#ask the randomest shit please

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Hii, so I’m the [demi]girl who sighs off with “Vee 💜” and like, I’ve sent you like 14 thingys. And I wanna say sorry for blowing up whatever you use to post things :3

No no it's perfectly chill you don't need to apologize! I L O V E when you guys send me Dukexiety hcs, prompts, random scenarios, etc. because it F E E D S me and it really brings the Dukexiety shipping community together and that really warms my heart to see on the daily <3

#y'all can send the most randomest shit and i'd still be pleased that's why i always allow the ask box to be open #dukexiety #asks #answers #Vee 💜 anon #not a countdown

[heartssatoru]

how about headcanons for when the jjk boys want your (their s/o) attention and how they go about asking/getting it.

Of course!

Characters: megumi, gojo, and yuji!

Warnings: nothing!

Megumi

I think we all know he would not want to admit he wants your attention.

Yeah he'd hint it, like holding your hand slightly, being a BIT more touchy, just a bit.

If that doesn't work he'll full on grab your hand and stuff, but it takes him a lot of confidence

As soon as you get the hint please do give him attention

If you tease him about it he'll frown and avoid your touch. But as soon as you stop he forces you to do it again.

If you play with his hair while smiling at him he'll close his eyes lookin all annoyed (he isn't) while blushing.

Gets extra clingy as soon as you do so by the way, but makes excuses for it

Gojo

If he wants attention he's getting it. No matter what it takes. He doesn't even hint it. He simply does whatever he can for attention.

Acts like as if you've never given him attention. (You both know that's a lie, with the way he is)

Also especially if you don't give him his daily kiss on the cheek

If you ignore him then he'll start sighing, annoying you everytime until you do

giggles while smiling at you all cocky. That is until you threaten to stop giving him attention.

Randomly takes your hand and puts it on his head. Hinting to you to play with his hair

Most definitely makes you feed him😭 if you don't he just pout and don't eat until you feed him it

Calls you cringy pet names on purpose, or random ones he finds on tiktok

Yuji

Is straight up with it, there's nothing wrong with wanting attention from your partner

Sometimes he'd hint it. But most of the time he doesn't.

Feel like he's the type to ask n be all soft but when its gojo or someone he'll try and be a bit cooler than before

"Can you pet my hair? I mean in a cool way cause..y'know.. I'm cool?"

anyways😭

If he wants cuddles he'll ask for cuddles if he wants you to play with his hair hell ask for you to play with his hair

If he wants you to do the most randomest shit he'll ask or demand man😭

If you say no he'll sulk n everything till you say yeah

"My beloved special amazing majestic attractive beautiful pretty good looking dazzling princess fairy"

(he doesn't even know what he's sayin)

God this is so short! I'm so sorry😭 im working on other request and old whens but im lackin motivation right now. But I promise you guys im working on the request (even if it's only one word done each day😭💔)

#jujustsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #satoru x reader #megumi x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader fluff #gojo satoru x reader fluff #satoru x reader fluff #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi x reader fluff #megumi fushiguro x reader fluff #yuji x reader fluff #Yuji x reader #itadori x reader fluff #Itadori x reader #yuji itadori x reader #yuji itadori x reader fluff #itadori yuji x reader #Itadori yuji x reader fluff

[weird-bookworm]

LET'S SPREAD SOME LOVE!!!!!

talk about your favourite mutuals and why you like them

😄

oh god this is gonna be one hell of an answer

@fairyhaos because shes the sweetest comfiest most adorably chaotic lil ball of energy + she gives the best advice like hello??? what are you??? oh god my heart goes a little off track everytime we talk i just love you so much

@wheeboo okay shes part 2 of the they-make-me-feel-the-safest trio along w yena and axe like please i stumbled across the sweetest sassiest boo stan ever ALSO UR GORGEOUS???

@blue-jisungs axeaxeaxeaxeaxe so chaotically lovely and so boomer and so fun and yoid think shes savage but no shes just soft and as harmful as a pinecone (why do u remind me of tht one joon meme of him just. sitting there. peeling potatoes. in tiny.)

