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formula-swift · 5 months
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👦🏻♠️♥️♣️♦️👨🏻
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tsunodaa · 1 year
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nahhhh how can my friends laugh at me and call me defensive for saying you couldn’t expect yuki to know/remember French immediately??? That’s not even a second language to him??? One of them had the AUDACITY to call him stupid because of it, like maybe I overreacted but how is yuki stupid for not remembering French? I can’t remember a fucking thing from learning French in secondary school 😭😭
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tsuumies · 2 months
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"i'm never late, but if i am, there will be signs..." - yuki tsunoda ig story, feb 22, 2024
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pink-car · 9 months
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star boy ~
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dobbiamo-capire · 1 year
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NYCK TALKS IN GOOD ITALIAN?????
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I didn’t expect this from him but he really speaks well already🥺 both in pronunciation and verb conjugation
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youjustwaitsunshine · 2 years
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GOT MY CAPS SIGNED BY SEB MICK AND GEORGE
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space-coupe · 1 year
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I will not being doing well this weekend btw
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verstappieatheart · 2 years
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During lunch I was watching the Servus TV show after the Austrian GP in which Max was their guest and hearing him speak german is so personal for me. It just hits different hearing him speak in my native language.
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astonmartinii · 4 months
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guess who? | yuki tsunoda social media au
pairing: fem yuki tsunoda x popstar!reader
wait, who is y/n's special guest?
Hello! Idk if you take in request for Yuki Tsunoda? But I'll give this a try! Pairing: Yuki Tsunoda x Popstar!YN (face claim could be sabrina or whoever you want!) Summary: yuki is caught attending yn's concert and then some of yn's fans mentioned that maybe yuki is the special guest yn has been hinting at. So, everyone on social media + the drivers are going crazy to see if YN and Yuki know each other. And then some eagle eyed YN+Yuki fans point out how one of YN's songs are about Yuki - @notesmadefromthedark
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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y/ncentral: y/n at her show in london last night. she mentioned that she had a special guest in attendance and some familiar faces in the crowd included f1 drivers pierre gasly, charles leclerc, daniel ricciardo, max verstappen and yuki tsunoda !! do you think it might be one of them?
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user2: can one of the f1 girls give us a quick run down on these men?
user3: quick fire. pierre - slag but has a gf. charles - homie hopper but has a gf. daniel - goofy. max - serious on track but goofy off track. yuki - lilttle cinnamon roll (do not listen to his radios)
user2: thank you for your service - who should i root for to be with y/n?
user4: if she's dating max at least she'd be dating a serial winner?
user5: but i feel like her and daniel would such a fun couple like?
user6: but yuki is a king and i honest to god hope it is him
user7: can this be fake news? my wife is at home with our kids?
user8: the way i know this trip was yuki's idea
user9: ???
user8: yuki mentioned in a marketing video a while back that he loves her music
user10: + pierre said the best thing about no longer being teammates with yuki is that he doesn't have to listen to him blast y/n's music
user11: + in a q&a he was asked who he'd most like to meet at a race and he said y/n or jason statham?
user12: the more i hear the more i want it to be yuki
user13: i need it to be yuki so that all the y/n fans can be yuki fans and we can become unstoppable
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yourusername: london you were beautiful :)
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user14: WHO WHO WHO are they from 😭😭😭
user15: daniel 🤞
user16: yuki 🙏
yukitsunoda0511: wonderful show y/n :)))))))))
yourusername: thank you lovely, great to see you again x
yukitsunoda0511: safe travels !
user17: he's such a dork i love him
user18: i just stalked his page it needs to be him your honour
user19: AGAIN??? AGAIN??? WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
danielricciardo: sick set y/n but i think being a superfan of you just comes with being an alpha tauri employee
yourusername: i didn't see you complaining buster
danielricciardo: obviously i have welcomed this period of enlightenment in my life
yukitsunoda0511: you said you enjoyed karaoke :(
danielricciardo: i did !! but i was under the impression that it would be more songs than just y/n ones
yukitsunoda0511: :(((((( i had fun :(
yourusername: i'm sure you have the voice of an angel
yukitsunoda0511: :) x
user20: i don't know what the hell is going on but if it's not yuki then i think he might get his heart broken
pierregasly: i think yuki saw god that night
yukitsunoda0511: and god is a woman :)
yourusername: 😊
user21: i've seen enough - Y/N PLEASE MARRY THIS MAN
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yukitsunoda0511: best concert ever ! thank you y/n :)
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user22: for my sanity i need them to be together
maxverstappen1: thanks mate. it was actually a group trip to london, glad to see we made it to the post
charles_leclerc: we're nothing to him compared to y/n
yourusername: as he should
pierregasly: what about his beloved friends who slaved away to get the tickets?
