#and im too cold but then im too warm

[obsob]

sending emails but sniffling and whimpering after typing each word

#mine #original #this is a self portrait today i sent 3 emails then had to go hve a warm bath #i hate emaisl i jhefb f hasf iw ant to bite emails as hard as i possibly can once really hard #im manifesting an illustration agency wanting me its going to happen i can feel it #pls pls spls plslslsp spls #i had more ot write but all gone from my head.....too many emails made brain fried #one of th cats has decided that her food is disgusting and is refusing 2 eat it .....little beast #shes been eating it very happily for like 3 weeks and now is like? kill yourself actually #anyway. am cold. going to go hve food.

[blackkatdraws2]

Whenever Stanley closes his eyes, he can feel the older man's aura surrounding him. [Blank Scripts AU]

#im literally about to pass out #i made this while im about to fall asleep #im not very coherent #my apologies if the description or the meaning of the image doesnt translate very well #i was originally planning on doing more panels but i got tired and shortened it #damn it #but basically this is just The Narrator (Black) emitting his energy out (aura) #it feels really cold #like an ocean of ice #that black mass is NOT the narrator's (Black's) true form #that black mass is like a physical manifestation of what the Narrator's (Black's) aura looks like #(in Stanley's imagination at least) #but Stanley is too much of a simp to care about all that #hug wife... wife very cold but thats okay. hug wife #maybe hug will warm wife up #tsp blank scripts au #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #stanarator #stannarator #stanarrator

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny keeps telling heros his tragic backstory buts just ripped from an old game no one really remembers that he liked. That or an old cartoon he watched as a kid.

Example: One day I just woke up and had this strange pink mark on my leg. I was freaking out but then started noticing all this stuff I could do. All of a sudden I liked fish? And these men would keep popping up and telling me I had to fight monsters. Telling me i was picked for it. I got this neat pendent though.

The league have no idea hes bsing them. But eventually he keeps getting closer and closer to the characters story that someone will figure it out. And I like to think it’s Redhood or Flash and no I wont explain why because if you know you know.

Bonus points if Danny switches it up like once he finishes telling the characters full backstory. Maybe it can become a game with him and the others. Who can guess his reference the fastest. Batman is not amused

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dpxdc #dp x dc #batman #liz is doing crossovers again #im just sitting in the bathtub tbh like I just finished draining the water but im not ready to exit the bathroom yet #so im just chillin cold and naked in the tub #maybe ill kick the shower on and be warm again #im probably gonna get sick from this #I do everytime I let myself dripdry after a bath #my head even feels too hot #teehee #im so silly and sickly

[gomzdrawfr]

Im going to be quite busy since uni started and I have to do my placements and research papers, so I won't be doodling as much as before </3 but today I bring you this :)

#gummmyart #doodle #I wanna be carry around in a huge hoodie too... #it's been very cold here im dying for anything warm man /cries in single #drowning in assignments hghhh #been fighting with other classmates over research titles and manage to secure one yesterday #gonna carry out the research for about a year ish oh boy #that's clinical year for ya #but im excited for it despite knowing im gonna be hella tired #new chapter in life amiright #anyways #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap

[hisui-dreamer]

PLEASE HES SO BEAUTIFUL AODHGDKAJAB

#im in love with his outfit holy shit #this card is so perfect alsjhdkahdkaj #oh and his dialogue on the home screen says he's not disturbed by the cold at all #to the point that he'll be too warm if he wears a scarf #that's perfect im always cold give me your scarf love #rinna rants #twisted wonderland #jade leech #twst jade leech

[foursaints]

hi <3

first of all, i wanted to tell you i'm always stalking your blog (in a non creepy way) because i love everything about it. mostly i love how you use your big brain™️ to share some insanely detailed headcanons about some silly dead gay wizards (i mean that in the nicest way possible. i'm a little bit in love with you actually . anyway i'm digressing)

second of all, i wanted to know if you could share some of your thoughts about bartylily🤲🏻 because i'm fairly sure you're the main reason i'm hooked on them

much love <333

ANYTHING for bartylily... lately i've been attached to the idea of a college au where they're Rival Campus Radio Station Hosts.

