#alarm jokes

[wealthyfishmonger]

more recent SIGNALIS sketches sorry I haven't uploaded for a while

#signalis #signalis fanart #ariane yeong #elster #signalis spoilers #lstr 512 #signalis star #eule signalis #eulr #the fourth one is a stupid in joke #i thought it was funny #unless rose-engine confirms that elster can say purple burglar alarm #it is canon

[potatobugz]

eek! scary!

#undertale yellow #uty #dalv #uty dalv #dalv uty #dalv undertale yellow #undertale yellow dalv #potatart #AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!! #hm.... [impulsive thought alarm is going off] #i think if i started one of those drawing [character] daily art accounts it would be funny #but. i am alsp incredibly bad at keeping up with it #i shouldnt. but i want to. but it will probably overwhelm me. what to do #i tbink i will just draw dalv at a normal pace o_o #ME WHEN I SEE FICTIONAL CHARACTER I CAN PROJECT ONTO #no body can escape my transgenderification beam. #i hc him using he/they methinks though this may change #i must thoroughly analyze him before i am sure about his pronouns...... #(joke) #can you tell who my favorite uty character is.

[alarm-sistemi]

Eviniz Için Alarm Sistemleri Taktırırken Nelere Dikkat Etmelisiniz?

Sunfun Diana Balkon Masası Kodlu ürünün stokta bulunduğu Bauhaus Mağazaları. Bu nedenle kullanıcılar balkon bahçe masası satın alarak almak istedikleri balkon masası ürünlerini bahçeleri içinde de kullanabilir, böylece tek bir ürünü iki alanda da kullanarak bütçelerine de zarar vermemiş olurlar. Böylelikle masa ve sandalyeyi ayrı ayrı almak yerine toplu olarak satın alarak alışveriş uygun fiyata gelir. Bahçe mobilyaları palet tercihinde bulunarak yere yakın zeminler oluşturabilir, böylelikle daha sıcak ve samimi ortamlar kurabilirsiniz. Bahçe plastik masa seçimlerinde ise farklı desen ve renklere yönelmek mümkündür. Bahex zeugma 6 kişilik camsız rattan desenli plastik masa takımı ile bahçe balkon ve teraslarınızda şık ve kullanışlı oturma alanları oluşturun. Villa Erşah, Fethiye’de geniş bahçesi, şık ve modern görünümü ile misafirlerine unutulmaz bir tatil geçirme fırsatı sunmaktadır . Bir kaç metal şamdan, saksı bitkisi ile şık bir teras dekorasyonuna sahip olabilir, gün batımına karşı sevdiklerinizle hoş vakit geçirebilirsiniz pek tabii. Tüm hava şartlarına karşı dayanıklıdır. Günün her saatini keyifle geçirebileceğiniz büyük teraslarda akşamları aydınlanma için özel abajur ya da fenerlere de ihtiyacınız olacağını belirtmekte fayda var.

Sevdiklerinizle mangal partileri yapacağınız büyük teraslarda özel barbekü alanları da oluşturabilirsiniz. Daha farklı ve modern bir arayış içerisindeyseniz zemini ahşap parke kaplatarak sedir biçiminde oturma alanı oluşturabilirsiniz kendinize. Cam ile kapatılmış terasları öğle saatlerinde kullanmak güneşin yakıcı etkisi nedeniyle çok zordur ancak hem yaz akşamları hem de sonbaharın yağmurlarında bu alanı kullanabileceğinizi düşünürseniz daha zevkle döşeyeceğinizden eminim. Balkonlarda masa sandalye takımları yaz aylarının yaklaşmasıyla kullanımı artmıştır. Rattan kollu Sandalye bahçeniz için uzun süreli kullanıma uygundur ve yağmurlarda su geçirme sorunu aklınızda olmaz. Koltuk modeli bahçe oturma grupları, sandalye görünümünden farklı olarak geniş yapıları ile dikkat çekiyor. BİM'de bu hafta züccaciyeden tekstile, elektrikli ev aletlerinden bahçe ürünlerine, giyimden kamp malzemelerine kadar birçok ürün uygun fiyattan satılacak. Yaz aylarının başından sonbahar aylarının sonlarına kadar çiçekleri dökülmez ya da kurumaz. Bu sayede yaz aylarında güneşli günlerde ve kış aylarındaki yağışlı günlerde daha eğlenceli vakit geçirebilirsiniz. Evlerinizde yer alan balkon ve teraslar, yaz aylarının keyifli zamanlar geçirilen açık alanlarıdır.

