#general kozu

[em0-alpaca]

hey guys im not dead [the crowd boo's]

#my art #digital art #we're gonna have to kill this guy #lego ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago fanart #ninjago kozu #general kozu #the binding of isaac #tboi fanart #tboi #tboi apollyon #tapeyart

[orion-somethings]

Little thing I wrote for the new AU hehehehhe

A loud booming sound emitted off of the metal door, making Cryptor startle out of his sleep. He breathed heavily and instantly gazed at the door. He lifted the vanta-black covers and threw his legs over the bed then quickly walked over to his dresser to grab a black robe to put on and covers his exposed torso.

As he walked past his bed, he swiftly grabbed one of his swords just in case it was an intruder. He turned the door knob and forcefully opened the door to a tall inhuman like figure with four arms and I stone like texture.

“Kozu?” He said, lifting a brow. “It’s two in the morning. What do you want?”

The stone general stared at the shorter robotic general for a few more seconds before speaking in a rough calm tone.

“The Overlord asked for your presence.” Kozu said. His expression soft underneath the demonic looking mask.

Cryptor slightly scowled at the statement but then stopped midway through.

“Wait, why are you up this early?” Cryptor asked, now leaning against the door frame, his robotic tail weaving behind him.

Kozu just stares in to the red glowing eyes as he processes the question. “I don’t require sleep, remember?”

“Well, I technically don’t need it either but here I am.” Cryptor flashed a smile.

“The Overlord requests your presence.” The stone General repeated with a more demanding tone.

The robotic General groaned and it ended with a hiss.

“Okay okay.” Cryptor said, waving it off. “I’ll be back in a minute.” He shut the metallic door and a click sounded, the door locking.

Kozu stood there looking in silence as he stood outside the door tapping his foot for a few seconds.

A minute later Cryptor opened the metal door now wearing a gray ripped up shirt with the sleeves torn off and black wrappings around his arms. In the dark pastel blue wrapping around Cryptor’s waist held two sheaths that held swords in it.

Cryptor flashed a “ready to go smile” and both of the Generals walked down the hallway both of their horned shadows dominating the floor.

Kozu and Cryptor both walked back in the long dark hallways to their destination. As they waltzed, Cryptor usually started the conversation.

“What do you think he wants this time?” Cryptor asked in a curious tone, looking up at Kozu. The stone General only responded with a shrug.

“I’m not sure myself,” Kozu said. “However, I don’t think he is in a good mood right now.”

‘Fuck…’ Cryptor thought to himself. Whenever the Overlord is in a bad mood, someone gets badly hurt while in the vicinity of him. Its happen to Cryptor multiple times. Kozu…? I’m not sure.

Cryptor gulped down his worry and tried to pull off a smile.

“I’m sure everything will be fine.” Cryptor said.

‘I hope…’ Cryptor thought.

#orion yaps #ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago cryptor #general cryptor #Ninjago Kozu #General Kozu #writing #au #cryptor au

[nyaskitten]

Here are my concept designs for "The Stone Wars" prequel idea that's been spinjitzu-ing in my brain since yesterday

ID's under the cut instead of on the images now because holy shit they're not very usable on the actual images. (ALSO they're long as FUCK!! I tested with like, a v standard, basic screen reader and it took 4 minutes and 30 seconds???)

also please reblog this took a lot of time and I hate how the Stone Warriors came out (aside from Kozu kinda, his head is too big tho) :(

[id:

The first image depicts the Lego Ninjago villain known as "the Overlord" in his "first form". He is seen with four arms, all in varying forms of motion. He has black skin, with several golden markings. He also has four legs, akin to that of his "centaur form" from Ninjago Crystalized. He has a very long, purple loincloth, and he wears grey and gold thigh guards, as well as grey and gold bracelets. He has a long tail with a large tuft of fur at the end, and two sets of horns, one reddish-pink, one white. He also has very messy hair, akin to a mane. The text on the image reads (from left to right) "Overlord's 1st form", "Retractable(?) claws", "2 sets of horns", "Thighs/wrist armor similar to Stone Warriors", and "left hind leg".