@slytherinshua we kinda talked less for a while bc life happened and then caught up (kinda lol) and im so glad to see shes still as crazy and lovable as ever (im waiting for tht ppt) like talk abt impressive. impressive is her whole personality. sometimes in, uh, less than conventional ways...hehe

@eternalgyu HANNIE WHERE TF R U I MISS UUUUUUUU 😭😭😭😭🫶🏻 like yk what i imagine when i think of hannie? causing mischief. LIKE IDEK WHY OKAY i just feel like we'd be running around giggling like idiots js pulling random pranks on people and js the thought makes me smile

@yllouhannie ylli is like love. ylli is gentle and kind and sweet. shes understanding and passionate and really quite cute. oh my love you make me wanna jump off a cliff because how can someone like you exist 😭 (no srsly what is this witchcraft ilysm mwah)

@woozvc nora is like home. which is saying a lot lmao i sound dramatic but like yk when u just talk to someone and it feels just right even tho ur not rly doing much? shes older but she lets go and i can just feel how absolutely beautiful this person is *melts off a cliff*

@welcometomyoasis shu oh shu i have no words so pardon if this is a little small but. ik i say this a lot but i rly do mean it. i love you. so much. yr msgs and reblogs and asks always make a smile and they make me giddy and suddenly nothing is wrong with the world 🥺

@haecien bro is my ultimate gay bestie like what else do you need in life other than cien. what. nothing is the answer. life is complete when u hv cien and his shenanigans lolol like i dare you try to Not like him. i m p o s s i b l e.

@glosskirt AYYYYY MY ARMY SOULMATE we connected over min yoongi. we still rant over min yoongi. we shall die talking about min yoongi. like there is nothing better than having someone to fangirl with over my favs gloss you filled a hole in my life <3

@mesanthropi weiwei!!!! my little bundle of sugar spice and everything nice!! (+ chaos and a passion about the randomest shit ever how do u live why am i not this exciting) how is it always fun to talk to you and why do ur msgs excite me so much

@aaniag chaos. thats it. chaos. this woman brought with her about half a dozen more desi moots for me like how do i hug you how do i appreciate you enough i ugghhhh 😩

@thepoopdokyeomtouched im still waiting for my flirting yk? lol on a serious note, u and ur crazy streak r probably the most entertaining thing on here, and i fucking love it. i love ur chaos and the fact tht u choose to share it w me, thank you 🫶🏻

@arafilez bro rly dropped outta thin air like a fucking ghost and made my life abt a 100x more exciting where were you my entire life ara. where. why didnt the atz rants and the writing and the random asks show up sooner. why.

@nonononranghaee HAFS MY LIL CUTIE PATOOTIE WHY DO I ALWAYS WANNA SQUISH U NOMNOM U CRUSH U KSKSJEHEH u give me so much cuteness aggression oh my god...

@kkooongie sarah sarah sarah sarah sarah i live for ur writing and im always looking forward to our little chats abt books and random stuff (...when r u updating btw 😅)

@maeleelee @mxnsxngie @imagine-a-life-like-this i don't tell you guys enough how much i love and appreciate each one of you. i dont tell u enough how grateful i am whenever i think abt u bc god ik how hard it is to take in a random person in ur circle, to adjust w a kid, to make said kid feel safe and included and loved. so thank you. for all that you do for me and for loving lil ol' me <3

@cadenonlinelive where u at damn i hvnt seen u in ages

@rubywonu @idubiluv GUYS STOP HIBERNATING ITS NOT WINTER ANYMORE I MISS U

[samsrowena]

hiiiiii i've recently hit a new follower milestone and i'm so excited to celebrate that with all of you by throwing another spn creator event! it will run for five days starting on march 6th through the 10th 💜

the prompts this time around are basically just a random assortment of stuff i personally like and want to see more content of, but please feel free to do your own thing instead! none of them are mandatory

PROMPTS ✧

day one (march 6th) - season nine dean

day two (march 7th) - queer sam

day three (march 8th) - chuck won truthing

day four (march 9th) - ketch (or dean/ketch)

day five (march 10th) - crowley and rowena

bonus prompt ✧ purplenatural (for any/all days)

RULES ✧

open to anyone (we don't need to be following each other)

all content types welcome (art, fics, gifs, edits, amvs, etc)

post your creations under the tag #altarof2k

no w*ncest or any of the usual no-nos

signal boosts appreciated!

↓ tag list (ask to be added/removed!)

@passengerseatcas @waldrea @canadiandutchiefangirl @throughthegriefofdreams @raytoroinmybackpack @saintedcastiel @universalcas @magdaclaire @my-people-skills-are-rusty @here-for-thee-gay-shit @wartyfrogfish @carveredlund @johnwatersbongwater @bloodydeanwinchester @deanabean @free-birdies @petrichoravellichor @amaranthhiding @angelsdean @castiellesbian @thigholstercas @cosmosinfinity23 @hammyletto @rainsongdean @germicidal-99 @the-randomest-ofthe-fandomest @toobusytobebored @freakwiththeknifecollection

#altarof2k #spnfanevent #spnedit #anztag #becauseofthebowties #klinejack #spxcekya #greatcometcas #userda #chapeldean #feathersforcas #deanncastiel #tusersana #bebecas #deancaskiss #thanks for 2k ily all <3

[nyanggk]

