

He never did get a straight answer.

Now, however, James and Sirius are setting up the tents–two, because Remus and Lily said they were not all four fitting in a two-person tent, so James had to go buy another one. Remus and Lily are… well. “What are you two doing?” Sirius asks. 

“Quality assurance,” Lily says, and she and Remus both laugh heartily into their cups. 

Sirius’s eyes narrow. “What’s in your cups?”

Remus presses his lips together before he says. “Lemonade.”

Sirius exchanges a look with James, who is fondly watching their spouses. Sirius sets down the mallet he was using to build the tent and walks toward Remus where he’s sitting on the picnic table. “Lemonade, huh?”

“Yup,” Remus says, popping the P. “Really sweet lemonade. You wouldn’t like it.” 

“Oh, is that so?” Sirius kneels on the bench between Remus’s legs. “Does that mean I can’t have a drink?”

“No,” Remus says too quickly, and the blush across his cheeks gives away more than the joke. “I’m just thinking of you, love. You and your taste buds.” 

“Mmhm.” Sirius leans in toward him, grabbing the cup out of his hand and setting it down on the table beside him. “Maybe I’ll just taste it on your lips,” Sirius says.

“No, I’ll be too sweet too,” Remus fights. Despite the protest, he leans in closer to Sirius, lips parted. 

“Nah,” Sirius says, and he licks along Remus’s upper lip. “I like you when you’re extra sweet.” 

He kisses Remus softly, tenderly, and then he licks into Remus’s mouth. Remus doesn’t even bother to put up a fight, and the evidence is there on his tongue. 

“I knew it!” Sirius says, standing up and points an accusatory finger at Remus, who is laughing now. “You’re not drinking lemonade! That’s like pure vodka.”

Remus shrugs, a brilliant smile on his face. “It started as lemonade with a little bit of vodka in it.” 

“And what happened to the lemonade?” Sirius asked. 

“Lemonade is boring!” Lily shouts, and Sirius turns to see her leaning back against James, wrapped in his arms as he kisses her neck. “Vodka is much more fun.” 

“We haven’t even gotten the tents set up yet!” Sirius says, and he expects James to join his protest until he turns to see James snogging with Lily.

Sirius rolls his eyes and moves back between Remus’s legs. Remus tilts his head up to kiss Sirius again. Sirius pauses a moment before their lips join. “Vodka makes you really randy,” Sirius says. 

“I know,” Remus says, and he picks up the cup next to him and takes a sip. “I guess you better get our tent set up before I demand you ride me on this picnic table.” 

Sirius laughs, but with a quick kiss, he goes back to the pile of sticks and fabric. “Oh, is that what I’m doing? Taking a ride?”

When he looks back at Remus, Remus is biting his lip with a dark look in his eye.  Sirius swallows, already knowing from the look in Remus’s face that he will, in fact, be riding Remus later that night.

#fluffy snippet #which is funny #I set out to write angst #there's not a drop of angst in sight here #untitled fic #wolfstar #jily #snitches get snippets #snitchwrites

[goldenspirits]

your cats are so cute i had to draw kitty :3

SQUEAKING! thank you, I'll make sure to show her this drawing! :]

#my cats #kitty #she looks like the autism creature a bit in this drawing hahaah #which is funny #she does act very autism at times. autism kitty! #snoopy #peanuts #autism

[wilchur]

Really wish they kept default Durge as a paladin instead of deciding that it's too much work to write that convincingly and changing him to a sorcerer.

They could've just made him the only way to be an Oathbreaker right off the bat. Which makes sense because the only class-specific dialogue that Durge gets aside from that one dream sequence at the beginning is for an Oathbreaker only.

I literally cannot look at that mountain of a Dragonborn and suspend my disbelief enough to nod my head at that fucking 8 STR stat, I'm sorry.

#i know it fits with every other dude in the party #which is funny #but LOOK AT HIM #does he look like a man who'd have trouble bringing the groceries up a flight of stairs??? #bg3 #the dark urge #baldur's gate 3