#ain’t she sweet

[movedtodykedvonte]

Simon had just recently died in vampire world when Marcie arrived. He was in the stage of a freshly drained human and it’s likely the vampire king killed him.

All I’m saying if it had been just a few more minutes…

#vampire hunter simon and Marceline #a sadder tale cause she still would’ve out lived him but imagine #a world where a sane Simon got to take care of Marcy for as long as possible #bitter sweet ain’t it #also he had multiple bite marks which is just to fucking #man got jumped and it had to be HORRIBLE #simon petrikov #marceline the vampire queen #fionna and cake #adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers

[jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface]

finally posting these bc my friend said they were hot

✨they/them✨

#she was so sweet about it to like ‘oh you’re really into pain huh??’ 😭 #like honeyyy this ain’t even a good beating what are u talking about this is tame 😔 #me #nsft #lesbian #18+ #nb nsft #nb sub #nb lesbian #t4t nblnb #nblnb #lesbian nsft #nblw #queer #sapphic #dyke #mine

[murderballadeer]

shoutout to shady grove for including brown eyes representation in the heavily blue eyes-dominated field of “songs about the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen”

#cheeks as red as a blooming rose eyes of the prettiest brown she is the darling of my heart sweetest little girl in town!! #kiss from pretty little shady grove sweet as any wine and there ain’t no girl in this whole world prettier than mine #soapbox

[maramahan]

So a friend of mine started running a Pokemon ttrpg for a few of us, and I’m having a very good time so far

I caught my first pokémon yesterday — my first Pokémon aside from my starter, that is — and it went something like this:

#my art #just me rambling #my character is a bit of a disaster and it’s great #their motto so far is #‘I don’t ask my Pokémon to get into any fights I ain’t willing to get in myself’ #and. uh. yeah. #half the battles I’ve been in have involved me stepping in with a baseball bat because I don’t want my starter to get hurt #…..the other half have just been me looking at my starter like ‘don’t worry I got this’ and letting my beloved starter stand by #while I bap a pigeon over the head with a stick #Anyway #my starter is a trapinch named Clementine (because she is Round and Orange and Sweet) #and my newly acquired Meowth is named Lucky. Because he is. #both of them are very Friend-Shaped and I adore them #also my friend who is GMing makes very silly Pokémon Noises for us and it makes me laugh

[mydarlingdahlia]

Funny how I literally turned into Niagara Falls.

Creds : @jeremika_ on Pinterest <3

#charlotte rambles #genshin impact #arataki itto #*inhales* #IM BOUTA CUHHHHHHHH— #no because she’s throbbin and shit #he’s so— *screams* #i’m imagining him talking sweet/dirty to me in japanese or spanish and it’s making me go feral #the fact that i’m fluent in spanish makes it even better #oh yeah in case you didn’t know those flags are ecuador and japan:3 #i ain’t make this but HOLYYYY

[mycological-mariner]

*incoherent screams of frustration and tears of exhaustion*

#I bloody hate Christmas #imposter syndrome was so bad at the christmas dinner too I wanted to curl up and die #everyone is very sweet so I can’t complain #but re-enactment is very much a rich persons hobby or at least independently wealthy #I may drop out of doing actual events which. sucks lol #but I can’t afford it #I haven’t been able to afford food for two weeks let alone a bloody uniform #I can still help out. managing the website and etc #but all the things I want to do and love to do I can’t afford #no wonder most reenactors are older well off folk or younger people who’ve been brought up in it #not to mention coming home and finding empty beer bottles littered everywhere #my mums coming tomorrow and shes ain’t given a time for arrival #I gotta work out sleeping arrangements get food clean the house do dishes etc #I just want to sleep? #I really really bloody hate Christmas for many many reasons #but stress of planning and getting shit in order is top of the list #christ #I want December to be Over #just depressed bc now I may not even get to meet up with this group when they’ve been so lovely bc… well fuck man. #just so much on my plate rn. I haven’t been able to relax. oh well. no choice but to do what needs doing #I just wish it wasn’t so much that needed doing #no wonder I’ve been having heart troubles

[inkykeiji]

