#ask a roach

[belovedroach]

could you draw a Chibi Crowley and Chibi Aziraphale? please

Since you asked nicely, sure!

Chibis are not my forte

#ask a roach #good omens fanart #good omens #fanart #sketch

[yooo-lets-go]

Wish you were here

#I am back in the fucking building again #time to check all the asks I got #call of duty #ghost babygirl #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #cod mw2 #cod soap #cod ghost #cod roach #cod gaz #call of duty modern warfare #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghostsoaproach #johnny soap mactavish

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

#solarpunk #anti pesticides #ani rambles #this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like #I’m scared of roaches. i’m fine with them outside though #my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to #keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida. #if I tell them ‘hey actually we shouldn’t spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense) #theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches #and if I tell them ‘nothing suck it up buttercup’ they’re gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays #we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe I’m not looking in the right places but I genuinely don’t know of any #like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like #thats one person. anecdotal. and I haven’t seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet) #idk man I’m going to bed. #might delete later #house pest saga

[frogchiro]

Reading your hybirds, makes me wonder, who's the biggest (in physical body form) in between them all? 🤔🤔

Seeing you always describe hybird Simon like he is the biggest/alpha amongst them all? So i don't know if he is just huge in physical form, or you buffed him up with the hybird breed.

/gen curious ask

And their knot size from biggest if u will ahaaaaa who said that....waaowww

Dw nonnie this is a very important question!

Out of the big four it's Simon who's the physically biggest and strongest and most virile, therefore he's a kind of unofficial alpha/pack leader; he's the main protector and gets to mate first with Kitty♡

Then we have Johnny who is slightly smaller than Ghost but very bulky and strong like an ox! He's younger than Si, still very excitable and very...passionate when it comes to life be it guarding the chickens or mating :(

Then in regards of size we have Roach whose canon height I don't know but I write him as generally smaller and less bulky than Simon and Johnny, more lean like a real Dalmatian! My boy Gary may be quiet but he's a little shit who always seems to get in trouble with Johnny since they're almost the same age and feed off of each others energy.

Then we have Kitty!Reader who is just generally described as smaller than Simon and Johnny so you can apply whatever you want♡ She's a 'lazy menace' because her only real job is to walk around the farm and raport back to Simon if she caught something weird happening, otherwise she likes to lounge in the sun or in her pretty pink blankets and pillows that she managed to put in her nest in the barn♡

Bonus!!

Bull!Price is for now the largest hybrid! Strong and bulky with burly shoulders, mean horns and a carpet of thick hair down his well build chest, tummy and down his thick happy trail. Very big and usually quite calm but has a very no-nonsense attitute and will chase away anyone who is disturbing him when he naps :(( Kitty likes to bat at him playfully and Price will just blink lazily and chuff at her and nose down her soft body to nudge against her hip or pussy and lick at her with his broad tongue to which she mewls and scurries away while John just chuckles at her💔

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #hybrids au #hybrid au #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #john mactavish x reader #gary roach sanderson x reader #gary sanderson x reader #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley cod #simon riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #captain john price #john price

[glitterock]

having butch lesbian friends that fix the holes in your wall >>>>>

#everyone say thank you robin #they also killed a roach that was apparently in our apartment when i wasn’t looking without me having to ask which was so kind !!! #being friends with butch lesbians is my fav thing

[yi3248]

this came to me in a dream

a sooty + burns version below read more

#call of duty #cod roach #gary roach sanderson #cod mw2 #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #my art #sometimes ghost still hears his voice #dont ask me about the timeline because it jumps around based on what i wanna do

[temeyes]

OMG I LOVE YOUR ROACH!! MY ROACH GIVE YOUR ROACH FLOWERS

I LOVE YOUR ART! OMG I LOVE YOU

my roach LOVES your roach's flowers!!

#hehe glad ya like him!!! #answered asks #goose9743 #my art #2024 #call of duty #roach cod #gary sanderson #gary roach sanderson

[fixfoxnox]

Mw2 headcannons where Shepherd kills us as bait and sends a video of it to the team...

Oh boy oh boy this is dark isn't it? This should be fun though. Not sure if you wanted this as romantic or friendship so I'll try to toe the line.

141 Sent A Video of Reader Dying

Warnings: Reader Death, gunshots

Price is the one the video gets sent to, Shepherd knows that if it gets to Price the rest of the 141 will see it too

Price has been stressed about you being taken hostage by Shepherd, and while he's tried not to think the worst, he knows immediately what the video is as soon as it shows up.

The second he looks at it and sees no letter or anything attached, a part of him just knows. A part of him starts grieving right then.