🌷 DEAR, JUNGWON — y. jw

( ♡ ) — chapter 24 | dear folks! another night at the frat house ( part 1 ) | chapter 26

SYNOPSIS you've been in love with jungwon for longer than you can remember. initially, you made no plans to make your feelings known, but with something tugging in your heart and putting you on restraints, you're pushed to say "yolo," and ask him to date you for 90 days. after that, you'll finally leave him alone. for good.

n. part 2 will be up tom dw! I had to split it up in 2 parts bcs I had too much fun writing the panels 🥰🤗

also, to any new comer who sees this and goes to the form to apply for the taglist, please don't 😭😭😭 I won't check it most likely so pls just send an ask or comment here 😫 and before yall say im being lazy, remember I ain't getting paid for this so shurnup!!

lastly❗️❗️‼️ the winterball is coming soon!! I have no idea whats gonna happen there but I'll come up w smth for sure!!! send me asks of what u guys wanna see at the winterball tho! it can literally be the most randomest shit ever but if I can plug it in, I'll plug it in 😭😩

BATCH 1 @amarillyis @peachysunooooo @meowmeowhoon @wonswondrland @axartia @heesflor @caty-catts @enhacolor @donghoonie-3 @artstaeh @thaliese @kuleo26 @heestart @kyanmeai @seung-scrittore @avbie @palajae @alex-is-sleeping @love-4-keum @lumiseung @jaylaxies @kimmchijjajang @brownsugarbaybee @yangrdn @gobighee @lunabean @notsimpingforbangchan @urszn @stinkoscope @lihee-blog @bubblytaetae @minjidrafts @enha-cafe @astrae4 @fictional-waste @xiaoderrrr @ckline35 @enhapocketz @4lythe @woncloudie @s7noo @ethereallov3 @haeyoui @cha0thicpisces @chaechae-23 @donghyckl

#'' dear jungwon '' #enhypen #enhypen smau #enhypen jungwon #enhypen au #enhypen imagines #enhypen x reader #enhypen fic #yang jungwon #enhypen scenarios #enhypen angst #smau #kpop #kpop smau #jungwon smau #jungwon x reader #jungwon fics #yang jungwon smau #yang jungwon x reader #yang jungwon imagines #yang jungwon scenarios

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

HELLO THERE!!!

NICE TO MEET YOU ♡♡♡♡♡

I'm Ni/Annie/Cherry (whatever you prefer lol). I'm a minor! So please don't follow me if you are a nsfw blog.(You can interact with the posts of my main account but don't follow my side account or interact directly).

I have 2 accounts :-

1 account for my activism - @geminni5 (main)

And this one for other stuff - @thegirlwholivesin-delusion (side)

I have a lot of things I post/reblog about but it's usually books/artists I love.

My pronouns : she/her.

Sun sign : Gemini 🩷

MBTI : ENFP-T (Campaigner).

Also I'm an Ambivert ~

DNI : TERFS , HOMOPHOBES , SEXISTS , RACISTS AND NSFW BLOGS.

Also I love activism a lot (even though it hurts my mental health sometimes) and I probably am an Anarchist. I am a Feminist (intersectional), Environmentalist and Pro Choice.

Fandoms : PJO , Harry Potter , Olivia Rodrigo , AGGGTM , Chocolate box girls (underrated af) , and a lot more lol.

I have started posting poems recently (11th March 2024) so if you want to check those out , you can check out the tag #cherry🍒 writes stuff.

Oh btw really important notice :- This is what my #undescribed tag means. I'm so sorry but I didn't realise that it was not for that.

I occasionally have breakdowns so I might once in a while post some really depressing stuff on here. Sorry about that.

Also I have a tag #rambleeeee for posting the most randomest shit.

Also if you haven't realised by now, my favourite number is 5 lol. Oh also , I'm Indian.

Also I am a huge booktok and just a tiktok hater in general. You will find I reblog a lot of posts about that lol.

I mostly reblog posts but I sometimes post some stuff of my own (a lot of the times I find it on pinterest. The ones that I find there and post here are tagged #not mine!)

I am a poet / writer but I don't like to share my poems that much lol.

My mutuals : @acewithobsessions @holychaoticdevil28 @notbrucewayne48 @scrambledd3ggss @waiting-down-the-hall-for-me @starl1tt @stars-of-the-heart @snazzy-fangs @alphabetically-deranged @marcusmurdyspond @weeping-in-the-willows @jasperthenotfriendlyghost @guess-ill-dye @octoberconstellation @ringed-mars @lovelightwords @clarabowmp3 @rachellelizabethhdare @cc-horan28 @jay-drinks-gasoline @coldfestivalwitch @starrystims @readerintrash @swiftiebookwormlogastellus @snixx @karkod @cafffeineconnoisseur @tiredguyswag @voicelessghoul @morganitethewitchqueen @maraudersbitchesassemble @cornettotism @kafkaspupil

I think that's all?