Çok geniş ve açık alanlar oldukları için büyük bahçe mobilyalarından, ağaç saksılarından, yer ve zemin kaplama fikirlerinden, kocaman minderlerden bahsetmenin tam sırası. Olabildiğince işlevsel mobilyalar tercih ederek de kullanışlı alanlar tasarlamaya özen göstermelisiniz. Açık mutfakta daha sonra duvar örülebilecek ve kapı takılabilecek yerlere kolonların denk gelmeyeceği pozisyonları tercih ediyoruz. Balkon duvar seramikleri: Balkon duvarlarınızda uzun yıllar boyunca kullanabileceğiniz, aşınma yapmayan, içinizi ısıtan balkon karolarına yer verebilirsiniz. Ayrıca balkon yer döşemeleri ile balkon duvar seramiklerinizi bütünleştirip dekorasyonunuza nokta koyabilirsiniz. Balkon seramikleri modelleri balkonunuzda olmak istediğiniz bir mekanı tasvir edebileceğiniz alternatifleri olan balkon duvar seramiklerini içermektedir. Üstün donanımlı dış mekan ısıtıcıları çok farklı büyüklük, şekil ve kapasiteleriyle herkese yönelik ısınma alternatifleri sergiliyor. Isınma sorununu çözmek için oturma alanının ortasına bacasız dış mekan şömine modellerinden birini tercih edebilir hem bu şömineyi masa olarak da kullanabilirsiniz. Yazlık alanlarda havanın nemli olmasına bağlı olarak dış mekan alanlarında tercih edilebiliyor. Sıcak havalarda hiç kimse kapalı alanlarda vakit geçirmek istemez. Terasınız küçükse belki bahçe koltukları yerine konforlu sandalyeleri tercih etmeniz gerekebilir ama yine de teras keyfi yapmaktan kimse sizi mahrum edemez. Ayrıca güneşten korunmak için büyük bir de şemsiye almanız gerekebilir. Nemli kir için de uygun özel bir filtreye sahiptir.

Korunaklı olduğu için ev rahatlığını kapalı teraslara kolayca yansıtabilirsiniz. Yukarıda da dediğim gibi kapalı terasları bir ev rahatlığında döşeyebilirsiniz tıpkı örnekte olduğu gibi. Antoryum: Kırmızı çiçeği ile göz alıcı bir güzelliğe sahip antoryum, banyoda yetişen çiçek türlerinden bir diğeri. Daha sade ve göz yormayan desenleri küçük alanları dekore ederken seçerseniz olduğundan daha geniş gösterebilirsiniz. Eğer daha farklı paletlerle kendin yap fikirlerine ihtiyacınız varsa şu yazıya mutlaka göz atın: Ahşap Paletlerle Neler Yapılır? Balkonunuza eşlik eden bir terasınız varsa oldukça şanslısınız. Balkon kalebodur modelleriyle balkonlarınızı doğal bir görünüme kavuşturabilirsiniz. Onları serin ve keyifli bir yaşam alanına dönüştüren tekstil ürünleri pek tabiiki balkon perdeleri oluyor. Sarmaşıklar bahçenize hem daha canlı bir görüntü hem de daha estetik bir yapı kazandıracaktır. Cam ve polikarbon gibi estetik materyaller kullanılmaktadır. Tambalkon, “Temizlenebilir hareketli cam panel sistemi” adıyla Albert Genau patenti altında olup taklit vb. Farklı şekillerde uygulanabilen balkon kapatma işlemleri içinde en fazla yeri alan sistemler olan cam sistemler kullanım kolaylıkları, görsel uyumları ve kaliteleri nedeni oldukça başarılı uygulamalardır. Üstü ahşap lambri, cam panel, tente gibi teras kapama yöntemleri ile kapatılan bu terasları dizayn etmenin en güzel yanı çok fazla alternatifinizin olmasıdır. Büyük bir terasta akşam vakit geçirmek, yıldızları izlemek güzel olsa da ayazda kalmamak için ortamın ısısını yükseltmek için şömine, mangal ya da elektrikli ısıtıcılar gibi çözümlere başvurabilirsiniz.

#a alarm or an alarm #honeywell hırsız alarm #morning alarm ringtone download #alarm jokes #alarm sistemleri #a alarm lock and key #en iyi hırsız alarm sistemi #nicki minaj pound the alarm

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

I've come to a startling realization that one of my favorite soulsborne youtubers talks exactly like Karkat and I don't know how to process this information

-Mod Terezi

#mod terezi #not a quote #it is no joke alarming how much he talks like a real life karkat #kinda wanna comment that on his next video #mostly to see if a) he gets it b) has anything to say for himself and c) if he does get it and it breaks something inside him

[faunandfloraas]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the ever iconic "What do you even know."

