#anyway bye amd stuff

[star-girl69]

OMG THE LITTLE FAMILY STUFF IS SO CUTE now imagine ivy like accidentally calling the reader amd clarisse mom for the first time OR OR someone (percy) like coming over and being like "hey I don't think this parenthood is a good idea here" (bc just imagine clarisse junior in the future) and ivy is wtf so she starts defending them and being like THOSE ARE MY PARENTS (10 yo vs 12 yo standoff go!!)

LETS GO I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS FAMILY I LOVE EVERYTHING

the first time ivy calls you mom it’s not on purpose

you just basically are her mom

all she knows is you treat her how a mom is supposed to treat their daughter

you’re probably like dropping her off at arts and crafts class and she casually goes

“ok bye mom see you later!”

cue the tears

you’re screaming and crying and hyperventilating and RUNNING straight to clarisse who is training and she’s like OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY

and you’re like

“i-i-i-ivy oh my god clar ivy-”

“SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IVY?!?!??!?” protective mom mode activated

“NO SHE CALLED ME MOM”

“oh. OH. SHE CALLED YOU MOM?????”

“I KNOW” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

clarisse is so happy she’s like aw omg she’s a little jealous on the inside but she’s fine she’s fine she’s fine

she’s not fine if you couldn’t tell

but clarisse doesn’t have to wait too long bc the next day clarisse wakes up at like 3am and has to go to the bathroom and little adorable baby ivy sits up too rubbing her eyes and is like

“mom? where are you going?”

she’s about to LOSE. HER. SHIT.

but it’s late and she doesn’t want to overwhelm ivy so she keeps it cool and just says she’s going to the bathroom she’ll be back soon

anyways later you both sit ivy down and ivy is like WOAH WOAH WOAH WHATS HAPPENING

and you’re trying to be professional and adult about it

but you’re like “YOU CALLED ME MOM!!!! YOU CALLED CLAR MOM!!!!!! AND ITS OK!!!!! WE LOVE YOU AND WE ARE YOUR MOMS BASICALLY!!!!!”

ivy is like “I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE BUT I LOVE YOU MOMS”

happy family ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

just to clarify y’all PERCY DOES NOT ACTUALLY THINK CLARISSE AND Y/N ARE BAD FOR IVY ITS JUST THERES TWO OF THEM CAN WE ATTACH A LEASH TO THE LITTLE ONE MAYBE

so let’s pretend it’s just another random rude ass 12 year old who’s name will be…. hm…… mark!

so mark and ivy are like chilling around at the training grounds waiting for their turn and then mark is like “oh my god you’re so bad you can even hold the sword correctly”

ivy is ????? she’s holding it the way clarisse taught her to hold it so what…….

“um? idk…. this is how you hold it dude…..”

and then you come over innocently and you’re like “hi ivy baby you forgot your water i’m gonna leave it right here!” and she’s like “ok mom!” bc you’re her mom and she loves you

so then mark is like “NO WAYYYYY YOU CALL HER MOM????”

“YES BC SHE IS MY MOM DO YOU HAVE A DAMN PROBLEM!?!?!?”

“i just feel sorry for you like your own parents didn’t want you so the best you could get was two random teen girls??? LMAOOOO i bet they’re horrible ‘parents’ too ”

“BITCH IM GONNA-”

ivy may be tiny but she uses that to her advantage and jumps on top of people

so she starts scratching and kicking and hitting screaming “TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK”

bro mark is crying

one of mark’s friends drag ivy off of him and then you and clarisse run over at the commotion

and all you see is this kid crying, another kid holding ivy back- her hairs all messy and she’s kicking and screaming still

the kid very quickly drops ivy when he sees you

you have to THROW yourself in front of her so she won’t attack him again

clarisse just presses the tip of her spear into mark’s armor and he’s like “IM SORRY IM SORRY WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH”

ivy is laughing hysterically “THATS WHAT I THOUGHT THATS WHAT I FREAKING THOUGHT YOU LOSER!!!!!!!”

you’re in such shock WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PRECIOUS BABY

clarisse is proud but confused

ivy is hugging you, her face pressed in your stomach when clarisse crouches down next to her

“you wanna tell me what happened?”

“well first he said i was holding my sword wrong but I WASNT i was holding it like this the way you taught me and then mom came over and then he started laughing when i called her mom and then he said you guys were probably horrible parents and i was SO MAD so i started attacking him”

ivy rn: 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

you’re horrified shocked and angry like it’s not an idea situation but ivy is loved and safe what more do they want from you?

you feel kinda shitty bc you love ivy so much but if you’re not what’s best for her than you’ll do anything

clarisse hugs her and kisses her head “good job protecting this family little warrior”

and you’re like “yes ivy you did an amazing job but remember violence is not always the answer”

(clarisse and ivy share their secret look again)

but later that night while ivy is getting ready for bed you’re telling clarisse that you’re concerned, maybe everyone who throws you the dirty looks are right, maybe you’re not what’s best for ivy

clarisse is ???

“ivy…. baby….. uh…. equals…. mine??? ….confused..”

but ivy overhears you and then SHE starts yelling at YOU

“EVERYONE IS SO SAD AND MAD AND I HATE IT LETS JUST BE HAPPY AND YOU GUYS STOP BEING MEAN”

ok 🫡

eventually clarisse expresses it more articulately to you than ivy can, “who cares about what anyone else thinks? i’m happy, your happy and ivy’s happy. everyone else can get punched in the face!”

IVY IS EXCITED

anyways happy family again ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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taglist:

@lvrue @t-wylia @laughingcheese037 @kroumi @urdeadpoet @colezb @rey26 @harmzilla @elliewilliamsbae @amberfreemansburntface @kyuupidwrites @neverwaakeme-up @shark1008 @liballer @heyimadison @nvirskies @pnsteblnme @mar2ss @restellsss @ravisinghs-wife @marsconer @evangelinexo @randomhoex @luvrrish

#clarisse la rue #clarisse la rue x reader #clarisse la rue x y/n #clarisse la rue x you #pjo tv show #pjo x reader #clarisse and ivy and y/n: the perfect family

[xuanoir]

"act fool act fool act fool" me during band practice where i fed the boy i used to like a biscuit cuz he was playing the piano. later he sat rly close beside me. our faces were just mere few inches away. his thighs and legs were touching mine and everytime i turn to look at him or talk to him, he'd look down at me amd go closer to my face. then he showed me his floorball matches and attempts to impress me by saying stuff like "oh this one's me, oh i hit the goal, no don't look at other people look at me falling and injuring myself" the tension was so crazy. i had to watch all the videos he showed me even if i do not understand wtf is happening. he uh keeps staring at me and keeps telling the other band members to perform properly to match the sound of my voice (i am a vocalist). oh my days. mind you this guy is my first ever crush like 3 years ago then i stopped liking him for a stupid reason but my crush on him never rly faded so its all coming back rn. he gives me his drink, pays for my food sometimes, helps me out, gives me encouragement & support and many more. oh one time i did basic makeup on him cuz he was feeling insecure about his pimple scars and yk what he did? took pics and videos of me doing his makeup. oh ok bye I spoke too much anyways chat help me im so confused with my feelings rn

#actually pls help me sort out #my feels 💀💀😭🙏

[urmomw4ntsme]

why is andrew the best peter but tom the most interesting peter 🤔

im slwepy as fuck rn but i was waiting to answere. this till i was free from the disgusting inhumane clutches of egg and jams ok so see we i may be biased byt look at tjis guy.

yea this is rea footage of me being a simp i dont care he's cutie patootoe baby waby shona janu also like decades older tham me 😀 but anyway now that thats out of the way. we ALL love peter 3. thats a colective thing eveyome agrees on if u don't um ya boring bye

but he issss the best lke?? the way he plays peter the way he literally becomes him im not saying tobey or tom r bad im js saying andrew isbbetter. like . i havent watched tobeys movies so i cant sau that abotu him actually but i hve watched homecoming ffh and nwh amd i promise that andrews peteer is the best the funniest the prettiest peter because in toms peter we get to see a lot df action right?nd we get ro see him interacting with other superheroes and hes got ppl who r superpowered like him who have his back but peter 3 has no one hes alone !!!! he js has his aunt and his gf (she died) <3 but still we see hes so funny like that knife scene? wjen hes like omg noooo knives my only weaknes s :( and stuff he IS SO FUNNY !!!! NO KNE TALKS ABOUT IT. HIS HUMOR IS THE KINDA PATHETIC THAT WILLL MAKE U LAUGH SM CUS ITS PATHETIC and . peter 1 has 3 movies lots of screentime and as i said lots of interaction with other superheroes lots of plot lots of stuff happening to him lots of trauma lots of character development. but still for me at leastz petee 3 js. overshadows him? cus hes got js 2 fucking movies but hes so perfectly funny and traumatised and happy and sad and angry in that limited amount of thing without it feeling extra or obnoxious and like how do u not see jes the best????? like theres a guy who has an assignment of 20 pages and 7 days to do it and thwres another guy with the same assignment with only 2 days to do it but the seconf guys assignment turns out to be better and ppl r shocked when i cal him the best?? im not saying tom isn't thafs why i said hes the most interestign cus as i said He has sm sm sm sm sm character development i love it so mucj like we get to see him with this girl whos lowk weird and he has. crush on another girl but girls fsther tries to kill him send s him to jail and then he starts falling for first girl and he alao haa bsf who is guy . chair and hes in love witb the girl bit its awkward cus suddenly they apparently died for 5 yrs and came back to life then his real dad died and he goes to trip to be happy but thees jealousy jeaosy and random guy with fishbowl helmet and super storong element villains and nick furu is not rea ans hes scared and his love finds out hes spidey and they save the world tgt aND THEY KISS !!!!!!!! also he becomes thor/captain in middle but then later fickingg bald ass jj tells everyone who he is and now hes gotta do smth about it and eveyone almost dies and then there's ppl form diff unieerse and theres Him from diff univers????? and aunty may dies :( and hes sad and angry bit his bros got his back and MJ ALMOST DIES WHAT THEFUCK WAS THAT MARVEL WHY WUD U DO THAT TO MG POOR BABY PETEE 3 and amyway hes murderous but doesnt kill and them self sacrifice and love ob hisblife and bsf forget who he is !!! do u see how much is happening this is all so interesting its sooooo aweome i love him thats why i said whag i said i must stop now thsnk u meow bueyeey