barty is a spectacularly unmotivated senior who dropped out of a prestigious engineering degree to study practical SFX for horror movies instead. everyone has vague, peripheral knowledge of him after an incident where he was found passed out naked in the campus fountain. his apartment with the slytherins isn't technically a frat house but there's a structure in the kitchen affectionately referred to as the "Leaning Tower of Miller Lite" & barty has a nearly imperceptible crescent-shaped chip in his front tooth from a keg-standing mishap. he wears a lot of chains and has several john carpenter themed tattoos and he REEKS like cigarettes. so many pairs of mystery panties turn up in his laundry hamper that his housemates have started calling it the Lost And Found.

he has a deeply beloved & charmingly unpolished radio show in the primetime spot which mostly consists of him having his friends on, spotlighting terrible underground bands, and making drily ironical, beautifully mean jabs.

lily is an overzealous sophomore who's triple-majoring in three equally unmarketable degrees (it's, like, polisci & international affairs & communications) who's blessed with the gift of taking every single thing that happens on campus WAY too serious. she runs their Model UN like it's the navy. she's the RA who is always marching around her floor in a spaghetti-strap tanktop & bunny slippers with a scrunchie on her wrist, shaking her fist at people. there was a period following her breakup with james where she was literally reading Machiavelli for inspiration. she's right on the precipice of the cool-girl academic meltdown that will lead to Serious Character Growth, but she isn't quite there yet.

her well-made and well-researched radio show is relegated to the midnight timeslot, and even though all her friends listen to it she probably got into a spat with them for saying something along the lines of "obviously i dont care if its just YOU listening to it, remus!!!". she hate-listens to barty's show which she considers (lily voice) An Affront To Collegiate Journalism

they trade barbs at every function and absolutely nobody but the two of them takes their insane imaginary Radio Beef even remotely serious whatsoever. but it's dead serious TO THEM!!! lily is probably camping out in actual bushes with actual binoculars to sabotage his show, and the worst part is that it's actually working. she ISN'T obsessed with him (shut up!!!!!), and barty is mostly just aggravated on principle that the Uptight Lowerclassman Ruining His Life has such nice legs.

and they absolutely bone like crazy about it

#a #this anon made me emotional... warming my ice cold heart #im in love with you too. sorry for getting carried away... they inspire me. #bartylily #t #my lily is usually kind of burnt out & has a shoplifting problem so its nice to have an au where she can be dorkier. #barty is the same as always & i need to **** *** **** about it #one thing about my bcj is that he will always be the worst man on this earth and i'll still love him despite #still a better boyfriend to her than james. sorry #im posting this one a bit late but I always trust that bartylily will find its audience #+ nobody come at me for calling those degrees unmarketable! i am an English major so it's friendly fire !!!

[theeflowerofcarnage]

they will never free my girl nina from that atrocious hair

#simblr #my sims #dina caliente #nina caliente #i think i figured out what was tripping me up abt thier new look #n its that i always thot sims 2 nina n dina had a more warm orange undertone this new one seems more cold or nuetral #w the hair n makeup it looks funky on them #it doesnt match thier undertones so they just look tired in this look i feel the same about what they did to bella goth she cant wear #bright reds like the first bella did shes a dark wine red girly now #im keeping my OG dina makeover just toning down the eyes i love her too much even tho she doesnt really look related to nina #ah well in my head thier still aliens but scary looking this is just thier human disguise #not making them real aliens in game tho it fucks up thier faces so im using cc costumes but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mishapen-dear]

I think we overlooked the fucked up polycule dynamic potential of team bolas x the dog that hunts them

they gave him a house. he paid rent. he hunted them, picked them off one by one, but when they sought to hunt him he ran. the tormented and the tormented. the hunters and the hunter. them huddling around a fire, burning themselves as he lurks in the dark to devour any that stray too far from the light. when they gather their rocks and throw them as one he flees, tail between his legs as he hunts for his own safety

is there not familiarity in that? is there not love in the violence? let me kill you, i will return your greatest treasure. let me kill you, you’ve already destroyed me and mine. there is loneliness to the dark and hate in the bloodshed. what is hate if not the other side of love. what if obsession if not love driven too far. all of them bathed in the blood of the others, baptized by sin after sin after sin. mothers carry their litters in their mouths- when do the teeth at your throat start to feel gentle? bad once said about cellbit, “it was like throwing a ball, and saying fetch.” that went wrong for him. cellbit once said about bad, “you’ve gone soft.” that went wrong for him, too.

do you remember the slime kills? slime was bad’s first blood, his first taste of oncoming violence. bad was slime’s last kill, an end to the desperation that was sparked with the first base raid. do you remember that first day? bad on the water, slime on the shore, calling him in like a siren. ‘look at me, look how killable i am’ says the bait, desperately trying to build a trap even as the prey fears the untied-noose wrapping around its throat. do you remember the tension? do you remember how the sun punished them both?

‘look at me, look how killable i am,’ says the poisoned frog to the wolf. the bird to the dog. do you remember the kindness? the killing and the killing and the killing, and the laughter. the killing the killing the killing, and the earnest offer to help? remember how jaiden fed herself to the dog. remember how the dog listened. ‘where is your stuff? i’ll take you to your body.’ thousands of blocks away. then more blood, no screaming, just laughter.

do you see? do you see? they built him a dog house, and he paid them rent. hunters snd hunters. he killed them to bring back their children and he failed and they brought back his instead. how can he ever repay that? their blood coats him. his blood coats them. all of them animals. all of them desperate. remember the familiarity of teeth and the taste of your own death. when its all said and done what will they miss the most- being the hunters? or being the hunted?

and then they all make out and take turns getting beaten to death by jaiden. shes part of the group murder but not the romance of death. instead she gets to go to the club (the Spawn Rave)

#qsmp shipping #i didnt get enough sleep and thus im excused from all the things i say today #roier obsessed with killing bad and bad not even knowinf #philza in despair despite the dog running at just the sight of him #baghera spared. Just for a moment #i got tired so i didnt include those but i think we can all get weirder about whatever the fuck is up with these dynamics #while writing this i did forget i was trying to ship them but whats gayer than blood #too many of my post have been tagged analysis lately lets get sillayy #something something cold dog something something warm fire #something something defanged but still gnawing. something something sitting together in a snow storm just to avoid freezing to death

[aropride]

(ID: the variation of the "how it feels to" meme, with an underwater background showing dolphins and various fish swimming in a beautiful, sparkling ocean, and a rainbow in the bright blue sky. the caption reads, "how it feels to wear like 5 layers". end ID)

#text #described #fellow Cold warriors STAND UP!!! and maybe walk around a little bit to warm up too #wearing 4 layers today. t shirt hoodie bigger t shirt jacket #its a thick hoodie too im thriving

[dailykugisaki]

Day 156 | id in alt

MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND DRAWING NBMK WHEN I GET HIT WITH THE MOST RANCID EVIL BOOP. AN ILL OMEN.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #zenin maki #Maki wears like puffy and baggy clothing just a lot of warm ass clothing its obnoxious #its obvious that her body doesn't generate heat due to the heavenly restriction #maki is one of those like horror stories where you look at somebody with termal stuff and theyre cold as shit #Kugisaki is hilariously warm #her favorite season is straight up summer if that wasn't obvious #she gets to wear what she wants and she can run around and nobody gives a FUCK #summer is just a season where you can run around and Kugisaki takes full advantage of that #its the fact she can manipulate her cursed energy good enough to where it dosent interrupt her body temperature YUHHH #also to who evil booped me #you know who you are #im getting you back as we speak #yes this is nbmk #nbmk #just saying #maki is like “whatever makes Nobara happy ill just let her do it” #ACTING LIKE KUGISAKI DOSENT WANT TO TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION WHAT MAKI WANTS TOO LIKE?? GIRL SPEAK THE FUCK UP #i will be back on my bear Kugisaki shit soon i can feel it in my bones #oomf. you're in luck for bear Kugi-isms

[johnny1note]

Should I be insane and make a five-course dinner for my birthday this year, and should I be extra insane and have the entrée course be Lobster Newburg in puff pastry shells?