The second image features "The First Spinjitzu Master", whose name is abbreviated on the canvas as "FSM". He wears a dark sandy colored gi, with yellow lines on the left, and purple on the right. He wears a golden belt, and black pants. The inner side of the pants has one purple streak and one gold streak. On his arms he wears golden wrapping, and on his calfs to his shins, he wears a darker sand color, with brown shoes. He has a long, golden tail with fluffy parts. His hair is brown and sandy, with a sandy spot in the brown. He also wears a dark-sandy conical hat, and has a braid wrapped with gold.

He has four arms surrounding his body, all floating, separated from himself. The text reads (from left-to-right); "FSM - Post-Soul Split", "Floaty arms", "His gi still has purple, only changes AFTER he beats the Overlord", and "Dragon horns not grown".

The third, and final image depicts four members of the "Stone Army", those being "Kozu", "Stone Warrior", "Stone Swordsman", and "Stone Scout".

Kozu is a large, bulky warrior dressed in red armor, with black sleeves, and red bracelets lined with silver. He wears a dark red belt around his waist, and two sets of thigh guards for each leg, red and silver. He also has armor similar to a loincloth. On his breastplate is a silver medallion with a green gemstone, and a few spikes. He wears a black samurai helmet, (meant to depict the Helmet of Shadows) with a silver mantle. He also wears a red mask, and has green eyes, white "skin", and red markings on his face. He also has red and silver boots.

The Stone Warrior wears red and silver armor like Kozu's however his arms are solely red, with black hands. He has similar thigh guards to Kozu's, and he wears a black samurai helmet, with red horns on them. On his chest is a grey medallion with a green gemstone. His skin is black, and he has green eyes and red markings on his face. He also has red and silver boots.

The Stone Swordsman has a red and silver breastplate, and plated armor that's colored dark gray underneath. He has a dark red belt, and much simpler thigh armor than Kozu and the Stone Warrior's. He wears one pauldron on his right arm, with a few spikes sticking out. He lacks armor on his arms, and instead shows his yellow markings on his black skin. On his chest is a grey medallion with a green gemstone. He wears a red conical hat and a dark gray samurai mask over his mouth. He also has red and silver boots.

Lastly, the Stone Scout is much shorter than the other soldiers, sporting a red conical hat, an archer's arrow holder on his back, a shoulder pad on his right shoulder, a right arm with minimal armor, and a left arm covered in armor. He has a dark red belt, red and silver armor all over his torso, and thigh guards. Unlike his fellow soldiers, he lacks any footwear. On his chest is a grey medallion with a green gemstone. He also has black skin, green eyes, and blue markings./ end id ]

#I KNOW I posted the Overlord yesterday but shut up. I wanted to compile them here </3 /lh #ninjago #ninjago art #ninjago fanart #raine's art #raine's concept art #ninjago a new spin #ninjago prequels #ninjago: before time had a name #overlord ninjago #ninjago overlord #first spinjitzu master #first spinjitzu master ninjago #ninjago first spinjitzu master #kozu ninjago #ninjago kozu #general kozu #ninjago stone army #stone army ninjago

[localguy2]

Do you guys know the origin behind this video?

I saw only a small mention of this on the Ninjago wiki, searched it up on YT and this is what popped up

#This feels like lost ninjago content #The video itself is goofy as always #The og 4 ninja just doing their usual thing #Aka sharing 1 whole braincell #It's always fun to see that #ninjago #zane julien #jay walker #cole brookstone #kai smith #Cryptor #Samukai #General kozu #Youtube

[grumpy-zane]

i feel like youre only one out of two people i know who love kozu

((I feel like every villain deserves a fan, and Kozu is no exception, haha!))

#ninjago #ask #anonymous #general kozu #hes just some linguist who happens to command an army #he menas a lot to me for these reasons

[spicytteokmaraudontuz]

General of the stone army Kozu

#ninjago #kozu #general kozu #stone army

[summertide-treehouse]

⚠️Eyes, Blood, General Scary

Bottom Text

!! Commissions Are Still Open !!

#the kanji is supposed to mean ‘lose’ #loving cryptor day #BUT LATE :C #cries #anyway #trees doodles #ninjago #ninjago fanart #ninjago cryptor #general cryptor #Ninjago kozu #general kozu #even tho he’s just a shadow but NDJDDJDJ #horror art #kinda #blood tw #eye tw #messy art #eyestrain

[lord-of-the-day-of-the-departed]

I once had a idea

What if day of the departed was actually a important part of Hands of time with being more than Cole being human again?

