#and I hate showers

[hannie-dul-set]

WHAT’S WRONG WITH CEO PARK?

p — PARK SUNGHOON x gn! reader. g — ceo! sunghoon and secretary! reader, humor, romance. w — swearing, sunghoon being a weirdo, a misplaced marriage proposal. 1.3k words.

requested by — anon: menace to everyone but you x the opposite of that.

note — i hate the cold angsty male ceo trope. so instead i turned ceo hoon into a weirdo that's a little bit too in love and doesn’t understand the concept of workplace boundaries which stresses you the fuck out!!

when you got promoted from being assistant secretary thanks to your ceo’s former secretary resigning, your co-workers did not throw you a celebration.

“you called for me, mr. park?”

instead, they threw you an advanced farewell party. it was nice working with you, said the cake dusted with stray confetti on the day of your promotion. they’re celebrating your inevitable resignation. they’re sure you’re going to follow suit after you predecessor within three months max because according to them—

“yes.”

your boss, park sunghoon, is the nastiest fucker in the planet.

“take a seat.”

you gulp, making cautious steps into your ceo’s office. he’s signing a stack of documents while you take your sweet time delaying having to sit in front of his paper-stacked desk, setting them aside the moment you sit down, sharp eyes immediately zeroing into your soul, and you start sweating.

there’s a bet on the line on when you’d eventually quit. today marks your fourth month here, and you’re pretty sure heeseung is going to win because you are in fact this close to sliding your pre-written resignation letter over his desk, adding onto his pile.

not because he’s terrible, like they all say. not because he’s temperamental.

“sunoo told me you were sick,” sunghoon starts. “why did you come to work today?”

but because you fear your boss might be a little bit in love with you.

“is...is that the only reason you asked for me?” you hesitantly say, picking on your cuticles and trying to avoid eye contact because the concern drowning your boss’s expression is just enough to drown you as well.

“you don’t look well,” he avoids your question. of course you don’t look well. you’re very, very uncomfortable right now and the main cause of that discomfort is him. “you should go home. i’ll tell jay to drive you.”

you’re pretty sure jay isn’t going to be happy with that. 

“mr. park—”

“i thought i asked you to call me sunghoon.”

your mouth is left hanging open. you’re flabbergasted. you take a second to recollect your thoughts. “...mr. park. sir,” you emphasize. you should at least be the one reminding him of your hierarchical roles at the moment. sunghoon looks upset that you’re not abiding by his request, but says nothing in protest so you continue. “i ran out of sick leaves. and there’s still so much work to do, i can’t just go home.”

“you ran out? well i’ll just give you more.” sir, that’s not how it works. “and jungwon can take care of your work. you should go home and rest.”

jungwon wouldn’t be too happy with that either. you feel your stress levels rising, headache incoming, because he’s just not listening to you. this crazy bastard, you think to yourself.

but maybe you were thinking a little too loudly.

“can you say that again?”

you slap a hand over your mouth with a gasp.

“say it again.”

you’re fucked. you just called your boss a bastard right to his face. “i’m—i’m so sorry, mr. park, i didn’t mean to—” but maybe that’s a good thing because that means you wouldn’t need to debate about resigning if he’s gonna fire you. “i apologize. i’ll accept any punishment you’ll give me.”

“no, say it again,” he hums, sounding a little too happy after being called crazy and a bastard, and you get a bad feeling. a really bad feeling. “i felt like we just got closer because of that. swear at me again.”

there’s a smile playing on your boss’s face. 

“i— i don’t think that’s appropriate, sir.”

jesus christ, he’s a bit more in love with you than you thought.

“why not?” when sunghoon gets up from behind his seat, circling out from behind his desk to lean back against it right in front of you instead, you start fearing for your life. he looks at you, arms crossed in disappointment, and he looks a little too good with rolled up sleeves and slim-fit slacks. 

crap, were you just checking out your boss?

his crazy is rubbing off on you.

“you have no trouble with swearing at and laughing around with the others,” he says. “why can’t you do the same with me?”

he is not normal, you think. thankfully not out loud this time. “sir, you’re my boss. i’m just your secretary. there’s a big gap there. i can’t just treat you the same way as i do with my co-workers.”

your boss takes in your words. he remains quiet with a stoic face for a few moments, and with each passing second of silence, you feel half a year of your life being shaved off. “ah,” he finally makes a sound after a good minute and a half. “should i give you a promotion, then?”

oh my fucking god, he’s nuts.

