#am i going to stop? no

[gaykamenriderdreams]

My number one toxic trait is making up horrible little nicknames for every character I like and in the process forcing my friends to parse the most deranged sentences known to mankind

#Is it obnoxious? Yes #Am I going to stop? No

[universalfanfic]

wondered why I felt like I could never not be writing at any given time; like?? why does it never feel like enough??

and then I realized that I'm essentially trying to write three full length novels at once

#personal #ignore me #am i going to stop? no #obviously not #fic #fanfic #fic writer things #but i WILL be responsible and i WILL NOT add another wip

[proseandpeonies]

so i am always trying to practice french, but in the fall i'm starting modern arabic for uni and in may i'm going to costa rica so i'm working on my spanish ,,,,currently studying three languages and my brain is exploding

#is it a bad idea to do 3 at once? probably #am i going to stop? no #langblr

[twoisforeverbritish]

…this is what happens when I get bored.

#bfdi art #inanimate insanity #im bored #help lol #why do i do this to myself #am i going to stop? no

[hellgrr]

it goes both ways

#nemma’s cute sometimes #td nemma #nemma #td noah #td emma #THIS IS LIKE MY 100TH TOTAL DRAMA POST TODAY IM SORRY TUMBLR #am i going to stop? no #they’re BOTH autistic bad bitches

[somnas-writes]

In my mind Aphmau has short curly hair

#minecraft diaries #aphverse #aphblr #mcd #mcd aphmau #mcd headcanons #somnas.writes #is this projecting? yes #am I going to stop? no #she has short curly hair in my mind

[thebisexualswiftie]

Is it just me? Or does everyone have the most out of the world, unsensical, elaborate dreams?

So, last night I had a one-of-a-kind dream.

So, I saw that a new teacher (a teacher who has actually taught me irl) had joined our school as an English teacher. Soon after that, our school goes bankrupt as the main source of funds for our school goes missing. What is that source of fund you make ask. It's a pot of ancient gold coins. (This made complete sense in my dream). Therefore, to investigate the case, the school appointed me as the lead detective. And my companion is my magical peacock(who can even swim under water). So,the peacock and I start with the school's Principal as we had a suspicion on her. She tells us that the robber of the pot of gold had left her a note that the pot was buried under the nearby river. We took the note and went under water. Of course, my dear peacock swam underneath the water to get me over there but we found nothing. Thus, we realised that our Principal had given us a fake lead. Our suspicions against her increased even more. Therefore we went over to her place the next day but to our disappointment, we found her dead. Yup, the Principal was dead. And there was a death note beside her from the murderer. However I noticed that the note had an ice cream stain on it. I immediately knew who it was. It was our English teacher. (Irl, I follow her on social media and she makes ice cream at home pretty often). Yeah, even this made sense to me in the dream. But how could I prove that she was the murderer and the robber? I had an idea and informed of my theory to my best ffriend(also the student of the school) who was an Instagram influencer in the dream. She agreed with me and we decided to raise a false alarm via her Paparazzi contracts that the pot of gold had been found. That night, we followed our English teacher and saw her enter the school premises. She rummaged through the girls' washroom and flushed a pan twice to reveal a secret door. It led to a dungeon and at the very end, we could see the pot of gold glistening in the moonlight. My best friend, my peacock and I turned the lights on and our teacher saw us. But she threatened us to get out of there ASAP and forget that she had stolen the pot of gold as she was armed with a gun. But we were smarter. My best friend had started an Instagram live and her many loyal followers and the students of the school had followed her to the school premises. The police came and arrested our teacher and thus, the pot of gold was returned. Here I come to the end of my dream.

Please let me know your thoughts to this as I wonder if people find this as hilarious as I do.

@ivysworld02 you know why I'm tagging you

@thecaffeinatedaddictedwriter I'm tagging you because I want you to read this

#am i going insane #am i going to stop? no #let me know your thoughts

[wheresmulder]

In this warehouse we name our pallet jacks after the thing we love the most

#a league of their own #aloto #GO PEACHES #every single one of my coworkers is done with me talking about gay baseball #am i going to stop? no

[broken-freedom]

Random HC of the day:

Eren is a big hyper when it comes to you. When you wear a dress and get your make up done and go to show him he'll scream: SLAYYYY MY QUEEEN!!, and pulls you to his lap so he can have his hands all around your body see you better. The angry voices coming from his headset tell you that they just lost the round because he got distracted, and you giggle in response when he pays them no attention.