I’ll divide this idea in 3 parts

The changes on day of the departed

The changes on hands of time

And the upcoming changes of the next seasons (I’ll won’t actually write all since is too much to write of)

1-instead of Pythor being a villain we will put a small great devourer has he’s replacement with a fang blade on her mouth but she will be the size of the statue on the city of ouroboros (this is mostly so Pythor return to villainy will be more than attacking Lloyd with a stick) the fights will go like this

Lloyd vs the great devourer (avenging he’s father of the corrupting the devourer caused)

Kozu vs Jay and Brown ninja (once again not personal with Jay but with the brown ninja)

Samukai and Chen vs Nya and Kai (Samukai kidnapped Nya in the pilot so this makes sense of a rematch between the Two and a revenge for Nya)

Krypto vs Zane

Only Chen dies while Lloyd gets to put in a dormant state the not so great devourer and makes the beast shrink into a normal giant snake size, Krypto would be partially destroyed but I’ll rise again once Zane goes to the other after thinking he killed krypto,Kozu gets trapped by the other stone warriors since the brown ninja kept the good old Helmet,Samukai gets roped and Anya taunts him. Morro does the same he did in the original special and warned wu and the Ninjas which have their respective villains trapped. Cole defeats Yang and when they thought the villains returned to the realm of the departed Morro was there like “something isn’t right”, after day of the departed Morro goes with Yang and Yang explains how the spell is not working has it should since they were supposed to return to the Cursed realm and thought it had to work with the departed realm as well but seemingly without the cursed realm the villains were stuck in this realm hill they die again but in Morros case he returned has a ghost so he got the worse part of the deal. The villains go to check on the villains they had captured but Kozu escaped with the Helmet, the same goes for Samukai and the great devourer and according to the security tapes Krypto freed them

2-hands of time:

Samukai returned to the underworld which was now abandoned and seems the skeleton army dissolved after they fought the serpentine and now Samukai wants to defeat the ninjas for dissolving he’s kingdom

Krypto:goes around hacking all the technology he finds with the technoblade he had (which will be the ice technoblade) he ends up to hack a motorcycle and goes to the desert to hide but not before leaving lots of corrupted tech to attack the ninjas, he ends up teaming up with Samukai but both want to betray each other when they have the chance.

Kozu:with a battalion of stone warriors he goes to free the giant stone warrior and now wants to make a new stone army using the great devourer

Great devourer:Once it wakes up the snake becomes docile going around like a child but that’s until Kai goes to the museum to and the great devourer feels her offsprings causing Kai to discover Krux identity

When they get the slow motion hand Morro talks about using the blades to fix their mistake so garmadon would have never been bite,the serpentines never got freed and he never died in the first place but Master wu says “even if I regret all of those things and more, the past molds our future selfs and by changing the past we change ourselves and I love my ninjas the way they are” but then Krypto and Samukai intervene stealing it revealing their plan to use them to go back in time (Samukai to go back just when he dies so he can rule when Garmadon disappears and Krypto to destroy Zane to prevent the defeat of the overlord) Krypto reveals he entered in borg industry’s serves and discovered their location thanks to Pixal knowing it, Morro thanks to being a ghost he’s inmune to the forward Time blade for being a eternal spirit, so he takes the time blade leaving the twins with none but they do get to kidnap sensei wi,The rest of the ninjas get in the hands of time lair has usual.

After that Samukai and Krypto get in the time hands lair thanks to pixal once again and we have a fight between Morro and Krypto with the Time blades but both gets defeated by the twins with the time blades and Kozu with the pause time blade, pausing Morro and taking the forward and slow mo time blades and with that it was thing of no time for Kozu to give the time blades to the twins.