“boss, there’s an urgent thing you need to—”

“did i permit you to enter my office?”

your eyes widen, slapped in the face by a whiplash when your fellow secretary jake suddenly pops into the office, only to be cut off by the sharp glare and icy tone of your boss. jake’s hand doesn’t leave the doorknob when he nearly stumbles in shock with a stack of papers pressed to his chest. you see the look on his face. it’s the face of someone who’s about to get royally fucked over.

“n—no, sir. but these documents are—”

“then why are you in my office?” holy shit. so this is what they meant when they said ceo park is a bitchy demon from hell. jake looks like he’s about to piss himself. you’ve never been on the brunt of his temper— likely because he’s biased and has feelings for you, which has always felt burdensome. but now you’re a little thankful because you’d probably cry if he snapped at you like that.

“i’m sorry, i’ll leave now. i apologize.”

with that, jake makes his hasty retreat, and you’re once more left alone with your crazy boss. 

“where were we?” he says. “oh, right. your promotion.”

you’re starting to feel dizzy. 

“i’ve never liked how seojoo handled things. you can take his spot as the sales department head.” you have to stop him. you have to stop him before he actually fires a competent employee and gives you their spot as a courtship gift. “wait. i think you’d prefer working in HR actually. it’s a shame ms. kim is going to lose her position, but i can just—”

“mr. park—”

“sunghoon,” he cuts you off. “call me sunghoon.”

you look at him, exasperated. “sir,” you say. “i don’t think this is right.”

sunghoon raises a brow. “you don’t like HR? which department would you prefer then?”

you can’t. you can’t do this anymore. you make the mistake of letting your eyes wander out of stress, because they inadvertently land on the shiny gold glint of his nameplate, which is a terribly bad move following after his question because sunghoon notices, and sunghoon gets the very, very wrong idea.

oh, no. oh, no no no no no—

“i see.”

he doesn’t! he doesn’t see! you aren’t coveting his seat! you just want to go back to work and stop dealing with your insane and far too in love with you boss!

“i’m afraid i can’t give away my position as ceo,” he tells you. you swallow, shutting your eyes because you don’t want to acknowledge the mess you’ve just accidentally made, but your lack of vision definitely doesn’t interfere with your sense of hearing.

what you hear next sounds clearer than you’d like it to be.

“how about the position of being the ceo’s fiancé instead?”

that’s it.

“i will be getting back to work now, mr. park.”

there is something very wrong with your boss. it’s not in your job description to fix him.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH CEO PARK? © hannie-dul-set, 2023.

#i spent 30 minutes of my study time writing this bcs i got the genius idea while in the shower. god i hate myself. #park sunghoon x reader #sunghoon x reader #enhypen x reader #enha x reader #park sunghoon fluff #sunghoon fluff #enhypen fluff #enhypen scenarios #enhypen x you #park sunghoon x you #sunghoon x you #enhypen fanfic

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Evolution of Eliot/Hardison hugs over the years.

And the one time that Eliot really needed a hug:

Leverage S02E08/S03E10/S04E01/S04E07/S04E10/S05E09/Leverage Redemption S01E16/S02E06.

#leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #alec hardison #christian kane #aldis hodge #i swear eliot is like a feral kitten #starts off all hissing and spitting and 'i swear i will break your arm' #and to get them used to being handled you grab them and wrap them up tightly in a towel and just shower them with affection #they hate it at first but slowly they learn to accept it #and then they come to love it #the next thing you know you have an extremely affectionate cat who initiates the contact #who's favourite thing ever is to be sprawled on your lap purring their head off #i did not mean to write a thesis on this but here we are #and yeah i could have not added that last gif and saved you all a punch to the gut #but it was getting way too mushy in here! :) #*runs off chuckling back into my pit* #ghostly'sgifs

[silvermoon424]

Me not wanting to get in the shower: 😕

Me in the shower: 🥰❤️😍

Me getting out of the shower: 😕

#is this common amongst neurodivergent people #I think it is #btw don't worry I shower regularly lol I usually just have to force myself to do it #I finally realized a while ago that I just hate having wet hair #when I shower with a shower cap on days I don't wash my hair I have a much easier time before and after #personal #hygiene #actually autistic #actually adhd #adhd #autism #1k

[just-your-average-tangerine]

Was forced to watch a truly incredible (derogatory) thing recently.

A young person on twitter, adamant that transandrophobia doesn't exist on the grounds that 'no one is killing/raping/assaulting trans men'.