For now lol

I am very much happy to answer asks and always welcome them.

Also I send a lot of anon asks to people who are not my mutuals lol.

Anyways I really think that's all.

♡ Thank You ♡

GIFs from here

#intro post #india ♡

[kittykittyanon]

if i knew you irl (please just delete this if it makes you uncomfy 😣)

We would go to cat cafes

I like cats, you like cats. It makes sense

But also the cat cafe is a bookstore bc I go to this bookstore cafe with this cute lil cat named Cedric but that's all the way in NC (not where I live)

So we would pick out a book to read together, something silly that would make us laugh

And we would have lots of sweet treats and hot chocolates while we read the book out loud in silly voices

We would also be snuggling with the cute cats, two teenage girls giggling in the corner if a cafe over a cheesy romance book

imagining we both live in a city, we would go on walks all the time tbh

Holding hands/p (if ur cool with that) to make sure we don't get lost and giggling about stuff that's happened to us recently

also looking around at the pretty landscapes all the trees and buildings and just being in awe of the world around us

Bonus points if we are looking at christmas decorations

BONUS BONUS points if we play this game; we take turns spotting people and giving then life stories. Like we just come up with what they are doing, how they are feeling.

Also we have some sort if hot chocolate or lemonade or some sort of drink that matches rhe vibes of our walks

I imagine these walks are sort of weekly. We don't walk far just a little bit to catch up with each other

UAJAVSJAVKAVSBDJOSVSOSVSIOSVDODVIDBDODVDIDVEIE OMIGOSHHHH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH!!! (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) AMORIA AMI AMIMI!! HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU /P OMIGOSH AMORIA OMIGOSH. 💥💥💥💥💥💥 ((side note: i love it when you ambush me with silly asks like this,, i like the reminder you think of me :3 and i think of you too!!!))

more hcs under the cut!! <33

first of all, Yes. to everything on this list.

i walk like an absolute DRUNKARD,, and i mean when i get comfortable i never walk straight and i'm always walking in a sort of zigzag pattern,,, i feel like you'd laugh at how silly i walk and then i'd start laughing cause you're laughing and in the end we'd both be cackling and stumbling down the pavement together (≧▽≦)

OMIGOSH I LOVE HANDHOLDING!!! or just any sort of physical affection (as long as you're comfortable with it) !!! when i get comfy with someone,, it's very common for me to sort of. drape myself over them (*ﾉ∀`*)

if you're comfy with it and you want to,, i feel like we'd scoot our chairs as close as possible and be having our shoulders touching with a cat chilling across our laps,, us holding a book and trying to laugh as quietly as possible in the back of the cafe.

we'd share earphones/earbuds!! 100% we'd do the little thingy where i put one in my ear and you put one in yours and we'd have a mix of both our favorite playlists on low volume while we walk,, kinda like background music!! low enough for us to hear eachother but high enough to be audible.

i'm actually a rollerblader!! ...not a very good one, but a rollerblader nonetheless!! i'd definitely take you skating in our free time when we have energy for it, and i'd throw protective gear at you 'cause i'm scared of us falling LMAO

... yeah, no — we'd end up falling anyway LSNOABSOSVSISKECSHSJSHHSHSH

but we'd be laughing the whole time anyway so it's okay (*ﾉ∀`*)

during sleepovers, i'd bring a big stash of snacks and candy carefully picked out to your taste and mine, we'd watch coraline or any other movies!!

and then late at night, when it's time to sleep,, i'd give you my plushies so we could go to bed holding soft objects :3

if you stayed up i'd randomly wake up at like 3:45 am to spout the randomest shit only to fall right back asleep a few minutes later.

"did... *hiccup, giggle* did you know that whale sharks are filter feeders... an'... an' they eat plankton..." "... 😰"

i have curly hair so i sleep in bonnets and spend a lot of time in the mirror scrunching in gel and fixing my hair, i feel like you'd sit on the bed on your phone or something as i do it and we'd talk about whatever, breaking into snickers and giggles several times cause we're sprinkling in jokes to make eachother laugh.

assuming we don't go to the same school cause of the weekly walks to catch up with eachother,, i'd probably surprise you in the morning by knocking on your door with a big grin and your favorite snack, ready to walk you to school if i had a day off when you didn't. (if you're chill with it of course!!)

overall, you'd be a friend i cherish dearly. (and you are!!) (๑˘︶˘๑)

i'm a very big gift-giver but a very big broke dummy so you'd get attempted intricate paper flowers and handwritten letters, handfuls of stickers and little trinkets that made me think of you!!

i'd draw a chibi version of you and me doing silly activities together and put them with the rest of my gifts to you,, i'd also maybe draw a leo or two with a chad face and hide it somewhere in one of them HEHEHEE

#kittykitty asks #kittykitty writes #new tag!! #the loveliest amor!!