#peter parker #rsoei

[whocaresanymoreamiright]

talking abt dissociation bc BRO I'M SO OUT OF IT

these binges don't even make me feel that good anymore, i can't enjoy food like i did when it makes me dissociate sm :(

but still yk i just crave it when i don't do it.

but idk maybe i'll stop, like gradually decrease the amounts and the frequency over time bc i cannot stand this, i'm so out of it most of the time. this is why i stopped drinking (for a while) bc it just makes it worse. this is why i started sleeping more too. maybe i should eliminate sugar from my diet? :( but no i don't have mental capability for that, i mean with everything else going on. uh idk. i do need to improve my diet, i'm lacking nutrients i think. like vitamin c and stuff. i am an adult.

i can't remember the last time i felt fully awake and in the moment, but it couldn't be that long ago, dissociation only got constant recently, and i was dealing with it in summer too, i remember, but it wasn't that severe ig? or rather it wasn't constant or idk. maybe it just wasn't bothering me that much.

at least i'm not nervous! i can't be nervous in this state. so like this is how it's related to mental stuff imo, not just sleeping amd sugar and poor diet (and alc) but bc i'm like protecting myself in a way?? but at what cost lmao.

i think when i got rly upset bc of my friend a sh-d in the beginning of september, i was probably in the moment at that time. bc like you don't get the urge to sh when you're just. not even in this dimension lol. or at least i don't rly seem to get it.

tho i have an idea what if sh could snap me out of this. nah. i don't even wanna do it rn. this is what i'm talking about, this dissociation protects me. or maybe not, maybe it's a severe blood sugar issue and i'll be hospitalised very soon if i don't do stuff abt it. this is why i'd like to improve my eating habits also bc it's probs not good for my blood sugar if i just keep undereating 4 days a week and then absolutely binge and devour everything in sight during the other 3. so yeah. idk.

to sum it up, i don't like the dissociation :( i like it even less than not eating. idk how i'd deal with stress and nervousness if i didn't feel like this tho, but yk whatever. idk. so yeah it's like i don't like it but i do yk. it protects me in a way. again, i may be projecting and it's just the blood sugar. or some other physical problem.

anyway, i'll see a therapist sometime, my aunt said she knows one who could prescribe me antidepressants again, so that's nice. maybe he can help with this also. so yeah, hoping for the best ig and bye bye i'll go get ready for my calculus presentation now <3

[garglyswoof]

If you're someone I talk to, please check out the read more that apparently doesnt freaking work, so sorry random folks.

So my mental state isnt...very good right now and hasn't been for many months. Part of the problem seems to be tumblr for me. I think every day about deleting and almost do it save for a few folks I'd feel bad about leaving. Yet at the same time I'm stuck in a mindset that thinks no one cares (I know I know depression lies but right now I believe it), and tumblr by its very nature and interaction model seems to compound that feeling for me.

So I guess I'm just saying reach out today if you want to stay in touch, as after sending out the rest of the giveaway books I'm either deleting or taking a long, long, long break. I'm sorry to put it on you l, I truly am, but I'm not in a good position to judge whether or not people want to stay in touch and am afraid to bother, plain and simple. I also recognize that interacting outside a chosen shared environment is difficult at best and fault no one if they're not interested in maintaining. I will treasure our interactions on the site and your place in my heart. Not everything has to be forever and I'm ok and respectful of that. As a reminder, take care of yourselves, in whatever way you find works best. Your heart knows, and mine says this is the right choice for me.

#as i was typing this i got a follower #irony idk #anyway bye amd stuff #personal #im not doing this for no please dontdo its #im doing this because just deleting feels implicative of me not caring when i do

[yeoderys]

hm.

#i want to be irresponsible with my money rn but i dont know a single thing i wanna buy #i also want another piercing bc theyre cool and make me feel cool. youd think thatd solve my spending money problem but it doesnt. #cause i dont know what piercing i want :/ i hate being indecive #also. i need recommendations on alcholic drinks that dont taste like alcohol #ive neve been a big drinker cause i dont liek the taste of most the drinks ive had. ive even tried some boozy milkshakes and im still :// #like. cant i just have something alcoholic without it tasting alcoholic but also without cutting back on the alchoholic content within it? #:( most the things my mom says 'doesnt even taste like alcohol' 100% does cause she drinks more than me so she doesnt pick up on what i do #but if i keep puckig up on it i wont drink it and therefore will neve rget used to the tatse #its a constant cycle. #anyways if anyone is still reading to this point (i only suspect ira and maybe bri if she gets online) recommend me somethjng good pls #tired of shitty tasting stuff . goodnight #also tell me piercings u thunk are cool amd i will check them out. :) #ok now gn #bye

[vanityloves]

y'all are that couple that take 20k words to make eye contact and the double to hold hands

each doc i have of chef/medic stuff is minimum 1k and i have no idea how many docs i have but.

can i just say this was like, my second fic ive ever attempted to write and when i gave up on it, the last paragraph was ab Chef pulling his hands away from them and feelin bad ab it. i fucking hate these bitches.

#i cant share it bc its actually ns./fw LMAO which is probably why i didnt continue it bc i cant write that stuff. unless? #but lol its a weird comfort fic xoxo #'They took ahold of his hand in their own. Feeling their relutance he leaned back creating enough distance to glance down at them. #stupid assholes. #both of them @ each other and themselves: bro read the room!!! #them anyways: 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎‍♂️ #bye. they are just sitting there. #r u guys ok? no. dont ask us ever again. #wanna know how it started? #chef contemplating every single interaction theyve had with him up to this point and trying to figure out if he actually Gets Them #and then standing there. in the dead of night like open up b4 i cry king n hes like 👁👄👁 yes bitch? on god? #☄ humansona of chaos ☄ #ask reply #my brain hurts thinkin ab this #theyre fucking stupid. im not even kidding. stop being emo just say u like them ♡ #chef: im gonna let him *** ** bc idk what else to do #medic: hold on now . wait a damn second - #stupid fucking simps. #long story short. i ramble too much amd this wouldve been a 6k word fic if i actually sat down to finish it

[beebfreeb]

DRANK A BUNCH OF SODY AND I AM FEELING THE AFFECT.S CAFFINE AND ADHD MOMENTS

MOEMTNS anyone know of 70s animated films to show me

#anyway i am a 70s animated film enjoyer #and the l o r a x 1972 is a childhood favorite #amd i am so mad i am so mad #it has been talked abt 2 death what they did 2 the 2012 movie but i am so mad #no idea why rignt now i think its dthe soda effects #like while im for absolutely pathetic male villains they did it wrong #they didnt make him a poor little mew mew they made him soggy #also the 70s&book design is better #its also bc i like villains who KNOW THAT THEY ARE DOING BAD THINGS #anyway yelled abt writing in a discord server enough so like #anyone have any recommendation for 70s animated films i love that shit #funny talking tag #okay bye ilove you #you can recommend 80s ones but ive watched a lot of those #and only two 70s ones #secret of nimh fucks nothing is better thn THAT #i wanna watch the most obscure shit known to man #but like. the good stuff stuff that is obscure bc it sucks should remain hidden from me

[oshicakes]

when your classmates tease you with other guy

pairings. konoha akinori x reader, semi eita x reader

genre. fluff

an. hi anon! sorry, it took me weeks before posting this hope that it's okay with you. enjoy! have a nice day! and also this would be the last for this series(?) i noticed that i already made a lot of this hahahaha sorry about that.

other: shirabu and futakuchi, kunimi and hoshiumi, kageyama, suna and kenma, miya twins, sakusa and oikawa, aone and yamaguchi

Konoha Akinori

you've been pretty busy with your academic stuffs.

you are lucky enough to have akaashi as your groupmate everytime you have one. you are already comfortable working with him since he's been your friend since elementary.

he's also the reason why you and konoha met.

anyway, because of that, you have been spending less time with konoha.

you are almost with akaashi all the time. sometimes the teacher would entrust the whole class's activities and project to be passed to them.

and because of that your classmates gossip about the two of you, how the two of looked good together, how they wished that the two of you date. the lower and higher years would gossip about it too, even the teachers are teasing the both of you!

you and akaashi always made it clear to others that you and him are just friends and that you have a boyfriend.

and each passing day, konoha's patience are slowly slipping away. he's been seeing you and akaashi together everywhere.

"y/n, we have to meet ma'am aomine now."

"tch." your boyfriend scoffed. you were eating with the rest of vbc near the field.

you looked apologetic to your boyfriend and he's just pouting his lips. you caressed his cheeks. "aki, im sorry."

he sighed and nodded to you. you kissed his forehead before going to akaashi.

you were fixing your things, preparing to go home. its actually pretty late and it's already dark outside.

"y/n, do you have someone to take you home?"

"i don't have." thinking konoha's already home since it's pretty late and he doesn't have a practice.

"that's great! akaashi can walk you home, right akaashi?" that started the teasing to the both of you.

"s-"

he was interrupted with a loud bang came from the door that sprung opened. and there you saw your boyfriend, wearing a constipated smile.

"Y/N, MY LOVE SO SWEET, THE MOTHER OF MY KIDS. LET'S GO HOME!"

"aki."

"OH AKAASHI, YOU'RE STILL HERE! THANKS FOR LOOKING AFTER MY GIRLFRIEND BUT I CAN TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND HOME. THANK YOU, BYE!"

after that he grabbed you and your bag then stormed out of the room while pulling you.

"aki-"

"no, shhh." you stopped walking so he'd stop to. you noticed how red his face amd ears are and he's even pouting.

"you're so cute, aki." you kissed his pouting lips then resumed walking. this time you properly intertwined his and your hands. "let's go home."

Semi Eita

you've been dating semi for six months now and no one knows about it even his friends and yours. and you don't approve of it.

and that caused the misundertanding between the two of you.

who wants to be hidden anyway? it's not like youre both having an affair or whatnots.

you heaved a sigh. it's been a week since that arguement with semi and he still doesn't talk to you.

"earth to y/n." that caught your attention. you didn't know that you've been staring at the walls. "are you okay? you want us to have a break for a minute?" your friend, who's a guy said to you.

"im okay." you were surprised when he held your face and put his palm on your forehead. "really, im okay."

both of you weren't aware with the malicious stares of your classmates.

