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twos-have-blues · 9 months

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I dont think we as a fandom talk enough about the study group’s response to Jeff telling Abed he has Asperger’s (ableist name for autism, for those unaware). Annie and Shirley treat it like an insult, while Troy just laughs it off because he doesn’t know what it is. This contrast is interesting, because, sure, Annie and Shirley don’t think it’s okay that Jeff said that, but they’re also seriously infantilizing Abed and treating him like autism is some horrible condition that it’s not. Abed’s autism makes him different and that’s completely neutral. While Troy doesn’t take to disability neutrality in the pilot, it’s not long until he and Abed are genuine friends who see each other without judgement. Do Annie and Shirley come around to that? Sure. But Troy does it first and without much hesitation, and that’s one of the things that makes Abed and Troy’s bond so special.

#i’m crying #trobed #community tv #abed nadir #troy barnes #jeff winger #annie edison #ass burger #burger for your ass

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mo-mode · 3 months

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Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.

#like that must have been so insulting #I have a dietary restriction myself and if someone was like yeah I got all these massive entrees that you can’t have but oh! we got …#you a plate of fries cuz I know you probably haven’t eaten in like an entire day? I would be PISSED #yeah Grover get his ass #Grover probably sat in silence for thirty minutes staring at that massive plate of burgers then thought yeah I’m gonna mess this bitch up #and psychological warfare Grover was born #grover underwood #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series #ares #ares pjo

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funky-dealer · 3 months

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dude forget rollout body slam is what makes people shit their pants

#burger of course has both body slam AND rollout so really its up to you which way youd prefer to get your ass beat #pokemon #miltank

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daftpatience · 9 months

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old man divorced yuri

#bigtop burger #zombtop #cesare x steve #this is stupid but i know yall are here for it #i find myself most swayed by absolutely sickeningly fluffy stupid cliche scenarios moreso than straight up romance idk. let me have this #touchig hands ... oug #also cesare has 0 ASS #absolutely flat back there

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kittrs · 8 months

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Cesare doodles i got back into bigtop burger🙏😢

#art #artist #artists on tumblr #digital art #clip studio paint #procreate #my art #fanart #doodles #bigtop burger #btb cesare #bigtop burger cesare #bigtop burger fanart #btb fanart #btb #chibi #silly ass show i love it so much ohmy god #love cesares expressions they’re so fun

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darthcontusion · 9 months

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this doesn't matter but Steve can't have been the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs because he was launched and crashed 365 mil years ago, right? The timeline roughly lines up with when the Tiktaalik existed, and the meteor that killed the dinosaurs landed only 66 mil years ago. Instead, Steve would have caused the late devonian mass extinction event that lines up with the time he was launched from the clown planet.

So what I'm saying

is that a second clown has hit the planet

#or just a regular big ass rock you never know #fan theory #bigtop burger #steve btb #clown lore

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drawthething · 7 months

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Pssssh I ain't giving a damn about Jimmy Jr's headphone anymore (lying) Society needs to remember the non verbal communication superpower of earphones

#fall colours and outfits and music and them #i used to own some earphones and used them all the damn time to chill (overshare my weird ass music opinions) with my friends while studyin #good times #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #bob's burgers #tina belcher #jimmy pesto jr #tinimmy

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pudgybun · 1 year

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Diets suck 💕

#pudgybunny #i ate 2 slices of this big ass pizza and a burger and a cream soda and a basket of fries and a basket of chicken strips it was so yummy #if i ate like this every day... i would b huge

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puppyeared · 1 year

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Macaque and Sun wukong kissing when 💋 (also hi it’s me burger)

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#HI BURGER. THIS MADE ME STAND UP AND SIT IN A CORNER FOR A GOOD 5 MIN #my virgin ass always gets red in the face drawing kisses shfjbbn #‘dont let it go to yOUR HEAD!!!!’ BNNHHGSHJVHSH #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk wukong #lmk six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lmk liu er mihou #doodles #myart #my art

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crazyracoonpeople · 1 month

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he is always watching you from the shadows

#ominous ass 😭😭#i love him hes so silly #bobs burgers #bob's burgers #calvin fischoeder #mr fischoeder #bobs burgers comic

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neopetting · 2 months

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*lays down on the ground* she is always casually touching him

#wehwahwhehhhh #this rewatch is GETTIN my ass #bob’s burgers #s4e9 slumber party #boblin #bob belcher #linda belcher

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lastoneout · 1 year

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this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

#there are two distinct times when american food is bad #when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are #bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing #and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula #where it doesn't matter how it tastes #it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising #that's when american food is bad #bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds #and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things #when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good #also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL #remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit?#this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet #this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore #the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them #like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food #the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what #I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking

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little-pondhead · 10 months

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DPxDC Prompt:

[this is a long one please forgive me]

Bruce lied to the others about his trip through time. Not all of it! Just…one specific thing.