[tsukisluv]

TEXTS YOU'D GET FROM BAHIYYIH IF SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND !

pairing: gf!bahiyyih x gn!reader

word count: 0.3k+

content: fluff, bahiyyih lowk being a stalker, also hiyyih wanting to ride giraffes (?), stuffed animal co-parenting.

requested by @remiee !!

— i feel like bahiyyih's text would be somewhere between random and cute.

— she could go from sending you the randomest shit ever to becoming the cutest little thing in the world.

— always making sure you're okay, especially if her s/o is an idol. making sure you've eaten okay, and asking you for a full run down of everything thats happened to you so far.

— she loves giving you run downs of her day too, but probably will wait for you to ask her. after that shes sending you every exact detail of every event thats happened to her that day. shes including pictures and everything so you can understand her stories better.

— bae is definitely stalking you too if you're an idol 😔. imagine you and kep1er going on a music show at the same time and getting photos of yourself. you were just just trying to mind your business, but now you're trying to find out where your girlfriend is cause how tf is she taking pics without getting seen.

— definitely would be your biggest fan, even if you're not an idol. completed an assignment for a class? shes so so proud. got a promotion or finished a big project for work? blowing up your phone and telling you how shes so proud of all your hard work.

— ok so back to the random shit.

— completely unnecessary memes, talking about how she wants to ride or a giraffe (or some other odd event involving an animal), or sending you pictures she took of her members while they were sleeping.

— after a fansign or any interaction with fans really, she'll send you pictures of the gifts she got. she's also asking you to co-parent another one of her stuffed animal babies.

— overall 9/10, please save those giraffes 🙁.

#bahiyyih #bahiyyih x reader #kep1er x reader #bahiyyih headcanon #hiyyih x reader #bahiyyih fic

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

aaa why do i keep accidentally hitting the following button instead of the askbox this layout is evil tbh ...

oh anyway, 💬 for the ask game !

rMessage: 07/27/2023

Hey, Aspear.

Finally got a quiet moment and wanted to see how you're recovering. If you ever need anything, and I mean just about anything, let me know. I don't take you taking a Discharge because of me lightly.

oh hey you're alive? well listen that's plenty for me. i thought i was the last person to ever see you living or something when nobody knew where you were.

don't worry too much about me, unethical scientists give great pay so i got shit in the bank. wonder if i can still file this under university insurance...

Well. If you can't. Offer stands.

yeah yeah i hear you. don't want me suing the pants off the cresses right? we're chill. though i gotta know. do they just have a vanilla budget at this point. because this seems like monthly shit for you

...You have no idea, Aspear. No idea.

listen man. i mean this with absolutely no offense behind it. but i see why cheri was drawn to you. you have shit going down practically every day. and she lives for that. like shes just mothim -> flame and if there's nothing she makes her own fucking flame.

...sorry do you get people just saying the randomest most personal shit in your texts often.

Every fucking day. One of mine from earlier reads, and I quote, "Hey Vanilla! Sorry you're in the hospital. Please stop nearly getting yourself killed or I'm going to have to get a new therapist. You remind me too much of [her son]."

oma not in the "sorry you're in the hospital" message too.

It’s my job, to be fair. Anyways, what are your plans?

well you know. maybe take a bit of a sabbatical. find myself again while i work on spinning my resume to any other school interested in ethical hybrid research. say how easy is that gym challenge paperwork?

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #long post #//ha i saw that and was like. there's no way you weren't already following right?? #//damn ask box lol #//visible by others

[itsdappleagain]

omg i totally forgot to check if you answered my tigress ask fgdkfj, i'm wondring if you have any examples? maybe i should read some fics.. i mainly only stick w toh so i don't know much!

ooh yeah! let me look back at what i answered wheeze

OH YEAH okay so iii am a little braindead right now but PLEASE check out the fics of the wonderful which...the way they write tigress is fucking mindblowing and in particular i recommend You, Me, We're Vintage, Love Shot, the i feel your claws around my throat series (especially that one holy shit), the rooftops series, and burning (this is not a love story) from her. was that every fic that which has written with tigress in it? yes, maybe. but also. the way which writes dude. anon. its mindblowing i promise you. literally which pairs tigress with the randomest of characters and makes it a fic that changes my life forever

in terms of mainly papertiger fics that i also feel do a great job for tigress i reccomend my jo (thatgaysianbookworm or lesbiansayishii). scroll through their drabbles from tumblr asks series, Scars, and of course I already linked quite a few that they co-wrote with which.

in terms of some other tigress fics that are spectacular, its hard to list them. there are a lot of good ones where tigress is more of a background character (mangokat's Team red Family series being one. too lazy to link the whole thing, but its unmistakable and a good read anyway)

just scrolling through, doomedbythenarrative seems to have some pretty sweet papertiger fics. a couple other authors that have some tigress fics are heyyallcam, Daungli, Hidden_Insomnia, WhumpFan, MusicallyPan, and Tea_and_Paper.