"i knew it! the two of you have a good chemistry!" one of your classmates said and she even clapped his hands and stare at the both of you like she's surrounded with flowers.

"we're just friends." the guy said and you just nodded to agree with him.

"ey, that's where every great love story begin! anyway, one last practice for today and then tomorrow we'll have a dry run for the whole play, okay?"

the day didn't end without them teasing the both of you. they even set the groupchat with a stolen picture of the both of you.

the next day, semi decided to wait for you and walk you home since he doesn't have a volleyball practice.

his eyebrows raised when he saw some students are standing outside your room. what's happening? he thought.

luckily he saw tendou and ushijima leaving the crowd. "what's happening there?"

"oh, someone confessed to y/n." tendou simply replied. but there's a hint of evil smirk in that which semi didn't saw since he ran to you class immediately.

he saw you standing there while a guy was kneeling infront of you with flowers. his ears ticked when he heard someone said that the two of you looked good together.

"NO! Y/N'S MINE!" he barged inside your room. that shout startled all of you.

he pulled you and locked you inside his embrace. "you, let's get this done in the gym. i'll make sure to land a ball on your face."

"eita! stop it, this is a misunderstanding."

"no, he's trying to steal you away from me! what now, huh?"

"calm down, eita. this is just a play."

"really?" you nodded as a reply to him. his ears and face becomes so red. he tried to hide it by looking away from you.

"im sorry everyone. please excuse us for a minute."

you drag semi out of the room and walked towards a hall with no students passing by.

"eita.."

"im sorry. really really sorry. i know that i lost my cool there. please don't break up with me."

"shh. calm down. im not breaking up with you, okay?"

he embraced you. "im sorry. hiding our relationship is really a bad idea. ill make it up to you, i promise." then kissed your forehead.

you returned and were bombarded with curious questions by your classmates. after that incident, semi becomes more clingy to you and let everyone know that you and him are a couple. his teammates teased him a lot because of that.

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #konoha akinori x reader #konoha x reader #konoha headcanons #semi eita x reader #semi x reader #semi headcanons

[organic-guacamole]

showtime

episode 211 let's go

ok first of all, this is the second to last episode guys... I don't even wanna think about how much pain I'll be in after next week's episode

mr mazzara doing the recap-

this is so weird to me and I don't know why

WHY DIDN'T YALL JUST ASK BENJAMIN FOR HELP, THATS LITERALLY HIS THING

is Nini giving out the cards a callback to season 1 when Natalie Bagley said that Nini gave her a card or something on opening night of another musical?

STEPHY AS THE ENCHANTRESS OMG YES

Ricky in the crown gives me Harry styles in that photoshoot vibes

he's so pretty.

ok but why did we never see Ricky and Ashlyn interact before? it's been like 5 seconds and I already love how they bounce off each other and it's just so natural

OH THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTUDIES-

well that explains a lot...

so Ricky fell on top of Ashlyn and all that broke for both of them was their wrist-

insert Jake Peralta *coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt*

of course howie was amazing as the beast, were we expecting anything less??

Ricky is so beautiful and I will not shut up about it....

let me enjoy this before the makeup crew slaps mud on his face.

Nini and Ricky talking to eachother? in a civil manner? wasn't she avoiding him just in the last episode? hm ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CANT EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS JUST LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHATS NEXT? THEY CUT EVERYONE OFF CUZ THEY CANT HANDLE EMOTIONS? ...ha

yes Kaden and Rico, my favourite east high boys 🥰

I mean....where's EJ?

THERE HE IS

EJ AND GINA IN THE BACKGROUND... doing something idek

KOURTNEY'S MOM IS BACK YAY

Howie is a shining star, ofc ofc

the smallest fOrk

can't wait to see the fork burst into song about how she deserves more than to be used to eat salad😌

the duster and the bluster.... ok😃

hi Gina!

hi- oh wow I didn't know Robbie Rotten was in this show!!!!!

the portwell look.

that my friends, is a married couple's look✋

GOSH EJ WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

aww Gina's so excited for this

D word?

Die?

Delicious?

Dom Toretto?

"good, clean fun all alone with someone I dig...a lot"

sir that does not sound very clean to me

SEBLOS

Seb looks so cute standing there next to pope Carlos

DID THEYEY REALLY LIGHT ANTOINE ON FIRE-

I NEED TO SEE THAT

Seb's reading Carlos better than big red read the script in episode 102, this is great development after the "fight"

Kourtney really just made the best outfit for herself and let the rest of them suffer

the way Gina immediately goes to hold on to EJ after the announcement

"tonight we're going to put the U in UTAH"

...

"hey where are you from?"

"TAH"

SEB'S SINGULAR CLAP KILLED ME-

he's officially salt lake city's resident thanos

just wity clapping because for some reason I have a feeling he doesn't know how to snap his fingers...don't ask why

Ms Jenn do you mind encouraging your leads before the show? idk just an idea

pepto bismol product placement smhsmh

those flowers are bigger that big red himself-

*bops along to the opening theme*

that whistle at the end slaps everytime

WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO MASSIVE

I guess they're all here to see Ms Jenn go on as a fork after Nini decides to *go her own way*

wow i am so funny

so they couldn't do many group scenes cuz of covid, but this 300 person crowd is cool? nice

OO THE VIOLIN GIRL FROM EPISODE 6 IS IN THE ORCHESTRA

HOWIEEEEEE

"Mr Caswell", he said, in the loudest voice possible while backstage at a show that's about to start.

Mazzara what are you trying to pull-

I usually like Benjamin but I don't like his tone

"iS yOuR wHoLe FaMiLy HeRe?" LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THATS A SOFT SPOT FOR EJ

"we've had some good conversations these past few weeks"

right so what's going to happen after you graduate?

what does he think of you not going to Duke?

what did he say about you giving the sweatshirt that's been in the family for 3 generations to a girl you're not even dating?

good old Mr. M

therapist Mr. Mazzara, they all need it.

start with Ricky though.

"Michael Bowen"

dude why did you shave, now you look less like "hot lumberjack" and more "creep at the gas station"

OH-

does she not like Mike anymore?

why does it sound like jennzzara started dating and now they just sit back and talk smack about everyone in their freetime

break the fourth wall-

uhhhh im scared

why am I scared

he's scary

hehe flowers for Ricky, obviously for Ricky, ObViOuSLY

oh boy poor Michael

this man is in love, rip

why does Ms Jenn always look at people with her eyes open so wide

LILYYYY

I'm only excited because I really like the idea of lily and Ricky being friends, nothing more.

ha this guy's got jokes

a MOAT AROUND THE SCHOOL

wheeze

also he's very pretty.

"the wolves and very talented humans"

how dare he forget to mention the very talented wolves and normal humans, smh erasure

"being nice, what a concept" ted talk by Lily who still doesn't have a last name

did she just say lol out loud

same with the hug emoji last episode-

go touch some grass babes

the way he didn't say no, but said he didn't know how the east high kids would react-

not saying he does want to date her but that's an interesting thing to think about, also another thing to write an essay analysis on just to leave it in my drafts for a few months

awww lily genuinely trying to help him

sorry guys, I've been taken by the Lily charm (didn't know it existed until now but oh well)

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'LL NEVER SHIP PORTWELL?

just look at me now

the Lily wink I can't she's so cute-

HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY LIL-

David Attenborough?

oh nvm it's Benjamin narrating the show in a really weird British accent for some reason.

STEPHY GOT MORE LINES YAY GOOD FOR HER

also is this to show that Nini doesn't care about being the star of the show anymore? the way she's supporting everyone else even though she's a fork?

I would pay for a special of the full musical ngl

OOO THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SMOOTH

shockingly

yo where did the makeup come from

man I wish I was a theatre kid

THIS IS STEPHY'S EPISODE NOW IDC✋

my girl is starring

"needs an X-factor"

Simon Cowbell creeps in

"it's a yes from me"

and them boom, he takes Nini and mistreats her horribly and then she comes back to theatre after deciding music isn't for her👍

"I thought she just hog-tied him?"

don't ask sebby, it's better if you don't know.

imagine they spotlight the wrong person and this dude is just some random person that likes writing down stuff during shows.

Ms Jenn just let them do what they rehearsed (at some point we never saw) or else this is gonna end horribly wrong

"help"

same Carlos, same

I love how seb is just his translator rn

I thought he said "great displeasure" instead of "greatest pleasure"....help?

big red coming out from throwing up to see his girlfriend star is the cutest thing in this show.

Ash and Gina dancing is so fun

I'm imagining them practicing at night at their home, watching the movie for the 100th time and making sure their one dance together is perfect

KOURTNEY YES

HOWIE IS IN LOVE AHHHH

I LOVE HOWIE SO MUCH

SEBBY

THIS SCENE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T KEEP UP

THIS IS SO GOOD

HOW???

no because I'm actually crying

I'm dead serious.

we need this musical released as a special

big red is so proud and I love to see it

Natalie: "if you do not by at least 20 dollars in concessions, you do not support art"

rando in the audience: "but I pay for ad free Spotify"

Mr Mazzara clapping in the distance

Gigi, the guy you like is talking to you, complimenting you and hyping you up

YOU LUCKY LITTLE FEATHER DUSTER

aw EJ teasing her about the chocolates in a way that doesn't make her feel bad? take notes Richard

JORDAN FISHER

there is no rest of the show idc Jordan is it for me

THE WIG CAP ON RICKY OMG

they look like they're high and having "deep" conversations on the floor

THE MEAN GIRL WITH THE EYES-

@sunshine-julie-molina YOU HEAR THAT

Natalie really just be coming for them all

Howie what is happening rn

I'm scared

"did you enjoy it"

"very much"

dude wants a kiss so bad

ASHLYN OMG

NO DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF LILY, PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT

I want a Jordan autograph please

just keep swim- oh pushing...

Gina is literally a giant next to him and I live for it

am I about to cry for the 3rd time in this episode?

yes.

Ricky's leg kicks under the table makes me so happy aw

the portwell glances will kill me.

ah yes, mashed potato snow

Mr. M.... I'm not a theatre kid but even I know you can't have your phone on backstage.

