#basic routine

[andr0nap]

cowboy au but i commit to the lack of horses on no mans land

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #cowboy au #andr0art #vashs bird is named buddy #wolfwoods is angelina #shes a draft thoma #listen im allowed to get creative with the birds #theyre basically horses and should have horse colors too #their standard teal is a bit boring #this au activated my horse girl (gender neutral) neurons #i wanna draw nico doing a reining routine #im pretty sure vash rides classic #judging by his posture #idk its been a while ok #my horse lore is rusty #also vash calls all his birds 'buddy' #its kinda sad #also sorry the poses are stiff i dont feel like redrawing them

[cringefailvox]

guy notorious for violently removing people from his personal space and who blew sir pentious halfway across the city for tearing a tiny scrap from his already tattered coat lets rosie sweep him off his feet and spin him around like a doll. i'm so in love with their dynamic

#i know people have already said basically this but i'm just obsessed with these frames in particular. the way he's balancing on his heels #bc she's knocking him off his feet but also propping him up‚ and he's just so happy to see her #he's got this look on his face like when you see your older relatives after a while and they go through the whole ‘you've gotten so big!’ #routine but you love them so you wearily bear it. that's what the third & fourth frames are communicating to me #alastor #rosie #radiorose #hazbin hotel

[al-selfships]

#my daily routine basically #shipcest #sibcest #proship safe #proshippers please interact #proship #antis dni

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

IDK if you've ever said anything about it, but in the Lights Out AU, what was Wally's first reaction on realizing that Frank was alive and he wasn't alone anymore? I imagine it was...quite emotional

i Haven't talked about their Initial Reunion yet, no! but yes, it was very emotional! there were certainly many emotions!

namely: fear, confusion, shock, and nearly killing your friend with an oversized baseball bat <3

#im trying to work on a mini comic to expand on this but my art Isnt Arting Correctly #so this will have to do for now #but to put it Short and Simply #frank: WHAT THE FUCK ITS JUST ME!!! ITS ME!!! #wally: oh oops heyyyyy totally thought you were one of the Things <3 my bad <3 #wally: .... #wally: HOLY SHIT? FRANK?! #aaaaaand scene #wh lights out au #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #obviously its more complicated and less... jokey than that #i have the scene laid out nicely in my head #but putting it to 'paper' is a challenge! #there are factors to include #like how frank thinks everyone in the storage room is dead & how wally hasnt spoken more than a few mumbled words in a Long time #wally at this point has essentially lost his sense of self and basically just goes through his 'routine' like a robot #so it takes a second for his mind to kinda... reboot in a sense #and in that second frank nearly dies for realsies #haha thats... thats funny actually. Nearly. ha. the irony. #but uhhhh yeah frank really goes Through It for a bit #especially the immediate waking up through running into wally #or more like wally runs into him! purposefully! with the bat!

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[kagoutiss]

thinkin about murder baby zelda again

#ocarina of time #tloz oot #zelda #ganondorf #this is like a daily occurrence i feel like #like basically a morning routine #ganondorf mostly thinks its funny but he does take alternate routes a lot to try and avoid her #honestly gets to a point where he gets MORE paranoid if it’s been too long WITHOUT her charging at him with a knife #she could literally be anywhere. she could be in the rafters #as an expert rogue? very impressed! as a man with vital organs? mortally terrified

[faeriereblogs]

every time i look for smallishbeans on google, I type "Joel". Every time. Without fail. And google's like "man we're gonna need more than that"

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #google search #its such an inconvenience #but honestly im not gonna fight it. #its basically routine now.

[i-got-a-tummy-ache]

Don't know if this hc makes sense or not but I feel like a few kids of the aphrodite cabin would probably be like one of those early morning people because of their extensive skincare routine. Like these bitches really be up at 5am in the morning washing their face and everything. Basically those skincare obsessed girlies.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson disney+ #aphrodite cabin #Lmao I forgot their cabin number my bad #skincare #skincare routine #I am pretty sure some kid went to shower and then got jumpscared by an aphrodite cabin kid #Pretty funny scene in my head ngl #Basically that one scene from euphoria #Where like Cassie gets up every morning yk #annabeth chase #silena beauregard #grover underwood #grover and annabeth #percy and grover #BTW really enjoying the pjo show fr #headcanon #pjo headcanon #Aphrodite cabin headcanon #I personally wouldn't surprised if this headcanon is sort of canon since the whole camp is filled with kids with adhd lol