For the rest of the 141, Gaz and Soap had been staying pretty positive.

It was clear that Gaz was feeding off of a lot of Price's energy, so while he knew the possibility, he'd been cautiously optimistic about getting you back.

He was one of the younger members of the team and while he'd seen death, it had never been anything as close as this. So in his mind, the possibility of you dying just didn't seem real.

There was no world for him in which he wouldn't eventually see you again and get to have your warmth to brighten up his days.

For Soap, he wasn't even letting himself consider the bad that could happen.

Even when Price and Ghost were trying to keep him realistic, to him there was just no world in which you didn't come back. He never even questioned it for a second.

Your disappearance didn't seem to bother him, because he expected that by the next week you'd be right back at his side, teasing him about something or the other.

For Ghost, he was probably the most pessimistic of the group.

Ghost has seen loss. He's seen loss and he knows what men like Shepherd are capable of, what they'll do to prove a point

So the second that Ghost hears that Shepherd has you, he practically already starts grieving.

He's more quiet and reserved from the rest of the group and when he refers to you, its already in past tense.

He and Soap butt heads a lot during this time. Ghost isn't being positive enough for Soap's taste, and Soap isn't being realistic enough for Ghost's.

Several times, Ghost just closes his eyes and tries to picture your voice and your face. He wants to commit you to memory, keep everything fresh enough that he can't forget.

Roach doesn't know what to think.

He's worried out of his mind and his brain keeps bouncing between grief and determination to get you back.

A part of him wants to just sit still and do nothing, a part of him is frozen in that state, just numbness as it tries to work through what is happening

The other part of him is working his ass off. This part doesn't care about processing what happened, it just wants to have you back.

He's already planning your return meal, the breakfast and lunch and dinner he'll make for you as he recovers.

Similar to Price, as soon as Ghost see's the tape, he knows.

Price walks in to the meeting room with it, Laswell trailing behind him and Ghost sees the little tape in his hand and his mouth just snaps shut. He doesn't say a word.

Price warns the group flat out. He tells them whats likely on the tape, he tells them that if they don't want to watch, if they don't want the chance of seeing, then they can leave

None of them leave. They can't, not when it comes to you. They have to see.

The video starts and immediately they're all on edge. There's you, tied to a chair in some dark and dank room.

You look tired and even over the video they can see the cuts and bruises on your skin, the way your clothes are torn and cut, how defeated you look.

Shepherd starts talking. He's walking around you, stopping behind you to place his hand on your shoulders. When he does you flinch.

Soap is seething as he watches the video. Roach seems frozen in place, Gaz is wringing his hands together nervously, Ghost hasn't moved a muscle, but his whole body is tense. Price seemed defeated.

They only pick up on bits and pieces of what Shepherd says, they're so focused on you.

They pick up on Shepherd saying that you've given them nothing, stayed loyal and kept your mouth shut no matter what they tried. Each of the boys feels pride flood through them at that.

But, of course, the video has to end and Shepherd brings things to a close.

He stops behind you in the video. "If we can't get anything from them, the least we can do is send a message."

He pulls his gun out. You don't flinch as you feel it press against the back of your head. You just stare forward at the camera, unmoving.

The gunshot rings out and your body slumps forward. The video cuts off and the 141 are left in the silence of what they've just seen.

It doesn't take long for tears to start falling. For Soap to collapse with his face in his hands against the table. For Gaz to look to Price, hoping to see something only to be met with the signs of clear grief on his face. For Roach to feel tears slide down his cheeks as he stares forward, completely unmoving. For Ghost to get up and leave the room, unable to sit with the group any longer as grief consumes them.

A cloud lays over the 141, they've lost one of their own. They have to start grieving.

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #task force 141 #headcanons #taskforce 141 #taskforce 141 x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #gary roach sanderson x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #captain john price x reader

[a-man-of-questionable-morals]

hello :D

i would like a hug, from everyone. even ghost if he decides to. also i lov ur art and i will (probably) be back.

-🐌 anon

an order of hugs for 🐌, on the house <3

#come again soon <33 #call of duty #cod #cod fanart #cod mw2 #art #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #captain john price #gary roach sanderson #kyle gaz garrick #anon ask #🐌 anon

[hurrraaid]

Your Roach has green eyes?! AHH! He's gorgeous!

Yeah, I don't tend to like colouring my art anymore, so I guess it's hard to portray my hcs of eye and hair colours.

But in all aus except cryptid hunter au I have green eyes for roach. He has brown/Amber eyes in cryptid hunter au!