Thats just off a quick search in ao3, though. Sorry if you weren't looking for a giant list of fic recs, and double sorry if this gets you into cs fanfiction and you quickly discover there is not much in terms of the fics i just recc'd for you.

Hope this sort of helps? If there are any authors I would look at here its which and jo!

#anon #ask #tigress carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego

[tv-g1r-l]

hi! i hope you doing great! <3

can I have male genshin matchup and hcs please? i’m a girl, aries, enfp, my pronouns are she/her. i could be really shy sometimes due to my bad anxiety, but mostly i’m very sweet and bubbly person, i deeply care about my friends, and i’m super affectionate with people who i love. also, my love language is physical touch!!! i’m also very sensitive and emotional person, but i’m fully open with my feelings only with close people in my life. my height is 5’5, i have a petite figure, have some boob, long brown hair and green eyes, i would describe my style as a hyperfeminine, but i also love to dress cozy! i’m polyglot and i speak 6 languages, and i’m studying linguistics in uni. my other passions are makeup, cinematography and music ofc! i’m obsessed with rabbits and bunnies and all the bunny-themed items! i love cute things, such as clothes, accessories, makeup, stuffies and etc. my ideal partner is someone tall and protective (sorry I have daddy issues) who would take care of me and be attentive to me and my feelings! and also someone who would cuddle me a lot <3

hope it’s okay! sorry for my grammar, english isn’t my first language. i hope you have a nice day <3

Hello hello OP! Of course you can, here they are!!

I match you up with..

ARATAKI ITTO!

HEADCANONS + MATCHUP

Itto met you while he was playing rock paper scissors with a child in inazuma city.

He almost won.. until he saw you. He got so flustered that he shouted and had to be dragged away by the Tenryou Commission!

You later met him outside the city, you guys talked for a while and he asked if you if you wanted to go out. (For onikabuto hunting, of course)

You agreed and you guys hunted onikabuto all day.. that is until a samurai attacked you.

You didn't have your catalyst on you nor any weapons your dendro vision could work on.

..well, no need, Itto quickly took out his claymore and destroyed them. All in a day's work for him!

But uh, one problem, now he protects you from everything- which is not entirely a problem but..

"Y/N! Y/N!! WAIT- LET ME PUT SOMETHING ON IT!"

"Itto, it's just a puddle.."

Both you and Itto are open with your feelings toward eachother. Cuddles are common since it's a way for you guys to comfort eachother.

Itto says the randomest shit ever though

".. if you want, you can squeeze my tiddies!" "WHAT??" "Cmonnn! It'll be like an exchange thingy!"

He loves shopping with you cause, despite being comfortable in his gender, he finds hyperfeminine fashion really pretty!

He always points out dresses and the link for you to try on!

He also noticed your affinity for bunnies

So one rainy day, when Itto came in like a soaking wet dog

"Hey, Y/N! Look at what I found!" "Huh- IS THAT A BUNNY???"

The black bunny's name is now pepper and you both love her with all your heart

Itto also loves how you speak each language

Literally you could say a swear word at him and he's like "oh my god you're so hot"

Despite being the life of the party, he likes to hide away with you due to your anxiety- usually if it were any other person, he'd complain, but with you- it seems like it's the best moment of his life!

All in all: Arataki Itto loves you so much and would do anything to protect his girl! :)

#genshin arataki #arataki fluff #arataki itto #arataki x reader #arataki x you #arataki itto x y/n #arataki itto x you #arataki itto x reader #genshin impact

[virtualbunny]

Heyy, could you please do a reader who has tics, and basically hasn't told anyone, and how the team would react to them ticking out of nowhere? Like something like physical like their head twitching. That's what I do so it'd be really cool to see their reaction.

Though I do understand if you're not comfortable writing them.

Thanks!