#Hyunjin was off on one this 2kr. Complete Seungminner type shit #like sorry but he wins. he wins the seungmin love battle. Im handing my pcs over to him rn. #Kim Seungmin #Hwang Hyunjin #stray kids #skz #bystay #stray kids gifs #stray kids edit #long post #skz gifs #staysource #jesskz #2 kids room #2kr #my fave part was seungmin joking around being like you miss me ~ you had your alarm on low bc you didnt wanna disturb me~ #but hyunjin was literally like Yes. You're right. I'm genuinely fond of you and do miss you and did do that for you #get loved and appreciated for your kind and thoughtful ways idiot #seungjin

[oneheadtoanother]

I read this long climate-change-doomer medium article last night and I don't need this right now :/ The arctic ice sheet situation in particular is what made me drop my phone and have a 5 minute freakout before I could read more.

#i don't want to alarm anyone but we are all going to die #factual gripe: the arctic ice sheet doesn't have ancient ice almost all of it is less than 4 years old so no ancient bugs to be released #kind of just shoehorning a The Thing joke into something plenty darkly comic already

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!! #Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever! #Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/ #Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀 #Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

[elithemiar-blog]

Field Trip + Danny Fenton Bladder Alarm + Mr Lancer's Class Being Cautious + Wayne Enterprise Tour

Danny's grade goes to Gotham for a field trip, at a select number of sites. During the WE tour does Danny need to use the restroom (1st stop for his group).

The rest of the class, who are used to ghost attacks following his departure, become hyper-vigilant and cautious. It's enough to permeate to other people who also feel like they're about to be attacked, like a pack mentality.

Danny returns and everyone calms down.

It doesn't stop there. Each location he does the same thing (his bladder ended up being an alibi that he can use for school, so he has to do the same while in Gotham to keep up the ruse), and still the Gothamites also react but they don't know why.

Eventually, a rouge does attack, while Danny is in the bathroom. Mr Lancer's class is calmer than even the most veteran Gothamite. They're being cautious, but now they have a reason to be so.

Danny returns to the class, which is now a hostage situation, and gets threatened. He does absolutely the opposite of what normal people expect and just stares the rouge down not even bothered by the threat.

Maybe it's normal for Amity Parkers to carry around a basic ecto-gun, so while the main rouge is preoccupied (and pretty darn startled) with Danny, they take down the henchmen.

Then the batfam enter.

(Maybe since the tour they've been looking into these out-of-towners [they caused everyone in their vicinity to have the fight/flight reaction] when they figure out the pattern of Danny using the restroom)

Idea rambling in tags...

#dp x dc #dc x dp #fenton bladder alarm #was listening to gotham knights soundtrack #danny being to used to being shot at as both fenton and phantom #auto defense system in his house #thinking not again #also amused that the rouge thinks they're being threatening #but hes heard worse #amity parkers vs gotham rogue #book title swearing mr lancer #at danny #not the rogue doing the threatening #danny shrugging off danger #sarcasm wit and death jokes after the batfam arrive #valerie sam and tucker are bored with the rogue #poor acting only puts them on radar of batman #so much during so little #each batfam member tries to claim adoption on site #the class still has the rest of their field trip to get to #do the batfam follow? #cause danny is now being seen as a danger-alarm meta #my brain jumped off a cliff again with ideas

[puppetmaster13u]

Y'know what, yet another de-aged Danny idea where he falls into another world. But Clockwork sends Fright Knight to go watch over him to stop something bad from happening. The heroes of said world were not prepared, at all.

#dpxdc #prompts #The JL are confused about this lil glowing green toddler with lil snek body #They are then alarmed by Massive Glowing Knight looking thing emerging from the shadows to scoop up said child #No one mentions anything at the time but does later joke about how there were 'Batman' vibes going on with the whole situation #fright knight #de aged danny #Honestly I want Fright Knight & Batman to get along and be friends lol #Bruce became the embodiment of his fear to fight in Gotham & is called the dark knight so they can be fear/knight buddies #Bruce can use Alfred to help with the whole new single dad thing lol #Once he gets over his suspicions and anxiety and all that fun stuff #Not ghost king Danny #He a lil baby ancient #Fright probably calls him his lil prince tho

[apnourry]

life is great and I want a brownie🫶

#very important #hi #me #my face #selfie #mirror selfie #cute girl #pretty people #I have no shame it's fantastic #girls who lift #girls with tattoos #penguin socks #wombats #no joke about the brownie by the way #I could go for a nap but instead I'm gonna run #ah #and then lift????? #AHH #anyway #be my friend #feel free to message me #oooooh potatoes would also be good rn #fuck #let me set an alarm in case I fall asleep lmao #I'm gonna be fine #this is so normal #I love yall #love me #hot girl shit #later taters

[mocury-moto]

outer wilds fans playing pikmin for the first time hearing the end-of-day report theme:

#amicus.txt #gif #maybe the most niche joke ive made yet #outer wilds #pikmin #for context the first 3 notes of the pikmin end of day report theme #are the exact same as the first 3 notes from outer wilds' “End Times” track #which plays when the sun is about to explode. #i have End Times set as my morning alarm. Very Effective

[ghost-proofbaby]

HOUR 18 OF "TWENTY FOUR HOURS" WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW, 06/14 AT 6 PM EST.

i'm back, y'all! and worse than ever . i know this has taken forever due to my traveling, and thank you all for your patience and kindness ♡

to hold you over until tomorrow night/afternoon/whatever time of day it will be for all you lovelies, have a snippet below the cut.

Eddie’s eyes narrow in concentration at your phone as his thumbs fly across the screen, navigating the Spotify app with ease to find the Deftones song he specifically wants. He doesn’t do as you had and go to their artist page – he searches with purpose, in no mood to scroll through albums to find the song he’s looking for. 

“I still don’t understand how you can type so fast,” you mumble, watching with fascination that you try to tamper down with faux boredom, “Even I can’t type that fast, and I own the damn thing.” 

He doesn’t even glance up as he scrolls along the screen, finding the song and clicking on it, “I’m just good with my fingers.” 

There it goes. The air from your lungs, once again vacating the premises as he freezes beside you. 

It isn’t fair. An internal whine that nearly works itself up your throat and out your mouth, making you want to stomp your feet like a child. You hadn’t even recovered from the casual drop of baby yet. And now he’s going to just say that? 

“Oh, God, I-” he’s looking up finally, eyes wide and stuttering with embarrassment, “Fuck, I swear to God, I did not mean that as an innuendo.” 

You open your mouth. You close it. You repeat the process. You’re fucking speechless and it’s a little bit embarrassing. 

“I’m serious!” he persists when you don’t reply, and only stare at him in continued shock, “Seriously! I- Fuck, I was referring to with my job. At the autoshop. I’m- Fuck,” he cuts his explanation off, dragging a hand over his face and falling back into the couch, “Kill me. Kill me now, please – and be sure to make it quick and painless, pretty please.” 

You finally laugh. It’s a bit choked, a bit strangled, but it instantly has Eddie lowering his hand. 

“I think if we were going to kill each other, Munson, it would have happened hours ago,” you try to tease him, but something about the sentiment comes out far softer than you intended. Like it’s not a joke. Like, in your own odd way, you’re trying to whisper a truth to him – everything has changed for me now. 

“Probably,” he sighs, relaxing a bit and leaning back beside you as he looks to the phone once more and clicks on a song, “Proba-fucking-ly.”

#twenty four hours #set your alarms! or don't. i can't control you #keep expectations low as always #also hands and legs in the inside the vehicle blah blah blah whatever #all jokes aside i am sorry it took so long aha #header definitely includes lil easter eggs to a specific scene

[jokingluna]

#princess luna #princess celestia #alarm #early #joke

[dollya-robinprotector]

(personal health issue)

I just realized... i lose too much weight. This is definitely unhealthy. Look at this short, they were too TIGHT for me few months ago, now they barely hang onto my thigh...

Jfc my ass is not fat and my thigh are not thicc anymore!! I'm slowly becoming a REAL skinny betch™!!!

This is a disaster. I need to gain weight ASAP

#this is no joke #stress and eating disorder is slowly taking over I can't afford to lose any more weight I'm already skinny as hek #I put this short on and immediately the alarm sounds wth 😭😭😭 #cw eating issues #cw eating problems #cw weight loss

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #hypocrisy #funny humor #funny meme #michael bloomberg #climate alarmism #enviromentalism #irony #joke

[attleboy]

I'm sorry for not following you sooner 😔

Your art is really fun and entertaining! I could learn a thing or two from your vibrant and dynamic poses :)

no, hold on, i'm sorry for not following you sooner!! 😭 i've seen you around and i love your art [especially like, your usage of hatching and crosstones? love that] i'm just really bad at remembering to hit the follow button

thank you for stopping by, it was really lovely to hear from you!! ^-^

#wow feels like a lot is happening today... lots of cool people... looking at me... eep #i'm being Perceived too much... i need to go hide in a patch of foliage away from the glass like an overstimulated zoo animal #that's a joke by the way i'm fine don't mind me. mildly alarmed but it's cool i'm cool i'm fine #ask response