#and give him a cat it will fix him

[wastinawaaay]

am i the only one who doesn't like artemis and jason together romantically

#that boy is for the girls to be friends with #hes got the bestie vibes yk the one you go to when you are pissed off about things #and he offers you his services as in do you want me to kill that guy for you because i would totally kill that guy for you #and he is like your little brother because let's be honest every woman he interacts with is a maternal figure or in some way a big sister #and i don't know i always saw artemis as a woman lover only and if she is into men it wouldn't be jason #also jason is aroace to me and i die on this hill just let my boy collect his moms and sisters and keep him miles away from the romantic bs #jason todd #spreading my aroace jason agenda #and give him a cat it will fix him #happy pride btw

[deafening-radio-silence]

I think that Dr. Christina "I was an excellent soldier" Raynor needs to deal with some personal things before she's anyone's therapist, because she strong-armed more of Bucky's autonomy away from him than Zemo did within the series.

#yeah man make amends for the shit that happened when you didn't even have control over your own thoughts #so she was giving him a way to “fix things” but that wasn't on him to do so #all she did was doubly reinforce what he already thinks - which is a justified but false and guilt-laden perception - about the situation #idk much about therapy but i don't think that they're sposed to do that. correct me if i'm wrong and then i'll go fight all therapists #bucky barnes #tfaws #alpine #my art #thank you for putting up with my drawings of a comic book character and his asshole cat lol #i had to put my dog down recently in a bad way and i can't rightfully get another house dog with my current work schedule #so i got a cat since they can handle being inside for the day and the shelter lady said she's super antisocial towards other cats #she's super antisocial towards me sometimes too but she sleeps on me at night and my house has never been cleaner #now that i have to vacuum cat fur and mind what i leave lying on the counter #i've never liked cats before but she's special i guess idk ain't everyone's cat special lol #anyway i'll stop using my tumblr blog as a blog now lol

[lucky38s]

#spymaster just wanted some attention

#dwedit #timelordgifs #themastergifs #useraurore #usertennant #doctor who #dhawan!master #sacha dhawan #the master #this scene is so washed out and cyan why is it SO CYAN #literally he is a cat and he is acting out because he is not receiving the proper amount of attention #furthering my agenda that if he had a companion it would fix him #he is a looney tunes villain give him a cute friend and they can pull silly schemes together!!! #anyway here you go cy ily uwu #riotgifs

[rookflower]

how about lionheart

thank u anon i've been meaning to redesign him anyways LMAO

#lionheart #warrior cats #warriors #wc #tpb #thunderclan #frostfur #brackenfur #brightheart #cinderpelt #thornclaw #he looks a little generic (and too much like a nicer lionblaze) but thats fine he IS generic and he and lionblaze never really meet #im allowed to have two cats with the same prefix look suspiciously similar if they are never in the same room (same clearing?) i think #hc brackenfur and cinderpelt take a bit more after him and brightheart and thornclaw take a bit more after frostfur #idk how he and frostfur manage to create dark grey cinderkit but shrugs its no like i take much care with warrior cats genetics anyways #EDIT I FORGOT TO GIVE HIM GREEN EYES thats why he looks way too much like lionblaze and goldenflower #i will fix that if i ever draw him again

[beanghostprincess]

Hi!

I just read a very funny fic 'Much ado about nothing' by Fire_lily and Violet_20 on AO3 and I was wondering... how do you think Sanji (and by the other guys) would behave when the girls are on their periods?

Okay, yeah, it was really funny. I often think about this, honestly, ngl. And you know how much I tend to write because I'm a menace to society, so I'll try to keep it brief. Btw, assume all the guys here are cis men (which hurts, because I'd rather die than say Usopp, Luffy and Zoro have dicks. But okay. Let's say they do) and that Nami is the only one in her period (because I think Robin is trans and also she has been dealing with pain so much on her own that even if she had her period, the crew wouldn't even notice. Nami, Franky, Jinbe, and Brook would be the only ones knowing).

Chopper is the one explaining what a period is, by the way, because these idiots know the basics but not much and I think they could use some health classes? Like, seriously, it'd be nice.

Luffy: Doesn't understand what the fuck is a period (Makino explained it. His ass didn't listen). If Nami is bleeding, can't Chopper cure her? Oh, he can't? Is she sick? Is she going to die? No? She's fine, then? But she needs them to give her a break because even if she isn't sick, she's still not going through the best time. It's uncomfortable and she feels bad and sensitive. I think Luffy would have a lot of questions and he would ask shamelessly about them. And he would also try to be considerate and share his food with Nami and cause less trouble. I know he's chaotic but he's always really nice when a crewmate is in pain, and if Nami (his navigator. His Nami!!!) is feeling bad, he'll do whatever he can to help her. If she has cramps he'll probably stay beside her and sleep with her and cuddle. He's actually worried sick even if she tells him she's fine.