yourusername: 🤷‍♀️
yourusername: also i sent you those tickets ???
pierregasly: shush they don't need to know that
yukitsunoda0511: thank YOU for the tickets y/n, sorry i had to bring along these stray cats
maxverstappen1: ugh i'm literally a pedigree bengal but whatever 🤷‍♀️
yourusername: their little arguments are quietly endearing
yukitsunoda0511: as long as you liked me the most they can endear you all they want
yourusername: of course you're my fave yuki :)
charles_leclerc: 🙄
user23: very much enjoying y/n getting involved in all of these tussles between the grid
user24: okay but the real question here is when are we getting the y/n x xnda collab?
danielricciardo: do OUR sushi dates mean nothing?
pierregasly: you're only just realising that we're nothing to him
yukitsunoda0511: you guys are so dramatic
liamlawson30: i was the first victim of yuki. you think you're special to him and then BAM
yukitsunoda0511: they weren't sushi dates. we went as pals. of course i wouldn't post that
pierregasly: so it was a DATE? 🤨
user25: we need investigator gasly on this immediately
yukitsunoda0511: as if the baguette man could do anything
pierregasly: SACRE BLEU ?!
yourusername: 😭 😭 😭
pierregasly: you have changed yuki-san and GASP! y/n i expected better of you
yourusername: why are you typing your stage directions ???
pierregasly: i am EMOTIONAL
user26: yukierre found dead in their la mansion
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yourusername: a soft launch suitable for my soft boy
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user28: you might want to soft launch but we don't want to
user29: the suspense might just kill me
pierregasly: inchresting, very INTERESTING
yourusername: you got something to say buddy
pierregasly: maybe now i know where the little man gets all his sass
yourusername: or maybe you are just slayphobic
pierregasly: as if ! have you seen this hair, that is a serve. my gf told me so
yourusername: i have also seen your hairline
kikagomes: oop.
pierregasly: blocked.
user30: the way this little scuffle just proved the soft launch invalid cause it has to be yuki - only he would know the hairline blow
user31: golly gosh this is all very dramatic
user32: the way we know yuki was feeding her all these insults.
user33: i know that hairline comment cut deep
yukitsunoda0511: that sunset is almost as pretty as you
yourusername: you're so sweet yuki!
user34: f1 girly here - is this how y/n flirts or is she just being nice
user35: it is in my professional opinion that she is down bad
user36: plus they've clearly been together a while if y/n is able to playfully argue with his friends like this
charles_leclerc: as the intellectual on the grid, what is your current read?
yourusername: before the coffee gets cold - recommended by the REAL intellectual on the grid
maxverstappen1: INTELLECTUAL MY ASS
danielricciardo: stop trying to look good in front of the pop star we're all freaks
yukitsunoda0511: speak for yourself daniel
user37: not to be the real freak here but before the coffee gets cold is a japanese book so more evidence of mystery man being yuki !!
user38: do NOT threaten me with a good time
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yukitsunoda0511: i've been quiet too long, look at my girlfriend !!!!!!!!!!
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user39: wake up babe new mum and dad just dropped.
danielricciardo: worst kept secret of all time
yourusername: we've been together for over a year, dan.
danielricciardo: WHAT
yukitsunoda0511: aren't you proud of me daniel? i'm sorry i didn't tell you but you've got a big mouth both figuratively and literally
danielricciardo: i am SHOCKED. why did you just gag me so bad?
yourusername: you saw the show. i have sass. he has sass. together we are unstoppable
pierregasly: run daniel you saw how they came for my hairline
user40: wait it was so obvious it was yuki based on the london nonsense outro: my baby be screaming down the microphone, with me you don't have to watch your tone, i just want to come and sit on your throne
user41: the microphone? as in the radios? the iconic yuki radios?
user42: "with me you don't have to watch your tone" EAT MY MASS HELMUT MARKO
user42: wait NOT LIKE THAT
maxverstappen1: for all of our sakes please do not analyse the throne line
yourusername: it's a throne fit for a queen ❤️
yukitsunoda0511: hehehehehehee
maxverstappen1: SHUT THE FUCK UP
user43: living for yuki and y/n terrorising the grid
pierregasly: also don't think i didn't see you said OVER A YEAR - are you kidding me right now ???????????
yukitsunoda0511: nope.
pierregasly: i am HURT
yukitsunoda0511: why? you have an even bigger mouth than daniel, y/n and i just wanted privacy
pierregasly: i would NEVER
yourusername: you once commented on a public instagram about liking doggy
pierregasly: well..... when you put it like that....
yourusername: i love you yuki, thanks for the best year ever and for the best forever with you
yukitsunoda0511: i love you too, i can't wait to spend the rest of my life with my soulmate
yourusername: my muse ❤️
user44: i just got called single in like ten billion different languages :(
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yourusername: f1 and all that jazz 👍
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user47: when two queens come together to maximise their joint slay
yukitsunoda0511: can you always be there when i get out of the car?
yourusername: i wish i could :(
yukitsunoda0511: not even if i say pretty please 🥺
yourusername: i don't think i can ever say no to you baby
user48: your favourite bite size couple
pierregasly: guys don't make fun of them they will try and bite your ankles
yourusername: you're literally 5'5
yukitsunoda0511: only real men can be short kings, you're a short peasant at most
pierregasly: actually y/n you're now banned from the paddock
yourusername: you're too busy watching out for your ankles when you should be watching your mirrors
pierregasly: are you threatening me?
yourusername: i have full faith in yuki, it's a promise
yukitsunoda0511: thanks babe x
user49: i love when a couple don't play about each other
user50: yuki has publicly been in love with y/n for years and landed his dream girl, he's standing on business
fernandoalo_oficial: yuki-san! you've done well, you and y/n are a wonderful couple
pierregasly: so they weren't mean to you?
yourusername: we respect our elders
yukitsunoda0511: and we love fernando!
fernandoalo_oficial: wait. i'm not old
yourusername: we meant wise!
yukitsunoda0511: no we didn't old man
user51: yuki was patient zero of the sassy man apocalypse
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yukitsunoda0511: couldn't be happier, oh p5 was pretty good as well
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user52: i love how he got alpha tauri's best points finish of the year so far but he's like no my hot gf is more important
user53: he is what all men should aspire to be
yourusername: couldn't be prouder, racer boy x
yukitsunoda0511: had to put on my best performance for my love
yourusername: i'd be proud no matter what baby
yukitsunoda0511: do i still get a reward?
yourusername: about to inspire a whole new nonsense outro
charles_leclerc: okaY THAT'S ENOUGH
user54: the way yuki was practically bouncing off the walls in the post race interviews
user55: his smile was impressively wide when he was asked about any extra motivation this weekend
landonorris: yuki-san when were you going to introduce me to y/n? i'm the only one who willingly did nonsense karaoke with you - i sang about your dick with you? does that mean nothing?