But before… Nya and Kai (and the devourer) get to the meet their parents in which the true is revealed by how Krux used the vermillion to poison Kai with a lesser venom similar to the one that affected Garmadon but in exchange for the cure their parents went to work with him, and they’re accompanied by Kozu who has the pause time blade since he sends a Scout Soldier to follow the Vermillion after they rampage for metal through the city. Kozu got to discover the place of the time blade and got there first and got it first but made a deal with the twins to give him vermillion to make more stone soldiers which the twins accept since they know stone warriors are more indestructible and valuable than any vermillion soldier. The stone soldiers quickly defeat the heroes and then they return to the base finishing the machine and go back in time while Kozu starts massacring some vermillion left behind by the time twins using their blood on statues to make more stone soldiers and he starts invading ninjago but the devourer overpowers the control of the twins over the vermillion making them fight back against the stone warriors, in the chaos Morro flys to the portal in the sky chasing the twins with Kay and Nya. Kozu reveals the real plans Is how the twins undoing the past will drive into the destruction of the devourer awakening the stone army once again but this time without golden power so no one will be able to defeat the overlord

Most things go the same except for Morro staying with Wu to fight. Morro falls in the past while Wu goes like usual

After that we get a scene of Morro being tempted to help he’s past self to go back home but decides to give him a advice “kid I know he meant no harm, if he still loves you he’ll welcome you with open arms” past Morro will remember this which will lead to future Morro redeeming himself at the end of possession. Now Morro will try for things to stay mostly the same in the past

Meanwhile the hands of time return to the present while wu turns into a baby and goes to the future. They are welcomed by the great devourer which frees the vermillion from their control and go back with their mother, meanwhile Samukai gets abandoned by Krypto which try’s to steal the time blades but gets stopped by same, but the hacked car of the nindroid runs over Zane allowing the nindroid to escape

Status of the villains

Kozu:arrested with the rest of the stone army

Samukai:arrested

Great devourer:I’m a sanctuary with her offsprings

Hands of time:both arrested in the highest technology prison of ninjago

Krypto:disappeared

Morro:somewhere in Ninjago (will become important in sons of Garmadon)

3-upcoming seasons

Morro:he’s the one who brings baby wu to the ninjas but stays in the shadows so Garmadon won’t know about he’s presence (I’m still thinking about events after)

Kozu:will join the sons of Garmadon knowin full well what’s going to happen

Samukai:he mostly does nothing till crystalized joining the other criminals to help defeat the crystal king but this may change

Krypto:goes to prime empire and subsequently becomes a virus and recurring threat through the season

#ninjago #day of the departed #Ninjago: hands of time #hands of time #great devourer #general Krypto #general kozu #ninjago samukai #morro wu

[transmascutena]

okay well i dont know how to feel about literally any of what i just read but it was all worth it for this ending

#utena and anthy #manga #m #i guess my general interpretation of this manga is that it's about the student council members trying to deal with their past at ohtori ? #which manifests in ghosts of people (akio and ruka but also maybe utena ??) #but also kid utena is there and is searching for anthy ? and kozue and miki help her do that at the end somehow? idk man #it all feels a lot more abstract than the show itself and i'm having a hard time with that

[bunniii-ylr]

Hey Look, I've Finally Posted Something Pony Town Related!!!!1!1!!1!!1!111

But Anyways, I Rarely See These Guys In The Lego Area Lol, But I'm Pretty Proud Of All Of Em, Especially Morro :]]

(Morro Is The One I Get The Most Compliments On Lol)

#idk #idfk at this point #help plz #aubahbsug suhnsuhnsinsnuusnuns #haha fuck #haha pain #ninjago general kozu #ninjago bansha #neuro ninjago #ninjago ronin #ninjago morro #ninjago griffin turner #lego ninjago #ninjago #lego #legos #pony town #silly guys #so silly

[orion-somethings]

This ship genuinely has a fucking choke hold on me I can’t get out someone call for help/hj

#orion yaps #ninjago #ninjago cryptor #general cryptor #ninjago kozu #General Kozu #ninjago season 3 #ninjago season 2

[utenaesque]

Miki & Kozue 🎹💙 Dall•e 2

#revolutionary girl utena #shoujo kakumei utena #miki kaoru #kaoru kozue #kozue kaoru #kaoru miki #the sunlit garden #dall•e 2 #ai art generator #ai artwork

[carcharsaur]

did kozu used to be a miqo'te? whats with the name?