#not including the cold hors d'œuvres sorbet or coffee #my birthday is in lent so im thinking a broiled salmon as the main course wouldnt be too difficult to stick in the oven #and i can keep the lobster warm in a low crock pot and put it in the shells immediately prior to serving #im not quite sure what to pick for a soup tho

[whump-n-comfort]

when you read a fic that gives you a hyper-specific whump scenario that you know would either A.) take forever to find in another story or B.) hasn't been written at all so the obvious conclusion is that you have to write it yourself

#whump meme #~my stuff~ #my brain hates me sometimes lmao #i just want a story where two characters are stuck in a broken down car in the middle of winter and having an argument #which leads to one stomping outside in some petty attempt to 'find help' while the other person doesn't realize #what is happening at first. they think their friend is just taking a quick second to catch their thoughts. not the best idea in a snow stor #but the other option is them tearing each others heads off so a little separation is fine. but then their friend starts walking away #and keeps going. so now they have to chase after them to corral them back into the car #because yeah its broken but its still somewhat warm unlike this suicide mission you are attempting!! #and then theres a big blow up because they have kinda been the shit-stirrer so their friend just is #im fixing it!! im being not annoying/useless/something related to whatever they were arguing about!! #so now they get slapped in the face with the fact that they've been taking out their bad day/week on their friend #who was simply being themself and trying to cheer them up/be nice #and when they eventually get back in the car the friend now feels like shit because they not only wasted heat from the car #but they also dragged their friend outside just bcuz they were being a brat so didn't they just prove the other person's point? #so now the two are just in a guilt huddle apologizing for being idiots as they inevitably wait for their rescue #bonus points if the rescue involves their rescuers trying to separate them and the other person just *refuses* to let their friend go #because they have a need to keep the first person warm after feeling like they essentially forced them out into the cold #is that too much to ask?? (i could turn this into an A talks to B scenario... also thinking about my OCs but when am i not lol)

[countrysidefaggot]

huge PDF for writing OCs woohh

hello hi as a very obsessive person i made a 12pages long document with questions to answer for ☆ character building ☆ and im sharing it cause it's pretty cool (some questions i got from other tumblr users thank u !! 80% of the rest i shat out myself or w my sister) it was meant as a DnD universe thing but it can be used for anything else and it's charmingly separated into these slapping chapters :

government/official information

identity

philosophy/world views

relationships

combat/weaponry

exterior POV/plot points

modern or alternative universes

it's uploaded on the internet archive Here if you wanna use it have fun

#worldbuilding #writing tips #ignore the fact that im french it was to help my friends understand and then i translated everything in english but forgor the damn pic.. #it means “insert two images of your OC here for ref” or smthg #if it sucks don't perceive me if you don't think it sucks or don't care at all i hope your heart stays warm even when the wind gets cold #im gonna be real w you none of my friends used it because its too long and they got scared to read it #oc #oc making #oc writing #writing help #character building #writing resources #writing characters #writing reference #urgh this is long #reference #oc reference #ref #original character #masterpost

[rohirric-hunter]

I've been trying to put this into words for a while now and I think I might have something -- most of the time when people examine storytelling tropes, especially experts in a related field, especially historians and medical professionals, they are setting out to disprove the trope.

Even if they're not, once they find some evidence that the trope doesn't work in real life or isn't how it was done historically, they often expect that to be the end of the conversation. Historically, people did not go adventuring with two-handed greatswords strapped to their backs -- and therefore you should not have it happen in your fiction, and the conversation ends there. In real life, having a character get hit so hard on the head that they pass out for several hours would demand immediate medical intervention and likely cause permanent brain damage -- and therefore you should not have it happen in your fiction. End of discussion.

These people fail, I think, to understand the reason these tropes exist. It is not because people are just uneducated and think that's how things work. In fact, I would go out on a limb and say far more people are already aware of these things than these experts assume. The attraction of the trope doesn't come from the belief that it is accurate.