He takes you shopping regularly to watch you try new outfits, and give him a show, his favorite of all these trips is sundresses shopping and lingerie shopping even when you can't put it on, his mind can picture it ;)

-NSFW under the cut-

TW: semi public oral (M → receiving)

WC: 0.9K

One day Eren took you to try on cocktail dresses in one of the fanciest boutiques in the city. Not that you needed a new one or that you have an event, he just wanted you to try on different dresses while he cheers with every dress you put on.

It was going smoothly, you put on a dress and come out of the fitting room to give Eren, who was sitting crossing his legs on a red velvet armchair slurping blue raspberry slushie, a show like you are a runway model. Until you come out wearing a skin tight black dress with a low cut neckline, you feel like your tits are spilling out of the dress.

Eren shot up dropping the now empty bottle of slushie somewhere on the floor with his jaw hanging low. He turns his head left and right frantically looking if anyone is around who can see you, before he gently tugged you back in the fitting room. "What are you d- ..." your word stopped half way in your throat when you felt Eren's lips press hard on yours, kissing you eagerly for a few moments before he breaks the kiss with a string of saliva connecting your tongue to his. You try to knock some sense into him reminding him that you are in a public place but he doesn't budge, slowly bringing your hand to make you aware of the tent in his pants. "Listen you can't look like this... this! this hot! hand expect me to do nothing, to feel nothing." His hands work to take your tits out of the dress, one hand squeezing and messaging one of them while his tongue darts out to lick tiny kitten licks on the nipple of the other one.

You try to hold back a moan but you fail miserably making Eren slap his hand over your mouth "shhh baby you gotta be quiet, unless you want to get caught?" You shake your head but when he dips one hand underneath the dress and grazing over the soaked material of your panties he chuckles and whispers in your ear "looks like you do want to get caught, naughty girl ..."

He licks your neck from the base of it up to your ear and bites on your ear shell "looking so sexy in this dress, kind of want to rip it off and bend you over right here" you tense up as he rubs his hard clothed cock on your thigh, but his kisses on your neck distract you and shift your attention to the hear pooling in your center.

You move to put some space between the two of you "we are in public Eren, there's only s thin curtain separating us from the outside world!" You say in a serious tone as you reach your hand behind his head and snatch the tie that was holding his hair up in a half bun. He watches you with a raised eyebrow as you tie your hair in a ponytail and hold his belt to support your body as you squat down to sit on your knees "let's make this quick shall we?"

You unbutton and unzip his jeans to free his cock waisting no time and start to twirl your tongue around his cock a few times before you take it inside your mouth, slowly but steadily taking in a little bit more with every time you lower your head down on him. "Goddamn baby slow down! You are going to make me cum embarrassingly fast like this!!" he tells you as he holds your head in place stopping you from taking his cock whole in your hot wet mouth again, but you work with what you have sucking his tip with a little more force. He growls loudly at the sensation, and pushes your head down at him "s- so close baby hold it in..." but the voice out side of the curtains scares you both and steals the color from your face. "excuse me sir! is everything okay in here??"

you try to push Eren away but he keeps your head still, nose buried at the hilt and you do everything in your power not to gag and rise suspicious. "Yes! I am just struggling with the zipper of her dress, but I got it don't worry." He impressively says with a steady tone as he looks down at you, eyes full of tears and mouth full of cock and he smirks at the scene. "Ok, let me know if you guys need anything" the employee tells him and he dismisses them with a quick thank you.

now that he has his full attention on you again, he whispers "is this ok?" as he thrusts slowly into your mouth and you only nod yes since your mouth is already occupied. "It won't be long I promise, just keep your head still for me, yea?" It takes him only a few thrusts until his hips stutter and before he can tell you that he is so close to prepare you he is shooting his load down your throat coating it white with his thick creamy cum. He slows down his thrusts to a stop and he quickly removes his cock from your mouth tucking it back inside of his jeans and bend to kiss your lips not caring that he can taste himself on them "Come on my queen, I am fucking you with this dress on later tonight" and he helps you get up and try to make yourself look presentable to the public eye.

You hand Eren the dress as you quickly change back to your clothes and you hear him at the cashier telling the employee that he wants this dress and paying for it "she slayed the dress, you should stop selling it no one can look better in it." ...

#Eren's HC of the day #Eren Jaeger #Eren X You #Am I taking these too far? maybe #am i going to stop? no

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

[etchif]

#genuinely curious how people feel about this #I do it and I neither care if Im being annoying nor do I think I am #the ppl who followed me for my art are not going to get annoyed at me for showing them my art #though sometimes i get worried for like 1 millisecond if i come across as pushy then i remember this is the art website abd i stop caring #polls #art #can I tag this as that even if there's no actual art in the post #well. it IS about art

[plaguedoctormemes]

as a man on HRT thats approaching his thirties im on my knees begging you other trans and queer folk to stop treating hair thinning and baldness like its some sort of final nail in the coffin on someone’s youth and scale of attractiveness and to stop insisting people see their doctor if someone starts experiencing hair loss and they didnt ask for help!

#The doctor is in #seeing this a lot and it makes me mad #i on the other hand am going to look hot and very sophisticated bald 💖 so stop projecting

[tizzymcwizzy]

can you tell the brain rot is coming back

#I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM #I WORE AN ML SHIRT TO CLASS TODAY #WHO AM I #mlb #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #marichat #comic #ml #ml comic #mlb comic #my art #i need to go do my homework goodbye #fbbfhfjdjshshdh HELP

[wonderthor]

being whiny and needy with choso

you were the one that woke up extremely horny and touched starved (this time), but being the sweetie pie that he is he let you ride him until you come.

but you can’t.

you’re whining and whimpering because you just can’t get there yet. speeding up, slowing down, moving your hips in so many different ways. none of it is working, but you need to come so bad!

“baby”, he calls out to you, and you look at him with a hint of frustrated tears in your eyes.

“baby, shh just relax for me okay? i got you, let me take care of it, yeah?”, he whispers as he cradles your cheek in his hand.

as soon as you nod, he grips your hips and lifts you up and down on his cock, rolling your hips back and forth in a way that instantly makes your mouth open wide and your head fall back. you brace yourself on his pecs and he momentarily takes one of his hands off of your hips, his other holding a tighter grip to compensate. you look down at him and see that he uses his free hand to pick up one of yours, kissing your palm with his eyes locked on you. then, he holds your hand as he picks up his pace.

your mind was empty as your eyes stayed on his, knowing nothing else but him. you barely were able to think about how strong he was to be able to pick you up and down over and over with only one hand. your orgasm had crept up on you without you even paying attention.

“cho, i’m…it-”

“i know baby, i know. give it to me, please?”

he kisses your knuckles before putting his hand back on your hip, fucking up into you and he pulls you up and down against him. you arch your back and burrow your nails into his chest, holding on tight. your eyes leaving his trance and going back into your skull.

“ohhh fuck!”

he lets one of his thumbs trail over to your clit, rubbing hard and fast.

“that’s it, that’s it baby. please, please give it to me. give it to me, give it to me,” he growled out through clenched teeth.

just that quickly, the coil snapped and you came all over his dick with a loud moan. the intensity of your orgasm spurred his and he came right behind you, filling you up. when you were tired of holding yourself up, he pulled you down to lay on his chest, rubbing your back as your breaths slowly calmed down in harmony.

it was just like that how you both fell asleep.

#this is intimate for what?!? #choso has been plaguing my thoughts so i had to write this #i’m sorry i’m shite at writing #but the filth gotta go somewhere am i right? #haha ok i’ll stop #choso smut #choso kamo smut #choso #choso kamo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #choso x reader #choso kamo x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #wonderthor #anime smut #anime x reader

[crescentfool]

december 31st but i make it silly (based on a tumblr post, below the cut!)

everyone say thank you xenia, i made adjustments for the december 31st context but nyx avatar is still fitting.

original draft of the last panel. i considered putting the bi flag but i didn't know how to squeeze it in. we love ryoji mochizuki in this house.

#persona 3 #ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #minato arisato #makoto yuki #lizzy does art #comic #this was so fun!!!! i missed doing funny little overdramatic lighting for silly jokes. #honestly i just miss coloring in general! so im gonna be doing more of that this year :3 #i think this is a great way to start the year i think. intended for dec 31st but it took some time to work on this #the sketch draft has been sitting around since the end of june 2023... i am not joking when i say i forget to finish things #BUT THATS NO LONGER GONNA BE THE CASE THIS YEAR. hopefully! #im going to do so swag this year and no one can stop me!! i hope everyone will also be swag. stay silly everyone!