yeah, the original iteration of the character was a miqo'te back in stormblood (when I first split him off of caranar my first char), but over time I felt myself more drawn to the character and story potential of viera and shifted to that! but... I didn't want to think of a new name LOL. and with the way forest names/viera re-choosing names work it didn't really need to be changed either... and then now it's a part of his pre-arr story that he met a miqo'te that influenced him a great deal after leaving golmore, and upon his tragic death he decides that miqos name deserves to live on and be remembered and tries to live as he should have been allowed to, etc... it's a whole thing and I find it really fun and compelling to play with :]

#when I talk about them I generally call my character kozu and the past figure L'kozu... even though that's confusing #I've considered changing his ign to “Li Kozu” but it doesn't feel right anymore #ty for the ask though :] #car talking #in a meta sense it's almost like the earlier version of my character is haunting the narrative but L'kozu is way diff now #from the first concepts I had for the SB era miqo... it's fun though!

[noyasmashing]

Between Lines

Sub!Kenma x Fem!reader

CW: caught jerking off, reader a lil mean, begging, kenma being a cry baby, phone smut

A/N: Kinda rushed this one tbh.. I don’t know if I’m a fan of it but I liked the idea

WC: 1,360

Kenma's quiet demeanor was a defining trait, one that set him apart from the crowd. He wasn't one to actively seek out friendships, nor did he make much effort to engage in conversations with girls.

However, you were the exception. The circumstances of how your nightly calls began was something Kenma could not recall; but it was evolved from your shared love of video games. But once the controllers were set aside for the night, the conversations continued.

Despite his reputation for silence, Kenma was an attentive listener. He found solace in the sound of your voice, absorbing every detail you shared – whether it was the latest gossip, your favorite TV shows, or the mundane details of your day. He was content with this, offering only occasional interjections or quiet chuckles in response.

When the topic inevitably turned to him, Kenma's responses were dry, stale. I mean, you tried to talk about him, but it’s like he was on a witness protection program. He always found a way to turn the conversations back to you.

You weren’t exactly sure why, as sometimes you would have to ask “Are you still there, Kozu?"

A soft "mhmm" would be his only response, a subtle reassurance that he was indeed still listening.

Tonight was no exception. The clock ticked past 10:00 pm, leaving Kenma’s room dark as he lay on his bed, phone pressed to his ear. Your voice filled the room, animated and excited as you recounted the latest episode from your favorite TV show.

"But can you believe that plot twist?" you exclaimed, your excitement palpable even through the phone.

"Yeah, it was unexpected," Kenma replied, his tone calm but laced with a hint of amusement.

As the conversation continued, Kenma found himself lying there, feeling embarrassingly aroused. Lately, he had been struggling to find release, but there was something about the sound of your voice that seemed to make him undeniably hard.

His hand started to wander lower, venturing into forbidden territory where his boxers were already dampened with precum.

"That reminds me, Kozu! What you pulled off during the last match was pretty impressive," you enthusiastically complimented him, completely unaware of the effect your words were having on him.

“o-oh really?” He asked shakily, shamelessly teasing his overly sensitive pink tip.

"Mhmm, good job, Kozu.” You chuckled, praising him once more for his gaming skills.

Now, of all times, was the worst moment to praise him like that. He was already so aroused! The tone of your voice, your affectionate words, and just your presence in general was too much for him. By now, he was shakily jerking himself off, beads of precum leaking out of his tip.

He attempted to stifle his sounds of pleasure, but his efforts were in vain as a loud moan escaped him, broadcasting through the mic. His moment of ecstasy was abruptly halted when the realization of his mistake hit him.

"Kozu?" you asked, surprised at his unexpected reaction. Kenma didn’t know what to do with himself. He could die right about now. The one time he decided to let into his urges and he gets caught!

Before he could gather his thoughts to respond, you continued with a mischievous tone, "Have you been getting off to my voice every night?" Kenma's cheeks flushed even deeper as he struggled to find words, caught off guard by your bold question.

"N-no... I just... I'm sorry," Kenma whimpered out, his embarrassment evident in his voice. Somehow, he found himself even more aroused than before. Being caught by you had an unexpected effect on his body.

He braced himself for your potential reaction—scolding, perhaps even the silent treatment, or worse. But instead, your voice cut through his panicked thoughts, softer than before, calm and understanding,

"Did you cum yet?" you asked curiously, your tone indicating a desire to help with his predicament.

