#basic chickens

[insideapollo]

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#nbc hannibal #Hannibal #will Graham #Hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #Hannigram #murder husbands #heu #Fischerprice #Spacedogs #basic chickens #polygram

[slashyrogue]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mænd & høns | Men & Chicken (2015), Basic Instinct (Movies), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elias (Men & Chicken)/Adam Towers Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Meet-Cute, Christmas, Hugh Dancy/Mads Mikkelsen Character Combinations, Sibling Deaths, Friends to Lovers Summary:

Adam knew he was the smartest and best looking person in every room he entered which made it much easier to reject the advances of anyone he didn’t deem worthy.

And the minute he met his newest neighbor he knew there couldn’t be anyone less worthy than him.

#basic chickens #Christmas stories #fluff

[tak1awase]

#basic chickens #heu #hannibal extended universe #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #men and chicken #basic instinct 2 #adam towers #elias #elias thanatos #hannibal

[sillylilfannibal]

bad basic chickens doodles ;v;

#basic chickens #heu #hannibal extended universe #adam towers #adam x elias #elias #men and chicken #drawing #doodle #doodles #art

[zipegs]

on company time // 4.2k, E, Basic Chickens

PWP, crack/humor, first meeting, bottom Adam written for the @willgrahamsass scramble

Adam could tell from the way the man approached the food-court service counter that this would be a transaction for the books.

A quiet sound caught Adam’s attention—a throaty, pained moan. A few of them, actually—one punched out right after the other. He stepped a little closer, brow furrowed. Only one of the stall doors was closed, and Adam approached it slowly, tilting his head in an attempt to better hear. The little moans continued, rhythmic and instinctual, and he caught the unmistakable slick, wet sounds of someone masturbating.

Was Elias a nymphomaniac or something? Now that would be too good to be true.

When Adam was directly outside the stall, he lifted his fist and rapped on the door. The moans cut off, but the wet sounds continued, and when Elias spoke, his voice came out strained. “Go away. Someone’s in here; are you stupid?”

“Elias, it’s Adam,” Adam said. “From ‘Simply Chicken’? You forgot your card.”

Read it now on Ao3!

#hannibal extended universe #heu #basic chickens #basicchickens #adam towers #men and chickens #mine: writing #mine #fadserver #heu fanfiction

[marisolez]

"¿Qué es lo que más quieres en tu vida?" Adam le preguntó.

El hombre luchó contra su orgullo, como Adam le había visto hacer en repetidas ocasiones. Su rostro pasó de una expresión orgullosa e indiferente a una más triste y pensativa en segundos. "¿Ser amado?" respondió y preguntó al mismo tiempo, como para asegurarse de que era un deseo aceptable para alguien como él.

Adam le acarició la cabeza y lo besó en la mejilla.

"Entonces te lo mereces", le dijo. Nunca usó tanta atención hacia otro ser humano, nunca se sintió tan abrumado por la sensación de ternura y afecto y cuidado hacia otro ser humano. Nunca sintió tantas ganas de hacer sentir bien a una persona, aunque solo fuera con su cuerpo.

Elias se giró y le devolvió el beso, aunque dándoselo en los labios.

Fue tan breve que Adam pudo decir con certeza que nunca había recibido un beso tan rápido en su vida.

"Lo siento", dijo Elias de inmediato, mirando hacia atrás frente a él.

“Lo siento, ¿por qué lo sientes? No me importa”, habló Adam con voz débil, estaba sin aliento porque su corazón palpitante se lo estaba robando todo.

Este es un pedacito de un tierno y maravilloso fanfic C'è un posto per te, escrito por Leniam en ao3.

#HannibalExtendedUniverse #ao3 fanfic #fanfic recommendation #basic chickens #hannigram #hannibal

[spibder]

made some lil sticker designs of fnaf movie human/animatronic duos :3c they r on my redbubble if u wanna stick em anywhere lols

#i hope these pairings make sense i put thought into em even tho its basic thoughts lols #fnaf #five nights at freddys #mike schmidt #foxy fnaf #foxy the pirate fox #abby schmidt #bonnie fnaf #bonnie the bunny #chica fnaf #chica the chicken #vanessa shelly #vanessa fnaf #freddy fazbear #golden freddy #william afton #springtrap #springbonnie

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[bunnyspine]

Drew that one scene from the fnaf 1 trailer! Still my fav in the series ^^ Just love how they actually look like those 1980s animatronics (like from Chuck E. Cheese or the Rock afire explosion!!)

fnaf will always have a special place in my heart, seeing it come to life in the movie was so so great <3

#i need to draw that silly bunny guy with the cool glasses #(btw i have basically the same glasses) #hehe #Fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #fnaf freddy #fnaf chica #fnaf bonnie #freddy fazbear #chica the chicken #bonnie the bunny #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf 1 #five nights at freddy's fanart

[cursedzucchini]

Danny and Jason meeting each other for the first time like:

Danny, pointing at Jason: baby???????

