#and it's such a shitty apartment

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

what do we think folks, subtle enough to not register as a cosplay?

or shall i turn the jacket back around and put the orange on the inside?

#i haven't played the game yet okay I bought boots the other week and wanted a jacket to match #my main windbreaker jacket is made of shitty pleather and is coming apart at the seems #disco elysium #well kinda

[eggwishing]

he is working on his self love

#this is soo shitty n messy but I dont CARE! #spiderverse #the spot #across the spiderverse #nobody talks about how bro didnt care if he lived or died when he was abt 2 go in that minicollider in his apartment

[therealcallmekd]

Kinito: Machine Model 01 (Will I update this later? We'll see..... this will be interesting....) (They'll see my potential now.)

Finally at long last, HE'S REAL!

Real world Kinito is quite something! His dedicated partner (the user) spent many many months and years helping him reach his potential, and now he can walk and talk and breathe like the rest of us!

Close ups + doodles under cut:

I'M SO DANG PROUD OF THIS DESIGN YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW. He is so special to me.... funny robot lotl go brrrrrrrr

also the text on the main reference is hard to read on purpose, it's supposed to be just an artsy thing!!!! <3

#kinitopet #kinitopet fanart #kinito pet #kinito #kinito my beloved #kinito fanart #kinito the axolotl #kinitopet au #KinitoFAE #me when i dedicate all my time and effort towards raising a fledgling god in my shitty little apartment (i'm getting kicked out broooooo) #this little freak is so so special to me and i rotate him in my brain alot #the intimacy of an ai and it's dedicated helper that provides it everything it needs to reach its full potential... #passes out...uhhhgggg chat im sick #that my little man... my little guy.... my horrible robot son.... #KD'sCrumbs #FriendshipClub! #tw mild gore #<- like... kinda?? I dont know tho so like tell me if so or not LOL #tried to match the anatomical study vibes; I hope that reads well #you should uhm... ask me about him...... cuz...... ':3

[cavesalamander]

Scum Villain fic where Shen Yuan wakes up out of a coma and realizes that he just had a very, very vibrant dream about his boy and that web novel he hatereads.

When he gets back home after observation it's so... surreal. He feels so much older now. He's practically lived a lifetime in that dream, even if only a few months have passed.

His room is so... cringe is the word he wants to use, but he can't help but find his past self endearing about it all. Except that line of thought makes... no sense at all. His past self is just him from a couple months ago.

He decides to check up on the story he'd been dreaming about and finds out that, though there were a dozen more chapters, they had stopped updating completely without warning just a few weeks after his own coma.

(The comments after his coma, a few mention him, calling him out or cheering for him finally giving up on the story. Some people even speculate he might have died.)

His old comments were so embarrassing to read, but there's a part of him that... sees his love for Luo Binghe even in these.

Wait, why is he suddenly okay being gay for this protag??

He thinks he probably shouldn't be quite so chill about it.

He wonders what happened to Airplane. He stops himself from thinking too hard on the possibility it could all have been real. That was ridiculous!!

Meanwhile in the world of the system....

Luo Binghe is flipping OUT. His husband his shizun his beloved just up and went POOF. No trace of him, no clue left behind.

(Or is it worse if he dies? The original goods died that night he qi deviated and was replaced by Shen Yuan, so there's no soul there to replace him. Luo Binghe has had to deal with dead Shizun before but this time it's... different.)

Either way, after a whole lot of everyone flipping out, Shang Qinghua seems to know a little too much about... something.

The truth comes out. Luo Binghe admits he's suspected something like that for a while now, but thats not important. He needs his shizun back, so how..?

Cue dimension hopping shenanigans.

#scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shang qinghua #shen yuan #salawriter #im not writing it i just think it would be fun if it existed #post coma shen yuan confused and disoriented and a lot gayer than he realized #trying so hard to write it all off as some vivid dream #even when SQH and LBH (and Mobei Jun) make it to his dimension #Airplane doesnt know where Cucumber lives #just that hes his biggest hater #que a chapter of airplane in bis shitty ass apartment flanked by two oh his hottest ocs while he tries to update his novel #trying to get cucumbers attention #maybe he gives luo binghe a husband for his harem jsut to bait out some comments #anyway i hope people enjoy this silly concept

[ohdeargodwhy]

#the context of this is it was a present for a friend who got michael sheen's name tattooed on his arsecheek for charity #at least that was his excuse #i feel like tumblr might enjoy it too sans context #good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands fanart #aziracrow fanart #my fanart #my art #watercolour #but massively digitally edited from a very shitty photo #also this is years old thus the very topical brexit reference #good omens art #i feel its more of an american phrase in totality thus why he's quoting ass not arse feel free to rip me apart in the notes fellow brits

[willowser]

you meet bakugou because of your job at the news agency, and even though he's not exactly friendly — you don't think he's as bad as most make him out to be.