Also, here's a picture for reference

Millers squad: you having tics

Of cousre i can 🫶

John Miller: doesn't say anything out loud when you do it, but he'll ask you about it when you two are alone and listen when you explain- while you two are having your conversation about it he'll talk about his hand amongst other things

Mike Horvath: When you two are alone checking out some place for possible germans and your head twitches he'll ask if you're okay or if you're hurt, and when you explain to him that it's nothing you can really control he'll be understanding like "ooooh" and ask a bit more about it if you're comfortable

Daniel Jackson: Also would think you're hurt or something and would be concerned, probably would ask if you want a neck massage or something. You'll laugh about it and he'll be like "huh??" so you tell him you have tics and it's nothing you really can control. After that he wouldn't pay attention to it as much, or at least not be concerned about it... he probably would be though if it actually starts to hurt in some way

Richard Reiben: probably would say something stupid like "wtf is wrong your head? did you get punched" and laugh but when he notices your not really laughing he'll feel kinda bad and ask if your doing it on purpose. When you say no and explain what it is and "why" you do it he'll scratch the back of his head. A bit dumbfounded. And apologize, if you are okay with it though he'll make jokes about from time to time but nothing harsh- just a little "you got ants in your head again?".

Irwin Wade: He maybe has some knowlege about it but has never seen it with his own eyes, only read about it in a medical book. Would ask questions about it and move on, kind of, he wouldn't really get over it but won't say anything about it. Definitely would give you neck massages if you ask.

Stanley Mellish: a lot like Reiben, he'll half joke and half question you about it. Of couse after you tell him he'll be understanding but won't really show it (unless you two have known eachother fot some time) and say "oh okay cool whatever". But if you two have known eachother for some time he'll just shrug it off unless it bothered you too much.

Timothy Upham: I'm questioning myself if he's either asking you a hundred questions or if he's to afraid to ask any (he's afraid that he would insult you in anyway. Either way he'll be a bit concerned about you even if it didn't hurt you.

Adrian Caparzo: probably would think your rolling your neck in a odd way but when you do it more often in the most randomest times he'll ask you about it, he'll make a small joke though like "oh shit, i thought you were just really bad at rolling your neck". Won't really pay attention after that.

Hope this was good, or at least decent lol anyways have a great day/night xx 🫶

#saving private ryan #spr #captain miller #john miller #sergent horvath #mike horvath #private jackson #daniel jackson #private reiben #richard reiben #medic wade #irwin wade #private mellish #stanley mellish #corproal upham #timothy upham #private caparzo #adrian caparzo #fluff reactions #fluff

[pageofthemicocee]

Ask me the most randomest shit and I'll answer it(make it appropriate though or else you'll never see your question answered...)

Ask me anything please I'm bored...

#ask me shit #please im desperate #please im begging #lol

[saltynsassy31]

*drags feet into my blog*

Aaaaauuugh I'm so boooooored

I haven't entered this app as many times as I have this week so take advantage of my bored and ask me literally anything, please, for the love of God I am so bored, send the randomest shit, not even ask just talk to me, multiple asks, idk just anything will do!

#salty rants #asks open

[ofmermaidstories]

AAAAADJEJAHAHHS WHAT.WHAT. YOUR SECRETARY DRABBLE?? IT WAS SO ADORABLE ADJEHAHSH WHY BRUH HOW??

but like what if we got a little thing where we're the Starbucks employee that takes his order every morning, and everyday he buys two drinks, but it's a different kind of coffee every time. And your just like adshehhshwhw it's a pro-hero!!, but he just eventually starts talking to u about the RANDOMEST things in his life. Like,

"I saw a cat on the way to work yesterday. It was fluffy and orange, and it kind of reminded me of Bakugou."

And ur just like "wHos Bakugou???"

Then he asks reader to draw a cat on the cup and it's just at that point ur so done with this man.

(pls ignore my poor editing skills)

(ur editing skills are PERFECT, thank u, i am saving this to my phone rn ☎️✨😭)

Shouto Todoroki comes in every day: rain, hail or shine.

You and the others of the café have mostly grown immune his fame, by now, though the commotion he can cause is a little harder to ignore. Sometimes, if you’re both unlucky, a crowd will gather at the sight of him—blocking the counters off and annoying everyone else in the shop. It’s always the same combination of younger kids, star-struck teenagers—or tourists. Most locals, used to Shouto and his ilk, will see the Pro strolling in for his order and leave him to it, give him the right of normalcy. It helps, you think to yourself wrly, that Shouto Todoroki is infamous for being completely unhinged with both his fan encounters and any kind of traditional media.

“Good morning,” he greets you, formally. “I’d like two large Eye-Scream lattes today, please.”

The Eye-Scream latte—Starcups’ Halloween special. You smile to yourself, ringing the purchase up as your coworker shoots you a jealous look. Shouto Todoroki tips well.

“Any special requests today?” You ask. It’s been about a month since he’s discovered he can ask for cup art, and get it—the lot of you climbing over yourselves to make the Pro Hero smile with your doodles, your careful illustrations. Daisuke, your manager, put all of you to shame the other week with his careful, biro rendering of an old manga panel.

But it’s fun; Shouto looks thoughtful, delighting you. You like that he takes this just as seriously as the rest of you do.