Jason, who just walked into the kitchen for cookies: baby!!!!!!!

Danny: what the fuck is a baby doing here???????

Jason: who left the baby unattended?????? Where are his parents????????

Bruce: i adopted both of you wh-

Jason & Danny, screaming on top of their lungs: BABY!!!!!!!!!!

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Idk I'm just imagining Bruce adopting Danny, not telling anyone, bringing him home and Jason was just in the mansion. And their stupid dumb ghost brains go

Danny: not even filly formed baby in pain!!!!!! He's been suffering for so long.... Need to protect!!!!!!!

Jason: a fucking two years old baby!!!! (Wait what) very very young, very dumb, need to protect!!!!! (Who tf is this kid)

And when put together, they immidietly adopt each other. I feel like the scene that follows is Jason force feeding Danny a cookie, rambling Abt how thin he is and how he should eat more, and Danny fighting him while trying to give him ectoplasm so his core can fully form, cooing and telling Jason how he doesn't need to worry, Danny's here

#dc x dp #danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #crossover #dc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #batman #jason todd #danny fenton #bruce wayne #meanwhile bruce in the background like: ........what abt us........ #what abt everything weve been through :'( #this is basically danny and jason r smart by themselves #but put them together and they turn into mother hens w iq of a chicken #idk this just came to me while i was reading ff

[elcucurucho]

funniest recent development of 4halo and fitpac is they’re now engaged in a cold war of epic proportions where they continuously antagonize each other by pointing out the clearly obvious thing the others have going on while acting completely oblivious to their own situation. I’m so sorry but we might as well pack it up now, no one is ever going to admit feelings because that would mean losing the great slowburn standoff

#qsmp #jokes jokes all jokes #I’m still thinking about the little exchange pac and bbh had before the movies earlier that was basically both of them playing chicken #trying to get the other to admit feelings without doing the same themselves. none of them can be normal

[hyydraworks]

Sneaking in one more food animal with wee cayenne pepper chickens!

#hyydraworks #cute #ceramics #traditional art #chicken #chick chock #chimken #cayenne pepper #pepper chicken #so basically was like whats a plant chickens probably wouldnt destroy each other to eat #if you have chickens and they like peppers dont at me i cant take it emotionally #etsy #etsy shop update #handmade #pottery #fantasy #figurine

[slashyrogue]

Adam walks into Cloffee because he's heard the drinks are shit and wants to lambast it in his column. He ends up sitting at the counter and meeting Elias Thanatos instead.

Elias ends up being the reason why he lies and tells people the coffee is amazing. Adam likes Elias because the man is the only one on Earth who doesn't take his shit.

And he doesn't seem to be attracted to Adam at all, which is a strange thing in and of itself.

"I'm not into men," Elias says for what has to be the hundredth time, "Stop flirting with me."

He can't help himself at trying, and as the months pass Adam wakes up one morning excited to go to the coffee shop and makes a horrid realization.

He's in love with Elias.

That can't be true, really it can't, & he decides not to go for a solid week but lasts only a few days.

When Adam comes back Elias looks annoyed at him for not coming by, and doesn't speak to him the entire time he's there.

He does speak to some ugly little bint at the end of the counter who to Adam's shock seems to be into him.

Elias has no idea, of course, but Adam seethes.

He decides right then and there that he's going to make Elias fall in love with him. It can't be all that hard.

Everyone falls in love with him.

Surely Elias will just as easily.

Right?

#not failed twitter attempts #basic chickens #HEU

[guntapon]

Are you being a troublesome kid, jackass? ↳ [EP06] Moonlight Chicken (2023)

#moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken the series #heartliming #heartming #heart x liming #fourth nattawat #gemini norawit #geminifourth #thaidrama #* #mlc* #gemfourth* #(please forgive the basic coloring lol) #li ming was in PEAK form today (see: adorable and in love)

[mothmothwoth]

I must remind people that I am a Lizzie Ldshadowlady fan so have some doodles of her in the new SOS series

#It is so cannon to me she is skulk/warden hybrid #I’ve thought this since episode 1 #and now her house is made of deep dark stuff #at this point I’m starting to think this is intentional #Anyways ANOTHER hc that when the players get revved they get kintsugi from how they died #like the coin itself is what is sticking them back together bc clearly their souls are still around #I think the body just needs to be functional. they don’t really die #They just need to be repaired you know? Thats why Lizzie could possess that chicken #Every player is just basically possessing their body the souls can’t actually die they just need someone to stay in #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #fanart #ldshadowlady fanart #minecraft sos #sos smp

[lazyevaluationranch]

09/05/2023 We are normal, nonhazardous chickens. You can trust us around your delicious succulent fingers.

#daily #chickens #they're basically the Norns but if the Norns ate fingers