#and these rating are 100% fact

[antisociallilbrat]

This is Stan's list of ratings on who's the best Loser to go birdwatching with

Ben: 8/10 a safe bet. Pros: Is always quiet and tries to be attentive when Stan points birds out Cons: He honestly gets bored quickly out there and is too nice to say anything about it. Stan knows this and usually doesn't bring him bc he knows Ben wouldn't say no if he offered

Bill: 6/10 it's a mix bag Pros: Bill will always doodle the birds Stan points out and it's just sweet- Stan has a whole collection of them Cons: while Bill can be quite once they get there but Bill is an absolute clutz and makes a complete racket as they walk so when they finally find a spot, most of the birds are scared off. Also he whisper yells.

Richie: 3/10 but ironically still not the worst Pros: He can sometimes make funny puns with the bird names Stan tells him...that's about it Cons: Silence makes Richie nervous so he feels the need to fill it and sitting still for too long makes him jittery. Overall it's just bad for his adhd and for Stan's patience

Mike: 9/10 but still not the best Pros: He's quiet and always brings a homemade picnic! He listens nicely to Stan and asks questions about the birds, make Stan's interest in them feel validated. Mike is also just an animal lover so he's genuinely interested in what Stan has to say about them Cons: There's not much except for the fact he can sometimes get too excited and ask too many questions, and talking too much can scare the birds away

Eddie: 0/10 never again Pros: HA yeah right Cons: Eddie hates birds, he thinks they're germ filled things and he has no problem telling Stan this. He brought Eddie once with him and that was enough to never do it again. He loves Eddie, he does, but he'd rather not hear about how many diseases the birds are carrying half yelled into his ear in that frenzy way Eddie can only talk in

Bev: 10/10 she is an absolute angel Pros: She likes to curl around Stan and honestly just takes a nap as once they get settled somewhere most of the time, her head laying in his lap or on his shoulder. It's such a quiet and tender time in the early mornings that Bev doesn't often get but she feels at peace when she does with Stan. And Stan? He just honestly enjoys having a thing that's just his and Bev's, it brings them closer together Cons: Not really a con but she isn't a morning person so that's why she sleeps a lot, especially if they're under a sunny spot

Fun Fact, Bev and Stan's rating is based on a scene from this fanfic by the @the-angry-pixie

#I just love them #and these rating are 100% fact #I asked Stan himself #stanley uris #ben hanscom #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrack #mike hanlon #bill denbrough #beverly marsh #stanverly #steddie #stenbrough #stanlon #stozier #stanscom #poly losers club #it 2017 #it 2019

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

On the left, jackalwere! It can be a jackal, a person, or a jackal person! It can also force you to sleep with its gaze, which I know is a benefit for some. Honestly just sounds convenient.

On the right, the gold dragon! Adults are roughly in the 20-80 foot (6-24 m) range, and can shapeshift! The gold ones are known for being wise, reclusive, kind, and teaching people. They also have the option between strength draining breath and fire breath.

#fun fact: we have 2 dragons today because gold dragon didn't make the top 32 cut #in fact it barely made top 100 the jackalwere is actually had an 8% higher smash rate in the qualifiers #I guess people don't like it looking like it has 5 fleshy mustaches. #jackalwere #gold dragon #smash or pass #dnd 5e #dnd #d&d #5e #d&d 5e

[baksokon]

reject changing your team everytime to fit the enemy break weakness, embrace using your favorites as your main team and just beat the shit out of your enemies

#this does not apply to simulation worlds #theyre cruel #in my defense my favorites all have big ball dmg so i can just beat everyone with them #well not gepard since hes shielder but u get me #very proud with how i build sampo and stelle tbh #stelle atk is currently 2000+ but after i ascend her its going to get much higher #though the fact that their crit dmg is 100%+ but their rate is 10% kinda concerns me but yk #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai stelle #tingyun #sampo koski #gepard #hsr gepard

[cairafea]

pov: you’re wonwoo in the nana tour mafia game, facing down the rest of the survivors (who were apparently hit by apollo’s dodgeball as the game started)

+ bonus juncat from an earlier version of this doodle

#im convinced minghao and hoshi unlocked their third eyes #the fact that both minghao and hoshi predicted the three mafia members in round 1 was insane. #then again it’s SVT brand insane so. #that practice round was insane too like wtf was that 😭 #seventeen are really lucky but only when it comes to mafia #50/50 on if it’s the civilians or the mafias that get the luck though. #SVT have a 100% accuracy rate in mafia but only in round 1 and they’re nerfed by their own hubris #if they all just stopped arguing so much the civilians would win every time 😭😭😭 #seventeen #svt #nana tour #fanart #doodle #art #my art #the8 #minghao #xu minghao #hoshi #kwon soonyoung #dk #svt dk #dokyeom #lee seokmin #juncat #wen junhui #moon junhui #no watermark or signature. i forgor. #it’s a shitty 7 min doodle why would you even steal.