Howie please just do it

CHIP'S BIG LINE I CANT

I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AMD SCREAM INTO MY MASK FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES (I'm not at home rn) HES SO CUTE

oh ok bye Jordan

oo tea

NOT HIM BEING STARSTRUCK BECAUSE HE'S MEETING HIS FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW-

"we're all just glad Gigi has a big brother figure in her life"

excuse me for a few thousand hours while I laugh hysterically

THE CAMERA ZOOM ON EJS FACE AND EVERYTHING-

STOP EJ LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WITH THE STAGE MAKE-UP

someone else said this already but I think it's hilarious that they had to bring in 2 guest characters to create some portwell angst

omg this really is Cici's episode, found family is their thing

elevator music lol

I'm gonna bet that big red took the harness for his surprise for Ashlyn without realising what it was

did Ms. Jenn just....tell her most mentally unstable student....to commit suicide....on a disney show...was that....I'm very....well....what the actual-

oh and there she goes running off instead of trying to make it right

oh wow Nini's the hero, she's gonna save the show 🤩

😐

the judge is doing a sudoku

honestly if I went to the hsm show as well, I'd come prepared for this one too

Lily why are you looking like that-

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU DON'T MESS THIS UP

wow ok, there goes that.

omg

what if Howie was acting weird because he knew what Lily did and wanted to tell Kourtbut Lily threatened him so he was scared to-

anyways see y'all clowns next week when we all simultaneously lose all motivation for the week without Fridays to look forward to.

#hsmtmts #hsmtmts s2 #hsmtmts season 2 #hsmtmts spoilers #ej caswell #gina porter #ricky bowen #nini salazar roberts #seb mathew smith #carlos rodriguez #big red #ashlyn caswell #kourtney greene #howie my pizza king #lily hsmtmts

[princess-of-the-corner]

Human After All: I'd like to know more about A) Lust realizing that Hohenheim had an actual life in Resembool and B) everyone's reactions to Ed and Al sneaking off to do the human transmutation and the aftermath.

Oh boy here we fuckin go!!!!!

Lust realizing that Hohenheim had a life in Resembool:

Oh boy. Okay so this has some setup.

When Lust first meets Ed and Al, she assumes the situation is a lot different. Basically They're close enough to be mistaken for twins, so she thought it was more "one night stand and disappeared from town but their mom remembered the name and told the kids". Because... Why would he stay?

But then Lust babysits Ed and Al on a trip back to Resembool to visit Winry and her grandma. And like.

Lust gets curious about some things. And she happens to see a photo album out that she can't help but look through.

Of course Granny finds her snooping but just lets her look through it and explains that it's from Winry's parents' wedding. And Lust eventually flips to a page where Hohenheim is in the photo.

Lust pauses on it because it's so strange. First in general, of how Hohenheim looks just like Father but also nothing like him at the same time. Physically identical, but the way they carry themselves is.. Entirely different.

Especially as this picture is kinda goofy. Granny tells her how everyone was hinting to Hohenheim that he should marry Trisha since they were already "basically married". And the newly married Sarah Rockbell had given up pn subtly, and chucked her boquet right at Hohenheim's face with a "sorry I was aiming for Trisha!"(which no one belives because she has incredible aim).

Lust asks more on that. And Granny mentions how Hohenheim and Trisha had been together for a bit amd were already living in the same home. And that pretty much immediatly after that whole "lack of subtly" the pair decided "despite not going through legal paperwork we are married now fuck you' and also bonus pregnancy announcement. Which has Lust relize Ed and Al aren't twins.

But it's weird to her. Because like. Hohenheim had a life here? He was with this woman for a few years and essentially got married (clearly the "don't go through the paperwork" is because he doesn't legally exist). But like. He had a wife and kids. One of the kids seems to have been actually planned. Why would he do that? And why did he leave? No one has answers on that, but Granny says that if he did leave, it was for good reasons. Not whatever the town gossips make up for fun.

Granny is a little sus about Lust's interests in all this because like. I kiiinda mentioned this before on my artblog but he way I draw Lust she actually looks a lot like "if Ed was a girl" and considering how much Ed looks like Hohenheim... They basically look somewhat related. Granny points that out and kinda pulls some Gaslight Girlboss Gatekeep of "nope no relation whatsoever my father just worked with him long ago but it's totally not relevant to anything!"

Anyway!

Later, Lust is wandering around Ed and Al's home because that fucker hasn't burned yet. And she just... Sees more of it.

True. It's been just the boys for years but there's still things like his clothes in the bedroom closet or something casually put on a shelf too high for Trisha to have reached.

The two rooms that really hit are the bedroom and the study.

Tbe bedroom is mostly untouched. But she sees a shelf of little statues. It's strange to her, but she realizes all the statutes are made from Alchemy. About half of them have very obvious marks, a sign of a talented but inexperienced maker. Seeing two distinct styles, she cam guess Ed and Al made those.

The rest are perfect. Intricate and flawless. If they weren't on the shelf with the others, she would've thought they were made by some master clay artist.

Alchemically made trinkets as gifts for someone they love.

The study is another beast altogether. A whole library on Alchemical texts. Some even older than Lust. All marked up with someone's notes in the margins. The same person's notes, as the handwriting doesn't differ. Clearly all these are important. So why leave them?

The real hard hitter is a journal Hohenheim left. Of course Lust reads it. The fact that the journal is written in Xerxian is just another punch to the gut, but thankfully Lust can read it.

It has a lot of things but the main info she reads is an entry from when Ed was just born and Hohenheim is discussing worries over how his whole "Philosophers Stone in Human Form" deal might be effecting Ed in terms of like. Genetics and stuff.

But the main thing Lust focuses on is that Hohenheim mentions discussing those fears with Trisha. That he told her what he was and his whole history and everything.

It's... Confusing to Lust. Why did Hohenheim just settle down here in this small ass rural town with a normal woman? What was it about her that compelled him to stay in one place so long? To settle down after years and have a kid? Having a second kid? And telling her about... Everything?

She finds no answer because, from all accounts, it seems like Trisha was just a normal, small-town girl. She didn't even have an interest in Alchemy! Just gardening. Why her? Why not someone at least... Great and powerful to match what he was? Even if no one could truly compare to what he was.

Everyone's reactions to Ed and Al sneaking off to do Human Transmutation:

Oh boy. This is a big plot point.

So the boys had quite a plan to trick the adults. Lust has gone on trips out of town for weekends(reporting back to Father), and she's also babysat the boys on a trip to Resembool before. So the boys wait until one of her trips and tell Roy and Riza that she's taking them on a different trip to Resembool. None of the adults know this until Lust comes back without them and has no idea where they were.

They put it together real fast and all three book it to the train station. Several hours of worried pacing of what could've happened.

Roy and Riza are entirely in the dark of what might happen. Lust though... She knows how the Gate works. And what could have happened.

She knows that There's a Price to pay. And while she was planning on encouraging the boys to go through the Gate anyway, she was supposed to be involved with it so she could trade a part of her Philosopher's Stone for their safety. Obviously just so they don't loose a Sacrifice to blood loss or later infection! Not because she cares or anything! But yeah without her, who knows what the Price may be?

They check the boys house first. They see plenty of blood, which is a terrifying sight. But they also see a trail leading out. And that if the boys are still alive, they probably went to the Rockbell place.

Which yeah. Granny's already waiting for them. She wants to yell at them for failing, but it would be hypocritical sinve she didn't notice the first time around.

She tells them the boys are alive but fucked up. Ed lost a couple limbs and Al is... Hard to explain.

Lust is the first to notice the suit of armor in the living room. The way it's arranged like a child, curled up and hiding, barely peeking out from behind the "arms". Light in it's "eyes", like someone's in there watching her.

She remembers the experiments done on the death row inmates. Puttin Souls in suits of armor. She's horrified, but not surprised, when it moves.

That is a whole conversation. Lust has to pretend she doesn't know how that works(while also questioning how the boys managed it). Al tells them what he remembers, which is just everythiny going wrong and then being in the armor and Ed missing some limbs.

We have a long emotional scene when Roy goes to talk to Ed.

Ed is very much not okay at this point and he's trying to be angry but it's just not really there. And he just asks why Roy is still there. He failed to keep them from fucking up why does he still care? Just go back home and leave them so he doesn't have to deal with them anymore.

Well that's just heartbreaking. Roy just talks to him about a lot of things. And the main thing was that this wasn't just "I'm gonna try and stop you but whoops failed that bye bitch" situation. He's not just going to drop the kids because he failed once. He's not even going ti drop them after months of pushing him away and being stubborn about the whole situation. They're a family now damn it.

And Ed kinda feels like that might be worse, because he threw that away ti go fuck up. But Roy tells him it's not "thrown away". They're still going to be here for him. And figure things out.

Later at night, Roy, Riza and Lust all kinda sneaknout individually. Which does lead to some comedy until Granny catches them and calls them idiots. But all of them were thinking of going to the boy's house and looking over their notes.

Roy and Lust are the only ones who can make heads or tails of the notes. Riza can follow some but gets lost and Granny never was an Alchemy person. Roy's looking more for "what went wrong" while Lust is focused more on "what went right". And Lust does find that though they came very close to making a Homunculus, they did do everything pretty right. She accidentally comments on that, which leads to a horrifying theoretical of "what if the boys managed to make a fake Trisha that looked and acted like her but wasn't her?". This also leads to the more disturbing question of "what was it they did manage to make"?

This is a thing that came up in Canon, but here they get answers of the thing that they made wasn't their mom, and you can't bring back the dead. Ed and Al take that news about as well as they did in Canon as well.

The "possible homunculus" thing comes up too with the others wondering if Al really is Al and not just... Something vaguely like him that Ed accidentally created. (Lust knows but can't tell how she knows rip!). Riza to the rescue on this one by asking Al about something Ed shouldn't know about. So that existential crisis is averted!

Of course there's discussion of what to do to help Ed and Al. Which... Does lead to getting back toward Canon of "have Ed become a State Alchemist". It's debated a lot because ya know. Sure it's the best option to help them have the freedom and access to stuff tk find shit but. Ya know. Roy already feels like he failed to protect these kids once already this is not helping.

Anyway! One more fun scene!

Please imagine once Ed gets the automail arm and just does the clap-slap Alchemy. And Roy and Riza are like "yo what the FUCK???"

#human after all #haa au

[themadauthorshatter]

Soooo...

STORYTIME: Funny thing happened yesterday:

For context: I have short hair. I LIKE short hair. I also like baggy clothing because I like it when stuff doesn't touch me too much and breathing. Having short hair and clothes that does not show my chest, I get confused for a boy.