Zoro: He doesn't really give a fuck. Kuina explained what periods were to him and how unfair it was and he agreed. It is unfair. It is fucked up. They shouldn't go through that. He respects Nami a lot for being able to work and yell and live normally while she's bleeding and cramping (I mean, that's HIS normal state, but Nami isn't like him). So he just supports her from a distance and if she needs anything he'll just try to help and that's it. He's like?? He's normal about it. Just a thing the body does. Everyone thinks it's such a big deal, but it's not.

Usopp: He grew up with Kaya. I don't need to say anything else. He's always complaining about Nami being louder than usual or oversensitive and saying that she doesn't need to blame them for being in pain, but he only says it because they're best friends, lmao. "Girl, I know you're in pain but it's not my fault. Chill. Do you want a chocolate bar?" and he's pretty much the only one allowed to keep her company when she's stressed and too angry to deal with the others. Bestie privileges. He knows how to make her happy. The perks of having a childhood sweetheart and taking care of her when she was on her period (she was just emotional, though, not like Nami who is a ticking time bomb depending on the month). He always has pads, pills, and distractions ready for Nami. He's just there and normal about it and helping her out.

Sanji: Fucking dramatic. I can't stand him. I'm gonna throw bricks at him. I love him, but he's either the most respectful gentleman on earth or the weirdest guy ever about this. He's probably both at the same time. He's SO annoying, oh my god. He keeps wanting to do everything for Nami, and okay, the food, tea, and extra snacks are fine. But it's just too much. He's the one crying all the time like "WHY DID GOD CURSE OUR MELLORINES WITH SUCH PAIN?????????? OH NAMI-SWAN IF I COULD TAKE YOUR SUFFERING I WOULD!!!!!! YOU ARE SO BRAVE FOR THIS!!!!!" and Usopp is the one actually throwing stuff at him and kicking him out of the girl's room when he comes to bring some snacks and won't shut up. He's,, Overly helpful. He has good intentions, really, but Nami is just on her period. She can still move and do her own things, thank you very much. I think he learns to be more normal about it with time, though. And he's just this way with Nami, probably (I say this bc I'm writing a Sanuso fic with Trans Usopp on his period and I swear Sanji is normal about it).

Chopper: I mean. It's the doctor. He keeps an eye on Nami and takes care of her. He's gentle and always tries to bring her painkillers if it's too much. Reminds her to drink a lot of water and eat properly but never too much because she could get sick! He's the cutest, gentlest thing ever.

Franky: Another dramatic man. He's just like Sanji, except that instead of crying because Nami has to go through this, he keeps saying she's SUPEERRRRR COOL AND STRONG FOR DEALING WITH THIS. But it's only for a few seconds and then he's just acting like a dad. Which includes helping if needed but then asking the weirdest questions to see if Nami is alright.

Brook: He would be the sweetest thing ever. But also, we gotta admit that he's still a perv and would ask to see Nami's underwear anyway. But leaving that aside, yeah, he's sweet. He offers tea and gentle music while she works and tries to be a gentleman. He makes a few jokes here and there, Nami hits him, the usual stuff. But he's a sweet grandpa so he's just there being nice. But, y'know, Brook is always nice to be around. He just offers his help more and often asks Nami if she's feeling okay.

Jinbe: He doesn't quite understand what he's supposed to do, but he just doesn't get in Nami's way if she's mad, and if she's sensitive he'll try to make the crew shut up for a while. Gentle older man. He always tries to make peace around the place, but pretty much like Brook and he also tries not to overstep. He asks Zoro if he should be doing something, and Zoro just shrugs and says to let Nami do her own thing.

#okay this is actually really sweet #gonna fix this and say luffy/zoro/usopp are trans to me and they have their periods too but yeah #also sanji is so obsessed with periods because they give him gender euphoria and envy he wants that so fucking bad #he constantly asks nami to describe how it feels like and she thinks he's being a perv but nope. he's just transfem any prns genderfluid #it's impossible for me to make this about robin okay it's just like ace. i can't picture them being cis. it's a nightmare to me. #one piece #cat burglar nami #strawhat pirates

[emichevy]

Re-read Noir’s comics for the 35th time like I’m expecting them to turn out happier.

#spiderman noir #spider noir #spiderman #comics #it’s fine #im delusional #im gonna pretend that he gets a happy ending #he doesn’t lose his best friend #or his hot cat wife #im perfectly functional #help #i can fix him #im an artist #I’ll give him a happy ending #I have the power to create alternate universes at my will #all with a pen and my hand #nothing can stop me

[vynnyal]

A little something like this, right?