yukitsunoda0511: lando !!! we love you and your willingness to sing about my dick
yourusername: what he means is that i'm doing an acoustic session and would love to invite you. he got cornered by max after the race and has had far too many gin and tonics
landonorris: omg count me in, yuki i love you and i love your girlfriend
yukitsunoda0511: NOT MORE THAN ME
landonorris: no buddy, i'll let you have that one
yukitsunoda0511: I LOVE Y/N THE MOST EVER IN THE WORLD
yourusername: love you too baby @maxverstappen1 no more g&ts
maxverstappen1: whoops 😬
user56: drunk yuki you have my heart
user57: i will do anything for an invite to the acoustic session I DESERVE IT
danielricciardo: can you two stop being so cute, you're making me look bad
yourusername: no can do, i wanna treat my man the way he should
yukitsunoda0511: i was put on this earth to worship y/n 👍
yourusername: * and slaying in f1
yukitsunoda0511: and slaying in f1
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yourusername: the boy who made me a certified sap :)
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user61: so like can we start counting down to the new album yet
user62: ready for a full album with the energy of nonsense
yukitsunoda0511: not the jacket picture
yourusername: but it's so cute, you playing rugby does something to me
yukitsunoda0511: the guys said i was pretty good
yourusername: no no no just for my eyes your face is too handsome to get mashed up
yukitsunoda0511: why thank you, but no one will ever be as beautiful as you
user63: yes they are mother and father, but they also need to shut the fuck up i am too lonely to read this stuff without being institutionalised
user64: so real of you
alexalbon: faves. but also. i can't believe i'm so good at photography that i made yuki look TALL
yukitsunoda0511: it's not how tall you are but how you are tall
yourusername: exactly
alexalbon: what the fuck is that supposed to mean
yourusername: some people are tall and act like they're short whereas some people are short but have taller energy
alexalbon: is this just a riddle about how big yuki's dick is
yourusername: you said it not me. i wasn't lying when i said i sit on a throne
yukitsunoda0511: hehehehe
alexalbon: i started off being nice today. but you people have pushed me too far it's already bad enough that whenever lily blasts your album that i know it's about yuki
yourusername: sounds like a you problem
user65: y/n really out here like oh you think yuki is JUST a cutie pie ?
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note: thanks for reading, i hope you enjoyed and this is what you were looking for. yuki is so underrated and that rugby video did actually change my life. also if you didn't see, i'm starting a small business for my dumb f1 art - if you want to follow it's @badlydrawnf1cats on instagram xx
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sennaverstappen · 2 months
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ROUND 13/23 ⸺ belgian grand prix ✩ 30.07.2023
maple's rating: ★★★★ (8.9/10)
☁︎ click read more facts, highlights & experiences ☁︎
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✩ facts
this is max's first win from p6!! ✨
this is checo's best result since miami 2023 😨
charles took his third podium of the year 💌💕
checo's 33th podium took place - beating daniel's amount of podiums‼️‼️
yuki has scored a point - scoring all of alpha tauri's points this season so far 😵😵😵
✩ raceweek highlights
✩ qualifying
lando in the gravel; esteban in the wall 😭😭😭
yuki p4 in q1 for a bit
worlds angriest radio message by max, him apologising for it afterwards (he wasn't even making sense LOL love this guy) 💕💥‼️
max pole by 8/10th 🥺✨🌷 even though he got that gearbox penalty...
✩ shootout
logan through to sq2!! oh, he's... spinning 🥺💔
alex so so good in sq1, can we make this happen forever ☀️🌷
nico flop strategy, thus out of sq2...
lance in the wall, unfortunately - he said he could do slicks... he couldn't 😔
max pole‼️‼️💕💕🦁🦁
✩ sprint
safety car start - because it's raining 🌈🌧️
max choosing to pit second lap, for some reason... causing oscar to lead a sprint‼️‼️💌
fernando in the wall, oops
checo doing very bad this sprint... losing spots left and right 😭
max winning no problem at the end ✨✨😁😁
✩ race
the fuckass rendition of the belgian anthem making fernando have to hold in his laughter 💀💀💀
carlos lockup at the start, causing him to crash into oscar, causing oscar to dnf (the start of the hatred) 💔😵
yuki overtakes carlos 🥰💕🙏
alex drs train!! my beloved!! 🥰🥰💕💕
esteban making a brave move!! 😁😁
max very much enjoying the race, getting a bit emotional on his radio saying how much he loves rocky 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕
✩ miscellaneous
max saying how unfair it is that he cannot battle charles because of the car... 🥺💔🥺💔🥺💔
max's innuendo in the press con... something about wrist exercises... we moved on too fast 😭😭😭
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notesmadefromthedark · 5 months
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THE GOLDEN BOY/POSTER CHILD/BELOVED DRIVER OF EACH TEAM
(I couldn't get this like post idea out of my head so Im writing it out)
Note: I based this off on my own observation so there's no criteria 🫠 without getting into the technicalities (strategy call and whatnut) i noticed outside of the race, a team would be very happy and welcoming to certain former drivers (example: Pierre visiting AT or Carlos with McLaren) ooor teams making sure the driver gets a good deal out of their contract extension (example: Redbull to Daniel) or or or team principals defending their drivers while giving positive criticism/feedback on what the driver needs to do to improve
Red Bull: Max, Daniel, and Sebastian
Alpha Tauri: Pierre (click me to see reason) And maybe to an extent Yuki but let's wait and see
Note: let's not go into the technicalities (example: strategy call and upgrade feedback) regarding this team
Mercedes: Sir Lewis Hamilton and Kimi Antonelli
McLaren: Carlos Sainz, Lando Norris, and Oscar Piastri
Ferrari: Charles Leclerc (but idk if they do love Charles because i always see him suffering at Ferrari's hands)
Aston Martin: Lance Stroll (AM team principal really made sure to shut down rumors of Lance's seat being in jeopardy)
Alpine: Esteban
Haas: KMag
Williams: Alex Albon
Alfa Romeo: ?