My age also gets confused by others because I am very small for a 19 year old.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!!

Anyway, I was at the park, because I'm autistic and swinging is my way of stimming, and I was swinging, vibing, zoning out, enjoying the mostly empty park, when these three girls came to the park.

I did not know these girls. Two of them were friends and MAYBE 13 or 14 and the third was a sister of one of the girls and was 9; that I'm sure of because the older girls said so.

So these girls are all together, playing Truth or Dare, and the 9 year old spots me and I think the older two probably saw her and dared her to call me cute.

Aside from, "Tell him. Say it. Just go tell him," I did nit know what these three were doing.

Then, suddenly, from behind me, I hear, "Hey! I THINK YOU'RE CUTE!" followed by a bunch of laughing and giggling.

Cue me continuing to swing and vibe while these threee argue about the dare not being fully completed and I'm begining to wonder if I should or shouldn't tell them that I am a girl.

Seemed right to tell them, but it seemed more fun tonpull the rug out from under them.😈

So these girls start playing in the park amd the nine year old keeps trying and failing to talk to me, and I'm just swinging this whole time, minding myself as much as I can, waiting for the nine year old or either of the other girls to talk to me, because I'm evil.

The nine year old eventually walks up to me and says, "My sister thinks you're cute. She qants your number."

Cue sudden autistic confusion from me(because I didn't bring my phone and I forgot what I was doing) and panicking from the 13 year old girls.

The nine year old runs off laughing with the older girls yelling at her.

All three girls eventually walk up to me and this exchange ensues: (Cast in M- Me, 13.1- 13 year old 1, 13.2- 13 year old 2, and 9- for the 9 year old)

13.2: "Hey, sorry about her she's on something."

9: "No I'm not!"

13.1: "Yeah, sorry. And no, I don't like you. Well, not like- I don't KNOW you, you know? My sister likes you, btw"

9: "Stop! No I don't!"

M: "Yeah. Look, I'm flattered, but you DO know I'm a girl, right?"

13.1: 😲😱🙊

13.2: 😲😱🙊

9: "I know! Yes, I know! Bye!(leaves)"

13.1: "I'm sorry! My sister is gay, or thinks she's gay."

M: (Supportive of the LGBTQ+ and just wanting this to be over so I can swing in peace) "That's... nice, but I'm also 19. I'm just really short."

13.1: 🙊

13.2: 😕

9: "Well, I'm really short too! I'm older."

13.1: "No you're not."

13.2: "Yeah, sorry about all of this."

(All three walk away and I continue swinging in peace😌.)

So yeah. Again, no odea who these three were, but my mom and I had a good laugh when we got home. Not the first time I got mistaken for a boy, but definitely the funniest.

#true story #story time #tw misgendering #i didn't take it personally #these poor dumbasses #sort of a rant post #i find it funny

[summertime4k]

Six Feet Apart // DreamNotFound

just finished writing this thing, lol, sorry about the lack of posts, writers block rlly said "fuck u alex lmaooo"

but anyways, heres a dnf thing lmao

Dream sighed, leaning against his chair as he looked at the ‘Go Live’ button on his screen. He could see the chat going crazy with messages like “WILL HE SRTEAM?!?!?” or “HELLO??? DREAM I MISSED YOU”, which were endearing to him. It brought a smile on his face to know he was able to make hundreds of thousand of people’s days better by just streaming.

The button went red. His livestream started.

After a couple of seconds, Dream cleared his throat and greeted his audience, “hello.”

He smiled at the surge of hello’s, smiley faces, and overall positivity his chat radiated, “uh, hello. Hello!” He moved around his chair and moved his hair from his face, tapping on his desk and reading the chat as fast as he could. “Um, decided to stream today. I have the time, and decided, why not?”

The chat was very happy to see Dream streaming, since the blonde didn’t really stream that often. He’d appear in other people’s streams and videos, but not his own content.

‘Thank you good sir for streaming, you have made my day better’.

“Aww,” Dream started up minecraft, covering his mouth with his hand as he read the dono again. “Glad I can make your day better, that’s like, the point of my content...thank you.”

-

“Bye!” he ended stream and looked at the time, cursing himself for streaming above two hours again. He raided Ranboo, stayed until Ranboo noticed and thanked him for the raid. Leaving when he realized he somehow missed a call from George.

Leaving the stream, he went on Discord and called George again, wondering why he had called Dream in the first place.

“YOU ARE DUMB. YOU ARE DUMB! YOU ARE DUMB! YOU ARE DUMB! YOU’VE JUST BEEN PRANKED!” George immediately left the call.

Confusion wasn’t even close to how Dream felt. He left out a small laugh, “oh that fucker better get back…” he mumbled to himself, calling him once again on Discord.

The british man answered after three rings, his laughter filling Dream’s headphone, “Oh my,” his own laugh caught him off. Dream could just easily picture George laughing to himself, alone in his room with his RBG lights he somehow refused to use instead of the green screen.

“You’re such an idiot,” Dream chuckled to himself, shaking his head as he leaned his arm against his desk, “you know that right?”

“Oooh Dream called me an idiot oh my god!”

“George!”

“Dream!” George dragged out, pronouncing the ‘r’ as a ‘w’ instead.

He rolled his eyes, looking at his monitor, then up at his webcam. Of course, he still hasn’t used it for streams or anything, it was mostly there for times like these with George. “What do you want, George?”

“I just got bored, Quackity is planning something for a stream tomorrow, Sapnap said he was going out somewhere right now?” George questioned.

Nodding, Dream confirmed it and said he wanted to get some more manga, or whatever he had said. “So you’ve chosen me to bother?” his eyes wondered to the bottom right corner of the screen, frowning as he remembered what time it was for George.

“I’ve got nothing better to do, so why not?”

Dream looked back at George’s profile picture, “George.”

“What?”

His eyes widened, as if George could see him, “Isn’t it like, almost one in the morning for you?”

George went silent, some ruffling of papers going on his side of the screen, “I mean, yeah- but I’m not tired! I wanna talk to you Dream.”

“Well,” Dream rolled up his sleeves, leaning against his desk once again amd looking around his set up, “can’t really argue with that incredible reasoning- “

“But with facecam…”

Silence filled the air once again. Dream’s eyes went up at his webcam, and back to George’s profile picture.

“Okay”

“What?”

Dream made sure his camera was ready to go, somehow feeling nervous turning his camera on, even though he’s done it before with George. Biting his lip with his mouse key over the camera option, he finally clicked on it. Smiling when he saw George’s webcam on.

His finally loaded, immediately feeling weird by looking at himself. “This is weird.” he said to hijmself, moving his hair and playing around with it, “how do you guys do it?”

Shrugging, George smiled, looking at Dream through his monitor, “i don’t know, all I know is that when you face reveal, the fans are definitely going to pop off with the edits.” he laughed and looked back down.

“What- What do you mean?”

“They always pop off with like, those cool edits, and they’re especially going to pop off with edits for you.” George went quiet as he reached the end of the sentence, avoiding Dream’s webcam in fear of making things awkward. “Y’know, because they’re all amazing editors…”

Dream agreed that the stans were amazing editors, but his mind wandered off by its own. He began to think about how the world is like currently, with covid and things. He’s glad that things seem to be getting better, Dream only wished that it could get better faster.

He wanted to meet fans, travel the world more, meet the rest of the Feral Boys and everyone from the SMP. Most of all, he really wanted to meet George. Meeting George was definitely what he wanted to do first. Just to finally get to see him in real life, and not through a Discord call like the two of them have been doing for the longest tme.

“What are you thinking about?’

Immediately getting pulled from his thoughts, he and George looked at each other through their screens. “Huh?”

‘You’re thinking about something,” George rested his head on the palm of his hand, “you have this look on your face you always make when you’re thinking about something…” he pointed out, smiling when he saw the blush rise on Dream’s face. “You like- have your tongue slightly poking out- and your eyebrows they like... like furrow a bit, y’know?” his hand made a gesture as he pointed to his own eyebrows.

Dream’s mind got clouded as he looked at George, the want- no, the need to just see him in person grew as the seconds went by. “Thinking about...the covid stuff, and how uh, we could meet for the first time,” his foot tapped rhythmically on the wood floor, feeling himself grow more and more shaky. “Y’know, like we- we could’ve met if covid wasn’t a thing.”

He nodded and took a sip from the water bottle he had nearby, “yeah- sadly covid had to ruin that, and countless other things for people…”

“Yeah…” that made Dream think more, “I wish we could be together…” he sighed, leaning against his chair, heart breaking as he saw George’s face sadden.

“Hey, when we meet, you promise to like- show me around Florida? We can go to…” George’s eyes wandered around his room, trying to come up with a place in Florida, “I-I dont know...a beach maybe?”

Dream let out a soft laugh, nodding and already imagining showing George the beach, and then the playground he used to play in. “I can take you to a park, tell you about how I accidentally kicked a kid’s arm in elementary.”

Immediately stifling a laugh, George’s hand covered his mouth, shaking his head. “God- does the park have a swing set? I love swing sets.”

“Yeah!” he sat up and began to move his hands around. “And like, you get the perfect view of a sunset…”

The words went through George’s ear and out the other as he imagined that scenario. Smiling to himself as he pictured Dream holding his hand while on the swing set, laughing together about stupid childhood memories only the two of them knew because they had told each other. Probably getting off the swing set and chasing each other around, their feet becoming too tired to hold themselves up so they decide to lie down on the grass and look up at the stars, forgetting the distance they had between them. Only thinking about that moment only. Their heart and souls staying there in that second with each other.

“Dream?”

“George?”

The two looked into the monitor, feeling connected to one another, but the only thing separating them being the screens between them. Wishing nothing but to be able to just simply reach through the screen and hold each others hand. If anything, just for a single second could be enough for them.

“I love you” George said, a soft yawn following behind him.

The blond smiled, looking deep into George’s brown eyes, “I love you too, George.”

“Good.” the tired one sleepily said, rubbing his melatonin filled eyes and yawning once more, “you better.”

“You better go to sleep, idiot.” Dream looked at the time once more, converting his timezone to George’s, “you need your rest.”

Finally nodding, George gave Dream a thumbs up and waved goodbye, “Bye Dream, goodnight sleepyhead…”

“Goodnight George.”