"W-what?" Kenma asked, still expecting a reprimand from you, his confusion evident in his voice.

“Cum? Did you?” you asked, this time with a slightly firmer tone.

"N-n, no.. no I didn’t," Kenma told you anxiously, unable to believe you would ask him something so intimate.

“Do you want to?” you inquired, your tone still gentle, yet probing. Kenma couldn't decipher how you felt about the situation, but he responded with a shaky "yes," although it was an obvious answer.

Your light laughter filled the air, further fueling Kenma's embarrassment. "I won't stop you, Kozu. I was waiting for something like this to happen," you admitted seductively, your words sending a shiver down his spine.

Kenma let out a soft whine, feeling a mixture of embarrassment and arousal coursing through him at your candid admission.

His hand slowly made its way back down to his aching cock, ready to relive himself of this burning feeling.

"What... what do you mean?" Kenma let out shakily, running his hand over the length of his throbbing erection. God, he was incredibly turned on right now, teetering on the edge of climax with every touch.

"Oh, come on," you teased, as if he should have known what you meant all along, though maybe he did, he wasn't sure. "Do you think I spend hours talking to you even when it’s late just for fun? I like you, Kozume. I really do," you confessed, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

This time, Kenma let out a loud moan in response. You? You liked him? It was all too much for him to process.

"I want to see you," he whined, his voice filled with desperation, the sound of his frantic movements against his cock audible through the speaker, causing you to clench around nothing.

"You sound so pretty right now. I wish it was my hand doing the work for you," you remarked, ignoring his attempts at flattery.

He continued to diligently pleasure himself, while you comforted him with soft words, unwittingly encouraging his actions.

His breath became heavier, punctuated by moans and whimpers. "Please," he breathed out, nearing the edge of his climax.

"Please what, Kozu? Do you want to cum?" you asked warmly, causing him to nod his head rapidly, as if you could see him.

"Hmm?" you questioned at his silence. He let out a shy "can I?" seeking your permission for release.

"I don’t know…" you trailed off, feigning contemplation. "I’m kind of upset you touched yourself to my voice without me knowing. You're such a little pervert," you chided, and Kenma couldn't help but let out a mangled sob, his hand slowing its pace in response to your disapproval.

Hearing his slowed motions, you quickly scolded him,

"Don’t slow down if I didn’t tell you to.” This time you were much harsher than he expected. Tears began running down his burning cheeks, small apologies leaving his wet lips.

“If you wanna cum, beg," your demeanor shifted quickly, fueling his arousal even more.

He couldn’t believe you would make him do something so lewd, but he was too far gone to stop himself, "Please.. p-please [name], 'wanna cum so bad! I'm sorry.. mm sorry!" Kenma's voice came out in pitiful sobs, his desperation evident.

The sound of your tongue clicking, as if you weren’t satisfied with his pleas, only made him more desperate.

“I don’t know… maybe I should make you wait until I can touch you,” you remarked. But all Kenma could focus on was the “until I can touch you.”

The thought of you, looking at him with those pretty eyes as you made him cum on himself over and over again, was too much.

He let out more pleas and whimpers, his hips buckling pathetically into his own hand.

“I need to cum, it hurts. I haven’t in sooo long. Please, just this once.. one time,” he rambled, trying to convince you.

"Alright baby, let it out," you finally relented, and Kenma's moans grew louder as thick white ropes of cum flew out from his sensitive tip, coating his pale stomach. Small thank yous and pieces of your name left his lips as he hit his peak.

"Who knew someone so quiet would moan so loud," you remarked, a hint of amusement in your voice.