yes, he calls you a hack and he's never smiled at you once, but his shitty, sharp humor makes you laugh, even if it's a little mean. he's handsome, and maybe that softens him to you in a superficial way, but his scars mean something, you think. something important that too many seem to forget, when they criticize him.

it happens very naturally; some sorry headline grabber comes out with the intention of dogging him, for entirely trivial stuff, and you fire back without thinking. it's not necessarily an article in defense of him, but a series of tweets that are meant to remind the public of all he's ever sacrificed for your country; that his capture rate is almost as high as all might's was at the same age; that crime on the streets he routinely patrols has dropped, severely — and maybe that's because they fear him and his attitude and the walking arsenal that he is.

but how is that a bad thing?

you don't see him all that often, but the next time you do, you don't miss that his eyes are already on you when you glance back at him, or that he seems taller? not standing with that horrible slouch of his. he even brings you a drink, grumbling that he "doesn't drink this frilly shit" though there are two flutes in his hand and he does — indeed — drink the frilly shit.

it's sweet and you feel a swarm of violent butterflies, when he walks you to your car after, but you sit in the dark once he's gone, illuminated only by the blue-light of your cellphone.

and you wonder if anyone, ever, has defended him.

#i just think someone defends him publicly ONCE and he's like — i dont care about what they said 🙄😒🥺😒🙄 #like he doesn't expect it to mean as much as it does — but then he's sitting in his apartment after a shitty day thinking #well at least someone thinks i'm doing okay #AWW SAD #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[yourgaydads]

the corinthian shares some of his fanart with a co-worker.

#the corinthian #matthew #dreaming workplace au #nightmare country #the sandman silliness #my comic #keep in mind matthew's already seen him do messed up shit #i really debated giving coco a comically shitty studio apartment #but that would've been harder to decorate

[dyrehound]

i love your dog boys i love them

what abt the girls <3 (havent fleshed out roxy and rose)

and bonus: some more dog boys

#homestuck #dogstuck #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #jade harley #jane crocker #john egbert #dirk strider #dirkjohn #but its dogs lmao #shitty doodles tbh sorry #been workin on cleaning my apartment ugh

[regretfulcorrine]

boy howdy can't wait to color this one gang

#harry potter #draco malfoy #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #drarry #my art #i got a whole layout for this #Draco and Scorp trying to become independent with their shitty new apartment and the doom of the Potters creeping ever closer #its obviously gonna be drarry centric like come on #im a simple creature of habit

[fallout-lou-begas]

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

#the apartment...perfect black comedy and peak pre-women's lib 1960s Shitty Men In Suits movie #the apartment #the apartment 1960 #fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv

[alliumdykes]

The fact that when I came back from the cinema wanting to see some cool art and people talking about interesting stuff after something so flipin awesome and the first thing i see was the dream team being so fucking rude during a CHARITY EVENT for their DEAD FRIEND is honestly so disheartening.

My grandfather was so lucky to get cancer twice and survive both times, I knew someone who lost her dad to cancer. I know someone who survived childhood cancer. One of my great grandparents died of cancer, my family on both sides is extremely family oriented if he never died I would have met him. The fucking disrespect that they showed should not be laughed at, it shouldn’t be encouraged.

The fact they were playing airhorns during Technodad’s speech, one that should have been respected and really quiet durning and no one interrupting is the fucking worse. I don’t care if dteam fans say that it’s funny and Techno would have laughed because it’s not the fucking point!!!

The whole festival was a charity event in honour of their friend, and for Technodad his fucking son. No one should have gone though this. I don’t care if this comes across as rude or overreacting because the dteam need to grow the fuck up and learn that their actions have fucking consequences for once.

This isn’t supporting a brand that’s actually a scam, this isn’t saying something offensive by accident. This is being rude and disrespectful.

And it even hurts that none of their fans are going to care a single bit because I don’t fucking know maybe they’ll say “but it was a joke” or “dream has ADHD your being ableist” because none of that shit matters when you realise that neither of those things matter when it’s about respect.

These are the same fans who will defend these mother fuckers to the grave but when someone like Niki Niahchu accidentally uses avae because she doesn’t know about American history or what avae is because she lives in Germany(or any non American country because the world doesn’t revolve around you fuckers) and is called overreactive during mcc and having a lot of stress put onto her and BREAKS DOWN ON STREAM it’s ok because they think it is.

I want dteam fans to see this post and be uncomfortable, I don’t care if I’m being mean to your pretty white boys because they have been allowed to do anything with a platform that is way to big for them for too long. I’m allowed to be angry as well, I’m allowed to be mean, I’m not apologising to you if you feel sad that I’m being mean about them because they need to grow up.

Charlie had every right to tell dream to shut up during that stream.

Edit: I’m not going to be answering anymore asks about this post, I want my blog to be a personal space for me. This post wasn’t supposed to get as big as it has and just for me to rant. I’m only going to be accepting art requests and general asks and nothing about this. I’m 14 please leave me alone.