Several people responded, including some linking articles about murders and assaults on trans men and a couple op-ed style pieces of trans men talking about their own experiences.

Said young person responded with "I'm not reading those its triggering and I'm a minor"

So let me see if I've got this correct, you are knowingly refuse to acknowledge reality because it's upsetting to you and then you're going to turn around and deny that very reality because you refuse to acknowledge it because it's upsetting?

#like I'm sorry but willful ignorance is not a winning argument? #transandrophobia #its things like this that really have me convinced that we're never actually going to fix this shit #i was talking to the woman who runs the lgbt center i was going to #shes been running it in some capacity for about 30 years now #and she was saying that ever since they reopened after covid they have a problem getting people to keep coming #and its mostly because young people will come a few times and then something makes them uncomfortable and they never come back #but the things that make them uncomfortable are things like 'a homeless kid came to get a shower and a meal' #or 'the donated instruments in the music room arent good enough quality and they dont want to use poor people instruments' #those are both real examples btw #i hate to be the one to say it #but you cannot form community if you refuse to be uncomfortable sometimes #op

[vampyrsm]

new boyfriend bakugou not being able to control the blush on his face nor the smile when you stay over his for the first time

you on his bed on your stomach, flicking through your phone. your hair still damp from the shower, he can smell from here to know that you used his shampoo and body wash. but that’s not the only thing making him smile, it’s the fact you’re so comfortable in his space that you’re wearing his boxers, and his favourite old shirt.

you look so at home, with him.

sure he maybe got them out for you just in case you had nothing to change into, but still it’s making him grin to himself.

bakugou thinks that maybe this is what love actually is, a life that’s filled with comfort and domestication. he can’t wait to spend the rest of his life with this feeling that settles deep in his bones and nestles into his heart

#— alex rambles #this is random idk #i kinda hate it #kinda reads as a lot #2am brain isn’t braining #im going to shower tho

[some-pers0n]

I need to like set aside a day to just study Sniper's character because the way he's treated in fandom VS how he's presented in canon material is so different and it's messing with my brain

#The first step is understanding that he probably wouldn't smell like piss #He always faintly smells like weed through I refuse to get rid of that #Scout would be the worst in terms of stench like that boy does NOT shower #The only time he wears anything is if Pauling is nearby and he wants to impress her #So he douses himself in seven coats of cologne he stole from Spy #I've been thinking a lot about how Snipes is portrayed in the comics and shorts as of late #With how he seems rather excited and amped in the Meet the Sniper video to explain his job a bit #VS how in fandom he's seen as a recluse who hates people #And ALSO how in the Meet the Director comic Sniper seems pissed off at the Director in question #Characterization is my passion <3

[homicidal-slvt]

Just currently imagining how the different COD guys would react if they walked in the bathroom to do something while you're in the shower only to see that your shower curtain is completely clear.

#mdni #my shower curtain is clear and i hate it- its like being in a display case. my mom will walk in and it's like omfg please- #vee's random thoughts go brr #simon riley #kyle garrick #john price #john mactavish #gary sanderson #nikolai cod #yuri cod #phillip graves #alex keller #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra #nikto #könig #kim horangi hong jin #sobieslaw gromsko kościuszko #sebastian krueger

[astr0phil1a]

UGH I HATE JOHNNY CAGE. i hate his stupid face and NOSE, i hate his ROCK HARD ABS, i hate him when he was OLD and YOUNGER, i hate seeing him BEAT UP AND BLOODY, i hate his ROUND AND TIGHT ASS, I HATE HIMMMM. i definitely do not want to see pictures/gifs/edits/videos of him AT ALL 😡

#i mean it guys 😡 #i hate him #.meteor shower. #johnny cage #johnny cage x reader #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat 1 x reader #mk1

[owari-no-suffering]

shoutout to lan wangji and luo binghe for being endlessly tormented by their love interests' mixed signals, reaching their breaking point, and then proceeding to never be normal about their (always reciprocated) crushes (turned husbands) ever again.