The sound of George leaving the call rang in his headphones. Leaving him alone. He turned off his webcam and left the call as well. Feeling blue, knowing it would be awhile until he actually got to hold George in his arms, but feeling happy knowing that George wanted that too.

Dream can’t wait to meet George.

#dreamnotfound #dnf #oneshot #yearning #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #writing #fanfic

[zoppzoop]

HAH MY BRAIN WORKS IN WEIRD WAYS. I HAD THE EXACT SAME DREAM I HAD LIKE 2 YEARS AGO BUT THIS TIME I HAD A JOB INSTEAD OF BEING IN COLLEGE AND THE LOVE INTEREST WAS A GIRL INTEAD OF A GUY.

AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE WAS THE FUCKING SAME. the approximate setting and like the love interest giving me a tiny small bouquet that she made while she was waiting for me (oaky she was i think my senior or my boss i legit dont remember but she had to give me some files while i was on a trip back to home for a marriage or some event idk and she came to a open garden space thingy on the way to give it to me and while waiting she made like tiny cute bouquets for me like with the smol flowers growing there and instead of the plastic to wrap around the flowers she used leaves and twigs and it was so cute) amd when she gave me the flowers my heart was beating so hard bro and then we said bye but idk what happen but there was another girl there behind me who i think was my best friend (it wasnt anyone i know rn so whew at least im not gonna get betrayed and manipualted by any current friends ahahah) and she said sth like hurry up and while we were walking back to our car i want to turn back and tell the boss-lady i like her or some thing or even maybe a proper thank you but i couldnt because miss best friend was giving me the fucking nasty stink-eye.

ALL OF THIS SAME AST TWO YEARS AGO WHERE THE LOVE INTEREST WAS JUSY A GUY INSTEAD.

OKAY moving on we got back home (actually my parents home for the event) and then some stuff happened and i guess i had a flashback dream thing where there was me and a few more family/friends and miss best friend and her husband and idk i guess some bad thing happened or maybe it was some good thing which got turned into a bad thing but then back in real time, the best friend was going around to fine the other 12 people who were onthat table during the incident AND SHE WAS MAKING SHIT UP AND TELLING THEM THAT ALL OF THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH HER FIANCÈ AND WANT HIM FOR MYSELF OR STH LIKE N O MAAM I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BOSS AND I LITERALLY COULDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR NASTY MF CHEATING FIANCE HES LITERALLY CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR COLLEGE/HIGHSCHOOL BEST FRIEND.

Anyways i find some close friends and then later i find my BOSS THERE AHSGAJDGIA but im sad tho because i think word got around and everyone was badmouting me or sth so i told my parents im going to the roof to chill out as usual and when i get there i go to a hiding corner and start fucking crying lmao.

and thats where the dream ends. (this is shorter than what happened i just cant remember the middle parts ahdhshkd)

anyways SHITS WEIRD BECAUSE I GOT THE SAME KINDA DREAM TWO YEARS AGO AND GODDAMN THIS FEELS SO WEIRD

#lish.dreams

[freerebelmentality]

Its the most wonderful time of the year

AN: Ok, I know this took me a really long time to get this done and FINALLY HAVE THIS POSTED. But I ran into personal stuff and finally my laptop broke and I got it fixed and now I have it. YAY!!! Anyways this was requested during the time of the World Junior Tournament when it was hosted in Vancouver. I am so sorry but I finished it. Anyways!!! The request was  “Can I request a Jacob Markstrom fic/imagine? They’ve been dating for a while until the world juniors happen. He’s off for a very long road trip and reader stays behind in Vancouver. She decides to attend a few games then attends throughout the duration of the tournament. Jacob tried calling and texting but she just doesn’t hear her phone. He thinks she’s cheating and when he gets back he distance himself from her. Until she straightens everything out. Is that too much?”

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Its the most wonderful time of the year. The World Junior Tournament is whats wonderful and taking over the cities of Vancouver and Victoria.

Which means the Canucks will be off on a long road trip and that also means your boyfriend will be away as well.

Its Christmas Day and you spend as much time with your boyfriend as you can along with his family. Its not every day he sees them and you’ve always loved his moms company.

“Y/n do you want to come with me on this road trip?” Jacob asks while his family is surrounded the both of you in the living room.

“I would love to but I think I will just stay behind and catch up on some work” you reply wishing you would tag along for the road trip

“Its going to be a long one, you think you will be able to handle it?” his mom asks looking to you.

“I think I will survive these two weeks without him. At the same time I get to spend time with you and my family” you reply while giving a smile to Lena.

“Alright, that sounds good to me. I’ll call as much as I can and we can FaceTime” Jacob replies while wrapping his arm around you.

After dinner is done and you help clean the kitchen with his mom and sister in law. When done the cleaning, you make the coffee and bring out the cake you made.

A treat before going to bed and having to say good bye to your boyfriend the next day.

You look to his sleeping form and smile to yourself. As you smile it begins to fade, a reminder in just a few hours he will be off on a very long road trip and how you debated about packing as well.

“No, I really need to catch up on work” you thought to yourself as you roll over and go to bed.

You feel an arm pulling you closer and being wrap around the person you love. Oh how you were going to miss this.

You wake up early the next day, you wake Jacob up as well and he begins packing. You walk out of the room to prepare breakfast and coffee.

You make a plate for your boyfriend while you see his mom walk into the kitchen

“Is Jacob getting ready?” Lena asks while getting herself a cup

“Yeah, he is just packing and Im getting this plate ready for him” you reply and you hear someone walking into the kitchen

“There are my two favourite women” Jacob says as he gives his mom a side hug and gives her a peck to the forehead.

He goes towards you and does the same

“There is my favourite man in the world” you reply while giving into the embrace

“Are you just about ready?” you ask while finishing up your coffee and food

“I am ready, my bags are by the door” he replies while placing his cup and plate into the sink.

He gives them a rinse and places them in the dishwasher but you were going to do the dishes. Anything to pass time.

You also thought about cleaning the whole house. One day wash the walls in the living room, The next will be the windows, the next will be washing the walls in the rooms. Again just to pass the time.

“Ok we better get going. Mom you coming?” Jacob asks looking to his mom

“No, I will just say my farewells from here. Take care son” she says while giving him a hug.

His brother and sister in law come down and say their farewells as well along with with his niece. Oh how they looked cute together.

Once the both of you get to the airport is when you see the other wives and girlfriends saying their farewells.

“Last chance to change your mind” he says while looking to you.

“I’ll wait for you here” you giggle while hugging him

“Alright, I’ll call once we get to our hotel” he says while giving you a kiss

“I’ll be waiting” you reply and give into the kiss

“You two are gross, get a room” Jake Virtanen says as he passes by the both of you.

“Oh be quiet or else I will hip check you” you teasingly reply.

He gets a chuckle out of that playful threat.

“I’ll keep an eye on him for you” Jake says while giving you a hug

“Thanks” you reply while pulling away from the hug

“Babe, make sure he stays out of trouble” you tell Jacob as he gives you a nod and a smile

Ever since moving to Vancouver with Jacob, you became really close with Jake. He reminded you of your younger brother and have always remained close with Jake.

He saw you as an older sister he can go to whenever things or life got him down. Or just simply to hang out.

“Well I better go” Jacob says as he gives you one more good bye kiss

You melt right into the kiss and felt a little sad cause its going to be the last for the next two weeks. But you are willing to wait until he got back.

You wait until the plane flies off, like any other time you have dropped him off and waited until the plane was in no sight.

As you see the plane fly off and disappear into the air is when you stood there for a bit longer and finally drove off.

You went back to the house and hung out with his family. You always loved spending time with them and when it was time for them to go back to Sweden, the house felt a lot more emptier and more lonely.

Your family came and went as well and that got you down a little.

Finally you buried yourself in a ton of paper work that needed to be, you didnt have enough time before going on holidays.

Once you completed the work is when you went into the office and filed them away. Your boss is in the office as well, finishing up things before the new year.

“Y/n, finishing up a few things as well?” she asks as she enters your office

“Yes, I didnt have time before going on holidays and now that everyone is gone. I thought I would bury myself in work” you reply while finishing up the filing

“I always knew you are committed” she replies with a smile on her face

She always knew she can count on you to get the work done but never over worked you. She always wanted to give you the time to rest and come back to work refreshed.

“I have these hockey tickets my husband purchased and none of us arent going to be in the country. So I was wondering if you wanted them?” she asks in hopes you would put them into good use

“World Junior tournament tickets?” you ask rather quickly

“Yes they are and have good seats” she replies while pulling out an envelope

“Sure, I think I will put these to use. My friends are coming for a visit and now I have something to entertain them with” you reply while taking the tickets from her hand

“Good, I was getting worried because everyone else either got them or going away” she says with relief

She leaves to head home and get ready to leave for the holidays. You leave as well and go home.

You go to the bus station to pick up your friends that are coming for a visit. Finally go to the airport to get another friend. It felt good to have the house full again, even if that meant only for a few days.

The comes as the first game of the tournament starts, Its game day for team Canada and you were glad you took the tickets from your boss.

“Y/n, Im still surprised your boss even gave you tickets for the tournament” your friend Shandy says while looking at the line up to get into Rogers Arena.

“I am just as surprised as you are. I am so happy for these too” you reply thinking about giving your boyfriend a quick text that you are at the game.

You forget when your friends begin talking about other things that are going on with their lives and the line begins to move.

Finally you and your friends get to your seats while the guys went to get drinks and snacks.

“Y/n, the only one who never drinks when we come to visit” Gabe says as he hands you a water you asked

“Well someone needs to be the designated driver for your drunk asses” you reply thinking back to those times.

“Thats right and why you’re always the smart one” he replies while looking to you.

Finally the game begins.

Jacob tries calling, leaves messages and texts bu they go unaswered.

“Still trying to get a hold of y/n?” Jake asks looking to Jacob

“Yeah, I guess she really buried herself in work” he replies while placing his phone in his pocket amd walks away from him.

He takes a walk by himself to get rid of the ugly thoughts he has of you.

“No, she wouldnt do that to me. No” he thinks to himself while sitting on a bench in a park. He sips his coffee

The unanswered phone calls, texts and facetime have gone throughout the two weeks. Jacob is convinced you are with someone and cheating on him most of the time.