#dream situation #george not found #gnf neg #dream neg #dream #festival of voices #Technoblade #cw cancer #I just want to be clear how fucking angry I am about this #this is adult men who need to realise that the world isn’t them for once #they can’t keep getting away with being immature rude fucking bitches #the charity money goes to people who need it #making a joke about how you a rich person who could own multiple mansions talking about people who need that money to live #I don’t know if I’ll be able to own an apartment when I’m old enough because the housing market crashed #and Australia’s iron industry cannot find any more iron #I’ll be lucky to be able to get a shitty apartment

[jack-fruit]

Sorry but personally disagree with everyone mad that Hunter wasn't there when Belos died. Like you are absolutely allowed to have wanted to see that confrontation but idk personally I don't think Belos deserved that. Hunter already had his final confrontation with Belos in Thanks to Them and personally I wouldn't want to shoehorn him into the final confrontation just so I could have every detail of Belos's life spelled out when we already have enough details to piece together the story on our own.

#toh #toh spoilers #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #seriously i cant believe people are ripping apart the finale on this point #you dont have to love the finale. i had issues with it personally #but like besties!! im sorry hunter isnt the main character #plus he has a major role in 2/3 of the finale episodes #hes good! we dont need him to interact with his shitty uncle anymore #toh critical #well critical of fans #but just in case people wanna block any discourse

[prrcyjacksons]

ENOLA HOLMES 2 (2022)

#enola holmes #enola holmes 2 #sherlock holmes #millie bobby brown #henry cavill #enolaholmesedit #drunk sherlock doing the crab #dear god its me. your weakest soldier. why do my gifs look like this #shitty gifs apart this was my favorite scene #tvedit #moviegifs #filmgifs #belltries #*bell.gifs #1k

[micromime]

i was losing it while drawing this, reference attached

#wes #wes dst #wes ds #dst #PLEASE GOD #this was killing me hes so funny #just like him fr #wesley boy #my thingy #pov youre a little roach in his shitty paris apartment

[solarpunkani]

I think one interesting thing I’m grappling with in my quest to solarpunkify my life is how little control I have over what I can do in the stage of life I’m in now.

Like my ideal self would have a big, booming garden with dozens of food plants and bench seats and swings and a bunch of pollinator gardens in the front and backyard with a pond for wildlife. I can grow tons of food for neighbors and community initiatives, and host get togethers (bonus points if I have a fantastic colored-panel greenhouse like I’ve fantasized about before). I’d have solar panels wherever they’d fit, all kinds of lovely decorations, and live as green as possible. I’d eagerly give out seeds for pollinator friendly plants in one of those front yard seed boxes I’ve seen, maybe have a community fridge nearby as well. I’d be able to guerrilla garden and help with community initiatives, but still have free time to spend on myself, my art, my crafts. And a cat.

There’s plenty that gets in the way of that though. I don’t have a job, so I can’t have the big booming garden of my dreams. I live with my parents, and they don’t want the kind of lifestyle and decorations and such that I would. My mom doesn’t even like cats, or half the neighbors in the cul de sac. I can encourage and poke and prod my parents all I want, but at the end of the day its their house and what they want/can afford goes, and its not really what I want. Not to even mention that I’m shy, overall not very corageous, and more or less have no idea what I’m doing or how to navigate this world.

It’s definitely an interesting position to be in. And frustrating.

#out of queue #ani rambles #like would I have all this if I was on my own right now? #lets be real probably not id probably be in some shitty apartment #but still its like instead of hurdles to jump over ive got walls and the walls are my parents and the animation industry #i was gonna havr an inspiring point about ‘oh you just gotta hold onto hope that you can obtain it someday uwu’ but uh #genuinely its hard to keep that hope rn. have you seen my target industry? its a clusterfuck out there

[freshlybakedfandoms]

lego ninjago really had it all. father vs son villain vs hero dynamic. serpentine suggests getting rid of lloyd and garmadon throws him over the side of the ship. garmadon also needs to defeat lloyd but you can't touch his son. brother vs brother fighting. an entire episode about class struggles bc the ninja do not get paid to be ninja and have to live in a shitty one room apartment. silly magic and lore about elemental powers. lloyd having to both literally and metaphorically grow up too quickly. zane and nya's identity issues. nya finding her own identity in a group of ninjas and having her own thing outside of her brother. kai and nya reconnecting with their parents through their powers. cole having to be a literal ghost and deal with the fact that he's dead. a silly old man that drinks tea and walks around on his pupil's shoulder. campy action. dragons. what more do you want from a series

#lego ninjago #jay walker #lloyd garmadon #lord garmadon #sensei wu #cole ninjago #zane ninjago #nya ninjago #this show and atla have so many similar themes #also the whole season where theyre in ninjago city is so. like they do live in a shitty one room apartment! and the guy who lets them #borrow his dojo becomes someone they actively try and protect because he helped them and because yk theyre ninja it's their job #but he helps them out of the goodness of his heart!