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

#fun fact! today's my birthday! #I think everyone should make one of today's polls a complete sweep in either direction to celebrate it #this one I would prefer a 100% smash rate bc she deserves it #suzi q joestar #stardust crusaders #jojo's bizarre adventure

[sieglinde-freud]

real footage of every single marni encounter in my maddening playthrough

#fe pandreo #fe marni #fe engage #fire emblem #fe shitpost #dodgetanking is SUPPOSED to be unreliable on maddening due to the fact that enemies wont target you if their hit rate is 0% #but the fun thing about pandreo is that his personal skill increases his avoid a lot but just barely avoids 100% #so. once again. he is carrying my whole run #and his sister facetanks with ike. im playing this the same exact way i played my first run on hard except now pandreo has a horse. #games fuckin easy #this has been in my drafts for like three months jesus christ

[astro-duck]

DuckTales and Gravity Falls are almost the same show.

They both have:

A set of siblings born at the same time (twins/triplets)

Going to stay with their great uncle

Who seems really boring and old at first but is actually pretty cool, if slightly morally ambiguous, but mostly good.

The great uncle is reluctant to care about the kids at first, but by the end of the series is willing to sacrifice his life for them.

The great uncle loves money

The uncle also has a long lost relative, who he has spent a very long time searching for.

A book smart, hat wearing sibling, who carries around a red book with all the information they could possibly need. This sibling worships the book, and is devastated when they don’t have it.

An insane, hyperactive, adventure hungry sibling who is almost a complete idiot, but usually succeeds through sheer willpower and a little dumb luck.

(Alternately, instead of Dipper and Mabel filling in for Huey and Dewey, you could use Stanley and Stanford as Louie and Huey, because Stanley is a schemey little guy, but Stanford doesn’t fit Huey quite as well.)

An insane hyperactive girl with a group of two friends, one is a stoic nerd girl. (Lena and Grenda don’t line up)

A host of minor villains leading up to a final boss that is seemingly unbeatable.

A surface level idiot who grows to be a better fighter throughout the series. He has a presumably Hispanic background and lives in a house with a woman who is a mother figure to him, and they would do anything for each other.

A random moment that I distinctly remember where a character bangs on their head and it makes a metallic sound. They then say something about how they have a metal plate in their head/their bones are metal.

The final boss likes to possess people. They also appear in dreams sometimes.

A villainous rendition of the intro that plays in an episode(s) centered around them.

A multi-part finale, bringing an untimely end to a kid’s show that is really good. At least it didn’t drag on forever, ruining its own reputation.

Bonus! A voice actor from a show that is also great, but is probably going to/did drag in for too long, that was created by Dan Harmon. (Justin Roiland from Rick and Morty and Jim Rash from Community) Both were immediately recognizable because of their very distinct voices that I recognized from the thing they were in.

#ducktales 2017 #gravity falls #ducktales #I am 100% sure I missed some #bill cypher is the best villain in anything ever #I think that he is so great #i understand why he is a sexyman #but I love certain villains from DuckTales too #I just think the miss rate is higher #anyway back to the fact that I missed some #go ahead and add more #I honestly want to know. #this post took me forever #and I hadn’t actually finished the Gravity Falls finale when I started it #but now I have #good shows #both of them

[fiendfluid]

cannot imagine being in edgar's shoes. you're basically the defacto leader of an up and coming time traveling organization vying mostly for a chance to just survive, and there's about 20 copies of the love of your life walkin around and they keep dying and/or becoming progressively more and more cowboy with each iteration- oh and also you know you're dead sometime in the future, and as far as you're aware that isn't changing and you also know the love of your life is going to move on with someone else (who is also a cowboy) and you casually and very gracefully accept this

oh and btw you got roped into all this because the love of your life decided to steal your security details and accidentally teleported you to the middle of the ocean

#jack speaks #the fact that there isnt a 100% mustardseed defection rate with edgars is a goddamn miracle #woe.begone #woe.begone spoilers #he is a king tho

[syncrovoid-presents]

I will continue being gone for a few days, sadly my original al plan of releasing the newest chapter of The Consequence Of Imagination's Fear has also been delayed. My apologies

Can't go into detail because its hush hush not-legally-mentionable stuff but today is my fifth 12 hour no-break work day. I'm also packing to move too in a fortnight (which is a Big Yahoo!! Yippee!! I'll finally have access to a kitchen!! And no more mold others keep growing!!! So exciting!!!)