Feel free to comment or add your thoughts!
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coconutshygame · 2 years
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A cult exposed.
Let me tell you a funny story, by a cult called teamlh. If you're into F1, you're gonna need to hear this:
So it all started on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, date is 4th of September '22, Lewis Hamilton lost a formula race that he was never winning. He was so angry and pissed off on the radio. Which made his beloved fanbase 'cult' very angry, and they needed to throw the blame on someone.
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Truth is though, that he lost mostly because Max is much more superior and he had a better performing car. But main reason was strategy that was executed by the beautiful Hannah Shmitz. She handled the race perfectly after a unfortunate VSC caused by Yuki Tsunoda's car's mechanical issues.
Also, Hamilton made a mistake at the restart. But that's just normal for him now
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So teamlh, as we agreed, needed something to throw the blame at and quick...So of course, as the gorgeous fanbase they are, they chose the successful woman in a sport that's lacking heavily in women in high positions.
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Before being deleted, this horrible tweet had hunderds of likes from the fanbase 'cult' and horrendous comments like
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Then we have a twitter page called @teamlh that made a statement about their fellow teamlh members and called them out for the disgusting behavior. And to everyone's surprise, Lewis freakin' Hamilton liked the tweet AND EVEN RETWEETED IT.
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We also have a statement made by Alpha Tauri who received a huge amount of abuse from teamlh since yesterday (we're not gonna even mention death threats directed at George Russell and Max Verstappen here cause that's just expected and lame)
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As you can imagine, the tweet got attention, it had almost 20k likes before it was deleted (we'll get to that). But teamlh 'cult' got so upset about being exposed like that for that abuse. So naturally, they started abusing the @teamlh admin, as one would do. Because, and I kid you not, calling out their abuse would make them look bad!
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so, @teamlh account did the only thing their brains told them to do when getting abuse from abusive people for calling out their abuse, which was to delete the tweet and apologize for it. I swear down on my nan's grave.
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Yep you're reading this right, they're apologizing for calling out sexist abuse towards a woman for, checks notes, doing her job. An abuse made by people who have 2000 to 13000 followers btw.
And of course we have the conspiracy theorists from teamlh from yesterday who didn't shut up for a second about how Max' win yesterday was a 'wheelgate' and racist and a hate crim. But that's a story for another day.
And there you have it, the story of a cult born and exposed.
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racingliners · 3 months
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Livery Watch 2024
Well I am typing this out way earlier than I expected (thanks McLaren), but I legit had so much fun rating and yelling about all the different team liveries last year that I'm going to do it again this year.
This was going to be my wishlist/prediction post for each team but lo and behold McLaren revealed their 2024 livery today, so I'll be talking about the remaining 9 teams instead, and I'll go a little bit more in-depth in the reblog below about McLaren's 2024 livery.