#From memory for the most part #I've drawn these characters more times than I expected 😂 #I cheated and fixed a few things when I went to pick colors (and then didn't even use them) #Idk I felt nostalgic and decided to crank out a few bugs #Lesse... What stories do I got. It's been a while so I have quite the selection #Oh jdbdjvskhff my dog died from cancer of all things. Like seriously what the heck #While we were recovering I jokingly mentioned something about getting another rescue dog #Within the WEEK we had a pomeranian in our house. A pomeranian. 16 pounds. Pomeranian. #See the reason I mentioned it at all was to give our other dog- Tiger the 11(?) yr old maltipoo- company in his twilight years. #You know. Maybe another old pooch like Lucky that was chill and kind #And now we have Rudy aka SPITFIRE #He's fun though! I like him. He's always smiling and it warms my heart. I swear I can walk out of the house for an hour #and he'll greet my like I've been gone for years every single time #What else. Oh lol so I'm taking care of my neighbor's house for two weeks #A wwwk in and the cat decides to RUN OFF. In the middle of a THUNDERSTORM. #36 hrs later and I'm like aight this isn't great #After posting notices online etc I was sitting around and thought to myself something kinda dumb #See he likes listening to me play on their grand piano. They never use it but I do and the cat always lays at my feet while I jam #So I thought... what if I pied piper the cat home. So I threw open all the doors #And played for oh idk 20 min? #CAT WALKS IN. SITS ON THE FLOOR BESIDES ME #Cats. I stg #Eh that's all for now I'm sleeby #hollow knight #art tag #See ya!

[alilsakurablossom]

"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" WELL i can give him a fluffy and incredibly goofy cat who he loves more than anything

#this is very spefificially about enjolras #give a tense man a cat and all is well in the world #i can fix him #enjolras #cats #enjolras and cats #catjolras? #is that his fursona name? #les miserables #les mis #shout out to honeyheadbanger <3 #stevie rambles

[hem1ock]

inconsolably emotional over this comment on a stuffed animal cleaning video

#also look at this little cat 🥺 he was so dirty at the start and they cleaned him so well #it reminded me of when i last cleaned my old stuffed cat #i can never get her back to her original color. she was orange and it just faded over time a lot so she's a dull brown now #but i cleaned her up a little and brushed and fluffed her #even got risky and did surgery to give her some more stuffing so she could sit upright again #and she looked so beautiful!!!! #her eyes and nose are chipped and her whiskers have been gone for a long time too but i cant fix that #i dont need to tho i think it adds character :^) #srry im rambling now i just love my stuffed cat dearly. ive had her since i was 2 #tldr i love stuffed animals #i think caring for them is such a beautiful and pure form of love #to know they aren't real but still treat them gently. just because it feels good to. ❤️ #my posts

[ellies-enrichment]

This is Ellie toast.

The reason she has this name is due to the fact that her name is Ellie but everyone including myself calls her toast.

She is in fact Ellie incarnate and has made my life so much more bearable.

I love her.

My bbbygrl.

omg what an amazingly adorable lil kitty to wake up to in the morning 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Ellie toast is such a cute name omgg

I had a male orange tabby kitten when i turned 10 and he was just the best guy ever, the orange cats the most adoring, lovable, and chaotic creatures. She will definitely make your life hectic in the best ways 💜💜💜

#my dad saw an orange stray the other month that looked just like my old cat #and he goes 'look its Joel' #my cat wasn't named joel but he had been watching the last of us so he named him joel #so i think theres something poetic about the stray orange cat named joel #and your little orange ellie toast #i havent seen joel in awhile though i was gonna try to catch him and get him fixed and he KNOWS it so he left i think lol #i cant wait to have another cat ive never had a dog but gosh cats are so so special to me #thank you for sharing her 🥺🥺 like genuinely shes so adorable give her lil head scritches for me #itslikeaspaceship #asks #sitting in the food bowl shes so valid

[theoryfan205]

Pray for me I'm going to get blood drawn and it's very scary and painful

#i am being gods bravest soldier #on that note i should give my characters like doctor related headcanons #cream has to go to a programmer over a doctor #needles do not pierce their flesh #gotta get software updated and grt sick with the idiot virus #note is routinely seen by the medical corps and always gives them a fright #shed be bleeding and go “oh its just a scratch!” #freddy would be terrified of going doctors #his ass will need a lollipop and stickers after #tell him he did good he might cry #i think melody would just not go #she has god on speed dial #she'll just ask it to fix it #it won't work she will be forced to go #like a cat going to the vet #pansy would go #but honestly whatever blood is gotten out of them will be like oil #would probably melt the syringe