His other teammates and friends from other teams have tried convincing him that you would never do that to him and never got that impression from you at all. But he still isnt convinced. He appreciates the talks though but thoughts still linger.

You and your friends continue going to games, hanging out and checking out the rest of Vancouver. Along with whale watching.

Your phone died and never got the chance to charge it or just completely forgot about it cause you also went to work.

The tournament has come and gone.

Now it was time for your boyfriend to come home. Finally.

You asked one of the other girlfriends when they were landing home and she gave you the time. You drive to the airport 45 minutes early before the expected arrival. You were getting excited for Jacob to finally come home.

“Oh crap, I better charge my phone now” you finally remember and begin charging it.

As your phone begins to charge is when it comes to life, text messages are coming through, voice mails. Sixty text messages and countless of voice mails, which is full. You read every text and begin to feel bad for not charging your phone sooner.

Half of the text that consists of I miss you, good night and I love you. The other half is what are you doing?, why havent you texted or called back?, What are you up to? Is there someone else?

“Fuck” you mutter to yourself

You see the plane land after going through your voice mails and deleting everything. You needed to explain yourself to Jacob.

Finally the plane comes to a stop and finally the guys exit the plane.

Jake sees you first before Jacob can even notice his surroundings.

“Hes not happy with you right now” he says and gets into his truck

You go towards Jacob and give him a big hug, he returns a weak one and begins putting his stuff in the car. As the both of you get into the car, its silent.

“Before we go, can I explain myself?” You ask breaking the silence

“Please by all means” he replies with a stern voice

He really doesnt look happy right now

“Shandy and them came into town and we attended the world junior tournament” you reply while looking to him

“But why couldnt you just return my texts or phone calls” he asks while driving away from the airport

“Because I completely forgot to charge my phone the minute it died. Well until today just before you landed” you tell him looking to him in hopes he will forgive you.

“If you even did go to the games. Where did you even get the tickets? They were all sold out” he says never taking his eyes off the road

“I got them from my boss. Her and her husband were going out of the country for the holidays and she didnt want those tickets to go to waste and gave them to me” you reply while keeping your attention on him

He is beginning to feel a little better but the feeling of you seeing someone else isnt fading. He wants to believe but something else is tugging away.

The rest of the ride was quiet, being at home was quiet and eating dinner was quiet. Going to bed was quiet.

Going to bed without telling each other ‘I love you’

No kisses good night.

Just went to bed

Quiet

As the days go by you feel hes drifting away from you. The more you explained, the more he didnt believe a word you said. Nothing

At work wasnt great either. You were distracted and everyone can see that.

Your phone begins to ring and you see its Jake. You slide across the screen to answer it.

“You: Hey Jake

Jake: Hey, how are you?

You: Not so great

Jake: Yeah, I figured

You: Thanks

Jake: You arent the only one

You: Right

Jake: You free for lunch?

You: Yeah, since my person isnt going to pick me up nor will he answer my calls or texts

Jake: I know, Im outside your office building”

He hung up on you and you just smiled as you got up and got your jacket. You walk out of the building and get into his truck

“is he talking to you at least?” you ask once you get into his truck

“Nope, not a single word” he replies pulling away from the building

“He thinks I knew that you were messing around but I tried explaining that you wouldnt. I also mentioned that I didnt know nothing and tried convincing him you did absolutely nothing” he adds while looking for a place to have lunch

“This hurts” is all you say and the ride goes silent

He sees the hurt of your face and he doesnt like what he sees. He hates seeing his best friend, his sister hurting. He hates it.

Finally the day ends and the thought of going home was just dreadful. You didnt like the silence at home.

You walk into the house and you see Jacob in the kitchen.

“Y/n can you come into the kitchen please” he says as soon as he hears the door open

Your heart begins to race.

“I am so sorry” he says while looking to you.

You look up and tried not to form any tears

“Shandy called me and she told me everything. I am so sorry for not believing you and pushed you away” he continues while coming closer to you.

His arms wrapped around you felt amazing, finally feeling complete again and finally just being close to him. After so long of being ignored and not touched.

You were already beginning to feel as though the both of you were over and you feared he was going to ask you to move out.

Thankfully he didnt.

A tear streams down your face and you release a soft sob

“I know you said you werent seeing anyone, its just I had this feeling at the pit of my stomach that you were cause you werent answering my calls or anything. That nagging feeling wouldnt go away and I was stupid” he continues while he still holds you in his arms

“I was getting scared that you were going to ask me to move out” you whisper while pulling away from him

“No. No” he says while looking to you.

“I am so stupid, I should have listened to you but no. I am so sorry” he continues

“You arent stupid. You were just scared as I was. I dont want to lose you” you tell him while looking into his eyes

“I dont ever want to lose you either and Im sorry that I drifted from you. I feel incredibly stupid for doing that. I placed myself in a lonely position by doing that” he says while placing a light kiss to your forehead.

The more the both of you talked it out, the more everything started to feel less empty, lonely and more understanding.

“From now on, Im charging my phone right away then waiting till way later to charge it” you say while giving him a kiss to the lips.

“Yes. Or else next time Im kicking your ass to the curb” he jokingly says with a smile

Oh how you loved his smile, the dimples were always your weakness.

“Do you promise?” you ask as you chuckle as well

He pulls you in closer and kisses you. He loved being close with you and he always felt complete.

#jacob markstrom #jacob markstrom x reader #jacob markstrom fanfic #jacob markstrom fic #vancouver canucks #canucks #reader insert #reader #world junior tournament #forgotten request #jacob markstrom request #anonymous #nonnie #anonymous request #request #fic request

[aweebwrites]

Captivity

(This was supposed to be posted yesterday for the oc slot for pride week but not only is this late but it has absolutely nothing to do with pride so I guess just enjoy.)

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"How did I end up in this mess?" Lucy whined to herself, carrying a stack of books to the non-fictional area of the library that was all but turned on its head after the Overlord's attack. "What did I do to deserve this? Surely I've never did anything bad enough to warrant this? I mean, I littered that one time but I turned back and picked it up!" She set the books down on a nearby table then returned to the piles of books stacked high.

The entire debacle had knocked over entire shelves of books and created general chaos. It's been three days since the defeat of that monstrous dragon that they called the Overlord and the city was recovering still. Rather quickly actually. Cyrus Borg had stepped in and not the city was becoming something out of futuristic fiction. It was amazing at first- but then she kept receiving offers to have the library torn down so it can be rebuilt as some kind of technological storehouse for information. She declined every one. This library was her pride and joy and she'd be damned if they take it from her.

She deposited another stack of books on the table with a grunt.

But that was the very least of her problems.

She stopped by the small mountain of books with a sigh then looked towards the check out desk by the door. In the semi circled space sat an intimidating figure in red, their helmet rested in their lap, right on the four very sharp, very intimidating butterfly katanas. He was seated on the ground, his back pressed against the desk as their long black hair blanketed their face. As if sensing her watching him, he lifts his head, his hair sliding back enough on one side to reveal a piercing, glowing green eye that stood out against a white face with red markings.

Lucy looked away, reaching up to brush her short brown hair back nervously. How General Kozu, leader of the Stone Army ended up at the library was a mystery. She rode out the Overlord's brief reign here in the archives below and when she came back up, it was to him collapsed by the door, using his sword as a means to keep the doors locked.

She sighed to herself, taking up another stack of books.

She supposed it was her fault to begin with. She hadn't called the ninja when she found him like that. Instead, she had tried to help him like he was any ordinary person. But he wasn't. He wasn't even human. There was nothing to do but keep the library closed and watched him. He was far too heavy to move too. The moment she had taken off his helmet to hopefully help him somehow, she had a sword to her neck.

Funny how it only occurred to her that he was a dangerous entity until after she was being held hostage by him. For the past two days.

Her stomach growled as she set the book down and she whined. Water wasn't exactly a problem since there was a small kitchenette the original librarian added where the old archives used to be. But food was. She only stored light snacks in there and she had already ran out. Plus! She smells awful! She should march right over there and demand that he either leave or let her leave back to get apartment. She nodded to herself determinedly then shook her head rapidly. No way! She couldn't! He'd probably slice and dice her and be done with it, no matter how weak he appeared to be. She walked back over to the mountain of books with a sigh. She might as well get some work done while she was being held hostage. Her stomach growled again and she flinched when it wasn't the only thing that growled.

"What is that annoying sound mortal?" The General questioned irritably and Lucy swallowed.

"Um… It's… From me." She managed to say, not changing to look at him and possibly make him more irritated.

"Cease it immediately." He orders but her stomach growled again, as if protesting.

The General didn't like that very much.

"Nononononono! Wait!" Lucy yelled, backing up once the General got to his feet with a growl, long legs making quick strides towards her. "Please! I'm- I'm not doing it on purpose!" She was quick to explain as she was now cornered against a table filled with books, shard swords dangerously close to her person.

"Explain." He says, narrowing his slitted eyes at her. "I don't need you alive mortal. Remember that." He says, tilting her chin up with the blade and she swallowed thickly.

"I-I, um." She took a breath, her heart pounding in fear still. "My stomach makes that noise on its own whenever me or any other uh, mortal are hungry… We-we need to eat food in order to stop the uh, growling. And more importantly… To survive…" She explained, looking anywhere but into his intense green eyes.

She saw him frown, head tilting a little in confusion.

"I can go more into details if you're confused but that's the uh, that's the basics of it. Mortal bodies are different from that of uh… Stone… Warriors." She says, staring at his hair now.

It had… Surprising volume. It needed a comb though. Not that she would risk her life any more than she already was.

"... And this… Food. There is none here?" He questioned, head tilting further.

"N-no. I ah. Ran out of it a few hours back. I would… Have to leave to get more." She says, not needing to meet his eyes to know he was superbly skeptical now.

"You seek to fetch the ninja." He glowed low and Lucy quickly look her head, careful of the sword under her chin.

"No! I don't! I just want a bath and some food! I don't even know how to get to the ninja anyway!" Maybe she shouldn't have admitted that but it was true. "I'll come right back here! I promise! You can stay here for as long as you want! I won't say anything! I just need baths and meals and my own bed would be nice- but I can sleep here! I won't call anyone! I swear! I'll come right back!" She rambled/pleaded, finally meeting his narrowed eyes again then looking away after a moment.

She was never good with eye contact.