Omg bmb tomura getting so mad that hes always covered in cat hair. especially since he only wears black. Ah reader would think hes so cute bc hes not mad mad, just always mumbling curses under his breath and reader just giggles

this is literally canon anon like literally 100% canon!!!!!! tomura really, really isn’t a fan of isaac the kitty and never fails to regularly remind dabi that isaac is his child, not tomura’s, especially when isaac is doing something tomura considers to be unsavoury, such as climbing his custom-made thousand-dollar luxury velvet drapes, or kneading one of his vintage cashmere turtlenecks.

just tomura sauntering through the penthouse shuffling thick manila files overstuffed with documents between his palms, noticing isaac sharpening his claws on the edge of their flexform sofa and shooting dabi (and reader) a sharp, sour look from the corner of his eye as he grumbles ‘that’s your child, not mine.’

​it makes it even better because isaac is silver/white, so that fur is EVERYWHERE. like tomura plucking a pair of trousers from his closet and scoffing as he roughly brushes them off because they are somehow, inexplicably, sprinkled with fur, hollering from deep within the closet don’t you ever brush this goddamn cat!? and reader responding like the lil angel she is in a sugary obedient voice twice a day, daddy! with dabi’s faint snickering in the background, and tomura’s just mumbling to himself with a roll of his eyes like yeah well it doesn’t seem like it <3

#tomura’s like ‘i don’t claim him’ LMAO #that ain’t no child of his #anyway i love them sooooooo much <333333333 #tomura may act like he despises isaac but deep down he’s happy his baby has her own lil thing to care for <33 #he thinks it’s really fucking cute how much she cares for that mess of a fur ball #how diligent she is with everything from feeding to litter to vet appointments #it’s sweet <3 #i hope ur day is going awesome anon!!! #sending much love and health to you!! <3 #bmb universe #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[thebeautifulfantastic]

laura osnes kill me with your voice challenge

#i just listened to dying ain’t so bad for the first time and DANGGGG #the way she goes from sweet and light in the beginning to full on belting by the end… #this is my audition song i hope i can do it justice #bonnie and clyde #belle speaks

[bibleofficial]

my ‘tour buddy’s’ son lives in houston & i feel so bad bc whenever someone tells me they know someone in or have been to houston my first reaction is ‘i’m so sorry !’

#stream #ALSKALSKALSKALSKA #LIKE GURL … #SUCKS ! #they’re not californian so it’s acceptable #like it’s suchhhhh a SHIT city 😭😭😭😭 why do y’all move here (it was bc his wife is in oil) #i think they said they’re from ohio but i don’t remember #idk her name is kim ! she’s sweet #like the tour buddy’s are to confirm the person is there without counting heads & if someone doesn’t say their buddy ain’t there then the #tour continues as scheduled #i feel bad too bc im such an acquired taste like im a MASSIVE bitch im loud im opiniated im crass idc but idk i don’t do well in large group

[laughableillusions]

Madcap would see that fucked up baby from Eraserhead and take it home and just adopt it, he would get a baby carrier and it’s just strapped to the front of his suit as he beats someone to death. A+ dad

#Madcap voice: #hey sweet pea I just stole this weird fuckin baby ain’t he cute #Yeah he’s a little weird lookin but I think she’s great #no I don’t know what gender they are l #Michael: mmm my son #slasher oc #eraserhead baby #slasher #clown oc

[regardsandregrets]

Tasque managerrr,, 🥺

I ran out of ideas to draw her in but one

And I don’t have the skill for that one

#ain’t most of you guys lucky #I know she ain’t that popular #well at least platonically #hahahahaha! #r&rposts #r&rrambles #I made her so sweet #I hope the piece continues to give me joy for a long time #that’s what i work hard for #smooth satisfying quality #at least for fanart #og can go get stuffed

[lovedeluxe92]

i got this woman as a client today and she was like i need help getting groceries i was like for sure i can help you set it up online. meanwhile she doesn’t have a computer and uses food stamps. nothing wrong with that BUT i can’t use her food stamp card like for her. i mean i could but it’d be a liability. plus i’m p sure most places that deliver groceries don’t accept food stamps unless i’m wrong on that

#my boss was like….you said it so now you’re gonna have to call and say you can’t help basically lmfao #she wasn’t mad or anything we just got to talking about it and realized it couldn’t be done the way i was talking ain’t #about* #the lady was real sweet tho and gave me a hug before i left

[ollies-moving-castle]

Or you're complaining about children

THE CHILDREN DESERVE TO BE COMPLAINED ABOUT

#They are sweet kids honestly but just so damn annoying and gross and loud at times they shouldn’t be loud #That it’s hard not to get frustrated when around them for more than ten minute intervals #They are so gross and they use my bathroom and I hate it #And wake me up by slamming the bathroom door #And kids are just annoying by nature even I’m annoying so that ain’t really their fault but it sounded weird without three things #And one of them acts like she’s better than fucking everyone and it’s infuriating #They are both sweet at heart but sometimes they make me want to start yelling #Not like words just screams

[fairy-angel222]

𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𐙚⋆.˚

The white haired man using his fingers to spread your sticky, cum coated folds while Geto’s fat cock stretched you out. Creamy white spread along his veiny length as he fucked into you nice and slow.

“Look at that. So fuckin’ filthy Suguru. Your cock’s stretching her so wide.” Gojo groaned, leaning down to place a soft kiss to your clit, smirking against your skin when you trembled with a whine.

“She’s real noisy too. Pretty little slut’s taking my cock so well.” Geto grunted, pace speeding up as you moaned and whimpered beneath him. Your back arching with cry when Gojo began to rub quick circles on your clit. Your vision clouding as you sniffled at the overstimulation. “Suguu— hmm fuckk. I c-can’t, ‘m sensitive.”

He’d already made you cum so many times, fucking into you while Gojo whispered into your ear. Driving you over the edge again and again and again.

“Awww. You’re sensitive f’me huh baby?” Geto cooed, thumb wiping a stray tear off your cheek as you nodded shakily. “Hmm ‘s alright darling. You can take it ain’t that right Toru?”

“Of course she can, can’t ya sweetheart?”

“B-but-”

“I said you can take it baby. So you’re gonna take it like a good girl yeah?” Geto husked, his cock twitching as you whimpered with parted lips. Your body being rocked back and forth with each of his hard thrusts.

“Pussy’s so fuckin’ wet. ‘S dripping everywhere baby.” Gojo groaned, eyes half lidded when he brought his face closer. Geto’s hand on the back of his head pushing him down into you. “Just give it t’ her already Toru.”

Gojo hummed, immediately getting to work lapping at your sopping pussy. Licking around Geto’s thick cock before swirling your clit into his mouth. Sucking at the sensitive bud with small moans of his own. Chin glistening with your slick as he buried his face as far between your puffy folds as he could.

“So damn sweet.” He grunted, hands spreading your thighs even further for both him and Geto. His tongue never slowing its torture as the other fucked you deep, hips repeating slamming into yours with a loud squelch. The lewd sound mixed with that of Gojo’s greedy tongue fogging both their brains and yours.

Your cries of their names getting louder as your stomach tightened, Gojo’s hard grip on your flesh preventing you from desperately pulling away from the overwhelming pleasure. “I can’t— nngh, ‘s too muchh.”

“Yes you can. Just let go f’us okay? Give us one more ‘kay baby?”

You felt your toes curl, your body beginning to shake as you let out a whiny cry. The stimulation to both your g spot and your clit fogging your mind as your sensitivity intensified. Tears staining your flushed cheeks as yet another orgasm washed over you. This one even more powerful than the last.

“There ya go. That’s our good girl.” Geto grinned, watching as you quivered in their hold as he sloppily fucked himself with your tightness. Slowly coming to a stop to pump you deep n’ full of his cum. Gojo basking in how much wetter you had become.

They both pulled away from you. Matching smirks on their faces as you tried to catch your breath. A small pout on your face when you huffed tiredly, “Meanies.”

#jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo x reader smut #jjk x reader smut #gojo satoru smut #geto x reader smut #gojo x reader x geto #geto suguru smut #geto smut #geto x reader #geto suguru #gojo satoru #geto suguru x reader

[bookpillows]

Omg at some point my dog’s collar broke and I am so fucking thankfully it broke in the house and not while I was walking her

#to keep it short and sweet: that heaux ain’t loyal #and I would never see her again #thankfully I have her harness #but I have to but I new color like first think tomorrow #because she looks traumatized every time I bring the harness out