[w0rm-3nthus14st]

dirkjohn makes too much sense for what it is. particularly i love reading abt people’s humorous interpretations of them, it’s so funny to imagine em locked in some ironic prankster oneupmanship for all of eternity. i think their relationship is almost leprechaunian in nature.

plus i mean, its funny to imagine dave’s Horror at first

KARKAT: DAVE, WHY THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN MATTER IF DIRK AND JOHN ARE DATING? PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO WHY EGBERT’S PERSONAL LOVE LIFE IS OF SUCH IMPORTANCE YOU HAVE TO SHOVE YOUR INTRUSIVELY INFLAMED BULGE INTO THE MATTER.

DAVE: it violates the bro code so hard dude you dont even know

KARKAT: UHUH. *eyebrows raised with great Suspicion*

#dirkjohn #not art #im just like kinda going insane #i think humor is number 1 for me for all characters and relationships #thats prbly why i like davekat sm bc its just #a comedy routine basically

[chaoticvictorianspirit]

Just here to hype up @morganbritton132 's Eddie Munson tiktok saga. It's just so ... *mwuah*!

Seriously, I'm so enamoured with it it's almost embarrassing (especially for someone who's never used tiktok a single time in their life). Each new post, no matter how short, instantly makes me want to write an entire episode's worth of script around it and make it an actual sitcom.

Also I'm obsessed with Steve and Diane's dynamic and whenever it's mentioned my brain autoplays this video, so naturally I have to inflict this curse upon you lot as well:

So yeah this series is amazing and everyone needs to go check it out. Thanks again to @morganbritton132 for blessing this here hellsite with it!

#I know nobody reads my blog but I feel obligated to hype this up #this is basically me standing alone in an empty field doing a whole cheer routine for noone #screaming my love into an empty void is a form of self care #eddie munson tiktok saga #steddie tiktok #steve x eddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things

[junkartie]

How is using ozempic not categorized as an eating dissorder. Just because a shot is making you eat 400 calories a day doesn’t make you any more healthy than the anorexic doing the same thing. Wtf. Literal brainrot. I cant believe we’re on the path to heroin chic again

#i see what these people eat and its basically what my routine was in my lowest #why is this normalized

[northstarscowboyhat]

In your Lucky Clover AU, would Starlo join the Royal Guard because; A, it would give some validity to his sheriff claim and; B, so that he could get word and try to deflect any investigations for the missing human that the Royal Guard launch.

This was such an interesting ask I really had to sit with it for a while. Huge ramble ahead!

So, this idea fascinated me solely because this is a little bit of what the situation is with Martlet in this AU. After Clover decided to live in the underground post Pacifist ending, she put in her two weeks and quit, since she does NOT want to risk being ordered to kill or hunt down Clover, or any other humans for that matter.

It's something she struggles with a lot; not only because she's jobless for a while and probably has to ask for financial assistance from Dalv/Ceroba/Starlo, but also because she KNOWS being in the Royal Guard would give the gang some insider intel on the missing human investigations. Maybe it would've been better to tough it out in a job she wasn't content with just to get that info, to protect Clover? While her friends reassure her that this was the best decision, for her and for Clover's safety, it's something Martlet struggles with for a while, especially considering how some Snowdin Monsters side eye for her suddenly leaving her post and job.

Now, for Starlo. If the situation called for it, would Starlo try and join the Royal Guard? Perhaps if there was no other option! He's the kind of person to go above and beyond for the people he cares about, sometimes to reckless degree. However, I think his relationship with the Royal Guard is far too sour for him to ever be considered for a job with them, based on this line from Ceroba.

Dude literally has made a habit out of locking Royal Guards in his town's jail. Undyne is NOT accepting him into her ranks LOL. (I honestly HC that although Undyne and Starlo have a lot in common and some similarities, they probably would hate each other if they met or were forced to engage in conversation with one another LOL).

As it stands in the AU, none of our main cast has any connections to the Royal Guard, as much as they would like having some kind of way of getting side info, in order to protect Clover. Martlet is in a weird spot with her old co workers, and Starlo's pre-Pacifist ending habits and way of running his town had pretty much killed any chance of that. The best they can do is just keep their eyes and ears peeled in order to ensure no Royal Guard ever discovers Clover secretly living in the Underground.

#the cowboy hat yodels #lucky clover au #Thank you for such a great ask! Really picked my brain #One of my favourite tidbits of this AU is exploring how much the characters change after Clover decides to live in the Underground #Starlo in particular regrets a lot of his reckless behaviour so this is def a convo that would come up #and Martlet basically has her routine totally uprooted but copes with it because she loves Clover that much #The idea of one of the main gang joining the Royal Guard in order to deflect investigations and get secret info is EXTREMELY juicy #But I've never been able to find a way for one of them to feasibly join the Royal Guard so! Just some fun food for thought

[lemonboyjosten]

neil: i’m stressed

neil, nuzzling andrew’s neck, bites him.

andrew : what are you doing?

neil : stress eating

#neil always nibbles andrew’s neck whenever he gets the chance #it’s basically part of his routine energy replenishing diet #andrew goes beet red when all he hears is ‘nom nom nom’ but then he enjoys having a vampire leach off on his neck #aftg #all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #palmetto state foxes #gay #lgbtq #the raven king #the kings men #andrew x neil #neil josten & andrew minyard

[ejacutastic]

sitting here beating myself up about how my hypermobility pain would be improved if I just did all the various workouts multiple times a week and then remembered I have adhd and I'm very overwhelmed by trying to figure out what exercises and I don't have the full knowledge to fix all of my various pains and working with a professional costs money

but most of all I realized that I have a right to be unhealthy. like yeah there are obviously consequences to not addressing health things but they're not moral wrongs and it's not something that's deserving of scorn or judgement of any kind.

the actual material realities of managing chronic illnesses are profoundly complex for most people including me and I'm tired of beating myself to shit for just struggling with basic physical reality.

I still want to do those exercises and look into physical therapy and read the book I bought on joint hypermobility management when I can but there's not a threshold I have to reach to be allowed to struggle without guilt and shame or some shit yknow?

#not particularly looking for advice with this but I'm open if someone's got a good basic routine with hypermobility in mind

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so. The Lights Out AU. Those that are asleep? Where on earth are they? Like where the heck is Eddie? Laying in some puddle somewhere? in a bed? Is Frank looking after him until he wakes up?

they were originally in their houses, but after a ah... incident, Wally moved them into storage room off-set. it's a bit small so they're a little crammed in there with other Props and shelves and boxes and such, but it's not like any of them are awake to mind it. Walls regularly checks on them (usually along with removing them for one of Sally's plays) and makes sure to keep the door shut tight

#EDDIE LYING IN A PUDDLE SOMEWHERE LMFAO #frank: wheres eddie #wally: uhhhhhhhhhhh #frank: wheres eddie. #wally: oh.. you know... the puddle... #frank: the WHAT #eddie - elsewhere: *family guy death pose* #wh lights out au #rambles from the bog #but yeah they're all safe and tucked away. gathering dust and such #wally makes it a part of his routine to go in their and dust them off. make sure theyre comfy as possible and Undamaged yk #& shoo the moths away from barnaby's exposed stuffing ofc #there are probably roomier storage areas but wally doesn't know where #it's very very dark and it was the only open storage room door #its a bit of an Ordeal dragging them all the way back to set for soothing Sally #but it's not like wally has anything else to do! outside of his basic routine of course #now if you would please consider the horror of waking up in a crammed pitch-black space #with your dear friends who won't stir from their slumber no matter what you do #trapped in this space not knowing where the door is or if there even is one #now imagine you're frank frankly- #realizing i don't portray how fucking dark it is well enough #like i imagine that the puppets can kinda vaguely see due to having like. Magic Puppet Eyes or whatever #like they're not biological. they shouldnt even be alive. why shouldn't they be able to see a little bit in the pitch blackness #i imagine to them its like when you wake up in the middle of the night but your eyes have adjusted so you can kiiiiinda see? #color is gone and shapes are fuzzy/nebulous but its not pitch black yk yk #anyway. yeah wally shoved them all in a closet #at least now they have sleeping buddies!

[whumpshaped]

im sure this post has been done before but whats everyones go-to whump scenario before bed

#from a very young age mine has been a skilled fighter vs mage thing #where skilled fighter whumpee goes into this huge castle/mansion thinking they stand a chance #but swords do fuck all when whumper has invisible/shadow tentacles lmao just pure magic #wrapping around limbs and weapons #immobilising them #tearing them limb from limb #whumpee trying to run but its basically a labyrinth and they inevitably run into a dead end #it also routinely involved electrocution #but mostly just the tearing limbs off part. that was the most crucial #whump #whump community