He gave a low, considering hum as she all but held her breath. He stepped back, pulling his sword away.

"You have an hour." He spoke and she looked up at him wide eyed.

That wasn't a lot of time but she wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth.

"Any later and I will hunt you down." He warned and she gulped then nodded.

"An hour. Ok." She says, gently scooting around him before taking off, grabbing her bag and rushing out, only looking back to lock the library doors.

She blinked, realising that it was nighttime. Even better. Thankfully her apartment complex was just a block away.

"Oh! Lucy! I haven't seen you since the attack! I feared something happened to you!" Her neighbour Jerry says as she reached her floor, panting from taking the stairs.

"No! I'm fine! Don't worry!" She panted out, pulling her keys from her bag and unlocking her door. "Just uh, library stuff! Gotta go! Bye!" She yelled then locked the door behind her quickly.

"Um… Bye?" He says confused then headed back into his room.

Lucy felt bad for doing that. Jeffrey was a sweet old man but she had- 50 minutes left!

"Crap!" She swore then shucked her clothes, heading for the shower.

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She emerged 15 minutes later and began packing all that she had been planning in the shower. It took another 20 minutes to do that and an additional five to get dressed.

"Shoot! 10 minutes left!" She says, looking at the clock then swung the bag on her back, picking up her pillow that couldn't hold inside.

She paused as she was about to step out then looked back at her other pillow. She thought on carrying it for him for a few seconds then grabbed it too. Curse her overly nice nature. While rushing back to the library, she came to a stop then backed up, looking at the male clothes in a display store. She looked at the large hoodie and bit her lip. She'll be late… She walked away- only to walk back, going into the store.

When she made it back to the library, she was a whole 15 minutes late and very, very nervous. She peered in, frowning once she saw no-one inside. She closed the doors behind her then looked around with a frown. She gasped once she was grabbed, a hand covering her mouth, another holding her hands behind her back, a third holding a sword to her neck and a fourth held another sword defensively.

"You are late." The General growled from behind his mask. "Why is that?" He demanded, slipping his hand from her mouth, giving her one chance to explain.

"I-I stopped b-by to get you s-some normal c-clothes. The uh…" She swallowed. "The armor makes you stand out." She got out, legs trembling.

"So you haven't called the ninja?" He asked suspiciously.

"N-no! I promise I haven't! I still don't know how!" She stuttered out.

Kozu narrowed his eyes then pulled back a little, keeping his sword at her neck. She heard the rip of her bag and internally sighed.

Well. There goes that birthday gift.

He moved the sword away completely from her neck and she chanced looking over her shoulder to see him looking over the hoodie curiously then the shirt.

"I'll have to cut extra arm holes into the shirt but I'm sure it'll fit." She says, turning around to face him.

He looked up at her then back at the clothes.

"These… Clothes. They will help me fit in?" He asked, looking at the hood oddly.

"Yeah. I have to reopen the library soon and people will come in to read. This way, they won't know you're a Stone Soldier." She says then chanced reaching out and taking the grey t-shirt, pleased when he let her take it. "Let me fix it up." She walked around the counter smd set her things down, grabbing a pen and just the shirt.

She then stood before the curious soldier again.

"Um. Mind lifting your arms?" She asked and he shot her a wary look but did so.

She lifted the shirt before him and made a note of where his second set of arms were on the shirt and how big they were. She then sat around the desk and grabbed a pair of scissors amd got to work.

Kozu on the other hand watched the mortal curiously as she worked on the fabric, confused and very wary. The mortal was being… He paused to think of the right word. Nice. That's it. Why? He has held her captive for almost 3 days now. He hadn't expected her to return but he certainly expected the ninja to. He still does. He doesn't trust her and refuses to let his guard down for even a second, especially when he still felt so weak… It would take him a while to recover so for now, he would play along with 'fitting in'. He won't start a fight he doesn't have to… Not yet at least.

"Done." Lucy sighed, holding up the shirt with four arm holes now, the edges stitched with her emergency needle kit to prevent tearing. "Here. Put them on." She says, adding it to the jeans and hoodie and handing it to him.

He accepts them and checked them cautiously before setting them down on the desk. Lucy watched in awe as he began to take his armor off piece by piece, layer by layer. It was more complicated than it seems. Only when he was completely topless did it occur that she should probably stop watching. She flushed, looking away quickly when he reached for his pants. She fiddled with her own fingers, back to him as she flushed heavily.

Well. That's something you don't see in the ancient scrolls.

"This one has no space for all my arms." She heard him speak and she blinked then turned around.

Wow.

He was looking at the hoodie in hand, holding it by the arms with his lower too arms on his hips. That's the least however. The shirt was quite tight, ready to be torn off with a wrong move but at least his pants seemed to fit from what she could tell. It's just… Looking at him as he was now, wearing casual clothes and not intimidating armor… Her cheeks were red.

He was really handsome…

Thick, straight black hair framed his face perfectly, his defined jaw holding a stubborn set to it as he frowned. His eyes were something else. From this angle, they appeared to have a bit of glowing yellow… He met her eyes and arched a brow, holding up the hoodie impatiently.

"Oh! Um! Yeah. I left it like that!" She quickly says, looking down. "We, uh. We Ninjagians don't have two sets of arms. You'll have to uh, wear it to hide that. The um, hood is to hide your face a bit if you want." She shrugged and Kozu looked the dark gray hood over.

"... I see." He says then set the hood down on the desk.

Lucy's stomach interrupted, reminding her that she was hungry.

"Haven't you consumed food as yet?" He asked her, annoyed. "Do so now." He says before she could answer, picking up his weapons and armor.

Lucy didn't argue, pulling the box of hot pockets from her bag and heading to the kitchenette just behind the door by the desk and set it in the microwave.

"What is that device?" Lucy jolts once his voice came from directly behind her.

"It's a microwave. It's used to heat food." She explained with a hand over her chest.

He only hummed, looking it and her over suspiciously then walked out. She sighed, taking her meal out and leaned against the small countertop as she ate. Now what? She can't live at the library but she was sure he wasn't about to let her come and go as she pleased. And how long did he plan on staying anyway? She took a bite as she stared ahead blankly. She was stuck with him. The Ninja won't just swing by the Library for no reason. And even so… He was a living, maybe not breathing relic. She wouldn't want them to destroy him. Maybe… Arrest? But what are the odds that they would do that?

She took another pocket.

But she couldn't keep him. He wasn't some… Thing to be kept. He certainly doesn't appear to be someone who wanted to be kept. She sighed, pulling her phone out from her pocket. Here she was thinking about it like she had a choice. She scrolled through the news to see what she missed. She frowned at a chubby man wearing what she knew was the Helmet of Darkness. She frowned as she looked at it. If he had that then he would be able to control the General. She only prays he doesn't put it on again. If it hadn't been for a friend of the former librarian dropping in as often as she did, researching about everything that has to do with 'The Final Battle', she wouldn't have known as much as she did. She looked at an image someone captured of the Overlord and his army, the General rejoining them. If she was stuck with him, she might as well do her own research.

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Kozu watched the mortal as she bustled around the library with purpose, placing books on the shelves and leaving a few out. He sat by the check out desk, in a chair this time with a hand on his cheek, another on his sword and his upper two crossed. What was that mortal planning… And what was with the humming? He narrowed his eyes then glanced away, looking at the books that lined both sides of the door to the kitchenette, protected by glass doors. These books were more colourful and graphic. His eyes narrowed in on a particular one. He stood, reaching out to slide the glass door back and took a look at it.

"Ah! Be careful with that!" He glared at her from the corner of his eye and Lucy swallowed. "Ah. They're… School books. For children in school to borrow for homework… They're… expensive so we only have one or two copies…" She told him sheepishly, fiddling with a scroll.

He ignored her in favour of looking at the book and began reading through it, twirling his sword in hand. Interesting. This book goes on to explain a mortal- a human's makeup and what does what and why. It was… Interesting. He has discovered at least, the mortal wasn't lying to him about her hunger. He closed it half way in. If this place has a guidebook to the mortal body… Then perhaps he could find a means, a weakness for them. He could hold it over them all and take revenge for his fallen brothers. He gritted his teeth at that and set the book aside. He looked around the library, immediately on edge when he couldn't immediately see the mortal.

He picked up another sword and began searching the room, his glowing eyes missing nothing. He spotted the blue clothes she had worn back over a stack of books then walked over, a sneer revealing two of his three sets of fangs.

"Y-" He cut himself off, realising that the mortal was resting again, laying on one of the strange sacks she arrived with.

Humans need at least 7-9 hours of sleep, he remembered. It was about accurate for him at the moment too. He felt the exhaustion in him with every move. But he couldn't have the mortal thinking him weak. He looked down at her then across to the table that had the other sack and walked over to it, holding it up. Huh. It was… He gave it a squeeze. Soft. He recalled something then took it and returned to the book he left on the desk. The numbers on the page made it easier to find what he was looking for. Two images confirmed his suspicions. Mortals sleep on these odd sacks. He looked the sack over then the images of the two humans sleeping on them.

Huh.

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Lucy woke up with a yawn a few hours later, rubbing her eyes as she sat up.

"Ow." She hissed at the pain in her back.

Laying at such an odd angle all night was bound to do that. She stood then cracked her back and sighed. She looked around the library as she walked away from the desk. She didn't have a lot left. She'll use today to finish shelving books and research. The library should be ok for opening tomorrow. She paused then.

Hey… Where was he?...

She walked over to the desk he seemed to make his base then covered her mouth to hide her wide smile. There, on the ground, laid the Stone Soldier all nuzzled into the pillow, laying on his side. His face was relaxed in sleep as his hair made a mess around him. He looked… Adorable… For a leader of an indestructible army that could kill her at any second. She walked over to her bag, smiling still and took out the sheets she was too tired to take out. She returned and gently covered him, careful not to wake him. She took a moment to look down at him before walking away to the books that needed shelving. Maybe if he doesn't feel very homicidal, she'd offer to do something about his hair…

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(I'll reblog an art piece I did for both Kozu and Lucy that I did a while back in a second. I swear I'll do a character ref for her but so far, all you need to know is that she isn't an em and has a totally normal life and backstory. The only exciting thing that happens to her is the unconscious stone soldier she stumbles across. I have decided their ship name will be called Stonescrolls because why not. I hope you like it!)

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