#sub haikyuu #dom reader #hq kenma #kozume kenma #kenma x reader #sub!character #sub!kenma #haikyu x reader #haikyu smut #haikyuu #dom!reader #phone #begginer writer #haikyu x you #kenma x you #kenma x y/n #haikyuu kenma #kenma #kenma fluff #video games #smut

[saionjeans]

i love miki and kozue so much because they are like a perfect distillation of the show’s themes in its purest form. miki is literally the one to coin the term “sunlit garden” as a central motif/narrative device/mechanic illustrative of theme throughout the show. the piece plays during utena’s memories of the prince. the sunlit garden has since gone to seed. kozue likens herself to a wild animal, dehumanizing herself through the logic of animalism while simultaneously refusing to be classified as livestock (nanami and anthy both get barn sequences; kozue fancies herself liberated). she still refers to miki as her big brother even though they are literally twins. their desires are not literally incestuous, but rather figuratively incestuous; incestuous only insofar as it is a tool used to the reify the sanctity of the nuclear family. their parents are divorced. they used to play piano together, but kozue was merely flitting her hands over the keys while miki assumed she was not only a genuine participant, but the true virtuoso between them. kozue sees sex in general as a vehicle of control, and that in participating in her own exploitation willingly, she can in fact liberate herself, and even gain the power to exploit others. miki views sex as something to be feared, a phenomenon relegated to the world of adults, and that if he simply ignores it, its consequences cannot hurt him. kozue is constantly impressing the frequency and depravity of her sex life to miki, while simultaneously protecting him from the consequences of this adult weapon being used against him. akio gets to her, and suddenly she no longer protects him, but rather encourages it. he is a prince, and she is a witch, a rose bride. they both play their roles. they are twins. yin and yang, light and dark, two sides of a mirror, a window that frames a false mythos. their commitment to their seemingly opposed yet shared delusion exposes its inherent fallacy through illustrating it so plainly. miki wants her to regress, kozue wants him to grow up. they both want to go back to that sunlit garden, but stasis is impossible. eternity is an illusion. their garden has gone to seed.

#I love these little freaks why does no one seem to care abt them as much as i do :( #kozue #miki #manalysis #u #analysis #fun fact. i first learned the phrase ‘gone to seed’ from reading hamlet #somehow i still remember that

[baratiddyappreciator]

Hey honey bun sugar plummmm!! Could I get a baki characters with a s/o who has a fat ass (me)

Why of course, thine blessed thiccness will be appreciated!

Baki:

He's more of a tits guy (mommy issues, we all know this) but he absolutely doesn't complain about a bit more cake either. Be it a bubble butt or just genuine cake, he does not mind in the slightest.

That is his ass, thank you very much, so catching others staring or trying to cop a feel will very much wind up in him dishing out swift justice. He's chill about most things, and he doesn't mind others appreciating you as a whole, you're stunning, he knows it, but when they're being gross and pushy about it, that's when he'll step in.

He's got a habit of grabbing people's hips when he walks passed them, he may or may not cop a slight feel with you though. He doesn't mean it to be creepy or pervy, but he can't help but admire the curves you graced him with.

He's got his own cake as well, don't forget that, so the two of you walking side by side out in public earns a lot of stares for many reasons, but the fact that the two of you combined are an entire bakery might also have something to do with it.

Kozue:

Girl is flustered. Literally everyone around Baki that she ever met was cheeked up, and she knows how to appreciate a good behind, but she's a lot more shy about it than, say, Chiharu or Katsumi.

Worried about wardrobe malfunctions? Not while she's around, she is on it. Doing it to be considerate? Absolutely, of course. But was she also watching your ass before the wardrobe failure? Maybe. Perhaps. Perchance, even.

She's the kind of person to look through clothes online and show her friends when she finds things that she thinks would suit them or that they would like, so if you mention wanting something to accentuate your butt a bit, she'll pull out an entire folder.

Lord help her if she catches you in swimsuits, she won't know what to do with herself. Does she admire openly? Does she touch? Please help her lmao.

Hanayama:

Firm ass admirer, but in private. Only he is allowed to admire your ass, that's final. You don't get to stand while he's sitting down, he'll pull you straight into his lap and keep those big meaty hands on your waist, trapping you in place. You don't get up until he lets you.

He won't spank you, but he will give you light taps every once in a while. Just know: he absolutely wants to wind up and slap the soul out of you, but he won't because he doesn't want to hurt you.

You wanna wear clothes that accentuate your butt? It had better only be for his eyes, he's not going to tolerate other people looking at your buns, those are his to admire.

There will be times where he just lays down with you, acts super sweet and everything, and then just grabs your ass. For no reason. It's like watching a cat stare at something on the edge of a table before they knock it off.

Admires your ass while clothed, and while naked. You aren't safe from him, even if you're sitting down, because no matter how strong or heavy you might think you are, you are nothing compared to his strength.