#syncrovoid.txt #delete later #OKAY SO! this makes it sound like i have a super important job but really we are understaffed and ive barely worked there a year now #graduated college a few years early 'cause i finished high school early (kinda? it's complicated) #now i am in a position where i am in the role of a whole Quality Assurance team (testing and write ups) #a Task Manager/Planner #Software Developer and maybe engineer? not sure the differences. lots of planning and programming and debugging ect ect #plus managing the coworker that messed up and doing his stuff because it just isnt good enough. which i WILL put in my end day notes #our team is like 4 people lol. we severely need more because rhe art department has like 10 people?? #crunch time is.. so rough.. #its weirdddddd thinking about this job since its like i did a speedrun into a high expectations job BUT in my defense i was hired before #i graduated. and like SURE my graduating class had literally 3 people so like there was a 86%-ish drop out rate?? #did a four year course in 2 BY ACCIDENT!! i picked it on a whim. but haha i was picked to give advice and a breakdown on the course so it #could be reworked into a 3 year course (with teachers that dont tell you to learn everything yourself) so that was neat #im rambling again but i have silly little guy privileges and a whole lot of thoughts haha #anywho i am SO hyped to move!! I'll finally get away from the creepy guy upstairs (i could rant for days about him but he is 0/10 the worst) #it will be so cool having access to a kitchen!! and literally anything more than 1 singular room #(it isnt as bad as it sounds i just have a weird life. many strange happenings and phenomenons) #<- fun fact about me! because why not? no one knows where i came from and i dont 100% know if my birthday is my birthday #i just kinda. exist. @:P #i mean technically i was found somewhere and donated to some folks (they called some different people and whoever got there first got me) #but still i think it is very silly! i have no ties to a past not my lived one! i exist as a singularity! #anywho dont think about it too hard like i guess technically ive been orphaned like twice but shhhhhhhh #wow. i am so sleep deprived. i am so so sorry to anyone who may read this #i promise im normal #@:|

[theadventurek9]

I love running her so so so much. I am so glad I caught this run on camera. This run wasn't as smooth as our first BUT watch Aayla save my ass when I got lost on course with barely a bobble.

I ended up on the wrong side of a jump and forgot my course for a half second. Then saw he pull in towards me when she needed to take the far jump, so I gave her a signal to push out and she switched back to the correct line and finished the course out strong without any hard feelings for my mess up.

In ASCA you run the course forward and backwards. So between the two courses you had the same set up leading in and out of the tunnel. But what tunnel entry you did changed on course 2. Lots of dogs patterned into the same entry the second round and NQed. Aayla easily pulled in to me when qued and got the correct entry with no issues.

This dog is so so so special. I can't even put it into words. I won't ever get another dog like her (part of me is happy that she is unique and no other dog will be her). I wish so badly her elbow dysplasia never had slowed us down because I want her to have every title she is worth. Without it she could have gotten an ATCH.

I get some comfort that people can see her brilliance when in person. So many pulled me aside to tell me how much they loved watching us run and how special of a dog Aayla seems to be. How fast and in tune she is with me.

#i am so sappy about this #100% Q rate is not common #she was working at a higher level and more technical challenges in AKC so she is ik no way a novice dog #BUT ITS BEEN OVER TWO YEARS #The fact that she could take two years off then run like this?!? getting obstacle discriminations #hold on while i just hug her and cry

[failfemme]

oh sorry, that’s my load-bearing critically-middling 2009 album “far” by regina spektor, you can’t move that

#had to google to see if it was in fact critically acclaimed and got the shock of my life when it only has a 74/100 metacritic rating #what the fuck is wrong with critics actually

[bokatan]

for the fo4 oc ask game 9, 13 and 22 for any or all of ur fallout ocs? I must know more about these baddies

FO4 OC Questions

9: Lone Wanderer or always with a companion (or more)?

Reed's dog Margot is a permanent companion, so they're always together unless they literally can't be(Glowing Sea, Institute, etc). Reed's usually a mess without Margot though - he pretty much caused himself to get rad poisoning from the initial Glowing Sea expedition because he was anxious about leaving her behind and overlooked a defective seal on his power armor. He does frequently have other companions with him though - the lineup changes often but the main ones he goes with are Piper, Danse, Deacon, Cait, Curie, Nick, Ada, & Delta.