“You’ve been drawing those cats for me,” the Pro hero points out. “Can you draw another?”

Something fizzles within you, glowing, at this. “Yeah,” you say, trying not to be too eager. “yeah, I totally can!!”

Shouto smiles at you, warm and small, and you think—you think you’d march off a bridge if this man told you to.

Your friend makes the lattes, pouting at you when you give her the cups, your drawing done. “This is so unfair,” she complains, “he always talks to you!”

You duck behind the coffee machine and jeer at her. “Eat shit!”

She kicks at you in revenge, and you try not to laugh as Shouto waits, oblivious.

“Who do you think he’s getting the coffees for?” Your friend asks, as she finishes one.

You pretend to wipe down an already clean counter, and shrug. “I always thought it was like, Deku or someone.”

Giggling, your friend whispers, “Dynamight.”

You try to picture Dynamight, Japan’s Fury, drinking one of your lattes—with one of your little cats on it, and can’t.

You’re still trying to picture it when Shouto’s order is ready; you present the tray to him and smile up at the man as he moves to collect them.

“I hope you and your friend enjoy your coffees,” you tell him.

Gray and blue eyes flicker down to the cups; to the Shouto-like cat you’ve drawn, sitting with its eyes closed, dreaming of fish.

“We will,” he says, smiling at you—amused, now, like he knew what you were trying to do. “Thank-you.”

Behind you, one of the others giggles nervously. You decide that next time, when you have the chance, you’ll draw two cats; curled up together, napping like they’re in the sun.

#ofmermaidstories-asks #this is a million years late i am so sorry #prompts and drabbles and other things #the devil wears support gear: secretary au

[z3phyru5]

lore post....

Hello tumblr and welcome twitter refugees!! I'm going to be explaining the shit-ton of lore that’s in mcytblr so when this gets referenced you don’t suddenly becomed confused! 

(also this is from someone who entered mcytblr in september, so most smpliveblr/early mcytblr  shit won’t be mentioned in here) 

(Also!! Check out these posts for tumblr etiquette because tumblr is way more different than twitter! and also @/smp-boundaries for cc’s boundaries) 

First and foremost : 

The tapeworm and infertility posts!

These are honestly not bad, but a little shocking, and also commonly used as threats in mcytblr! 

You can find the tapeworm post here (also here) and the infertility post (it’s only for the dteam) here!

Second : 

The mcytblr elections! 

There were two elections, one in October 2020, and one in December 2020-January 2021, run by different people! 

These were unofficial elections, and a fun way to get to know people within the community better! Lore-wise : @/mcyt-quotes and Quotes2020 won the first election only to get overthrown and replaced by I believe sliverfish2020 ! and in the second one catboy2021 won the election and stepped down peacefully for @/gooseberry-darling and @/whyamiherewhosummonedme for Skulk2021 to “rule” mcytblr!

To check out the archive for the first election : click here 

To check out the archive for the second election : click here 

For more information check out the tag #mcytblr elections for memes and other things!

And for lore/rp check out the blogs who were apart of the rp for more posts/join the discords (the first ones dead btw)

Also check out the mcytblr-prison that was made after the second election! (all of it is /lighthearted)

Third : 

imposter blogs! 

These are similar to cc imposter twt’s except for the fact we all take the piss out of these imposter blogs for shits and giggles! These are blogs that use similar urls to cc’s and pretend to be cc’s, normally we end up exposing them within a few days! 

History : I believe the first ones were dream team imposters back in the Summer of 2020! (i lied they were here in 2019 during the smplive/smpearth era!) Otherwise one of the first ones people think about when they say imposter blogs are @/velvetiscake, @/zonebur, and @/quack-ity! Some imposter blogs (at least we think) that haven’t been revealed yet includes @/technothe-pig, i believe also @/tubblr, and uh @/tmblrdream.

If your thinking about making an imposter blog please note that everyone will call you an kinnie and will send the randomest shit to you :D

Last : 

Random memes and shit : 

The two schlatt copypastas : that you can find here (hey wilbur sorry i got so distant) and here (being an secret schlattbur shipper)

Never underestimate someone who trained under technoblade

Dreamcler (check out @/quack-ity and the #dreamcler tag)

Dilfza discourse (check out @/lesbiantechno for more)

Sex god whore (suggestive/nsfw) (image credit : @/nightcrawlercrypt)

Bigboobyhalo (@/commieinnit for more) 

tubbo abortion post

@/canonurl

Check out : 

Iconicmcytposts for more 

And 

Iconicmyctblr

Feel free to ask more questions from old veteran blogs o7 it’s been so long!

Enjoy your stay here!

#mcyt #mcytblr #mcytwt #lore post #....... #.txt