Red Bull: As much as I desperately yearn for a return to the glossy dark metallic blue livery of the early-mid 2010s, I am 90% sure we're going to see the same livery on their car they've used since 2016, but with the usual annual sponsor logo adjustments
Mercedes: Given how positively their return to an all black livery was perceived, I think we'll see the same thing on the car this year with very subtle silver and Petronas teal accents. (However a piece of my heart would certainly be very happy with chrome silver as an alternative!)
Ferrari: Also asking Ferrari to ditch the matte paint but I know it won't happen. I honestly loved last year's livery, especially with the text logo on the rear wing, but if they go for a more burgundy leaning red like their 1000th race livery then I will have never said anything bad about Ferrari ever actually.
Aston Martin: Zero notes. Though if I see any exposed carbon I will be suing Lawrence Stroll for emotional damages.
Alpine: I am actually a blue and pink livery apologist (the all over pink is still extremely beloved though!!) so hopefully we'll have more of the same this year.
Williams: I've really loved the geometric blue tile livery they're ran for the past couple of years, my only tweak would be to use slightly lighter shades of blue since overall last year's grid did look quite dark last year with all the exposed carbon. I'm also echoing what I said last year in that a total switch up to the white to blue ombre livery the team ran during their RoKit sponsorship years would be really nice to see.
Sauber: No I'm not calling them Stake F1 Team Sauber, I have better things to do with my time. It's just Sauber. Anyway, I'm expecting the livery to be quite a drastic change as part of the rebrand from Alfa Romeo to Stake, and if we're taking hints from their big social media overhaul I think there's going to be a lot of black and neon green (I do think that they're going to be treading a fine line between looking really nice or the W15 ordered off Wish)
Alpha Tauri/Racing Bulls: I honestly loved the navy and white Alpha Tauri liveries, imho they were really stylish and made them look like less of a Red Bull junior team. I don't really know what their rebrand is going to look like, so in the mean time I am going to yearn for a return to the iconic Toro Rosso drinks can livery from 2017 and 2018.
Haas: Unless Moneygram join the exodus of departures from Haas, I think we're going to see some kind of black and white livery with red accents. Personally I'd like there to be more red and a glossy black (matte pain continues to be my behated) but like with Red Bull if it ends up being a nearly identical livery to last year then I won't be surprised.
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theemporium · 6 months
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Loved how you described your opinions on the drivers haha Do you have a ranking of the teams you support or maybe a favorite race?
oh god I have many races that I hold dear to my heart, I couldn’t list them all💀but for ranking of all the teams…🌚
1. ferrari—it’s stockholm syndrome
2. red bull—it’s honestly just for maxiel and something about them being the villain. plus red bull seb my beloved!
3.mclaren—would be so much better if zak brown wasn’t there!! they lose points for what they did to daniel
4. williams—they just treat their drivers so well, even for a lower team and I’m delusional enough to think they can become one of the best teams again. and I love alex
5. alpha tauri—they are only this high because I love daniel and yuki. but otherwise they’d probably be lower lol
6. alfa romeo—valtteri and zhou are just adorable, but bless their hearts for having to deal with ferrari engines
7. aston martin—I honestly don’t have much of an opinion on them. they are there and I love the green so
8. mercedes—eh they don’t offer me much except a hot team principal
9. haas—they are funny but I’ll never forget the way they treated mick like shit
10. alpine—both drivers scare me and they are french (derogatory)
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gaslysgirl · 2 years
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Pierre & creampies my beloved
And Jealous Pierre loml
So you're someone at work like an Alphatauri intern or someone who was fooling around with Pierre or dating him on the lowkey, a guy from redbull flirts with you but you don't realise it and are just being polite.
So Pierre fucks you before the next meeting, his cum starts dripping out of you during the meet wetting your panties makes you horny again, you shift uncomfortably in your seat trying to brush your thighs together. Pierre knowingly gives you a smirk, sneakily slides his hand under the table and fucks his cum back in you. The guy catches a glimpse of what's happening gets awkward and leaves.
Yes pleeeease
A jealous Pierre fucking you meant the best sex ever, and even the quickie right before the meeting with some Red Bull team members didn't disappoint. He had clasped his hand over your mouth as you came as soon as he spilled his seed inside of you. The meeting was far from comfortable, as you felt his cum oozing out of your pussy, the fact that you got horny from it didn't help at all. Pierre saw the Red Bull guy whispering things to you, but he also noticed how you were shifting in your seat, hoping to keep his cum inside and not leak anything on the chair. The Alpha Tauri team skirt wasn't that stainproof either.