Delta always has a robot or two with them - they use a sentry bot in place of a brahmin while working as a trader, and they typically have either an assaultron or a Mr. Handy if they're going anywhere to do repair/service work. If they're traveling as a companion, they bring their Mr. Handy.

13: What pre-war thing do they miss the most/what pre-war thing in magazines looks the most interesting to them?

Reed would literally kill for pre-war coffee. My headcanon is that there isn't a good coffee replacement or substitute in the Commonwealth due to the fact that coffee just doesn't grow in that kind of climate, so actual non-expired coffee is a very rare commodity. I also think that the BoS has some form of caffeinated substitute that'd be along the same line as bad instant coffee and Reed lowkey hates it.

Delta's really interested in pre-war vehicles and would've loved to see a functional car in person. They've tried tinkering with engines a few times but haven't had any success so far.

22: Give us a (brief, or not) history lesson of your OC

I'm putting these under a read more, but here's some nice brief history for everyone

So starting off with a brief history on Reed:

he’s just some guy that fucks off and joins the army when he’s 19 because I’m sure all of the propaganda and whatnot was even worse than it was here post-9/11. He spends 9 years doing all kinds of terrible shit, gets to be a MWD handler, + has some weird thing going on with his commanding officer for the majority of that time that turns into a long term relationship, and he finally gets discharged with his dog like a month before the bombs drop. He immediately fucks off to the BoS after getting out of the freezer and has a great time with them at first, but he starts getting exposed to more of wasteland life without the BoS influence and realizes that they're actually terrible - so he starts working with the Railroad and becomes sort of a double agent and shares all kinds of cool BoS fun facts and intel with the Railroad. He defects from the BoS shortly after Danse gets kicked out and he later helps take out the Prydwen and the Institute pretty much back to back. He also starts ghoulifying shortly after joining the BoS since they make him go on a fun little trip to the Glowing Sea, but he's pretty freaked out about that and basically gaslights himself into thinking he's not ghoulifying for a while.

And a brief history on Mercy:

She was drafted out of medical school and ended up being a combat medic in the army for a while, Reed ends up in her squad and they later end up in a relationship together. She’s transferred out of active duty to go into biomedical research & development, and she starts off with good intentions but later gets to commit all kinds of medical malpractice and probably violates the Geneva convention a few times. She has her hands pretty deep into FEV development but she's participated in various other projects as well. She ends up getting dragged into the Enclave to continue research after the war, and she does that for a while but eventually opts to leave when the Enclave starts getting more extreme. She ghoulifies after that, decides that the Enclave fucking sucks and starts hunting down various members and remnants, and she also picks up odd jobs for caps including but not limited to pretending she's a doctor, miscellaneous courier work, and bounty hunting.

And finally, a brief history on Delta:

They were created during gen3 development & they’re from an experimental line made from pre-war DNA samples that were pulled in one of the labs near CIT. Their line was decommissioned after the broken mask incident, but they escaped from the Institute before being destroyed. They ended up going through the Railroad and they were initially set up as a junk trader, but they ended up having a knack for robotics and built up a reputation with that - they still sell some junk, but their main focus now is selling robotics parts/mods + servicing and repair work. They still keep in touch with the Railroad and frequently work as a tourist and help move synths occasionally.

If you're interested in their stats, perks, weapons, general info, etc etc I have all of that listed here on my carrd.

#thank you!💖 #ask games #reed tag #delta tag #mercy tag #(fun fact delta’s old af but they don’t age at the same rate as gen3 synths considering they’re not fully organic) #i have the most batshit detailed timeline established for Reed's main storyline and i 100% plan on doing the same for Mercy #undecided if i'm going to do a full timeline for Delta or not. they're like a companion/trader side character yknow?

[movedtodykedvonte]

Number One Rated [[House Husband]] 1997 au lore is that the kids get into the mansion basically as Spamton’s guests and the entire time they are just insulting him and asking him if he’s more like the Queen’s weird little court jestor or boyfriend. Occasionally the Swatchlings butt in to confirm he is both and neither 

#this au is 100% stupid but also i am thinking of ways to make it tragic #like the queen asking SPam why he doesnt smile like he used to and Spam not beign able to answer her #also Swatch and him being more distant cause Spam has to be more of the queens funny man than their patron #or like the ads seeing him palling around with her despite the fact he rather be with like not her #the queens also not happy with this situation as I see her programming says its this or he has to be thrown out and she doesnt want that #cause she likes spam not like like but I like to think the queen views him as a very close firend she cares for #so it weird condesending coddlign to ignore all the signs he should be thrown out or addressing them and possibly sending him to the trash #and she wants to make him happy like she does eveyone but the same way in canon she goes about it wrong #utdr #deltarune #spamton #big shot era #big shot spamton #spamton g spamton #Fun Gang #Number one rated [[House Husband]] circa 1997

[womanwithahotdogstand]

When does Rosie hit her 100th cap?

If she plays Wednesday, the two April friendlies and the send off game on July 9th that would get her to 90.

If she plays in every game in the World Cup (and the USWNT makes it to their 4th consecutive World Cup Final) that would be 97.

If they win the World Cup and their Victory Tour schedule is reminiscent of 2019 (in the sense that they take a month to rest, re-acclimate with their club teams, etc.) she would hit 100 National Team caps in early/mid October. 🥹

#also the fact that her and Mal (at this current rate) are going to hit 100 together makes me SO emotional for some reason #rose lavelle #uswnt

[chaotictomtom]

trying to check out to see if i'll ever manage to get top surgery this year and. let's just say i thought the delay would be bigger but. the price is still always such a big ass problem i kinda wanna bash my head against a wall but. anyway

#living with 600/month and having no idea if i'll ever get a job after this semi-work that ends in march but. oh well!!! #already tried to calculate if i could ever save any money from the little time i get to work there but!!! only make me wanna cry #im afraid this will be another year w/o top surgery 😀 dying in the summer and wishing to rip my skin off. w/o the hope i'll at least #get a date some day. cos at this rate i have absolutely no hope ngl. #the whole organisation to get to one of the potential surgeon 2h away is already making me want to explode #i have absolutely no idea how i'll ever be able to pull this off. ever. i don't even know if we'll be able to stay in this flat by the end #of our contracts. so. yeah #i can't see past 4 months away how can i think i'll ever be able to start this thing going. trying to but i stay silly ing the situation but #!!!!! im so desperate i feel so drained and exhausted. the mere idea of summer makes me wanna kms i'm dreading going through it another year #smh. #absolutely no one gives a shit i shouldn't vent in da tags for the 1 day of the yea #but im suddenly hit with an enormous wave of despair that i know won't go away cos it's always on my mind #and seeing the facts once again that i'll prob never be able to afford it is not helpiiiinh #yes i live in france no not everything is paid by healthcare cos it's still considered as non vital </3333 #dental/ear/teeth problems started to get fully refundable (on specific little things) only a few years ago #so we're like decades of getting top surgery refunded 100% im afraid</3 #i shouldn't complain but then again what's the use of cool healthcare if we can't ever have access to a doctor. of any kind. #smh smh smh #rent over I'm sick of myself i'll shut up sorry

[yellowlaboratory]

Hi US Annie! @alphinias pointed me in your direction. Lots of my favourite Jiara works are betaed by an Annie which is either you or UK Annie... probably a combination of you both. But whenever I'm about to read a Jiara fic, I always see your name in the notes and mentally I'm like, "hey, it's Annie!" So THANK YOU FOR YOUR BETA WORK ANNIE. Much appreciated by me and the fic author 😌 (You're not a fan of moths, and I'm not a fan of butterflies)

hello!!! i laughed out loud when I saw Jordan's post lmao me and uk annie try to cause as much chaos as possible as name twins💀💀💀

but i do beta for some really wonderfully talented writers!! they are kind enough to let me into their google docs so i can scream to them directly. getting early access to fics is one of my favorite things, especially since a lot of my favorite fic authors somehow trust me with their masterpieces!! it's absolutely adorable to think of you recognizing annie and I when you click on a fic akljdfhkjsdf like that is the sweetest thing ily 💛💛💛

also most of my bio is made up of references to my current favorite ships/fandoms (without too many spoilers, the moths thing is a reference to Nancy and Ace from Nancy Drew) and I actually like moths a lot more than butterflies LMAO. when I was 5, my parents took me to a butterfly sanctuary and all these monarch butterflies started landing on me. my mom said I have never screamed louder in my entire life and i've been traumatized ever since

#anyways #LMAO #obx #jiara #this is so sweet 😭😭😭 #I love betaing even though i take years to read through fics and leave like 100 completely useless comments #something about the margins of a google doc just seems more intuitive for my brand of screaming at people #like if i can't highlight a line and comment KLAJSDHLAKSJDHLAKSJDH then like what am i doing? #also i'm still cackling at the uk/us annie confusion #and the fact that jordan called other annie 'chronically behind on her asks' and then annie upped her response rate by like 1000% #💀💀💀💀 #anyways i love you this is so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!