#cod mw2 #gary roach sanderson #cryptid hunter au #ask

[gomzdrawfr]

how about some 09 actions? Ghost and Roach maybe? 👀

ofc ofc, anything for you all!

I can't help myself so

bonus 09 Price [content warning: MCD]

#i'll be honest i think the tragedy in 09 was worst than 22 #Price being the only one in the end after the whole thing is a very memorable scene for me despite skipping a lot of the middle part #each campaign and vers has their good and bad! but i still like 22 #ask response #thanks for the ask <3 #gummmyart #doodle #09 soapghost #ghostsoaproach #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #john soap mactavish #captain mactavish #captain john price #angst

[yooo-lets-go]

Roach in Las Almas what will he do

#cucaracha eres mi sol en los días nublados ♥️ #for the countless asks from the roach nation: here’s your boy #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #gary roach sanderson #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #rodolfo parra #alejandro vargas #philip graves #cod graves #ghost babygirl #cod mw2 #cod soap #johnny soap mactavish #cod gaz #alejandro cod #Rudy cod #gazroach

[cod-dump]

If Price retired he would open his curtains one morning and see Soap (Captain MacTavish now) with his face plastered on the window sobbing.

Soap: How did you do it?! How did you control us?!  How do I get Ghost to stop stabbing walls when he loses something? How do I make Gaz stop hiding my journals? HOW DO I GET ROACH OUT OF THE VENTILATION DUCTS?! Price, sipping his coffee: Not my problem. *closes curtains* Soap: Wait I didn’t ask how to get Ghost to stop sneaking into your house and planting glitter bombs! Price: Glitter bo- Graves, from somewhere else in the house: YOUR CHILDREN ARE DEAD JOHN Nikolai: *ugly laughing in another room as Graves scream-swears*

Retirement was supposed to be peaceful.

He was supposed to settled down with Nik and Graves, work on his property, and do retirement related hobbies. Price doesn’t even know any hobbies he could start because he didn’t think he would get this! But Soap keeps calling him. He’s handling the promotion worse than how Price is handling retirement.

He asks two dozen questions each time he calls, each call almost always ending with him near crying and asking Price to come back just for a day to show him how to do things. He’s even showed up a couple times at Price’s property, unannounced and almost getting taken out by a either very surprised Nik or by Graves who shoots first and asks questions later when it comes to strangers showing up at his property in the middle of the night. Soap’s lucky he’s still alive!

Tonight, something is moving downstairs. Nik heard it first and soon all three men were out of bed and ready to take out whoever was in their home… then they heard Soap’s hushed voice and the three groaned in unison.

“John, get your man out of here before I shoot him!”

Graves doesn’t make threats, so Price assured his husbands he would deal with it before heading downstairs. He made his presence known, turning on the light with a sigh before looking for Soap. Oh, he’s hiding now. Great.

“Johnny, get your ass out here.”

Soap slowly raised from behind the couch, looking sheepish. Price just stared at him before looking at the clock. Way too fucking early for whatever this was.

“Johnny-“

“I wasn’t trying to wake you guys! I just wanted to get them and leave!”

Price felt his heart drop, “What?”

“Uh-“

“Who is here, Soap!?”

Price almost lost his fucking mind when he saw Ghost and Roach in the kitchen. Roach was stealing food while Ghost looked to be rigging something up in the pantry. Both froze when they saw Price and Soap in the doorway.

“Hey, cap! And captain… Heh,” Roach was putting food back into the fridge as Price stared at him.

Soap just stormed over to Ghost, “What the fuck is this!?”

“A… gift.”

“Take it back, I don’t want it,” Price muttered while continuing to stare at Roach. He wasn’t letting this shit take any of their food, Nik would lose it.

Ghost grumbled and started carefully removing wires and a box from the pantry. Price didn’t want to know what it was, he just wanted it out of his house and away from his husbands. They were both already pissy about Soap’s constant pestering, he didn’t want to know how they would react to whatever shit Ghost was planning.

“I’m going to get a restraining order on all three of you, I fucking swear.”

“Hey, what about Gaz?”

“GAZ ISN’T HERE!”

“Uh, yes he is! He’s in the car!”

Price had to take a breath, squeezing his eyes shut as he willed himself to not beat any of his former team’s ass.

“Get the fuck out of my house.”

“Yes, captain.”

So much for retirement.

#call of duty #modern warfare #john price #john soap mactavish #cod nikolai #phillip graves #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #Drabble #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #clearing out the inbox #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

[ghostreblogging]

Pest control Danny

So Danny is Damian's twin and like the usual jazz. YOU ARE ALIVE?. HAHA NO.