[figofswords]

I got a handmade wolf link plushie at a con this weekend and he’s so soft and such the perfect hug size so I’m sitting here at my desk a grown adult working on my comic and he is just. in my lap

#he’s REALLY well made like professional grade work it’s impressive #ALSO his nose has a squeaker in it so I can just. squoosh him head and SQUEAK and the dog comes running #wolf link….give me the strength to get through this massive backlog of homework…. #wolf link can I hire you to do my flats for me. pls pls pls I don’t even care dogs are colorblind I can fix the colors later #no but like this is good right bc the actual real dog is a little snooty guy who won’t cuddle #and I won’t have my cat until this summer #and my family dog is SO snuggly but he’s at home with my parents #so I need a stand in !!!!!!

[hysterical-cats]

guys guys hear me out. plato wearing gloves instead of arm warmers. imagine it for me.

#cats the musical #cats plato #plato cats #NOT enough variation in the toms' armwear #plus i recall seeing plato have to roll down his armwarmers to get a better grip on victoria during The Lift #so theoretically wearing gloves/ no arm warmers would fix this? #plus i just think it would slay #if i ever do my 'turning cats designs into costumes' thing on plato i will be giving him gloves

[mahvaladara]

P: No one has ever built me a harp, ratherless used their very hair to make it.

S: It truly isn't that impressive of a feat. It's only a few strands, had to use the little pure water I had left to treat the hair to become a sturdy string and produce the sound I wanted.

P: You know music, by ear?

S: Of course. I must know music notes by ear if I am to make and tune instruments.

P: And you sacrificed the little water you had for this, instead of one of the god's blades...

S: Worthy sacrifice. I always preferred doing music than war.

P:...

S: Do not look at me with those eyes -and he picked Peia's hand, kissing it gently.-

I brought you here against you will. I keep you here until we find a solution to my Kingdom's plight.

Away from family, friends, your home.

The least I can do is provide your comfort and respite the little time you have. Make your stay here as welcoming as it can. Keep you safe from those who see, in land where the water has gone stale, a water spirit to be gold.

P: I am not here against my will. I promised to help your land and people, did I not?

S: It's rather difficult to say "no" to a dragon twice your size glaring daggers at you as they hold you over a lake of stagnant waters.

P:...

S: -Sael chuckled- I will never apologize enough for our first meeting.

#ts4 #the sims #the sims 4 #peia #sael'myr #peia by lazysunjade #i imagine their first introduction went a little like #sael stumbled into peia in the heart of the spring #went “oh water spirit” than grabbed Peia by one foot before he could scram like a rescuer pulling a stray cat from a hole #held him over a poluted body of water threatening to drop him in there and went “can you fix this” #and when he did fix it went “whose lost little spirit is this? no one's? then I'm keeping it because i need it” #brought him home for food and a bath #while his nursemaid went “you can't steal random pretty strays on the street because they're pretty and useful! did you at least ask” #and he just went “its a stray spirit i'm giving it a home!" #a peia went “he kidnapped me i have a home i am scared” #and after she glared daggers at Sael he went “okay after he fixes our little water problem i promise I'll send him home” #“besides he was trespassing so I can claim I am keeping him for-” “Sael'Myr Dall'Havura I will punch you!” #sims

[the-commonplace-book]

i gotta draw knights radient as miraculous holders. i gotta

#miraculous ladybug #stormlight archive #cosmere #it started by thinking that shallan would obvs. have the fox #and now i've got a whole list #and need to draw dalinar with the rabbit. with the rabbit ears and umbrella. i gotta. for science (time travel - it just makes sense) #beth and i agreed that teft would have the pig because it was the funniest thing to give him the power to show people their deepest desires #and bring people happiness #like as his super power #also lopen gets the monkey yes chaos will reign supreme #renarin gets the snake #after a long chat we decided that kaladin would get the ladybug because of his big main character energy and how much he wants to fix thing #and save people and have everything be okay in the end #also because tikki and syl are very similar #and ALSO because he and szeth are such narrative foils for each other in a lot of ways #and giving szeth the cat just made sense #like can you imagine the adventures of plagg and szeth son son valano truthless of shinovar? #plagg begging him to throw out the stupid rock and eat a wheel of cheese kid you'll feel better trust me

[e8luhs]

going to go pick up kitty cat tomorrow morning im so excited i hope he likes me and cecil :)

#txtpst #i havent had a cat of my own in almost 4 years so im like AHHHHHH AHHHHHH #my sister is giving me a bunch of stuff for him and hes already been vaxxed + fixed so thats going to save me a lot of money