These tropes exist because it is widely agreed that they are cool, sexy, emotionally fulfilling, narratively convenient, or any number of other things that really have nothing to do with whether or not they are accurate to reality. I'm not quite sure what it is about most of these experts that makes them unable to understand that, or unwilling to play the game that the rest of us engage in, where we all quietly pretend that it does work because it's harmless and enjoyable.

Really the only people I've ever seen who understand that and try to work their own expertise on the subject into the tropes in a cohesive and satisfying way are Shadiversity on YouTube and blumineck on here. Both in the martial arts categories, which ties mostly into history -- I've yet to find a medical professional online who's willing to play the game.

#on a totally unrelated note #if anyone knows when someone has fallen into freezing water and is at risk for hypothermia #all the articles i can find online say to get them warm and change them into dry clothes #but none of them say what to do if you dont have any dry clothes #is it better to leave them in their wet things until you can get some dry clothes or take them out of the wet things #even if you dont have any dry clothes to put them in #yes i KNOW theyre probably just going to die at this point if thats what you were thinking then you have no sense of narrative tension #and yes i KNOW this is why you always take a change of clothes whenever youre going hiking in the cold #the clothes fell into the freezing water too OKAY #sorry if this is like aggressive but im so tired of hearing the same few responses that dont actually answer my question #do these people think im looking for actual medical advice??????? #im writing a story! the characters are going in the Situation whether they like it or not #im not planning for my own life just in case i ever find myself in this situation #the fact that i thought of it for the story ought to tell you ive already thought of how to prevent it for myself

[craycraybluejay]

winter is so fucking depressing also why does it last like 5 months

#the seasonal depression is literally whenever its cooler than like 67 degrees out #its awful. even avoiding the outdoors during it im still sad and less productive #everything feels so dull and hopeless in winter #i mean it does in general too but #at least when the world is burning in summer it feels more like just another part of the sunshine #in summer you can see humans cheerful and free enjoying the easy warmth #and ice cream isnt tremendously stupid #i like warm rain the most #but i dont think i could move to a rainforest too many unlikeable creatures that could kill 50 grown men in a millisecond #and bugs that will not only kill you but scare you into a heart attack beforehand #i need piss warm water raining from the sky i am a swamp beast i do not like cold and dark weather please #i need fresh fruit and to be cooked by the sun #i need the ability to hang out in a pool mostly naked without freezing my balls off #take me back to the warm and wet and bright

[snzluv3r]

why do some fevers feel so much worse than others oh my god i am wearing a crewneck sweatshirt (with a shirt underneath) under a hoodie sweatshirt with my winter jacket zipped on top of it and i’m still so cold. having a temperature just makes everything that’s already painful a million times harder while forcing you to shiver violently through the aches

i wish someone would just help me pack (or maybe just pack for me while i lay there and thank you while also apologizing for not helping) and then play with my hair and gently soothe me to sleep…i have those silly ghost chills that you only really get with fevers (the ones that kind of just dance right on top of your skin) or right before you start to run one but at the same time i feel so deeply cold.

i know my face is burning and it feels uncomfortable, but at the same time the chills run all the way up to my cheekbones, and the thought of a cool compress sounds soothing while also sending subconscious full-body shivers through me to match the ones sent by the fever

#i have #a fever #and i don’t feeel good at all #nothing is going right but that’s okay #i’m #so #sorry distracted #hands are warm #now #but toes are cold #haha #i will #update these tags when i’m not feeling so silly #not silly but loopy with pain and fatigue and a litttle kinda high fever #and i’m a little maybe not that much sort of scared to sleep bc those make my ptsd nightmares come out to PLAY #and im too tired for that #wait wait #tw ptsd #cw ptsd #it’s really cold #it took me so long to finish writing this post #bc my brain is slowlyyyyyy inching its way down the hall thinking i won’t notice #sorry horrible unfunny joke #i wish someone would hold #me #but i would feel #bad #waking anyone up #my body hurts