#like obviously binghe and wangji are not on the same level. but they're certainly not opposites! #just got to wangxian's first kiss and like. #if my silly gay crush showered me in flowers and pointed out how pretty i was and always hung around me. #but then was like ''wow i love talking to boys don't you love talking to boys S?" #i would also be driven so insane as to just start punching trees #lan wangji epitome of control being pushed past his breaking point and hating himself for it . . . you are so dear to me #luo binghe driven absolutely batshit bonkers by his shizun who cares deeply for him and fears (or used to fear) the idea of him . . . #mm yes i'm connecting the dots. mxtx has a flavour she likes. i see i see #TBD on whether hualian fits into this nonsense at all but from what i've heard: not really #mdzs #rzfzx #svsss #scum villian self saving system #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #bingqiu

[flimsy-spine]

i wanna . shove him through five brick walls. Gently :)

#theo raeken #teen wolf #teenwolfedit #twedit #theoraekenedit #*tw #* #the strand of hair just bouncing #i hate him (adoringly) #can't tell if the tw hairstylists put tons of product in the guys' hair or if they told them to never shower again. damn boys were GREASY

[turtwig387]

Support group for people who hate showering because it feels like a task but like being in the shower once they're there

#if you're disabled you get a free something or other of your choice as a bonus #disabled #disability #spoonie #cripple punk #I used to tag almost all my disabled posts as cripple punk in addition to the other tags but idk if that might be annoying bc it's not about #cripple punk specifically #but in a way it is bc it's for disabled people who aren't the perfect cripple #and me hating showering I feel is part of that in a way #my post #painful writer

[auspicioustidings]

NSFW

Made myself physically recoil in the shower imagining gross gross Soap pulling out of your throat and cumming right in your fucking eye and when you're all pissy and trying to like, not get fucking pinkeye, he pulls out the line "aww you got Soap in your eye" 🤢

#mhairidrabbles #he is so awful I hate him so much #shower was RUINED #it was already ruined from actually getting soap in my eye but then it was MORE RUINED

[doctorjohcoy]

every time you draw fionna campbell skinny an angel loses its wings, and every time you draw simon petrikov white i take one of your fucking fingers

#fionna and cake #i hate fandom i hate it i hate it i hate it here i hope you explode into a blood shower #same thing with finn drawing finn skinny looks so wrong. sickly #BROWN simon is BROWN #posting on my main bc speaking in third person pains me #doctalk

[milfsloverblog]

Pretty sure that inviting me to a “coral pink” themed wedding when everyone knows this is what my wardrobe looks like must qualify as some hate crime against the goths

#I keep being hate crimed by weddings and baby showers #it’s always some sort of colour theme or flowery something….. #despair and darkness themed wedding when??? #whenever I get married y’all better show up wearing black

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll give you a presumptuous roommate who acts like you're his maid even though you are paying just as much as him for your damn dorm

#I HATE HIM #AAAAHHHH #I WAS WASHING MY DISHES AND HE PUT HIS DIRTY DISH IN THE SINK LIKE HE EXPECTED ME TO WASH IT #LIKE HE THINKS IM HIS MOM #I HATE THIS MAN #i also dont think he showers #or washes his clothes because hes always in the same ugly pants #its like living with a discord mod #i really lost roommate roulette :( #he also sings really loud late at night and he sounds like a dying parrot in a washing machine #UPDATE HE LIED TO THE RA #HE CLEANED HIS DISHES TO TELL THE RA 'OH I DO MY DISHES DO YOU SEE ANY DISHES IN THE SINK' LIKE YEAH BITCH YOU KNEW THE RA WAS COMING #I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

[canisalbus]

My aunt is very sensitive to strong scents (buys my deodorant so that we know it won't harm her, because other than a couple brands, they give her migraines, we don't have scented candles, and I have a couple of perfumes, but I never wear them), so we're super careful there, but we also can't go into some stores because the perfume counter is Right There. When we go shopping, she knows to look for me in the candle aisle because I'll stand there sniffing each candle and giving a review to whoever is with me at the time

.

#sounds like we'd probably have good time sniffing candles together #answered #anonymous #yeah the perfume counter is a hell of it's own #I live in a relatively small city so I can only think of one single shop that has a dedicated perfume section #so at least those are easy for me to avoid personally #I used to hate perfumes because the only ones I ever had experiences with were the fruity floral candy smells marketed for women #and the obnoxious overbearing alpha man perfumes for men #there's a lot of variation and interesting combinations if you venture outside the highest selling most strongly gendered mainstream ones #I stubbornly kept testing various ones until I figured out what notes and types of scents I like #and I feel like I have established a pretty reliable pattern #but I understand it's not for everyone and I genuinely try my best to avoid offending people's noses #my favorite thing is to put some on in the evening after I've taken a shower but before I go to bed #just for myself to enjoy for a couple hours