You moved further under the table to prevent anyone from noticing, but you felt Pierre's hand between your thighs, riding up your skirt and sliding your panties aside. You bite your lip, cheeks turning red as his fingers thrust his cum back inside your pussy. The Red Bull teammembers awkwardly watched what happened, got up with excuse and left the meeting, leaving you with Pierre's fingers in your pussy and Pierre with a smug grin on his face.
#pg
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rehcciardo · 2 years
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Cursed Austria
I’m rewatching the qualifying right now, because I wasn’t at home and only could watch a bit on my way home on my mobile phone. I don’t know why I punisch myself so much because it still hurts.
So what we had today?
Q1:
Both McLarens struggeling because of issues? Okay I think they fixed the problem on daniels car in the end of FP1  but his whole practice session was about to figgure out what the hell was wrong right? Damn. But I guess this track doesn’t suit this car anyways but of course I’ve been silly to have hopes it will be better than Silverstone.
Daniel ended on P16 and his time was goddamn close to get into Q2. But to be honest I didn’t want to see Pierre out in Q1 either. I really don’t want to decide wich one should have got into Q2. Even I would prefer Daniel if I have to.
Again both Aston Martin were out in Q1 as well and Seb’s last lap got deleted  and he ended on P20. But due of Bottas grid penalty he will start on P19. But maybe he can gain some positions during the sprint race tomorrow. He did very well in Silverstone last weekend and I’m sure he can do it again!
Q2:
One of the most frustrating things in Q2 was Norris, who told his engeneer that he would be afraid of useing the brakes? What the actual fuck? This is horroble. A driver needs to have faith in his car and being afraid of braking is one of the worst things which could happen. Fuck!!!!!
And another qualifying without my beloved Alpha Tauri guys. It hurts so much. But why didn’t they delete Perez lap during the qualifying? He absolutely crossed the track limits and wouldn’t be in Q3. I really don’t understand the fact why they investigated this case of track limits afterwards while they deleted every other’s drivers laps before? This is ridiculous! Because of that Gasly couldn’t go into Q3 and didn’t had the chance to improve his time. I don’t know if he could have but yeah Gasly was robbed in my opinion!
But to end Q2 with something really positive. Both Haas made it into Q3 and I couldn’t be happier for Mick. Please let him have a good weekend when everyone of my other favourites have issues on the car or are struggling like hell or have been robbed.
Q3:
Not a good start into the austrian gp for Mercedes. Lewis had a fantastic lap and then crashed into the wall. And can we talk about those ‘fans’ who were cheering about lewis crashing out? Are you fucking serious? It’s okay to don’t like a driver but cheering when he crashs out is the shittiest behavior I can think of. Espacally after we have seen what frightening accidents can happen last weekend. I have really no words left to tell you how I feel about this. I’m truly disgusted of this kind of behavior. When you booing or cheering  because someone have a crash, you can’t consider yourself as a F1 fan in my opinion.
The next Mercedes in the wall. Right after the Q3 session has been restarted, Russel crashes out either. I was sitting in front of my phone and couldn’t believe what was happening. Mercedes are finally both back with a good pace and everything and  they crahed out. It’s more than frustration for me right now. Let’s hope the mechanics are making a good job right now to repair the cars.
And how close was it between Max and Charles? Max literally got the Pole Position in the very last meters of his final lap. This was really exiting to watch!
To come to the good things again. Mick on P8 and Kevin on P7 and with Perez deleted laps of Q3 thwy even start on P7 and P6 tomorrow! YESSS BOYS! Well done. Rocking the sprint race tomorrow!
It really looks like the austrian ground is cursed. This was a hell of a qualifying if you support McLaren, Aston Martin, Alpha Tauri or Mercedes. At least I think Mercedes can get their cars ready for tomorrow but I guess they could have fight for the third position today and it’s unfortunate that they couldn’t. But I’m still happy for Mick <3
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