During the early parts of his timeline hijinks, before Tim realized Bruce was still alive, he had a bit of a respite in between his endless time jumps. (Maybe a certain ghost was helping him out.) With a fuzzy memory at best and a strange itch to investigate the unknown, Bruce had been taken in by an old couple who had no kids but wanted to pass on the family name. And who better than a thirty-something amnesiac stranger who could actually be related by blood?

Bruce, with nowhere to go, accepted his new name, grew out his hair, and quickly got accepted into college for engineering. There, he met two of his closest friends; a redheaded woman who could kick his ass and a wet chicken of a man who could also kick his ass. They both made him nostalgic for something he didn’t remember, and that made him sad sometimes, but the two were always there to cheer him up.

Years passed, and Bruce’s life moved on. He settled well into his new name, mourned his parents when the eventually passed, celebrated his wedding with the redhead, and grieved when the last of their trio fell out of touch. He had a daughter, and then a son! They were both so smart, even if they didn’t share the same passion he had for exploring the science behind the afterlife. (Something about the dead just itched his brain in an infuriating way, and Bruce wasn’t one to let sleeping dogs lie. He just had to find out why he was so obsessed with this stuff!)

Eventually, his and his wife’s research yielded results, and that’s when bits of Bruce’s former life started coming back to him. After the portal opened, he spent his days with his head in a fog, oblivious to the world around him as he struggled to continue his work.

Why did he remember a boy named Dick? Who would name their child that? And Jason…who was Jason? That name always made him sad. There were more names, more faces, but none of them were his. He could never remember what his name was supposed to be. All he had was the one his adoptive parents gave him.

His wife was worried. His daughter was struggling. And his son…his son sometimes hurt to look at. Bruce didn’t know why. He knew he was being a terrible father, but something in him wanted to cry whenever he gazed at those clear blue eyes, just like his own. His son was too smart for his own good, and realized his dad had started avoiding him.

The day his son purposely left the room so Bruce could relax was one that hurt him even now.

Time kept passing, and Bruce was becoming anxious. His brain fog was as bad as its ever been. He had constant headaches, and his hands kept twitching for nonexistent tools on his belt. Something was going to happen. Something had happened. A voice in his head told him it was all his fault.

So in an attempt to clear his head and spend more time with his family, Bruce insisted they all go to dinner at the local diner. His son invited his friends. Even better! More people meant more distractions from his messed-up thoughts. He wouldn’t spiral with the kids around.

And then something exploded.

The last thing Bruce remembered was his son’s (green??) eyes widening in fear and horror as something yanked him violently backwards. He fell farther than expected, through a portal and a green sky full of black stars. A hand tightened on the back of his jumpsuit, hauling his giant body through another portal with a roar of a motorcycle.

And then…and then…and then what?

All of a sudden, Bruce was sprawled in some mud in the middle of a forest, dizzy and coughing from the explosion’s fumes. He’s singed all over, and his ears still rang from the force of the…what happened again?

Bruce sits up, and all of a sudden, he’s in the era of the pilgrims. His memory has been wiped clean, his new name and family forgotten thanks to the hands of time. His adventures through the time stream continue, with him assuming many different identities throughout many different decades.

The memories of being Jack Fenton don’t return to him until he’s back in 2004, once again in his own time and living as Bruce Wayne. A glowing green sticky note informs him that “The Nasty Burger Incident” had just occurred. His “other self” just had his ass dragged to another era, so the time loop would continue.

It also informed him that he had an orphaned son crying for him at Bruce’s own grave.

Well, his forgotten son (that sounded bad, even to him) was supposed to be about fourteen now, right? Bruce hopes he doesn’t have to fight anyone for custody.