Chiharu:

A menace. He will walk up to you and smack your ass so gotdamn hard that you just won't know what to do beyond pass away on the spot. He sees nothing wrong with it, and he will continue to do this. There's no rhyme or reason either.

Are you getting nasty with him? Don't let him near your ass, because he will bite you, it will hurt, and you can't even get mad at him because he does it out of sheer love.

Steal his pants. I'm serious, steal them. Just walk out with them on, he'll practically break his own neck doing a double-take. They look great on you, and they're incredibly comfortable. It's a win-win!

Feel free to torment him by returning the favour by the way, he knows he can be a bit much, but he can take what he dishes out and more.

Katsumi:

Problem child. He'll use any excuse he can to get at you in general, he's very touchy. That being said, we have seen how efficient this man is at slapping things. He slaps you once and it's over. He slaps your butt and you're going to need ice.

He's also the kinda guy to bite your butt, for no reason. Fresh out the shower? Chomp. Trying to relax in shorts? Chomp. He doesn't even try to explain or justify it, he just does it.

Much like Chiharu, you can return the favour. Unlike Chiharu, he's going to play up every little bit of his response. Did you slap him back? Oh he's going to moan and whine, and by the time you get him to shut up, you're both laughing so hard neither of you can breathe.

He will try and get you into a karate uniform from the Dojo. Is it for personal reasons? Mayhaps. He thinks that it'll look good on you either way, either way he'll get a nice look at his precious in a karate uniform.

Jack:

I don't want to say that he doesn't care, but he just doesn't make a big deal about it. He thinks you're stunning and perfect just the way you are. Does he appreciate a bit more to hold onto? Sure thing! Is he going to start grabbing at you randomly? Not really, no.

Does he occasionally admire? Oh absolutely, he managed to bag you, he's going to admire you every chance he gets. He's a bit dense, but he's not blind.

That being said, if you dress up all nice for him, all of what I've previously said goes straight out the window. He is LOOKING (respectfully) and he is going to be touching, mentally prepare for that fact, because once he starts he's not going to stop for a while.

Lord help anyone that dares to even think of copping a feel or admiring while he's around. He may be pretty, but this man is a solid 8ft tall and has a natural glare that could kill an army.

Kosho:

Also doesn't make a big deal out of it, but you know that he loves ass just by looking at him. He'll admire, he'll touch, and if you're laying on your stomach, he'll use the booty as a pillow in a rare moment of relaxation.

If you really want to drive him wild (re: insane) then wear some tights around the house. He's going to behave himself, he swears, but if you bend over one more time he cannot be held responsible for what he's about to do.

Which is to say that he'll slap the soul out of you and then drag you back to the bedroom. Will you emerge alive? Who knows! He doesn't, and you probably won't either.

Kureha:

He cares, but he's a bitch, so he'll make it seem like he doesn't. That being said, he's so incredibly obvious about his stares and his little hand twitches while he definitely doesn't fantasize about grabbing a hand full that it's almost comedic.

He lowkey (re: highkey) worries about your back, so sometimes he'll just walk up, grab your waist and start rubbing little circles into the base of your spine under the pretense of being bored and wanting to see what you're doing.

He will buy you clothes and expects you to wear them, because he likes they way they look on you. Even if you only wear them around the house for him, he'll be pleased.

Why yes, he is jealous, how did you know? If he catches anyone even so much as glancing at your butt, he's going to glare them into another dimension.

Retsu:

Virgin monk is a virgin, and he was raised not to stare because that's rude. That being said, he can't help it, he thinks your butt is beautiful and he'll outright tell you that whatever you're wearing looks flattering. Has he said this while you were naked? Yes. Yes he has.

Once he gets more comfortable, he's all about grabbing and squeezing at your hips, thighs and butt, though it's all in good fun, he means well by it, and he absolutely appreciates you letting him do this.

He has such comfy pants, much like Chiharu, so you should absolutely steal them from time to time. You know those things are flattering, you've seen them on him after all.

If you ever want someone to watch your form while you're doing squats or lunges, he's your guy, because unlike the others, who would absolutely take this seriously and not just use it as an excuse to stare at your butt the entire time.

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