So batfam noticed something. When Danny thinks no one is looking he is muttering die pests and stomping his foot and in general trying to kill something

Alfred thinks Danny saw pests and does not hesitate.

Anyway like a few months later world is in danger yada yada and they need the help of a minor demon, who literally stole the key they need and they need to trade for it.

And the encounter goes like this.

Constantine: we are dealing with a minor demon, don't lower your guard just because it's a lower demon. It managed to steal the key.

Bat: hn

So Constantine summons the demon and the demon gets summoned

Demon:well well-

Danny:ITS YOU!

Demon: huh? Yes-

Danny:NOT YOU, YOUHAVE YOU BEEN THE ONE BRINGING PESTS INNNN THE HOUSE? Ugh later ILL TALK TO YOU LATER need to get rid of this

Batfam : wait a min-

Danny straight up lunges at the demon breaking the circle in the process and no longer trapping it but still Danny grabs it by the legs as it was trying to escape and he just literally kills it.

John Constantine slowly backing away : uhh we needed a . . . thing from that . . ."

Danny: I'll get that key for you, but for the love of the ancients stop summoning things . Gotham is arleady cursed enough as it is

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #is this done yet? #dc x dp #so danny saw his brother and just decided that he'll get rid of all the curses. #like it was an infestation #similar to roaches in a house of a hoarder #danny really wants to ask where the heck did they manage to get the curses #but he doesn't #to keep up the human act #cursed look like roaches to him #acts like one too #really hard to get rid of #demons are like really big roaches #and he got really angry #like imagine if some sad trenchcoat man tries to unleash one of the most fattest juiciest cockroach jnto your kithen #ghostreblogging

[frogchiro]

Johnny and Si can snarl all they want but whenever one of them makes a too sudden move they whine in pain because it disturbed the knot still lodged deep inside Soap so they can only sit and watch you get fucked and bred by Roach who, judging by the pleasured expression on his face and his tongue lolling out, is happy as can be while thrusting the leaky tip of his cock against your cervix as you moan and mewl for him to give you his pups

Johnny who can’t help but to clench around Simon’s knot as he watches Roach fuck you, unintentionally making the tie last longer. Simon ends up biting Johnnys neck to stop his whining, he bites down harder when he squirms wanting him to be fucking still for five damn minutes.

(I’m just imagining the aftermath with Roach paying tenfold for this stunt later on with either Simon or Johnny fucking him— Simon who doesn’t let him cum, who just uses him for his own pleasure stopping anytime Roach is near climax, or Johnny who overstimulates him and just continuously fills him up until Roach is crying, begging him to stop— all while you’re being eaten out by the other, whoever it is making sure Roach’s cum is out of you before they breed you.)

ANYWHO—

Nonnie I-Jesus christ

While Roach is thrusting away inside you, happy as a clam, poor Johnny is getting twitchy and jittery because he's been on Simon's knot sooo long now and the older hybrid is still spurting cum inside him :(( Johnny starts to whine and wiggle around, trying to get from under the larger male and get to you but he's only met with a vicious snarl from above and Simon's sharp terth digging into the back of his neck and holding him down while growling lowly to stop him from moving around and prolonging the tie :(

And yes, Roach would get absolutely punished after that stunt with Simon edging him for hours, pulling his thick cock out when Roach is near his climax, his hole dripping with Simon's sperm since only the blonde hybrid is allowed to cum.

Meanwhile Soap is busy licking and 'cleaning' you out, his nose nudging at your overstimulated, sensitive clit as he licks your cunt and shoves his long tongue deep inside your hole to clean out Roach's cum to not let him breed with you♡

Also on a side note, Simon, despite being the oldest by far and the most mature and grumpy, he has a crazy high sex drive normally but when he's rutting he will tire the three of you out until you're a panting and dripping heap of bodies and Simon is still hard and aching :(( He would even try and mount bull hybrid!Price but he's too big and burly and chases Simon away with a huff 😭

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #hybrid au #hybrids au #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #john mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #gary roach sanderson x reader #gary sanderson x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley cod #simon riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson

[spielzeugkaiser]

#this takes place soon after vesemir meet them I’m assuming?#oh man and post -that- geralt coming back home and seeing this picture#that is if vesimir puts it in his room tags by @kitsunebattleboxer

You know what? yessssss

#geralt of rivia #the witcher #vesemir #roach #geraskier lovechild #ofc Milek drew a Roach he is also a horsegirl at heart #also filed under: moments when Vesemir was v e r y close to telling Geralt what's up but the timing was not right #guys your tags and asks make me go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA