#all the types

[mbti-enemies]

can i eat lunch with you guys?

Yes! of course <3: ENFJ, INFP, ISTJ ISFJ, ESFJ, ISFP

*looks to rest of group*: INFJ, ISTP, INTJ

*too busy eating to hear you*: ESTP

*can't hear you over own voice*: ESFP, ENTJ

No, no you can't (joking): ENFP, ENTP, INTP

No, no you can't (serious): ESTJ

#sorry estj #(don't be offended) #all the types #types collection #enfj #istj #infp #esfp #infj #isfj #estp #isfp #istp #intp #entp #intj #entj #esfj #estj #enfp

[confusedinfj]

WHAT THE TYPES ARE DOING ON A NIGHT OUT AT THE BAR

*for the stereotypes*

NUMBER 14 WILL SHOCK YOU!

Esfp - dancing up the front, even if no one else is. Trying to start a rave.

Istj - attempting stand up comedy at the unattended microphone. Dad jokes only.

Isfp - Holding a beer they never manage to finish, sitting at a back table and laughing too loudly at istj's jokes.

Estp - making stupid bets on everything, including intp. Like - purposely stupid bets for laughs. Because money isn't real.

Esfj - Making friends, getting everyone's number. Offends infp by complimenting them in a weird way.

Istp - They start by having a few drinks by themselves at a table in the corner, scrolling through their phone. An hour in, they're suddenly everywhere, and seem to know everyone.

Estj - out the back calling health and safety because they saw a few violations. Is convinced enfj should be arrested.

Isfj - keeps sending their meal back to the kitchen, very sorry to do so though, it just has to be exactly right.

Entp - thinks they're in a Pizza Hut. Is asking a waitress why there's no pizza on the menu.

Infp - is crying cos esfj offended them. Has lots of people comforting them. By the end of the night, they're best friends with esfj.

Enfj - has brought a pet and is showing it off. Tries to make estj kiss it when they insist it needs to leave.

Intp - Is trying to convince everyone to vote for them at the 2030 election, just in case they decide to run. Estp is betting they'll win and intp promises 60% return if they invest in the campaign.

Entj - got caught up in a conversation and enthusiastically told everyone they know how to play piano. Now they're booked in to play at a party next week, and they only know Mary had a little lamb, so they're having a panic attack cos they don't know how to get out of this. They'll probably move.

Intj - table top dancing. Pg 13 style. While dancing, looks down to continually reassure entp they're at pizza hut, even though they know they're not.

Infj - sees the game, picks one player as their favourite and loudly roots for them. Encourages estp to keep making stupid bets.

Enfp - tries to start karaoke without anyone else wanting them to. Cringey dances with esfp.

*this may be the most accurate post I've ever made :') *

#Mbti #All the types #The types in a bar #Stereotypes #For Lols #Enfj #Infj #Entj #Intj #Enfp #Infp #Entp #Intp #Esfj #Isfj #Estj #Istj #Estp #Istp #Esfp #Isfp

[shobiolovechild]

there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #ryoko kui #look all these body types #and they all beautifull #gotta love her for that

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years #and literally not make a move #PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much #but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour #thank u for coming to my ted talk #high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two

[statesanctionedyapper]

I want someone to love me enough to give me crocheted flowers someday

#in the meantime #I’ll give everyone I love flowers instead #all the types #because they are all lovely

[stil-lindigo]

bite of winter.

a comic about a princess who died in the snow.

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creative notes:

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all my other comics

store

#cw: blood #cw: gore #cw: dismemberment #cw:death #hope im covering all my bases there #the emily carroll inspiration is really jumping out on this one #tbh her comics were the main reason i started making them in the first place so maybe i can count this as a homage #snow might personally be one of my more beloved protagonists #she eats people but she does it in the name of love so its fine actually #i stand for womens rights AND womens wrongs #literally the type to rip a man's chest open and go 'oopsie!' #love you snow #ash will be getting her own comic later down the line #comic art #lgbt #horror #sapphic #queer comics #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics

[teaboot]

Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance

#Devastated #Gonna be thinking about this all day #My own flesh and blood #Wasn't even done typing #She had this one in the barrel #Locked and loaded #Ruthless #I'm dying squirtle #I'm at work I can't even go home and change

[1alchemistart]

dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!

happy valentines day :D

#sxf #spy x family #damianya #damian desmond #anya forger #my art #i am sleepy rn im scheduling this ahead of time like several hours ahead JKSDFKLS #unrelated to sxf. the tags are my speaking place shush #was not expecting the toby fox newsletter to have so much for me to think about JKKLDFSS #good ole gaster sending us love letters (we don't KNOW it's gaster but like. typing pattern + him being the only character to be like) #(directly referring to the game as deltarune) #ALSO THE WEATHERMEN HAVE NAMES NOW ?!?!? AND ARE IN LOVE ???!?! #so happy for them fr #i didnt get the mettaton card but like just know. that is my essence. all those blingee-core sparkles. those picmix hearts. me #anyway YIPPEE WAHOO

[toboldlymuppet]

VICTORY FEAST !!!

my piece for the @opfoodzine

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #yamato #roronoa zoro #wano arc #trafalgar law #eustass kid #strawhats #please i dont think i can type all their names again #its my bday so i give u this #ill update the tags when i can

[panicatthetwentyonechemicalboys]

OMFG THIS COMMENT. GUISE. THAT LAST SENTENCE IS SO FUCKING RAW

edit: i see a lot of people arguing over the 'eat the rich' thing and i'd like to clear up my standing currently! i know they aren't the same kind of fancy multi-million corporation that our beloved phrase talks about, and the reason i agree to a point with this comment is that watcher is evidently trying to become that. they're doing some shitty things in regards do disregarding poorer fans, and are seemingly blatantly ignoring the economic crisis by saying 'everyone can afford that!', all in direct contrast to their entire branding of being leftist and openly supporting things like eat the rich.

"You said 'eat the rich' then handed us the forks, laid on the plate, and expected us to spare you?" at least from my understanding isn't flat-out saying watcher are now the rich we eat, but are well on the track to becoming so, and are quickly developing the same ego.

BUT!! don't like people directly hating on steven like that!! they're all grown men who can make their own decisions, and pretending like shane and ryan are out little baby beans and then calling steven evil and whatnot isn't okay. they can all be held equally accountable. though i do somewhat understand being the most disappointed in shane, as he's the one who speaks on shit like eating the rich the most, and is generally more outward with his ideals, so it's perfectly reasonable to feel betrayed more deeply. but bottom line is they're all equally accountable for this decision.

some shit we can't take back. i probably got pissed and said some weird/uncool shit initially because of the intense emotions i was dealing with, which other people amplified. i do regret some of the things i've said to a point when it comes to being hateful, but i can't just un-say it all, so i'm not even going to try. i'm going to leave everything be and allow it to serve as something to look back on for what not to do in future circumstances. while this new path for watcher is, in my opinion, not the smartest and generally really shitty, they're human beings who make mistakes, and they deserve our acknowledgement of that.

in short, i don't like it but i'll stop being a bitch about it because they don't deserve that. also sorry for the wall of (probably incoherent lmao) text i got passionate <3

edit 2: guys. im screaming. the apology was amazing imo and i genuinely think they really mean it, like it doesn't seem bullshitted. i think they realized they fucked up for reals and feel bad. im so happy for them, but also for us as fans. yay :D

#watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #shane and ryan #ryan bergara #ghoul boys #shane madej #i cant even bring myself to type 'all hail the watcher' as a tag anymore #sighhh

[mbti-enemies]

divide all the MBTIs withing these tropes

looks like a cinnamon roll, can actually kill you:

looks like can kill you, it's a cinnamon roll:

looks like a cinnamon roll, it's a cinnamon roll:

looks like can kill you, will kill you.:

feel like we've perhaps done this ngl but here goes just in case

looks like a cinnamon roll, will kill you:

infp, infj, enfj, esfp

looks like can kill you, is a cinnamon roll:

istj, istp, intp, entj

looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll:

isfj, isfp, enfp, esfj

looks like can kill you, will kill you:

estp, estj, intj, entp

#maybe #@intj anything you'd swap around? #all the types #types collection #infj #intj #esfj #estj #inftj #intp #entp #enfp #infp #estp #istp #esfp #isfp #isfj #istj #entj

[confusedinfj]

The types as things my pet birds have done in the last week 🐦

Esfj - calls out to the other bird to make sure she's okay when he can't see her.

Isfj - comes to the other bird when he calls, cos he can't fly as well.

Esfp - wouldn't come near me until I started training her with a seed stick.

Isfp - his from me in her coconut house and eyed me with glee.

Estj - danced on my led keyboard and chirped happily cos of the sound.

Istj - flew back into his cage.

Estp - wanted to sit on the edge of a lit candle. Was upset I wouldn't let him.

Istp - continually sat on the other cage and let their tail get attacked. Complained but didn't move, just waited for me to fix it. Bit me when I helped and then went straight back.

Enfj - sat on the other bird's head.

Infj - yelled at her entj bird friend until he cuddled up to her. Put her foot on his chest to really drive the point home.

Enfp - tries to fly higher than he can and crashes into the wall. Continually.

Infp - kept squeezing into the other cage where there's a bird who could literally attack her.

Entj - crashed into my treadmill, landed on the floor, turned to yell at me about it. When I told him I didn't hurt him, he FLEW INTO A TREADMILL, he stared mournfully at the floor in shame.

Bonus entj: flew into the other bird's cage while it was out being crazy. That cage was bigger, so he puffed himself up and fell asleep. He literally claimed the cage. And it worked.

Intj - hissed at me to go away and then brightened up when I did and looked at me like - why are you leaving? I want to play, how did you not get that?

Entp - attempted to steal the other bird's seed stick from the top of the cage by pulling up on the handle and twisting their head.

Intp - sat and watched Harry Potter with me.

#Mbti #All the types #Birds #Budgies #Cockatiel #Enfj #Infj #Entj #Intj #Enfp #Infp #Entp #Intp #Estj #Istj #Esfp #Isfp #Estp #Istp #Esfj #Isfj #Just for fun #For fun #Stereotypes

[fishgirl514]

sorry yeah we queer coded your boyfriend. he’s arguing with his brash and emotionally reserved rival over something trivial for comedic effect. they have a special, vaguely suggestive bond that sets them apart. hm? oh uhh. yes they are blue and red

#sonadow #klance #leopika #sasunaru #i could sit here and type tags all day #wrightworth #rinharu #pokemon red and blue #narumistu #lawlight #vashwood #korrasami #zosan #zukka

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Shax: I'm a little bemused as to why Crowley should risk destruction for you. You don't seem his type at all.

Aziraphale's face detail:

#good omens #goodomensedit #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale #2ep4 #2i4i1 #you don't seem his type at all.

[wuntrum]

people without an internal monologue will never know the epic highs and lows of watching the same guy a lot in a short amount of time (youtuber/streamer/shows and movies etc) and then having your internal monologue sound like that guy for a bit

#personal #personally? all these words are in northernlion's voice rn. just the type of week ive haD